>> i was going going to trash obama's only going to church four times since winning election. but i'm going to say let's go giants! >> that's it for us at "the welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld in for lance claude who is out with injuries. lance, we are pulling for you. sorry, i didn't hear you yell, turn it off. no now to andy levy for our pre game president are. >> go giants, america. our top story, why does the aclu want you to watch porn at your local public library? that's because the aclu cares about you. and a newspaper proclaiming she is a i can fa. let's get the obvious joke out of the way asking why she didn't see the article coming beforehand. and they are offering an all ryan gosseling commentary.

why this is in the lead i will never understand. >> thank you, andy. >> happy super bowl weekend. >> i have my giant bowl ready. >> what are you putting in your bowl? >> a collection of smaller bowls. the idea is to put smaller bowls into my super bowl. that's what everybody is talking about. >> looks like you have a niles weekend planned. >> nobody shares my obsession with the super bowl. it is so weird because everybody talks about it. >> i am going to a super bowl party if you want to come along. >> i don't like leaving my bowls. >> i understand. i used to be like that too. now i like sharing it with other people one day a year. have a good show. >> see you. let's welcome our guests. i thought he would never leave. she is so hot that on weekends she doubles as a plow torch. it is -- blow torch. it is ann coulter. and he knows issues lining bill knows tissues. he is yaw hue news political

reporter chris moody, named after yahoo serious. a lot of peep don't know that. and the janitors keep trying to empty him, bill schulz. and he is the thinking man's grizzly adams, the most rugged thing to come out of scotland. sitting next to me, gavin mcguinness, and his book "how to [bleep] in public comes out march 20th." yes, we will bleep it. we will blur it. and it is no wonder he is going under. good to see you, pinch. >> that's one book be -- we will not be reviewing. >> they shall best the patriots a score of 62.3 to the color as you are. truth be told, sports isn't exactly the paper of records real house. that said, i am excited to introduce the new wheel house section this week. whereupon we will profile several 19th century steering stations that are

real jim dandy's. no more sports section for us. >> it is about time. we are a nation torn over library porn. yes, the washington state library district, is there any other, has refused to allow access to on-line smut, and now it is sued by something. when computer users type porn into a search engine, it is as if porn doesn't exist. terrifying, but true. it is like the 50s. the board says the filter is there to promote reading and life long learning. but it is also to avoid situations in which children stumble on to smut which is what happened to this woman's 10-year-old daughter without the filters. >> it is really scary. for a child that doesn't understand what it is. it took her several days before she could plane to me what it was she saw. there is a lot of crying and i lot of i don't feel good in my stomach, and i don't understand that. >> what is that kid doing back there? i want to know what he is

doing. he is committing a crime. it is representing three library users in a nonprofit and it says federally funded libraries should filter. one explained -- >> adults can be prevented from doing important research or just looking at art galleries or whatever because of the filtering system. >> you know he has great breath. >> what if someone does need to do research on a porn paper. anyway, we have an example of an x-rated video. sensitive viewers should leave the room. >> there has to be a reason. they are so adorable they must scratch their eyes out and then pee in your eyes.

why don't we have them? >> they smell like [bleep]. >> gavin, let's go to the story. thanks for ending it on a disgusting note. >> thanks a lot. i didn't know we were discussing. i guess i will never be born in england again. >> are there tabooed arguments for allowing pornography in the library? >> yes, freedom of speech. we have to allow that. i'm sorry, but he is right. >> how is watching porn and pleasuring yourself freedom of speech? >> who is defining what porn is? i don't want them to come with the idea. i get kids shouldn't see it. it is not hard to make monitors as such that is only the person seeing it can see it. >> you will construct these so the homeless guy can get off? this is what you believe the taxpayer should pay for? >> yes. you want to play hard ball? >> yes. i am happy to go to the dark side and show you the losers of the equation. one solution would be list the data to the right of the screen so people can see what is going on there, if it is a

perv. if he gets any vehicles and starts pleasuring himself, kick him out. no one else canada fine what is porn and what is disgusting and what has to be sensorred. if it is a public library and they are public computers, they need public information. >> i don't know. >> i am not happy about it, but -- >> oh yes you are. >> anne, you were saying in the green room you thought it was great porn is available, and if they start filtering adult videos you will move to canada where gavin is from. >> no back alley porn around here. this is exactly what they always do. anything they like must be subsidized. anything they don't like must be banned. contrast this case with citizens united which is core first amendment speech. and by the way, getting off isn't speech. they are all hysterical about. and the last time i explained it, i was bleeped. i won't even bother now. meanwhile, they have sued.

