a recount. >> greg: i got to wrap this up. my vote was for ambassador bolton. that's it for us five. thank you for watching. see you tomorrow. welcome to "red eye." i'm andy levy wearing a greg gutfeld mask, turning it over to joe derosa wearing an andy levy mask. so, joe, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> take it to the limit one more time, america. our top story, we will look at dueling demonstrations in new york city on thursday, and hopefully spend most of the time on the one that wasn't occupy wall street. and what candidate do republican voters say they would trust most with nuclear weapons? wait, these guys have nuclear weapons? and what happens when bill schulz visits a place that lets you make your own cigarettes? hopefully it brings us to their day. greg? >> thank you, andy.

>> happy take a hike day, greg. >> andy, i just got back, and you are telling me to take a hike? >> take a hike day is a call for people to get out and enjoy a nice hike. >> i got it. you got me. >> what do you mean? >> i ask -- i asked you to come with me, but you said you were busy and i took fredo. >> you think i care? >> it is obvious you do care. >> the only reason i mention it is take a hike day is because it is a an excellent way to get into shape and our viewers should know that. if you want to get into it now, sure, some don't think it is okay to go gala vanting with wh we have a show to do. somebody had to stay here with the show and that someone was me. >> i can't believe how bitter you are about this. >> i am not bitter. you leaving for four days could be the best thing that ever happened to my career. >> what do you mean by that? >> nothing, just enjoy hosting the show, while you can.

>> i heard that. > just wishing you a take a hike day. >> let's welcome our guest. she is cuter than a 50-gallon drum full of bunny rabbits, live one this time. i am here with lauren sivan. she is from our fox affiliate in los angeles. and he is both drunk and a gent from the 1 percent. he is matt mccall, penn financial group founder and its president. and a member. donald trump says even he has bad hair. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is the skin me man with the left wing plan. next to me, allen combs. he hosts the allen combs show. it is week nights at 10:00 p.m. on fox news radio. and he is the tool who thinks stalin was cool. hello, pinch. >> today in the times, they write about western pennsylvania's hydrolic fracturing or fracking to use

the vernacular. meanwhile, northern pennsylvania continues to endure underage underaged fracking that leads to a surplus of teen pregnancies and bass -- dash and babies. he is one dirty mother fraker. >> they refuse to take a powder as their protest get louder. i speak of demonstrators rallying against "people" smag after they named bradley cooper the sexiest man alive. and no, not ryan gosselin, seen here who many say deserve the honor. many as in me many, many times over. a mass of rabid fans descended on the mag's headquarters demanding they give him his own cover. >> why do we love him so much?

and why is bradley cooper bradley cooper? >> it was clearly the year of gosselin. it is honestly a huge oversight and we are supposed to trust people? people magazine is our trusted celebrity gossip fix and they nominate bradley cooper on the cover when it is clearly ryan goes ling's year. >> by the way, bradley cooper didn't even shave for the photo shoot. >> why are you for ryan? >> have you seen him? >> no i have not seen him. it is like saying have you seen the sky. his abs are fab. >> occupy hot street. >> finally young people caring about things that matter. but another less important protest news, occupy wall street demonstrated for two months since the movement

began by battling police after attempting to march on the new york stock exchange forcing cops to arrest over a hundred of them. the cops added a thousand extra cops per shift to deal with these faces. they founded a third are on board with the protestor's goals while 45% are against. it will get worse as they responded to harassing children on the way to school which is something i do. and then there are moments like this from an occupy san diego protest. >> i think we should have a moment of silence and solidarity for the person they said was from the washington, d.c. occupy yes, sir. why does he feel he needs to shoot the white house window today? we will hold a moment of solidarity at the white house and for the guy who shot at the white house today. i don't know if you heard, but somebody shot at the white house window.

