trouble and going to her trial for shoplifting. >> andrea: we have all been there. >> bob: i understand that. three-quarters of the audience. >> dana: great party, thank the producers and all of i'm greg gutfeld, the newly elected leader of the elf union. i plan to fight for less toys and more elf-friendly your nationals. and remember people, elf meat does not taste like chicken. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story tonight, hbo releases a shocking trailer for game change. it is a movie about the 2008 presidential campaign. i would say -- did i say shock ?g i meant utterly unpredictable. and will koo ky e and racist letters doom ron paul's presidential campaign? some say yes, but others say shut up you israel loving

faciass. and we will explain why you should pretend to care. that's coming up. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy solstice to you. >> how heliosentric of you. >> he is doing good. >> how is he? >> doing good. he is back for a couple weeks. >> for treatment? >> it is a long process. >> if you want to do it right and convince relative u.s. can't. >> you know who. >> i don't call him repulsive for kicks. >> no. >> u.s. have a great half time. >> thank you, sir. >> take care. >> you to. >> she is so hot she can cure a ham by staring at it. i am here with lori on her fourth hour of television. good for you. he knows bonds and stocks like bill knows powdery rocks. it is matt mccall. founder and president, don't know what it means, but it is impressive. and this christmas he will

hang a stocking on his steam grate. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and he is a prince with a pen and a super hero in sin daw location. he has eight fingers and he is fox news contributor and sin tau dated columnist, cal thomas. and he is suffering hyper tension over janet robinson's pension. >> according to the local times report, quote, the biggest rival may be old newt. i empathize with the big butser ball. truly pinch's biggest liability is old pinch. old pinch used to assign op-eds. regularly smoked jazz cigarettes and never hired the blacks. but the roaring twenties sure did roar. greg? >> those were good times? >> great times if you were white. the other half of me didn't have such a great time. >> well, there you go. >> there i do go. >> congratulationses on it is pension. >> thank you very much. you might say we put the pen

in pension. >> all right. >> right all. >> okay. >> kay-o. >> all right. is the thrilla from wasilla worth than godzilla? it is the trailer for hbo's upcoming adeptation of "game change" about the 1928 election. the film will look back at the year of barak, but the teaser seems to focus on a certain someone else. >> obama just changed the entire dynamic. >> we need to create a dynamic moment in this campaign or we're dead. >> senator mccain today reshuffling his most senior campaign staff. >> we desperately need a game changing pick. none of these middle aged white guys are game changers. >> so find me a woman.

>> i will be honored to accept your nomination for vice president of the united states. >> i don't remember any of that happening. i guess hbo stands for hail barack obama. and speaking of game changers -- why bother reproducing when you can have that much fun on your own? welcome to the program. i know is your first time here because you looked at pinch and said what the hell is that? this is going to be a huge republican love fest, right? they will make the republicans look great. >> i am glad hbo is doing this. they have a show called "hung" and this will be a show called" hanged." they like to go after

republicans and especially conservative republican women. you have meryl streep starting out with margaret thatcher in her forgetting things. they can't let go of sarah palin. she is not running for president. they hate her that she has a nice contract on fox. they hate that she has a nice family. they can't let go of her. >> it is a strange obsession. it is like the hollywood dog toy that they need to chew on and chew on, and maybe that's not a good metaphor. she is a nice person. i can't call her a dog toy. i apologize for that. why is she such an obvious villain? >> i know the book obviously didn't paint her in the best light, but do we know that it is really going to -- the movie is really going to pick on her? >> absolutely not. we know nothing of the sort. but that's not going to stop us from saying it. >> it is going to be interesting, and i think this is what is really fascinating about palin. she is charizmatic and people love to listen to her. she is magnetic, and it is

