remember, republicans connect to democrats, vice versa, the kumbaya crowd. we'll look at that tonight, coverage tonight. captioned by closed captioning services, inc >> eric: hello. i'm eric bolling with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in washington, d.c., and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: in just four hours from now, president obama will break from his fund raising tour to deliver his third "state of the union" address. maybe they should call it the "state of the illusion" because it's sure to be filled with smoke and mirrors about his accomplishments. look at what "fox and friends" put together to preview tonight's big speech. >> we'll work with the employer through catastrophic insurance claim to lower

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♪ ♪ >> the real question is -- ♪ ♪ >> -- will our country be better off four years from now? >> eric: good job, "fox and friends." after he takes a few victory laps tonight, obama will highlight his vision for america. maybe a land where job creators are evil and anarchists are admired, big government gets bigger and proverbial cart slows to a crawl because they're overwhelmed by the massive writing. lucky for us we have dana perino, what goes on surrounding the "state of the union"? give us some behind the scenes. >> dana: i don't know if this is similar to bob's experience when he was with the carter administration but it usually tracks with the budget process. the budget because it's so

huge, we have to have so much money doled out, it started back in september. everybody in the government, especially around the cabinet table will say to the chief of staff, you know, it's really important to me if we had the program mentioned. it would mean a lot to the department of energy that is so battered this year. everybody starts lobbing in their request. that tracks with the budget because the media won't take any program seriously if there is not a number attached to it. if you are going to increase the number or decrease it, that means that it's a signal for what the priorities are. the "state of the union" has become a long kitchen sink type of speech, i don't think a lot of people will pay attention to. >> eric: agree? >> bob: i'm still getting over that really well done open. >> dana: you have been breathing so heavy. >> bob: i was told to be very nice about it and i'm

being nice about it. it was well done and ought to get -- >> andrea: emmy! >> bob: you're right. everybody throws in the two cents. all the cabinet, people throw in agencies, but in this case, the obama speech will be a campaign speech. most of this i will guarantee you generated itself out of david axelrod in chicago. it is going to be a response to what you are hearing from newt and mitt, which reminds me of a bad verb when you put it together. >> dana: who says we're not for publicly financed campaigns? if obama is going to give a speech -- >> dana: we know they are all campaign speech. >> bob: most "state of the union" is a campaign speech. >> eric: should it be is the proper question? andrea, there has been some excerpts leaked a little bit. i think on friday, himself, made an announcement on what it will entail.

fair share, fair shot, class warfare oozing out of the speech. any surprises there? >> andrea: yeah, this is their -- as bob said, this is a campaign speech and this is their designated campaign theme: divide and conquer. i expect a divisive and evil speech tonight. the fact they have warren buffett secretary in the box. this is all theatrics. it's designed to get people in the audience who are sitting home on their duff, that obama is convinced this is a good thing for the economy to get a check. angry at the neighbors going out and working hard and are creating jobs. this is not a speech to unite. this speech will be pure politics. it will be tough to take if you are someone trying to grow the economy. who collects a paycheck. >> the first lady box is always full with people making a political statement. you know that, right? >> andrea: i do. buffett rule is so disingenuous and phony. >> dana: they will have great people in there.

but they rub the whole box including warren buffett's secretary. that's the only thing anyone is talking about. >> greg: i got a preview of the talking points. i'm on the mailing list. i get things before everybody else does. i would share them with you but then i'd have the edge. the message is under the title america built to last. that is a scary notion from commander and chief that lasting is your goal. generally, that is the minimum for your country, to be around for ten or 15 years. looking at us like a dodge ram. built ram tough. you want to achieve and excel and improve. those are castic of america we remember. that's what we forgotten. >> eric: mind if i do a quite white board? someby promises and they don't

happen to just never made -- >> greg: i like the four different colors of ink. >> eric: this took a long time. not so much, they lost jobs under obama but he'll take credit for something. oh called the debt unpate -- remember he called the debt unpatriotic and it's up under obama. food stamps, we know food stamps proliferated. this one right here, this is the one that you will hear a lot of this. is what we'll talk about a lot going forward. >> greg: you have #failed. a shut-out to twitter. >> bob: is that what that is? that is well done. >> dana: if this job doesn't work out, you can get job with graphic on "fox and friends." >> bob: you can. did you put that together? >> eric: no. >> dana: "top kill" stayed u -- brian kilmeadestayed up al. >> bob: one good sign of the economy is there are more

