wire.com and let me know what you thought about tonight's show. and let me know what you thought about the former speaker of the house, good night from florida. ri his one more thing? i really do. i am -- >> i know. >> bob: you're on the air. >> eric: happy friday, everybody. i'm eric bolling with kimberly guilfoyle, bob beckel, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 on the jersey shore, and this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> eric: the top story, mistake maker in chief, president obama and i finally agree on something. take a listen. >> you don't second guess yourself? >> i second guess myself constantly. look, i make a mistake, you know, every hour, every day. there are always things you're learning on the job but i have

no doubt i'm a better president now than the day i took office, just because, you get more experience. >> eric: i wonder if this is what the president was talking about? >> everyone is catching on, folks. the industry is transforming, itself. we believe americans are ready to embrace that transition. you folks standing right here on the floor, are on the ground floor of that transformation. >> eric: that was vp biden at ener 1. the latest green mistake by the obama situation. this is called solyndra two or solyndra three. whatever. the problem is when obama makes a mistake it costs taxpayers billions. robert, you and i played our fair share of black jack. doubling down on a bad hand -- why are you wearing my glasses? >> dana: trying to channel you. >> bob: i wondered what it's like to have a wing nut's glasses on. go ahead. >> eric: double down. double down on the "state of the union" on the green energy

agenda. meanwhile, yesterday we find out $198 million down the drain. >> bob: down the drain! let me tell you, it's not down the drain. a lot of other projects that have been working, actually. you don't look for those. you have look for the ones that fail. if you have green energy and alternative energy, it takes work. hit or miss. things make it or don't. you pick out ones don't make it and i pick out the ones that have. don't ask me which ones they are. >> greg: that reminds me of me. i waited for days, months for a unicorn to come and save my life. but it never came. that is your unicorn. it's never coming. >> bob: you have lost your mind. >> dana: i'm telling you, green energy is the unicorn of democrats. >> eric: i so want to ask you, if you were happy we can call it solyndra 3. >> dana: i have to call it solyndra 2, because the name

of the company was terrible. ener1. >> eric: biden actually called it "enron 1." do you think -- >> bob: send biden a president. you beat up on him so much he's the pinata. >> eric: he's a gift that keeps on giving. i think he's funny. >> kimberly: puts you in a good mood. >> eric: all right, not letting the free market decide -- >> bob: there is an energy. >> eric: which energy projects work and don't. let them risk their money. >> kimberly: i agree. too much coddling and done with billions of dollars to the green energy project. alternative energy. i'm for exploration. but responsible financial decisions need to be made. reckless spending with the american people's money and we can't afford that. we have to tackle our deficit and the real problems we have. this is not helping. >> bob: the free market was so willing to sell all the bonds that were backed up by the mortgages. they cost us trillions. we don't mention that. unregulated free market is the worst system. >> dana: somebody is saying we shouldn't be regulated. >> bob: up to eric, there

wouldn't any. >> eric: the original problem, problem with the home loan mortgage crisis was the original loans that the community reinvestment act made sure that millions opinion millions of homeowners who couldn't afford homes were in homes. >> bob: gave it to them anyway. >> eric: what would happen -- we found out that solyndra had a major backer tied to it. george kaiser. we found out that beacon energy had another tied to it. what if ener 1 had another obama backer -- >> dana: i wouldn't be surprised. people investing in that world are friendly and talk to one another, colleagues. like people in other industries grow up through the energies together. they're willing to help each other when it comes to this. i think they believe it. it's not necessarily bad to chase a unicorn. especially if you use taxpayer dollars to do it. the problem is if they want to do it on their own, do it. >> greg: government funded

entrepreneurship doesn't work because it's somebody else's money. but more important under the assumption that electric cars are better than other cars. where does the electricity come from? it comes from coal. in some cases, some studies show that it can produce more pollution than internal combustion engines. so the reason for the stupid little cars is a lie. >> bob: wait a second. king let you get away with that. do you know government investment in the defense department that got us the internet. space program that we spent $1 trillion and they got us all kind of new industries in the country. the government of the united states has been responsible and the forefront of more research and development for more businesses than any other single entity. including the bums on wall street. >> dana: i would say american ingenuity brought it together. that doesn't mean we can't have wholesale thank on how we do things. even the ethanol piece that

