and obama for president. i love it. thank you. 1* 1 diligence you know us by the trail of our dead. but what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thank you, greg and we added caramel to the product line this year. >> caramels. >> and fish nets as well. we have ourselves a hum dinger tonight, greg. he has a few choice words for

democrats looking to win florida in november. greg is going to set up the story. the control room will roll some tape and then we will ask for some witty and insightful comments suitable for television. we will be rate the 1% for being productive. and finally, how many bear breasts does it take to distract the world's leading financiers? one would do it, but we will give it to you on the show. i like the loose tie. it makes you look rugged. see you later. let's welcome our guest. she is hotter than fire ants siping tabasco sauce in a sauna on the sun. i am here with my co-host of "the five" that thing weekdays

staring me as well on fox news channel. she's hotter. and he is so sharp hemophy lie acs have a restraining order. and he come out with his own designer hepititis. it is bill schulz. and sitting next to me is new york observer and contributor dana vachon. and good to see you, pinch. >> today our on-line opinion natter asks, was english being a global language should americans spend time studying poland languages in school? i believe it was a french philosopher saying the danger of being mono-lingual is, quote -- [speaking french]. which loosely translated states "i am the only butt doctor on duty.

have you no choice but to let me disrobe and examine you." owe ky he didn't say -- okay, he didn't say that. >> bill told you to say that. >> i don't know who this bill is, but he sounds great. >> i had no idea. is the whiney population back? on saturday protesters repeatedly clashed with cops throwing rocks and bottles and spraying walls with graffiti and smashing glass cases at city hall and burning an american flag. more than 400 were arrested and it appears gene quan has changed her initial position of coddling these criminals telling reporters, quote, people in the community have to stop making excuses for this behavior. and the former scute maker -- and the former excuse maker herself added -- >> i think everyone is losing patience. i think they are hurting the

movement. >> now you tell us. the woman declared a holiday for them. adding fuel to the campfire, riots on the streets of america are on the way. the democrat funding billionaire supports ows and thinks cracking down could be worse telling news week, whatever that is, that if carried to the extreme, quote, could bring about a repressive political system, rps for short. if society were a liberal liberty, look no further than bun run, the sheep herding rabbit. >> if it were only that simple. dana, protesters said, quote, the occupy movement is back on the map. hooray? >> what is meaningful is they

had meaningful suggestions. even after these reforms $1.2 billion disappeared. they had residence because they were correct and not because they were violent. and i think the violence doesn't doesn't -- i thought that was damascus when i first saw it. >> is damascus some guy? >> he makes a great fatush downtown. >> i must look him up. kimberly, good to see you again. it seems like only a few hours ago we were sitting across from each other discussing almost the same story. mayor quan is quite a character. she loved the occupy yes, sirs when they started. she basically -- i don't have proof, but she basically handed the key of the city to them. talking about their beliefs. and now isn't the only person to blame herself? >> she bears direct response built. she coddled them and was trying to be pc and ended up being a pacifist for the whole

thing. they didn't take her seriously whatsoever. if anybody is upset they should be upset directly with the mayor. it is her responsibility and she completely abdocated. >> so far it cost oakland $5 million. when they showed this on cnn i was on the stair climber, just so you know. >> thanks for that detail. >> and the bottom said this, whatever, incident injects new life into the movement. as though this is kind of a good thing. where do you stand on this? >> it is summed up in the words of gandhi saying "let's set fire to things and break stuff." that is the third least violent thing happening in oakland, so it does show progress. no, but even things like, we are starting to test the patience. what is this patience you have. whatever to doing this it is just throwing rocks. it is just vandalism. that's not civil disobedience. that was uncivil violence

against the people in your community and a lot of troublemakers are coming in from other towns because that is just a place to make trouble. 24r* is no political abatement anymore. >> they interviewed with the new york times reporter. a bunch of teenagers spent the weekend blowing up cars. the times reporters thought they would start talking about the colonizers and the kids said it is really fun. it is fun to wreck stuff. >> the protesters are doing this because in a couple years they will be able to get laid based on stories of being part of the movement even though the movement was people throwing crap. >> i was there and it didn't work for me. you know, my advice to them, not to be a flag hag, but don't burn old glory. it has been done. it is ineffective. it does not get the right people on your side whether it is the left or the right. and furthermore i will give advice to the mayor. the asian janeen go rave pho

