shep is back tomorrow. continuing coverage of >> welcome to red eye. like glee, but with better music. let's go to tv'sa andy levy. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> happy belated birthday america. casey anthony is found not guilty of murdering her daughter, caylee. and iceland debates a law that would make it illegal to buy cigarettes without a doctor's prescription. and finally, full team coverage of the drunk puppy buying epidemic raging through manhattan -- i'm told, we will not have full team coverage of this story. it will be the usual panel talking about it. >> happy birthday to huey lewis, greg. >> that's news to me. >> i am glad the heart of rock 'n roll is still beating. >> that's the power of love.

>> don't do me like that. >> i'm stuck with you. >> love the one you're with. >> go away, strange man. let's welcome our guests. she's the va-va-voom of the courtroom. i'm here with criminal defense attorney, remi spencer. what a delight. he's hilarious, smart and handsome. but enough about dane cook. here's jesse joyce. he spent the fourth drinking a fifth, my repulsive sidekick. she's so sharp, she gives paper a judith miller cut. she's fox news contributor judith miller. she's our first pulitzer prize-winning journalist here and an author. losing his hair and his times earnings per share. >> this is very awkward. on this date in 1946, luis

priard unveils the french bikini in paris. shortly thereafter, they recalled the summertime beachwear. she was referred to as the ageless apple head by her contemporaries. >> that's not true. >> that's for you, miller. a peace offering, greg. >> how sweet. she's laughing politely. >> yes. >> well, she was guilty of seeming guilty. but not, apparently, of murder. yeah, instead of walking the green mile, casey anthony was all smiles on tuesday, after being acquitted of murder, aggravated assault and aggravated manslaughter. she was convicted of four counts of lying to investigators. rather than facing a death sentence, the 25-year-old is getting her life back. bella veta, indeed. let's watch the moments of truth. >> as to the charge of first-degree murder, verdict as to count 1, we the jury find the defendant not guilty, so say we

all, dated at orlando orange county, florida, on the fifth day of july, 2011. signed foreperson. >> so after nearly six weeks of testimony, the jury decided she didn't murder caylee by dosing her with chloroform, suffocating her with duct tape and dumping her in the roads. after, you have to wonder if the state attorney never thought the case was about the defendant in particular. >> for us, the case was never about the defendant in particular. it's always been about seeking justice for caylee and speaking on her behalf. some have exploited the case for personal gain and revenues for 15 minutes of fame. and since day 1, we have kept our promise that we would be focusing on finding and proving the truth about this child's homicide. >> so what's next for casey anthony? well, she's highly manipulative and she is a pathological liar

and she loves to party. hmmm. there's that vacated congressional seat in brooklyn, what do you think, remi? >> i think not. >> so what happened here? what happened?! you know she's guilty, right? >> no! i know no such thing. i mean, we sit in judgment without sitting in the courtroom and not watching the evidence the way the jurors did. i think that's the big problem here. everyone can sit on the sidelines and have opinion opinion about it and everybody's outraged that a baby is dead. of course, everybody is devastated that this young child is gone. but it's the state's burden to prove beyond a reasonable doubt how and who killed that baby. >> but judith -- remi, so sorry. but, remi, couldn't i say that people who aren't in the courtroom know more? >> no. >> because they have access to all the tv shows. >> no, no, no, no. you would think so. the problem is, all of us are talking about things that isn't

getting before the jury. the rules of evidence exist to make sure that only the relevant and appropriate evidence get to the jury. there is no different from any other case getting tried. the defense attorney's getting beaten up by the judge, by the prosecutor. the defense attorney's being called out for the mistakes he or she may be making. but the jury doesn't see that. >> that's not fair. it's not fair! they should be seeing everything. judith, when you heard the verdict, what did you think? >> i thought that we ought to have military commissions for everybody. i mean, look -- i don't know what they heard or didn't hear. but this was about as good a circumstantial case as i have ever heard or seen. it was upsetting to me. really stunning. >> it's true. i'm like eye thought, what's so bad about circumstantial evidence if you have so much of it? if have you tons of it -- >> they didn't, though. the problem is the prosecution said that they had 50-some

