welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. the number one source in all things greg gutfeld. for more things greg gutfeld meet me by the water fountain. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show, old sport? >> what are you doing over there, america? our top story, does the president know the ages of his daughters, and if not should he be impeached? and the national enquirer says they have video of "to catch a predator" in an extra marital affair. you live by the lipstick cam and you die by the lipstick cam. and they want her to stop using "american girl" at the campaign events. the story so huge we didn't get to it yesterday.

>> thank you, andy. >> happy international chicken wing day. >> i didn't know you were a frisbie fan? >> what. >> everybody knows you throw it like a frisbie. >> we look down on that, greg. >> that and hygiene. >> no you are thinking of hackee sackers. >> those are ultimate frisbie players. >> with athletic -- great athleticism. it is all the spirit of the game. >> it is part of the game. >> it is a good lesson for people like you. >> sorry i hit a nerve. >> sorry you will never understand the spirit of the game. >> bye. dismie let's welcome -- let's welcome our guest. she puts the gal in portugal. we are here with diane macedo. she is so adorable that hello kitty has a diane macedo wrist

watch. and she is so hot she is often mistaken for a brushfire. it is brooke goldstein, founder of the children's right institute -- i don't know what that is -- and director of the law fare project. well done. he is living on borrowed time and mounds of old paint chips, it is my sidekick, bill shultz. and he is witty and charming, but enough about wayne brady. it is joe derosa. his comedy central album "the depression oxygen" is available. you look really, really uncomfortable. and his lefty thinking is why he is shrinking. good to see you, pinch. >> sorry, greg. i'm still tired after doing press for the brilliant documentary, page one in the "new york times." i presented a guess while walking the red carpet. unfortunately i cannot walk. just sort of sat there. missed the first hour of the film as a result.

very sad. >> wow. >> wow indeed. >> it wasn't much of a story. >> when was a documentary on you ever made? oh it wasn't. go "new york times." yea! here i am. >> you are done. >> you are talking to a puppet. >> every time you put the camera on him he keeps talking. >> i of course i will will talk every time you put the camera on me. hello camera one. more like camera fun. >> you know i got a new show. >> congratulations. you know what, i am not going to report on it. >> to the greg-alogue, it is a prescription of perfection in a pharmacy of foolishness. there is one thing we learned from president obama's speech on wednesday, he really hates those big shiny things in the sky. >> the tax cuts i am proposing we get rid of are tax breaks for millionaires and billionaires. tax breaks for oil companies and hedge fund managers and

corporate jet owners. if we choose to keep a tax break for corporate jet owners , if we choose to keep tax breaks for oil and gas companies that are making hundreds of billions of dollars, then that means we've got to cut some kids off from getting a college scholarship. i think it is only fair to ask an oil company or a corporate jet owner who has done so well to give up that tax break that no other business enjoys. you will still be able to ride on your corporate jet. you just will have to pay a little more. i have said to some of the republican leaders, you go talk to your constituents, the republican constituents, and ask them, are they willing to compromise their kids' safety so that some corporate jet owner continues to get a tack break. >> corporate jets are cooler than kids. it is like corporate jet is code for something, like evil rich people who destroy our

planet and economy while eating babies in chocolate sauce. it is faster to say corporate jet. it is hard to defend people with jets. the fact is everyone i know who has a corporate or private jet, three people to be exact, i ended up working for. i never had anyone work for me who owned one. they say to me the jet is a marker of industry. it is a person who has one who generally makes a lot of money. making money leads to new business which ultimately leads to job creation. here is a note to the recent under grads. i have never been hired by a guy who hates rich people or jets. more important, if you will rail against the rich, know who you are attacking. somebody making 250 grand can't afford the wheel of a private yet. -- jet. you may want to pick an ed hardy t-shirt. even i hate those. so the economy really sucks which is why obama is grasping. when you are a progressive demegod it is never the world

of the rich. it is the rich folks and the companies they create that suck. and that's why we have to suck them dry. it won't help the economy, but maybe it will help a struggling president. and if you disagree with me, you are a racist homo phobe who is wealthy. >> if you take a wide shot, i feel like i am at a newlywed style game show where there are two couples facing off. >> exactly. and the winner gets a trip to puerto viarta. there you go. the couples look really, really happy, but 10 years from now they won't be. >> we will take viagra for two hours. diana, to you. how does obama travel? >> i think it is hipocritical for somebody who not only does he fly private everywhere he goes, but his whole family flies private everywhere he goes. in their case it is the public dime. at least these corporations are paying for it. they are flying on the public

