>> wow. >> is that it? >> that's it. >> you have 10 seconds. >> no, you cut off early. welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld. we are back from our hiatus which is the men's retreat where i go to haiti every year. paco is a genius with the sunscreen and he will be missed. let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up in the pre game show? >> our top story, what should occupy wall street do with the 300 grand is has left? our allstar panel weighs in next. and will a tax from anti-capitalist republicans hurt mitt romney. wait, what? and how have jay-z and beyonce fellowed fellow parents. how some just don't get that celebrities are more pornts. >> thanks, andy. >> greg? >> yes. >> you said you -- we were

back from our hiatus, well we did shows while you were gone. >> those were shows? >> yes, we had a lot of fun. >> that's great. i'm happy for you. >> thanks. that's all. >> go away. bores the hell out of me. this whole dry as a martini stuff is wearing off. let's welcome our guests. what happens when you combine the words hugable and cuddly? you get a huddy. and he has made audiences laugh the world over, but richard pryor is dead. so here is dan coder. and -- dan soder and please refrain from feeding him scraps from under the table, bill schulz. and he is a man to be feared with a beard. he is from streetcar negligent .com. it is our "new york times" cory spawnent did. good to see you, pinch. got a problem? >> i have a bit of a head cold, and as you know i am all head.

andrew rosenthal wrote about the recent horrors of polygamy. after the failed pennsylvania senator made this comment, he put an ugly sweater vest on over the sweater vest he was already wearing. so it is to further prove that he mimz -- that he himself is not a homosexual. greg? >> no, he just wants sweater vests. >> and what is being cold if not hetero. >> occupy wall sthreet -- wall street still has cash in its bank account and some want to become investors. the group is about 300 grand left after raising 700 between october and january. and they are taking suggestions on how to spend the loot. among the you proposals, burn it all on a bonfire on wall street. split the cash among the occupy yes, sirs, set aside money to help jailed comrades, buy a house for homeless protesters or an upstate farm

to provide food, or buy a 1952 topps mickey man tell card and would have to take turns holding it. donations have dried up, but some protesters turned up in new hampshire to heckle chris chris stey. he was stumping for romney and seemed cowed. >> needing to get this done. >> really? you know, some may go down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart. >> i want him to cradle him in those big furry arms. can we see that tape again?

>> us -- just a pain of glass separates a youtube video with an absolute tragedy. that's great video. >> she has a lot of faith in glass. they offered a lot of options here burning cash. it is like what they should do. i respect them for that. what did you think about starting a farm. >> there was a lot of great ones in there. i like the farm. let's grow it upstate. i don't know how it is prepared it is like a kids' book. the country mouse makes the food for the city mouse. my favorite was to go to sea -- to egypt with the money. get raped and people don't know what the revolution is about. >> they were hoping for something better than what they were getting jie. that was clear on "60 minutes" when

they went -- oh! it is not pleasant. >> did you like the proposals. i am glad you got dressed up. you look delightful. >> it is new year's. >> in your mind it is. >> it is always new year's in my mind. listen, one of the proposals -- >> she actually walked in from a party. >> that is not true. stop the rumors immediately. >> down on 42nd street. >> one of the things they were going to do, and i think they are going to do is get the guys in jail. we were talking about my brother who is a new york president arear, and he was threatened by one of these guys. he was threatened to be stabbed, and it was an ugly situation. my brother had sympathy for these people. the thing is, the guys throwt are off their meds and homeless and don't know what is going on. they are not the original occupy people who had a point, in my opinion. >> well, that is your opinion, and i don't respect it. >> well, i don't respect you. >> how do you think they should spend their loot, dan? >> i think they should pay off

the college loans of a stand up comedian on "red eye." >> now that's a charity. >> that is actually one of the number one causes among the occupy yes, sirs -- occupiers is student loans. >> there is one guy who is not really with the cause. let's buy fur coats! everybody is like, what? >> bill, why don't they take all of the money and spend it on a cool concert ilike a lilith fair for men. >> it would be an investment in a concert that would make more money for a better charity. >> the homeless thing i don't get because given the $150,000 because the homeless people exactly what you said are the reason they started getting a bad name. you contribute 100% of the -- >> we agree on something? >> we agree that john huddy is a communist. some of the people are 100% they have the reputation for