>> occupy the police department. >> boy, i am outraged, lauren. bradley cooper over ryan gosselin. how disturbed were you by this? >> greg, i am going to try and speak without getting emotional about this. poor ryan. he probably heard the news from one of the many women that was laying next to him in bed. i just hope he has someone to comfort him in this hour, during that kind of news. >> i don't know if there is anyway you can comfort someone after something like this. even if it is anonymous sex with models, it doesn't work. and we know that from certainly experiences. does being named the sexiest man alive help or hurt your career? >> since that has happened in

the very disconstant pass, i am so glad to see them take the bradley cooper, and now i know where they stand. >> this is a terrible agenda. bradley cooper, yes heerks is good looking. --y why, he is good looking. >> but at least it is an agenda. >> to the left the wall street activists. they tried to keep the trieders from the stock exchange. apparently it worked. >> i had to work until 4:00 today. they are stopping -- these young kids work on a floor on wall street and making $55,000 a year. it is above the national average, but in fork that's not a lot of money. these guys are taking the subway and trying to get there and put food on the table for their family and kids, and they are trying to stop this. i hate to break it to you. the 1% is not walking into

wall street. they have a car in a back entrance they come in. you are not hurting they. you shut down wall street what happens? these people are so out of their minds they are going at it the wrong way. and why didn't you ask me about the ryan gosselin thing? >> in the middle of the response i was questioning my own. >> first i want to talk to bill because like occupy wall street you were the first and only media presence to show up at the people protest. why is the media not paying enough attention? >> i was finally written on by the pink haired one. it was a day of days. i want to talk to you. right now they have the ryan gas lynn -- goes ling mask. this is actually a kitchen knife. the ingu knew tee of these kids, they are the mcgivers

of outrage. >> you could never take that on a plane because it would be a weapon. >> you know what else would be a weapon -- >> the tsa hates this face. >> you know who really lost in all of this, hopefully ryan gosselin's publicist. >> you found the best people to make them look at good as they have done. good job. >> that's a fair question. it is a constant accusation that we are cherry picking. my response is now you have 270 cherries, and it is not picking. you have a gross of cherries. they don't make good video. >> they don't. especially the down trining kill. let me bring that up. there was a moments when these kids were going to school, toddlers, if you wilt. not sure if they should go to school. we don't have tape of this, but we do have tape of our

mayor occupying a microphone and talking about how these kids were harassed. take it away. >> we will ensure that everyone has a right to exercise their first amendment rights as well as a going to work and ride a subway and blake no mistakes. in anyone's actions pleat 10 the -- threaten the health and safety of other wheeze will respond according low. >> allen to your point, so this was a group of protesters. not cherry picking. this is essentially bullying. >> do we have the video? >> i am going to reenact it for you. >> is that terrorism? >> people are calling it terrorism because people are scared. let's say you were hired as a

consultant for this movement. wouldn't you tell them as they said earlier, get out while people still like you. >> i would tell them, let's follow the dictates of gandhi and martin luther king and do peaceful resistance. >> no, no, no. >> no, no, no? >> it is finally getting good. if you are hanging out at a park and getting along with authorities, are you camping. that's all you are doing. you need something to happen. >> you haven't been following this, have you? did you know there have been assaults and rapes? >> that's what i'm saying. things are starting to happen and everybody is outraged and paying attention. this has been going on for two months. >> here is the thing. if that shooter at the white house was a tea partier, all bets would be off, right? >> the tea partiers -- not a

single crime committed at them. they were mostly too old to do anything. they were old guys in lawn chains and what can they do? >> talk about cherry picking. there are plenty of young people disgusted by this. matt i want to go to you. where do you tee -- where do you see this ending up? >> not thinking much of it. it is a bit frightening. what is going to happen is you will come up with some wall street launch and the next thing you know fists fly. >> i think he needs to reenact that. >> you have you terrorism. >> he is going to get beat. he is going down.

