everybody, have a happy thanksgiving eve. we will see you back here tomorrow for our special show at 5:00 p.m >> welcome to "red eye." andy levy wearing a greg i'm gutfeld mask. joe derosaover to who is wearing an andy levyng mask. joe, what is coming up on, tonight's show?in >> thanks, andy.nis take it to the limit one more time, america.. our top story tonight, we willka look at dueling demonstrations in new york city on thursday, and hopefully spend most oft te the time on the one that wasn't occupy wall street. wt and what candidate do republican voters say theyy would trust most with nuclearar weapons? wait, these guys have g nuclear weapons? and whattappe happens when bill schulz visits a place that lets youthat make your own cigarettes. hopefully it brings us closer to that bless said day. greg?eg >> thank you, andy. happy take >> happy take a hike day, greg. got >> i just got back and you aremt

telling me to take a hike.ke >> take a hike day is a call for people to get outside andto enjoy a nice hike.y >> i get it, andy. good job. otu got me. >> what do you mean? mean? >> i ask you to come with me, but you said you were busy so i took fredo.ut you sai >> do you think i care?i took >> i didn't, but it is obvious ? you do care. >> the only mention i said iteni is take a hike day is it is an excellent way to get exercise and get into shape, and iway gt thought our viewers should know that.shoul if you want to get into it now, sure some don't think itom is right to go gala vanting okay with a flavor of the week whentg we have a show to do. >> that's what this is about. >> it wasn't, but somebody had to stay here and run the show he while you were off with fredo.nb you can see you leaving for day four days was the best thing tht that ever happened to mypeto m career. >> what do you mean by that? >> nothing, just enjoy hostingwe the show, while you still can. >> i heard that.a

let's welcome our guests.st she is cuter than a 50-gallon drum full of bunny rabbits, live ones this time. i am here and lauren sivan,m kttvv reporter in los angeles. . and he is both drunk and a gent from the 1 percent, matthe mccall, penn financial groupfina founder and its president andand member.ru s donald trump says even he hasmy bad hair, my repulsivel sidekick, bill schulz.s the me and the skinny man with theo left wing plan. he hosts the allen combs show i week nights at 10:00 p.m. eastern on fox news radio. he is the tool who thinks stalin is cool.ch hello, pinch. in the >> in the times, they reported about western pennsylvania's hydrolic fracturing or to fracking to use the

vernacular. meanwhile, northernth pennsylvania continues to endure underage fracking that leads to a surplus of teen pregnancies. much like allentown's matt mccall. he is one dirty mother fraker.k. >> well therks refused to take a powder as their protests get louder. i speak of demonstrators rallying against people magazine after a name bradley b cooper the sexiest man alive.ana and no, not ryan goes lig seen here -- ryan gosselin, seen here who many say deserves thee honor. many, on thursday, a massive amount of fans descended demandingrts they imif the -- they give the well abed actor his own cover. >> why do we love ryan so much, and why is bradley cooper more like bradleys pooper? >> 201pe1 was clearly the year of gosling.go

it is honestly a hugeert oversight, and we are suppose had -- supposed to trust gossi people? they put bradley cooper on the c cover when it is clearly ryan gosling's year? yea >> by the way, bradley cooper didn't even shave for the photo shoot. what a [bleep]. >> why are you for ryan? >> have you seen his abs? >> first, i have not -- that's like saying have you seen theit sky? his abs #r* fabs. -- his abs are fabs. occupy hot street. >> finally we see young peopleig caring about things that matter. but another less important protest news.s, o occupy wall street news markedoe two months since the movementt began by battling police after l attempting to march on the new t

york stock exchange forcing p coulds to arrest over a hundred of them. they added an extra thousand cops.aces. support is slipping.rd they find a third are on boardhe with the protestor's goals. 45% are against. it will get worse as hoards ofy them responded to harassing children which is something i do. and then thereom are moments mos like this from an occupy sansan >>ego protest. >> i think we should have aave a moment of silence in solidarity for the person they said was from the washington, d.c. occupy. why did he feel he needed toee h seoot the white house window h today? i think we should hold a moment of solidarity for the white house and the guy that whe shot at the white house today.wt i don't know if you heard, buth, someone shot at the white house window.