the raping and the climbing. i don't have statistics to back that up, but i have eyes. >> they are just down on their luck. they are not bad people. >> there is a reason they call them tramps. >> it is like jour will thating. -- journaling. >> it is a more sensitive version of beating people. >> it is systematic of the system. >> also i would say the whole burning of the money thing, i feel like there are a lot of worthy charities out there with starving kids that are like, f-you. >> i like that you sensor your own finger. >> it is very 1920s. >> you are welcomed fors. you might learn something -- you are welcome editors. you might learn something from that. >> none of these ideas include any generating future income or business idea. it is all of this pie in the sky. even the student loans thing, the average student loans are like 30,000, 40,000 in debt.

you have nine guys you will help out. >> the people running the joint a anarchists. >> they are from canada. they are ad busters. i want to move on about something like you had kristi there shouting down the guys. it is a different way of doing it than romney did before. and now you have romney getting faced off with new hampshire a couple hours ago, and this is how he responded to them. >> instead of shouting why don't you say what your view is. what do you think? what is that? who is the president that is spending more money to campaign than any in the history of america? [applause] >> now, is this what ows has left which is just showing up and heckling? that's what the tea -- that's how the tea party thing

started. this is how they are ending. remember they started up at town halls and saying what is this healthcare bill? this is what they are ending up as. >> that looked like a deleted scene from "8 mile." oh, you just got snapped on. >> romney is getting fiesty. i like referring to the person as madam. >> yes, well she was the head of a brothel. >> who do you love the most? >> the finger ?ails -- the inning ifer nails were chewed. >> i like that they are getting harassed. i don't think he can handle himself if he is becoming vice president, and apparently mitt romney will have to ask -- the problem with that whole relationship with chris chris stey being vice anything, you can't have an alpha male when you are a beta male. >> imagine batman and robin's clothes, it gets to be like master blaster. ron paul is in the thing

going, chris chris stey say you no run barter town. >> he backs off and looks as kristi and everybody is like, oh, we know what is about to happen. >> have i to tell you though -- i have to tell you, here is the thing. i disagree with you. it is good to have an alpha as vp because he tells the beta what he is doing wrong. if it is a reverse -- this is a study done with airline pilots. if you don't have a pilot that has the guts to tell another pilot he is doing something wrong, you could all die. they have a pilot flying and a lesser whatever pilot -- why am i talking about this? >> an alpha male president and a beta male president and jobs are dying. maybe there is truth. >> i'm with you on that. from veer -- vermin to ventures, has it become the bane of his existence? i am the only person using that. nobody else will use that. the new hampshire primary is already underway.

the former massachusetts governor has a shrinking and commanding lead. the latest, 7 news suffolk university tracking poll shows mitt at 33% and down from last week. it is still good for a 13-point lead over ron paul and 20-point lead over hunts man and 22 point lead over gingrich. those to -- to put it in perspective, it is all a bunch of numbers. >> i like being able to fire people and provide services -- who provide services to me. if somebody doesn't give me the good service i need, i want to say that i will get somebody else to provide the service to me. >> i love that. jon huntsman doesn't like telling reporters governor romney fires people, and i enjoy creating jobs. others are attacking the record. the venture capital left people unemployed. they will walk away with millions. and newt is behind the polls, but he is not going down without a fight.

