instead. "american idol" the girl fell off the stage. but she is going to be all right. you don't know what you are missing. everybody is eating this. get with the program. that's it for "the five." welcome. let's go to andy levy. >> cnn suspends roland martin after a gay rights group accuses him of homophobic tweets. and what is a dependancy index and why has it gone up? we will tell you, but only if you ask nicely. and what is the latest on the former penn state coach jerry sandusky -- jerry sandusky. >> thank you, andy. >> i understand you have a new

idea, greg? a group of cats getting caught in all kinds of hijinx. >> i knew you wouldn't take this seriously. >> you are talking about cats who work at city hall. >> i didn't laugh about your idea about creating a malaria vaccine. >> and i am still working on that, greg, what with the diversity of the parasite and whatnot. i don't know what that has to do with your idea of cats who work at city hall. >> priority had, but to each your own. you work on your vaccine and i will touch up the bureaucrats. >> successful at both, greg. >> go away. lets ay welcome our guests. >> she is cuter than a care bear stuffed in a hello kiter and stuffed in a strawberry short cake. >> he is smarter and stuffed

in a rocket scientist. >> my last day employed. >> you will still be there. >> and she is smellier than an onion stuffed in a sock. >> and he is funnier than a mime stuffed in a rubber chicken. and his profits taper because he is a stupid talking paper. >> today in thursday's styles he debuts his new line. it is handsome memininty. imreg -- feminine femininity. fashion week, fashion week put clothes on your body so you don't have to streak. yeah. >> well then, yeah. >> his tweet caused glad to

wreck him. i speak of cnn's roland martin. yes, that roland martin, now suspended by the network after the gay and lesbian alliance against defamation complained that some of his tweets were homophobic. it started during the super bowl when faced with the under wear ad and soccer star david beckham, martin tweeted this -- ain't no real bros going to h and m buying some underwear hash tag super bowl. followed by this -- if a dude at your super bowl party is hyped by the h and m underwear ad smack the ish out of him. >> oh no. >> glad then tweeted to martin that advocates of gay bashing have no place at cnn. then he issued a statement demanding the removal from cnn citing that, quote, he once referred to it as sinful behavior. he said he was cracking on soccer and not gays, but no matter. cnn issued this statement on

wednesday, quote, language that demean sins consistent with the values -- that demeans is not tolerated. we have been giving careful consideration to the matter and he will not be appearing on our air for the time being of the. >> apparently they didn't see the anderson cooper special. like clockwork on thursday martin announced he will be meeting with glad saying he looked forward to having a productive dialogue. meanwhile in japan they are dealing with bigger issues. >> typical rhino, am i right? should cnn have suspended martin? should they have taken what was said as the reason for his tweet at face value? >> they did say it was about

soccer and not about gay people. i do have to take him at face value for that. if it comes out he is not a comedian, and secondly they compared it to him saying before , if you come over to my house with a barbecue check the kids. kids get out of line and a man getting attracted to the man. >> he is adorable. >> he looks like an adorable dr. martin luther king. you can have your own stuff on your bed with your pillows. >> that twitter picture was adorable. >> didn't you think beckham would be more buff though? >> no. >> beckham looked delicious in those pictures, scrumptious. >> i would have thought the professional athlete would have been tighter and bigger rips.

why didn't martin talk about that? >> i don't know. but soccer players are generally very lean. >> he had a little stuff on the side. >> you are going to give david beckham an eating disorder. >> nobody can read his mind. that's what worries me is somebody can accuse you of what your motives are without actually having proof. they have a comment they can interpret, but that is what scares me. >> you shouldn't be tweeting stuff like that. it goes down to anybody and maybe they don't know you. maybe he has spoken out against homophobia. >> that's what jerry sandusky says. >> but you can't tell somebody not to speak. >> but you can certainly say i

don't like those tweets. those tweets were stupid. this whole thing you were saying about the cookout, he said if your kids come to my cookout and get out of line there will be ass whippings. and then he said, oh, there is a lot of ass whipping going on. >> when are you a comedian you are not funny. when you are a regular person and not funny are you fired. >> actually when he said he was going to beat the ish that stood for interested sexy hunks. >> bill, you get gay bashed all the time and you are straight. what is your take on this? >> there should have been a legend in there. i am very private, greg. the guy bashes him? i have been trying to have a meeting for weeks to talk about productive issues.

