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♪ ♪ welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. the four-time winner of the greg gutfeld award given to the person who best >> welcome to red eye. let's go to andy levey for our pre-game report. t win. >> just have fun with it, america. our top story, maryland impose an environmental literacy mandate for graduating high school. the shocking story that will make you puke green. and the transportation security agency says it is okay to carry vibrators, whips, leashes on to planes. good to see my letter writing campaign paid off. and tom petty asks gop presidential hopeful bachmann to stop using "american girl" at her events. i bet if she drops in the
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polls he will let her use "free fallin." >> i never snack during wars. >> bomb pops are not snacks of war. they have cherry lime and blue rasberry flavoring. >> they are bomb p pos. do i want my off spring succeeding on that? it is a dessert of death. >> listen, you freak. it comes in sour, power, watermelon and tongue splashers. >> sounds like someone got to you, andy. >> who was it? was it big bomb pop? >> did you know the original 6 fin bomb pop was invented by d sdoc aber -- abernathy. >> she is the real deal and her name is friel. i am here with courtney friel. kittens scoul youtube looking for videos of her. and they are copyrighted. and this man is so sharp. he is the founder of the penn
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financial group. sometimes they work, sometimes they don't. his hepatitis got his own show. he is my repulsive sidekick, bill shultz. >> and he reminds me of the uncle who made me feel funny. sitting next to me is robert kelly. that's a complement. he made me funny. he is getting real thin dishing out commi spin. it is our "new york times" correspondent. >> a real hum dinger this morning. he breathlessly writes the federal reserve's move to have the bankruptcy from retailer when's the customers use a debit card. so, yeah, stop the presses much? look it was a bloody slow news day, by gum. >> bloody? >> yes. people say bloody and they don't have to be in england. >> see you in the hamptons i'm sure. >> you won't be invited. >> jersey shore is more your speed. >> thank you very much. >> you are welcome very
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little. >> okay. >> all right. >> okay. >> okay. they won a four steed green into our stupid, stupid teen. the state of maryland, go tar heels, has become the first in america to impose something called an environmental literacy requirement for graduating high school. the requirement comes from the state board of education and contains no specifics as to what environmental literacy is. maryland's governor, martin o'malley, if that indeed is his real name, and still we haven't had it verified, says it will, quote, have core lessons on conservation and smart growth and the help of our natural world. sowpdz perfectly -- sounds perfectly awful. one state senator wonders -- >> one concern is what type of education will it be? will it be fact based or theory based. it is usually politically driven. it is going to be about global warming or climate change. >> that will never happen. speaking of environmental
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change, they finally found a new way to demonize industry. check out this new app from greenpeace.
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>> i love "star trek" especially that guy, captain uh polly. -- apolo. shouldn't we teach our kids, because they are the future, stuff that actually helps them get work? like, i don't know, work on a drug dealing or something other than the planet. >> first of all, i don't like greenpeace. i hate that they have hot chicks in front of the mall and they sucker me in to talk to them. i am like, hey, do you like me? do you want to sign your life away for the next three years? >> didn't you ever notice that most giving who hit on you have clip boards? >> the clip board is just a hot chick hitting on me. are they going to have kids in maryland raise oysters? it is good when there is an environment if you have trees and clean water. but i live in new york in
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hell's kitchen. what are they going to do? teach kids how to scrape gum off the sidewalk and clean bums? >> that's a great idea. >> i have one tree in front of my house and all of the dogs in the neighborhood pea on it. >> and not just the dogs. i have that problem too. it is definitely human by the quantity. >> how do you know? by the quantity? what are you out there with a pool quit? -- pool kit? >> i am talking about number two, not number one. >> you can tell that. >> no dog can create some of those things. how can this not end up propaganda? >> if you teach something like global warming or the environment, there is no facts. nobody has any idea. listening to al gore, the world will end in the next 20 years. so on the other side, we are fine. and it goes back to, if you are going to teach theory, we will start teaching religion. we will start teaching politics, you name it, anything you want in the schools. and it goes back to everybody complaining about how dumb our
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kids are. it is just going to make them dumber. it doesn't help them at all knowing the world will get hotter. >> i don't mind the fact we are having dumber kids. they are easily manipulated. you can have them work for you. i hope to have map working for me. -- i hope to have many working for me. >> here is my problem. the school is broke. so a local environmental group is sponsoring this class. and they have had some questionable theories on the environment, propaganda-type situations. so is this a problem for all of the schools out there, the public schools going broke? >> yeah, they should be focusing on getting better teachers and actually figuring out how to deal with these violent kids. >> i agree with anything she is saying. >> i was just pretending to answer the question. i was in a haze. >> i was in a haze. >> bill, as a star wars dork, were you offended by the ad? >> offended, i thought it was awesome.