manufacturerring jobs created in the last two years than the last eight. that is a good sign. for once, he is trying to get the manufacturerring sector, which had been leading jobs. corporations find cheap labor. >> andrea: cut the corporate tax. >> eric: 100% right. >> bring businesses back here or keep ones that are thinking about leading. >> bob: corporations pay higher taxes here. >> eric: guys, one second. it's not enough. we pay the highest corporate tax rate on the planet right now. on the planet. in all the developed nation. almost as high -- >> bob: botswana. >> eric: we were second to japan and they were smart enough to drop below us. so we have the highest in the free world. >> bob: that was a joke

botswana. >> eric: that is why companies send jobs overseas. >> i understand that corporations are in the business. they find a cheap labor to get more profit. >> greg: the big problem is they favored a protest over a pipeline. they favored defecation over job creation. the republicans should make that point clear. >> dana: i don't bet there will be as good as a rhetorical line as what you just said. >> bob: they favor what over job creation? >> greg: they favor it over the pipeline. >> andrea: it's built to last is the theme tonight. talk about green jobs but the energy projects weren't built to last at all. they failed. solyndra, tesla, not built to last. >> bob: 120 of them -- >> andrea: if we keep going that way we'll go bankrupt. >> greg: is announcing a new one based on wind deferential of butterflies.

that's encollusive i got. >> bob: there have been more jobs created on green power than lost. >> eric: wait. >> greg: they only exist with a government subsidize. >> andrea: at least we're not botswana. >> bob: now you finally got the joke. >> eric: stay with fox. you can catch the "state of the union" address following o'reilly tonight. coming up on "the five" -- why is warren buffett swinging like a school kid? does it have anything to do with him making big bucks off the obama pipeline decision? e-mail us at thefive@foxnews.com. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ [ mujahid ] there was a little bit of trepidation,

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blowing ♪ >> dana: all right, that's the new theme song here on "the five." kidding. actually, that was warren buffett singing for chinese television because he is very happy that he is going to be able to invest in railroads, including, eric, if you could take us through this. interesting news today. the keystone pipeline that president obama decided is not going to go forward, it actually, that doesn't mean that the oil is not going to go anywhere. it just means it won't go by rail. who owns the railroads? >> eric: warren buffett is a huge investor in railroads, northern and a couple of others. let me explain how important the keystone pipeline is. you can bring canadian oil from canada to houston area for $5 a barrel. we pay $100 a barrel in the u.s. $5 transportation cost to bring it via pipeline. if you were to drive it down or raid it down, it's multiples of that. rails would be $16 per barrel. >> dana: why is that? >> eric: it costs a lot for the tanks. you don't need transportation

in a pipe. you just need a way to push it. it multiplys the amount quickly. it could be 12 to $15-barrel a more turns in to 30 cents peregal at the pump. thirty cents a gallon at the pump. >> dana: bob is mocking you over there but i'm not going to go to him next. >> bob: i'm making notes. >> dana: warren buffett is in the news a lot and i think he wants to be in the news. the buffett rule, which would be billionaires paying more on their taxes, is actually going to be a part of the white house speech tonight. greg, i wondered, do you see similarities between a warren buffett and trying to become like a george soros? >> greg: you realize when you become filthy rich is best thing you can do is tilt left. create a plastic bubble around you. you are no longer seen as greedy. you're a good guy like soros. if you are rich and republican, you're evil. i want to go back to the railway thing. toriginally, they had a plan to

build electric windmills and they were going to attack bucket of oil to the blade and the rotating blades would drop the bucket to the other rotating blade of the windmill. >> dana: keep going like that? >> greg: then we'd have wind power and oil. birds would die but it would be for the betterment. >> andrea: but you would be rewarding obama's base so who cares? >> dana: keep it on the energy thing. i remember in i think 2007 "state of the union," president george w. bush sort of shocked people by saying the sentence was as a nation we are addicted to oil. now every president talks about some sort of big energy plan and the law of physics aren't helping us get there. in the "new yorker" piece that came out, worth a read by ryan lizza. internal white house memos that said that obama wanted a

moon shot, to go back to find something to get to us the next phase. you think it will be pandering tonight on energy once again. >> andrea: yeah. i think he has had a chance to explore alternative energy. we talked about natural gas last week and said he was in favor of the bill. giving us lip service and hot air for the last year or two. this buffett stuff looks bad. it looks like he is against the rich, unless you are a rich person to give him campaign money or a supporter. look, warren buffett good billionaire, mitt romney bad billionaire. >> dana: not even a billionaire. >> andrea: it look like he is creating two classes, politically connected. not politically connected. >> dana: do you worry about that, bob? >> bob: i am really worried about buffett's financial situation. i know he desperately needs the railroad to make himself more money because he is barely hanging on.