dime. i don't know how he could criticize. i don't see him flying commercial anytime soon. >> i know you hate rich people. but aren't the rich the people in the world that make things happy. without the rich there wouldn't be you. >> i agree. i believe this whole tax argument is a war. you can empathize with the side you are on. so some rich guy gets hit and so some broke guy can pursue his dreams. i don't care. >> you are being honest. it doesn't matter if it is effective or if this idea works or if hating the rich will help you. it just seems like the easiest thing to do for you because that's all you can do. >> yes. somewhere in there was a question. >> i think anyone in any position hillary late to the -- will relate for the people on their team for lack of a better word or complain about tax breaks as they apply

to them. >> it used to be when i was a child that the people on one team inevitably wanted to be on the other team. the people in the middle class wanted to be rich. in this case you prefer class warfare. >> i think so. but once i am rich and i have a private jet i will change my tune and i will do the let them eat cake thick. >> then you turn into adele. >> screw the poor! >> but you are taking me on the private jet. >> we will talk. >> how come we don't have a private jet? >> we can't afford nice things because of your upitty nature. this show is going terribly. >> nobody has a right question anyway. brooke, does obama not know difference between somebody who makes like $250,000 and somebody who owns a private jet and makes between 20 and 30 million? >> you hit the nail on the head. the only difference between a corporate jet and the fleet of private governmental aircraft

is the latter is funded by the taxpayers. the irony is who introduced the corporate jet tax break? obama did. the whole point was to aide cities like kansas who was affected by the aviation industry. he has done an about face on his own logic on what helps the economy. >> bill, you were saying in the green room this is probably that will get obama impeached. >> it has to be something. i i can't believe he is still in office. enough already. >> i don't hate the rich. i want to be rich. i am looking forward to it. but i am sick and tired of having my drugs laced. but this trickle down thing is a myth. we are the least tax western nighed nation in the world -- western nighed -- in the world. >> but there is no success. there is no success from taxing the rich. there is not enough of a tax

base. >> if i may, woman you republicans have to figure out something. do you want no taxes or do you have to get rid of the -- >> you can't. ask any economist. massive tax cuts and massive government cuts. your reasoning, it is like a more bidly obese person coming to a restaurant and taking your food. why don't you stop eating. why don't they cut the spending instead of pushing -- punishing people who create business and create jobs. >> we are not punishing them though. >> there is also another huh poke craw see here. they crap on the rich until they get rich. obama will be a billionaire when he gets out, right? >> yeah, speaking engagements. >> and clinton is worth hundreds of millions. gore is worth hundreds of millions. they got into politics to get rich, didn't they? >> i think everybody gets into

anything to get rich. >> let's go back to the same tax rates clinton had while he was in office. they were not horrible and we had a good economy. you know who else has a good economy? germany. and they have high taxes. >> and they are tiny countries. >> he talked about children sacrificing or being harmed. >> m why -- i am against children sacrifices. >> the jets having the tax break. the real problem are the toddlers that own private jets. they are getting the best of both worlds. >> it is wrong. after obama railed against the rich they called him a d-word that stands for penis. on thursday while discussing obama's press halpern was asked how he felt about the president's demeanor. watch. >> we are in the seven-second delay today? >> oh lordy.

>>- q. i wanted to -- >> i wanted to characterize how the president behaved. >> we have it. let's use it. go for it. let's see what happens. >> i'm behind you. you fall down and i will catch you. >> and the president has been said -- >> i thought he was kind of a [bleep] yesterday. >> delay that. delay that. what are you doing? >> i think the president -- >> i can't believe that -- i was joking. don't do that. did we delay that? >> i hit it. i hope it worked. >> okay. well my mom is watching, so we'll know whether that worked or not. >> thanks to technology. >> i am not shocked by much, but i think that shocked me. seriously, you can't shock me. >> i would like to hear more of your analysis. i will clean it up. >> i am just joking. >> it is like drunken bridge

night. he later offered an on air apology. they releaseded a statement that he was suspended indefinitely. thankful leahy has a back up job -- thankful leahy has a back up job. >> mark keeps himself in great shape. she wasting his time on msnbc. so he said something. i think the real villains were the hosts. didn't they egg hem on? >> i don't understand that. my initial reaction was i could not believe a senior political analyst would say something like that. it was like they wanted him to say it. they showed the control room in one of those shots. they told him there will be a delay, say whatever you want. and then he comes out and says it and they act like they are in shock. i think they wanted him to say something. >> you don't normally show a picture of the control room without planting that, right?