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that was a great ad. it had a beginning, a middle and an end and it was laced with cuteness throughout. i will say as far as teaching environmental literacy is concerned, fine. but i have been to baltimore. they might want to start teaching literacy first from the couple people i have met. >> see it is good to be like sex ed, but it will be earth ed. all of a sudden people will regret it because they have no control over what is being taught the kids. and then you will have to take your kid home and have the earth talk with them. you had the sex talk well now you need the earth talk. >> that's 20 years from now. >> reporter: dead or really, really high on prescription medications that you can get almost anywhere these days. to the greg-alogue, it is a pastry of pros in a bakery of buffoon re. >> so on tuesday glen beck talked about how he and his
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family were harassed while catching an outdoor movie in manhattan's brian park. a great place, i might add. here glen gotti motional. >> but here -- got emotional. >> here we were surrounded -- when my wife and daughter decided they had to get up and go to the bathroom. and this is -- jeez this is halfway across the park. how did people know halfway across the park, and that's when a man as they came back and told me with my daughter with tears in her eyes that another man stood up and .ed at them and -- and pointed at them and shouted "we hate conservatives." it wasn't too much longer that nd accidentally spilledtting a alcoholic beverage all over our blanket and all over my wife's back. they laughed about it. i thought to myself, boy, mom and dad must be proud.
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>> now, glen gets upset a lot. so you never know how much of this is theater, but then lyndsay wrote a letter saying she was seated behind him. here some excerpts. quote, while the crowd was certainly not thrilled that he had shown up, his family was left completely alone, and for the most part he was too. conversely it was a security detail that was unnecessarily prickly with the crowd, scolding myself and my friends for acrobatics and other harmless activities. acrobatics? everybody does that before a movie? well she goes on, "it was my friend that spilled the wine, and i can assure you it was a complete accident. a happy one to be sure, but nonetheless a complete and utter accident. as soon as the wine spilled apologies were made and my friends pretty much scrambled to give napkins. -- napkins." so i contacted this lyndsay person via e-mail to follow-up, but she never got back to me. i wanted to ask why in her letter she didn't mention the
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tweet, her tweet, the one where she wrote, and i'm sorry for this but [bleep] glen beck is sitting next to me. get out of my city. and a tweet to lyndsay suggesting to spill wine on beck accidentally. yeah, it is a coincidence. now lindsay's letter showed up as well as the creepy picture she took of beck's family without scrutiny. but why should there be? it was beck, who cares? which gets to my main point. bullying is coward december opportunity. lyndsay went after beck because she knew she could. she is safe among a mob. the wine was not spilled. it was projected. finally lyndsay says she is really accepting as long as you agree with her. if you really think this is the way new yorkers act targeting them because they are different you are not a new yorker, you are a fashist. or at least from philly. if you disagree with me, you are worse than hitler.