>> he needs some sensitivity training. i don't know. maybe the parents are teaching that cat something awful. isn't it weird that republican candidates are going after another republican candidate for being, like, too capitalistic? >> they are going after him because he is the guy to beat at this point. let's be honest. i think a lot of voters, i think mostly it goes in one ear and out the other. people care about jobs and they feel that romney has done a very good job and talking about the economy and how he can fix the economy. he is the guy a lot of folks are going to bring jobs. that's the feeling. >> that's a good feeling to have. you have been following

politics for 30 years. do you think this is a good strategy always attacking the front-runner? does that help obama in the long run? >> i remember when nixon was running. there was so much talk at the washington post. everybody kept coming back to me and i kept saying, i can't read. >> i can put the proper shape through this hole. >> what a triumphant story though. >> it really is who you know. >> so unbelievable. >> shouldn't romney just say this is what you do when you end uprising to the top? you have to fire people unlike obama as a community organizer, you don't have to fire anybody. in fact, you just hug them. >> it is a bad tactic to try to make him look bad for being rich.

that's what america wants right now. >> it sounds like gingrich was scraping pennies together. i don't know why he is choosing this as an angle. but americans want someone who has money. >> don't screw us over. >> ross per row could probably run and do well. is he still alive? >> yes, i think he s. he is probably watching this show right now. >> let's get him out here. >> he is probably 130. >> he was -- >> thanks very much by the way. >> somebody put that in your ear? that was todd. todd told you the fact. >> oh god, todd is here. >> bill, you and i have been fired for many jobs. for you, firing is on the horizon once again. isn't it a good thing, bill's character? >> no. you have to switch from the premium beer to colt 45. you for go hygiene because you

are too lazy to do it. this is a real issue. 77% of the businesses that bane invested it, they filed for bankruptcy. another 8% didn't make money at all. >> 22% were successful. >> not very. >> that's normal for capitalists. >> we don't know how successful they are. first he said 100,000 jobs. before that he said 10,000. independent groups said it was more like 2,000. he is probably not as great as he says he is. what he is is richard gear's character in "pretty woman." they go into a business and they destroy it, they dismantle it instead of building it up. >> you don't want to destroy it because you want to make a profit. >> you disassemble them and sell off the parts. >> bill, you are mistaking this with stealing cars. >> no, let me finish. we all know how this romney thing is going to end. he will run away with it. >> you heard it here first. >> it is going to happen. >> fingers crossed.

>> do we have time to get to the next story, mr. tele prompter? well then put it up there. thank you. what do we keep talking about politics for another 10 minutes? from politics to alcoholics. has england giving up when it comes to lifting their cup? their answer seems to be yup. they issued a report on all things liquor and the advice of their boozey citizenry, try not to get wasted every day of the week. we suggest all individuals take at least two alcohol free days a week. that's a lot. the current government focuses on maximum alcohol that can be safely drunk if people don't get that. they don't know how many units are in a glass of wine and so on. hence the suggested two-daybreak from booze. how are the brits responding to the advice? let's go live to london.

>> good so see john gibson getting around. is the uk simply saying, we give up. our country is full of drunks so drink five of seven nights, please. >> this is like the trailer park mom in real life. if you want to burn stuff, do it in the parking lot. two days should be nothing. two days should be normal. instead they are like, we are really good at drinking. >> i don't know, gavin. i look at this. you are an accomplished alcoholic. it is hard. >> that's not possible. i think we are already cutting doctors a lot of slack. we don't drink at work. well, a few drinks at lunch, but none of us are drunk now.

i think it is a lot of i'm -- immigrant doctors are coming from different countries and they go, what are you doing? i don't know how many times i tell a doctor i do a lot of drugs and alcohol and i have a fore skin. they say, what do you do with those things 1234* cut them all out. >> i agree on all of those. >> it is a different culture. >> 50 years ago -- in russia they have a pint like this of vodka at work. they say this is where are you working and this is your desk. >> look at boris yell -- yeltsin. >> he is dead. >> he is drinking in alcohol. >> julie, are you wasted right now. >> totally. >> the stench from your party dress -- bill is getting high off of it. >> how much was your weekly intake before you cut back this. >> i think you know. i think we have done that a few times. let's just say the whole having one glass a night or having a glass of beer a night because it helps you was not really my mo. i went for a little more than

that like triple or quadruple that. so i think this is a smart thing. what they are trying to do is say, look, you have to tone it down. so tone it down. just aspire to something. >> they all settle on a number right now. >> what do you think is reasonable right now? how about one at lunch -- >> i have a minute hard right now. >> sorry. >> go ahead. >> once a week. >> how about one for one night a week and wasted the rest of the week. >> it is called life, you have to get through it somehow. it is awful out there. >> okay! >> you go wednesday, thursday, friday, saturday and then sunday, monday, tuesday. coming up, why do homely people smell funny? we discuss this in "you are ugly and you stink. get away from me."

