♪ ♪ hi, hello, everyone. happy 2012. excited here. i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with bob beckel, dana perino, eric bolling, greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." we have a great show to kick off the new year for you. first, we are just one day from the iowa caucus. we have the latest poll numbers that show this race is anything but over. plus, who does charles krauthammer think will be on the republican ticket in 2012? we are going to tell you. you heard about bans on texting and driving. well, now, california wants to punish people from eating and driving. what?

we'll tell you about that and much more. you know it. "the five" starts right now. ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: our top story, the horse race in iowa. those of you who like to bet, it might be interesting. mitt romney is on top of the poll at 24%. ron paul is just two points behind in second. it's real tight. the real surprise has been rick santorum. he is in third place with 15% of the vote, three points ahead of newt gingrich. but the race is still up for grabs because 41% of those polled said they could still be persuaded to support another candidate other than their first choice. it's very exciting. a day out. everything seems to be very much in a fluid and in motion. you have surging, rick santorum. what do you make of the numbers? >> dana: in a way, it's the day we've been waiting for if you follow it closely. >> kimberly: literally. >> dana: in some ways it feels like it took a long time

to get here and other ways it's very fast. i remember 2008 -- well, 2007, the primary between senator clinton and senator obama at the time. for the democrats. it feels like that was just yesterday. here we are again. this is the cycle. santorum being at 15% is a reflection of him spending almost exclusively all of his time in iowa, visiting all the counties and a strong focus. partly because as bob, i would love for you to explain this, 41% of people said still tonight, the lines could be changed or they could make up their minds in 12 hours. >> bob: something about that. in iowa, the "des moines register" says people say i'm open minded. the key to look at in the poll is the last of the three-day average. it don't want to complicate it. but the three-day rolling

poll. rick santorum 15%. on the third day, 21%. movement, you have to look at who will go with the supporters. ron paul will be there. the other is rick santorum. i think the eval gel calls -- evangelicals collapse around each other. >> dana: what happened to newt? >> eric: the negative attack, and we talked about this. newt went to the top. we said here they come. then the negative attack ads hit. negative newt ads. he started to fall. it looks like rick santorum getting a lot. >> kimberly: been the beneficiary. what about perry? he got some of it. >> eric: right? a little bit. but today, last night or this morning rick perry said it doesn't matter. he wants to win but if he doesn't win iowa he is in it

for the long haul. going to florida. >> bob: give me a buck for every candidate that said that. but the problem is they have to face reality. >> kimberly: looking at the number and everything is fluid. but with santorum surging ahead and the trending of the three-day period, he could bump up more. some in the media is saying it's all the but over. they are calling the race. take a listen. >> still, mitt romney, the prohibitive favorite. if he pulls it out tomorrow, the nomination could lift. >> could mitt romney beat barack obama? >> i don't have any idea. we're not planning on giving him a chance. >> your father is a polite and decent man but i don't know a single impartial observer who thinks he could wind up getbe the nomination. >> what is the storyline that we will cover wednesday morning? >> who the hell is santorum? >> the conservative anti-romney vote is divided

and he is smelling victory. [ overtalk ] >> greg: it's my resolution to grow more. >> kimberly: the media saying it's over. if romney wins, it will be a run through state. >> greg: i declare the media over. truthfully, thanks to fox news and the internet, the media no longer exists. it's constantly changing. nobody listens to them anymore. i'm tired of iowa. they are the switzerland of america. make up your mind. what is with all the coffee shops? every time they go to iowa, people are in coffee shops. don't they work? >> kimberly: it's like seattle. >> eric: can i say something? why did almost every democrat you talk to says you know, huntsman really be the g.o.p. candidate. what is it about huntsman that the democrats love? >> bob: they are lying through their teeth.