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>> glen might ask me on a show. it is not the crime. it is the cover up, isn't it? >> when i first saw the glen beck thing, i was surprised. his daughter cries as well? i didn't really believe it at first. but this girl just incriminated herself. she is that stupid. if you are going to spill wine on somebody, do it to their face. have some balls. >> oh, i accidentally spilled it on you. >> and then kick it on them and claim it is an accident and do it to his wife. >> and laugh at them and then don't help them clean it up. if you are an ass, be an ass. >> are you done this before, haven't you? >> courtney, do you ever get clap for people when you are working at fox? >> i do. i hate being heckled. sometimes out on the streets people shout things about fox and it sucks.
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i don't insult you about your job, but this one thing that happened to me recently, i was covering "the x factor" uh dations and -- additions and somebody said fox hates this, fox hates that. you do realize, i said, this is a fox show? you definitely don't have the x factor. >> and then she had him killed which was completely unnecessary, courtney. but in a big way, admirable. robert, this doesn't seem like a big deal. this happens all the time. the only thing -- i did like the fact that she said this is how new yorkers are. new yorkers don't care who you are. you can be in a bar next to somebody you can't stand and it doesn't matter. isn't that how it should be? >> yeah, the thing is where he messed up is he is a famous and controversial and you can't just walk out -- you don't get to go to the movies and bryant park. you don't get to pretend you are the average joe.
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kids, let's go to a park. that's why they invented 100-inch plasmas so you can have movie night at your house. you don't get that chance. it is like you going to a playground. it can't happen. >> and it is a great trade. i would gladly trade -- i would pay $40 million a year, and the tradeoff is you can't see people in public. >> absolutely. i can't wait to howard hughes my life. >> i am a shut in and i don't even make $10 million a year. >> you know why he did this? you know why glen beck did this? it is exactly like he said. he needed material for a-block. he didn't have any topics so he went to bryant park and went like this. and wait for it. that's what happened. >> i should start thinking about doing that. >> a bunch of poor nyu students who can't afford a real movie and, yeah, glen beck, you will fit right in. >> greg does the same thing at bryant park, but it is 3:00 in the morning and instead of
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doing this he goes like this. >> you know, i have no idea what you are talking about. >> i don't either. >> i don't know either. but that was completely out of line. >> it is funny there hasn't been water coming out of the fountain for years. it is incredible. >> you know what it is, i just think it is another example of intoll -- intolerance masking as tolerance. the guy shouldn't have to worry about his family being bugged. >> i will say this though. yeah, he had the -- they had the mob and the numbers on their side, but the only thing more cowardly is how this girl has been treated. there are people writing to her saying, "get a life, you loser c-word." should you have been aborted. and then some fans have put it on ashley madison and adult friend finder. >> that's terrible. all of this is based on ideology. it is like, i don't like you
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because you believe in this. there is no -- there is no one that ever inflicts harm on you. you can say your policies inflict harm. if you don't like beck you can't like obama. he doesn't like gay marriage either. basically everybody is the same. they all have different opinions. shut the "f" up, is all i say. >> no, she was out of line. especially somebody's wife orchid. to you, personally, fine. the wife and the -- that's the mofia rule. no wife and kids. >> >> that is true. do you ever get people bothering you? >> yeah. yeah, i do. >> who the hell will bother him? >> i was going to bother him, but not anymore. look at the size of him. >> i think that was a fat joke. yeah i don't take my wife anywhere. i don't bring my wife to a show. you are over here. i am not going over here. if you are in the limelight --
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>> is that your excuse why you don't take her anywhere? >> they should call june and july, why am i married month. in new york city have you walked around? >> there is a lady on this panel, watch it. >> you are part of the problem. >> and him. >> i have to say i get lost in his eyes. >> and the thighs. all right, speaking of, do unattractive people pose a risk to society? we have court tee's new book "-- courtney's new book" imprison the homely." @@
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so can you bring a whip on your next trip and a device on daw mess domestic flight. according to the tsa, vibrators were okay and so were chains and leashes and restraints. a spokesman for the agency tells the san francisco chronicle that still exists that inspectors are trained professionals and know a vibrator when they see one. and they won't confiscate it. they were more than a foot long and she placed them in checked luggage as such cylinders and shafts fall to the billy clubs, blackjacks, and martial art weapons. shorter items, things less than seven inches or the anthony wiener category are okay. finally, are there any devices that you should just leave at home?