>> if there was a moment to put that one in a headlock you could have. >> you may want to rethink the french cuff this guy has to go. >> better to wear french cuffs than handcuffs, right? from kooks to nowts. is he the bomb or one that gets to carry one. it shows they are virtually tied on top of a gop field. am i right, lauren? former front-runner, you would like to be the front-runner, wouldn't you? but when it comes to who they trust, he is the ring rich. topping romney, 30% to 17%. who do the voters consider the least trustworthy?

this fell law. >> how could you talk during that? >> we were trans fixed. >> i was trying to distract myself. >> here is the reason i find this question so funny. isn't the idea of the finger on the button an irrelevant issue? now everything is taken care of by drones. do we really have to worry about the finger on the button? he is actually going to blow people up. >> his head is shaped most like a football. >> his head is a nuclear football. >> lauren, does the new question maybe point to the fact that his recent surge isn't a fluke and reporters seem to trust him as i keep using my hand in this fashion?

>> i'm buying what you are selling with that hand gesture. the question was, is this a fluke or is this -- >> is this guy on his way to becoming the nominee? everybody predicted he would have a surge at some point. he is very smart. he is intellect intellectual and has a resume. they will not vote. >> he is. in a weird way what you call the butt candidate. >> is that what you call him. >> the butt caned -- candidate. >> this vacation has not been good for me. he is the smartest disbie in the room, but he has achieved a lot when he was a congressman, but. is that but -- is his but going to keep him out of office? >> he has one hell of a but.

actually i think he has a shot. everybody else has been the flavor of the month. you had perry and cain and they have all come back. romney has been above 20% for five months. they are smart though. there is romney. i really believe he has a shot. the biggest reason is the tea party behind him. the tea party helps everybody. >> at least he puts money into the economy much not like who ever else i would like to say right now, but can't think of. bill, last word 5% trust perry with nukes and the remaining 9% say they want you dead. >> that wasn't a question. >> it was in there. >> well, thanks for watching "red eye." >> it is up from 93. >> that's good. i think. i can't do the math. the nuclear thing doesn't matter. do you imagine in 2008 when

people are poll i had about this, everybody will say they would rather have mill rethere. the most chilling parts is newt was at the bottom of the barrel. it is too much breakfast at tiffany's and he is not a likable person. >> thee are not in a stew. >> it is foreign for potion. i think we have to take a break. why? what is wrong with me. why do ugly people stink? we discuss the book, because they are ugly. first, what a story about a porn star reading to children? i don't know but you had me at a story of a porn star.

she opened a book after opening her legs and now possibly dilutional sasha gray is speaking out about the fuss of her appearance last week at a california elementary school. the adult actress read to a bunch of first graders prompting an avalanche of complaints from the parents and the district. a talent coordinator associated with a read across america program sold her to the school as an actress who appeared on the awful hbo should "entourage" and it is awful. sasha understands the school's predicament. >> they are right. they are afraid of being judged like i am often judged, so i understand that. >> we are also judgmental about you having sex with strangersfor money. call me narrow minded. sounds like this is a story we must investigate further in the --

>> lightning round. >> you are -- >> don't even go there. >> you must think all porn stars should read to kids. >> the problem with them reading to kids is the show "entourage" that should have embarassed her. that's the problem. >> and i would like to think at least it wasn't show and tell. it could have been worse. uh shaw wants to transition into mainstream movies. as a former adult actress yourself, what is your advice for her? >> obviously i haven't been very good at that transition. is this mainstream now? is this considered mainstream? congratulations. i had no idea. >> isn't she a joke? >> you know what is a joke? the compton school district has a talent coordinator. if that's not l.a., i don't know what is. >> just go find -- come on, find a fireman or a police man -- what do women do? >> clean things.

somebody make our dinner. >> women can be firemen and police officers. >> no, they can be fire women, you pig. >> but they can bring them in. i bet you think this is awesome. would you let a porn star baby-sit your children if you knew where they were. >> i have, actually. let's look at the credentials you have. i can see why she is here. the winner of the female actress of the year, 2008. the youngest ever, 2010 she did the old double dip. >> i don't want to hear about it. >> this girl was in a peta ad, and she was in a smashing pumpkins video. she is actually a real actress. >> she is not a real actress. a porn star -- >> wait until you hear her read faulkner. >> i think you are miss pronouncing it. why did a porn star read to kids so there would be a