possibly over some apple tinis fnlt no one returns my phone calls. i talked to groups at mad. it doesn't mean they are not against getting drunk. the only time i can handle students it is sad are when they are drunk. >> you do realize you have no absolute right to a job, right? >> that's true. >> his i'm -- his employee can fire him. >> you would think an organization dedicated to the first avenue might be a little more tolerant. >> you represent your company, and we talked about this before. if somebody is embarrassing you you can fire him. we asked glad of the glad made chepts about red eye years -- comments about "red eye" years ago. we asked them on. >> i am down. they sent me. i know you can't tell because i am a mess.

i am a mess and moo i apartment is a -- and my apartment is a mess and you would never know. >> i don't know. >> see. >> i could have been in a parade or something loo right now. >> different kind of parade. >> has the so-called tolerance become the enforcer? the groups that talk about bullying stepped to be the bulliers they are watching -- they wait like vultures for you to screw up. >> everything from the crypts to the bloods and it is like, we are trying to protect ourselves. and then it slowly turns into the power. you get drunk with it and then you have glad. >> are you saying the crypts are gay? >> don't send letters, by the way. >> there is more grit for

those who say he is a socialist. according to a study released by the heritage foundation, in two years the american pub's dependence has spiked 23% with now 70 million relying on the program. to put that into perspective, that's the entire population of something. the conservative think tank's index reveals that it is the biggest two-year jump since carter -- and i think they mean jimmy and not aaron. medicaid and food stamps and welfare changes. that makes me angry, but what does it do to fox news outrage correspondent chin mcscowels? >> have i no idea who that is. >> he looks even kieled. >> he is the business guy here. how does this affect the economy? >> it has no affect. i want to know if i can get my porn usage subsidized in

someway. >> really? >> just kidding. >> if you apply for a grant to study porn. >> did you ever see the question mark guy? >> yes. >> he would tell you he could. >> but aren't you a bit concerned the average welfare recipient has more disposable income? >> in the old days, my mother grew up in a housing project and you couldn't have a phone. that's just the way it went. now we are subsidizing cell phones and we are going to porn. i might be in favor. >> i think you are talking about the next story. you are really all over the place. we are talking about that in the next segment. >> i am unscripted, greg. >> i like that about you. pab, i get the feeling this can't be turned back. there are just too many americans that are used to having free stuff, and you are not -- >> that's not true. >> well, there was an article

in the new individualist -- >> oh, the new individualist? >> the new era of -- obama's new era of responsibility is the era of nobody taking responsibility. and the math is all going in the wrong direction. not only are more people becoming dependent, i thought the more troubling stat is that back in the 60s 12% of americans didn't pay income tax, but 49.5% of americans, half of the americans don't pay income tax. >> i paid recently. >> you government sons of [bleep]. we now this swing was coming. we knew these -- these poor people would suffer. >> i hang around with poor people all of the time. >> that's the females.

>> nobody poor on welfare wants to be there. not a lot of them. but it is embarrassing. socially even in a poor group of people it is embarrassing. trust me. i ain't working, they ain't paying me. nobody does that. people are hurting. >> this is free. >> the cell phone thing is something they agreed in 1996 and they are making money. >> this isn't about people getting food on the table. >> he needs a phone to call dominoes, sir. >> does anybody care in the b block we were supposed to do a story on cell phones, and now we are not going to do that story because we are talking about it now? that means we will probably have to stretch it. isn't this a big achievement,

what obama has done, what your save yes, sir has done -- savior has done is he has made sure that you cannot ever elect another republican. it has to be someone who gives you things. you can't fire the guy that feeds you. >> but this doesn't have anything to do with republicans or democrats. it has been steadily going up since 1962. the two times it has gone down was once under your beloved regan and next under monica's beloved clinton. >> the republicans give stuff too. the last i checked lincoln was a republican. thanks for the freedom, money. >> you're welcome, sherrod. >> amazing. >> isn't anybody the least bit worried as you look ahead and it is unsustainable. you look at greece and you can look at california right now and it is unsustainable. you can't keep -- and the more stuff you give -- >> the more greasers you have

it makes us look small. we barrow cheaply. the treasury bond prices went up when we lost our triple-a rating. why was that? europe was imploding. until that changes we can keep doing this. >> and to sherrod's point, at the same time, it is a self- fulfilling prove prophesy when you extend the unemployment benefits. at some point, when do you say i know people are hurting, but we have to stop. >> they were just saying what we are doing is enabling. >> it is a slippery slope. >> but people do need help. how do you find that medium? >> you allow them to help themselves, sherrod. >> there is is a proverb. you give a man a fish you feed him for a day. but if you teachers and him to fish you can probably steel something from him. >> it is fun to take that fish and just smack it. >> just to see the reaction. >> they always think you are going to teach them.

