>> glenn: i want to introduce you real quick to phillip mason, soldier who just returned from iraq. heard we were coming and lives in indiana and said to his wife we have to come to wilmington, ohio. america, come to wilmington, ohio and witness miracles. sue you tomorrow. sue you tomorrow. god bless. captioned by closed captioning services, inc ♪ ♪ welcome to "red eye". it is like my three sons if bisons -- by sons you mean drifters living in my shed. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> johnbon jovi tells president obama, i'll be there for you as he is appointed to the agency of commissions. and jimmy carter says america

is ready for a gay president. we'll have live reaction from the committee to elect a gay president straight ahead. and fiewnlly,-- finally, is bradley manning being held on inhumane conditions by the u.s. military? we will talk to 7 experts coming up. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> i made up a lot of that stuff. >> don't worry, i wasn't listening. >> actually all of it. >> i appreciate your demise. >> i apologize for nothing. let's welcome our guest. remy spencer. she is so bright three wise men follow her at christmas. and the gossip queen on logo tv. she is so sharp her tongue won a gold in olympic jumping. and congratulations, bill. >> thank you. >> and sitting next to me, country music singer legend larry gatlin. if country music was drool i would wake up every morning with him on my face. and "new york times" cory

spawn -- cory spawn department, good to see you, pinch. >> and it is a new book examining the econographing. thomas freeman carries it around as well. and a baby diaper. not a man one, a baby diaper. barely covers a thing. that's the original latin for the word. i'm quite the word today. >> nicely done. when it comes to finding rockers who care, the president is living on a prayer. after taking inventory, obama has found his blaze of glory. and despite discouragement from his wife, barack announced "it's my life." the scurvy known as bon jovi can add the white house to his cd. the commander-in-chief signed an executive order that is called the white house council for community solutions. and guess which a list --

a-lister wanted dead or alive. that's right, bill strickland. great guy. but also the feather haired phony, jon bon jovi. his duties are as follows, quote, one, enlisting leaders in the fill an throp pick sectors to make policies on key goals. honoring and highlighting those making a significant impact in their own community. and giving love a bad name. interesting, but not as interesting as zebra versus rhino. hit it, boys. >> talk about slippery when wet, am i right? bernadette, who could be the -- this could be the biggest decision of his presidency. this is what he could be known

for. >> it could be. i don't care as long as bonn -- what is his name? as long as he is not doing anybody's hair, i am fine. if he has ever been to a jerseyed with whg jon bon jovi comes on, it is horrifying. >> he is considered a saint in new jersey which is tragic and very sad. larry, of course, obama didn't pick you. could this change the course of his presidency? >> i don't know about that. y'all are picking on john. john is a pretty model citizen when you think about it. he married his high school sweetheart. i met him one night. we caw miz rated one night when we both lost grammies. >> you mean a gram of coke? i called them grammies too. >> you just did a whole brain strip back to another decade. >> that is the term for a gram of coke. >> you are talking to an old coke head. you think i don't know that? >> breaking news! >> it can't do any harm. like i say, john is a good

guy. the problem i have with it, it is another perfect example of the style over substance that we see so much. speaking of musicians, nero is fiddling again. mr. president get down to the street and get to helping people instead of the rhetoric and nonsense. john, do a good job. she a good man. >> what you are saying is he should have picked steve perry. joy no, what he is say -- >> no, what he is saying is talking to an old coke head is a great idea for a show. they are reassembling their toaster. >> but bill, you could never be on because you will never be an old coke head. >> in someways i am. i am an old soul coke head. >> take my advice, young man -- >> free base. >> no. you are going down the road to de -- destruction when you live by the motto, even columbian drug lord's children have to eat. >> well, they do have to eat.

columbians require food. >> let's stick to topic. you were saying in the green room that you felt jon bon jovi was a sick psycho path that does not deserve to live on the planet. why do you hate him so? >> you are making fun of me because you know i am from new jersey and i love him and i have always loved him and i love his concerts. however, i am not so sure i am going to agree with this appointment. we will see exactly what he does. >> he is not going to do anything. >> that's the point. i'm hoping he doesn't. if he runs for elected office in new jersey, i am moving. >> wouldn't it be great if it was a real job? if obama says this is not just a luxury appointment. have you to be there at 9:00. >> no because he is not qualified. >> wouldn't it be great if president obama's job was not just -- what did you call it? >> touche, my friend. they don't know what to do after 8:45. they start to resemble middle aged, new jersey housewives.

