welcome to "red eye" i'm welcome to "red eye" i'm let's go to andy levy. >> our top story, does candy keep kids from getting fat? the story big yuan till dis p want you to hear. and a story so huge we didn't get to it yesterday or the day before. and finally the bbc lets people watch wimbledon without the loud grunting. greg? >> happy, andy. >> happy world ufo day. >> i planned an entire weekend

of probing, andy. >> it is always about probing with you, greg. >> that is bigoted, andy. they just want a fair opportunity like the rest of us. >> if it were up to you, we would let them steelur purity of essence. >> it is always purity of essence. they are only taking the purity of essence that nobody wants. you make me sick you racist freak. >> iannot sit back and let alien up filtration 1k3* sub version and the international alien sub verbs to saab all of our bodily fluid. >> then forget about this weekend. i have such a wonderful surprise and you ruin everything. >> take it easy and make me a drink of alcohol and rainwater and what ever you like. >> sometimes i wonder why i put up with this. >> you look at me, greg. i drink a lot of water, you know. i'm what you might call a water man, greg. that's what i am.

i can swear to you, my boy, swear to you there is nothing wrong with my bodily fluids, not a thing. >> let's agree to disagree. >> let's disagree to agree. >> go away. let's welcome our guests. she is so hot she can light fireworks by sneezing on them which is kind of dangerous, if you ask me. i wouldn't invite her to my block parties. i am here with patty anne brown, the pab. well, she is unfunny, sharp and decisive. we have joe devito. and his new show called "the one" will feature malone in a cardboard box under theover pass. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. stop improving, greg. it is not working. if good looks were sand he would be the mojave desert. sitting next to me is the hideous, hideous actor sean

canin. and our "new york times" correspondent, good to see you pinch. >> day two of my press tour to promote the documentary, page one inside the "new york times." doing leno tomorrow. on tuesday, david carr and i will be taping a sex scene for sin gnaw max. you would never believe where i get a paper cut. >> i don't want to know. >> i think you do want to know. >> i don't. >> i think you are a dirty freak and are dying to know. say are you a dirty little freak and dying to know. >> the puppet made you talk. >> black and down and up is white. i don't know where i am. more drugs please. >> are those with a sweet tooth destined for the fat booth? or does loading up on treats make for smart eats? according to the best study have i heard of, candy might help kids from becoming obese. let me repeat that. my friend carl has six toes on his left foot. >> what?

>> that wasn't a repeat. researchers tracked the overall health of 11,000 kids between the ages of 2 and 18 over a five-year period. a job, by the way, i applied for and was rejected. they found the youngsters were 22% less likely to be overweight than kids who didn't. they also noticed that they had lower levels of a protein in their blood that is a risk factor for cardiovascular disease. but it is not a good idea for tweens to load up on reece's cups. one doc, candy cannot replace nutrient dense foods in the diet. it is a special treat and should be enjoyed in moderation." shut up with your mod -- moderation. you know what else should be done in moderation? this.

it is a new candy. it is called the cat ball. dislietful. -- delightful. pab, you have children or so i am told. it could be a hoax, if you ask me. i have never seen them. would this change the way you feed your kid? would you feel less guilty about stuffing his face with chocolate? >> my son is skinny. probably because he was born very premature, but he eats basically fremp fries and -- french frys and kraft macaroni and cheese and that's his diet. that's probably the stuff that is making these kids fat. chocolate was known for awhile that it is healthy. i am happy about the study. >> i am happy because it drives health nuts crazy. it it has to turn their world upside down. >> they say if these kids eat chocolate and sugar candy are 22% less likely to be -- that's a substantial number. >> that's like almost half. >> that is half. >> it is half? >> i am getting word from the