>> and you get the mercury poisoning. >> so we should kill them? >> mcdonalds is always hiring. >> my first job. >> that's right. you were -- >> we talked about that on the last "red eye." coming up, what do you do when sad, lonely men offer to buy you drinks at a hotel bar? we discuss pab's new book "i accept a drink and then throw it in their faces and light them on fire." >> wow, that explains a lot. >> yes. first, is your kid doing drugs? yes? can he get me some?

should they block boys in

frocs? a virginia school district is considering a ban on cross dressing. after hearing a report that several students who favor dresses and wigs had to use faculty bathrooms due to safety concerns. there is another picture of a school. there are some windows. >> is that the school in question? >> it would outlaw clothing not in keeping with the student's gender, that is a distraction in class or poses health concerns. the ban would violate students' first amendment rights and they don't care about dudes in dresses. it is one or two angry teachers, sad teachers. but they say, quote, freedom of expression is good, but there is no limitation. that's where you draw the line of freedom of expression. meanwhile, let's go back to japan for an update on the situation there.

i don't believe that was necessary. pab, here is the thing, the school is saying they are worried about threats to kids. isn't the school concerned that they would be held liable if these kids were beaten up and they knew they would be beaten up? do they have a legitimate concern to protect the kids? >> they are probably also legitimately concerned about these kids' safety. they say there have been threats. they are not very specific about what the threats are or whether they are afraid they might be threatened ssments -- threatened. they talk about how the clothes can cause a serious disruption. clothes don't cause a threat. people do. if people are threatening these kids, then you go after those other kids. you go after the threat. you don't go to the other side. you don't say you can't dress

that way or the people win. >> clothing does president kill people, people kill people. >> i agree with that. however, why must you express yourself all the time? do you know what i mean? let's say legitimately you believe you are a woman trapped in a man's body, but do you need to express yourself 24/7? >> listen, when i was in elementary school, i used to wear under -- underoos. my mother said when you turn 18 you can wear whatever you want. you want to dress like that, but it will be a disruption. on your own time do it. >> and if you want to dress like that at home or on the weekends, fine. but at school just -- >> that's why a lot of schools have dress codes now. >> i wore a uniform, and it did -- it made it very -- not

distracting. >> i think he would be now for it. >> he would be dplad and reeducatedment charlie is this a violation -- >> why are you asking me about this topic? >> we have seen pictures of you as a child. >> we saw the cross dressing for the economy special. >> i have a problem with the kids not being able to dress the way they want. it is the school's responsibility to make sure the halls are monitored and that you don't get the crap kicked out of you. >> i am sitting next to larry and they are going to dress like this. i can't concentrate on this. >> what if he is attractive? that's the bigger issue. >> then i have to get at him why are you stirring these feelings up in me. don't be stirring it up in me. >> if you are going to say it is a distraction, aren't there

girls who are dressing sexy and are just as much of a distraction? >> let's focus on the topic, please. >> bill, what would solve this problem? >> dress codes. i don't understand why every private and public school in america does not have dress codes. >> why can't the boys then dress like the woman in the dress codes? like the catholic girls? >> i guess if you are in high school, go for it. definitely a senior, oh yes. >> with all due respect how many kids are we talking about? it has to be two kids. that's stupid. >> that's a great "red eye" story. can i make a quick point, we are over looking the obvious. it was a strategy to use the faculty bathrooms. >> it is only a matter of time before it goes to the court. >> that's true. and you will be there because you are in court. >> that's true. i go in there with a hand radio.