this whole process of choosing these candidates, and for the republicans and john mccain, he needed somebody who is going to get that kind of attention and be able to draw those kind of campaign dollars. >> good point. >> it is a behind the scenes look at that. >> if i was extremely level headed and open minded, greg, can we take it from the top? >> i was just going to edit that whole thing out. i will replace it with something else. matt, even if they make palin look bad, you have to admit that it is awesome that somebody plays you in a movie. that's never going to happen with you unless you kill four or five people in a mad killing spree. >> many nights i sit back and think who will play me after i kill those four or five people. i watch the trailer four or five times and couldn't get it and finally grasp it. i hung out with woody harrelson and then he says, find me a woman. did he take that from the bar scene? who is he playing here? i look at this movie and the

timing to me is important because as we get closer to the election, this movie is now coming out, and they will bash sarah palin and bash the gop and try to be a political -- they will try to take politics in their own hand and time warner owns hbo and push their agenda. that bothers me more than anything. >> i am waiting for the musical and madeline all bright. >> fantastic. >> i don't know what they will call that. >> i can say you can rip this all you want, but julie anna moore shaving her head to play that guy is pretty impressive. that was incredible. lori, i'm joking. bill, what do you make of david shaw whimer in the role of john mccain? that is an amazing transz formation. >> he was very whining. and here he comes and collects. >> no, greg, that the guy that

played senator john glenn. >> it is like playing the same person. >> that's why he and the dude that was in "the fugitive." >> tommy lee jones. >> yes. they won't be in the same movie because they are too by the book. >> no boring white men. >> that doesn't sell anymore. >> i feel bad. i don't really feel bad for julie anna moore, but you can't do sarah palin after tina facial. you you can't follow -- tina fey did it. >> why didn't she do it? oh she is knocked up right now maybe that's why. >> that is a nice way of put tsmght -- ever putting it. >> how 3w* ugly democrat women? they only make them of good looking conservative republican women. >> maybe it should be a complement. but then again, there has never been a movie about liberals. but what do you expect?

>> primary colors. >> i never saw primary colors. >> it was briskly this is pretend clinton. but travolta did a great job, but the movie overall not a tour de force. >> if we ever make a movie about "red eye" i i want kevin sorbow to play me and when matt mccall does kill four or five people, i think david spade right there my friend. >> i would like to be one of your victims. >> oh you will be, trust me. >> i am looking at you, cal. >> i was thinking more of tom hanks for you, but he a little tall. >> but i'm tall in spirit. >> you are. >> why does it always have to be about height. just because he is sitting and still taller than me, it doesn't make him a better person. little people, write to me. we will start something. from changing the game to crap under your name, i speak of ron paul who talks about tough questions in newsletters published in the 1980sand 1990s, two decades. some contains language that goes from the kookie.

they are discussing the theory that aids was created in a government lab and we know bill schulz started it. and suggesting the 1993 bombing of the world trade center might have been carried out by the massad. as paul as risen in the polls, they have come under renewed scrutiny and somebody doesn't like that. gloria borger discovered on wednesday -- >> i didn't rewrite them. i didn't read them at the time. and i disuh -- disavowed them. >> it is legitimate. it is legitimate. these things are pretty incendiary. >> probably from people like you. >> no, no, no, come on. some of it is very incendiary. saying in 1993 the israelis were responsible for the bombing of the world trade center and that kind of thing. all right, all right, thank you, congressman.

>> i do that when somebody is trying to sell me something. paul has a different story from the past. he stood by some of what is in the newsletter and wrote things like, quote, at least we can say that 95% of the black males in washington, d.c. are semicriminal or entirely criminal. if only ron paul could do this with his past. >> i am not sure what we saw there. whatever it was, i disavow it. lori, i read a lot of your newsletters, and they are disgusting. >> thank you. >> i aim to disgust. >> i am amazed you haven't disavowed them. you proclaim them. does it matter -- this is awful stuff written two years ago. other people wrote it. he claims that he takes some responsibility. does that matter? should this count some -- count?