these two people, we must be doing a story about them.

do meals that are free cause obesity? a top official thinks so saying a no cause breakfast is making poor kits portly. gretchen says in lass meals in neighborhoods means more than 20% of youngsters scarf down two breakfasts. to put it in perspective, most have one breakfast, but they have two which is twice that amount. it is a 100% increase. but some of her colleagues are concerned about the study with one health official saying, quote, we would rather kids be hungry than fat. horrible. and then a group in the city says, quote, obesity is a

serious problem. but their answer is basically taking food away from children. poor children no less. what about ducks trying to take food away from puppies? >> i think that was almost an accurate summation of what the story is about, gavin. it is about feeding kids with our money who are getting fat. i mean, i don't know how many new york schools you walk by and it looks like a sally struthers adz. -- ad. they 1r* flies on their face and distended bellies. they are getting -- >> i had no idea. >> have you ever seen a skinny kid in a new york public school ever? >> no. but then again i have never seen a public school in new

york because i never leave my apartment. >> i go regularly and they are huge. it is a problem. and it is going to cost us money when these kids are fat adults. but there is nothing you can do. why does the government think you can solve this problem? bums with dreads are getting out of control. some are this thick and we need to comb them out. >> i knew you were going back to the bums dreads philosophy. >> that's his bed. what are you going to do, get in there with a brush? >> i am so backing him. >> they are fat. they eat cheetoes. >> that's my dog's name. >> it is an obese dog. dan, should we be providing free breakfasts when we know they don't need it? >> yes because we need to show the rest of the world that we have the fattest, cutest kids. sorry.

those little kids are in a panda costumes and i want to tickle them all day. our kids need to be on top. it is america. >> we have ugly kids, juliette, maybe this is how we can make them adorable. >> these are free breakfast programs for kids who can't you a ford -- they don't have the money. no, no, no. they are eating twice, but they are eating bagels and cream cheese and an apple. give them an apple. it is an egg and piece of wheat toast. it is giving them a healthy breakfast. but they eat twice and then these kids go home and don't have anything to eat. >> that's malarky. the mothers are bigger than tv's. a sandwich is 64 cents. you can't get together 64 cents? why is that my problem now? you have enough money to get the dreads with the voes --

vodka. >> this is going to be a reoccuring theme. >> you totally ran into a dredlock bum on your way over here didn't you? it is totally weighing on you. >> bill, we the taxpayers are fattening up these kids. isn't this a perfect example of entitlement culture. we are pouring something into the money that is getting larger and larger jie. we need to make cuts. >> can you support me on this one? >> i will support you like a bra. the fact of the matter is these kids need to cut down on their portions. >> i am using my statistics. > we are talking about kids. >> they are fat. and so to do this is pretty much simple math. the problem is these kids don't know how to do simple math. there in lies the rub. >> nor do a lot of their parents. they don't have the responsibility. >> they are talking about the break down of the family. i think we should spend the next 20 minutes talking about

break down of the family. >> you know we are talking about those who wear pajamas all weekend. >> you can do that? >> apparently. >> they wear their pj's to the stores. >> they wear them from friday afternoon to monday morning. let's get these people some free food. >> that's why they should stop drinking so you have the nondrinking for two days. >> we keep saying they. aren't we talking about us? >> you are the dredlocked bum. >> on that note, do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us at red eye at fox news .com. 212-462-5050. still to come,-- still to come, the half time report from andy levey. >> it is sponsored by look alike, somebody who bears a close resemblance to a celebrity, politician or royalty. thanks, look alike.

let's find out if we got anything wrong. for that we go to tv's andy levy. get on with your stupid segment instead of asking me how i am feeling. >> just being polite. >> well, it is unnecessary. >> is it? it is not.

