spitzer. spitzer-weiner, they would have so much to talk about. only in america could that actually be a possibility. only in america. from new york, good night, america. welcome to "red eye." where it is wall to wall wiener. welcome back, andy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> welcome back, america. our top story. anthony wiener holds a press conference and admits he tweeted the crotch shots seen around the world. did i mention anthony wiener admitted he tweeted the crotch shot scene around the world? what more do you need? and anthony wiener held a press conference and admitted he tweeted the crotch shot around the world. we will probably talk about this. >> thank you, andy. >> anthony wiener holds a

press conference. >> i wish every day could be anthony wiener holds a press conference day. >> it is like news christmas. >> or news hanukkah. can't forget the jews. >> or news kwanza. can't forget the people that celebrate kwanza. >> you are right. go away, andy. let's welcome our guests. she is so british her stiff upper lip owns a hat. i am here with imojen hoyed webber. -- lloyd webber. and his latest comedy cd is called "pro choice," a pun there. and his latest fragrance dispair will be in stores later this week. it is bill shultz. and he is banned from joining any neighborhood watch groups. sitting next to me, he is well armed and co-host. he has the opie and anthony show. and our "new york times" correspondent, good to see you, pinch. bad day for you. >> what are you talking about? are you talking about my tweet or his?

he calls the new tnt series a never ending frat house bro-mance. they are mavericks because they sit around their office throwing footballs and clutching guitars. sounds like this party is anything but foul. >> very good. >> it was very good. >> well, the picture was real, but the presser surreal. yes, in the wake of more photos of kinky congressman anthony wiener being put out, wiener spoke to the press and came clean about his actions. let's go straight to the tape. >> have i seen a lot of this congressman's body at this and he has -- he is in very good shape. >> what? come on, guys. i want to see wiener's press conference. >> and if this guy wants to start fighting with me again, i have this photo, but i absolutely do -- i am not doing this for gnaw fare yus purposes. i want an apology for allowing for his political protectors

which this was his strategy was to blame me, to blame me forking thating. >> it turns ut on andrew breitbart was at wiener's press conference and in a bizarre and awesome moment reporters told breitbart to taken the podium where he schooled them all on wiener's lies. and then wiener himself showed up and we had the same question. last friday night, did you tweet a photograph of yourself and you intended to send it as part of a joke to a woman in seattle? >> last friday night i tweeted a photograph of myself i intended to send as a direct message as part of a joke to a woman in seattle. >> once you realized you posted it to twitter did you panic? and what is up with taking it down and saying you were hacked? >> once i realized i posted it to twitter i panicked and took it down and said i had been hacked. >> yikes. but it is not like over the past few years you engaged in several inappropriate conversations like this. >> in addition over the past few years i have engaged in several inappropriate

conversations conducted over twitter, facebook, e-mail and occasionally on the phone with women i met on-line. i have exchanged messages and photos of an explicit nature with six women over the last three years. >> oh boy. i hope none of the communications took place after you were married. >> for the most part, these communications took place before my marriage, though some have sadly took place after. >> dude. well, if you came here to accept full responsibility for what you did, and you deeply regret what you have done, you must be resigning, right? >> i came here to accept the full responsibility for what i have done. i am deeply regretting what i have done and i am not resigning. >> well, i was not expecting that at all. >> the press conference went on for about it. we go to the daily coast for

response. >> hey. >> this was the greatest act since hendricks opened for the monkeys. i know what the good one is you want to see. >> he was across the street at a hotel and they put them on stage and wiener's people are running aren't. he did it again. he is standing up on the pod womb. -- podium. and then he goes, you are journalists, do your job.

