♪ and the rockets red glare ♪ the bombs bursting welcome to "red eye." tonight, a special "red eye." blossom is shocked to find remains in new york city's bryant park. let's go to andy for a pre game report, andy? what is come up on tonight's show? >> stay alerted and stay alive. the triple threat chris brown returns to the grammy stage. by triple threat i mean singer, dancer, woman beater. plus, who is the latest journalist who had to apologize for something he tweeted? that would be jason whitlock. that was a horrible tease. and what upcoming holiday is a day day for private investigators? the shocking story that makes sense. >> thank you, andy. >> did you have a good weekend? >> i did. how about you?

>> it was great. i went to my sister's and did work on her computer. >> sounds fascinating. >> my niece's nook couldn't connect to their wireless network and did some digging and found out this is not an uncommon dhc issue for some that have a certain router. i was able to hack into their router and set up a static ip address for the nook and now everything works great. >> such a loser jie. be that as it may. >> go away, nerd. she is cuter than a smurf giving butterfly kisses. i am here with our fox news anchor julie. and he can slash tires with his thoughts. america's future foundation chairman. and he was voted off the great survivor edition, bill schulz. and his beard has its own beard. he is so excited to be here. gavin mcguiness writer for talking mad.com.

his book how to hmmm in public comes out march 20th. and his pages line cages. it is our new york times correspondent. good to see you, pimp. >> today's front page looks at the variety and >> >> my personal favorite is the game show which loosely translated means, you are the food. he slashed the host slash police officer to get out of the political nature. he is immediately sent and gets eaten by a bear. >> that's nice. >> it is nice. wish we had that here. >> wish we did too. >> yes. agree to agree. >> go away, strange paper. they thought adele was swell and made a big do to do about the foo. yes, the grammies grammied into our living rooms on sunday night and what a wonderful night who chose for anyone who did not watch.

among the performers, this young man. yes, that was chris brown returning three years after he assaulted his then girlfriend rihanna. remember that picture? "if you will note, he has not been on the grammys for the past two years, and it may have taken awhile to get over the fact that we were the victim of what happened." well, i'm glad you are all healed now, ken, you jackass. even odder, the website collected a bunch of tweets from women who apparently hate themselves. here is a few upset tweets. "i would let chris brown punch me in the face." "chris brown could beat me all he wants." i think that was bill who wrote that. "call me crazy, but i would let chris brown beat me up any day." and back at the grammy nicky

niki minaj performed a song called "roman holiday." >> be thankful we could only show you 10 seconds. it has something to do with an exer civil with an altar boy kneeling between their legs. they say the grammys would never allow the insult to islam orgy dash >> to islam or judyism that way. >> i could watch that all day because i don't have a life. when talking about the real victim, we are the grammies. as the producer said, the

victims in all of this. >> they were pretty bad. they are also on at the same time as downtown abbie and i am an aristocrat. i had to do a lot of research afterward. niki minaj was trying to be madonna, but she doesn't have the context, so when she thinks of a crew saw fix she thinks of the gross scene in "the exer cyst." >> exactly. >> she is not rebelling against her catholic dad. >> and she thinks the devil is a child that looks like the kid in "the omen." >> julie, good to see you here. those tweets, to be taken seriously or in jest? >> that's why people hate americans. there are just so many stupid people who go on and say stuff like this of the i agree people should be given a second chance. but to come out and say, yes, beat me, that is ridiculous. people on twitter need to get a life. i didn't watch the grammys

purposely -- no, not really. i am a mom and i don't have time. >> translation, you were clubbing. >> what do you make of this chris brown character? should he have been invited after three years. it has been a longtime. forgive and forget. >> i don't know about forgive and forget. sure, invite him. he is a musician. he performs. forgiveness is all well and good, but he earned like every ounce of just disregard and hatred that is directed toward him. there is no place for sank tau mown knee. when andy levy rips into him, hopefully there won't be idiotic responses. you deserve it, chris. >> we are assuming he is going to do that. >> i think he may have had a change of heart. bill, what did you watch -- what did you see during the grammies that caught your eye. i was excited over this mr. foo fighter. that was really good. >> i love it when asian-american bands do well. there are not a lot of them out there. god bless the foo fighters for