searches on the computer for chloroform, that's evidence that the defendant was searching how to kill her daughter. but they didn't. they had one search. and that's what the defense showed. they had the most compelling piece of evidence was the tape. you are right. why would she tape the baby's mouth if it was an accident? beyond that, they had no other evidence to support their theory of the case. >> jesse, i consider you an expert on this matter. >> call me judith, please. >> what do you make of this verdict? >> now that she's been exonerated, this will be legal precedent? she's now become, casey anthony is the rosa parks of [bleep] you know, there will be some crappy defense attorney saying, i would like to cite anthony v. flor florida, with my client's giving table dance while her four-year-old son scavenged for

stale cat food left by the previous tenant. >> this won't be a bar i. i made that name up. >> don't you besmirch them. they have excellent chicken wings. bill, what's next? is casey going to reality tv? >> she has no choice. she won't go to a day care center. >> oh! >> book deal. big, big book deal. anybody want to do it? >> you could use the extra money. >> here's a question for our lawyer on the table -- jesse. what is the difference between aggravated manslaughter versus regular man sliewrt? is one where you kill a dude, and is the other one where you kill a dude but something else is bothering you? >> let me take this lawyer question. >> have you it, greg. >> if you run over somebody by accident, that's manslaughter. but if you get in a bar fight and you meant to hurt somebody,

but you killed him, that's aggravated. >> sort of. the defense is said the baby climbed the ladder, fell in the pool and died and the defendant got scared and covered it up. if that's what the jury believes happened, then their verdict is just because that's an accident. it is not a crime. however -- >> i think going after the dad. are they going to go after theda dad? >> no, i don't think so. >> why did they leave the courtroom? >> why did they leave the courtroom? they were treated like the dirt of the earth. i mean, he was accused of sexually assaulting his daughter. >> that has to be hard for your dad. you are happy your daughter got off, but the same person who said you molested her. >> now at dinner at red lobster. gee, sorry we threw you under the bus, pop. >> the court was aggravated departure. >> could this all have been planned? it seems like a great detective novel where the family decides,

we don't want to you go to jail, so you can throw it on dad. >> could it have? are there lawyers who knowingly put false information before a jury? sure. we have no reason to believe that's what this lawyer did. that would get you disbarred. you cannot put knowingly false information in before the jury. we have to hope they were truthful. >> there is no l.a. law episode about that, where a couple is accused of killing a kid and they accuse themselves and it blows up and jimmy schmidts looks at them and they quietly touch their hands and cue to commercial and you know they planned t. they could have seen this, greg. >> your memory of l.a. law episodes i. i tell you what, i could not tell what you i did last night. the human mind is amazing. >> no! the cocaine you took was amazing. >> that's absolutely inaccurate. >> let's talk about tv. what do you think -- does csi

build up our belief in the justice system like we hear about all of this evidence therefore we think it's like csi and they are going to get their man. >> they wanted her fingernail polish on the duct tape and that would have been the dispositive evidence and this would have come out a different way. but real life doesn't work that way. >> can i say one more thing before we move on? >> no! >> the jury didn't find her innocent. the jury found that the state failed to meet its burden of proof beyond a reasonable doubt. and the judge instructed the jury that the evidence is not just what is presented, but the lack of evidence. >> don't you think the whole reason, besides the fact that a child was murdered, the obsessiveness was that she wasn't bad looking and she loved to party and that pissed people off. wasn't that part of the story? the fact -- which could argue for her innocence, the fact that what person would party after committing a crime?

that takes major balls to do that, right? >> yeah. no. i would say so. i love having a question put to me, "considering there is a murdered child involved. that's a great launch pad for comedy. thanks for putting that on the table. >> i wanted you to agree with me. >> to the grega log. >> so according to the "new york post," the paper owned by our parent company, extremely rich australian dude inc., prosecutors will drop charges against dominique strauss-kahn because of the dwindling credibility of the maid who claims dsk raped her. the maid has filed a suit against the post for calling her a hooker. here's what i know -- which isn't much. dsk is a slimy cad, but he may not be a slimy rapist. that's something pob to be proud of, each though a french writer