low look has been done for awhile now. that reminds me of the 90s. put some make up on. >> america is that which can't go on won't. obama has been the most polarizing president ever. but it goes back to george bush. if you look at an obama and romney match up, we can only go toward the center. they look more ridiculous and will have less and less credibility in the months ahead. >> she has essentially encouraged lawlessness, she really has. she is posed to maintain order. trouble be gets trouble. they want to have a good time. it has nothing to do with the message of what this whole thing was started on to begin with. and now oakland had enough problems. let's be honest. you are from the bay area, and now look at. it disaster. joy she is -- >> she is like the second worst mayor in the bay area. >> i don't know what you are talking about. >> i was talking about jerry

brawn. what did you think i was talking about? you immediately -- >> some people can't think outside their oin rules. >> sorry. >> it makes me sick to my stomach. >> from occupy hysteria to leaving america. democrats in the hunt, allen west turning blunt. they shouldn't count on winning florida you in november. their message won't res son nate with the sunshine state. on saturday night the outspoken and the awesome congressman addressed a dinner west palm beach. i wonder if he will say we need harry reid and nancy pelosi and my dear friend the chair of the democratic national committee know that florida ain't on the table. >> and we need to let president obama, harry reid, nancy pelosi, and my dear friend the chairman of the national committee --

>> we need to let them no that florida ain't on the table. take your message of equality of achievement, take your message of economic dependancy. take your message of enslaving the entrepreneur will and spirit of the american people somewhere else. you can take it to europe. you can take it to the bottom of the sea. you can take it to the north pole. but get the hell out of the united states of america. >> i don't know. i think the crowd went for it. >> that was my stunted half brother, guner. we lost him a couple years back. they are looking for him. he likes to hide.

inflammatory, perhaps extreme. there seems to be a double standard. for 40 years we have had outspoken black leftists. i came up with a list earlier i won't go through. but anywhere from the black panthers -- >> america don't come around, we will burn it down. >> nicely done. i didn't know you had that. my . is, you have one blackout spoken conservative. what is the big deal. >> race is the wrong way. the tea party was far more successful at turning it into political power. if you look at how they spent that political power it was a bust. the debt standoff turned into the s&p down grade which actually caused the markets which the ta par holds t be above all else to endorse e value of american debt, there by increasing the power of federal government and their political caned -- candidate dropped dead early in the race, bachmann. >> you completely lost me. now have you mitt romney who

created the basis for obama care and newt gingrich who sounds like a wall street guy attacking romney. and they are redrawing allen west congressional district to get him out of his office. so this guy is making this ridiculous statement. he is trying to get some role in the political party as it moves toward the center. >> i see your point. i didn't understand the economic part of it. >> the s&p just caused the markets to uh official our credit worthiness. bizarre. who would have thought that? the financial market said to the tea party, fail. it didn't work. >> with the tea party -- the tea party was incredibly successful. how many candidates did it get? there was no real leader which is what you are seeing now, correct? >> where is the leader though? >> i don't think they were

ever ordained as leaders. >> i don't know if they had a seat at the table of the republican party. that's my . >> isn't that always the case with politics? except with the democrats they followed the progressive side with obama. you have one part that is more conservative than the other and tries to pull people over there. >> this guy created a socialized health care system. this is happening in a way that is greater than it usually happens. >> good ., good . >> why is he assuming the north pole would be receptive? >> that's the last place. santa would bring the good kids and the bad kids presents. >> they get present stamps. >> i think it is interesting to show that obviously he is throwing red meat to the crowd there. >> a brch -- bunch of rich gop people paying to have dinner? >> that's the exact rhetoric

that will sweep the republicans in office in 2012. >> i have to say that i think he earns -- i mean the guy has been literally in the line of fire. he was in iraq and afghanistan, so he can do whatever the hell he wants in my book. the guy was a community organizer, but he was organizing afghanistan's groups a little different. what do you make of this? >> less paper cuts and more bullets. >> we had a heated conversation and i can understand why someone would say -- beck kill was saying -- beckle said it was the mirror of maxineaters. joy he was extreme on it and we disagree. the . you made if i can play you and you can play bob, but this to me doesn't seem -- it is such a double standard. if you have the left saying this, no problem. but everybody is up in arms because it is lieutenant colonel allen west. i don't find anything wrong with what he had to say. it is his right to do so. he is expressing his opinion. sure, the crowd loved it.