breaking that trend. i would also say i have been perplexed as to why i have such a huge crush on niki minaj. after watching the performance i figured out why. i am attracted to things that scare me. anything that makes me fearful makes me aroused. that actually -- that sealed the deal right there. >> do you think the catholic league has a point though? if you went to cbs and you said you were 2ing to do something similar involving mohamed or judyism, it wouldn't fly, right? >> yes, there is a double standard where this stuff is concerned. but this is not the only place in our politics where there are double standards. at the end of the day the catholic church could get outraged about any number of things. there are all sorts of horrible moral carnage taking place in the world. it doesn't seem like it should rate highly. >> she wore a fried chicken necklace. >> but i do too on a friday

night. it is just that's where the food ends up. >> they shouldn't talk about me either. >> also doesn't madonna offend judyism every time she performs with the kabbalah bracelets flying around and all botox. >> there is definitely -- it is the last batch of people you can offend, the catholic church. i don't know how to say. it but it is a valid piece of art the [bleep] christ. but thank you concede to the mlk? >> no, you can't. >> it would never happen in a million years. >> i wonder if it will stay into the rest of the program. >> this is such a philosophical show now. >> very serious for monday night. and we will go to something more serious. now we go to houston. any day now, people. should the show have gone on if she is dead and gone? less than three hours after whitney's sudden death

hundreds of celebrities milled about at the clive davis grammy party. i didn't go. i had pilla tees. the party was in the same hotel where four floors above police were investigating houston's demise. critics slammed the decision not to can sell the shin dig with one person saying, quote, this wasn't a show that had to go on. it was a party with entertainment. the event was rebranded from being a party to a tribute with the recording academy president saying, quote, whitney would have wanted the music to go on and asked her family that we carry on. among the attendees was tony bennett who said, first it was michael jackson and then amy wine house and now the magnificent whitney houston. let's legalize drugs it is amsterdam -- no. last time i checked xanax is legal, captain toupe. i have to ask you, julie, how do you feel about tony bennett

's intellectual response? >> i would have to say that tony bennett needs to check his meds. prescription drugs are not illegal. obviously there is not a prescription drug problem. i love tony bennett and i love his voice, but he should have kept it shut. the bodies was still warm, for god sakes. >> gavin, why do people need to have an opinion? you know what i mean? why did he need to feel -- why do people have to have opinions? >> i think there was a compulsion with celebrities that say i have all of these ear holes. i shouldn't waste them. do you have anything you would like me to sell? life insurance, cigarettes? do you want me to take a political cause? we should legalize drugs, brut i never heard a worse -- but i never heard a worse argument in my life. it is jocks running around stoned out of their mind and scary junkies that want to kill you. wealthy prostitutes that is a weird oxymoron.

it is disarming to look at them. and then he is talking about legalizing drugs. it is all of these people who die of legal drugs. he is such a bad spokesman that he almost changed my mind on my own belief. >> that's true. i would have agreed with him and everything he said i am going, okay, i must be nuts. maybe i am wrong. maybe that was the whole strategy and it worked. let's talk about this party. was it bad to go to the party? >> i don't know. i have no idea. it is very sad she passed. she made all sorts of amazing music. but what shocked me reading the stories was she dated ray jay. i can understand bobby brown. new edition was awesome, "roni,"" my prerogative," "every little step." >> are you a ray-j fan so you are offended. >> i put the rage in ray jay in all the good ways.