will file a criminal complaint, accusing him of trying to rape her in 2002. but it may be that the maid had sex with dsk and got pissed after she didn't get paid. that makes sense to meech viseen it before. someone calls himself a socialist and delights in screwing the working class. we have seen this among the politically liberal and aggressive. they adore their freedom and not yours. what's when a slimy jerk is accused of something by someone who is also sketchy? what thif that cat can muster evidence to make his accuser look worst? and what of the maid's right that he ran out on its bill? no matter what, you can be president of france. 49% of the french surveyed said they want dsk to return to the political scene. after all, he is called the great seducer, but not the great tipper. if you disagree with me, you are

a racist homophobe. >> jesse, what do you think he's guilty of? >> i think they have a lot of unanswered questions. like, what's the deal with him running away without his cell phone and getting on a plane? what is up with the previous accusations of sexual misconduct? and why does he look exactly like the illegitimate love child of brian dennehy and buy arthur. >> he's very elite. >> that's been bothering me since the start. >> judith, here's the thing. his political future is no longer dead. he could become the next french president. >> yes, and he will make us pay for it every day. we never should have helped him with the revolution. the other guy who fascinates me is bhl. what is up with the three letters? >> that's the philosopher dude.

>> the philosopher dude who said that this poor man, their great hero was shoved under the bus by this heartless democracy and the elite shouldn't be treated this way. and though, this is why we had a revolution. you had one too. but have you forgotten it. >> i remember -- not him but another french intellectual was saying that france was the victim here. also, they were very upset over the fact that we would -- what do you call the perp walk, walking the innocent person out and they said that's wrong. >> as american as apple pie. >> i look forward to mine, though it hasn't happened. remi, what do you think happened in that hotel? you are going to defend him, aren't you? >> no. >> you hate the victim. >> no, i do not hate the victim. none of us were in that hotel room -- >> bill was! >> actually -- >> under the bed? >> i was hired for that reason. >> exactly.

>> it is highly suspicious that he was on a plane within an hour without his cell phone, who leaves home without their cell phone? but it is highly suspicious that this woman's story is changing so rapidly. and if a sexual assault victim's credibility is impeached, whether or not the assault took place, won't even matter because she will not be believed. it's he said/she said. if she is not believed, it's over. >> but he's so powerful, he probably had so many people working on this case. >> yeah, but he's powerful in france. >> he has stolen three table reservations from me. >> french. >> yeah. if we're talking about his past, which is undeniably scummy, we also have to talk about her past. there are a lot of questions there. as brave as it is to condemn this guy, it is even braver to condemn the french. all the media said he did it.

>> nobody did. >> look at the post and the daily news. >> the post headlines are sensationalistic, but they never said he did. >> it we took the sensationalist ball and ran with it and made a sensationalist touchdown and then made a sensationalist makeout with a cheerleader. our system is innocent until proven guilty. but the french put their money where their mouth is -- >> i can't believe -- -- >> what part of this is argued? >> i don't see anything wrong with the perp walk. >> how do you -- the guy -- >> how do you get the guy to jail? >> you don't have to take him in front of the paparazzi. >> they are already there. it is not like the cops called the paparazzi. but after demolishing your point, soundly, i might add. i think he has done something like this a thousand times and by odds, he got caught. now, it may not be rape.

but it just may be, wherever he is, whenever he wants it, he expects it. maybe this weapon was involved in something unsavory. maybe she wasn't. but if you put yourself out there and you are a public figureue are not idiot! you're an idiot. >> 22 quick things. i think it's weird that you make reservations at pizzerias, it's stupid. >> i get worried when it's crowded. >> secondly, if your theory is that it's a hooker, who leaves a cell phone as collateral with a hooker. your mom's number is in your cell phone -- you don't think a mad hooker will call your mom. >> he was pulling a runner. that's why he was in a hurry. he saw this this woman was doing work on the side, had sex with her and was upset, you know, like he didn't like the service at a french restaurant. he just left. and he was -- he left in a hurry and left his cell phone. >> but this is one of several cell phones that he had.

so he left one of them. and he went off to lunch with his daughter -- >> did he? didn't he deny that anything happened initially? >> he did. >> but from the looks of the evidence, it doesn't look like he was that upset. i mean, it makes sense. >> i don't know what that means. it means, we are going to take a break. are criminals sadly misunderstood? >> remi spencer discusses her new book, "let's hug the thugs." what the heck is going on here? love it or leave it. that's a tease.