story about a porn star reading to kids? that's why this happened. >> you are missing the big picture as usual. i don't have a problem that a porn star was reading to children. what i had a problem with was what she was reading to them. by sexual bobbie and the tub full of fudge, i don't think so, greg. not on my watch. >> not on your watch, indeed. >> thank you. >> are they feigning surprise over this? it is bs. she knew what she was doing. the one thing that bugs me about this whole thing, ask a porn star, would you want your daughter to follow in your footsteps? if you say yes you are lying. no porn star -- no female porn star ends up in a good place. >> don't we believe in redemption. >> she likes -- >> she spends time on facebook now. >> she will be back. >> what are you a former of? >> a couple things i did in mexico. >> by the way, do not ask sasha gray about her daughter. >> i want to go to the next

topic. the 20-year-old girl -- california girl who claimed justin bieber was the father of her child has withdrawn her lawsuit. as both sides waited for him to take a paternity test. mariah yader said it could be refiled at a later date, but in the meantime they are trying to settle it out of court with bieber's camp, and they said it may not be the cash cow the gold digger hoped for. there are texts from yader indicating that justin isn't the father. if her former boyfriend is the father, what is this going to do to you? >> nothing, unfortunately. none of this has done anything to me. >> you were looking for some kind of closure. >> i did need closure. i think bieber is best. i am the club owner of bieber's babies, but i still think he did it. >> ridiculous. >> she absolutely had

unprotected sex with her boy end from. look at those piercings. but i still think she had that encounter with bieber because she wouldn't go this far if something didn't happen. joy if she is mentally ill. >> shouldn't her lawyer go to jail for nuisance suits like these? >> she should be charged in some manner. obviously she is clearly lying. the real father is the loser here. how much of a scum bag is this guy that she won't bring him out? how bad are you feeling 1234* you knock up a girl in a trailer park and she won't admit you are the father. >> what does it mean to you? >> i am so relieved that justin beeber is not the father jie. and what about the baby? the baby who will be raised by this person. >> that's a good question. i think she is mentally ill because she put herself in the front lines for the abuse to be famous. lauren, you have done this three times in your life. there was amilia es staw

varies and then there was allen hale from "gilligan's island" who was dead at the time. and the professor russell johnson who you had convinced was your wife for about three years. >> where am i? >> mainstream tv. >> no one believes this. >> start that over again. no one can believe this because -- >> no one can believe this. there is no way that -- there is no way that -- everything i want to say is more disgusting. >> on that note, i think there should be consequences for people who do this. i am not even a bieber fan, but that person should go to jail. they should have a child taken away and lauren spanked. e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com.

and to leave a voicemail 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. tonight's half time report is sponsored by leprechaun. irish folklore who passes fortunes on to those who catch them. thanks leprechaun.

welcome back. let's find out if we had anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. >> hi, greg, welcome back. >> glad to be back, andy. >> glad you are glad to be back. >> somehow i don't know if that was sincere. >> it was sincere. i'm glad you are glad to be back. ago pie ryan -- occupy ryan gosselin. am i right? >> yes jie. bill, i have never seen you as emotional as you were at that rally. >> i finally feel like have i done something with my life. i knew i was here and put on this world to do something. that something was support any and all gosselin causes. even his name is adorable. lauren, i have never seen you as emotional as you were during this segment. >> i too am one of goes ling's

geese. -- gosselin's geese. >> one of ryan's gosselins. >> thank you for correcting my grammar. >> i am team cooper, just throwing it out there. >> he can't spell bradley without rad. >> true. occupy wall street, matt, not surprisingly you have no sympathy for the occupiers. i think it is important for all of us to remember that none of the disgusting things being done by members of the occupy movement would be possible if it weren't for people like matt mccall who drove people to protest in the first place. congratulations, you yelled at schoolkids and deaf pho indicated on cop cars. all of that is basically you. >> they are my gosselins.