if it is normal porn they will sue because it is harassment. they will defend gay porn and anti-religious porn. >> hold on. i will never defend normal porn. that is not even worth my time. >> hold your thought. i am glad you raised your hand. it is an improvement where you bite people. i want to bring chris in on this. it is his first time on the show. put your arm down young man. i just do that thing in middle school where you put it over. >> let's face it. porn is available, the library is a free peep show emporium for the homeless. >> you have to feel bad for the librarians. it is helpful for society. now they are cure raters for homeless people. maybe we should get them a room. remember you rented a movie where everybody was hugging and there were videos. we can't have them out in the

open. they pushed the button and an outhouse forms. and they can do their thing in there. >> that costs money, bill. it is something you don't have. you sleep in the library almost every night. would it bother you having these gritty, overcoated men over your unconscious body? >> that's why i am sleeping in that area. a brother has to stay warm. they did try to hedge their bets in washington by saying, well, it is blocked, but each case will be judged on a case by case basis. meaning somebody has to go up to a librarian and explain why they want to look at porn and then they will judge accordingly. the only one that is that desperate to see porn is the guy in the trench coat. it is somebody that wants to see one or two things. >> gavin will do it for $40. >> i run a website called street [bleep] and tv carnage. it is not porn, but it would get listed that way. i want to ask you, what about an internet cafe where people

pay a fee to look at the internet. should that be sensorred? >> we are not talking sensorship. they are peep shows. >> at internet cafe you are fine, as long as you are paying a fee. >> are you turning an internet cafe into a peep show. >> the owner would do it, so fine. but that is a different matter than the taxpayer paying for it. >> coffee shop was next to me, and the reason they shutdown was guys were in there doing what they do. it is free speech. they are not mowning, but it is free speech. >> i will raise you an internet where people sit around and talk about internet porn. can't get offended by that. >> one lawsuit related to my own lawsuit for the public libraries to put hand sanitizers in. >> that's an important thong

-- thing. we are removing the challenge in your imagination to create pornography. they had the sex-ed books next to each other. >> but i had to find attractive witches and any anatomy diagrams that were not bisected. what if we are treating kids without using their brain muscle. >> when i am talking about pornography as a subject i am interested. then i am more and more interested and then something happens after 30 second expiz don't want to talk about it anymore. >> your mind is wandering. i feel like you need a map. >> don't use words i can't understand. from keeping it clean to going green. thanks for ending that

segment. roseanne bar has rocked nobody's world. she announced she is throwing her sizable hat into the presidential ring as a green party candidate. that's her on the right. i'm on the left. with the shows such as "roseanne" and" roseanne" i am running for the green party. i am an official candidate. i am for the greening of america and the world. green equals peace, slash, justice it includes making pot legal if it were illegal. it is forgiving all student loans credit card debt and homeowner debt. all of the money disappears and nobody gets hurt. the mental case says she will use the power of the presidency to make sure everyone has a job and free health care and she outlawed bulls. they were in a tizzy after she made the announcement.