>> should you need a prescription to feed your, diction. that's the proposal in

iceland, an actual country, i hear, that would make cigarettes only available if a doctor prescribes them. so you could only buy them in a pharmacy, with a note from a doctor, certifying you are an addict. they say that cigarettes should be sold the same way prescription drugs are and that could reduce cigarette deaths. but a spokesman seriously doubt its will become law. saying as much in a funny language that no one understood. so we go to icelandic senior correspondent -- or we like to call the world's most annoying bird. [bird cooing] >> i think we need a new senior

icelandic correspondent. >> that's a terrible cat. the cat doesn't know what it means to be a cat. >> that's a comatose cat and a really annoying bird. >> and a hyped-up bird. we want to talk about cigarettes now. jesse, you quit smoking, right? >> kind of. i'm back -- >> aahhh! >> i should have asked you while your in-laws were here. you think this is going to come to new york city? it seems like something that could happen. >> no! i don't. look, i want to say, iceland, before you make cigarettes harder to get than blood diamonds to protect your nation's lung capacity, how but move your country up a smoldering volcano. i am saying, really, if your air quality is so crappy that it screws up flights in north africa, maybe you should reconsider the fact that you live on a poisonous, exploding mountain. i'm just saying, if you want to get your citizens to stop smoking, maybe you should get your hillsides to stop smoking as well.

>> that's so true. iceland is one giant unfiltered camel. how dare they! that's what they are. >> i have been to that country, it's a beautiful, beautiful country. i got nothing else. judith, is this the right way to deal with smokers. >>? -- >> if you are mayor bloomberg, this is your wish. as a former smoker who is soon to be a smoker again, partial if they pass this law because just to be ornery, i will try it again. this is the direction we are moving in. of course, it's going to happen. i want to know what's going to happen to the price of cigarettes, once you need a prescription for them. >> then your insurance will cover it and it will be a 5 co-pay. >> that's why it will never happen here for that very reason. anything people need, like the patch or chantix, insurance won't pay for it. they will never pay for cigarettes. >> that's so wrong. that it would be totally -- >> health care isn't enough in

the toilet? >> i don't know. bill, should we invade iceland? >> yes! absolutely. but i worry about my lungs. and our troops' lungs for that matter. yeah. i mean, this is-- the same thing that is going to happen there has happened here, which is in new york, at least, you price them into illegality. we have a huge black market of cigarette sales here that no one talks b. i remember when i moved from east harlem, i was offered crack, after you get out of the subway. by the time i left, they were offering black marketed cigarettes. and i would take them up, but i don't like pall malls. >> you have a blood stain on your shoulder. >> this is just a stain. >> this is a blood stain. >> aggravated assault. >> close-up, everyone. god bless you, iceland. do you have a comment? this is red eye.

leave a voicemail on my direct line. still to come, the half thyme report from andy levy, a jerk. sponsored by that donkra, thanks, donkra.

>> welcome back. let's find out if we have done anything wrong so far with andy levy. >> thanks, greg. >> you're welcome. casey anthony found not guilty. greg you said, yeah, instead of walking the green mile, casey anthony was all smiles. the correct phrase was the last mile. the green mile was only from the movie of the same way because the walk to the chair was a stretch of faded green lime linoleum. you're welcome. >> how did you know i was thinking thank you? >> it was all over your face. you said of casey, bella veta, indeed, as the germans said. the germans say a lot of things, many of them terrifying. bella veta is not one of them. it was a great ricky martin song. >> he gets the ladies. >> he really does. remi, fiunderstood you, i think we need to abolish the rules of evidence, is that right? >> that's exactly what i said.