>> it was a movie moment. that only happens in movies. >> if it was a left wing movie, if it was a republican congressman and breitbart was a crusading woodward and bernstein, sean penn would play him. it is not going to happen here. instead it will be philip seymore hoffman. >> well then it would be a dude. >> do you think he is sorry or do you think he is sorry he got caught? >> it was convenient he apologized when the new pictures came out. there are framed photos of his entire life in the back under grow. it was really hard to pull off. he is trying to go like -- you know those could have been anybody's balls on my birth certificate. >> if you are going to touch yourself on twitter, how do you do it -- how do you do it with everybody you know watching you? >> there was his high school diploma and marriage photo. >> there was a picture of him

and bill clinton in the back. i'm sure clinton was just happy to be involved in another scandal. keep going, guy, keep pushing it. >> that's the worst clinton impersonation ever. >> it sounded something horrible. >> maybe with tonsilitis. imogen, he compromised himself. fan saw pelosi is asking for an investigation. he said he didn't use his office. but by compromising himself, isn't he compromising the office? >> he is a muppet and it is funny. but deep breath perspective here. this is a very pedestrian sex case. this is a man who has not had any actual sex. this is not arnie. this is not john edwards who is the most hideous politician to ever exist. this is a disbie who tweeted foe -- this is a guy who tweeted photos. he is a stupid idiot, but there is no actual sex. >> but that's not the story. the story is the cover up and the fact he tried to blame three or four other people

including breitbart. the beauty is the guy who was blamed turned the tables on him. i think that's the story. yeah, he tweeted, but you don't understand what is coming out now. >> it is about cover ups. this is quite a minor one. >> but the fact that he is going to lose his gig eventually, believe me, something he will lose his gig he didn't have sex over, that's his problem. >> i think this whole idea he didn't have exis, this guy probably had various sexual texting culminating in completion, and if he didn't have sex, then i am a virgin. >> here is the thing, i have to say sincerely he was crying, but the bs moment was he tweeted it as a joke, so he is still lying. he was not lying, he was trying to get off. >> he was calling the "prank" card. >> by the way, how honest is he being then in the press conference about not having

sex? >> absolutely. >> i'm won -- wondering what might come out in the future. he said it was a joke? stop. >> should he resign? >> i don't know, i guess. i guess so. i don't know. i think it is funny everybody is calling it wiener gate already. just because nixon happened to do something at the watergate hotel for the rest of eternity every scandal has gate in the name. a couple blocks away from the watergate i stayed there myself is the due poppet circle -- the dupont circle hotel. this scandal would be called the wiener circle. that sounds less like a scandal and more like a fraternity hazing ritual. >> it does. i can speak from experience. you are right. >> it is difficult to get through the story when the whole name, wiener. i what -- i was talking to anne c ow lter about anything is going on and we said, the

wiener story is huge. this little piece of information came to me from dorie who is a radio personality i think in washington. do you have this piece of -- this picture? this is from a yearbook. jennette cordova was the seattle college student that wiener was texting to. it started the whole thing. she is like 21 now, i guess. this is from the yearbook. she is in that picture and most likely to be involved in a tabloid scandal. and then alex murphy who is probably the guy over there giving you the eye. and jennette cordova taking the picture. this could be the first time in history that a high school prediction came true. >> the class clown usually ends up a rapist. it happened to me. >> that's terrible.

>> we all want the authorities here. >> here is an interesting -- people are blaming all sorts of people. people can't relinquish the fact that some guy did something wrong. >> but he says it is like new. he laid it on her. >> maybe she was partly responsible for it. >> this is ridiculous. >> he blamed the wife. >> that was somebody who was denying the re-- reality of the wife. >> it is not the way to go, is it. it is not the way to go. you have to feel sorry for the wife. the wife had a bad couple weeks in politics, it has to be said. >> bill, the -- it is a moral tee tale. the real morality here is that women have a really strange power on men to make them do

stupid things. it doesn't matter what position you were in. somehow guys do these things. >> i don't want to put the focus back on us, but it was a way worse month for dudes. we as a gender have not looked so hot these past few days. particularly those who want to get into politics. >> well those photos are not hot. >> when you are on the internet. >> i don't think twitter said anything. >> ryan in the uk and i think i am allowed to say this here. it is a big thing about

privacy laws there. twitter has brought down the people. >> is that a country? >> no. >> twitter didn't report that bill cosby died -- twitter did report that bill cosby died and he is okay. >> true. and he was forced to go back on tv. >> the one thing i want to do is going back in time. remember the pie? >> if i was giving a speech to 45,000 people and someone in the back of the room threw a pie or yelled out an insult, would i spend the next two hours responding to that? no. i would get back -- i would get back -- >> this is not that situation. >> i would get back. well do you want to do the briefing? do you want to do the briefing, sir? >> answer the question. it was from you or not? >> permit me -- do you want me to finish my answer?