i show know, but i don't know jie. you act like we have a control room. >> we have an excellent control room, bill. >> you have blondey and ken doll, whatever your names are that host that stupid show, just watching thaty mass skew lated jackass say, "i can't believe you said that" it is like he is the guy in the bar going, come on, tough guy, hit me. as soon as you hit him he says, i am going to sue. should the guy have said what he said, i don't know. that's splitting hairs in an argument to me. what is the difference saying he acted like a d-dot dot dot or ago acting unsavory. we are still so immature as a people we have to ridicule somebody for this. it is insane to me. it is insane to me. >> he should have known better. it was obvious they were egging him on. he knows the cameras are on. he knows the mics are on.

he never should have uttered the d-word. there are other ways to criticize obama. >> but why is this reaction like, oh my god. well i never. >> they wanted to make something of it. >> it is ridiculous. we are grown-ups. that word does -- doesn't even mean what that word is meant to say. >> he is not a senior analyst. he is a senior political analyst. what does that mean? we see that chyron all the time. there is no business card that says senior political analyst. ridiculous. >> it is all political analyst. >> you know what is better? a strategist. what the hell is that? >> i will strike that strategize things i have nothing to do with. >> nothing compared to a repulsive sidekick.

>> at least i am what i say i am. >> they are repulsive sidekicks, sir. i have the balls to say what i am. sorry, i said balls. but i can do that because i am a sidekick. >> what is wrong with you? >> i never understand what that -- understood what that meant. >> if he was talking about george bush would anybody have cared? >> no, they would have cheered him on, absolutely. i don't know what to say about this story. it is ridiculous. >> unless he was comparing them to dick cheney he should have been suspended for other reasons. >> i think the context counts. if he was on a serious news show and they were asking him for a serious analysis and he callsthat president a kind of name, i would completely agree with him being suspended. in the context they were talking, they were joking and laughing and they were literally saying, say whatever you want. let loose.

and then he comes out with it and they act horrified? i am 100% with joe. he issued two apologies. he is groveling for his job back. he should have stuck up for himself. >> i do agree there. he did the same thing he did. as soon as it hit the fan he backed down and started apologizing. he should have said, you egged me on and i don't take it back. >> and that is the problem. everybody is conditioned to apologize for everything they do. everybody wants to act audaciously and as soon as you react to it or partake, you are the villain. everybody is a victim all the time. this guy should have absolutely stood up for himself. especially to the pom paw doer host of the morning show. >> you really hate him. >> he is an idiot. >> i like i'm him. >> by the way, i don't watch the show because i am not up. i don't like what he did.

>> what kind of a man -- straight man, gay man, whatever, a man, what kind of man sits there and goes, oh i can't believe you said that? it makes me sick. it is like, dude, you are not offended by that right now. it was such a we sill -- weasel thing to do. >> i do that too. if a guest says something, i act uh febded too. >> oh my word. >> and then i am safe. you can see i was easily offended by that. it wasn't my problem. it was the guest. >> i like it when you bring out your over sized fan. all right we have to move on. coming up, should ugly people get medical care? we discuss diane mac ea do's new book, why people who are ugly should suffer and die." first, was william shakespeare a stoner 1234* we discuss this intriguing question. i hope he brings snacks. i totally have the munchies.

he would snag predators for a laugh, but now he has been caught by his better half. at least according to the national enquirer, my favorite paper, that filmed "dateline"'s show. the nbc vet who made his name here luring people into traps has had the kitchen tables turned after being secretly shot on sleepovers with a florida senior 20 years his junior. for the past four months -- just last week end, the robe was reported having a romantic dinner with kristen ca de ll

with the two heading back to the bachelorette pad for god knows what else. said an unnamed source of their exit, quote, they were both wearing different clothes from the night before. kristen's hair was disshelfed as if she just rolled out of bed. well that can mean anything. unlike this other video i see creately recorded at a -- i see creately recorded at a puppy bordello. did you hear that at the end? that was adorable. joe, everyone loves this story because of the irony. but it really isn't ironic. he was catching sexual predators and this is a woman that is of age so it is not ironic. but there is something about it that people like. >> people like seeing this guy get caught. >> even though he was supposedly going after per