nonexistent producer it is half. >> joe, you often are seen given candy to children in the park. so you are the real hero here. >> i am. i have to get that out of the van at some point. i think this study was hacked by fat kids. they are crafty and good with computers. when will there be a health study that gives us information we can work with and when ever i read one of these it is like, can i eat eggs or not 1234 that's always a question, are you allowed to eat eggs? this is nonsense you can eat candy. what else is making you fat then if it is not candy and sugary foods? >> what makes you fat is bread. the bread basket does it. >> that's because bread converts to sugar because it is a cor bow hydrate. i don't think if you are eating reeces it is better than bread. >> have you ever made a sandwich using reece's peanut butter cups? >> i have. about 4:00 a.m. when you are crying. you make a reece's peanut

butter sandwich. >> you are pretty easy on the eyes. when you were growing up, were you told you couldn't eat candy? >> well, let's not sugar coat this first of all. i was actually a chubby kid. >> models always say i was ugly or a tom boy or a fat kid. i believe you were a fat kid. >> i was a chubby kid. i agree with joe. sugar breaks down to -- carbohydrates break down to sugar. instead of eating candy, these same kids might be over indulging in the potato chips and the pizza hut and the other crap kids like to eat. >> you know, you are the argument against michelle obama. i would like to bring politics into everything. this will lead to the point where we say impeach obama over the study. the idea that there is a problem with childhood obesity, fat kids almost always turn into guys like him. they always do.

every celebrity in good shape says they were a fat kid. bill i notice you eatothing but candy and you are thin. is that the reason? >> i was a gorgeousid, by the way. >> he went the other way. >> i started studying and then started to mold. i say nuts to the study, nuts to it. i tell you why. my mom was a dietician growing up. she conned me into thinking 245 broccoli and green beans were dessert way up until i was 18 years old. i would get excited and salivate on that stuff and uh skew any and all things with sugar on it. >> askew? >> don't go for those words, bill. they are there for me to go for. >> just say reject. you reect jed -- you rejected it. >> i was a healthy kid as a result, but now i still like vegetables. i never have gotten pleasure out of candy. it makes me hate this study, and it makes me hate my mom. >> here is why -- when i look at candy i think of the beauty

that is america. i am just practicing for the 5:00 slot. it reminds me of the -- because you know what is amazing about america, variety. there are over 25 million kinds of candy. do you know how many types of fruit there are sf 12. -- there are? 12. and vegetables there are only five vegetables. if you go to the candy aisle, that is america. every single kind of candy -- you can't possibly eat them all at the same time. there are just so many. >> i would rather be in communist russia and wait in line for one green bean. you earn it. you earn it. americans just get everything. >> i looked it up. this are 18 well known fruits. >> i dated half of them. >> you didn't really date them. you lubed them. >> i don't even know what that means. >> i don't know where i am. >> candy to me is a tribute to

society. can we just agree to that? and every kid should eat as much as possible. >> why are you trying to keep these kids as fat as humanly possible? >> the only problem is you can't have candy when you are drunk. you know when you are walking around drunk and eating a candy bar? kids can't do that. >> i was also a fat kid. and for the fat kids out there, you can grow up to sort of look like break even, meed yoater. -- meed -- mediocre. >> we learned that candy is a metaphor for our cultural diversity. it is what makes us americans. >> there is not one color in the m and m bag. think about it. from guns -- wow, that was a story we didn't do. >> let's do it anyway. >> we had this story we were going to do on guns, but it

turns out to be false. so hence we did a story on candy. >> so journalistic integrity is what it is all about. >> how did we find that up, greg? >> shut up. > they raised hell on michelle, and now even her opposition can tell, stacy kerr, a top said to fan tee pelosi is defending michelle backman. after they spent a week she said, she would never get my vote, but it is how media is treating her. they would never treat a man like this week of announcement. i don't know if i even read that correctly. >> she left out a comma in her tweet. >> but not everyone is as nice as she is. >> it is the 1977 hit "american girl" during her campaign without his permission. he is the guy on the right, right?