>> it is good to see him getting work. >> what does that smell like? >> don't ask. >> chris, you are the political thinker. could a roseanne candidacy fundamentally change the 2012 race? >> so long as she doesn't sing we will be fine. talking about the green party, i think a legitimate fake party, this is a mockery of them. i almost feel bad for the green party. >> what was the last candidate? >> she is more legitimate than neighedder. >> are you rethinking your support for romney? now that roast anne has belly flopped into the -- roseanne belly flopped into the pool. >> for the democrats it distracts from the economy and for the republicans it distracts from the entire primary. i hope she makes a lot of prep

and lots of news on that. >> it definitely makes everybody else look good. the platform sounds really, really nice. you get job, health care, no more war and everything is paid for. it sounds adult. >> i can trace the roots of her platform, and it goes like this. hemp is legal. that's number one. you know, there is always dudes in the government. now women and blacks, anyone can be in the government. it is demographic representation. what else? >> you go to jail. or you go to work. so why not just go to jail? i'm not kidding. it is not the pot talking. i know it is 4:00 in the

morning, but i feel strongly about this. send that out to the news wires. >> you convinced me. bill, you dated her in the 1990s. would you consider being her running mate if she looks you up? >> if i can walk. i would say that it is very coincidental this woman has a reality show coming out about her and her farm. at the same time she is running for president. sounds familiar mr. trump. and to be fair and balanced, we have to have her on a block every night for the next two weeks. >> absolutely. >> we have to talk about it. >> have her call in. >> even if she is sending out a tweet, we must discuss on a block. >> her platform is occupy wall street. it really is. she was ahead of her time. she was way ahead of everybody else. she said the head bankers, that's what they would do. >> if they would have

recruited her early, they would only need one person to occupy wall street. >> i think she looks better. she looks a lot better. she is actually a better looking diane keaton than diane keaton. from roseanne to a scam, so was doubting her clairvoyance more than an annoyance? a british tv psychic thinks so. she looks like roseanne. it is freaking me out. now she is going to court over a newspaper that dared to question her magical power. sally morgan is accused of -- it is the only show that used that phrase in the last 40 years. they allege that morgan pretended to have psychic powers when she was repeating instructions from an assistant via an earpiece. imagine us doing that. the she claims the allegations

have killed her personal and professional reputation and she is seeking $240,000 in damages. is her esp-bs? let's go to the leap of faith penguin. >> a second later it was crushed . a short lived victory. you are not a human being and you can't talk and fly either. i don't know why i was so hard on the panther. >> yes. >> anne, isn't this psychic a bit right here? why are they criticizing her when it is humanity's fault

for buying into this bogus belief system? >> well, i don't think they are quite critiquing her enough since they say the only problem is somebody was speaking to her through her ear meet. earpiece. what is the real psych cig whispering to her? >> wasn't it that the wool interviewed the contestants interviewed -- earlier. >> i didn't read the story. >> i was in the internet cafe -- >> that waste not reading, my friend. i assume you read the first as a first time guest and you did it as a courtesey. time is limited for both of them. >> this my first time, so, yes, i did my home, would, but that will be the last time. $1 million is nothing if she can get 10 more headlines. if she can pull it off, she will say yes, she is a psychic and let's keep this going. why do women more than men

believe in psychics? and try not to say something psychics. >> first, we get the she should have known that was come. >> andy used your joke. >> it is not that ground breaking. >> women tend to be less knowledgeable about world events, because it creates lives from their bodies. it is like superman knowing about punk. >> give him this. >> now that everyone is chopped off to do list the only thing i am left with is we have this culture in america where if someone is offended they think they deserve something back. >> she was right. it was bad for her career and bad and made her feel had bay.

you do interview contestants before. the company they didn't like, you can't sue for that. just because something offends you doesn't mean you can sue. i. >> just quickly, i feel like we glossed over this theory. when the baby comes ut dissh -- i have not read that. when the baby comes out, that's what happens. >> they are a different species. why don't penguins play the guitar as well as me? they are a separate unit. >> have i to move on before i don't know what happens. what is the best way to cook and eat a liberal? we discuss anne coulter's new book. first, it is video of hot chicks. mental high five dpor every bro watching this right now. whrap

he has had enough of our guff. only din joked is calling for a new world order in which dominant powers no longer create false crisis by bullying other nations. a great time there with bill. the hookers are goats. he pointed out the nwo needs to be all inclusive. and not dominated by a particular single nation. meanwhile. it seems war may be looming since leon panetta may bomb iran soon. the speech was followed by iran's symphony performing the national anthem, and i believe we have tape.