the last guy they want running is huntsman because he is a moderate republican. one thing that interests me, it may well be if romney can come in first or second, the other two are ron paul and rick santorum, the two of ohm them are walking dead. they have a ton of candidates to win in iowa, but can't win in other places. new hampshire always seems to go contrary to what iowa does. if mitt romney comes out of iowa and the two still alive are those two, i hate to say this, because i think he has a clear shot at the nomination, he hasn't gotten it yet. a lot of things can happen. i'm trying to figure out the trip-up. >> eric: don't forget. romney also got governor haley in south carolina. >> bob: something you pointed out before. belittle it, but as i think about it, it will be bigger now. if he has the weaker opposition, that may be the key for them. >> kimberly: dana if romney is able to pull this off and get some last-minute momentum

and surge ahead, what will happen? we have new hampshire next and they are predicting that he will win that. he has money behind it and the other candidates may struggle because they don't have the finances to stay in it. >> dana: i saw one of the governor romney's campaign advisors, but off the record. said in an article today they feel like they are in good shape. even if they come in second. they feel like they are all right. second in iowa, but they feel good about new hampshire and south carolina. what is curious about iowa on the media point is we have had so many front runners that seem to last ten days. back in august, michele bachmann won the straw poll in iowa. that wasn't predictive of what could happen in the future. a lot of political predictions haven't born out. i'm with bob. i don't see how romney stumbles in iowa but doesn't win new hampshire and go on.

unless something big comes out. >> bob: the last person standing against romney is santorum. there is not enough time to take him apart the way they did with everybody else. bachmann -- every time someone got up front, bang. >> kimberly: if you are going to peak, you peak. >> they talk about the pork and legislation and earmark. >> bob: a friend of mine went to two churches i asked him to go to. he is not a church guy. >> dana: good friend. >> bob: both places, who did the minister want? >> eric: perry. >> kimberly: santorum. >> bob: evangelical ministers. >> kimberly: massachusetts moderate, this is interesting. newt on "special report" with bret baier. >> massachusetts moderate. registered as democrat. the most liberal guy in 1992. he called himself a moderate

running for governor in 2010. he signed the bill for tax paid abortions and planned parenthood took an official position in romne romneycare. those aren't conservative issues. >> kimberly: will that resonate? >> bob: there is not enough time to resonate. he's right but romney moved so far to the right to get into the main stream of what is the republican party. watch, if he gets it early he will move to the center fast. that will hurt him on the conservative base. turnout, turnout, turnout in close presidential elections. in a state like ohio, i go back to this, a very conservative southern ohio republicans don't like romney. they are spoonfed. if he gives them a reason not to be with him, they will go fishing. >> dana: he could do the opposite and give them a reason to be for him. he has an opportunity to do that. >> bob: but you have to have something to back it up with. >> dana: agreed. >> kimberly: listen to this. a gore apparently invented the

internet but romney is the king of youtube. >> i have been looking at video clip on youtube of president obama. then candidate obama going through iowa. making promises. i think the gap between his promises and his performance is the largest i've seen since the kardashian wedding and promise of till death do us part. >> greg: he is dead wrong. at least kardashian's wedding produced some jobs. >> kimberly: true! >> greg: i want a president clueless about pop culture and celebrity. i was watching "price is right" and snoop dogg was on, driving a car on. i don't want gin in my cereal. you are mixing two things together. i don't want my president knowing about the kardashians. >> bob: don't believe it for a second. this guy doesn't know that. probably never heard of them. >> eric: give him credit. he delivered it well. >> dana: if you are a new

consumer who occasionally goes on yahoo you couldn't help but go on kim kardashian. we talked at it for five days straight. you know he watches "the five." >> bob: romney reminds me of one of those -- >> greg: he shouldn't try to do it. >> kimberly: it seemed awkward. >> bob: you were funny in the media. you said no, he didn't surf on youtube. >> dana: i can imagine him surfing on youtube but not for this. i request imagine going on and looking at yahoo. >> eric: i can't -- >> dana: i didn't know what the kardashian did. >> greg: he can't. it those be real. >> kimberly: he can't. not the kardashian. >> dana: that is like telling someone -- >> kimberly: this is 2012 and already getting started. going back to where's the beef? we got it now. that is for sure. what role will sarah palin play in this election? we ask boll boll. charles krauthammer makes a prediction on who will ultimately be on the republican ticket. is he right? don't forget to e-mail us at malithefive@foxnews.com.