verts. >> he was going after per verts which i am all for. i am one of those rare people who is for going after perverts. >> but he was smarmy about it. even when you are busting pedophiles, have a little tact. >> a little respect. >> you are saying he enjoyed it too much? >> he was just -- >> i could never do that job. yeah they are perverts, but i feel bad. i say, i can't believe i am doing this. i belong in some institutions. i don't know why. shouldn't you see this coming? >> how many enemies has he made over the years? but oh the tables have turned on him. i want to be like, come clean. we have the tapes. come clean. >> this doesn't diminish the important work he has done. you are right.

he is really, really funny. he is maybe a little ironic, but not hipocritical. >> it would be hipocritical if he came out holding a four pack of wine coolers and a playstation and say, i am at the wrong address. i have to leave. >> you are free to go, bill. are you tired of them saying that, bill? you are free to go. and then you walk out and are tackled by four grown men. it is "national enquirer" they broke major stories, edwards. do you think this is legit? >> i think we should take this with a grain of salt. i know i hate to be the voice of reason, but all they said is they have a video of him at dinner with this woman woman they are friends. i want to wait and see what they actually have. if that is all they have, that is nothing. >> then we couldn't do this story. >> that is true. and i will say, like you said, the enquirer unyou ever cked a lot of uh -- uncovered a lot

of affairs that were not true. a lot of high-profile affairs were broken by the "the enquirer." i don't think they have given us enough to go on. >> her hair is all disshelfed. >> anonymous sources say it was disshelfed. >> she bragged to co-workers she slept with him. if it looks like an adulterous duck it is an adele ter russ duck. e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. you always act weird here. leave a voicemail at 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by friendship. the personal relationship usually considered to be more than association where both parties show positive reciprocity. guests will receive a complimentary hub cap.

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kids, please. greg-alogue, obama's press conference, diane you said the president flies in a private jet wherever he goes. actually it is not. it is an air force jet. >> i did say it was on the public dime. >> that's okay. you called it a private jet. it is not. it is purchased by the air force. >> thank you for clarifying. >> you are welcome. just doing my job. you don't need to thank me. >> appreciate it. >> that's what i get paid to do. what was that? >> nothing. >> joe, you said the whole tax thing is just a war. it is really not except to people like you who don't pay any. >> i absolutely pay my taxes, andy. and i would appreciate if you stopped trying to take the heat off your own federal charges and off yourself by bringing up fake ones with me. >> i live my life clean as a whistle, sir. >> i know. i am not the one that gets paid cash under the table for his little shows. >> you don't get paid that way at fox, but we all know you get paid that way for other

things i possibly hired you for on the side. >> i 1099 that stuff. >> are you going to go with this? >> no, i think we played it out. we are getting a little too close to the truth. >> brooke you said the tax break was part of the obama stimulus. actually, i don't think that's true. the tax break is from the tax code and lets the jets be depreciated. >> do you know how many interns are getting fired because of you today? do you know? >> i could be wrong. >> i think you are. >> i am not. i just don't want you to fire interns. >> we don't pay them anyway, so it doesn't matter. >> so my point is you might as well let them stick around. >> there is one here in the audience. >> sorry, this is from the woman who founded the children's rights institute. >> they are all over the age

of 18. >> another loophole. the international association of machinists wrote a letter to the president complaining his marks remain as good politics, but the reality is it hurts one of the leading manufacturering industries in the united states meaning jets. >> there you go. >> there you go. >> he is suspended for saying the president acted like a, whatever. you said halpern works for "time" magazine and it still exists? >> yes. i triple sourced it. i still don't believe it. >> it is no highlights. >> the only thing in highlights was the crick kets. >> what? >> cricket. >> dynamite was good. >> i find "maxim" familiar. >> do you?

>> also i agree with you this was scarborough's fault as much as halpern's, but scarborough has an image as mr. moderate so he will never get blamed for. it i am sick of the holier than thou. that's it, joe, there is a difference between saying the president acted like a d-word and unsavory. >> what would that be? >> it is disrespectful to the office of the presidency to use language like that. >> you are a walking affront to everything this network stands for and they let you do your thing. that's my point. sometimes you just have to accept the short comings of another human being. >> should have held that longer. >> this is why when my mom watches the show she says, does andy hate you?