[chuckles] >> boy, anything to defend casey anthony. >> look, i don't know if she did it. a good part of me thinks she probably did do it, but they have to friewf beyond a reasonable doubt and if they didn't prove it, they have to find her not guilty. >> you peopleue make me sick. by the way, i believe the best way to fix our criminal justice system, which is clearly broken, is to make the jury -- they have to sing the verdict as a broadway musical number. >> i don't know how that would improve the verdict. >> it wouldn't improve the verdict, but it would make it better. >> i don't know if that's defined as making it better. >> really? >> no! >> all right. you don't like to be entertained. >> oh, i do like to be entertained! but i like justice. i try to keep those things separate. >> all right. entertaining justice, by the way, new show on usa. >> i love it! right after franklin at bat.

>> right. who by the way, could not have done a better job than joan baez or whatever casey's lawyer was. >> jose. >> whatever. i thought eye thought joan had reinvented herself. you know? >> they have a similar hair type. >> have you ever seen them in the same place? >> i have seen them shopping. >> no. no. jesse, when greg went to you, you said, call me judith. something you want to tell us? >> it was a call back that got a laugh because he accidentally called remi judith. so i heightened it because i'm a dude. so it was like tmade it, like, that much sillier. it doesn't matter. i will explain comedy to you later. [laughter] >> if you could explain by doing, that would be better.

also, was it o' hanlin's? not a single hit. that's the only combination of words that gets no hits on google. >> what do i win? >> i don't know. >> that's amazing. >> i don't know. bill, aggravated manslaughter means you really annoy the person before you kill them? >> okay. so i was kinda right. >> you were on the right track. remi, if casey's dad really did molest her, as they were claiming, should the state be looking into that? >> they need evidence. if the only evidence is her word, you can be sure that this prosecutor's office is not going to be investigating it. >> are you saying she can't be trusted? >> they don't trust her, so, no, they are not going to invest resources into that investigation. >> isn't that strange that that piece of information exonerates her but can be the be trusted elsewhere? >> exactly. we don't know that's what exonerated her, but it's part of her defense. >> she threw everything at us, that repressed memory crap and

that confuses the heck out of the jury. >> it wasn't to show that she killed her baby, it was to show why she listened to her father who they claimed convinced her to cover up the body and lie to the police. >> right. all right. >> greg, what kind of person would go out and party if she just killed her daughter? and said that that might argue for her innocence. either way, her daughter's dead and she is out partying. >> i was quoting an expert who said she was suffering from mania, when you suffer a big loss, that instead of -- bless you, bill -- sorry. you go out and you are hypersexual and you party. that was a doctor was saying that earlier. that's what i was trying to get out. but i'm in a hurry. so sometimes i leave out the pertinent facts. >> sure. like the fact that you were quoting someone else. >> yeah, that part. >> yeah. >> yeah. what disay? >> i think in the business, we call that blaggerrism.

>> no -- plagiarism. by the way, i'm assuming the guilty go to poor african countries. >> i like that one. >> thank you. >> that was funny. greg, you said that maybe the maid had sex with dsk and didn't get maid pated. how awful are you as a human being when your defense is something that people are usually charged with. >> exactly! they are saying, no, no, no. he cheated a poor maid, after having sex with her and it was probably no fun for her even though she was part of it. -- >> what are you saying? >> he's a creepy cheap skate. that's what he is saying. >> yes. >> that's the bare -- the bare level of decency that he has. that's what they are hoping for. that's a creepskate and google

that. >> that was a toby hooper movie, it was a rollerskating madman. >> oh with the clown makeup. >> yes, yesings yes. >> it was filmed in ontar yaio, but they pretended like it was in new york to save costs. >> how do you know that? >> i was making it up. >> welcome to red eye, judith. >> it's like casey anthony's defense team. >> this by the way is two straight stories where defense employees call it the devil's advocate. the scene where keanu reeves tells the jury what an awful human being greg nelson was because hee if he could prove he was awful, he couldn't have committed murder. you have dsk and you have casey anthony telling the jury she's a slut, but it's all she gets the cleans off. >> you gave me an idea for a tv

show where we talk about news items and compare them to movies we saw. bill did it and now you did it. >> andy, you are right. >> i did. that was besides the point. >> you're right. you own your client's faults to gain credibility with the jury so you won't think you are lying about everything. you accept who they are. >> you know what is great about remi, she angers me, but the first time i'm arrested, that's the person i want. even as a tv lawyer name. >> and he will be arrested. [chuckles] >> only a matter of time. >> yes. >> put-back. while they do my perp walk, it will be bill and my yelling about perp walks and then they will go to you. >> by the way, remi, have you never forgotten your cell phone anywhere? it was highly suspicious that he left his cell phone? >> you know what? i don't think vileft my cell phone anywhere.