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♪ ♪ >> eric: are you done? >> no. [ laughter ] >> eric: welcome back to "the five." sorry. i didn't want to start off with that. sorry. >> bob: go ahead. please. right there. >> eric: thank you. i just interviewed sarah palin, filling in for cavuto. she had a lot to say about the presidential race, but the one thing that stuck out to me is -- bob, weigh in on this. i asked her donald trump running as third party candidate, what does it do to the race. she said go ahead, not a bad idea. >> bob: no wonder you looked excited when you came in here. best thing you could happen to democrats is have donald trump run. i don't he is going to. he would get some votes. the biggest problem, it's a big problem is ron paul. do you remember when ralph nader ran in 2000?

he took 2,000 votes in florida. that is important. ron paul could pull 200,000 -- >> greg: the it better comparison is perot and what he did with bush. >> bob: those were states that were heavily republican. if perot had not been in the race, the results would haven't been different. >> dana: paul, a lot of college students back him. they are on winter break. their chances of showing up in new hampshire is raised. >> bob: decent weather. >> eric: they may be so stoned they can't find the caucus. >> dana: my goodness. no. >> kimberly: i think palin is running around, she doesn't want to be anyone's v.p. anyone would be happy to get her endorsement. what weight it will carry to be seen. >> dana: they don't hurt you. >> greg: mine does. every time i endorse something it goes bankrupt or they just destroy. >> bob: give her this.

she probably could help in iowa. outside of that, the votes are cast. 2008 is forgotten. >> eric: do we a favor. we want to get to charles krauthammer's comment on who the good vice president nominee would be. with romney is first. cue up the ron paul ad. watch this. >> this election is about trust. one true consistency and that is ron paul. >> ron paul has been consistent since the beginning. >> he seems like an honest candidate. >> he never once voted for tax increase or unbalanced budget. >> his plan is what we need. >> eric: the strategy is what? liberal commentators -- >> greg: i thought that was an ad for the "new york times." >> eric: exactly.

>> greg: get the sunday edition. >> kimberly: with a tote bag free. >> bob: i wonder if they are identified for the audience. >> eric: jonathan alltair. bill press. bill press could be the most liberal of them. >> kimberly: why do you like the ad? >> eric: i don't like it. >> kimberly: you said you liked it. >> eric: want to talk about it on the show. >> dana: i'm glad i wasn't the only one questioning the strategy. for a political ad like that at this point in time it should be clear from the beginning. ifvy to think about it -- people would laugh about that. but ifvy to think about it, what is he doing? i don't get it. >> bob: you do think about these things a lot. most don't. the other thing there are college kids for ron paul who happen to be socially liberal. >> eric: but we are going to

iowa. we are looking at the g.o.p. nomination. he puts up the liberal commentator -- >> dana: like jehdi mind tricks. >> kimberly: he as a mix of testimonials. is it effective for conservatives? >> bob: i said those things before in pieces of a sentenc sentence. >> kimberly: do you think it works where you have a mix -- >> bob: look. >> kimberly: no? >> bob: no. >> eric: won't work for conservatives. >> bob: as good as the herman cain smoking ad. >> eric: tell us what charles krauthammer thinks o of -- >> dana: charles, he -- as you know i'm a big fan. >> bob: really? >> dana: syndicated columnist and brilliant thin thinker. he said what a lot of people thought would be logical and a winning ticket. he predicted that the