went away in december, without any, nobody said anything. finally we're getting away from ethanol stuff. both republicans and democrats come together on that. >> kimberly: i had an easy one when it first came out. disaster. i was terrified. motorizable tuna can. >> greg: did you go to a doctor? >> kimberly: thank you for checking. send a card. you know who affords the cars? liberals are guilt about the environment. al gore. robin williams has one in our neighborhood. it's ridiculous. >> greg: cars run on guilt. >> kimberly: then they'd be interesting. >> dana: i like hybrid vehicles. that's smart. hybrid vehicle. >> eric: we have to get to this. >> bob: this whole seg spent not supposed to be on this. >> eric: this is so good. >> greg: you can't just change the segment in the middle of the show. >> eric: i can't believe

the -- listen to what obama said to diane sawyer. >> are you going to win? >> yes. >> how much do you want it? >> badly, because i think the country needs it. you know, we started this journey in 2008. understanding that for a decade or more, middle class families in this country have been struggling. we are now in a position we're starting to come back. >> greg: as you know, i'm a relationship expert. this is the kind of thing, the country needs him that a bad boyfriend would say to his old lady. what the old lady needs is a gay best friend who comes in and says, hey, sugar, obama is no good for you. >> kimberly: that's called a walker, by the way. dane a what? >> kimberly: walker. >> bob: nobody -- except me. >> dana: can i say something about the media? >> eric: please. indianapolis the two clips we saw, diane sawyer first, the media, he is embodies this last night -- she embodies

this last night. this is something not particular to her but they always want to ask a president, whoever is it, what mistakes have you made? can you sleep at night? and if i were president obama i think i would have said you ask me that every time because i do an interview once a week and i'm not falling for it. let me tell you my plans if i'm fortunate enough to win america's support for a second term. instead goes back to how bad do you want it? >> eric: dana, can i give do a sports analogy? >> dana: i'll see if i can follow it. >> eric: fast ball this fast, beach ball, and he struck out. >> dana: however he was going to answer that, his supporters are going to like what he had to say and people who wouldn't vote for him -- the i add one other thing about the interview? i thought the timing was very, very strange. i don't understand why the white house doesn't allow president obama to have a moment of his own. last night, they have known for a long time the presidential candidates on the

republican side were going to have a debate. which we'll talk about. why not give the president time to stand up above it all and have his own moment? >> kimberly: bad scheduling. >> dana: maybe they scheduled it after the "state of the union." i can understand that. but someone is not checking the calendar or they're doing it on purpose. it debases him. >> eric: hear from a obama supporter, backer. did he hit the ball out of the park or follow it off? >> bob: i agree with dana. the timing -- i think he is overexposed. >> dana: absolutely. >> bob: when you get something like this, he can't win no matter what he says. particularly with you. if he said no, i didn't make any mistakes you'd open the show and say look at arrogant president of the united states. if you are going to be in a situation like this, you are never going to convince a wing nut like you. >> eric: said once a day, once an hour, every day. >> bob: don't you second guess yourself in a while? i second guess you once a day. >> kimberly: frequent flier miles on that. >> eric: he is doing the

same one. >> kimberly: over and over again. this le minds me when he said he's lazy. what is wrong with the poor guy? >> dana: what is wrong with the media asking the stupid questions. >> bob: change the suspect. >> eric: ready for this? >> bob: food stamp president. >> eric: provider in chief says it's not his fault. use skyrocket 40% in three years. guess who he blames? the hint, his middle starts with a "w." got the tape next. don't forget to e-mail us at thefive@foxnews.com. >> bob: tell eric to take his tie off.