take a look. doesn't he look like a happy woman in the suburbs? he is always frowning. >> that's not a frown. >> they just put in the in ground pool. >> andy duncun circa 1984. >> how does jon bon jovi's band, the e street band feel about this? >> rerack. >> the black sacks saw phone nis is happy. look who is in the white house. oh, it is bill cline n to, i got that wrong. my part of the breaking news that they got a scoop on was the opening line. if i may, patrick dowden wrote this, actor, poet, musician, performer. rocker jon bon jovi can add one more title to his already impressive resume. somebody likes jon bon jovi. wow. and a poet? >> you know how this happened? he probably ran into bon jovi

at the white house correspondents dinner. he was a jerk. people were going up to get a picture and it was like they were asking for a kidney. he wants to be seen as important, as relevant. >> he's aing rougher. - he's a rocker. >> an old rocker i might add. >> the whole country and western thing. get off my man jon bon jovi. this is not right. the man sold 1 -- 120 million records. have you ever lost a grammy? >> i lost two grammies in a toilet in vegas. >> you can microwave it and it is fine. >> i heard about that. i apologize for that. i was trying to impress you. from a joe vee to a jimmy. is the usa ready for a gay? james earl carter says way. the wrinkly rascal was asked by big think .com if america is ready for a head of state

who isn't straight. and here is what he said -- >> the entire population of america has come tremendous strides forward in dealing with the issue of gays. i would say that the answer is yes. i don't know about next election, but i think in the near future. step by step we have realized that this issue of homosexuality has the same adverse and progressive elements as we -- as when we dealt with the race issue. that was 50 years ago or 40 years ago. >> that will be a great body language segment for bill o'reilly. they got a lot to work with. save us!

♪ don't try to read my mind ♪ you'll never get it right >> what is wrong with you, man? >> home is calling you, boy. you better get there while you still can. >> look, i promise i would put him on the show. >> did he just run away? she was nothing but a shopping buddy, greg. >> let's face it. we don't even have gay actors. how can we have a gay president? >> i have no problem with a gay president, but it better be a butch female, but it better not be a president that will be on project runway. >> a butch lesbian who is in the military may be the greatest thing.

>> take no prisoners. >> she would have jon bon jovi's haircut. >> that is true. >> remy, why does carter come out of nowhere and say unusual things at the most inappropriate times? >> that's a good question. i'm sure when he was being interviewed, the question has nothing to do with whether or not this country is ready for a gay president. the whole article, the whole interview seemed a little off to me. he was talking about not just gay presidents, but different issues that you couldn't reconcile his thoughts. >> he just loves to talk. he doesn't care anymore. i i don't disagree with him. i have to ask you, he compares gay rights to issues of race 50 years ago. is that fair? >> well, you know, did i mention i used to do a lot of coke? i drank vodka with it. on the fifth day when i came out of the coma in the

treatment center, the first thing i said was i voted for who? bless his heart, he needs a shawl, a rocker, a pipe and a keeper. like maybe an exnfl player where if he tries to get close to a microphone they need to tackle him. >> what would we do for eight block though? >> if we can have mildred stand up and say i swear to uphold the constitution, but we can have mildred say to martha, swear to love, honor and cherish. >> he is not for gay -- is he still not for gay marriage? >> in 2005 he said he was -- >> compared to race. good lord, the man is off the wall. he's off the map. >> bill, if we get a gay president, shouldn't he be like a hyper masculine tough guy? like a john travolta or hugh jackman? >> why did you pick those two?

they are happily married. >> they are type-a masculine men. >> they are so happy and married. >> answer the question. >> why does it have to be a gay man? >> no, i said before i would like to see a lesbian, or two lesbians. it would be a bear and a cub. >> we are also at that toilet in las vegas. >> is carter lusting in his heart when he was talking about that. i am no body language expert, but it looked like he licked his lips. >> we are talking about a living president. he was sitting. but i don't know about the living part. from a president needing attention to a private in detention. bradley manning, the dope being held for providing wikileaks with classified info is being called a de detainee. it makes glen cry.

for 23 out of 24 hours every day, manning sits completely alone in his cell. he is bared even from exercising and is under constant surveillance. he is denied the basic attributes of civilized in an effort to boost his mood he can watch this video over and over.