but he is not saying send them, kick them out. i would suggest sending them to oakland instead of the north pole. >> i know the idealistic socialism running a muck. >> you may not like the politics, but should people have to apologize for saying insydney year things when they are not advocating violence? >> i don't like apologies. no, i don't think you need to apologize. i will say he is right on points. this man fought for our country. in this country, if you don't agree you get the f out. that is what he was fighting for, greg, and you can't argue with that of the this guy knows america up and down. >> he was talking about message. >> that's right, if you disagree with his message, get the f out. i'm for this. can't argue with it. >> i would say this is small potatoes compared to the stuff i heard. >> cornell west.

>> alec baldwin keeps threatening to leave the country and never does. >> every baldwin has. >> or the voter intimidation you were discussing. >> who would he describe as his dear friend? she linked linked a tea party to the tucson tragedy. i don't think you can get more inflammatory on that. >> i can't argue about that because she is a family member. >> i can tell by the hair. >> i use conditioner. >> it did feel soft. >> we have to take a break. a lively conversation i might add. coming up, what do you do when your chauffeur gets a speeding ticket? we discuss dana vachon's new book "i strangle the chap with my bear, well manicured hands." but first, what is this? topless women protesting? sounds topless.

they are protesting the rich without a stitch. on saturday three radical feminists, is there really any other kind? >> no. >> they disrobed a dabose to demonstrate against the gangsters at the world economic forum. >> all because of you. all because of you. all because of you. all because of you. all because of you. all because of you.

>> can i talk now? you would think the guy we hired to make the blur, did he have to make it the size of a beach ball? they are from a ukrainian group. the motto is we came, we undressed and we conquered. they should be given passage to the united states and the group has protested in other european capitals against the abuse of women's rights. on saturday their target was the world in business leaders inside the davos convention center. the women were vent low -- were eventually arrested burkts not before one took out her anger on a hapless security guard. >> all because of you. all because of you. >> on you con flicked it must that guy be?

telling a beautiful half naked woman to go away because she is hitting him. one of the women -- i would be confused. one of the women explained their mission. >> came here to explain the position of all people of the world and we are poor because of these people who now sitting in the building. >> i liked it better when they were protesting. i don't need to hear the story. you lost me. you have to learn the message and the topless thing works. joe, important issue. they are using their body to make a . >> they are protesting an occupation in my pants. what? >> really? >> there is food poisoning going around. finally good looking women striping to make their . as we discussed here. but who is the guy doing -- give her something to work with. >> i apologize. talk about how frustrating that must be as an adolescent

at home trying to watch this. it is worse when the cable would scramble. th is a protest -- this is a protest everybody could get behind. >> in every way possible. don't know why they protested at dominique straes can's house. what are tre trying to achieve? all they are doing is getting this monster that paces back and forth watching them, slowly turn nooght sex wear wolf he becomes after 5:00 p.m. they are all giant slabs of woman meat. and he in the end will win. >> i think that was less blurred. >> it might have been. >> what is the irony of this? >> i think they must have bought their ticket and it deals largely with income and equality around the world. ji they are protesting -- >> the coverage is spend august lot of time on their issue.

>> kimberly sthis act of taking their tops off in public empowering? i think it is. >> maybe to them. i don't think anybody is paying attention to what they are saying and their message is not what they are discussing, so it makes no sense. maybe they took a wrong turn on the way to protest. >> it is like information technology and social media which is the reason why images of female breasts are so jarring and hard to come by in the times in which we live. >> immediately following that they did some protesting ice sculpting using only their super cold [bleep]. >> that's weird. >> it was that freezing. >> it would seem they would be into a bunking -- a b nu ga-bunga party. >> why don't you import them to fox newschannel? >> it is an advertisement for