>> it's awkward. >> how are you, greg? >> i'm great. >> good. what should occupy wall street do with the 300 grand it still has? one of your suggestions is they buy a mickey mantle rookie card. i think in a few hours that's toilet paper. >> good point. which makes it more expensive. >> absolutely. bill, you can't understand how they would buy a piece of real estate for the homeless people since they caused the problem in the first place. that's you buy a place to live. get rid of them. >> don't do it in brooklyn. do it in siberia, or at least another state. >> as long as you are not in ducati park, who cares? >> stink it up a little bit and then end up in duzati. >> you are arguing with logic, my friend. >> i am arguing with n a idiot. >> see an insult shows i won. >> really, does it? >> and the question at the end of it shows i won. >> i'm sure it makes you feel

better to say that. >> you used really, so yes. >> really, did i? really? two reallies. gavin you pointed out how pie in the sky some of these r. obviously i agree. how about the one where they split up the money among them? >> who is them? do they have a membership card? they don't get the logistics. they go, these guys keep doing the logistics stuff and they keep getting rich with all of these rules. well, you need some rules. they say let's bail our friends out of jail. which kind, ripping the death man? do you get bail for that? business is boring. it is like dungeons and dragons. there are stew i had pied -- stupid semantics. >> being an adult is hard work. >> well i like it. >> i think they should all go to coachella and stay there. >> i actually do think that is reasonable. i don't want them running a business. go on a trip. >> absolutely. >> that's what people do when they sue. they get the money and go to a

party in italy. >> absolutely. >> can we talk about chris christie? he said something may go down tonight, but it ain't going to be jobs, sweetheart. what does that mean? >> i don't know. but coming from him it sounds delightful. it is an unusual threat. >> i see a lot of weebil wobbles say that when they get arrogant and they say, we don't fall down, but you will. it is a cheap shot. >> was it really all that impressive? here is a guy that starts walking like robo godzilla and gets up to the top of the stage and makes a sex joke. >> i don't think that's what he he was doing. i don't know what he meant, but i don't think that was it. >> it didn't come off well. >> he did sound like the owner of a strip club making a threat to a new girl. >> we'll show you how we do business over here. >> he was talking as a typical

jersey guy saying, we are not going to give you any space with your little shennanigans. save your goobily glock. let me finish. >> she knows spells 1234*. >> oh shut up, lady. >> little girl. >> that's it. you are reading way too much into this, especially since she a great man. >> so i see what you are saying. >> i am not reading anything into it. i just didn't know what it meant. >> he said he was going deck her. >> that's not what he was saying. he was talking about how she was going to end up not being the victor in a heckling match. >> we are making jokes. >> we are trying to be funny here. >> i want him to come on "red eye" for god sakes. >> greg, you mentioned the idea of having an alpha male vice president and a beta president. >> yes. >> which, a, i think we had that during the bush administration. >> that's true. it was great.

>> the thing is it lets the vice president be the heavy and the president stays above the fray. i like it. >> good cop, bad cop of the. >> wow. >> new hampshire, juliette, greg asked if it was weird proving a capitalist. you said no they are going after him for being the front-runner. it is true, but they are going -- it is also true they are going after him for being a capitalist. and i think the reason they are doing it is it goes to what you said. there is a feeling among people that romney would be good on jobs. what they are doing is saying, look, he caused a lot of people to lose their jobs. >> well, you just took the words right out of my mouth. and by the way, you look so hands so many tonight. -- handsome tonight. >> that doesn't work every time. >> he totally agreed with me. he is so right. i was right. right? >> okay. >> he did agree. >> i took it. >> if you agree with me, you are not supposed to say f of

you. >> a new cbs news poll shows 58% of the republican primary voters want the other candidates to enter the race. that number is up 12 points. >> well, it will be chris christie. >> well, it is nobody. it is too late. it is a bad sign for the candidates. >> they may have a broker or convention. i would like to point out, i don't know what that means. >> we'll get back to you on that one. >> thanks. >> you should be alcohol free two days a week. here is the deal. they keep talking about how people are confused because they don't know how many units of alcohol are in a glass of beer or glass of wine. why not tell them? >> well, the answer is one. >> one glass of wine is the same as one beer. >> i read five articles on this, and they never once made clear what a unit is. i am not sure a full pint of beer is one unit. >> it goes like this. hard alcohol is something like a shot. >> one ounce. >> beer is six ounces or eight ounces.