>> when he does that it reminds me the end of "fargo" when the guy is trying to climb out the window. >> be right there. >> everybody knew -- everybody knew that this guy was guilty, and there is worse stuff out there. there is this stuff on facebook about oral sex. it is pretty graphic and no one has put it out there. and there is the one picture which some people have seen. you don't want to see it. >> i kind of want to see it to see what the whole obscenity thing is. they are saying it is rank and raunchy. it is not even in my class. >> the conversation he had with the woman who is the single mother, she lives in texas or somewhere in the united states, this is the

weird thing. he called her up out of the blue after sexting her, and he calls her up and he heard her daughter in the background. she has a three-year-old daughter and he goes, oh that must be -- the daughter's name. and that's what freaked megan out. this guy did not just sext me and text me and call me. he went through facebook and found out my daughter's name. >> he did some research. >> he did some research. >> his best tactic would be to blame all of this on america's single moms. that's the best way to do it. this is how you resurrect your career. >> what is a single mom doing on facebook? >> exactly. go do your sing -- single mom stuff. >> she just brought down another politician. that guy was trying to save the world, sing -- single mom. >> with your book clubs and your nights out with the girls with your shaw -- cheblis. >> will he go to the sex

addiction clinic? >> now that even seems like a hackee thing for them to do when they get caught. >> he hasn't had sex. we may found out he has been sleeping with women, but at the moment this is a sex scandal without actual sex. >> you don't have to have sex to be a sex addict. you could have porn. >> we all kind of agreed with that. >> that's true. >> you can been sashable and not actually have sex. >> all right. do we all agree he should resign or not resign? >> i don't think he should because i think he will get re-elected. if he wants to think of himself, new yorkers forgive a lot. >> i think the democrats want him out of there. that's why pelosi is doing this. they are not going to support him. i think they will find somebody else and hut pill in there and he will be gone -- put him in there and he will be gone. should breitbart released the final picture? >> please, even he knows he

should. it is great publicity. he loves what is on his website. >> if he is not on the cover of news week next week he will be still here. >> breitbart's photo? why not give it a shot. >> i will do the auction now. last night i told you how much i enjoy writing poetry for frogs and lizards, and i also love charity. let's get to my latest piece of art. i call it if craig t nelson were a pony. i imagined craig t nelson as a variety of different animals. i'm sure he is thrilled. the first bid comes from joshua whoells me hes from bloomfield, new jersey, but he lives in douglasville, georgia, but currently working in denver. josh, i don't remember asking. anyway, his top bid so far $650 from josh. thank you. you have until friday to beat this bid. e-mail your offer to red eye at fox news .com to be

considered. all of the money goes to taps, a nonprofit group that provides grief counseling to families of fallen soldiers. let's not forget the real message. it is not about charity. it is about me. i am an extremely sensitive and handsome and caring person. meanwhile this charity thing is boring the crap out of me. >> it would any one. >> i think i have gone too far. is it okay to bathe with your firearm? anthony says yes in his book, "creepy stuff i do with my gun." first, what happens when a teacher punches a student? greg gets happy.

the 8 fore mentioned title holder, i like that name punched a florida student and the whole affair was caught on cell phone video. if only we had it. >> they said the cell phone video of the incident does not provide conclusive evidence our teacher was not acting in self-defense when she swung two or three times at a student who called her vulgar names. those who witnessed the incident said the teen made contact first and the student was responding to that. >> the narrator? he was my uncle steve. he is a great guy. getting out of jail in a month. let's watch that one more time, but in slow motion. >> i love this woman. anyway, the veteran was arrested for child abuse, but happy ending alert.

she has been cheered and the charges won't be filed. indeed there was no way to prove she threw the first punch or was merely defending herself. but the authorities agreed they were scared to death of her. says the teacher on the possibility of holding on to her job, quote, i do want my job back because of the large percentage of human beings. love me and i love them in return. it is a small faction of students that is making it bad across the nation. do you agree or disagree? let's watch her again. >> whatever you say, lady, whatever you say say. shouldn't more teachers fight back? >> my father-in-law is a retired teacher and he has the thousand-yard stair when he talks about. >> and he proudly tell meze about the story -- proudly

tells me about the stories. he will be like, did i tell you about when i punched a kid? yeah, you told me. but he loves talking about it. >> is our educational system such a mess that this is the only highway point now that i can look forward to is seeing students get punched. >> also my biggest problem with the whole thing is kids, landscape mode for the love of god, we want to see it in hd. >> you know who should be pushed is the person fuming this -- filming this. they did a terrible job. imojen, i bet you think she should have been fired. >> i want what she has. that right hook is something special. >> that guy was in her face.