>> the lawyers are comparing it to the kids who wore the confederate flag shirts. that was a whole civil liberties case too with the first amendment rights and self-expression. >> the only way you can wear those shirt is if it says "dukes of hazard." >> you are talking about two kids and you can't predict two kids? >> we have to say though times have changed. the closest i ever saw to a dude in a dress when i was in high school was just an ugly girl. but now there is actually guys in dresses. >> that was before the prom, right? >> are you assuming they are ugly. >> no, girls -- actual girls that are ugly -- >> i have to move on. i also think kids love attention and a bigger deal it becomes. i think they also want to use a faculty bathroom. if you have ever been to a faculty bathroom, they are fantastic. there is a couch in there

sometimes and you don't even have to put things on the toilet when you use it. you can smoke. there are also pills. teachers are all hoped up on happy things. >> you noah lot about this -- you know a lot about this. >> well, let me tell you, pab, i have done some weird things. do you have a comment on the show? e mail us at fox news.com. and leave a voicemail at 212-462-5050. still to come, the half time report from andy levy. he is currently weird. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by poland, the country in central europe with a population of 38.5 million people. thanks, poland.

welcome back. let's find out if we have anything wrong so far. andy levy, did we get anything wrong? >> i was thinking about your show "the bureaucrats" and i changed my mind. >> i knew you would come back around. i actually did -- i have nothing for half time. i spent that whole time -- i was coming up with ideas and stuff. >> i would love to hear them. >> we can talk about them later. >> all right. >> i think you have pretty much given up on the idea about the malaria vaccine. >> it is not going to pan out. and also i don't have malaria

as it turns out. cnn suspends roland martin. you have to take martin at face value that his tweets were about soccer. he does make fun of soccer a lot. >> right. so you show a soccer player during the super bowl. i get it. >> in fact, he tweeted to pierce morgan who is a huge soccer fan, but he bet morgan would go to h and m and get beckham underwear. >> it is a soccer thing. and pierce morgan, why are we doing it to ourselves? >> is that long, national nightmare over? >> the last english person i respected was benny hill. the rest of these guys guys are wasting our time. >> greg, you said nobody can read your mind and that's what scares you about -- the stuff like what happened here. "the daily caller" makes a good point. he says, i think it is

ridiculous to suspend martin, but maybe some goodwill come of it. maybe he will think twice before he complains of dog whistles. he sees how unfair it is when others complain what your motives are. >> in your face. i don't trust him because he has two first names, row -- roland and martin. where is the smith? >> pab, i agree you can say you don't like somebody's tweets or think they are out of line, but there is a big difference between that and calling for somebody to be fired, right? >> yes, absolutely. but most companies you can hire or fire without cause, and somebody whose job is to give opinions and be out there in the public, if you cross the line, it can happen. >> i can't go to strip bars anymore. >> but charlie, that's for a whole separate reason. >> that has nothing to do with

fox. it has more to do with the police. >> you are right. cmn can fire or suspend who ever it wants. what they did was they countdown to glad which is pretty gross. >> i think for an organization that proclaims to uphold the first amendment, it seems like a crummy thing to do. but the bottom line is you have no first amendment right to a job. and my morality clause in my contract says scores is over for people. >> the odd thing is, it specifically mentions scores. >> it says the hustler club -- >> they have a great steak over there. they have a great steak at that club. >> and vito, good guy. >> make sure you have sues -- shoes on and not sneakers. >> let's move on. ish does mott stand for sexy

hunks. it is a slang term for the s-word. >> i never heard of it before and i consider myself street wise. >> it comes from the practice on a rap record of playing words like that -- like the s-word backwards. >> i thought it came from the movie "ishtar." >> i shouldn't have to school you when it comes to hip hop. that's embarrassing. >> come on," istar" what was that 1982? >> coming from somebody that likes "tree of life." >> you say 70 million people rely on tax paid program. and that is the entire population of something. >> you could have gone with your favorite spot, thailand. >> interesting. i have never been to thailand, and i find the whole idea disgusting. >> is everybody here trying to keep a job? let's be us.