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>> here is the thing though, i can't travel without that. i really can't. i mean, you know, i go to grand ma's and -- grandma's and it is in the satchel. 3:00 in the morning and it flips her out. is this a big relief for you knowing this is okay? >> well, it is still embarassing. i have traveled with sex toys. there is no way around knowing they are going to see it, but the things are meant like shape, size and age of the sex toy and yes i said age. the new ones all look like what it looks like. back in the day they were made of steel and like fine woods. >> that's true. >> you know what i mean? it looked like a power sander more than a vibrator. you can just say you are helping your friend with a deck. >> you are into construction in arizona, not master because. -- masterbation.
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>> and it should fit in the carry on, not sticking out. the shape matters. if it look iooks like you cut an angry guy's arm off, you know what i mean, it shouldn't look -- it should be pleasant. if it is an arm, they have to check the bag. >> i think that's the rule. if you seeingmething, report something. if it is an angry man's arm. >> have you ever run into trouble with this sort -- sort of thing? >> i had an embarassing moment. i was going a bachelorette party and i had fun gag gifts i was bringing, but i put those in my -- not my carry on, but the bag weighed too much. so the first thing i grabbed to take out i was like, i will just carry this bag on board. and so so i went to put it in the machine and then i remembered when the psa guy was looking at it and i bought
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a water gun with a plastic pea -- penis on the end, can i say that? it looked like a gun, and that's why they were checking it. and they had to ask me what this was. i was like, i'm going to a bachelorette party. but i put it in the bag that i checked. >> you are the only one -- you are one of the only americansthat broke the vibrator rule and the gun rule at the same time. that's amazing. >> it shows how terrorists can get on board and say, i am going to a bachelorette party. it is shaped like a gun. >> what did you fill it with some. >> water. and i think we ended up using it. >> like squirting each other? that was a fun party. fun party. hot chicks with water guns? >> are you now in a fantasy world. >> she got me. >> could terrorists be making devices that look like sex toys? >> they have already been there already. you look at the numbers, greg, and five million women have
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vibrators right now in america. >> boy, you do your research. >> sales have been up in the last six months. in the last six months sales were up, even though the economy was not good. >> that's because they can't afford dates. the guys aren't paying for dates. >> so i look at it in the light and i say, okay, i like guys who have them. >> so they are going like crazy and they have it all-around me and all of the hot chicks are looking at me going, what is wrong with this guy? >> that is the best pick up line ever. >> let's hit on the guy with the suitcase. >> he must have sexual dysfunction issues. >> i bet i can change him. >> he needs a big penis box. >> i have two things. if your sex toy can be
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misconstrued as a weapon then you have a problem. i think that's important. if it falls into a martial arts territory you probably require surgery. and the second point is perverts, take a breather. you don't need to take your sex toy wherever. if you are going to club med, buy it there. i buy all of my sunscreen when i get to a place. i don't take it with me. do the same thing with your interrogator. >> it costs like $95 per vibrator. who has that? >> you researched the crap out of the story. what was the vibrator market like in the early 18th century? >> vibrators have been around longer than airplanes. i learned that today. >> well they both get you off the ground. >> did you know cleopatra used to put honeybees in a box and used that? >> they used to put mice on a wheel. >> they used to sell the case paintings. >> they were written with
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vibrate you ares. >> they were. the earth is actually built on a vibrator. do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. red eye at fox news .com. and to leave a voicemail on my direct line 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he is vibrating. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by swamp soccer. it is exactly like regular soccer except watchable. thanks swamp soccer.