but if you had sex with someone other than your spouse, you think you might grab the phone before you leave. >> sometimes you forget -- >> i wouldn't know. >> you know where i have never left my cell phone, next to an abused hooker. >> so you say. >> allegedly. true. >> bill, i agree about the perp walk, despite greg's belief that he solidly demolished you. >> it didn't make sense, especially about the part of being demolished. just because you say it doesn't make it true. >> about cigarette prescriptions. if you are a real moker, in the long run, this is a great deal. the president of the society of cardiology, i think there are two member, by the way, he says the price will go up at first, but by the end of the 10-year plan, cigarettes will be cheaper because we don't think the government should tax addicts. >> then, i'm definitely for it. if i was on the fence before now, i'm definitely for it now. >> all have you to do is be such

an addict that you can't quit, then you can get cigarettes. >> is it easier than getting my dog certified as a service dog. >> i can't answer that. >> yes, you can. you have been working in that industry for many years. >> i mean, i can't answer it on camera. >> he tells people about their service dogs. >> bill, you said, there is a huge black mark in cigarettes here in new york that nobody talks about. way to ruin it for everyone. >> they never sell my brand. >> unbelievable. >> he's only mentioned it four or five times. >> no one does anything about it. start watching our show, authorities. >> i'm done. >> go away. >> coming up, john travolta is coming out... with a new movie. soon, i predict. make sure to download the fox news application for your ipad. get fox news alerts and watch the latest red eye clips for free from the apple app store or

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>> they said oh no, to her little photo, a miami woman who claims she was kicked off aus airways flight for snapping a picture of an employee's name tag. she said that tony ella g. was being rude so she took a picture of her name tag to write a complaint letter. later, she demanded that dewitt remove the picture. but dewitt was remove from the flight and deemed a security risk. she was later executed -- >> what?! >> no. but should she have? let's discuss this in our lightning round...:

>> remi, the airlines says there is more to this story that the woman was using foul language. do you buy na? or do you think that the flight attendant was ticked off that the woman took a picture of her? >> i think the airline is telling the truth. i have represented a lot of people who have gotten into trouble in the airport or on the plane before they take off. people can be pretty nasty. yeah, i think it was a two-way street. >> interesting. >> all right. jesse, do you blame the flight attendant when you get mad at a busy body and said, you have been a lousy comic, i am taking your picture? >> no. flight attendant hypocrisy is like an experiment owl out of control. i was on a flight attendant and i had my headphones in and i was clearly holding in my hand the jack and she forced me to take it off. she said, this is an electronic device. i am five seconds from getting kicked off this plane. i am going on lose. i was like, if this goes on

another four seconds, she will wrap up the iphone and ipad users and make an embarrassing nude passenger pyramid over the exit row to teach us a lesson. >> judith, he does make a point. we talked about it on this show, there is a sense, like an extra layer of, like, fear, that you might do something that pisses off a flight attendant and she will pull the plug on you. >> absolutely. it's the tsa gestopo. you dare not tell somebody they are touching nut wrong place, they are talking in a way that's rude. the passenger has no right, except that you are paying of course. you are paying a lot of money every deism but the only thing that bugs me. this woman does seem annoying to me. the fact that she took a picture. when somebody does that, that's meant to provoke. >> she can't remember the name?

>> maybe she didn't have a pen and pencil handy. maybe she just had the cell phone she's not supposed to be using on the plane. >> i have the same problem all the time. i always get into tussles, but i take pictures of the passengers, normal whethey are asleep and for whatever reason, the flash wakes them up. it's just a hobby. >> i like the coffee table book of male flight attendants. >> it's a retrospective with some of their uniform on, it shows a different side to them. >> i like the floor angles. >> shut up. just because i'm not talking doesn't mean you continue. >> i hate awkward silences. >> i vugh the airlines. >> a 19-year-old woman was caught trying to sneak her boyfriend out of a prison after a con-ju-gal visit. conjugal. >> i don't know a way to make it more fun. >> it's a mexican word.