republican ticket will be romney and marco rubio, a senator from florida. senator rubio said he is not going to try to run for president. he is interested in focusing on his senate seat. he has legislation that he introduced with the democrat, and i can't the name right now. >> bob: from delaware. >> dana: focusing on jobs. so, charles krauthammer who speaks to a lot of people and people think he is super smart, he is saying romney-rubio. >> greg: i have to say there is a fiscal reason for this no one is talking about. mitt romney's initials, m.r., marco rubio, m.r. so this is a fiscal conservative move on their part to save money on monogramed towels and shirts. >> kimberly: you could use the same china and the same hand towels and same soap. >> dana: a great way to save money. >> bob: first, with all due respect to dana and charles

krauthammer is a friend of mine. brave prediction. >> kimberly: accurate one? >> bob: i spent an hour talking to marco rubio. his problem, he is cuban. cuban and mexican-american -- >> dana: he is not -- it's not unpopular because he is hispanic. >> bob: he also believes that he and romney will use him to make him conservative. >> eric: we have to go. what about chris christie? >> dana: i agree. he doing everything for him. kili would like to see chris christie or marco rubio but you know the rubio people well. he seems to be happy to be senator. >> dana: and chris christie's initials are not m.r. it's over. >> eric: directly ahead, president obama is finally finishing up, finally finishing up his vacation. he laid the clubs down and will get on air force one tonight. what does he have up the sleeve for 2012? we will tell you. ♪ ♪

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>> dana: welcome back to "the five." president obama getting ready to head home from hawaii tonight. over the weekend we got a preview of what the democratic strategy will be in the 2012 election. but, greg, you could be forgiven for having thought the story on the front page of the "new york times" talking about president obama's re-election strategy had actually run last year, because it seems to me it is the same playbook. demonize congress and say the congress is hopeless. >> greg: first, i want to address the hawaiians. don't worry, he will be back. he spends more time there than jack lord. this is about the media. obama's strategy is predictable and you know what will happen. the media strategy is damage control for obama. when obama was running for president, the media created pressure. the first black president. if you don't vote for him, you are racist. now he is the first black incumbent president. if you don't vote for the first black incumbent president, even though you

previously voted for him, you are a racist. they've already done that. they have already done that. dabs what surprises me from the communication stand point, they are constantly participating in the process story. i don't think it helps to have the play book on the front page of the "new york times," which also people scoff at and think wait, he was supposed to be a different kind of politician, and bring people together. now it's the same old, same old. he says his number one goal and only thing he thinks they can do is do something that the republicans already said they want to do, finish off the tax cut debate. >> kimberly: obama when are you going to let them know? you have to have them begging for more. he is the most photographed and how much he is on the television. he is not leaving anyone wanting for more. it's not a good strategy from communication perspective that he is on the front of the paper and constantly giving speeches about what?

save some of it. hod it back. >> greg: # in his speeches he is constantly saying how bad things are. reinforcing -- >> dana: one thing -- i want to get you in on this. the strategy is working in terms of running against congress. we have polls from the last week, december 18, that the approval rating for congress is at 11%. but once the presidential race is enjoying, whoever the republican nominee will be is not a member of congress. >> eric: you're right. >> bob: let me say a process question. the country is not paying attention to the general election race. process question is what junkies pay attention to. obama people, they poll test everything. they know that it hasn't been since they brought in republican congress in 1952 and the public rebelled against him. you don't want to hear this, but it's base on the solid

poll that so far people think the house democrats; particularly, the tea party people have stopped congress. >> dana: house republicans. but, eric, the first two years that president obama was president he didn't seem to mind congress. he liked them when he rammed the other stuff through. >> eric: this is genius. how smart is obama? i have one agenda. get the payroll tax bill. he knows it will be held up in congress so he has nothing else to do except for what? campaign. run for president. >> dana: on the same day there was a "new york times" process story about their strategy, there was one in the "washington post" about the republican strategy. one is because if he remains personally popular, use president obama words against him and let him speak for himself. take a look. >> if i don't have made changes i'll be one-term

president. >> sticking at 9.1%. >> telling people don't think they are better off. >> i don't think they are better off than they were four years ago. >> we lost our ambition and imagination. gotten soft. >> the rnc announced they have a library of everything president obama ever said. which is not hard to do now with technology. but a treasure trove of things like that. >> eric: he promised in three years, if things were not better, it would be a one-term affair. bye-bye. >> bob: there is not an incumbent president in history that didn't have his words used against him. this is the most ununique thing i've seen. i was at birthday party and you know who complain about the tea party people? republicans. >> eric: the republicans were complaining about the tea party? turn the house republican in -- >> bob: they thought the position of the poll tax was