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let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg. >> hi, how are you? >> is this my segment? >> yeah. >> cool. >> what are you new here? >> what is that? >> what are you new here? >> i didn't know if things had changinged since yesterday. >> some things have changed, but for the better. >> bill is still there. >> unnecessary. >> what's that buzzing? >> environmental literacy requirement. did you say maryland, go tar heels? that's north carolina the tar heel state. >> oh, unbelieve believe a. >> maryland is the old line state. >> the old line? not invigorating if you ask me. >> there is various legends and myths surrounding that name. i won't delve into that right now. >> that's a shame because we have all evening. >> do we? >> yes. >> well in that case.
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let's see, greg, when robert was talking about how he hates greenpeace because he is tricked into thinking girls are hitting on him, he says don't girls who hit on you usually have clip boards? well they actually always do. and i can verify finally the name of maryland's governor is indeed martin o'malley. >> how did you do that? did you actually call? >> made some calls. >> i had to make some overseas calls. >> you have to watch the long distance fees. >> yeah, i know. i used your access number. >> matt, you said there were no facts involving global warming, and it would be teaching theory. >> i agree it is theory, but there are facts. it is like evolution is a theory, but there are facts to back it up jie. there is a difference between a fact and a theory. >> there are various facts that are components of the theory. >> there are facts that go against those facts. if there are two facts it equals one theory. >> but you said there are no
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facts. i say there are facts. and you just agreed with me because you said there are facts on both sides. so there. >> everything you say is a theory. >> i wish andy was a theory. >> courtney, you mentioned that there was no money in maryland's mandate which is true. but the u.s. senator and jack reid of rhode island plan to introduce a bill called the no child left inside act that would help provide some federal funding to assist states in developing and implementing the environmental literacy plans. >> good for them. i recycle and i don't litter, but i'm not super stressed about being that green. you love environmental topics. >> no, we don't. >> you do. every time i am on we have to talk about the environment. >> one of us does. >> the reason we have to talk about it is it is boring, but important.
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the boring crap gets you, andy. gore bored us to tears and therefore nobody questioned his back. -- questioned his facts. >> i can't question your facts because have i no idea what you said. the coalition says 48 other states have environmental plans in development. 48, greg. with maryland that is 49 and it leaves eight states without such plans. >> this is terrible. >> not good at all. >> you said, man, i love "star trek." that's cool. but then you said captain apolo. >> yes. >> captain apolo, not cool. >> i apologize. >> don't do that. i am a little peeved about that one. >> that was a direct jab at you. >> that was a shot at me. it absolutely was.
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i don't appreciate it, sir. >> but i will write a letter saying it was an accident. >> good, good. and i will write a piece saying i don't believe you. >> bill, please apologize to the fine people of baltimore who are indeed literate. >> i was there and saw an orioles game and the white sox lost. i left unhappy. >> that makes it okay. >> it made me assume the entire state could not reason right. >> because the oriels beat the white sox? >> correct. >> that makes sense then. greg-alogue, greg, i was going to tell you to apologize to the people from philly, but na. >> i am from philly and i went to middle school in baltimore. >> wow. yikes. >> i read they base the second season of "the wire" on your life. >> i haven't watched that show. i have to get into it. >> it is very pretty. >> it wasn't that good. >> matt, you said this girl, the one who wrote the letter
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incriminated herself. how? >> because obviously if you put these tweets together and do an investigation he was provoked and she is also tweeting saying, get the "f" out of my city. she had motive, i think they call that in the legal world to do something to him. >> yeah, but she didn't -- there is no proof she did it. >> we have motive. >> motive doesn't equal proof. >> you never watched "law and order"? i feel like matlock. >> oh, did somebody say matlock? >> i have season two at my place after the show. >> robert, you made a fair point about how this is the price of fame and if you are glen beck you don't get to go to the movies, but then you said how it is like greg can't go to a playground. >> yeah. >> there is a whole different reason greg can't go to a playground. >> i just want people to know he can't go to playgrounds. if they do see them, they can call the cops. >> i want to make it clear
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that long before he was world famous he couldn't go to playgrounds. >> he was still mad at -- are you still mad at me because of twitter? >> no, my tweet back to you was more vicious. >> why? >> bill, it was cute you pretended not to know what adult friend finder is. >> i have never heard of that before. >> seriously? >> i do not reject the idea of adult friend finder. i just want to learn more about it. >> well there is somebody with your name and picture on it. >> i hate you, andy levy. >> by the way it is on-line personals website and claims to have 30 million numbers. >> and it is pay too. you have to pay. >> for the good ones. >> more than i knew. tsa says it is okay to bring sex toys on a plane. how long does the flight have to be that you just can't check your sex doys? >> that's a good point. >> seriously, robert? >> you don't want the guys stealing it like a mac computer. you don't want them taking it.