>> not at this point. it is about finding the bad stuff. and she is a notoriously -- i sometimes think if she asked about his eyebrows and if they are fake. the thing with ron paul, he is not electable, but he is so far, far right wing, so far beyond even these tea parties, people that perhaps he makes boehner look democratic. and people know that. and he is very fascinating to me. >> i disagree with two things you have said so far, and i want to let you talk. i might find the third thing. >> or more. he is intsing to me. he makes you think about the whole idea of getting rid of the federal reserve. my idea is covering the federal reserve in the interest market. what would happen if we didn't have body manipulating interest rates. it is something to thing about. the other stuff with the foreign aide, it is more current.

>> i continue say he is more right wing. he is a libertarian. half of his ideas are interesting and the other half are damaging. i do think it is relevant. don't you? >> it is, but i'm more concerned with him saying let iran have the become. -- have the bomb. all of this other stuff is disgusting. that doesn't have the same impact as letting iran have the bomb. i covered the first campaign as a report neither houston in the mid1970s. he had a great slogan. put big government on a diet. he had a press nent looking uncle sam. he was a main street doctor, and i don't know where he accumulated the nuty ideas. >> matt, i don't know because you are in business and you claim to be in business. really, i don't know what you do. newsletters, people have these newsletters, and i never purchased a newsletter in my life. don't try to checkup on that.

i'm pretty sure i didn't. they make lots of money these things. don't you think he just hired somebody to do it sf he didn't really pay attention? >> what is your newsletter? >> the newsletter is an investor newsletter. >> you said that and a lot of times -- >> people write those things, but have i to read it before it goes out. the fact that the reports are he made about a million dollars putting his name on it and every letter had the name ron paul in it. it wasn't just the political newsletter. he got paid $1 million for it. he may not be at fault and he may not have written that, but his fault was not reading through that. he admitted to it, so to me it is extremely relevant. he comes off as an anti-politician, right 1234* how he is an anti-politician if he is making money. >> they find everything bad with everyone.

>> if it is bad, it is bad. >> hating is bad. >> i didn't realize you were so forgiving about this type of thing. i agree with you. as somebody who sold mary kay cosmetics, ias an avon lady, and that didn't work out. i i didn't know it was in there. i took responsibility every time there was a mary kay cosmetic mishap. >> i would be more concerned if it happened six months ago. >> has he renounced them. he has taken more of a responsibility. >> i'm like, shut up. enough with the 9/11crap. >> i get your point -- your point is present day stuff, the 9/11 stuff bother me. to me it is more than this other nuty stuff. bill? >> i have a question and i can't remember what it was. >> how about the anti-sametic stuff?

this is racism. it is very deep-seated and emotional and intellectual feelings. if you have some kind of conversion experience, okay, people are willing to be forgiving. they have done that with a lot of democrats. everybody said okay. that's fine. but to try to fudge it, that's anti-semitism. >> he needs to answer it more comprehensively than he has. >> has he ever given a comprehensive answer? >> i have to take issue with something you said earlier. pregnant looking uncle sam was not a poster but a picture of my mom. she worked there early on. we are still not sure who my father s.-- is. >> he was probably a cross dresser and they couldn't come out. >> she made me. >> i am going to start a whole

news let other race. and it will be about my times on the 5k. terrible, stupid joke, by the way. but i needed to burn 15 seconds on that joke. i regret it now. i would like to issue an uh poll scbree and clarify that joke wasn't good. >> that's 20 seconds. >> i can keep doing this. >> lori, are you a sick, angry woman. >> president obama on thursday continued his campaign on behalf of a short-term extension. blasting the house republicans for holding the bill. that's just one story we are not doing. instead, can you finally rest in peace with pekingese?hefts sr yes, it is the pet story have you been waiting for all year.

it is a one-on-one debate

before the january third caucuses. i will not narrow this down to a two-person race while there is another person that is viable, i want to show respect to them. it is showing respect for the people he is trying to destroy. the mormon continues to work the battle cry with the masses. >> since romney woabts -- won't debate newt let's watch this standoff.