>> occupy the police department. >> boy, i am outraged, lauren. bradley cooper over ryan gosling.ere how disturbed were you by this? >> greg, i am going to try toea speak without getting ts. emotional. poor ryan, you know, he probably heard the news froms one of the many women that wasan laying next to him in bed, and s i just hope he has someone tohim comfort him in this hour during that kind of news. news. >> i don't know if there isre is anyway you can comfort someone after something like this. even if it is anonymous sex sex with models. it doesn't work.w we all know that from personal experiences. does being named sexiest manhe e alive help or hurt your careercr jiecht since that has happened only in the very disconstant pass, i am glad they took theak

bradley cooper sense. suddenly they have an agenda. n now i know what they stand for. >> this is a terrible agenda. bradley cooper?rk >> but at least it is an agenda. l >> that is true. to to the less important protests, they tried to keepo k the traders from the stockm exchange, and apparently it worked.. it shut down at 4:00, right? >> i actually had to work until 4:00 today. these young kids work on aor floor in washington and make an average of $55,000 a year m which is above the national average, but in new yorknal that's not a lot of money.t' these guys are coming a lot oftu them taking the subway anday and and pu to get there and put food on the table for their family and their kids, andnd they are try -- trying to stop this. i hate to break it to you. to b the 1% is not walking into i n wall street. they have a car in the back

entrance.come i i are not hurting them. t you shut down wall street and what happens? the stock market falls and 900% of the 401k is killed.s ae they are going at it the wrong way.? >> in the middle of your the response i was starting touest second guess my own interview. >> first, i do want to talk to bill. like occupy wall street, you why the first and only media present to show up at thisp people protest.e why is the media not paying enough attention to the ryan gosling number.g >> i recently found out i was on perez hilton. a thwas written on by the pink haired one. t t i want to talk about therigh n protest. hav right now they have the ryane gosling masks they are wearing.if the ingenuity of the kids, greg, they are putting protest o skills to good work.kids, a they are the mcgivers ofge outrage.>> y >> you could nevouer take it on on a plane because it would be a

weapon.ap >> you know what else is alse ul weapon? his good lucks.hi -- good looks. t >> hopefully ryan gosling's. publicist is lost in all of this. >> you found the best people you to make them look at good as you have done. it is the cream de la cream. >> that's a fare question. it i it is a con constantre accusation that we are cherry picking, but the response is n y now you have 270 -- it is notak cherry picking. it sounds like urinary incontinence to me.ng there was a moment today when these kids were going tokids school, toddlers. not sure of the age, but they were going to school and theyy were harassed by the occupy t wall streeters who moved into the subways. d we don't have tape of this,we but we have tape of our mayor

occupying a microphone. har these kids were harassed. i take it away. >> we will ensure everybody has a right to exercise their ro first amendment rights, asir well as the right to go toel work, go to school, ride the subway and go about their day blak make no mistake about it. if anyone crosses the line andct threatens the health and safety of the others including our first responders, we will respond accordingly.oi >> this was a group of protesters, not cherry picking. cur ronding a bunch of kids. this is essentially bullying. dw >> do we have the video? >> i hillary enact it for you. i >> is that terrorism? >> these little kids arete scared.em say you were hired as a

sansultant. would you tell them, get out op while people still like you? >> we should follow the dtate dictates of gandhi and martin luther king and do peaceful resistance. that's a way to do it. that's what you do. no, no, no? >> it is finally getting good. if you are hanging out in a park and getting along with authority, you are camping.auit that's all you are doing. you need something to happen. >> you haven't been followingng this, have you? >> did you know there was adiu n lot of assaults and rapes? r >> that's what i am saying.g. now that things are starting to happen, and everyone isrtg outraged and everyone isand ev paying attention. this has been going on for twotb months. >> it is a typical campingif tha trip for me.hite >> if the shooter was a teaff, partiers, all bets are off. a >> not a single crime committed by them, my friend.

>> but, you know, they were all -- they were mostly too old to do anything.n they were old guys in lawn chairs, what could they do?>> tk >> this is idiot movement. there are plenty of youngy of people who were disgusted by this. i want to go to you for the thi. last time before we beat this into the ground. t where do you see this ending up? y >> it will get ugly. at first i thought after yesterday i thought due caw tee park and they looked somewhat organized. what will happen is you will have some wall street guys andse we will bump them like this,th and then everybody. think h >> i think you need to reenact that. >> first you have him terrorizing. >> matt mccall will get his ass beaten.oet he is going down. going >> if there was ever a momentf t to put allen in a headlock and n

get away from it, you could.t to >> you may want to rethink the french cuff. >> he still has a monogramed shirt.uf >> better to wear french cuffs. than handcuffs, right, sister? >> not always. >> yowza. is newt the bomb, or justhe the guy who should carry one? tc a new fox news poll shows them virtually tied on top of a gopid field. you would like that too, being, tied on a field, right, lauren? the former front-runner herman cain is in third.ould you would like to be the front-runner, right?nt when it comes to who they mostht trust with the nuclear weapons, begin gi -- ginrich v is the most.ruwo who did they consider the most. trustworthy? this fell law.