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i'm bret baier inside the state capitol of des moines, iowa. the big story here, of course, the iowa caucus is tomorrow. this evening on "special report," we have reporters fanned out all across this state. bringing you the final full day of campaigning. carl cameron brings us up to date on what the candidates are saying as they try to wrap up more votes. almost half of the expected caucus goers are believed to still be undecided at this hour. steve brown looks at what it will take to get their suppor support. john roberts spent the day with former governor mitt romney. he talks to iowa voters about the governor's chances. i have been out and about as well in the last couple of days. i've talked to several voterrers and candidates. we hear about their chances tomorrow night. brit hume shares his thought on the caucuses as well. "special report" from des moines inside the state capital starts at 6:00.

now back to new york and "the five." ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." according to the "new york times," a paper, our inability to create resolutions created $62 billion industry made up of health club and diet industries. our lousy with l power means gyms and weight watchers will never go out of business because we are all losers at losing. where you might see failure in this, i see something uniquely human. resolutions are based on the fact that humans loathe humanity. we hate our faults so we try to slay them. why is that? we are the only animals on the planet who try to quit things. you don't see bald eagles or badgers making resolution. on january 2, you don't see the raccoon avoiding your trash can in favor of low-fat

yogurt. or birds saying i won't poop on people's heads. rats don't decide i'll be a better rat. see bill maher. if your resolutions fail, don't worry, you are human and you succeeded to do the only thing asked of you, which is to try. even better by failing you make all of us feel better about ourselves. >> kimberly: that's cute. >> greg: thank you. >> kimberly: especially the rat. precious. >> kimberly: kimberly, you don't have resolutions because you don't have problems. your resolution is to be less awesome. >> kimberly: yeah, right. >> bob: you two did the new year's eve special. you were great. >> greg: thank you. >> kimberly: thank you. thank you for watching. >> greg: we were sober. >> kimberly: yes, we were. not unusual for me but -- dims you were great. >> greg: i can't afford the be drunk. >> bob: you made megyn kelly hug you. >> greg: i was shy. >> kimberly: you ended up in a steakhouse. >> greg: this is about -- i

want to talk about the "new york times" piece. dana is the only one taking it seriously. the article is done by a woman saying everybody fails. she said last month, i took zumba classes, and all these classes. she decluttered her apartment. so why is the article based on what the writer is telling everybody what a great person she was? >> dana: maybe she resolved -- no, i think she is being self-deprecating and admitting she has things she needed to improve upon. so it's like confession she went and did all of this. i didn't take it as the research for her article. >> greg: you are blowing my whole theory to hell. i was trying to make fun of the "new york times." eric, health clubs love resolutioners because they buy the memberships and they

disappear and never use machines. >> eric: what is a lemur? >> kimberly: cute. >> dana: with a long tail. >> eric: what was the question? my resolution is to listen to more rush limbaugh and mark levin. >> greg: you're branching out. kilhe wants to be like himself. you broke yours. >> greg: any resolution involving exercise, isn't it meaningless? >> bob: it's also dangerous. god gave us only a certain number of breaths in our life. why waste them on spinning and the balls they roll around on? i go past the gym and i find it humorous. i played football as you know for a lot of years. the last exercise i did, when i walked off the football field, i said i am never ever going to run anywhere, going to lift any weights. only thing i do is swim.