>> that's the story of my life. i had a giant dog and a little kitten. >> kyle, are you an old hand. no offense. you are in your late 40s. is mitt playing it safe or being smart or both as in safe smart? >> yes, safe smart. i think so. first of all, he doesn't want to debate at this point. but i think he could do well and to be throwing so many ideas on the table, he just want be able to keep up. >> it is like the discount table at a pharmacy. that is newt's brain. >> or the dollar book table for those of us who are writers. you don't want to see them there. >> you can buy my first book for a penny on ebay. >> too rich for me. >> lori, i am assuming in your past you were a cheerleader.

>> i was not. i played the symbols. -- c wr mbles. >> i don't know what i will do with that. you should have said yes. what do you make of a candidate who makes his own cheersis it cringe worthy? >> cringe worthy, but he shouldn't back down. i think he has what it takes to take him on. he needs to do his homework. and he has come down in the polls in recent weeks. this is the time to pounce. >> why is he coming down in the polls, matt? what did they do to him? i'm sorry. do you think he should debate him? >> absolutely. it is a two-man race. let's talk. it is a two-man race. you are the kind of girl that likes the cute guy. you like the nice hair. >> you played the cymbles goes for the cute guy. >> it is like a jet turned on. >> he is almost like a ken

doll. he walks the walk and talks the talk. >> his wife says he likes the caffeine free diet coke. >> the reason that i don't think he wants to have it, you don't want to fight the bully in the playground. you would rather have the rumble where the guys fight him and you can get a couple of punches in. if it is a two-person race, you really have to get down to it. and as voters we need to see the two go at it. >> if mitt wants to avoid newt, what is he going to do with o? like if you can't handle newt gingrich how are you going to handle obama? obama and newt are very similar. newt is our only academic. really when you think about it. if you can't handle newt, are you not going to be handle --

>> romney is not putting his money where his mouth, and he has a lot of money and a lot of mouth. >> what does that mean? >> i don't even know. >> i say things to add to the time, greg. >> but you said pretty much that a week ago. >> he was like, look, remember that thing that was forced to him. you can't get in the kitchen now it is hell's kitchen. >> and the problem with mitt is -- and the problem with a lot of politicians is it is the rep petition of the things that they say. you know, it is over and over again like i just said. but like that, but i think it is good -- he should debate newt because it will help prepare him for o. >> and has he been to hell's kitchen lately? it is lovely. the real estate is up, it is fantastic. >> it is not called hell's kitchen anymore. ask for the neighborhood of clinton. why would i make that up,

lori? >> because are you so full of you know what half the time. >> i'm full of love, that's right. i thought we were getting along so well. >> we are not besties anymore. >> no, it is over between us. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. or leave a voicemail, 212-462-5050. say something mean about lori. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. i can't stand him. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bridges, the structuring carrying pets or roadways over a depression, obstacle or body of water. thanks, bridges.

let's go to tv's andy levy. andy? >> greg. >> it is a sensitive show for you tonight i'm sure. >> is that right? >> first thing's first. you know cal was a first time guest and asked what the hell is that? >> yes. >> we do that every night. >> game change. you shouldn't have used the metaphor where you called palin a dog toy. >> she is not literally a dog toy.

my apology was a metaphor. it was for the injustice all-around the world. i'm sorry for that. >> as well you should be. >> i should. >> matt, it took you five times to understand what was going on in the trailer? >> it did. i kept thinking about julianne moore being full frontal naked in that one movie, and i didn't know who she was. >> shortcut jie. it wasn't that shortcut. >> unnecessary, but accurate. >> also a quick thing, matt, you said the movie is now coming out, but not until march, but it is all right. >> time flies when you're having fun. >> i wouldn't know. lori, you said we don't know that the movie is going to be anti-gop. well, the adeptation of the book of "game change" was written by danny strong and he wrote" recount" which is the hbo movie about the 2000 election. if you saw that, you know you saw republicans out maneuvering well-meaning democrats who refused to play as dirty as their evil foes. i don't think it will be a love letter to the gop. >> i admit full disclosure i

didn't see that movie or read the book either. isn't it more of a statement on our political system with maybe a lean toward picking on the gop? >> i would guess no. i don't know. it is not out yet. >> you saw the film and read the book. >> game change. >> i haven't seen game change. it is not out yet. >> wasn't it based on a book? >> yes, a book i had bought and did not read. >> none of us have read the book. i think it will be an interesting statement on the way politics are managed and produced. i think a lot of these candidates are really just the product of how much money they can raise. >> but interestingly, i think the majority of the book or well over half of it was about the obama campaign and the clinton campaign. and yet the movie is -- >> they are just pulling out the palin sub plot? >> yes. >> can't wait to see it. >> you can talk about this more.