>> there was a letter saying, don't do me like that. >> they posted a wave on their website saying they don't endorse the walking on sunshine and have instructed their lawyers accordingly. not a single artist has spoken out against this man's latest efforts. >> how could anyone not support that kind of talent? joe, is petty being petty? >> well, i think you should be able to decide where your song is being played. the problem is i think for conservatives, a lot of conservatives, if you look at the fan base of rock music it is much more concerted than those who make the music. but to find the rock music,

not everyone can come out to scratch fever. >> it is nugent or skin nerd. >> my fantasy band is a combination of skynard and nugent. it would be amazing. great guys. too bad they are dead. well some of them r. >> i think there are like two left or three. >> they are awesome anyway. >> petty -- this is an obvious answer so just say yes, but he wouldn't have done it if it was a democratic candidate, right? >> thais very obvious. but this is going to be a problem because you have picked up a new gig in addition to "red eye." you will be on this 5:00 p.m. show and fox has a theme song picked out. maybe even the losers get lucky sometimes. i don't know if they can use that now. >> hey, i plugged your show. >> now that beck is gone so is

that breakhat you do. >> i'm going to be doing that on your show. >> you think youre doing it. i don't know about that. totally unnecessary. >> and yet great. >> yes, it was. >> sean, do you think bachmann ef ared a rough deal -- received a rough deal from the press? >> when you reveal your candidacy for the president? it is not specific to being a man or woman. she spoke out in favor of not bp, but whether or not i think bp lost its constitutional rights to have due process. she did it at a time during the disaster when not a lot of people wanted to talk about bp. she has taken some heat from it. if you don't speak out during the times when it is not popular to defend the constitution, when are you supposed to do it? >> now when you say bp do you mean --

>> black power. >> isn't tom petty a poor man's john cafferty? >> five i think is the appropriate answer to that. i would say this was completely and utterly calculated by the bachmann camp. no one is that unsavy to know a liberal artist would have a problem with her son. we have already seen this movie. why when regan used springsteen's song "uptown girl." >> yes, he wrote that song for his model girl friend, naomi campbell. a lot of people don't know that. >> he was ahead of his time, definitely. i have a katrina and the waves rule, if it is in a movie, the movie is terrible. with the one exception of "american psycho" but every time they put that into a montage -- >> "walking on sunshine" has a

tam poon commercialy sound. you say, oh this is like a light wave. >> but when i see it i feel safe and clean. >> i love doing that. from petty to preschool and maybe the worst thing to come out of sweden since brian adams. it is a swedish 2003 school where they -- preschool where they refrain from him and her. the idea is to confuse the crap out of toddlers which i applaud, and to make sure kids don't fall into evil, evil gender stereo types. it is part of her efforts starting in childhood. society expects girls to girly. 4* i dw -- idalia gives them a per foakt opportunity to be whatever they want to be.

>> i do the same thing. this is based on the idea that society faces gender rules. >> if you have tied it in other places and most of the boys want to trade back and get their trucks and whatnot. it is the girly stuff. but i do have to say i like the idea of eliminating the his and hers. it was a hen and han. don't you get tired of control himself or herself and he and she. >> i call them pointers and seters. >> i learned that from a pair of bathroom doors in a diner. it works. maybe it doesn't. maybe i shouldn't have imrawt it up.

-- brought it up. >> are gender roles evil? >> no respect for abba, this is not the country that gave us vikings, the swedish bokini team. what is wrong with you people? the gender-bending swedes are like progressives. they want to huh mog nighs society and they want to celebrate whether it is gender diversity and it has made a little country the united states of america the greates dam country in the world. how about that? >> and the other thing is they weren't ahead in the curve, but correct me if i'm wrong, but didn't mattel put out a ken doll that didn't have junk downstairs. >> that's absolutely correct. >> isn't sweden a poor man's john cafferty? >> the answer to that is 62.