>> how could you talk during that? we were trans fixed.ix >> i was trying to distract myself. >> the reason i find thiissson i question so funny, isn't theutin whole idea of the finger onfhe the button an irrelevantn irr issue? iak now everything is taken care of by drones. >> you know why they wanttton? gingrich is he will use it.p. >> i thought it was because his head was most shaped like >>football. his lead is a nuclearot football. >> does it point to the fact that the recent surge isn't and fluke? and reporters seem to trust him as i use my hand in this fashion? >> i am buying whatever youon are selling with the hand a

gesture.e or the question was is this a thi fluke? >> is this guy on the way to becoming the nominee?urge a >> let's face it, he is very smart. he is an intellectual. he is qualified.le he has a resume. america is not going to vote jack black dad as president. wht >> me is the buts candidate. -- the butt candidate. tha >> is that what you call him? >> the butt candidate.s v this vacation has not beenod for good for me. he is the smartest guy in thebin room, but, he has achieved a lot as a congressman, but. is that but -- is his butis but going to keep him out of k h office? >> he has one hell of a but. so it may back his way right into office.ly ink he no, i think he has a shot.every everybody else will be thenth.

flavor of the month. they have all come back.ave a he has been this steady goer.ros he has been 20% for five five months and he is smart.eay i believe he has a shot. the biggest reason is the tea party behind him. the tea party refers overps everybody. >> at least he puts money into the economy, allen much not like who ever else i can say,o but not think of. wd >> only 5% trust perry and the remaining want you dead. >> that's not even a question. o >> it was in there.t was n >> have i to say thank you for watching "red eye." >> it is up from 93.p >> that's good, i think. tng >> can you imagine 2008 when people were polled about this?

the most telling poll in all of this is the like ability.wt w newt was the bottom of the barrel. too many breakfasts at muc tiffanys. he is not a likable person. that's the kind of guy you elect. >> gingrich is not in a stew. a >> okay, never mind. gingrich is foreign for potion. >> i think we have to take a break now.e what is wrong with me?whs wr why do ugly people stink? snk we discuss lauren sivan's new book "because they are ugly,oo that's why." first, what a story about a porn star reading to children? d i don't know, but you had mead m at a story about a porn star. pe

she opened a book after en opening her legs, and now possibly dilutional sasha graypk is speaking over the fuss ofncel her appearance at a california t elementary school. the adult actress read to a gra bunch of first graders causingcp an avalanche.s it was a read across america program and they sold her as are an actress who appeared on theeg awful show "entourage" and it is awful. sasha claims to understand thehe school's predicament. >> they are afraid.hey they are afraid of beingd judged like i am often judged.ue so i understand that. >> yes, we are also judgmentalao for you having sex wither strangers for money. call me narrow minded. this is a story we must story investigate further in the --rn >> lightning round. >> you are --- >> don't even go there..

>> you must think all porn a p stars should read to kids. to k >> i think the problem withh tm reading to kids shoat -- ise the show" entourage" that was the embarassment. >> and i would like to think it was not show and tell. that would be worse. sasha wants to transition into mainstream movies.ovie as a former adult actressss yourself, what is your advicee for her?r? >> well, obviously i haven'try g been good at that transition. i haven't made it dsh dash ohnsw is this main -- oh is this mainstream? >> i had no idea.>> i't >> is it a joke? th you know what is a joke? the compton school districtis has a talent coordinator? if that is not l.a. i don't know what is. >> just go and find -- find an, fireman or a policeman or -- what do women do?eno? >> clean things. >> somebody make dinner.