everybody used to like buffet. this man has given all of his money, will give it to charity. >> dana: after he made it all and lived like a king for -- >> bob: he lives fairly simply. >> dana: based on his outfit and the kuke lay lee. >> boblee -- kuke ukulele. >> bob: that should tell you what you need to know about rich people. what you are suggesting here is buffett investing in railroads because of the xl pipeline -- >> eric: not even suggesting. i'll say point blank buffett invests in things realizing when obama goes green it will make it bigger. >> bob: has to have more than dinosaur crap to keep the country going. you talk about this but you are quick to dismiss alternative energy.

>> andrea: natural gas is an area we agree. >> bob: alternative energy. >> dana: do you know who invests the most? traditional oil company. they have profits to do it. it's not the federal government. it shouldn't be. it's private country. >> bob: chevron does a lot of that stuff. >> andrea: big bad oil companies. >> dana: why not raise them and ask them to do more? if you leave it up to the oil company, we're kidding ourselves. >> dana: in the meantime, if you don't develop traditional oil we'll play like in england -- >> bob: there is enough oil to get us through our lifetime. >> greg: the big story here is comeback of the ukulele. >> dana: but coming up after this, newt gingrich was upset that the audience was not

allowed to applaud in the debate. greg gutfeld has a theory on that next. >> greg: i do. >> dana: of course you do. ♪ ♪ if there was a pill

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i like boring. by removing the raucous audience you remove a bias that may not be there. it could be as lively as a conference on shoe laces in brussels. so a straightforward question: who can beat obama? prior to last night's debate, they will consider newt to cream obama in a debate. positive answer but to the wrong question. the actual question about electability is scary. it's what shrinks call substitution. i do it when they ask me about the odd odor coming from my basement. it prevents the viewers favoring theatrics to allow you to see what might happen if newt ran against "o." was it boring! with want a mitt that sounds like moot. a moot might win in november even if the debates are as dull as the monologue.

[ applause ] >> greg: thank you for holding. it was hard. >> dana: you tell him! >> greg: i got to ask. newt is all ticked off about the debate. >> dana: generally. >> greg: he is going to skip debates where audience isn't allowed to respond. good, bad? >> dana: whatever he wants to do. if he does become the nominee, obama will agree to two at most three debates there is not going to be audience participation. they won't be allowed to comment. i think if they do, it wow bad. if you are in a speech and the audience is with you -- you see this with president obama. when he is with his people and they're all supporting him, he gets in his speech and fiery and the rhetoric, president obama thing going.

a lot of us feed off a crowd. hard to talk in silence and listen to your own word as i'm doing now. >> greg: eric you played sports as a young one. they speak of a sixth member of a team. am i right? >> dana: what? >> can you imagine playing without aned a yens or going to a football game and not clapping? you want to get involved. that is what has been wrong with the republican party, no one invigorated the base the way newt has in the last couple of debates. try one without that and see how it feels. last night didn't feel good. i don't blame him. i don't think i would either. >> dana: it's good because you listen to policies and say well, wait. i don't know if i'd be for that, or i could be for tha and hey, that makes sense. >> greg: listen to what newt said on "fox and friends" earlier about this. he wasn't happy. >> i wish in retrospect i

protested when brian williams took them out of it. it's wrong. he took them out of it because the media is terrified that the audience will side with the candidate against the media. we will serve notice on future debates, we are just not going to allow it to happen. the media doesn't control free speech. people should be allowed to applaud if they want to. >> greg: is that controlling free speech having audience hold off applause? >> andrea: not exactly but i do agree, and i think they were squared it would provoke an outburst. i am surprised that newt didn't give williams the verbal smackdown with the question about the bush tax cut. he said don't you agree that the tax cut failed? i'm surprised that newt let him get away with it. i have a bone to pick with you, greg gutfeld. you had your first "the five" dream. watching you made me have my first "the five" dream last night. we talk about the debates we

watch and talk about them. last night, i had a dream, nightmare that i missed another debate last night. the one after the one last night. i was sitting here -- >> dana: there is another one on thursday. >> greg: forgetting to show up for class dream and have a final. i still get those and i'm 64 years old. you agree with me that this was a good experiment to show what could happen in a obama debate with no crowd. >> bob: two things happened to newt that he had last week he didn't have this week. he didn't have a moderator to beat up on. williams, he was careful at the beginning. without the audience, newt's problem is when he looks angry he looks really angry. when he has the audience with him, it blunts that. last night didn't work for newt. he came across angry.