>> is this priest scandal? >> i don't know, but it would work for me. remy, are you a lawyer, well you practice law anyway. we are not sure if you are a real lawyer. is this okay what is going on? he has allegedly broken some incredibly horrible laws. >> here is the problem with what's going on as far as i see it. number one, this country does not allow for cruel and unusual treatment. we know as a matter of fact from all of the experts that this type of solitary confinement is barbaric and excessive. >> i like being alone. >> okay, but you may be the exception. the real problem is we believe he might have committed offenses, but he is entitled to the presumption of innocence unless he pleads guilty or is convicted. and he has not yet been charged. he sits in custody for months on end without being notified of what the actual charges are. >> all right, that sounds very sophisticated, but i disagree with everything you said.

you don't have any proof to back it up. bernadette, what do you think? everything she says is so wrong. am i right? >> well, it is smart and all, but as a new yorker we don't think isolation is torture. we would love that. right? no roommates and no creepy neighbors. >> and you don't want bed bugs with the sheets. gatlin -- >> it is in the same family. the g on the end is fine. >> you learn something new every day. just with the mistakes i make, i am guessing you feel bad about this. >> i want to agree with you, but it is jail. i do have a problem that he hasn't been charged. they call it habeas corpus, bring me the body, what did he do? remember that deal, the "new york times" said crime rate

down but prisons still overcroweded. they said, crime rate down because the jails are overcroweded. the guy, i think they caught him red handed. i have a thing in the pit of my stomach that says he was charged. the conditions he is in are not as bad as the stuff he leaked out. >> that's an excellent point. as horrible as his treatment sounds he still has a better life than you. >> that makes me angry. blot i- but i am allowed visitors. >> but no one will come. >> and i guarantee they will if they do. i mean, the whole charging thing is ridiculous. it is jail, but the fact of the matter is, he should at least have the right what the people have. especially the solitary

confinement thing. >> i guess the thing is -- look, he forfeited his right to talk to other people by leaking information. just because his acts were not in and of itself violent, the consequences could be. >> the system is based on a premise we would rather see a hundred guilty men go free than one innocent man in custody. >> i don't like that system. >> if i accused you of a horrific crime and they could throw you into jail without an arrest warrant for a year or two, you have a right to a defense and what you are being charged with. >> if hugh called me of a crime i would call you to defend me. >> that's a complement. >> and greg we are talking about that sleez ball. >> it hasn't been decided. i am not disagrees -- disagreeing. >> the guy was bragging about

it. we have to move on. he was. he was bragging about it. my cousin, ronald, his wife threw him out and he is crashing with me. he has hairy feet. what is left to say about "time" magazine's people of the year? now we don't have to do the story.

so by now you have probably seen the video of a man who pulled a gun at a florida school board meeting. probably one of the most exciting meetings ever. the freak started it by painting a red "v" on the wall as a reference to the crappy movie" vendetta." then he said his wife was fired and told the women to leave the room. just the men stayed. that's when a woman who left tried to sneak back in.

>> bless her. what a little trooper. >> he was very nice about it. >> he then turned his focus back to the superintendent who was able during all of this to talk about taxes. >> will you let them go? i mean, you are obviously upset at me. so why are they here? >> sir, i don't know what you are in. >> stop the taxes. >> you said we don't need no taxes. as soon as you have gutted the school system, then you turned around and said, oh, now we have to pass this sales tax again. >> i thought we needed a sales tax. i campaigned on that. >> yes, you did. i said from the beginning the sales tax is the best way

because everybody paid it. here is what i don't want to happen. i don't want anybody -- just listen to me for a minute. i don't want anybody to get hurt and i have a feeling that what you want is the cops to come in and kill you because you are mad. you want to die. why? this isn't worth it. please don't. please don't. please -- >> it starts with a talk about taxes. finally a security guard rushed into the room and he shot the gunman who then killed himself. was that amazing? how? >> it happened because it was east of the mississippi river. touchy feely east part. west of the mississippi river, all of the members of the

school board are packing and they would have blown him out of the water when they walked in. >> it was amazing because he was there for awhile with the gun and nobody had come in there. but remy, you were saying this was streaming live? >> yeah, unfortunately for the other people who were there who got to leave the room, they were observing what was happening live on monitoring right outside the room. so the fact that security and nobody came back into that room to try and stop him before he actually attempted to shoot and kill the superintendent. thankful leahy was a bad shot and he did not injure anybody, that is a disgrace. >> i reahe was a massage therapist. is there a link to that? >> probably. right? you have to listen to people wine and you are trying to be spiritual so desperately. you know when you are trying to be spiritual and touchy feely, that's why you are doing it. that's why i am spiritual because i want to kill people. >> it is true. bill, what is the real message here? why are people influenced only by crappy movies? >> really crappy movies.