>> lori, maybe after the show we get some dinner. >> actually you stood me up the other night. >> is that right? >> you stood me up on willis the other night. you were supposed to come on and you were too busy. you heard there was a guest host. i am not over that. you do owe me. >> he was busy not reading game changer. >> you said ed harris played senator john glenn in the right stuff. actually he played the astronaut. >> he ended up becoming a senator and i should have said spoiler alert. >> ron paul's newsletters. when ron paul said that the newsletters are incendiary because of people like you, did he mean jews? did i make that the wrong way? >> i don't know. you have been taking it the wrong way lately a lot. that's what you people do. >> it is, isn't it some. cal, you said you didn't know where he got all of the ideas. it could be because he

surrounds himself with people who think the israelis bombed the world trade center and other nut jobs. >> good point. >> lori -- >> andy? >> yes, sir. >> does he surround himself with these people, or do they surround him? >> they surround him. >> and he just kind of -- he does president care. in fact, when he didn't talk to the little kid yesterday, it is like he doesn't care because the little kid goes, who is your favorite super hero? he goes, get out of here. >> remember back in 2008, greg, when i went to the ron paul, the shadow convention that was going at the same time as the gop convention, there were people there. the booths there that were set up by people, the john birch society were the most moderate people that had a booth there. >> did you go to the kissing booth? >> they didn't have a kissing booth. that's how you spread aids apparently.

>> i got tricked. >> the thing is i said this to people. they were total whack jobs talking about armageddon. which is not the movie, which would have been awesome though. all you get from them is, well, you know, we have an open forum for people. we don't agree with anything they are saying. you have to draw the line somewhere. >> there is a double standard. during the times of stalin, there were people writing things like stalin's labor camps are so good that people are lined up to check into them. but the left doesn't get the same critique the right gets. so we need to put them all in the same place and put it on pay per view, and we can solve the budget problem. >> on the left you get a pulitzer prize. >> that too. >> a guy named andrew

kaczynski dug up a video where he was promoting the newsletters. in 1996 he told a different story he related and in 2001 he told texas monthly, quote, i could never say this in the campaign, but those words weren't really written by me. it was not my lange language. other people helped me with my newsletter as i traveled around. his story has changed two or three times. i think that's part of the problem here. >> i think that's part of the problem, andy. inconsistent answers. >> i believe he probably didn't write any of that stuff, but i think he is flat out lying when he says he doesn't know who wrote them. it is a fairly open secret that his buddy lou rock wrote them. if you are publishing a newspaper and things are in it often in it is first person you should know what was in them. >> lou rockwell is a terrific actor jie. he is, actually. you may remember a couple years ago i did a series of pamphlets. it was how the jews use technology to control your thoughts. >> yes. >> the secret meaning behind jew names.

>> right. >> why the jews won't pay you. >> yes. >> and twitter, are there jews following you? i stand by those, greg. >> you do. >> i don't pretend i didn't write them orie nouns them and -- or renounce them and say somebody else did them. the strangest thing is unlike most jews you have not been able to make any money off them. they are just sitting in your drawer. >> that's not true. they are hard to find. if you go on ebay i believe the bidding has cleared $20,000. >> really 1234*. >> yes. >> i always enjoyed the word jumbles. >> that was not a word jumble. they were actual words and you have a real problem. >> those were german words. >> buidlersburg is a real word. you said romney does not want to debate night. -- debate newt. romney says it is not fair to the other candidates and it

may be an excuse, but i agree. it doesn't seem fair to me. >> gingrich debated herman cain and didn't he have a session with jon huntsman? why should the media set the parameters for these debates? they all look like they are candidates on jeopardy. it is a quiz show of some kind. let's have one on one and let michele bachmann get in with somebody else. let them set their own standards instead of these media types. >> you changed my mind. >> thank you. >> matt, you say it is a two-man race, but a couple of poll shows ron paul leading in iowa and getting as far down as third or fourth. you are probably right in the long-term. >> she not electable. >> he is so sexist. >> i have a better chance than michele bachmann. >> really? are you running? >> it is still up for debate.