diesel jeans. it is a great ad for any jeans. or just genetic jeans. those are great jeans. >> they say that -- i am actually not going to say that. >> i don't believe it. you learned to restrain yourself. i have never seen that before. >> it makes me wonder, what are shirtless fat guys at packer games protesting? they write on themselves. >> in america we are so used to the fat people taking their shirts off. >> and they have brains too but they are moobs, man boobs. >> i had them for awhile. they are not pretty. i wish i could blurb them in my own mirror. do you have a comment on the show? the worst thing is they stair back at you. they are like a little alien that stair back at you. >> they stair at me every day. >> it is not like you are not staring at them. what are we talking about? >> i get paid to stair at

you. >> e mail us, red eye at fox news .com. to leave a voicemail my direct line 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from mike baker. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bed racing, teams pushing beds in a contest to see who is the fastest. thanks, bed racer.

welcome back. let's see if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's mike baker. hi, tv. >> i see what you did there. scorecards.corecards. we had 2there were 18 incorrect statements and five dubious statements. we will break that down later on in the break down segment. on the half time, dana vachon is leading the what i on the weighted gpa curve with a 3.7 followed closely by kimberly, joe and greg. >> wait, i'm ahead of kimberly. >> are you right. absolutely. >> you are right, i do. >> and i didn't have room for bill. >> i cooperate figure out how to add the fifth person. >> considering you worked all day on that before watching

the show. you should be able to find room for me. >> all i do is i compile the statistics as they come to us here in the fox newsroom. and then the graphics department puts this together. >> then all you do is lie? >> exactly. overnight sprockets, you can see we have a problem. the gap started to widen. we have to keep our eye on that. the numbers actually look pretty good in comparison to the previous past few weeks. the important thing to do, keep track of the weighted segments that are highlighted. you can't see that because the ink cartridge ran out and we are black and white tonight. and finally, -- oh, never mind. that's my twitter address. >> you like to tweet the fox news contributor when you are a little drunk, right? >> not when i am a little drunk. >> do you remember when you

might have tweeted, kimberly? >> no, i did not. >> what kind of psycho with the gun -- >> don't play along, kimberly. >> what's so funny. are you sure it is not bm company, man? >> we need to nip this in the bud. i was told to keep this section short and i could focus on the stories. last time i only spent 30 secondss on the story. we seem to be heading that direction again. >> apparently this tweet has made you uncomfortable. >> actually it was not a tweet. i had nothing to do with this. let's go to this. pinch, bill we started off the show with you quoting voltair. >> i don't know what you are talking about. that was the talking paper. >> i know. >> look to the curtain. >> pinch, if we can talk to

pinch then directly. >> i don't know why you have me on the screen then. >> he referred to monolythic. at the end of the day voltair was persecuted for pointing out the dangers and not portraying a butt doctor as you suggested, pinch. >> i do believe i corrected myself and said i do not speak french. way to listen to my entire brief refrain. >> well let's not revisit that. >> looking at story number one, occupy. dana, you said that violence doesn't achieve anything. hello? >> you lost me. >> that's okay. that joke has been done before. >> it just over loaded my comedy centers. >> i know. i will keep it shorter next time. >> if that is the case, just out of curiosity why do so

many turn to their means, their objectives. >> so many where? >> around the world. >> if you are in a totalitarian state, it does show something. it shows mu bar rick is not powerful and can do nothing. in america where you have civil liberties and other avenues to go down, i don't think it achieves a lot. i think it discredits your movement. i think it takes you away from the middle where most of the battles are won. to occupy wall street is a successful movent in. they are not desperate. they put a lot of ideas into the mainstream discussion. >> there is that feeling as was mentioned that they used up their capital. kimberly, talking about mayor of oakland somewhat disparagingly. what do you think she should have done? what should have been her strategy from the outset? jay she --