>> i had some sort of answer that was smart and deep, but i had an amazing idea. you, me, we open a bakery and call it gender rolls and all of the muffins look like wieners and vaginas. how amazing would that be? forget "red eye." we will be millionaires. anyway. i guess i will show myself to the door. grued night, america. -- good night, america. >> you know what is interesting. in a way if you don't believe in gender roles, you are just like anti-gay activists that let you choose your sexuality. it is almost the same thing. in a word way you have these hard core gender feminists and meeting together. i have to go. what is it like to have looks that kill? he discusses his new book. for your own safety don't look at me. look, here is women playing tennis. by showing this clip more people have seen women playing

tennis than anytime in history.

did england just blunt the super sexy grunt? the bbc, a company consisting of three letters has produced a noise reduction system titled "wimbledon net mix" that allows internet users to turn down the howls when rackets meet balls. says ian ricci, a very british name, of the all england lawn and tennis club, of his audience mown, quote, we have discussed it with the tourers and we believe it is helpful to reduce the amount of grunting. we have made our views clear and we would like to see less of it. whatever, dude. is this grunting a big oblem? let's take another look at the tale of the whale right from the recent matcheaturing

maria sharapova. >> their oh faces get more oppressive later in the game. >> this thing is scary. that's now the second time we have seen that and it is frightening. pab, do you ever grunt loudly when doing the news? >> can't say i do. i think it is clever, the idea of letting viewers on the internet actually mix the commentary and lower the grunts, but what bothers me is they are saying that actually the opposing player can complain to the ump if the other player is grunting too loudly. they can say it is distracting. that is really bizarre. you are telling the other player they can't try as hard. i think some grunt

involuntarily. it seems stupid. >> but the whole sport is stupid, sean. >> 90% of the internet is used for porn. do you really think the people watching this have a problem with grunting and mowning? >> that's a good point. >> why are they grunting though? is that because of effort? >> i don't know. they have actually done studies and they said their ball speed is lessened when they don't grunt. >> that's my point. >> you contract your diaphragm. >> even if you left it in your purse before the match -- >> it is a good way like a punctuation few wages. sometimes i am on stage and i tell a joke and i say, am i right, ladies? >> sometimes i look at a girl and i say i love you. it really drives it home. >> i guess we are not filming the next scene.

>> weight lifters, nobody complains about that. >> an astute observation,pab. >> she is still mad. >> can we see that? >> you are actually a former female tennis pro back in the 80s. you were actually pretty big. >> billy gene king haircut gave me away. >> any explanation? >> i want to know if it makes them grunt louder. this is the sexiest thing to come out of pro tennis since mackin row wore the short shorts. >> i get the last word on this one. tennis is basically ping-pong without a table. can't we just agree? >> they have to bring back the wooden rackets. now it is just serve, miss. >> and they have to replace the ball with the metal spikes. >> it was grow esque it. the entire court would be red. >> and the spectators, they were always the subject of

harm as well. when the tennis players used to drive the cars, and i should just end this right now. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. my direct line, 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. kind of a jerk. he is. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bridges, the structures carrying roads, paths or railroads across a body of water, depression or other obstacle. thanks, bridges.

let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> good. >> excellent. studies says candy keeps kids from getting fat. final -- finally we know how that fifth dentist survey is. researchers tracked the overall health of 11,000 kids between the ages of 2 and 18. and then you said it was a job you applied for and got rejected? >> yes. >> is that why all of the cops were at your place? >> yes. >> well they are fans. >> it has to be a parole violation to even apply for the job. >> i am totally into research. >> you don't have to tell me. >> i have a lot of history of research. >> i know. you and pete townsend. >> he is working on a book,

andy. >> so was pete. that's my point. pab -- yes, are you going to 5:00. you said your son's whole diet was french fries and mac cone knee and cheese. -- macaroni and cheese. child services wants to talk after the show. >> i tried to give him other things. >> tell it to child services. i don't care. you said the study was hacked by fat kids because they are crafty and good with computers. >> yes, i believe science will back me up on that. >> stereo type much, joe? >> yes, i do. especially when i come here. >> is that what you do in your act is a lot of stereo types? >> that and limrics. >> really? sean you saiyou were a chubby kid. i. >> i never said that. >> i believe you did. you just want a normal girl who can make you laugh?