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>> bob: welcome back to "the five." greg was telling us how he got drunk listening to "bye, bye miss american pie." but that's not unusual, i guess. anyway, there has been some people who think they're funny, who have called the president of the united states

the food stamp president, like my little brother next to me. the president finally had a chance to hit back. listen to what he said. >> i don't put people on food stamps. people become eligible for food stamps. second of all, the initial expansion of food stamp eligibility handleed under my republican predecessor, not under me. >> without blaming george bush about it, because he wasn't -- there was eligibility requirements. we're in the methodst of a deep recession. is it surprising large number of people get food stamps in no. what should they do, dumpster diving? >> eric: so you know what we're talk about. newt was right. 15% of americans get food stamps, 45% higher than the year before obama took over. the problem, not that it's exploding.

that is increase. >> bob: you get food stamps if you have a job. can warren buffett still have them? >> dana: it depends on your income. >> dana: i am more comfortable with the taxpayer dollars helping people hungry than george kaiser, a multimillionaire. who asked the taxpayers for money, solyndra, and then tried to get to pay back his investors before the taxpayers got paid back. i'm more comfortable if we spend money and have a safety net, it be about the food stamps. perhaps we look at eligibility. i would take a strong act of congress to do it for food stamps. again, if people are hungry, that is a better use of taxpayer -- >> kimberly: can't quarrel with that. especially families with children -- >> dana: single moms. >> kimberly: yeah. being a single mom.

>> greg: they need fraud measures to keep it from happening. >> bob: you're both from pottersville. >> kimberly: true! >> bob: these two. these two. >> greg: i think it should be extended to other councilmembers and if you disagree with me you're racist. >> bob: there you go. what do you expect people to do who need le jate mittly need -- legitimately need to get food on the table? >> eric: direct payments of obama up 32%. $600 billion. >> bob: can you live in a world without numbers? >> eric: 49% of american households, 49% of the american households getting one form of federal assistance. >> bob: 75% -- >> eric: this is 49%. >> bob: you have to include mortgage ductions that you take out of your taxes. >> eric: if obama stop with socialist of redistribution of wealth. those who have it and don't. create economy where the jobs come back.

>> bob: is interest up on your mortgage? >> greg: stood tamps are needed but it's becoming liberal alternative to currency, to guarantee an entitlement class. they will vote democrat knowing they get -- >> bob: what do you mean with that? they buy booze and cigarettes? >> greg: i would. >> bob: of course you would! >> dana: the problem, because there have been news stories where one bad apples spoils the bunch, or you have somebody who is buying king crab legs or whatever. >> greg: or bad apples. >> dana: in front of the safeway. there is a youtube -- >> kimberly: bowles party. >> dana: i was making a salient point and now i'm offtrack. >> greg: sorry. >> eric: a black market for food stamps. like it or of the, people trade in food stamps. go on the street -- >> bob: what percentage of food stamps do you think is fraud leapt? >> eric: 20. 10 to 20%.

who cares. >> bob: the point is if you talk about 40 million people -- that's what you said the figure was? >> eric: 46 million. >> bob: of that, you are saying 8, 10, 12 million are fraudulent? >> eric: don't hold me to it. i wouldn't bet you on it. >> bob: i think you find it's a small percentage. >> it's up 45% under obama. >> bob: we're in the middle of a big recession. >> eric: thought things were getting better. >> bob: they are. it will probably go down next year. >> kimberly: something difficult to detect and enforce, research in this area. they tried to improve upon it. more government spending to try and check out, make sure who is getting it. the amount isn't even equal. >> dana: what we need to do is turn this back over to the states. black grant program. let governors figure out what they need for the citizens. >> bob: i'd be for. that i don't want to put it in the hands of wing nuts like my brother here who will take it away from somebody. >> dana: if he saw somebody hungry he'd feed them in a second.