>> a vodka club with a splash of grapefruit is one unit. >> that's here in america. over there they don't have ounces they have loris. >> we are trying to transfer it into these terms here. >> and they are not shot glasses. they are called lifts. >> and it is a different culture. when i was in glasco, the front page said 17 pints in one hour for host kevin. they were paraphrasing, but this guy had 17 shots and died of alcohol poisoning. it is a different world. we are the pure tins. >> and the headlines have accents. >> well how do they read it? 17 piepts in one hour. >> we should bring a scottish paper in for pinch. they can hang out together. >> and just lastly, i have to do this on the no cost breakfast program, greg, the head of the organization said, quote, obesity is a series problem, but their answer is basically taking food away from children.

that sounded weird to me. what you did there is you mushed up parts of two quotes together. the first quote was obesity is a serious problem and so is hunger and you have to finds a moderate line between the two. and the second is their answer to hunger is taking food away from children. >> it is only an hour show, andy. >> that's fine. but you totally -- it totally changed the meaning of what the guy said. it was uncool, and you are fire -- fired. >> wait a second. it didn't change. >> it completely changed. >> you made the guy sound like a dufus. >> no, i didn't. i cut that because for obvious scprnz he was still saying he said it was wrong. he was saying it was wrong, right? >> no, but he was saying their answer -- you said obesity is a serious problem, but their answer is basically taking food away from children. >> right. >> are you saying he was saying their answer to obesity is that they are basically taking away food from children. >> how different is that? >> that's what you are saying.

what he said is their answer to hunger is taking food away from children which is totally different. it is opposed. >> wait. he is saying the same thing. >> should we discuss the show? >> all right. i am wrong, andy. >> what is that? >> i am wrong. >> when i looked at it, maybe i didn't -- i guess i did. >> that's why you are here. getting out the kinks. >> he does more than that my friends. are we done? >> yes. >> good. >> fine. >> coming up, jerry seinfield is dead set against any seinfield reunion. so tired of their stupid theme music. up next, the senior sit disboanz by the truckload. we are still doing the story anyway.

did they go over board in the baby ward? jay-z and beyonce are parents none grata at a new york city hospital after their over the tope security in-- over the top security inconvenienced other moms and dads. their daughter, blue ivy, was born on saturday and other families say they were essentially put on lock down or booted from the floor and others were murdered. no, just kidding. says one peeved pa who wasn't able to see his two newborn twins, they used the hospital like it was their own and nobody else mattered. they locked us in the nicu and said you can't come out for the next 20 minutes. the nicu is that show with mark harmon, right? anyway, let's discuss this in our -- >> lightning roooooouuunnnddd. lightning round. >> that's why. >> that makes you laugh. >> i love that.

>> when you are done tieing your shoes, gavin. >> sorry. is that too lux swriewr russ to tie your shoes? liber raw chee here in the limo seen tieing my shoes. >> shouldn't most families realize that famous babies are more important than their nonfamous babys? >> there is that. but what we are not geting with this story is i don't know if you have seen a baby being born, but if you look south of the sheet thing it traumatizes you for months. now, beyonce has an even higher -- is held in higher es -- esteem. so seeing that all stretched apart with the placenta and all of the other fluids, that hurts her brand. so it is bad for america. >> is that what they call it now, the brand? >> they paid $1.3 million for a luxurious suite in the hospital, so should they get what they paid for? >> did they really pay that?