the worst thing that could happen to him. and romney i think did put him on the defensive. romney on the offense doesn't look all that -- >> andrea: i don't think he was on the offensive. i like romney on the offensive but i didn't understand why he was on the offensive about medicare part "d," a popular plan with seniors in florida. boston he was trying to get on the lobbying thing. >> andrea: i like his passion. i'd say you don't have to go crazy. >> eric: you said you like romney's passion? the passion comes out when the audience plays. if you eliminate the audience, eliminate the candidates. mail it in or video it. >> dana: i thought rick santorum last night especially in his closing argument when they gave him a chance to wrap it up, he gave the most compelling argument that i have heard in one of his debate. i think he delivered it well

last night. >> eric: one thing about the president when he gets this the national security meeting he doesn't have an audience to get up there. >> dana: absolutely. >> bob: newt without applause is you without the anti-obama talking point. >> eric: this guy took a nomination with a roman coliseum. >> dana: no, we weren't going to talk about obama but we got there. >> greg: it always happens. >> bob: it always happens. >> greg: the moment we're waiting for, by "we" i mean bob. mitt romney releases a tax reform. if you leave now i'll buy your teenager three expressos and a drum set. ♪ ♪ i've worked hard to build my family.

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i'm bret baier in washington, the big story here is the "state of the union" address. tonight on "special report" we'll have extensive coverage of the run-up to the annual event and the republican response from the indiana governor mitch dams. ed henry will tell us what to expect and we'll talk live with white house press secretary jay carney and senate minority leader mitch mcconnell. the republican presidential race continues its march toward the next big event, the florida primary a week from today. gingrich and romney campaigns are dealing with requests for important documents. newt gingrich is being asked to reveal more details of his consulting contracts and work product from mortgage giant freddie mac. romney is opening two years of his tax returns. we'll take a look at what is inside and have report from carl cameron, jim angle and james rosen. "special report" starts at

6:00 eastern. now send it back to new york and colleagues with "the five." ♪ ♪ boston well, well, well -- >> bob: well, well, well, today, romney released tax returns after saying he wouldn't and then said he would and then admitted it was a mistake not to release the tax returns. there's probably a reason for that. in 2010, it shows that he made $21.7 million. he paid 13.9% in taxes. for most americans that's a shock. but in republican party i don't know this it hurts him much. it will in the general election. most people look at that and say there is a two party system. rich people get away with a break like that and the rest

of us pay its fair share. look at what obama and gingrich paid. now we see here that obama paid 26% in taxes. newt gingrich paid almost 32%. so mitt has a big jump on everybody else. eric, you are a big defender of this. do you think this is a problem for him? >> dana: where do you begin? >> eric: nothing illegal about what he did. it's not illegal. bottom line, guys -- >> bob: it's not illegal. >> eric: immoral, fine, change congress. >> bob: change congress, i'm for that. >> eric: congress changed last in 2010. they brought people in looking for smaller government. here is what happens. mitt romney will pay 15% as will warren buffett on most of the income because the capital gain and tax rate. that is the highest rate you can charge, they're being charged on that.

then you take away charitable contributions which he gave a lot of money to charity. $7 million. >> bob: two-third was mormon church. >> dana: does a lot of great work. >> eric: obama gave 1% of the income away before he was president. another story. if you take that number away you can bring the tax rate down to 13%. it's legal. there is nothing wrong. if you don't like it, change the congressman. >> dana: the rest of america is not, most everybody is drawing a salary of some sort. so that tax rate is 35%. i don't know anybody including a single liberal, warren buffett who goes through his account and says make sure you don't look for all the tax deductions i could get. make sure i pay more to the federal government than supposed to. >> bob: do you think romney said in the long run this would be embarrassment?