>> on the other hand msnbc has no problem with on air personalities using the t-word. >> by the way, joshua cheating of foreign policy insulting the monarchy can get you 3 to 13 years in prison. and the crime can carry a fine of up to 45,000 euros which is $6 million. >> when you doingmething like that to president obama, it is not out of the question to suggest execution. when somebody says something like that. >> is president obama a foreign leader? >> he is a world leader. that's the question. >> he is a planetary leader. the crime was far worse against him. >> by the way, in 2006, this is true, poland launched a national manhunt for a man who farthered loudly in -- farted loudly and they wanted more respect. >> why am i on camera right

now? i have nothing to do with that. >> police are interested in you. >> investigation is pending. great. >> i think this means there are only two people left on msnbc that haven't been suspended in the last year. chris hanson reportedly having a romantic terrorist with cadell. am i the only one who heard this and thought he was having an affair with pac adele. >> i thought it was a great, great story and then i found out, whatever. some woman. joe,kudos to you foregoing after per perverts. >> it has been an uphill battle. >> you get a lot of nasty letters about that? >> and people did warn me. they said you will go after the pedophiles and it will not be the paved road, my friend.

i feel i am right. you have to stick to your guns on this one. >> greg you said it was not hipocritical, but it would have been if he was coming out with a four pack of wine coolers and a playstation. this is like the second night in a row you have gotten into my personal life. >> it was unintentional. >> i want you to get off the wine coolers. they go straight to your thighs. >> you are acting like kind of a [bleep] oh joe said it was okay. i am done. >> ifank you, andy. coming up, do the unattractive smell? brooke goldstein talks about her newest book, >> and check out the latest ipad app. that get good. -- that felt good.

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did the im ard -- did the bard smoke bud. did shakespear get high spear? they submitted an application for permission to dig up and analyze one william shakespearment the current dirt nap is under a local church. and it is whether or not he enjoyed weed. we all know what that means, or we think we know. back with us is the former new york city chief medical

examiner. the fox news contributor and red eye's very own correspondent. welcome back. i have to ask you first off, why the interest in weed? there are so many reasons to dig up a famous dead person. why pot? >> i was involved with a group of other scientists that requested exhuming shakespear, and went up to queen elizabeth, and she didn't approve it. the reason the group involved me was the reason he was poisoned by his son-in-law. a vitner. the poison those days was arsonic and the answer was can you find arsonic 500 years later and the answer is yes, the arsonic stays there. if he were exhumed they would

test him for arsonic. his casket is not underground. it is in the church itself in a marble container there. and on the top it says, "cured -- cursed be he who move my bones." they were worried about people grave robbing. >> he was a jerk even after death. what if they have to build a condo there? >> his signature is the most available of all signatures. there are only four documentsthat have signatures. none of his plays exist. he hand wrote all of his plays -- >> allegedly. >> i would accept it. but i am not an expert. however, the reason none of the writing exists he died in

1616 and in 1620s they put it all on type, the first folio. and they say, we have it all on type, and why do we need these written documents? and then they destroyed them. >> and then the whole "police academy" movies he was in. >> the bedroom window under rated -- >> "three men and a little lady" the godfather of all see sequels. >> what does his body look like. >> because he was indoors and the rainwater couldn't get to it he probably still has skeletal remains. the soft tissue would be gone, but there would be a skull and other things around. >> what would be with him? what do they keep with him? and what would you estimate the worth of that corpse? >> shakespear -- oh, his autograph is estimated at $5 million. the corpse if it could be identify -- identified, but

there would be no way of doing it. if we exhumed jack the rip arear's -- jack the ripper's victims and if queen victoria's son or nephew was jack the ripper as possible few lated by some -- postulated by some, his dna could be identified from potentially the victims of jack the ripper. they were sexually assaulted. >> are there any famous people who are dead you want to dig up? if you had a top five -- most people say who would you like to have dinner with? who would you like to dig up. >> shakespear is actually number one. number two would be the jack the ripper victims. we might be able to solve that murder. patricia corn well tried to do it by the licking of the envelopes on the letters to

the newspapers. but if you can get to any of the victims you could get dna as to who the rapist is. a long shot, but worth while. another one that has been -- i would like to do is columbus. columbus had some -- >> he just died. >> chris columbus the director? >> i was thinking columbo. >> the problem with cawumbus is they have three or four places he is supposedly buried. >> he was a jerk though, wasn't he? >> he was a big hero when i was a kid, but he turned out to be -- he persecuted the indians or something. >> greg doesn't care about that. >> i just heard he was a jerk to other people. i have one more question. how do you get approval -- two questions. how do you get approval to get somebody out of the ground? and if you con tabted the relative of shakespear, could you buy the body?