>> allen, you think showing the dregs of the occupy movement are unfair. i am fairly certain i remember you having no such qualms about the tea parties. >> they were all drugs. you didn't have to pick and choose. >> it is not at all that you are being hipocritical. >> no, not at all. >> can you name me one arrest of the tea party. >> it is about civil disobedience. >> every civil liberties person of the world hasn't been arrested. if you vnts been arrested you are nobody. >> but i also don't rape. i don't od on drugs. >> that's what they all do. they are all rapists. that's all rape? >> i think there are like four or five. >> the point is obviously they are not all rapists, but it is a large enough sample you have

to start wondering what is going on. it is object obviously not the whole movement. but you can't say that. that's the es way out. guess what, you are the 99%. they are part of the [bleep] movement. you can't keep saying you are the 9 -- 99% and excluding people. >> i know they are being infiltrated. >> you better just vote for ron paul. it was the government -- is this some kind of cia thing from the 70s? >> i believe there might be people wanting to make this look bad. i might be among them right here. >> that's awesome. lauren? >> i have to agree with allen. i have been covering the

occupy l.a. movement for a couple weeks now, and it turned into a homelessen comp meant. there are a lot of people that have nothing to do with that move meant and causing problems. they are getting arrested. they are jumping in front of the cameras and the media and making that group look bad. >> that's a bad argument in and of itself. there are people part of the 99% that hate the occupy yes, sirs. they are still there mathematically, but that's not their scene, man. to use their vernacular. >> we should be fair, the occupy yes, sir who -- occupy yes, sir who wanted a moment of silence. did you notice the woman calling for silence 1234* he was like, what? lauren you said the protests are just starting to get fwood. -- good. they are starting to get noticed. doesn't that fly in the face of support that the public support is slipping.

>> they are pissng people off. 99% just want to get to work. they don't want to see people sitting in the street and preventing that. when you are making their every day a big pain in the butt to use greg's charm, they are not going to support your cause. especially if they are not even sure of your cause. >> only 33% of americans say they support occupy wall street's goals. i don't understand the question. >> you are part of the 99%. >> i got to point out something andy said earlier from dale the dale she show" where they showed even among occupy wall street they are splitting into classes. there is the upper class and the lower class. >> just like true communism. >> if you are going to have a movement you have to be clear

on what it is, have a simple goal and accomplish it. >>- q. i we need a chant. what were they chapting? >> everybody knows what i was for and it was not that crap guy from the a-team. >> are you wearing that tonight? >> i am indeed. so long virginity. >> you said the reason the polls show more republicans want newt's finger on the budget, i feel they would turn it. >> ron paul is not going to -- he is above it. >> you referred to jack black's dad. please stop spreading false rumors. this is not los angeles. this is fall, baby. i forgot i am not in los angeles. >> we just have to think ratings on the east coast. paul newt was on the ballot. he was fourth out of eight on the most likable question and

here is the thing. it could be that voters don't care about like ability. i think voters are saying maybe it is not what we are looking for now. it is more of a factor than the new thing. >> i probably have to go. i just want to say one last thing on the sasha gray thing. i am guessing the best part is the schoolkids dads who really had no idea who she was. outraged moms saying honey, can you believe they had this sasha gray, who, what? that is horrible. >> google her. >> yes, i will be upstairs googling. >> i am done. >> you are indeed.

>> rob lowe is dead -- tired of being miss taken for his brother. >> first, has bill found a way to sir come -- sir come navigate the shows. they don't know what it means mu lso d it.

is there a loophole to behavior control? an outfit called island smoke thinks so. it is loose tobacco. they then make their own devil sticks with a super quick rolling machine at less than half the $13 a pack rate. how do the ma and pa parliaments stack up? and will new york's nanny state sign a proxy on their mox. since the marl burrow man is

dead, we sent bill schulz down to chinatown to investigate. and happy great american smokeout day, everybody. >> thanks, greg, i'm here, flavor country, otherwise known as the lower eastside. let's go inside and get our smoke on. >> any advice to our viewers who don't smoke, but thinking of trying? >> no. don't smoke. it is a terrible habit. i am having a hard time quitting myself. i i wouldn't recommend anybody to smoke. >> we will need a different answer on that one. five, four, three, two, one. so any advice for people who don't smoke but want to do it for the first time? >> i don't know how to take instructions, i am not doing scenes, per shea. -- per say. >> i am a first time customer and i am a nick fitting. tell me how do i begin this process. >> what do you smoke?