he didn't even have "remember the fifth of november." he is even wrong at dates. why did not the purse thing work? why did the purse thing not work? >> i love her. >> women of a certain age have everything but the kitchen sink in there. you know there was like petrified restaurant bread in there. >> i love her for having the guts to do that. but i have to say the guy, which i don't think you can see after this, the guy lets her go because he knew her. he said stop, may bell. -- mabel. >> why is it the woman with two kids who is over 50 who comes in and does that. >> and nobody got out of their seat when she did it. >> i also have to say the fact the guy could carry on a discussion about taxes with a guy holding a gun is amazing. and saying please don't. it is almost like he has been through this before.

>> he practiced this. mabel was coming out of the closet. she hit him. she missed him from two feet. >> also on his facebook page he said he was a fan of media matters. have to love that. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us, red eye at fox news .com. to leave a voicemail, 212-462-5050. i'm serious. and still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. a jerk. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by dolls, the small scale figures of humans used as a child's play toy. thanks, dolls.

welcome back. let's find out if we have got anything wrong so far. how is it hanging? >> hanging is not bad at all. in fact, when carried out with modern techniques, it could be one of the quickest and most painless ways to be executed. it is between a thousand and 250 pounds of torque on the neck. it renders you unconscious in a second. >> i was basically asking you how things were going in your life. >> oh, bad. >> sorry. no wonder you are obsessed with hanging. >> i was just doing some research. just in case. >> it is only sexual. >> i don't want people to worry. >> it is not only sexual. jon bon jovi appointed to

white house council for community solutions. first off, we are missing the real story. they were also appointed. >> i had no idea. congratulations to both of them who ever they may be. >> why all the jovi hate? >> i will tell you why. i got to a gym, bali's, a nice jim. >> give them plugs. >> no towels in the place whatsoever. on their stupid video they play nothing but this jon bon jovi video and they holdup stupid signs. it makes me nauseous. that's where it is coming from. the video have i to see every morning on the stair climber. >> so the fact there was a philanthropy angle it makes you nauseous? >> understood. >> don't even know what the word means. >> if you did, you might change your mind. bernadette, you said if you have ever been to a new jerseyed with whg john bonn joe scree comes on, it is tragic.

you mean his music, right? >> yes. what did i say? when john bonn joe jon bon jovi comes on? >> yeah, i just didn't know if he showed up at every wedding. >> no, the peroxide got to my brain. sorry. >> first a couple things, you mocked peter gavin for referring to jbj as a poet. you honestly never listened to the lyrics. the steel horse i ride is a tour bus. how poetic is that? >> i thought he was talking about a robot horse. >> no. and the term for a black saxophonist is blaxophonist. >> my apologies. >> and bon jovi is italian for good jovi. >> have you heard anything from the e street band about this? >> no, they have been relatively silent about this. they are at home and working

on a new version of "jack and diane." >> love that coping. >> love that ditty. >> jimmy carter said we are ready for a gay president. you are sure the question carter asked didn't have to do with the issue of a gay president. in fact, the interviewer just said to him, thank you for joining us, mr. president. >> he is sweet. he reminds me a little of my grandfather. they love to tell stories and they go on and on. they start somewhere and go somewhere different. i don't agree with him, but it is sweet. >> you don't agree with him we should have a gay president because you are a homo fob? >> i didn't say that. gee i will live to see you disbarked. -- dibared. i don't understand. we have had gay presidents before, abe lincolns. >> zachary taylor. >> william howard taft. >> ullyses s grant. >> you know william howard taft was nicknamed william

howard shaft. >> james polk. >> lb gay. >> who? >> lb gay. >> i had no idea. martin van bure wren, more like martin van tour in the park. >> wow. he says bradley manning is being held under inhumane conditions. you say he was not charged. that's not true. he was charged for violating the code of military justice. by classifying it to an unauthorized source. >> oh it is accurate. >> then i stand corrected. but the resources i was provided did not reflect -- >> are you questioning me? i think the point is, if they have evidence to support these charges, if they are going to leave him in this position in