and that was not child abuse. that was not a child. it was a huge person, much bigger than her. >> that's a good point. i don't know what gride that was, but he was taller than you. kids these days are scared at any age. assault should be judged and not based on age, but size. just because he is a giant doesn't mean we shouldn't be turning it around on her. >> that guy he looked like he was going pound her. >> she looked justified in at least what she did. she has a nice, arthritic knuckle sandwich. >> she is the teacher of the year and precisely because kids need fear. when you don't have fear, kids do what they want. >> and the best part, an art teacher. talk about defined stereo

types. >> exactly. it is macaroni and elmer's glue. comments on the show? i bet you have one. e-mail us. to leave a voicemail, call 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy, a jerk. don't miss him at all. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by shin kicking, the early 17th century combat sport where two contestants kick each other in the shin in order to force their opponents to the ground. thanks, shin kick cking. -- shin kicking.

welcome back. he just insulted me. welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. andy, welcome back. >> thank you. wow, that is just really bizarre. >> it really is. >> it is a bit much. >> we are in a temporary studio right now. >> can i crush your heads? >> i don't know. >> that's weird. what did you want to talk about? >> i don't know. you know that story how they were able to control anti-matter? >> that's a great story. >> yes, let's talk about that. >> they controlled anti-matter for 16 minutes. >> it is amazing. >> it is the beginning of the end of the world. it will all go awry. >> yes. wiener press conference featuring andrew breitbart. i have to say in my 23 years

as a journalist i have never seen anything like this. >> 23 years. >> maybe when we were doing "good morning toledo" and that dog started humping the leg. >> that was wacky. >> he denied it. >> you said if breitbart was a left wing then sean penn would have played in the movie. i am just said that if there were a movie he is probably too old to play wiener now. >> i was trying to come up with somebody. i think he played bad ronald. >> yes, he used it as a tool. it doesn't -- doesn't it look at all like wiener, but he is just a tool. >> he has the same self-satisfied thing going on. >> you noy he takes pictures of his chest. there is a correlation between hairlessness and creepiness. men who like to take off all

their hair tend to be creepy. >> not always. >> what are you saying 1234*. >> nothing. >> just above the belt is okay? >> just above the belt? >> i'm sure there is somebody out there who is not a creep who does that. >> i don't know about that. >> i want you to do is more often. it was like sleeping with sand paper. >> i don't do it. >> oh, sorry. >> bill said if i shaved i could play him, but i am incapable of crying. >> and you would be proud you would do it. >> you have to say he is very well hydrated. . >> he is drirnging the water to replenish the the tears. >> what did the congressman do before the internet.

>> what about megan? she was going sexy back and i think back in the real old day s and he took a -- he was like, an sell -- ansel adams took a picture of me and i am still taking apologies. >> it is a lump of gold. >> >> could you sext telegraph? >> i think so. >> but then you have to pick it up at the western union office. >> it was a joke. >> you said the only thing

they called it wiener gate is they bugged the hotel. >> they were breaking into the headquarters at the watergate hotel. >> but then you mentioned if this was the dupont circle it would have been known as the wiener circle. >> wasn't there the wiener sticks? >> if it was at a best western then it would sound like a cowboy gay porn. >> i researched every possible combination of them. >> that was the best version. >> there was the firewood suites. it was one i thought might be funny, but dupont circle was all. >> by the way, marcos has now

tweeted yea, breitbart got a hit. he is now batting, what, 186? >> well that's good. >> he then tweeted, it took -- >> it took him four hours to do that. >> i'm sure he meant a broken clock. >> see what i did? >> got away with it on television. >> you are quick. >> if you do it with letter sub strax it is owe -- sub -- subtraction it is okay. even the shirtless one? >> especially the shirtless one. men look better with clothes on, fact. >> from a pretty girl, yeah. >> i know a lot of men who would disagree with that. >> and you think it is okay to mention the ryan giggs twitter thing, but unfortunately you will be arrested the moment you land at he throw.