>> stop that. c women can be firemen and police officers. women, >> no, they can be fire women.>y >> but they can bring them in. i bet you think this is awesome. would you let a porn starr yby-sit your children if you if knew where they were. ty were. >> i have, actually. let's look at the credentialsyov she has. can s i can see why she is here.th w the winner of the femaleofhe actress of the year 2008. the youngest ever, 2010 she did the old double dip.ip. nobody has done that.abou >> i don't want to hear about it. >> this girl was in a peta ad.d, she was in a smashing pumpkins video. >> she is actually a real actress. >> shut up. >> please. she is not a real ago -- actress. >> wait until you hear her read. and then make your decision. >> i think are you miss>> i t pronouncing it.hi >> why did a porn star read to>y kids so there will be a storyids about a porn star reading to a kids? that's why this happened.that'sy >> you are m tissing the bighe

picture.picte as u as usual. >> i don't have a problem that a porn star was reading to r children. what i had a problem with wasblm what she was reading to them.he by sexual bobbie and the tub t full of fudge? don i don't think so, greg, ig. don't think so. not on my watch. watch. >> not on your watch, indeed.nd. >> thank you. >> are they feigning surpriseer over this is bs.e the one thing that bugs met about this whole thing is, okay, here is a -- ask a porn ak star, would you want your wan daughter to follow in yourw i footsteps? if you say yes you are lying.n no female porn star ever endsn up in a good place. >> don't we believe in redemption? don't we believe in the opportunity to move to evolve one's life to become a literary figure. >> she is a porn star. fac >> a former porn star. >> she will be back.l b >> what are you a former of?a >> a couple things i did inngs mexico. >> by the way, do not ask a sasha gray about her daughter.ah >> i want to go to the nextt topic. so the 23-year-old -- the 20-year-old california girl who claimed justin bieber was

the father of her child has withdrawn her lawsuit.wn both sides are waiting for the pop star to take a paternity test. mariah yader, named after alice yader.ah >> really? >> i don't know. they say it could be filed at a later date, but they are trying to settle it out oft w court with bieber's camp andthed it may not be the cash cow thecw alleged gold digger hoped for. p a text from yader indicated that justin isn't the father.iei if her farmer boyfriend is the father, what is this going to do to you?>> n >> nothing, unfortunately.>> yow >> you were looking for some losure..c >> i did need closure. i think bieber is the best. bes i am the club owner of bieber's babies. i i still think he did it.id >> ridiculous.ulou >> here is the thing.he absoluty she absolutely had unprotectedoy sex with her boy end from.ho look at the piercings.i

i still think she had the encounter with bieber because she wouldn't go this far if something didn't happen.y he >> she is mentally ill. matt, you have strong feelings.'t shouldn't her lawyer go to jail for suits like these?he sd >> the lawyer should be charged in some manner becauseob obviously she is clearly lying. the big loser is the guy theythl call john, the real father.. how much of a scum intag this hm guy that she won't bring him fng out. you nothinged up a girl in -- ar you knocked up a girl at a trailer park and she won'tt yore admit you are the father jie. this is a touching story to me and i am relieved to know that b justin bieber is not thefath father.t but what about the baby? the baby will be raised byd b this person. should the baby be raised by this mother?y ill >> i think she is mentally ill f because she put herself in the front line of all of this abuse.u hav lauren, you did this several times. who did you falsely accuse? e there was emilio es staw --

estevez. >> she just found a baby.ea >> and the professor, russelld t johnson, who actually you hadso convinced was your wife for about three years. >> where am i? >> mainstream tv. >> no one believes this. ?o way -- no way] bleep [.. >> no one can believe thiss because? >> no one can believe this. >> why?the is no >> there is no way that --- everything i want to say isnt t more disgusting. >> on that note, i think there should be consequences foror people who do this. and i am not even a bieber fan. but that person should go to shg jail and they should have the child taken away and lauren should be spanked. do you have a comment on the show? why do i do things you like? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. to leave a voicemail on myoi direct line 212-462-5050.21

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welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. g >> welcome back. >> glad to be back, andy. >> glad you are glad to be back fnlt. >> somehow i don't know ifw i that was sincere.. >> it was sincere.cere. i am glad you are glad to bed back.ie occupy ryan gosling. am i right? >> yes. >> bilgol, have i never seen you se emotional as i did at that rally. eti >> i finally feel like i have rl done something with my life. >> like i knew i was here andi w put on this world to do to something. and that something was tosen support any and all gosl ny g causes. >> lauren, i have never seen you as emotional as you were during this segment. >> i too am one of gosling's geese.ge i follow his flock wherever. >> one of ryan's gosling's.