confinement, they should pursue it, and they should prosecute it so there is a conviction. >> i, by the way, completely agree with you. he hasn't been convicted of anything. he is not a danger to anyone else. >> you don't know that. >> the dude weighs like $1.02. >> nice. >> whatever his last name is. >> he should not be in solitary confinement, and there is no reason he shouldn't have a pillow. this is absurd. >> do you think really -- they don't want him to hang himself. hence no sheet. >> but he is not on suicide watch. >> he will be if he sees this show. >> andy may have given him some ideas at the beginning of the segment. >> the french have an expression and that means for the encouragement of others. but they say it in french because they are pretentious. i think that's what is going on here. they are doing this so others will look and say, oh good, i better not do what he did or this is how the government

will treat me. but you can't do it that way. >> i like that idea. >> i know you do. >> i want to introduce you to the constitution one day. >> what's that? is that that weird room you have under your bed? >> here is an idea -- >> maybe. >> why not have a talking constitution perhaps with some eyes and strain. the days are numbered gray lady. >> i like it. >> and talk like glen beck. >> that's the dumbest idea i have ever heard. >> you are the dumbest idea i ever heard. >> and larry, you said it is jail and it is fun. but there is a difference between holding someone in detention for trial and solitary confinement. >> i was going for a little comedy. >> i know. >> andy, i am grateful you said something about me. the last three times you talk about everybody else at the half time report. you don't say anything about me. >> you don't make mistakes. >> tv's andy levy.

on the mark again. >> greg, you said the guy started it out by painting the red v on the wall as a reference to the crappy movie "v for vendetta." well, not a crappy movie. he could be referencing the novel by moore and lloyd. >> i was looking at him and thought he was referencing the movie. >> may i say something? >> you don't think he looks like the guy that reads graphic novels? >> let's get to brass tax here. it is a comic book. stop calling it a graphic novel. >> and you mentioned the guy was a massage therapist. talk about an unhappy ending, am i right? >> we just used to be thankful -- >> thank you, good night. >> be thankful there was no other casualties and was a bad shot. coming up -- go away, jeremy piven is dead -- set on

getting the new hair plugs. first, will a dog's lick do the trick for michael vick? who cares. it rhymes. what more do you want from me.

he wouldn't say i do, so she plans to sue. she said her hub be to be called off the wedding four days before the ceremony and now she wants him to pay for his cold feet. >> she is suing for nearly $100,000 after she says he backed out intentionally and inflicted emotional distress on her. she is looking to recover the more than $95,000 she spent on the wedding including nearly $12,000 on flowers.

>> what about the new lips? >> and the other 5400 she spent on a wedding dress and accessories. for more of that we go to inflatable man. what say you, im? >> i love how are you explaining how it works. >> r me y, again i reiterate the fact are you a lawyer. does she have a case? i i don't sue people for a living. she might have a case. the truth is, the intentional inflix of emotional distress is difficult to prove and be successful on. but it sounds like she may have a case. there may be an issue though with spending $12,000 on flowers, and whether she got to keep the ring. >> if this happened to you, what would you -- would you sue?

>> i don't know, but if she is allowed to do this, i should be allowed to sue my husband for showing up, and following through with the wedding and giving me years of emotional distress. >> what's fair is fair. >> he says, okay, we will drop the suit if you get married. she's not going to do that. this is the luckiest man in illinois. think how light this cat got off. a woman like that -- he's getting off easy. pay the $90,000. you live with her for 10 years and it will cost you a hell of a lot more than that. and you can live with it and it is a cake walk. >> bill, what is the punishment? what should she do? she gets on with her life and then she says, go, girl. >> it is not who owes who, it is the fact that they spent $95,000.

i am not going to go into a whole thing where it may be an an tau cuted -- >> what is the better alternative to marriage? >> mounds of cocaine ♪ call me columbia. $95,000, greg, i can resell that in new york and make a fortune. >> or spend it on somebody like me. >> talk to the people who delivered the flowers and the caterers and the cake. it is free enterprise, man. >> i am allowed to do it, but i can also tell them they are stupid. >> bill, you truly believe in a white wedding, don't you? >> i do, i do. >> oh my goodness. >> this is a joke. >> don't do drugs, kids. marriage is great. >> there you go. way to clean it up for everybody, bill. time to take a break. when we return, more stuff. he will probably be dead though.