>> dana: i don't think they thought enough about it. they also didn't make the point today it's double taxed. if you earn it, you pay the 35%. then you go to, then if you have enough money, wealthy enough to invest it when it comes back out, then you get another 15%. >> bob: this is bain capital investment group. >> dana: nothing illegal about it. >> andrea: he paid more money to charity than obama made last year. that is noble. warren buffett himself came out today and told bloomberg what is he supposed to do to your point? supposed to pay more? he took every deduction available to him like every american does every april. i'm trying to figure out you and the democrats are accusing romney of having got a job, making a living, making a good living, and being smart with his money. >> bob: that is not what we are accusing him of. i'm not suggesting he did anything illegal. i'm suggesting -- >> andrea: you said immoral. >> bob: it would be embarrassn't and it is

immoral, the tax code. not his fault. >> andrea: giving back to charity. president wants to limit charitable deductions. >> bob: he would be able to continue giving to the church. >> greg: anybody who offers to be more than they should should be institutionalized. that is the important thing. romney has to stop apologizing for being successful capitalist. i don't see anyone telling david letterman to return his money or kobe bryant or anybody else wealthy who might have a questionable past. why are we harping on this? this segment is disgusting in a way, because he is not doing anything wrong. he pays millions of dollars. >> bob: disgusting because we are talking about a republican. >> dana: in 1968, look how far we've come. rockefeller was a candidate and refused to release his tax return because he was afraid that people would find out he wasn't as wealthy as he thought he was. how far -- >> bob: not democrats. >> dana: sorry, but in that

race he said i'm not going to release it because i don't want people to think -- was that a true with the donald trump thing, too. remember, people -- we have come to this point where -- >> eric: two quick points. if you are self-made and work hard from the beginning. didn't grow up with a silver spoon in your mouth, you are proud when you have money and that i made $20 million in 2010. the other point is can we stop with warren buffett being the liberal hero? do you hear warren buffett saying raise my capital gains tax or raise my dividend tax rate. he doesn't want to touch those, because if you did that, it would affect his beloved berkshire hathaway. >> bob: we have a tease here. starbucks, place i never been except to go to bathroom announces one more reason for me not to go there. we'll tell you what it is nex next.

♪ ♪ >> andrea: welcome back to "the five." a lot of americans go to starbucks across the country to get a buzz every day, but now they can go in a starbucks to get a buzz from alcohol. yes, starbucks announcing in a few states it is going to be serving beer and wine. so, this is a business decision. greg, what do you think of it? >> greg: long before there was occupy wall street, there was occupy starbucks. in the sense that whenever you went in there, people would sit there for hours and not pay for anything. they would put their stupid jacket on a chair or laptop and they wouldn't do anything. the people at starbucks are going how will i make any money? this is a response that starbucks has turned in the modern public library, where people who didn't do anything all day now do it there. they have to make money somehow. turn in a bar, why not? >> andrea: the states,

southern california -- sorry, bob -- georgia, illinois, they'll try it out. i laughed. my dad used to joke that starbucks was called four bucks because it was so expensive. aren't they making enough money already? >> bob: i wonder, what makes you think the people will sit there and order drinks? >> greg: they might leave if a bunch of drunk people like me come in. >> bob: most people leave when you come in drunk. i'm not for anyplace -- obviously, from my background, i prefer not to see more outlets for alcohol. if it's a business decision and they think they can make money on it, yes. >> dana: you see this in your own life sometimes. i'm not trying to say i do. or my life -- but in starbucks in the early morning people have the routine. in the early morning you want something sweet, maybe something warm. you can probably spring for a mocha or chai latte or whatever. then mid-afternoon, mid-morning your friends say hey, do you want to go get a starbucks? sure, i'll go with you.

you walk downstairs and get something else. about noon you're like where "i" am so hungry. where should i go in starbucks. get something. natural progression in the afternoon you want something, you don't want to go to bar across the street, go to starbucks. whole day thing. like you have an account. >> andrea: this is not good for the producer. >> bob: you could have methamphetamine in your wallet. that is something -- what is a chai latte? >> dana: i'll get you one tomorrow. >> eric: starbucks has a new coffee blend called the blonde blend. >> dana: is that an insult? >> eric: so you can say i'll have a tall hot blonde and glass of wine. imagine if your wife is on the phone. >> greg: there is no ambien there either. i want to feel like a bar. it has to be -- >> dana: you want your coffee shop to feel like a bar? >> greg: no. i want my bar to feel like a bar.