>> thank you for correcting my grammar.m >> i am team cooper. just throwing it out there.e 't >> you can't spell bradley>> t without rad. >> that's true. >> occupy wall street, matt, not surprisingly you have no sympathy for the occupy yes, sirs. i think it is important for all of us to remember, that none of the disgusting things being done by members of the occupy movement would beent wo possible if it weren't foribt people like matt mccall whot drove people to protest in theov first place. so congratulations, matt, you have basically yelled aton schoolkids and deaf pho school indicated on cop cars and allkip of that is basically you. >> that was basically before. >> they are my goslings.wi >> you think it is unfair.embe

i am fairly certain you had nota such qualms about the tea parties. >> they were all drugs. >> you don't have to pick and d. choose. >> it is not at all you areei being hipocritical. >> not at all. >> name me one arrest. >> it is a civil disobedience. >> every civil libertiesry civ person in the world has beenpe f arrested. if you haven't been arrested, you are nobody. >> but i prefer -- i also don't rape. i also don't od on drugs.n >> that's all they do. wt >> 270 arrests.th >> and they are all rapists.e. >> allen, the point is not -- obviously they are not allnol rapists, but it is a large largg enough sample that you have to start wondering about what isnga going on there. it is obviously not the wholeot move -- movement.

it is not even part of the movement. it is the easy way out to say they are not part of theay movement. you are the 99%.. they are part of the [bleep] t movement. >> whoa.p] >> you can't keep saying you are the 99% and then excluding people. it doesn't make sense.- and >> we already found out they are not infiltrated. >> you may as well just voteus for ron paul.it what is this some kind of a cia thing? >> i believe there may be people wanting this movement tole look bad on purpose. >> my god. wow. >> i might be among them right e here.re >> that is awesome. lauren? gr i would have to agree with allen. i think -- i have beenovin covering the occupy movement in l.a. for a few weeks now. wew it has turned into a homeless

encampment, and there are a lot of people that haveple t nothing to do with thatothing movement causing a lot of problems. they are the ones getting arrested. arres they are the onetes jumping in t front of the cameras and thethme media and making the group look bad. >> that's a bad argument in and of itself. there are plenty of people whof. are part of the 99% that hatet the occupy yes, sirs. they are still there mathematically, but that's notb their scene, man to use the vernacular.nacur. >> we should be fair though. fai s,e guy occupier in san diego that wanted the moment of silence? did you notice the woman standing next to him when he called for the moment of sil silence they were like, what? lauren, you said the protests js are starting to get good.fw by doing what they are doing they are getting noticed. but doesn't that fly in the face of the poll that showstha f that public support for occupy c yes, sirs is slipping?lippg. >> they #r* pissing people off now.g that's what they are doing.

>> like bill said, they want to get to work.o w they don't want to see peopleeoe sitting in the street and seet n preventing that.dpr when you are making it a big d pain in the butt to use greg's term.hey they are not going to support yu your cause, especially when es they are not sure of yourev sur cause. they support occupy wall street's goals. i don't understand the question. >> you are part of the 99%. >> i got to point out something andy said earlier from dale the dale she show" where they showed even among occupy wall street they are splitting into classes. there is the upper class and the lower class. >> just like true communism. >> if you are going to have a movement you have to be clear on what it is, have a simple goal and accomplish it.

>>- q. i we need a chant. what were they chapting? >> everybody knows what i was for and it was not that crap guy from the a-team. >> are you wearing that tonight? >> i am indeed. so long virginity. >> you said the reason the polls show more republicans want newt's finger on the budget, i feel they would turn it. >> ron paul is not going to -- he is above it. >> you referred to jack black's dad. please stop spreading false rumors. this is not los angeles. this is fall, baby. i forgot i am not in los angeles. >> we just have to think ratings on the east coast. paul newt was on the ballot. he was fourth out of eight on the most likable question and here is the thing. it could be that voters don't

care about like ability. i think voters are saying maybe it is not what we are looking for now. it is more of a factor than the new thing. >> i probably have to go. i just want to say one last thing on the sasha gray thing. i am guessing the best part is the schoolkids dads who really had no idea who she was. outraged moms saying honey, can you believe they had this sasha gray, who, what? that is horrible. >> google her. >> yes, i will be upstairs googling. >> i am done. >> you are indeed. >> rob lowe is dead -- tired of being miss taken for his

brother. >> first, has bill found a way to sir come -- sir come navigate the shows. they don't know what it means

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and happy great american smokeout day, everybody. >> thanks, greg, i'm here, flavor country, otherwise known as the lower eastside. let's go inside and get our smoke on. >> any advice to our viewers who don't smoke, but thinking of trying? >> no. don't smoke. it is a terrible habit. i am having a hard time quitting myself. i i wouldn't recommend anybody to smoke. >> we will need a different answer on that one. five, four, three, two, one. so any advice for people who don't smoke but want to do it for the first time? >> i don't know how to take instructions, i am not doing scenes, per shea. -- per say. >> i am a first time customer and i am a nick fitting. tell me how do i begin this process. >> what do you smoke?