and generally that's -- >> kimberly: other things. cardio. >> bob: dana gets up every day and does it. how many people are like her? >> greg: i exercise moderately. i used to be crazy when i was working in the magazine. used to do terrible things. >> bob: we write articles on how the define -- >> greg: i read that horrible trend. >> kimberly: your stomach, the picture of your abs. picture of yourself. >> greg: that was your little secret. >> eric: inside baseball of what we do in the moment when we do a call and we talk about a topic too long, greg freaks out. >> kimberly: freaks out. >> eric: all right, i got to go. i got to get to the gym. >> greg: that is true. i will get out the yoga mat. dabs are you glad when the new year resolution gym people are over their fad? too many people. >> kimberly: it's occupy the treadmill. >> greg: this is important. i want everyone to realize

when you work out for 30 minutes you are canceled by one piece of pizza. don't eat the pizza. davis what resolution did you break? >> bob: talk about that -- >> greg: go ahead. >> bob: i won't do it again. >> kimberly: you said you were -- >> bob: when you get in a car wreck in a snowy area, i'm going to live for five days. you are not. >> kimberly: that is a good point. >> dana: i'd rather die sooner if i'm stranded. >> greg: what about the skinny fit people? they would eat you? >> bob: that's right. >> kimberly: my gosh. >> greg: what about you? >> dana: from scotland i watched the show and you said to stop talking about bill maher and you brought him up in the monologue. >> greg:vy to move on. getting yelled at. coming up, what happens in california if you are caught eating and driving? i don't know. i haven't read the story yet. or i will in the break or

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> bob: don't tell me it's a new year. i'll still at the back of the show and i still don't know who did the music. california highway patrol decided that not only is it not a good idea to tweet, which is very important, to talk on the phone while you're driving, to make your hair up while you are driving, which i have seen before. to make love while you're driving, which i have always season before. >> kimberly: my gosh. >> bob: now they stop you and give you a ticket while you are eating. >> dana: what highway are you going? >> greg: he is talking about his driving. >> kimberly: highway of debauchery.

>> dana: somewhere in pasadena, one block long. >> eric: one way street. >> greg: highway to hell. i know, i bandy the word nanny state around. in this case, i'm for a little discipline. because the best thing you can do when you are driving is drive. i mean think about it. think about trying to explain driving to somebody from the 1400s. you are commanding a high-speed vehicle. that is awesome. why do anything else? when i sit in my car, that's all i think about is i can't believe i'm in control of a 3,000, 4,000 pounds. i'm an idiot. >> kimberly: okay. >> bob: we like that. it is dangerous, by the way. people put fast food on the seat. they are driving and think they know where it is. put their hands in the bag but then move away from the line of sight. the mcdonald's lobbyists. >> kimberly: i know.

burger king. >> bob: pay attention. >> it's a drive-through. >> kimberly: what about the people -- >> bob: driving through, park in the parking lot. then you make love. >> kimberly: what? >> greg: there is something awesome about a road trip and being able to sit in a long highway 5 -- >> kimberly: on a road trip with him? >> dana: maybe in california because they get so involved. maybe what they should do is have a compromise to ban only certain type of food. eating a taco while driving is probably not a good idea. something will fall out and land on you. but a burrito is in a wrap, a pocket. >> kimberly: yo kiero, taco bell. >> eric: the difference between eating something and looking at a cell phone. >> dana: it's not the eating part. it's the unwrapping. >> kimberly: you can find your mouth. >> bob: have you ever driven across nebraska? you could have an eight-course meal and not get off the road or see anybody.

nice place but it's long -- >> kimberly: they have to make medical exceptions for people hypoglycemic or blood sugar, diabetic. >> bob: one thing, eating i'm not upset about. texting, you don't want to die with your last thing on earth writing lol. they find it clenched in your hand. lol. >> bob: i am not kidding. tell me what lol stands for. >> kimberly: laugh out loud. >> eric: i can't tell you how many people driving in manhattan how many women put their makeup on with the mirrors down putting makeup on while driving. they are ugly, too. >> bob: if men weren't sexist we would haven't to do that. everything is your fault. >> bob: you have nothing to worry about. people stop at mcdonald's and driving in, trying to look good. my tease?