>> eric: of course. that's private sector, charitable contributions. >> bob: charity for 46 million people? >> dana: no, but that is his point. >> eric: my point is create a job where people don't have to be on -- create environment. >> kimberly: wean them off of it. it's hard to, because they're used to getting hand-out and entitlement. >> bob: i got to tease, get out of here. you're wrong again. there was another g.o.p. debate last night, as you can imagine, gingrich and romney went after each other. greg will give us his take on this. i'm going to d -- ohhh. okay. bye. ♪ ♪ j nhñ xç@÷ 0@h@

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: welcome back to "the five." so the moonasas the star of last night's debate. and there newt sees a future state. let it roll, let it roll-ers. >> i believe by the use of prizes and incentives and opening up the space fort so that it's available on a ready basis for commercial flight, using common sense. for example, the atlas 5 could be fixed in to a man capable vehicle so you didn't have to rely on a russian launch or chinese launch. >> greg: finally some one brings up the atlas 5. i've been waiting forever. if we made the moon a state, what's the state flouer? rock? what about a state bird? a rock? what would be the state rock? a rock? newt loves big ideas, hence

the moon swoon. i want a new letter for the alphabet. greg. i want tax breaks for short people. inch for inch we pay more than tall people. it's heightist. i also designed green energy device that runs on me than expelled from cattle. breaking windmill. in a year you won't be laughing. it will be real. is it newt's fault he loves the moon? the desire speaks of a frustration we aren't living up to the future as promised by the jetsons. instead, we werery we're heading toward the flintstones where we drive cars powered by our feet. that's al gore's dream. not ours. think of this debate as republicans on spring break. romney is good looking kid that gets a tan and scoring. newt is an annoying chubby kid that gets a sun burn and goes to bed sulking. rick santorum is the goodie two shoes that strikes out big but acts like it doesn't matter. ron paul has the most fun, but

on his own. >> kimberly: nice. >> greg: it's true. >> bob: of all that you've done, that may have been the best one of all of them. congratulations. >> greg: i'm not sure -- >> bob: did you tell -- greg made entertainment weekly. >> dana: that's my one more thing. wait until the one more thing. >> bob: i'm sorry. i'm sorry. >> greg: i want to talk about ron paul, though, first. i think he had some of the best lines. let's roll the s.o.t. roll-soters. >> i'm willing to challenge any of these men up here to 25-mile bike ride in the heat of texas. there are laws against age discrimination, if you push it too much, be careful. >> i don't think we should go to the moon. we should send politicians up there at times. >> imagine you are in the oval office, you speak to raul castro, what would you say to him? >> well, i'd ask him what he

called about, you know? [ laughter ] >> greg: kimberly, ron paul in my view represents the viewer watching the debate in a bemused state. when he sees people arguing about stupid stuff, he just sits back and he laughs. he'd be tweeting about this, if he could. i'm beginning to really like this guy. >> kimberly: i can feel your man crush for him just flooding me off the table. >> greg: it's not -- >> kimberly: yes, it is. >> greg: it's not a man crush. he's starting to represent people who recognize the folly. >> kimberly: he stole the show last night. he was very funny. one liner after the next. and people can relate to that. they're in the audience watching. he is a funny guy. he is sort of dismantling the ridiculous barbs back and forth between the two guys, newt and mitt. >> bob: i hate to bring a serious note in here because i know how much you hate politics. last night's debate was an important debate as far as romney and newt were concerned. for some reason, newt gingrich showed up at that debate and

didn't show up. he was tired. he clearly did not go on the attack when he needed to go on the attack. romney -- i thought not very successfully, but because newt didn't show up, he got away with bag successful. took newt on. newt had four or five places to jump him and he let him get by. as far as i'm concerned the race is over. >> kimberly: you think it was energy, not dialing it back to he's -- so he's not nuclear newt? >> bob: no. he is going to lose the state down. >> greg:ly show some tape and then come to you for response. >> is he still the most anti-immigrant candidate? >> of the four of us, yes. >> mr. speaker, i'm not anti-immigrant. my father was born in mexico. my wife's father was born in