is there a relative of shakespear left? >> no because his daughter with the vitner didn't have any children and he had no off spring. there is no relatives to him. we wanted to exhume anybody else if there is a direct relative, the relative gives approval and one can do the exzoo mages and can you tell off the body parts? probably different states. >> i wonder if some day somebody would want to look up william shultz-spear. you have my permission. >> you have a very distinctive skull under there, i can tell. >> i don't want to take a break yet. can you tell what somebody's skull is like when they are alive. >> i can get an idea of the skull. >> isn't that freaky? >> it means now when you take

a skull you can superimpose tissues and try to make it a real person, but you can never get the hair right. >> i have a nice. -- i have a knife. let's find out. >> can i at least get some painkillers. we are going to take a break. thank you. always a pleasure having you on the show. we will have more stuff when we come back. boy that's a vague tease.

it is mail time. the address is red eye at fox news .com. you write and i read and it is over. eric from michigan leads things off. "i was wonder figure i could hire you to stand in front of my front yard holding a lantern? " air eric i would love to. but who would bang your mom? and then "i am a 10-year-old who likes to watch red eye. i can't stay up late so my mom record itself on our dvr." this is nice and i don't have to watch so much of bill. i like the clip with the kittens on your previous show. >> rich you are smart for a 10-year-old and believe me i don't say that often. because 10-year-olds can be

really stupid. that's why i don't take them to foreign films. they keep asking question. what's that mean? holly from illinois writes "just curious, what percentage of your mail is hate mail? what are the majority of letters about and can you give us a sample? wow. oh, it still goes on. i just love reading idiotic opinions from idiotic people and then feeling superior afterwards. keep up the good fight. anyway, holly, 80% of the mail is positive and 15% is negative. the remaining 5% are body parts i is request. i have fingers, toes, ears, noses and a few things i can't recognize. dawn says "are you all sad and strange." really? tell me who is worse us or those of us who are sad and strange? i don't know what that meant. he is right. you are proving

your point. we are sad and strange. next letter. >> jason from ohio writes "i hope this e-mail will reach you. i hope your day is going great. i started into the hobby of collecting celebrity autographs and would like to add your name to my collection. i would like to receive a signed photo or signed index card or photo card to my collection. i would be appreciative of your time and thank you in advance. all the luck and success in your life. have a great day and thanks again, ps, i would also like if possible get a signed photo for a friend of mine who is also in the hobby. his name is james or jim. wow. you don't even know the name of your friends. that was a really long letter. everyone collects autographs, but you need something more than a signature. it is something i made myself. it will arrive shortly.

i call it greg's happy cluster nut log and i signed it in peanuts. >> we are going to close things out with post game wrap up with video from andy levy. and check out the new red eye pod cast. go to fox news .com and then click on red eye. what is wrong with me? click on red eye.

time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> brooke, i hear you took a driver's test on thursday? >> yes, well no today, and i passed. and it is all thanks to [bleep] who taught me how to drive despite the fact he tried to go dowp -- go down the wrong way down a one-way street, and that's a true story. >> jesus, you squealer. >> so you thanking him for passing you by getting you fired.

>> he taught me how to drive. i owe him everything. >> sounds like you taught him how to drive. >> i bet he was distracked it. >> come to think of it, what were r were you wearing? >> by my new haircut. >> nobody likes a tattle tale, brooke. >> we are going to drop his name. >> where can people see you these days? >> from 5:00 a.m., to 9:00 a.m. eastern when nobody in their right mind is uh waib. i will probably dvr it. >> they might still be up. they might still be up. you can watch red eye and then watchimus in the morning. >> joe, final thoughts? >> i would like to apologize to the viewers of "red eye" for the following jokes. toddlers who own jets and the tax i did with andy, they didn't get what i thought they would. and also want to apologize for the andy is a walking affront to all fox stands for. i meant