>> do you like long island? >> wiener released a statement saying he will fully cooperate, and he is now saying he was just explaining to the young women his part in the dc lar ration of independent that -- declaration of independent that all men are endowed by their creator. a little history lesson. >> there was something creepy we didn't talk about, the fact that he -- did he know the ages or something? >> he says as far as he know thees are all adults because -- they were all adults because they claimed they were on-line. way to do your research. >> that's anyone that ever spoke to chris hanson. same thing. >> the only thing missing was the six-pack of wine cooler. >> mr. wiener, why don't you have a seat there. why don't you talk to me for a little while. >> i was going to give them a lesson they shouldn't be a twitter the transcript says you were here for sex.

>> i am actually working with you. >> i was just doing this because i knew other people were preying on this girl. i wanted to keep her safe. >> pete townsend's defense was this happened to me and i am doing a book on it. >> i want to talk about the thing i am most upset about in the whole wiener gate thing. can we put up the picture of wiener? so he sent this out with the caption "me and the pussies" which is bad enough. but he spelled it p-u-s-s-y-s. come on. you are a congressman. you can't spell? >> do you have a problem with the fact he spelled it wrong it is the long in his eyes. you know what is coming next. do you know what i am showing next? right now i have sweats on. do you know what sweats look

like? >> he is one of those guys you can see like really old getting around outside. >> doesn't he look like he should have a thin mustache? >> he looks like a mass ask you raid ball masks from the 1300's. >> we are now -- we are like falling apart here. >> we went from a scandal to making fun of his face. i don't know how it happened, andy. >> maybe his face is the scandal. >> just quickly on the teacher punching the student thing. anthony, if you ever got in a etch tooer ace -- in a teacher's face, what would have happened to you? >> well, we would have sat down with beer and whisky.

that was the good old days. >> my point is, the people who should have been arrested here are the parents for succeeding. -- for sucking. i'm done. >> all right, andy, see you later. coming up, what do you do when a servant makes accidental eye contact? we discuss imogen lloyd webber. and is he the world's greatest dad or the world's worst dad? trick question. i am naked.

so, we had a little incident here. imogen has food poi -- has food poisoning and so she had to lead. >> feather the props. we are bringing it home. if you are home right now watching this, i hope you feel better. see it was the tuna sushi. >> and unfortunately none of it hit the glass table. it would have been a "red eye" moment, greg. >> it would have been.

>> it would have been great. to a story. he took a birage from a -- from an ontourage. richard king seen here in the bottom in the yellow shirt says he was assaulted for standing too close to the luggage at bush inter continental. she told her bodyguards to rough him up. he took a few punches to the face and fell on a concrete biller. -- pillar. after he was taken to the hospital, they took turns posing with labelle next to the pool of blood bleelging to king. lets -- be longing to king. let's discuss it in -- >> lightning round. lightning round. >> that sounded like imo dp en

before she -- imogen before she left. they said the kid was drunk, but should it matter? >> no, and the cop is taking pictures. it is patti labelle, and she is a grammy winner. >> it kills me. what was worse -- i am a big cop fan and i say that because i get pulled over. body bodyguards or the cops are worse? >> patti labelle is worse. in fairness, i know she ordered the hit. she had to have. if you look at her face her nose, she knows a thing or two about getting punched in the face. >> you know, i cannot believe that she is -- wasn't that first song in 1985 -- you know "lady marmalade" i mean that

was a longtime ago. unless it is an off spring of labelle. >> she has had recent stuff, but i wouldn't know. it ns hetero -- i am heterosexual. >> bill, i wish it was you and not him. >> a that's not a question. b, terribly not nice. i think patti labelle is the only real hero in all of this. she teaches the guy to mind his manners. second of all, she is so supportive of our boys in blue, even though there was blood that she could have spilled over on and sliped on, she poses for picture after picture. not looking at the blood at you will. >> the they say it is bigger than doing his job. it is a police officer, it is the fact we have elevated the celebrity so much that he is getting his picture taken.