they say it transforms the way we live our lives. i speak not of the son, although it helps. but facebook. at least according to time -- "time" who found mark

zuckerberg the person of the year. they say that not only is the social networking site changing the way we relate to each other, it passed 500 million users which is half of jupiter. runners up include the tea party, julian assange and hamid karzai. let's discuss this in our lightning round. what is it called again? aka. >> stories we like but not enough to include earlier, but still wanted to talk about, so let's quickly do them now. >> weird looking kid? >> yeah, it is an american magazine called "time." it should be called "el tempo". >> i didn't look at it from a national lis stick point of view. >> i am a racist homo fob. >> and proud of it. who should have won if not this strange looking child. >> you know who. and i am astonished they were

not nominated is the kardashians. >> just her butt should have been nominated. remy was this a copout because it was not a political choice. it is better to do something nonpolitical? >> i don't know if it was a copout, but he deserves it. i didn't think they needed to do something political. >> but he is a strange looking chap. >> and you are the model -- >> those are dead eyes. >> that is a butter bean, a human butter bean. >> those are the eyes of a sociopath. that was very straight. "time" magazine still exists? who knew? >> i read about it in "news week." >> "news week still --" news week" still exists? and michael vick says he would love to own another dog claiming it would be a big step in the rehabilitation

process. he was banned to owning a dog by the judge who gave him dog fighting charges. remy you are a dog lover, in every bit of the sense. word. you love dogs. >> yes, i do. >> should he have a dog? >> absolutely not. interesting fact, the judge who sentenced michael vick also has a dog, a maltese. >> i hate malteses. >> you racist. the maltese has done nothing to you. >> if michael vick gets a dog anywhere near him, there should be a restraining order. i will sick my two terriers, my 40-pound terriers and rip him apart. >> i have seen your terriers and vic would kill them. >> whatever dog he gets is going to be -- have the greatest life ever because no harm could come to the dog. >> i would like to be his dog. this dog is going to have everything. >> michael vick should have a dog and susan smith should

open a daycare center. >> this is wrong. >> because she takes very good care of the kids after everything she has been through. >> i am writing a book and the first chapter will be called george washington was a racist pig and so you are. racism, you are not born a racist. somebody has to teach you that. i believe this young man was not born hating dogs. it was a part of his society. i am not sticking up for him, except that was his natural society because his mama and daddy taught him and his grandparents taught them. he said he was sorry he did that. i will be serious. i believe the world is upside down when a judge or anybody else in america cares more about the life of a dog than an unborn child. that's the way i look at. it i think the world is upside down. give him a dog and he will do the right thing. i am not running for anything. that's just how i feel about it. >> they are offering their students therapy dog as a stress reliever.

normally they are used to cheer up the elderly and sick. now colleges are doing the same. bill, you once were a therapy dog for john gibson, right? >> no, at a place called leather and leashes. it was silver fox night. >> he has a great temper. now, let me tell you something, i don't believe michael vick should have a dog. but i think he should have a therapy dog. i think there is a difference. >> he should have a student on a leash. >> absolutely. >> what do you think? >> give him a kid before a dog. especially a college student like a sorority. >> give him a breed that can really withstand a cattle prod. within months he will have the kids fighting in a ring. and a lot of us won't complain. don't you feel bad for the

dogswho have to sit and listen to the students crying? >> this is why americans are so weak and soft. if you can't handle a college examination without a dog? come on. >> it is true. he said, i hope these puppies make me happy and give me a nice break between studying. if you are studying and are going to be a doctor or doing surgery to calm you down. >> you can use the organs. >> they will probably leave the puppy inside you. >> sorry about that. i thought it was a sponge. to see recent clips go to foxnews.com/redeye.

back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. remy, i understand you wamt to use our show to -- you want to use our show to handle personal business? >> yes, a happy birthday to my

father who is turning 70 next week. i love you, dad. happy birthday. >> love you too, dad. >> i love you more, dad. >> we are editing this out. bernadette what is a low class bra .com? >> it is low class blonde .com. you can find out where i will be touring and annoying people and making fun of michael vick. >> larry, any ideas for a good christmas present? >> yes, i do. the reader's digest collection of the legendary gatlin brothers most of our hits go to readers digest .com and you will have a merry christmas and so will the gatlin brothers and the folks at readers diet. -- digest. >> it is awesome they have a website. >> yeah. it is odd. >> i'm just wondering what the hell you are talking about. >> it is interesting. readers digest website. you go there for humor in uniform. >> we are