>> she should have taken a firm stance. it is one thing to open a discussion, but to promote and encourage violence that is essentially what she did because she allowed them to continue in this way, and it is still going on where other cities are able to shut it down and monitor it and handle it responsibly. think about it. was that a good idea? in retrospect you are saying she is wrong. so she should lose her job. >> can you finish that shot saying, greg was completely lying about that tweet? >> he sent it to me and there is a picture of you with a big gun and it was late at night and it was weird. i sent it to fox security. i said, they would like to recall, but -- >> now we are at the bottom. >> i hillary treat those -- will retreat those. >> let's hire diligence to investigate. >> that's what they did, and you saw how well that worked. >> apparent lie you don't

understand how this show works. it is my half time report. >> the tables are turned. >> you quoted gandhi when he said let's set fire to things and break stuff. >> i stand by that. >> i couldn't find that anywhere as an actual quote. after you gave some -- you gave some good advice when you said, quote, it is fun to wreck stuff. >> it certainly is. i made a diagram. >> here is the rest of the show. here is you. and the intersection is this very tiny shaded area. that's where you are at. >> i thought that was very good. >> i am here. >> do you remember what his

full name is? >> no. >> hubert gerald brown. do you know where he currently is hanging out? >> i want to say atlanta. >> he is serving a life sentence for murder. >> that's hot-lanta. >> in hot-lanta. let's switch to story number two on congressman allen west. greg, you said no one was ordained as leader of the tea party. and a quick research by the staff down here proved you to be correct. nobody was ordained as leader of the tea party. >> i don't know what ordained means. >> the coke brothers don't need to be ordained. they were just born coke brothers. >> kimberly, quickly, your take on the redistricting of allen west's district. >> i think he should stay right where he is. he is a powerful voice in america and people are making too much out of the situation. >> do you think there is some intent behind the redistricting? >> you want me to say it is racist? we had a big discussion about that, sensorring the

conservative block, american. i think it is a bad idea. >> apparently. greg, you said that not every baldwin -- no, you said every baldwin has threatened to leave the country. i believe dana said that. >> i think he meant it in jest. >> i don't know. who knew? >> let's go to the breast story and we will wrap it up with the breast story. the motto of the group, we came, we undressed we conquered seems bass akwards. would you like to revisit the thought that you didn't express? >> no. >> i would like to . out we got through -- we got through most of the stories. >> that's a first are to you. >> that was entertaining. >> i think so. coming up, john travolta is gay -- ning weight for a

new film. i love how he throws himself into a -- into his work. but first, topless women again. more of a fond look back. remember when we did that story in d block. dye topless ladies -- bye topless ladies. >> guests say at the econo-suite had -- suites and now serving come plaw men tree breakfasts.

they got lots of heat for a stupid tweet. two british tourists were arrested and detained for 12 hours in los angeles after the dude whose name is lay van

brian tweeted, what sounded like a threat" free this week for a gossip prep before i go and destroy america. the department of homeland security didn't realize it was slang for getting drunk and partying. he was flagged as a potential threat. and vhs had other evidence against him. he tweeted "three weeks tag we are totally in l.a. pitching people so blvd and digging marilyn monroe up" that was a reference to family guy. homeland security didn't see it that way and searched their luggage for shovels before locking the brits up for the night. >> come on. >> i wouldn't make this up. okay maybe i would. let's discuss this in the lightning roooooouuuuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> dana, didn't the department of homeland security earn their keep with this arrest?

>> absolutesly. absolutely. i think we should double their budget and give them the grain light to -- the green light. >> you know how obnoxious brits can be in l.a. they are clubbing and they fight and pull each other's hair. >> l.a. changes everyone. >> it does. >> who cares if they were innocent. they are annoying. >> 100%. i have zero sympathy. detain him, strip search him. male assist on that and body cavity search. >> he is using the destroy america hash tag all year long. we don't need that guy. meanwhile, you have the shoe bombers who are going to the u.s. embassies and getting homemade tickets which is bizarre. >> they are concentrating on twitter. you reference family guy. >> a fine fox network

program. >> it looked like an 80s sitcom. they need to publicize a success story. >> put a 24-hour alert on judy garland's tomb. >> if we can take down that tomb . bill, let's face it, we make fun of them, and we owe them an apology. >> yes! although i think the girlfriend of his owes a certain group of the population an apology as well. she said this about a reporter to a friend who tweeted this, "we just wanted to have a good time on a holiday. that's what he meant. he would not hurt anyone. he is gay. first of all, that is unbelieve whree -- unbelievable homophobic. the gays can hurt as men minority. in west hollywood they are more capable of hurting people.