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♪ ♪ >> kimberly: we like it. we've got a brand new segment for you on "the five." see if you like it. it's called one more thing. basically we're all going to tell you what is on our mind. it might be a story or it could be something in the news, or something that irritates us incredibly. bob, you go first. we have want you to try to not take up all the time, even though you have a lot to say. >> bob: what a way to start it. >> kimberly: the producers wrote it. take issue with them. >> bob: make this as brief as i can make it. i went to sean hannity's surprise 50 birthday party in florida his wife put on for him. i was the only liberals there and i roasted him. i was going to get letters to comment from people who hate him, as opposed to people like him. reverend jeremiah wright, some of the funniest people in the

world but sean hannity is one of the biggest supporters of "the five" and decent human beings. >> kimberly: love him. >> bob: he was down there with some of those you like, levin. it's amazing. conservatives, liberals, let me tell you. get them agent together. they're not bad people. >> kimberly: that is sweet of you. happy birthday to sean hannity. we love him here. eric? >> eric: over the weekend, new year's eve, my son didn't have a snowboard, thought to bring in the new year on the slope. he takes a fall. we have a picture just before, the before picture, getting ready to go hit the slope in upstate new york. go to the next picture. i get a text that something is very bad. give me one more, can we give the other one first? this is where he ends up an hour-and-a-half later. that happens to be the albany medical center. pediatric intensive care unit. the last picture with the nurses and doctors. they were absolutely the greatest people on earth. there is no amount of money you can pay doctors and nurse

nurses. worth every penny. >> kimberly: thank them on facebook, too. >> eric: great people. i've been trying to call as much as i can. as far as i know he is doing great. i love you be. back in two hours. >> kimberly: everybody prayed for eric's son. >> dana: hopefully your wife isn't watching. is it my turn? >> kimberly: it is. actually, we were going to save you for last. >> dana: okay. >> greg: make sure that he gets a lot of medication. that's the important thing. >> kimberly: don't take the percocet. >> greg: during the show i read tweets and i take all the suggestions to heart. this is a perfect time to do this. i was right when i said zemba. you said i said something else. >> kimberly: i'm rarely wrong. >> greg: flat tire eddie said it's zumba. >> dana: he probably does

know more. >> kimberly: yogalattes. >> greg: buster 71 tweeted twice. first he said to fix my tie. this is a terrible tie. but he also said something i can't answer. he said either your coat is too short, or your sleeves are too long. i have been trying to figure this out. >> kimberly: i noticed that. >> greg: it's driving me crazy. i don't like this jacket. >> kimberly: wardrobe! you have to talk -- >> greg: tuck it in. >> kimberly: talk to glen in wardrobe. dana last. >> dana: i wasn't here for the new year's eve show but i appreciate the shout-out as we call it in makeup room. it was great on the way back on the flight on continental from edinburgh to new york, the flight crew and pilots were fans of "the five." they weren't just general fans. they knew specific scenes from our show. like we don't make them but they are like scenes. some of the questions i got which i loved was is bob beckel as funny in person as

he seems on the show? >> kimberly: yes. >> dana: can kimberly really walk in the shoes. >> kimberly: correct. >> dana: how does greg come up with that stuff? >> greg: i walk in her shoes. >> dana: does eric really support rick perry? yes. the last one which i love, this is for adrian, is it true that bob beckel tried to hit owner rick's wife before he knew that it was eric's wife? as a matter of fact that is true. >> kimberly: i didn't do mine. real quick. one of my new year's resolution, no proposals. i got one new year's eve. but it was legitimate one. it was sweet. here it is right here for the "a" block. we have been dating five years from chicago. he proposed to her with a real ring and everything, she said yes. i was telling her, say yes. very sweet. >> dana: that is a lot of pressure. what if she didn't want to say yes? >> bob: wait. i got t