>> if you keep spreading lies like the fact you say caffeine free diet coke is not available anymore, your campaign is dead. >> i am done. >> thank you, andy. see you in the back end, if you know what i mean. coming up, -- > wow. >> the back end of the show. you have a filthy, filthy mind. >> you are the last person to realize that. >> i know. >> you are a filth merchants. >> you traffic in filth. nick lachey is dead -- tired of asking him about jessica simpson. he has moved on. he has a new wife and a promising career in television as host of "the singoff." first, is this the worst show in the history of tv? well, probably say it is without ever seeing an episode. that's the "red eye" way, trademark.

when you reach the end should you join your friend? new yorkers can rest in peace after they ruled that owners can have their own ass buried in pet cemeteries. k ny ky. said one who plans to sleepy ter nationally along her dog and four cats, obviously normal. quote, my wish has been granted and i can be with my furry family forever. this was one of the best moments of my life. creepy. i mean, how sweet. anyway, let's discuss this in the -- >> lightning roooooouuuuunnnnnd. lightning round. >> matt, you told me that you also want to be buried with your pets, but while you are still alive. >> i know, i know, it is kind of weird. >> you are disgusting. >> little puffy. are you kidding me? you know i am the one man who hates animals. i hate pets. >> you do?

>> why would i want to buy something -- >> you don't even want to walk around and be a chick magnet? >> he doesn't need a dog. >> he came here with a dog collar on. >> point made. strike that. >> these pet cemeteries, these are interesting. they can't charge a fee for taking human remains, so will everyone do this because of the economic -- the tough economy? >> my cat just died of 21 years. i had her cremated and put on the man tell piece. we have a little shrine and thing for coins to be dropped in. remember the movie "the loved one" something to offend everybody, and they come in and launch the pets into orbit and makes a lot of money, that's my thing. that woman who wants to be buried with her cats, she must have thought her husband was a dog, but i want to tell you, hey! i couldn't resist that. >> ladies and gentlemen, the comic stylings dash. >> he is so cute. >> do you think they will

catch on around the company -- country. >> yeah, why not? people love their pets in some cases more than their children. can i share a quick story? when i was working in juneau, alaska everybody had a tax uh der me rom like a trophy room. they would taxadermy their pets. everybody. >> i am not even going to -- bill? >> bill, you sleep in a pet cemetery. is it as scary as the movies say? >> it is. but if there is a rule against this, greg, it is going to have to be a thorough autopsy for them to separate me from my hamster. >> that is true. >> if you die -- here is the thing. if you die first -- i know what he just said. we will pretend it didn't happen. >> what? >> if you die first do you take your living pet with you if you have no friends? do you have your -- like if you are going to die and your pet is still alive, they are going to say i am taking it

with me? >> you can do likely yo gnaw helmsley and leave the dog or cat all of the money. all right, to the next topic. federal officials -- i so regret doing this story. federal officials have told the california man to stop donating his sperm for free. he is seen here and looking weird and says he has already fathered 14 kids and has four more on the way with women he met via his website. he is considering donating the conventional way, but president whated to meet the women while also helping those who couldn't afford to go to a sperm bank. >> so many social issues. >> the fda requires donors to get tested. but if the women are willing to take the risk, shonts he be allowed to do it? >> i supse, but he has already fathered so many children. and then you have the incest issues. you just don't know. >> in fact, especially if he stays in one place.