they better take that back. american gays are poed. >> that's the stuff you come into another country and you don't know why you are being arrested and it is a tweet. 2* has to be a great feeling. they were taunting him, looks like you shouldn't have tweeted that. are you actually enjoying arresting him? >> i love the differences between our two countries. they are acting like, we are going to destroy a place something they say in england. we say that here. the difference is gays say that here frat boys are like we are going to destroy -- and england it is like, we are going to destroy. >> but it may be more expoise sure than you wanted jie. awkward. magic mushrooms help people with clinical depression. according to the head researcher -- there is a joke in there. the elite ingredient in

shrooms gives access to personal memories and emotions. sure it does, doctor. >> don't we know that any drug that alters your brain is an anti-depressant because the brain is a sad, depressing jerk. >> yes. once again drug rtz answer. people put the faith in the farm suit will cays. look what ecstasy does. it gives the same results is couple therapy. ben legalize them and stop monkeying around. >> you are a lawyer. >> yes. i am against drugs. why did you look at me? what did you do? >> keep having that water, you may be on drugs. >> i was wondering that in fact. >> they are all equal whether it is caffeine or cocaine. it is how you use it. >> what are you talking about? why do you make statements like that and it is untree and

irresponsible. we have a certain test tube example here. >> don't say that about devito. he was not a test tube baby. >> we know prohibition didn't work. >> that's a larger issue. i have a different opinion than you do. actually dealing with these in the criminal system. >> having been a pros ut coulder. >> i think i am still a prosecutor on this show in case you haven't noticed. once a prosecutor, always a prosecutor. due want to play after? i'm the prosecutor. >> it is so out of context. >> terrible. what is the important thing? what if they find out mushrooms do do something

amazing like cure cancer. people will look at it as illegal. >> a glass of share done nay and it clears the mind, but people drink liters of it. people are not responsible and rational. and that's the problem. some studies show trip al gore gore -- tripping your] bleep [ off may make you feel better. i have to take a break. we have more.

alaska airlines announced it will hand out prayer cards to the passengers. an e mail sent to frequent fliers, some associate the cards with our service, and at the same time we heard from many who believe religion is inappropriate on an airplane and some are offended when we hand out the cards. people aren't offended. could this be the worst idea ever, prayer cards on a plane? >> terrified might be the word. i would be very concerned if they were giving out cards. it is like saying prepare yourself to meet your doom. but it is also interesting it

is just for people in first class of the it is true for the people in coach it is like, you know, roll the dice. go to hell, literally in a sense. >> exactly. kimberly, what were you doing? >> i was touching myself. >> if someone gave uh prayer card on a plane -- >> i would take it. you would freak out, yes, if you were awake it is like an interesting cocktail of am be yen and xanax fnlt. >> that's what i would do. does this send the wrong message that they can't fly the plane? >> i didn't hear the question. would you ask one more time? >> wow. >> you should have said, i don't know. i will aska. >> that was a new one for the joke. i didn't have the right way to do it so i was going to back into. it. >> this is all getting bleeped. it doesn't matter. >> bleep. >> it was an alaska joke.

>> bill, when you take your first airplane ride would you use a prayer card? >> yes, and i would trade them like a baseball equivalent. i would also say, i disagree. the people in coach have been probably praying their entire life that things will get better. they got their prayers in. it is those guys in first class that really need prayers. >> the 1%ers. >> joe's spinster grandmother wanted to fly across alaska, but couldn't afford it. >> also getting bleeped. >> he needs more than my help. he really does. >> at this . i am bleeping everything. >> i love alaska airlines. i really do. >> we have to go. we will close things out with a post game wrap up with mike baker. and to see clips of recent shows go to fox news .com/red

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there is no show tomorrow. we are bumped for fox newschannel's coverage of the florida primary. a new "red eye" returns on wednesday. what up mike baker? what do you got? >> tell us about your exciting red tails movie moment. >> i got to meet cuba gooding, junior, one of my favorites. i texted him in studio b and i saw the movie "huckabee" and it is awesome. check it out. >> tell us about your performances. >> i am going to a club, the last comedy spot near seattle. >> kirkland, washington, excellent. and dana, the lion is on the warpath. >> the salmon are running purple. >> mark, go. that's it, greg.