wales. they came to the country. the idea i'm anti-immigrant is repulsive. don't use a term like that. >> you tell me what language you'd use to describe someone who thinks deporting a grandmother or grandfather from their family. tell me the language. >> i'm not finding grandmothers and deporting them. those are your words. >> i just want the grandmother to be here illegally with some rights to have residency not citizenship. >> our problem is not 11 million grandmothers. all right? >> greg: good point. some of the illegal grandmothers are dealing in illicit ribbon candy sales. which is offensive. >> eric: trading food stamps on the black market. it was a slam dunk for romney. it's like he is getting his voice back, loud and clear. one thing that was interesting both hinted wanting marco rubio. who wouldn't want marco rubio? you point out although he said no, he will probably say yes

if he were asked. i give rubio a more prominent role -- >> dana: tomorrow morning, rubio gives the republican response to the president's radio address. he has had a great week. would be thing about newt. a lot of people are in the cave man diet or just protein. >> greg: ribs that make the car tip over. >> dana: you remember watching the "jetsons" and never thought you'd talk with video over the phone. now we do it with skype. maybe it's not outside the realm of possibility. i'm waiting to make a comment -- >> dana: you've been sitting too close to greg for too long. >> kimberly: something is going on.

>> bob: he is innovating. >> dana: the caveman diet and flintstones but the jetsons had skype. never thought -- >> greg: treadmills. >> bob: can i have the shovel back, please? >> greg: we don't have a flying car. that upsets me. >> dana: give solyndra another chance. >> bob: it's unraveling on "the five." >> dana: second term, obama will have flying cars. >> greg: run on butterfly burps. where do you got to be, bob? >> bob: i got to be a jetson and -- get out. get out! save it. >> greg: we have more to cover on the debate. plus, do you know the worst thing that can happen to a marriage? don't answer me. i can't hear you. we have the story here for you. leave now and i'll write hurtful things about you in my diary. ♪ ♪

colleagues with "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: come back to momma here. welcome back to "the five." it's not a debate without newt gingrich getting into it with one of the moderators. last night no, exception. take a look at the testy exchange between gingrich and romney. >> i just want to reiterate and ask you are you satisfied right now with the level of transparency as far as his personal finances? >> you and i have a great relationship. it goes back a long way. i'm with him. this is a nonsense question. >> you make a serious accusation against romney and

you need to explain that. >> you want to try again? >> kimberly: hear the boos. what did you make of the exchange? is it replayed? >> dana: i'll be in the minority on this. i have a healthy amount of respect for the media asking questions. and even to show they can be unpleasant and they system sometimes nonsense question. not saying if that one is or not. i think if you are going to be the leader of the free world, commander-in-chief sometimes you sit there and take it, swallow hard and answer the way it is. now i know it gets cheered, that type of response. i don't blame him for it. i can understand the frustration that gingrich felt and he expressed on behalf of a lot of conservatives who think the media is condescending toward him. i have a different style. believe me, as press secretary of george w. bush i had to sit a lot at the podium look at the question going i know where you are going with this. >> kimberly: gave them the look. >> dana: i'd give the look

and answer. you know that look. >> bob: we know it. we know it. >> kimberly: fete it. it burned through bob. >> bob: it looked to me like gingrich was looking for a moment to raise attack point. best he could get. perfectly legitimate question. gingrich raised it over and over again about his money. this is where gingrich wanted to have the audience for pace pate again. he got it but never got them. the one thing he did. the other thing i'm convinced that romney stuffed the hall with people. we used to do it. that is what you do. >> kimberly: you pacit. >> dana: couldn't he be he had more supports in florida that swed up? >> bob: m saying from my own experience we would get people in line early. pay people to go so they would cheer. >> dana: interesting. >> bob: statue of limitations are over. did youant to say something? >> eric: very quickly, on the sound bite. at struck me, gingrich went after the ah-ha moment.

after the media. he didn't expect wolf to come ba and say wait, you said that. he was lost. he didn't have the -- >> dana: you have toic if moments. >> eric: turned to rick and said give me help here. >> bob: did you call him wolfie? >> kimberly: i used to work with him. >> dana: they go way back. like geng -- >> kimberly: we do. go way back. somebody show me the money s.o.t. fromast night. the bigger issue here is the these two gentlemen who are out distracting by the importantness we have by playing the petty, personal politics. can we set aside that newt was a member of congress and used the skills he developed as a member of congress to advise companies, that's not worst thing in the world. mitt romney is a wealthy guy because he worked hard and going out the working hard and leave it alone and focus on the issues!