>> talking about tobacco? >> marl burrow red. that's 2010 if i am not mistaken. i am short. what about this one? >> this is menthol. >> let me try this bad boy right here. that is definitely menthol. i'm in a pine forest. possible -- possibly sleding. i am out of breath. >> i want you to try this, and keep in mind as you are smoking this, you are not getting the 599 addictive chemicals of and a patch is roughly $13. examine a war is $1,000 200. it is very expensive. they are pretty much illegal. let me make some of my hundreds of smoke easy will be doing today.

>> i'm out of paper. >> you say the [bleep] away from me, sidekick. >> right now i am making a pact. i used to live in east harlem or spanish harlem, and you can buy one cigarette there and they call it a lucy or lucille as they said in their vernacular for five cents. what if i want to come in and make one smoke? >> no. >> i have a 13-year-old daughter and i can get them tomorrow. gio -- >> i don't see her that much. she is a chimney. as she walks by in her stroller -- she want walk yet. >> if you don't like it, cross the street. that's what you have to tell people when you are outside. she is chain smoking her virginia slims. if i wanted to make a virginia

slim-type order, when i was little i looked at the dresses. i enjoy hanging out in my boss. all right my tobacco tempt truss, howf will this set me back? >> 5 $.49 -- 549 plus tax. next time it is $399 plus text. >> got my cigarettes, and now all i need to do is go home and enjoy them. >> where did you go? >> that was my home. that place was right above me the whole time and i never know. >> how is he doing business wise. they started in staten eye lant. -- island. they are doing game busters. >> this is what happens in a

liberal, social woarlds. people are forced to roll their own cigarettes. >> you had a great time. >> well, first of all i am terrible at rolling them. but the machines do it for you, but it still takes time. >> this is socialism. i am not getting that. >> because regulation has made it harder to force cigarettes, so the people who can't afford cigarettes. >> somebody had a good idea. $15 for a pack of smokes. can i do this? that's an trough trough inure ship. >> that's a response to a socialism in taxes. >> that means i win. >> and that is until bloomy cracks in here. he has issued a cease and assist. and he says there are manufacturing cigarettes.

as you saw they are giving you the tobacco and i manufacture the cigarette. he will probably shut them down. how was your long island mother feel about this. >> smoking is disgusting. your mail smells ba had and your note -- shows smels bad. which is why i smoke. i'm to take a break. stay there. we are coming right back. ( phone ringing ) okay... uhh. the bad news, it's probably totaled. the good news is, you don't have to pay your deducble. with vanishing deductible from nationwide insurance, you got $100 off for every year of safe driving, so now your deductible is zero. the other good news ? i held on to your coffee. wow. ♪ nationwide is on your side ( laughing ) it's actually a pretty good day whenou consider. that's great.

it is time once again to play guess the story. write your answer in salsa on your tv screen so i can see it. make sure it is mild salsa. we don't want the accident like last time. here we go. >> what do you think happened?

>> it looked similar to -- i went to get a massage and the lady was busy. she said lay in this bed and play with this kitty head and touch the things. and they will take care of it for you. similar to that. i think it is a new technology in massage. >> any idea -- >> she should be arrested. >> i wish we had that expression. >> matt was getting a massage and the rest of us were budge jeting for gas and food. that looks like something that -- >> it was moving slow and then he ran out of quarters. i'm guessing that had something to do with needing quarters every 20 or 30 30 seconds. >> bill, that was the post coitalceo of mitsubishi at a convention. >> you snow what the answer is, a yap niece invention that prevents you from snoring.

the robotic bear billow allows you to not saw logs. it is just in time for christmas. >> lauren has a look of disgust on her face. >> what single guy is going to come home and see that thing? >> why a single man? >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. go to fox news .com/red eye. p@ó

time to go back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> lauren, how is l.a. treating you?

>> have i -- i haven't been in l.a. too long. >> she likes the wineries. >> it happens to all of us, lauren. i was there for 10 years. within about six months of leaving it all comes back. >> thank god it is reversible. >> you will be fine. matt, did you just get back from a trip? >> i did. estonia. it is known for its women and strip joints, but i didn't do any of that stuff. it is actually the strongest country in the eu. >> did you run out of women in new york who know other women? >> i actually did, yes. >> allen, having fun watch watching the gop race? >> it is like cleaning an onion. you get to mitt romney and get to the end of it. >> and then get president romney. >> i wouldn't go that far. >> and you have a lot of onion slices.