>> yeah, yeah. >> this whole acting thing, all you want to do is really work with your hands, right? >> by the way, none of you pointed out the study showed the kids who ate candy had more energy which is the last thing you want kids to have. >> that's true. the great thing about the candy is they get the energy and then they pass out. >> oh wait. that's not the candy. >> but it is true. you eat a lot of candy and then you go down and fall asleep. >> so i don't eat candy. >> >> that's what i said the first time and then i corrected it. >> i think your brain is a -- askew. you said you were practicing for the 5:00 spot? >> that's all we are to you now? >> yes.

>> why don't you just leave? go and do your 5:00 show. we don't need you. excellent. slept. -- excellent. i will be there in the studio. >> let me handle this, andy. come up on "red eye." >> oh my god, greg, get back. that was painful. would pet pea have done this if bachmann have done this if he with a democrat and probably not. in 2008, sam moore told obama to stop playing the sam and dave song "hold on, i'm coming." he wrote a strong letter wishing obama well, but he said i have not chosen to endorse you. my vote is private between myself and the ballot box. >> and rush wanted his music stopped even though he is

libertarian. bill, maybe bachmann did this on purpose to get some publicity. >> was that a compliment. >> sort. you are supposed to have per permission from the copyright holder so why do they do it. > so they can occupy a certain part of our a block. >> remember it happened with mccain and mccain and mccain. >> and in 2008 it was the mccain. >> and remember those using hometown races, that was on going. >> but that was a separate problem, i think. >> you are a separate problem. >> just sit there and let it wash over you. >> general del neutral preschool in sweden.

>> you like the idea because it gets kier so many like controlling him and her herself. they just say controlling themselves. >> that's gram particularly incorrect. it is he or she or himself or herself. >> as do me. >> okay. >> sean, you said america is the greatest country in the whole world. >> i never said anything like that. >> you don't come on our show -- if you don't disrespect yourself, that's fine. but don't disrespect the show. we have to be back here, next week, sir. you don't. you get to go off and be with your normal girls who like to make you laugh. we have to come back and work. >> sad, little man. >> it is on true. bbc device lets viewers lower the grunts at wimbledon.

but that's good because it is almost offer. an umpire can object too loudly. >> the player can be told not to grunt, and the case with the weight lifters is if you are exerting yourself some people have to grunt. what you are telling them is thisy have to exert themselves less. you can't say i want my opponent to not play as hard and you can make that rest. -- that request. >> it is gruntest. >> there are a lot of people out there who grunt and want it heard. >> i don't care if you grunt in the privacy of your own home, ult about i don't need to see it. oh i can't see you grunt. >> i have nothing against

grunters. >> i bet some of your friends grunt, right? >> i have grunting friends i absolutely have grunting friends. >> you know what happened during grunt week? andy goes down and andy leftout. >> you are a grunter. >> prize. >> a couple years from now he will come out grunting. >> you will be in a grunting bar. totally. i'm done. >> go away. coming up, are homely people a waste of oxygen? patty anne brown discusses her new book "ugly people should stop breathing" and they are searching for osama bin laden's corpse. >> and check out the ipad. cool features to keep you connected.

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california salvage diver bill warren is going to embark on a two-week mission in the arabian sea to find osama bin laden's corpse assuming of course he is really dead. so is this possible? can he be found? what will he look like? i'm willing to bet nick null tee. we go to our chief medical examiner and red eye's own death corp responder. -- respondent. >> is this possible? can they find him? >> well, it is extremely unlikely. they can't find him unless he has a homing device which they -- i'm sure they didn't put in.

>> they same time if he goes down deep enough where the water is always cold, he doesn't decompose. animals can get at him if he is not covered, but he turns into soap. >> final leahy is useful. >> it is due to the high droog nation of the hydrogen molecule in fat. it is interesting. i have had bodies come up from deep water and they are a perfect model of themselves. they don't wither or anything. as soon as they hit oxygen they come up and decompose rapidly. >> his wife is upset he turned to soap now. he was kind of smelly. i am just having fun. >> the guys say it is because he is a patriot, but is it