starbucks, they -- >> bob: the bathrooms in the starbucks. >> andrea: isn't a blonde blend, wasn't that the '60s for you? >> bob: yeah. we don't have to get into that now. i'd like to get back to bathroom at starbucks. >> andrea: that is the only time you went to a starbucks, which none of us believe. b. i don't drink coffee. i don't know what this is, latte and frate. >> dana: i don't believe it. i think you are a secret moc frappuccino drinker. >> bob: being a speed freak i stay away from calf fee. >> greg: is this all about mcdonald's? mcdonald's started to sell coffee cheaply and it killed starbucks. >> bob: dunkin' donuts. >> andrea: how can it not be more than a dollar? growing up in a diner, the best coffee. to see people standing in line for a drink that is $4. >> bob: is that what you charge in your diner a buck? >> bob: no, cheaper than that.

seventy-nine cents. >> bob: unlimited refills. >> andrea: what a country. unlimited refills. >> bob: if it wasn't for greeks we would haven't any diners and it would be a terrible situation. >> dana: love the diner. >> bob: i like diners, too. i like greeks cause they made them. >> andrea: sometimes you get mad at me. one more thing coming up after the break. ♪ ♪ [ rosa ] i'm rosa and i quit smoking with chantix. when the doctor told me that i could smoke for the first wee.. i'm like...yeah, ok... little did i know that one week later i wasn't smoking. [ male announcer ] along with support, chantix is proven to help people quit smoking. it reduces the urge to smoke. some people had changes in behavior, thinking or mood, hostility, agitation, depressed mood and suicidal thoughts or actions while taking or after stopping chantix. if you notice any of these stop taking chantix and call your doctor right away. tell your doctor about any history of depression

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>> eric: time for one more thing. kick it off. >> andrea: saturday, after this south carolina debate analysis, i took a little r&r and said i'm not going to focus on politics and went to the kelly clarkson concert. we were right upfront and i have to say, he is is awesome. we have pictures. do we? he is belted out songs. she is so good. i asked ainsley earnhardt, who was covering the debate. we have a picture of me and my friend. there he is is in the background. the best dermatologist in new york if you need one. >> dana: making a plug. >> eric: keep it going.

>> greg: sean penn has a new movie out. i can't stand him but he is a great actor. this is called "this must be the place." roll the tape. see what he looks like. this is just amazing what he looks like. there he is. sean penn playing a messed up rock star who goes to look for a nazi war criminal who tortureed his dad. it's kind of like a sequal to "fast times" like the spicoli character. >> dana: look like hair for men. >> greg: it looks like a great movie. i can't wait. >> eric: really? that is your one more thing? >> greg: he is also the best dermatologist. >> andrea: he looks like he needs one. >> bob: i do need a dermatologist. >> dana: last night, watching the debate and the twitter comment on the debate, i noticed a lot of people wondering why the questions were so florida-specific. i used to get a lot of questions about the manatise, endangered species. and greg used to wear some and

once, all hof his fans were looking forward to seeing him in the magenta maniti, there he is with a real one. >> greg: ahhh. >> dana: i thought they'd get upset and mad at me for showing that picture. >> greg: i'm deeply hurt. i have been working here for five years, nobody knows who i am. >> eric: all right. moving right along. boston bruins won the stanley cup and they were invited to the white house. the whole team showed up except for this guy. the mp3, tim thomas was the mp3 of playoffs, the goalie. he is the star. he said i'm not going, not because he has scheduling conflicts but said he wouldn't go to the white house because he said, "i believe the federal government is growing out of control to threaten the rights, liberty and profit of the people. and this is done at the executive legislative level. direct opposition t to the substitution and the founding fathers' vision of the federal government."

dan >> dana: wow! >> bob: did they mention the dude is in prison for armed robbery? those who watch "the five" know how culturally up-speed i am on everything. a number of things are weighing me down. i am concerned about this. for example, seal and heidi klum are getting divorced i think or something. i'm very upset about that. then, of course, my long-time involvement with the future kim kardashian and the things that he is endorses and i worry about her because he is got divorced. of course, casey anthony who is one of the people i really follow carefully. it can't wait for her book. then i'm really upset that justin bieber, justin bieber didn't get the frammy golden globe. >> dana: that was an outraged. he was robbed. >> bob: he was robbed. exactly right. >> eric: you didn't know