>> kid sounds weird if you ask me. anne, you were saying there is a po nie t. we should stop being a bully. >> why didn't he just ask? >> it is so funny. it is like we have to work with smoke signals. give us a call. we have e mail, cell phone, the internet. but you have to make it public? >> it is like when an exgoes on twitter and says crap on you. >> put it on your wall on facebook. >> exactly. >> gavin, since you were talking , what is with our relationship with iran. is it too late to fix this? >> i feel like only din joked has come with ron paul. they are both saying, let's take it down a notch, hulk.

and both ron paul and -- what did you call him? a kook. >> i agree. when you are the hulk, you go, i agree! hulk feel strong. want 60,000 troops out of germany. no reason. can't stop. wanna help. >> if iran goes, all right, fine, we are going to punch you. okay. oh no! america kill iran, no. me feel -- oh china now, no, don't. no! >> we feel bad our innate strength. >> we do. >> was that a marvel comic or "of mice and men." i feel like you are a hybrid of them both and i loved it. that is what i want to see at

the "avengers." >> are we in a 30-year cold war that is about to go hot. >> they are a supreme lead neither a cardboard cutout. you know it is all fun and games until somebody gets nuked. >> and it could happen, bill. not really a question. >> no, it won't. if you paid attention to the earlier story roseanne announced she was running for prime minister of israel. i think we know what that means. game over, iran. there is a storm comin, and that storm had sex with tom arnold. >> you have to be more specific. >> that storm's name is roseanne bay are and not anybody who worked on the best damn sex show ever. i know you had sex with him. consider that an internet

rumor that is out there. >> i don't think i will be able to submit my short film to the festival now. do you have a comment on the show? e mail us. to leave a voicemail 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. loser. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by haircuts, the file where an arrangement where one share has been shortened by a sharp cutting instrument. thanks, haircut.

welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to tv's andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> good, thanks. >> in the intros, after the title of gavin's book you said, we will pleep that. well, the audience knows that because it has been bleeped by the time we see it. >> that's weird because i didn't think of it at the time. now i feel foolish. >> unlike you, i am always thinking of the viewers. remember that, viewers. remember when you vote in your favorite "red eye" poll. >> there is no poll. >> anne, regarding the porn you said this is what liberals do. i'm not sure why you think it

is a rib brail thing. >> it is a clue. >> yes. and they are limberals. >> i agree with you that liberals have no problem banning thens they don't like, but so are conservatives. >> and subsidizing the things they like. you don't have liberty university flying to new york and demanding they shutdown the gay rights parade. and yet they fly down to whatever liberty or university they are in to take in the sights. they are knot a live and let live party. >> you know what i hate? the annoying duck. >> gavin, you said what about an internet cafe, i think they pointed out, it is a private business. >> she said her word was fine. >> okay. >> it would be empty, but it would be fine. >> sadly it wouldn't.

>> all internet cafes did what you want. >> there are certain types of porn that are illegal, period. >> are they, though. that's what i told the owner, are they? are they? >> your excuse is in germany it is legal. >> i tried to do a fake accent and they are like, others, he is from there. >> and then you try to say that's me in the film. worth noting the new york public libraries say because born is protected speech their filters can be turned off by any adult who wants to. they told the l.a. commission that the city libraries could filter porn until somebody asked them to stop. >> we are all in the camera right now. >> and gavin is joking.

>> is it okay to cough? >> yes. just turn your head. >> they are an endangered species and they are carnivorous with a toxic bite. >> that's what i was wondering. >> people just watching the half time report are wondering why we are talking about in a porn segment. >> it is what you are watching. >> you can watch. but if you shave, you cannot. >> they look like nancy pelosi. they are a couper nancy pelosi. i don't know why anyone would want them. >> you said this is good for the democrats and the republicans. you may be right. bar comes in a second to joel stein for the nomination. she probably won't be the nominee, but maybe we can get

a green partied convention out of this. maybe that would be fun. >> she could have to drop out when she realized that joe biden was the vice president. >> it is somewhere they end sentences in prepositions i hope for your sake, greg. >> that was brutal. >> he is moderating everything. >> somebody may have said this, cynthia mckinney was a green party candidate. >> oh, well i am saying it. she got 161 thousand votes. a lot of people. >> you said the platform is occupy wall street. she says, quote, i have been a tire less add advocate yes, sir since day one ji there you go. >> by the way, she is also running for israeli prime minister. >> apparently somebody wasn't watching the snow. >> did you mention that. >> yes.