more for publicity. if h finds the body can he claim ownership on the body? >> he will have a couple million people after him. if he finds the body -- the body is buried at seas. every now and then a body properly buried at sea washes up on a shore and you try to find out the next of kin and return it to them or ask them what to do with it. but you don't own a body just because it washes up from the sea. >> is it possible that animals eating osama bin laden could be excreting osama bin laden and i could be eating him? >> wonderful. it goes back to shakespear and ham b. they were at the grave digger site and the grave digger says how a poor man can eat of a inning c. the king is buried here and the magots eat the king and the fish eats the magazine got

and the king eats the fish. in 1 knife 99 it is the most amazing thing. and he is correct. >> i just came up with something that shakespeare did. it makes me smart if not smarter than shake spears -- shakespear. >> sashes and sashes and dust to dust and we keep regenerating. >> do you think they should have released photos of osama so they wouldn't be doing this? >> that's beyond my level. that's a political decision to make. but there is no question in my mind the military got him usually they released the know toes -- the photos and usually you give it back to the family

and they didn't do it in this case. they put it in water and that creates more tension with his followers. >> have i some questions from viewers and i don't have a lot of time. the first one is, when is somebody officially beyond resuscitating? is there a time limit? >> the official time of death is when the heart stops. usually the heart even if there is severe brain injury can beat for itself by five or 10 minutes. as soon as the heart stops beating and you wait a couple minutes -- >> it is not like the heart is playing a prank on you. >> no. it is not like he is going to get up and say why are you dhoog. >> do the doctors play prank in the autopsy room? >> no, they are sear yis in the autopsy room. >> medical students play prank. >> one of the other medical students when he finished dissecting the hand put a

quarter in the finger and went to the toll booth and gave them the whole hand and took off. the whole hand with the quarter. >> you know the operator said, thir time this week. >> i hate being new at this medical school. look i have all of these hands. >> one last question. can you die through contact with physical money? like paper bills and coins? can you catch anything? >> no. they can't. even though there could be germs, not enough to cause death even though there is cocaine, not enough to get high. we have had death of people who swallow money and rupture the stomach. >> that makes sense. dumb thing to do. >> now we will get letters. if you eat money at home send

them to greg. >> we have to take a break. have a lovely 4th of july weekend. don't get involved in the fireworks crowd. i dop want you coming back missing an -- i don't want you come coming back missing an arm. >> all right, there is more stuff when we come back.

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>> funny, i don't rememr asking you. congratulations, people. as you know, all of the money this week goes to taps, a nonprofit group that provides grief coupling and support programs to families of fallen soldiers. let's not forget the real message. it is about me because i care. well i don't care, but i like to pretend i care. there will be a new drawing after the holidays. >> we will close things up with tv's andy levy. there is a new pod cast every day. to catch them go to fox news radio .com and click on "red eye." there is a new one right this. -- right there.

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pacific. a new red eye returns on tuesday. guests include jed daw dye yaw and andrew wk and mike baker. >> time to go back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. what are you doing for the fourth? >> i am excited. i will be in new castle, pennsylvania appearing in a place i like to call my mom and dad's guest room. so you might catch me. >> are tickets available? >> yes, the vip room is closed. >> is there a two-drink minimum? >> that should be fun. pab, did you do anything fun last weekend? >> i d i ran in a 5k race and came in third in my division. my division is women older than dirt, but i am still proud of it. >> i don't believe that. >> you don't believe i got the plaque? >> no, i don't believe that was your division.

>> i don't believe she ran. >> i pulled one of those, run the short way around. >> what was her name? >> rosy, yes. >> lying for a good cause. >> joe, what are you doing for the big holiday weekend? >> sunday night i will be performing at gotham comedy club and then sean's parents' house immediately after tha >> great. >> is that sunday night? >> that truly is comedy routine. >> greg, we have like 20 seconds. what is the deal? >> it is going to be replacing the beck show during the summer months, and it will feature a rotating cast of great fox employees and fox news contributors of which i will be one of them. >> i think and you would be a better way of putting that. >> what did i say? >> great ones and you -- i think he is insulting you. >> it is only a matter of time, andy. im counting down the