>> how did i screw that up? >> cops found the man curled up in the fetal position inside a suitcase. the cops thought she seemed nervous and the suitcase did seem bulky. i am so afraid to go to you, jesse. but have you to admire the moxie, right? >> i do. really. i would like to say that this is not the opinion of greg gutfeld or fox news. this is my own observation about this -- >> you are going to make a joke that you told you not to use? >> no. i just wanted to freak you out in advance. i'm not going to do it. >> is it crazy that airport screeners are less -- there is less airport screening at airports than at mexican prisons. didn't people think it was weird when she brought in an empty giant suitcase with nothing but a collection of fake mustaches. didn't that seem suspicious? >> maybe because it's conjugal, you can bring stuff in. i thought it was inventive. to me, this is an incredibly

romantic story. i think they deserve freedom for this. >> fiknew how to say la mora, la mora, for creativity, yes. >> remi, would you do that for a man? >> true love, greg. true love. it's a crime to keep them apart. >> it really is. >> they may not for much longer. >> bill, you sleep in a box about that size. you are not that impressed. >> it's not that difficult. that didn't impress me. but the picture where he's doing this. this quells the embarrassment. it's just a little bad because you can't really see his face. all is protected. >> you could fit in there. >> i think we could fit in thri. it's great advertisement for that company. they should come out with buy that picture and a whole line of where to sleep when you have nowhere to go. >> i hope you are watching luis viton. >> time for a break. check out the new red eye

podcast, a new one every day. or go to fox news radio dot-com. we talk about what we did over the weekend. did you nothing? >> no one asked me what i did this weekend, as i recall.

>> some new york city pet shops

are putting a ban on drunk puppy buying. store owners are telling stories of customers visiting their shots after happy hour, after they have been drinking and returning the puppies the next day, saying that, you know, they were drunk and they made a mistake. isn't this like hooking up in a bar, drunk you? wake up and you go, oh, my god, don't look at that dog. but in this case, it's a real dog. >> i really wouldn't know. but i do have dogs and they are precious, i can imagine making a decision to get the cutest thing in the world and then, oh, my goodness, how am i going to take care of it? >> returning it. >> i don't know how anybody can return a dog. i don't. >> have you ever done anything like this? >> drunk or sober? >> drunk. >> no. i believe in dogs and i think that it's tential that they let people buy drunk puppies. >> i have never seen a drunk pup i. jesse, something tells me you

have done worse thing when is you are drunk. >> definitely. distinctly, i have done worse things. i blackout drove drunk across four states and brought a wheelchair into my apartment and unbeknownst to me, it had a coloscomy bag in it. we just got a second pup puppy. despite the fact i have been sober six years, i want to drink. the concept of a sweet, sweet blackout is pleasant respite from dodging phone calls from my angry neighbors because we adopted this ball of neurosis that has abandonment issues and an incessant need to urinate in my shoes t. sounds great now. >> a can of worms. >> have you ever bought anything

sober? >> i am glad for this because it explains why i had 3 four dogs in my bedroom this morning. i didn't return them. but it made for an excellent breakfast. >> terrible joke. >> military commissions. bad joke. >> deep fried. >> shut up. we all love pets. we can kill bill later. we'll be back with the postgame wrapup. and for a quick look at recent shows, go to foxnews.com/red eye [ male annocer ] things seem better with travelocity's best price guarantee.

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wow. oh, fine. it's not like anybody in canada watch this is. >> very true. that's very true. remi, you are on the wilsois report? >> i will. thursday, 5:00 eastern standard time on fox business network. >> excellent. judith, how did you enjoy your first trip to the red rid? >> it's wonderful and i want to say hello to my fellow insomniacs and people who don't know how to tivo yet. >> do you not know how to use a dvr? >> i am not going to answer that question because it would be incritinating and i don't want to defend himself. >> if you want to defend yourself, have you thokill somebody. >> oh, can i do that. >> back to you. >> oh, thank you. i'll be appearing at skidmarks -- >> hey! >> in new brunswick, new jersey. is that a real place? >> yes! >> i think i saw it on a rest stop.