>> charlie, you asked if you can get your porn viewing subsidized. >> i asked. >> just go to a new york public library. >> greg, you said you feel like we can't turn back and americans are used to getting free stuff. it is almost as if calling things entitlements makes people feel like things are entitled to them. >> very weird. sherrod, saying you government sons of [bleep] great way to get on list you don't want to be on. >> i am already on that list. you think they can make it worse. worse? bring it. >> it is a bad combination is all i am saying. >> bring it. i am sending it out to the tax people and glad. >> the crypts, the thugs, the bloods, roland martin with the two first names, brings -- bring it, everybody. >> you said the reason things are going up because of the recession, well, there is a

foundation and says the economy accounts for one-fifth of the change. >> who is this group of 50 white people? >> it is 250 white people. it is actually a well respected think tank, my friend. >> not in my circle. i see them on the subway and they get us mugged. >> bill, you said the dependancy act dropped in bill and clinton. i think with clinton welfare reform helped with that, did it? >> it dropped under clinton. i what the not asked to give specifics. clinton wasn't when -- >> you have to give newt some kudos there. >> i am not arguing with you, bill. >> a lot of things have dropped. >> you know what i noticed earlier, greg said he has never been to thailand, but he never said he didn't kill any thai lady men. we have them over here. we have them over here.

>> the virginia school district considering a ban on cross dressing. pab, if the problem is a threat of violence, deal with the people who threaten the violence, otherwise aren't you sort of blaming the victim? >> right, exactly. it doesn't mean people shouldn't be able to wear what they president what. i like the dress codes. it eliminates a lot of the problems, but you can't single out one. >> another thing that takes care of the kids, good old-fashioned bullying. if you can bully like in my day you are the same way. >> that seems to be more like what they are afraid of. >> i am not talking beating up, look at this dude with the dress. >> how tough will they be when they get out of school. >> think about how tough you will be. >> you will be me living it up on fox news. >> and the key there is if you survive which i'm sure is what the school districts worried about. >> and just so you know for the record i basically said the school district should be protecting them more than them

worried about the two kids with the high heels. >> and the courts have generally ruled that the school district has latitude when it comes to speech or expression because of safety reasons. that's always the question. >> this will probably end up -- i can see this ending up in the supreme court. >> easily. lastly, bill, you said dress codes are the solution to this. the suffolk city school district has a dress code. what they are thinking of doing is adding a section and banning clothes and not keeping with the student's gender. >> i read the dress code. one word in there was fierce. >> have i to tell you, what -- i have to tell you, what will you expect when it goes to the supreme court. what do they wear? >> wigs and gowns. >> who knows what is under them. >> this isn't england. >> can i just say lastly why i am opposed to this? this was the student dress code for the suffolk school.

it fits perfectly on two pages and now they want to add this? keep it on two pages. >> get rid of something if you want to add this. take out the part where girls aren't allowed to dress sexy. >> yeah. >> well, i guess it means this segment is over. the fact that you are staring at me with nothing coming out of your mouth. >> i didn't hear that part. >> didn't you? >> no, i didn't. go away. coming up, fergie is dead set against singing lessons. it is a shame she has a shred of talent. but first, what is this story about? cara by -- caribu mating? thank goodness i have the app for caribu mating.

should neighbors care if he gets fresh air? i think so. so the pennsylvania prosecutors are looking for tougher bail conditions for jerry sandusky after the accused sex fiend was seen watching children in a nearby schoolyard from the back porch of his house. yes he is under house arrest, adjacent -- if you can believe this, he lives near an elementary school. i don't know how. i don't understand this. the teacher and intern complained and now the state's attorney general's office argued that he should not be allowed outside except to seek medical treatment. you know he will have some kind of medical problem. sandusky's lawyer says the concerns are on the neighborhood -- the concerns around the neighborhood are, quote, totally unfounded. we must talk about this and more in the -- >> lightning roooooouuuunnnnddd. lightning round.

>> you are picking me first again for this. >> relax, take a deep breath, common sense would dictate you have an intelligent answer here. how is this weirdo not in jail? >> he is out of jail. i am not saying i support jerry sandusky living near a school. but he has a first amendment right to go out in his backyard and look. >> really? >> how do you regulate thought? >> we were just talking about that. >> if sandusky started tweeting, i am in my backyard, look at these kids. but if he is sitting back there, think about it, we are regulating his thoughts. >> if he is under house arrest

he should be in his house. >> the concept of house arrest is probably -- you can go out to your porch. >> i know we all say innocent until proven guilty. >> aren't you a little scared though, i am not saying -- >> look them up. >> do whatever he did. aren't you a little scared that the government can actually regulate your thought? that's what they are doing here. they are saying he can't walk outside. >> they do it all the time. >> but you have to ask yourself -- but he is in his house. he is not near the school. if we see something illegal while watching them -- >> if the kids' parents can see that he is looking at their kids, that's disturbing, right, pab? >> it is creepy. i don't get the whole idea. i never understood house arrest. his lawyer says jerry can't