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and then when you get there the good one is gone. >> or your luggage doesn't arrive on the trip. >> or worse they didn't steel it. they just used it like they did with my toothbrush. >> you actually use a toothbrush. i use a vibrator as an alternative. >> that is an urban legend that surgeons talk about. >> i have done it. you just get a zip lock bag on the end so you can still brush your teeth. and we're done. >> so glad we did this story. >> and we moved it later to the show so we are okay. >> and so you can bring a whip on board a plane. you cannot gel shoe inserts. >> no. >> makes sense. >> and lastly, greg, you said if your sex toy can be misconstrued as a weapon, you have a problem? >> yeah. >> don't judge me, man. not cool. when i say in your office, it should stay in your office. >> i apologize.
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lia desm -- lia? yes it still exists. he says he did in fact hookup with megan fox on the set of the "traps former" film. -- "transformer" film. when asked he said, quote, look you are on the set for six months with somebody
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rooting to be attracted to them and you rooting to be attracted to them. i never understand the difference between work and life. hmm sounds made up. when asked about her boyfriend, aka, the boy from 90210 he said, i don't know. of course we must discuss this in the -- >> lightning round. >> should brian austin green perry priestly kick his ass? >> yes, but they should save it for "transformers 4". look, he did it. they are actors. that's what you do. i'm glad he is actually being honest. how many times did you see george clooney hookup, no we are just friends. really? it is not a big deal. >> "oceans their steep" he hooked up with elliott gould. >> and then he covered it up. it is a relationship of convenience. it is like hooking up with a cousin at a barbecue. you are both there. you are drunk, who cares?
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it is not a real relationship. >> it is not. no matter what you tell them. matt, let's face it, if you slept with megan fox you would have to tell everyone including details whose audience doesn't even care. >> seriously, who hasn't slept with her? she is known as the easy girl in hollywood. >> really? >> yeah. look at -- actually she is pretty ugly looking there. >> what are you talking about? >> she looks like an alien or something. >> she does? what is your problem? >> i was i wasn't drinking before the show. >> he is more of a shia guy. >> courtney, why do you think he said this? was this to de fleck other rumors -- deflect against other rumors and with whom? >> like he is gay or the movie sucks? >> you said it, not me. >> the reviews have not been good on "transformer threes." we talked about how brutally
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honest he is. i have interviewed him and he seems to be aggressive in telling -- >> did he hit on you? >> no. he was in a serious mood. >> there you go. >> at that time he was dating carrie mullah began and the guy next to me from "people" was asking about his relationship with carrie mulligan and he literally walked away. >> i don't care. the fact he hit on you means he is gay. >> bill as a huge fan you must be distraught. will you take down the posters? >> no i will not go along with this one. he destroyed the raiders franchise. indiana jones was everything to me and he ruined it. "transformers" was crap to begin with, but he ruined something dear to me. my favorite part about his quote was he was rooting to be attracted to megan fox. he is such an amazing actor that he could conjure up these feelings of lust for megan phos. he de -- megan fox. he deserves an oscar. and an unidentified woman
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who works in entertainment talked about the night she hooked up with quinten tarn tino. she claims after meeting in a party they made out, took pictures in a photo booth at his place and at the end of the night he sucked on her toes while he pleasured himself. i never thought i would say that on fox. naturally this e-mail spread quickly with various e-mails trying to verify the authenticity. robert, aren't you happy you are married? >> no. oh for the story? yes. no, i am happy i am married. this is just bad. you don't do this. you don't go with somebody famous and she described how awful his penis was. >> i know. >> that's against the rules. that's how nicknames get started. that's how i got fox tongue when i was in high school. >> fox tongue? >> that's what it looks like. i don't even know what she expected though.