>> everybody is working for the weekend. >> which is gone because you don't get on over the weekend. >> he has the library. >> and internet cafes. >> tv psych cig -- psych kick. you know she is still going to sue you, right sph. >> oh well. >> keep that in mind. >> you are correct, it is not so i can tell the person in their ear. >> the person talking into her ear didn't tell lady di anything about not getting in the car. >> that's the thing. here is the deal. hershey is a fraud or she sucks. >> what is worse really? >> what is work. >> if you use suck in your psychic, but there is fraud. >> dined of a -- it is like

being a gad ju jo . you could be a fraud by withholding the information. that's so you could screw up their lives. >> greg, you are going to have a great life and everything will go fine. >> and you people think it is just women. >> it is mostly women. we have a culture where if something offends you you think you can sue. that's true, but this case is anyone's. >> i was thinking of western culture. i don't think i said america, did i? >> i think you said white people which was really, really offensive. >> it was weird. when he talked about white people it is in positive tones. >> remember he was like, we won't discuss other people living in eke land. evening land. >> chris, you understand why

morgan didn't accept the challenge? is it because she would have failed? if she wants more press, the story is over. she wants this to keep this going as best as possible. that's the these thing. >> and she would fell. >> perhaps. >> can you see the future and see she failed? >> can't i? >> exactly, i don't know. >> every girl in this room is believes what you are saying. all of our crew is like -- chris you said iran is all fun and games until somebody gets nuked. what do you make of the report that israel will do something about this. >> i don't think they have the capability to do anything right now. owe bough may may be off the hock if he is not elected. >> iran or israel? >> we know israel has the capability. i don't know if iran has the capability.

>> but obama needs to wait until november. >> say again? >> obama has to wait until a couple weeks beforey election. >> you are a professed ron paul supporter. you feel he has a lot in common with ron paul. may i . out you may be the worst spokesperson. >> i am switching to gingrich. all of my votes go to gingrich. god speed. >> i am done. >> go away. coming up, 8 dry yen brody is dead -- tired of fans begging him to do a news feeds. first, ryan gosseling24 hours a day and 7 days a week. that's not even close. i need him 36-14.

can american handle an all ryan channel? time warner cable, who ever they are -- i hate them. are offering gosseling on demand for february. for a few extra bucks they can watch any movie from his cat tau log, things like "drive,"" crazy stupid love" and "goonies." just draw a heart on your tv screen. time warner will know what you are doing. quote, i will be watching every movie nude. whatever, john gibson. let's scut this in the equally sceks -- discuss this in the basketballly ekesy, lightning rroooouuunnnd. lightning round. >> here is my only problem with this. it is not year-round. >> that's true. i don't know why we are doing this story. obviously there is an algorithm where people are choosing this and he is in the

news at the same time. let's make it a ryan gossling thing. it is just another way to make the doo hickey thing. >> wait a second, this is a specialy vent for ryan gossling. >> why after ryan? first they say bradley cooper is the hunkiest guy in america. the guy is melt in your mouth gorgeous. >> red eye, bill schulz went to the protest -- don't come after us saying we are anti-gossling you are anti-eyeballs. >> he does have -- >> always with wings and a beard. >> anne, are you on the ban

wagon or is there another hunk you prefer? >> i think this is what happens when you start letting homeless peach watch porno. it leads to this. >> what is next? >> the libraries are going to be packed. >> that's true. bill, you almost skipped work when you heard this. are you taking monday off. >> when first i heard about the slight -- i protested bradley cooper. now i look at him and i say, i can appreciate a gorgeous man. i can appreciate that. i continue see what is god about gosseling. he looks like a young jeff daniels and a llama. >> gosseling or cooper. >> there are -- >> watch him and get back to him. >> don't wear the sweatpants