>> i don't know. >> the hospital should be ashamed of themselves if that's how they roll. they should be ashamed. >> i don't know if a hospital can feel shame. it is a building. >> you know the administrators at the hospital. >> dan, the baby's name is blue ivy. apparently it is named off his album blueprint and her favorite number is four roman numerals -- blue ivy. but it beats madison and apple. >> it sounds like a type of heroin. i got some blue ivy. >> you know what, you may have just coined a new heroin if somebody is watching. the drug dealers usually watch our show. >> this big headed freak is a genius. he has a new name for the product. >> bill, were you even present when your three daughters were born? >> well, my third daughter, david, we didn't even know shanana was pregnant. so she was not born in a

hospital. >> time to take a break. don't you dare leave me. . i will find you if you do. >> guests will receive a complimentary hub cap and other prizes. note other prizes are also hub caps.

red bull, the beverage isn't just for hip young people like me or my friend clive owen. according to a consumer research group, the energy drink market will, quote, slowly wake up to the fact that it has been neglecting the over 60 retired crowd and m abouting increasingly popular among seniors. as further proof, they have hired a spokesman, best known for his role as frasier on "the cosby show." is this a good idea or a great idea? elderly people hoped up on funny juice? >> i want to see my mima all jacked up on five-hour energy with her shaky hands already shake yes, sir. >> maybe it has the opposite affect. it has shocky hands and makes them nonshaky. it could be a cure for something we don't even know

about. >> gavin, is some good news for doctors who perform the hip replacement surgery? >> it is fantastic news for them. they will have more patience because they will be doing the homina-homina and hound dog. if you have an old heart, you can't mess with it. i don't know how many rock stars we have seen that died on friday nights and saturday nights. you do the dates and you go, wait a minute. were you on coke. and their little hearts just pop. >> they do. >> i reject the fact their hearts are little. many are big. have you seen live aid? oh, you mean literally? >> their hearts were so big they exploded with love and coke. >> will seniors go for the energy drinks? i don't even know what kind of question that was. >> i guess, yes, they would. you know the seniors that are down in the villages -- i take that back. those places down there in

florida, the std's are all over the place, and sex everywhere. i did my research. >> i wonder how. >> will seniors finally drive the speed limit 1234*. >> well -- speed limit? >> well that, would be the downside. seniors have enough trouble going to bed to start with. half of our viewers are over 80. >> by the way, they are our greatest viewers. >> they are sleepy. >> and a side note, i have a fourth daughter on the way and i will name her mima. i love that. that is gorgeous. even if it is a son. >> i am looking forward to extreme grandparents. you know, living on the edge. >> bungee jumping. >> skateboarding. >> jaywalking. >> exactly. baggie pants. you know, it actually works with the baggie pants for reasons we will get to later. we will close things up. to see clips of recent shows, fox news .com/red eye.

see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the 5". and no show tomorrow. we are being bumped for the new hampshire presidential primary. it will be fun. coming up next wednesday, return appearances from fox business network anchor lori rothman, she is a delight. joe derosa, a miserable guy, and andrea tanteros. back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks. where are you going to be this weekend? >> bananas in new jersey with body kelly. >> excellent. >> 13th and 14th. >> juliette, where are you going to be these days 1234*. >> you can catch me on "o'reilly" on wednesdays. "fox and friends" things like that. >> gavin, how are your colons? >> under a lot of stress with

the christmas office parties, and i thought i had appendicitis, but it was gut rot. if you have pain here you are probably just drinking too much. and if you have any tess particular -- testicular pain and coffee all day and bos at night, are you dehydrated. if you have pain and pain here, before you gett scared about cancer you are drinking too much. >> is that the medical term? >> that's the term my friends said before i went and had all of these stupid tests and then it was the same as the guy in the bar said, gut rot. >> the name of my new band. gut rot! >> you seriously rock. >> isn't it gut rock? >> fist pump. >> anything you want to plug quickly? >> i too am experiencing lung rot right now. my doctor says i am smoking too much. should have listened to the labels. >> back towrks greg. >> thank you, andy.