>> kimberly: you go. >> greg: you got to see the look that newt gives him afterwards. that's pretty good there. he does that thing he does. >> kimberly: not bad. >> greg: nice moment. by the way, we haven't said much about santorum but he did a bang-up job last night. >> kimberly: great. >> greg: very solid. >> eric: one of my close friends mark levin e-mailed me and took me to task saying newt gingrich did well. no, santorum won the debate. a great point to be made. santorum kind of win that debate. but doesn't feel like -- >> greg: it doesn't matter. he one but it doesn't matter. >> dana: i had people tweeting me saying ron paul won the debate but nobody in the media would say that. if you look at headlines across papers and in particular as a photograph the only people making it in the photograph are newt and mitt. >> bob: a good example of where debates begin to have diminishing returns in a state as big and diverse as florida.

when you have iowa and new hampshire get the intense focus, the debates matter last night. but santorum has no money. ten or 12 points in the boles. he could do better with money. when all is said and done the super pac for mitt romney and romney's campaign will spend a record amount of money. >> dana: i heard today that romney outspent gingrich 7-1 in florida. >> bob: expensive media markets, too. >> greg: you know who spent the most money? cnn. the opening of the debate was more ostentatious than the oscar. i was waiting for billy crystal to do a medley. >> kimberly: still didn't work. working for romney, 38% to 29% to newt. we'll see what happens. nagging? oh, no. i think all women are -- i'm going to change this -- not guilty of it. >> greg: are you kidding he? >> kimberly: is it a bigger relationship killer than adultery? we have an expert here who

knows about ladies. he's next on "the five." ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> dana: bob, put the phone down. we have a segment now about nagging. which i don't do. right? two days ago on wednesday, i love wednesdays and the "wall street journal," because elizabeth bernstein writes this relationship column. i find it so entertaining. this week was on nagging. the front page story was that the worst thing for a marriage can be the number one killer of a marriage can be nagging. it's usually men can do it to women but usually it's women doing it to men. i bring this up in the green room. and since we talked about it for three days in there i thought we should bring it up here. bob, you in particular thought

the article was on point. >> bob: i'm divorced. due to nagging. >> kimberly: how many times? >> bob: eric and greg at the break said they didn't want to say anything about their wives because they'd get in trouble. they said nice things about you both, they have. nagging, it used to drive me nuts. >> dana: what did you get nagged about? >> bob: always the bathroom. something about the bathroom. it doesn't stop. after a while, you get so resentful of having been nagged you don't do it anyway. he is could hit me on about a squeaky door once and it went on and on so screw it, i left the door stay squeaky. >> kimberly: your mother-in-law will call again. >> dana: i'm surprised me didn't tear it down and throw it out the back window. >> greg: me night have, but doesn't remember it. >> dana: another article said women helped men about nagging because it's something about their health. >> greg: it's our fault.

>> dana: like are you going to eat that? >> kimberly: he is does a face, a visual penetrating. >> eric: i'll go out on a limb to say you don't nag. >> dana: i don't have to. >> eric: gives that look. >> bob: that is nagging. >> eric: scary look. dabs like the one i used to give to -- >> eric: some can take it. >> bob: see, you look at that. that is nagging. that is nagging. do you get nagged? >> greg: show me a woman who doesn't nag and i'll know a guy in a dress. >> kimberly: that is not true. >> greg: it's a biological fact that men generally don't listen therefore women have to keep repeating things. it's a desire to make you in a better person. my wife nags me because i smoke. that is a good nag to have. however, women make a mistake. they make a mistake that they can change a man. that's when they run in trouble. >> eric: my wife has never nagged. he is is the perfect wife.