let's say he has 30 or 40 kids who then have kids, you are talking hundreds of off spring that are potentially related. you end up with a bill schulz. >> you should meet his parents. they are like broker and sister. not even a good joke really when you think about it. >> it is like the roosevelts. >> how is this any different than a guy who would go out and have sex with all of these people? i mean, how different is that? that's not a crime. >> you don't have to buy dinner, that's one thing. that's helpful. >> but i have a serious question. i think it will help this guy out a lot if the sperm banks figure out how to install atm's. that would simplify things. >> it would be creepy being in line though. >> it would. >> you would really want to bring a purell to punch in the code. >> you would need regulation. is this another way for you to make some money? >> i go to the sperm banks because it is free porn.

that's the only reason i go. i am on to the sperm, and i hope they find manage to get out of my body at some point. >> they won't be looking for brain cells. bill, this isn't exactly how -- this is exactly how you fathered your three kids and the fda didn't tell to you stop. >> i didn't even think the fda existed. you donated blood and that other stuff? i can't think of what is more tainted. there is no way there was not a sharp return policy on both of them. i am high and riddled with std's thinking about it. >> he is like a dope dealer in a way because he is probably not very bright. >> who is he? >> you. no, i was talking about the guy. what is wrong with me? we have to take a break. coming up, more crud.

some transgender advocates, my favorite kind are asking abc the network not to air the new sitcom, work it. but a couple of dudes who dress as women to get jobs. roll trailer, trailer rollers.

>> did he leave you for someone smaller? >> i love your scarf. >> thank you. >> your ass looks tight in those pants. >> i did get a job. >> what? >> working as a salesman and talking if my regular voice and my genitals hanging free jie. we are get something lunch, do you want to join us? >> who is that woman? >> i will be right there. >> and who is that woman? >> wow. that looks fantastic. they are saying that is offensive? that is amazing. why is that on pbs? that is -- that is a public show i would fund. >> i haven't seen anything better than "some like it hot" and that was a lot of fun. >> this is like that, but so bad. >> but they can't walk in heels. that's the first prerequisite of a cross dresser. you have to be able to walk in heels. >> we have seen your website.

>> thank you very much. you should see me in spandex. >> "boosom buddies" right? >> tom hanks. >> should they pug the plug because it is offensive -- how is it offensive? >> it is offensive to television. >> do you even know what pa television is? it is boosom buddies meets frankly abash. it will be the greatest show in history. i think you guys are -- i predict it will either go 10 or 11 seasons. >> a new national treasure. >> you are a business person. think of this as when microsoft was starting out. this is what that is, except it is on tv. >> it clearly offends you to the core jie. no, are you kid -- >> no, are you kidding me? this is the best hour of tv since "on the rocks" do you remember that? never mind.

i shouldn't be sad, but i am. >> anyway, we will close things out with a post game wrap up. he is our cross dresser. to see clips of recent shows go to fox news .com/red eye.

wear the same shirt. later today, bill schulz will be appearing on kill meed and friends at 11:35 a.m. and coming up on the next "red eye" we have larry gatlin, remi spencer, look at her, jaime weinstein and mike baker will be on. back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. hi, andy, what's going on? >> thanks, greg. cal, when can we see you on news watch? >> on saturdays at 2:30 and 11:30 eastern time, thank you, andy. >> all right. excellent. >> matt, what is go on your

website, i am the 1% .com. >> you are just bashing those tlez people out there as much as you can. i am like uncle scrooge. i bought no presents for my brothers and sisters. i am sacked out. learning how to be a rich [bleep]. >> do you want to tell people what your actual website is? >> matthew d mccal. that's my name, andy. >> we know what the d stands for. >> .com, .org, .net? >> i can afford it. i am the 1%. >> lori, it is almost time for your run. >> i am heart broken. he has taken a dream job at espn. i know he is a friend of your show. i don't know what they are going to do. >> you are a delightful person. >> we are working hard. >> we are all working hard. god bless you. >> back to you, greg. >> thank you, andy. >> a special thanks to lori, bill, matt, cal. that doe