>> you hear the tsa saying unattended bags, keep an eye on them and that's all they were doing. you don't know who that guy was. a utah man, best dad ever, is making headlines for sending his son off to school in the morning. for the past few years he dressed in a different costumes as he waived goodbye to his son's bus. loved that one. the costumes range from the great to flat out tremendous. says the son, quote, i am not going to reward him for this. his reward is seeing my embarassment. you have to love this dad jie. not in that outfit. >> that is a solid b cup. now i'm feeling lucky. >> the kid was 16? are you kidding me? i thought maybe it was a kid he needed to send off to kindergarten so he wouldn't cry. 16? that kid is never getting any. never. or the women -- >> or the women think his dad

is so cool they will always come over and he will get lucky. jesse, he did this for 170 days. that's dedication. >> i guess. i just think there are a limited number of costumes you can wear if you are a one-legged mexican guy and batman is not one of them. i can suspend my disbelief so far, but okay you want me to believe you are princess leah, but are you also a one-legged mexican dude? if you want to do the super hero thing, why the not the gangrene lantern or the teenage mutant ninja turtles. >> does he have a good sense of humor? >> he has a father in a kick stand. >> he pulled himself up by the

bootstrap and made something of himself. >> bill, you own haver of the same costumes. where do you get a costumes like that? >> i make them all. it is part of the cree i have ative process. maybe they should find out what this kid did to deserve this. this guy did not come up with it on his own. i am going to torture my poor 16-year-old son. this kid did something awful to deserve this and i want to find out what it was. >> i am interested in the father showing his love in a descraing and twisted way -- in a strange and twisted way. and now we made it worse. >> sorry, family. >> i am going to look over here. >> time for another break. check out the new "red eye" pod cast. to catch them go to red eye at fox news .com. we will talk about andy's cat, finally.

an activist group is planning a protest later this month, and not because of the crappy songs. they will hoist a sign reading "bono pay up" and that refers tothe band's decision to move their business out of ireland to avoid a boat load in taxes on record sales.

shouldn't they be protesting ireland whose heavy taxes caused them to leave? >> fundamentally you americans are a great culture. one thing you have to understand is in order to pay you must give. you have to give a lot of taxes where i live and in a little place i like to call ireland as well. >> it sounds so pretty. >> thank you, and stop looking at me cleavage. >> is this mary poppins? >> pip-pip. >> isn't bono a jerk pretending to be a liberal when he is a hardened capitalist? >> exactly. >> i always appreciated you-2's -- u-2's music, but i see him as a hipocrite. all of the charity and helping out the world, and then he looks and sees they are taking a big cut, get out of there. i wish i had a place to go. you know the money they take from me, greg, i it is crazy.

and in ire land, all of the guinness -- and in ireland. >> ireland is number 43 of the top 50 world economies. i had to look that up. but i did find that out. i'm sure there are poorer people in ireland, but it is not 1850. i'm sure they are no longer poisonous. like rwanda is a country that bono helps out. you are not a poor people. besides, you still have your pots of gold. >> that is true. >> bill, you were the original edge before they kicked out of the band, right? was it because you refused to wear the headpiece? >> well, they decided they should be the crooked and they will move on with somebody cooler. i don't understand what this is. they don't work there. they don't work there anymore, so what taxes are they paying? they are asking for something they haven't earned. >> it is not about working.

it is about your residence. it is where your residence is. rich people move -- there is the three-month rule and they will live in new york city and then live in canada for three months and then they move to england and you have keith richards and mick jagger and so few of them stayed in their home country. it was up to a 90% -- >> can you get a residence in antarctica. >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up. to see clips of recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye.

you can see andy on the willis report on tuesday. 5:00 p.m. coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" we have dana vashon and chris rouser and andrew

breitbart. >> i say we have andrew breitbart because we say he is coming on, because he owes me. >> he does owe you. he owes you everything. >> due -- do you have a show coming up? >> in missouri. the eighth through the 11th and then that movie that i am in is premiering in new york on the 24th of this month. >> i think i have been there before. any after show plans? >> i got the casey anthony trial. no spoilers. if she wasn't on trial for her life she would so be in my jacuzzi. she is just my type. it is terrible. >> awful, awf