open his front door to let the dog out without somebody contacting law enforcent in. for all practical purposes he is a prisoner in his own home. >> that's what it is. >> um, house arrest. what am i missing here? >> it wasn't -- wasn't "house arrest as a fun movie? >> who was in that? >> for me house arrest is a dream to sit in my house and eat takeout and not go out. >> what about looking out the window? >> good point. what if he is naked on the other side of the property. >> at some point you say, if you imif him house arrest, how do you regulate his thought? >> everybody going to that school should get a voucher for another school until they lock him up. >> how close is he to the school? >> why don't they build a large, solid dome over his home? it is a dome home for

pedophiles. isn't the real issue here is not the looking. it is the fact that you perceive he is not suffering, he doesn't even seem like he will kill himself. you would think he is a freak. he is walking around. he doesn't have a care in the world. >> that's why i like the pedophile snow globe thing. diswhrie this is how -- >> this is how freakish it is. how easy for any parent to pick him up anytime his face is on ut there. is out there. >> and they tried that dome thing in "bio dome." we have to teak a break. to take a break. don't leave now. there is more to cover. perhaps a house with a giant dome.

welcome back to "red eye." a company in california is renting out drug sniffing dogs who are worried their brats may be hiding some kind of a drug habit. the dogs search the house sniffing out cocaine to heroin and prescription drugs like

oxycontin. i may hire one of these dogs to help me find drugs. >> i can't find any oxycontin, go! he goes around every bar. can you imagine? can you buy a retired drug sniffing dog and then have it with you. when you go to people's houses you watch it walk around and then -- >> i like how this is the only show on fox news that gives entrepreneurial young drug dealers good ideas. >> it is like the chamber of commerce for bad people. will this make kids hate their parents more? >> there is probably a way around this. if you can get the dog and give it a little oxycontin, he will like it. >> i never did drugs or weed or anything when i was in school or young. it started at 25.

comedy changed my life. anyhoo if my mom would have brought a dog in there i would have lost respect for her. it is like, i know you have drugs where did you stash them? >> pab, would you ever rent a drug sniffing dog? say your children are in their teens. >> never preemptively. everyone says you have to worry. if i saw a change in my son's behavior or suddenly he was doing badly in school and hanging out with a different crowd and i had a suspicion: the person you suspect, the kid can't be there when you do it. when it comes up negative nobody is the wiserment and you say, my kid is clean. if he is not clean, then you call him. >> they say one of the clues is your kid hangs out with a different crowd. i wonder if parents go to the children of the different crowd and say i'm worried about timmy. he is hanging out with a better chase of child. class of child. he is no longer hanging out with with -- he is no longer

doing drugs. >> let's say all drugs don't kill all kids too. everybody experiments with something. even your parents say, i experimented. you did the same thing i did. >> kids don't do drugs. wait until you are an adult and you can make the decision. >> what happened to dogs? they used to be man's best friend. >> i was like, cool, this is a good friend to party with. >> it is not drug-sniffing dog. >> the kid got weed in his bathroom. i can smell it from here. >> i wonder how they bring the dog? daddy and mommy got you a present.

let him go into your room. you do drugs? we are taking the dog back and the drugs. >> look in my shoe box. >> yes, shoe boxes. you can do better than that. i carved a hole out of people's almanacs. you no know what i put in there? other pages of people's almanacs. andy levy is coming up with a post game wrap up. and to see clips of recent shows go to fox news.com/red eye.

i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time. we have kurt loaeder and brooke goldstein and joe devito. >> back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> sherrod, what do you have this. >> i am covering the grammies for a few tv from like 4:00 to

midnight i will be throwing it out to l.a. from behind the carpet and the red carpet and that is sunday. >> excellent. >> pab, what do you have? >> nothing really. congratulations. you had a great article that i saw somewhere about you and about "red eye." and it was good. you you could help me out here. you know the article. >> was the article in a jewish -- >> jewish something. >> whoa, whoa, whoa. what are you doing reading that, patti ann browne? there are plenty of irish things for you to look at. >> charlie, what do you have? >> i will buy one of those dogs so i can find the stuff i lost. >> look at you. >> just kidding. >> good luck with that. >> i am still working here, right? >> it hasn't aired yet, so we'll see. back to you, greg. >> really? >> yes. >> how much time do i have?