when you see him. you will be drooling. >> you are just saying that because our movie theaters have dress codes. >> we don't want to make a . that this whole idea of a goseling month is racist because it is also black history month. it was a horrible thing to do. and he is grotesque in "stupid, crazy love." remember when they work out they get creases. you know what i am talking about. i believe [bleep] >> all right. where are we in the show? >> do i have to point out that that whole sentence has to go? i apologize. but i would not have a job. san francisco international airport -- why not just say everything gavin says tonight has to b edited.

>> i'm telling you about the veer knack lar. >> you could rhymed it like -- [bleep] >> that will have to be bleeped too. everything you say has to be -- [bleep]. >> i apologized fors. >> san francisco international airport has opened a yoga room. he those to be the first of its kind. but no shoes, food or cell phones are you a loud. it is an effort to improve an experience by showcasing the regional culture. i am just going to skip you gavin and go to chris. would you ever use this? >> i do downward dog in the aisle way when we are taking off and now i am glad i have a place to go. >> anne, would you use the yoga room before a flight? >> we have given up the idea

where airports you go and reach a phone that is going to plead with him every time. >> gavin, yo gabba is alive. it is stretching. if you take yoga people and run around the block next to joggers, the yow bough people are going, this is stupid anyway. the air here is so polluted. they are like, we have the stop or to you do you want to do this ? >> you often visit and shoot me feet up. do you think the row go room will be as popular. >> any place i can find it and a place to do it. >> is it makes sense. everyone going to the airport looks like they are dressed for yoga anyway. they are in their sweat chutes

and pjs. people have given up as a society. we are going to take a break. stay with us. we have more to come of the -- don't ever leave.

so, according to a new british study, men are nicer and more likely to do a good deed when there is a gorgeous woman nearby. but that's not true for women. they act the same in the presence of a hunky hunk. says one researcher, quote, theoretically it suggests that a good deed is the human equivalent of the peacock's tail. it shows how societies can encourage self-less acts. she sounds unattractive. and do you find men do more self-less acts in the presence of you? >> yes, look at gavin tonight. she has been mr. charm school. >> i have been. and you have laugh. >> i do think you should consider the women's side. i think they got real business done. >> and shouldn't places like salvation army have places to collect money.

>> yes, they have locations where you can slide your credit card. i don't have any change, oh, well good, i have a machine. >> technically you are a hot girl. do men do things in front of you that you don't pay for. i would say this study is accurate, and i would like to add to it. men do less good deeds around -- men do no good deeds if there are no women. at the least an attractive friend. if the option is off the table and there are just men, no good deeds. let that guy die. i realize he has a -- no, no girls around, not going to happen. on my merry way. >> if there were hoot chicks in the middle of a looting. >> yes. hot girls would have stopped

that. gavin, you get the last word. didn't we already know this. >> there has been a lot of studies saying men are unattractive, and that they -- that -- that -- that -- >> they say i stutter, but i don't think there is any evidence of that. >> we will come back. go to fox news.com/red eye.

don't forget to watch us on saturday at 2 ago a.m. eastern time. a new "red eye" returns on monday the show will be five years old that day. guest includes sandra smith and leeann twedin and kurt loader.

>> back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> chris, you worked as a commercial fisherman in alaska before becoming a big shot curran gist. please compare and contrast? >> i am bathing now. before i used to chase after dead fish and now i chase members of congress. >> i think the fish smelled better. >> they do. and so do i. >> yes, 11:40 am. >> excellent. >> and i am not going out with the "red eye" boy the night before so i can have my voice. >> gavin, what is going on with the book tour. >> i took out the bad words. how do people dsh -- in march. hopefully it will appear on the screen, mop tree y'all, boston. i would love for you to hear the laughter and joy conveyed. >> excellent