>> talking about tobacco? >> marl burrow red. that's 2010 if i am not mistaken. i am short. what about this one? >> this is menthol. >> let me try this bad boy right here. that is definitely menthol. i'm in a pine forest. possible -- possibly sleding. i am out of breath. >> i want you to try this, and keep in mind as you are smoking this, you are not getting the 599 addictive chemicals of and a patch is roughly $13. examine a war is $1,000 200. it is very expensive. they are pretty much illegal.

let me make some of my hundreds of smoke easy will be doing today. >> i'm out of paper. >> you say the [bleep] away from me, sidekick. >> right now i am making a pact. i used to live in east harlem or spanish harlem, and you can buy one cigarette there and they call it a lucy or lucille as they said in their vernacular for five cents. what if i want to come in and make one smoke? >> no. >> i have a 13-year-old daughter and i can get them tomorrow. gio -- >> i don't see her that much. she is a chimney. as she walks by in her stroller -- she want walk yet. >> if you don't like it, cross the street. that's what you have to tell people when you are outside. she is chain smoking her

virginia slims. if i wanted to make a virginia slim-type order, when i was little i looked at the dresses. i enjoy hanging out in my boss. all right my tobacco tempt truss, howf will this set me back? >> 5 $.49 -- 549 plus tax. next time it is $399 plus text. >> got my cigarettes, and now all i need to do is go home and enjoy them. >> where did you go? >> that was my home. that place was right above me the whole time and i never know. >> how is he doing business wise. they started in staten eye lant.

-- island. they are doing game busters. >> this is what happens in a liberal, social woarlds. people are forced to roll their own cigarettes. >> you had a great time. >> well, first of all i am terrible at rolling them. but the machines do it for you, but it still takes time. >> this is socialism. i am not getting that. >> because regulation has made it harder to force cigarettes, so the people who can't afford cigarettes. >> somebody had a good idea. $15 for a pack of smokes. can i do this? that's an trough trough inure ship. >> that's a response to a socialism in taxes. >> that means i win. >> and that is until bloomy cracks in here. he has issued a cease and assist.

and he says there are manufacturing cigarettes. as you saw they are giving you the tobacco and i manufacture the cigarette. he will probably shut them down. how was your long island mother feel about this. >> smoking is disgusting. your mail smells ba had and your note -- shows smels bad. which is why i smoke. i'm to take a break. stay there. we are coming right back.

welcome back to "red eye." it is time once again to play guess the story. write your answer in salsa on your tv screen so i can see it. make sure it is mild salsa. we don't want the accident like last time. here we go.

>> what do you think happened? >> it looked similar to -- i went to get a massage and the lady was busy. she said lay in this bed and play with this kitty head and touch the things. and they will take care of it for you. similar to that. i think it is a new technology in massage. >> any idea -- >> she should be arrested. >> i wish we had that expression. >> matt was getting a massage and the rest of us were budge jeting for gas and food. that looks like something that -- >> it was moving slow and then he ran out of quarters. i'm guessing that had something to do with needing quarters every 20 or 30 30 seconds. >> bill, that was the post coitalceo of mitsubishi at a convention. >> you snow what the answer

is, a yap niece invention that prevents you from snoring. the robotic bear billow allows you to not saw logs. it is just in time for christmas. >> lauren has a look of disgust on her face. >> what single guy is going to come home and see that thing? >> why a single man? >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. go to fox news .com/red eye.

time to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> lauren, how is l.a.

treating you? >> have i -- i haven't been in l.a. too long. >> she likes the wineries. >> it happens to all of us, lauren. i was there for 10 years. within about six months of leaving it all comes back. >> thank god it is reversible. >> you will be fine. matt, did you just get back from a trip? >> i did. estonia. it is known for its women and strip joints, but i didn't do any of that stuff. it is actually the strongest country in the eu. >> did you run out of women in new york who know other women? >> i actually did, yes. >> allen, having fun watch watching the gop race? >> it is like cleaning an onion. you get to mitt romney and get to the end of it. >> and then get president romney.