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the guy who wrote reservoir dogs and pulp fiction, what did you think? it would be a night of love making? you are lucky she didn't break the gimp out and squat out on a coffee table. >> matt, if you are a celebrity and have sex with a noncelebrity you know the story will end up on the internet because noncelebrities need to tell people they did it, right? >> i can't get the fox tail out of my -- the fox tongue out of my mind. >> try to blank it out. >> it is a great new show. >> enough of the fox tongue. >> i ran into some kinky stuff. it is the succeeding of the toes. -- she should be sucking your toe as you pleasure yourself. >> is this another one you did
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research on? >> courtney, i feel this may have been part of a viral marketing plan for some kind of foot care. >> i don't put anything by the foot fetish people. they are very vocal. out of all of the freaks out there that e-mail me, i have a whole folder who want to know about my feet and want pictures of my feet and they are very vocal. >> can you take my e-mail out of there? >> i love how this woman did not see any of his achievements. she saw him being gross. and it is almost like what a guy doesn't see in a woman's achievements. she just sees him being hot. yeah, i didn't like kill bill one or two. you are gross and sweaty. >> you were there and you let him do it. where is your standard? >> she is complaining about how ugly and sweaty and creepy, and she still went home with him. >> you still did it.
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you had sex with a fat chick. >> the reverse role, yeah, i see what he is saying. >> time for another break. remember to check out the new "red eye" pod cast. there is a new one every day. go to fox news radio .com and click on red eye. tonight we talked about the glen beck incident. i got very emotional.
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>> you would buy jars and jars of sweet potato baby soup. but now look, we just made a week's worth of sweet potato baby food in just seconds. you guys are gonna go crazy for these. everyone grab one. >> it has a little face on it. >> oh that is scary. >> no, grandma. these are the baby blend storage cups. >> that's so creepy. >> you should see it in slow motion.
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>> we will close things out with a post game wrap up. what happened just there. to see clips of recent shows go to fox news .com slash red eye.
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coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" another fine appearance of people. what a thing to say. diane is on the left who is now on "imus in the morning" i didn't know that. and joe derosa and brooke goldstein. she is delightful. >> and now back to andy levy with the post game wrap up. >> what is up with the pod cast? >> it is brand new. you can check it out.
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it is with glory hull radio .com. -- the glory hole radio .com. >> is that the name? >> yes, you can get my new pod cast. >> is that on a religious network? >> yeah. oh boy. >> matt, what is up with your book? >> it is next called "the next great bull market." you know what i know about vibrators, just imagine if i can get you some money. >> actually i read the book and i thought it was interesting the only thing bernie madoff was guilty of was getting caught. i thought that was interesting. >> yes. >> courtney, finally doing the twitter thing? >> i joined a couple years ago, but i am officially tweeting now. i need a little chiron like
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you guys have. >> if you want people to tweet you put your phone number and home address along with it. >> and a picture of your foot. >> notes to friel. >> maybe don't tweet, courtney. >> awful. >> i tweeted you tonight. >> did you? i didn't see that. i will take a look. >> tweet me back. >> maybe i will. >> amazing conversation. >> yes, speaking of feet. >> it is like tennis between three-year-olds. >> bill, how is your foot? >> not good. it is pussy and i don't have my -- >> i just saw it. >> and courtney just looked at it. >> i thought i had a chance. also i am working on my business book called "it is more like hedge fund" and i have a feeling i will be out selling matt post haste. buy it, america. >> i don't think you know what that means. >> thank you, courtney, bill, matt, robert, always a pleasure having you on thi

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