honey, thank you so much for not nagging. >> dana: you think he will grow up thinking you are nagging him to clean his room? >> kimberly: no, he loves his momma. it didn't have to nag. i didn't get the nagging part with my exs. let's not count them. >> dana: if it happens in a relationship it can happen in an office. >> bob: it can happen around this table. you nag me. >> kimberly: bobs nags the producer. bob, you nag, you nothing john finally and you -- >> bob: i don't. eric nags me all the time. with his numbers. >> kimberly: you nag each other co.-nag. >> bob: i want to say something about greg. that was one of the wimpiest kisses to your wife i've seen. you wouldn't stand up for manhood. you had to go into a rap we don't listen. >> kimberly: he's not divorced. that's why. >> dana: for those who don't know we plugged one of greg's book yesterday "bible of unspeakable truths" but he has

another book called "scoreboard." a relationship guide. give yourself points and guys can read it so they know if they're in trouble. is nagging in the book? >> greg: it's all about nagging. as a male you have to agree with everything he is says or you lose points and you'll be miserable for the rest of your life. give up. the key to marriage is giving up. >> bob: that is the whole thing. >> kimberly: there are guys in the nagging thing. nag me. they like it. >> bob: my wife is cleaning the bathroom floor. i said what are we moving? >> dana: my husband said when he met me, he knew i was miss right but didn't know my first name was always. >> kimberly: now he knows. >> dana: we have one more segment to go. one more thing coming up next. ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ >> greg: whatever. >> eric: one more thing. kick berly, kick it off. >> kimberly: there was a lot of coverage for marco rubio. he has had a great week. he has a little egg on their face and it's reuters. because how many mistakes? unos, does, tres -- siete,

baby. seven. the mistakes in the article making false accusations against the fine young gentlemen. came out on twitter, too. >> dana: there has been buzz about the story. matt lewis at the daily beast, i hope i -- no, maybe daily caller. excuse me. he talked about how reuters had to admit they had five or seven mistakes. he first called them out and reuters admitted it today. if you have one mistake, understandable. two, unbelievable three. is probably a firing offense. seven? >> kimberly: i know. trying to get after the guy. >> eric: mr. beckel, your were more thing? >> bob: he is married, by the way. do you know how much i love polls? i am dedicating this to eric today. can we bring up the polls that show for the first time in six months the president of the united states favorability approval, job rating is more than the disapproval? 48 to 46%? more importantly, the second number is the amount of people who believe the economy is

getting better in the country. the same. 44%. better, 37%. worse, 17%. that is where eric is down with the 17% wing nuts. economy is getting better. welcome to obama recovery. >> kimberly: this is a celebration? >> eric: some people say it's getting worse and staying the same. my one more thing, saying good night to jack and suzie welsh. listen how they say goodbye. >> nice job on "the five," too. it's really great. >> thank you. i'm having a great time with that. >> love the show. >> thank you. >> we love that show. >> great people by the way. after the break, i said hey, thank you. suzie, i hope he is is not bad. we have a nightly date, jack and suezy with "the five" in the hot tub with vodka. >> kimberly: let's go on location. love hot tubs. >> dana: i'll tell everybody run, don't walk to your newsstand. because the great, greg gutfeld, is in the special oscar guide of "entertainment

weekly." "entertainment weekly." because "red eye" the show he hosted for five years has the fifty anniversary next month -- fifth anniversary next month. congratulations. >> kimberly: he is brilliant in the article. >> greg: thank you. >> eric: congratulations. >> kimberly: congratulations. >> bob: you deserve it. >> greg: i got e-mail from my sister who is going to be in town. he is is going to come by and see "red eye." he is said, i asked what are you doing in town? he is said going to see "people's court." i joked you are going to be on "people's court" or see it. she's on "people's court." >> kimberly: this can't be good. >> bob: what did he is do? >> greg: i don't know. >> dana: traffic violation? >> greg: the less i know, the better. >> bob: is he is married? maybe nagging. >> eric: this was a great week. >> kimberly: fabulous week, everybody. keep it real. >> bob: all right. go