i think when stuff like this happens -- i was noticing this on saturday when i first heard it. i get the updates like those who find out before all of those others. it brings out a horrible element to the human condition which i had to call the town choir syndrome. you have a piece of information that somebody else doesn't have and you get a twinge of kite meant of how morbid of telling that person. i was talking to people and apropos of the night, did you hear whitney houston died and it is like, what! yes, yes, it is triew. and then i realized i am an awful human being for being excited and giving this news. >> you are wrong. you didn't have to reach that point to realize you are awful. >> looking in the mirror? >> yes. >> this insulting stuff you are doing with me, this is a new tactic that i am liking. add this to your rep paw story. >> the thing i am troubled by is the terciary suffering. people who don't know her and

are not involved in her life -- i think maybe they are lucky because they don't have other suffering in their lives so they candy vote it. >> her own daughter, her own teenage daughter was four floors up knocking and screaming at the door while there were investigators inside because she wanted to see the body of her dead mother and the so-called friends and mentors like davis was saying she would want to keep the music going. if it wasn't her music she wouldn't want it playing. it is sad, but true jie. they changed the name from party to irish wake. >> they turned it into a tribute. that was lame. >> i want to move to my first greg-alogue in seven months. it is for to -- forti phi ed with flesh. >> and now president obama has a new ad and it is about healing divisions within our country. just kidding. it is an appeal to get blocks to vote for him. take a peek. >> we are seeing the launch of

african-americans for obama. i don't think there is a better time than african-american history month to consider the tremendous progress we have made through the sacrifices of so many. >> now, i don't know if this is a big deal or not, but for some reason it bugs me. it doesn't bug andy or bill, but it makes me cringe. i'm not sure why. i guess i remember a state of the union where we are all in this together. he says it again in this ad. >> this is another moment where we have to decide what kind of country we want to be. we can either settle for a country where a shrinking number of people do really well, or we can build a nation where everybody gets a fair shot. everybody does their fair share, and everybody plays by the same rules. >> playing by the same rules. how does that jive with what the president said earlier? let's play it again. diswhrie month we are announcing the 2012 launch of african-americans for obama. >> why is that so weird to me? am i nuts?

at one point he talks about the same rules and then imploring blacks to vote for him, something no white candidate could do, obviously. so the rules don't apply to everyone. i'm not sure you can have it both ways announcing decisiveness and then division. either way i am creating nomes for ron paul and none of you are invited. >> i go to you first for no particular reason. is it just my problem? is there something weird about this that i'm looking -- seeing too much into this? >> no. there is -- there is an obvious double standard and it is weird. it is racial pandering. it is the stuff more people were uncomfortable with. there is an unbelievable pass kenneling -- passage and i mention her because she is an awesome author and not because she happens to be black. she talks about abolishing race pride in herself and there is no such thing as

collective achievement. i wish that was something more people appreciated. for me, i want for the day when your racial -- your loyalty to your race group is as pornts as who you like in football. you love the giants, fine, so be it. but this weird double standard where it is blacks for obama, but you couldn't have whites for obama because you would be run out of town. >> i think people care more about sports than color, don't you think? >> i could careless about both. i really do. but the music in that thing was the most disturbing. i didn't hear a word he said. he said something about being black, but the music was insanely annoying and very white i might add. >> what does white music sound like? >> i don't know. ask the president. >> maybe a banjo. >> there isn't a good banjo and synthesizer combination band yet. and that jacket, i see you leading it.

>> gavin, could romney do the same thing, but wouldn't he need a different name for the group? he could not say whites for romney. >> the difference of whites for romney and what obama said, it is a nation that has a white privilege. he is talking about it and impressed rising the tides and talking about orange. >> whatever you are doing is making me uncomfortable. >> what. i am saying how i feel. >> you don't have to feel guilty. >> it is hot in here. is somebody turning up the heat in here? it is like a sauna. >> am i weird? gavin, am i weird for thinking it is weird?

>> yes, it is insane. of course it is. and the fact that he can say that shows just how good he is in his fancy speak. even the word after combine americans -- if he said blacks for obama you would go blah because it has that thing that wakes you up. the fact he says african-american we have to go all the way to africa and go on saw far re, and oh, cantaloupe. >> cantaloupe? >> yes, they have cantaloupes there. they shoot cantaloupes with guns. it is a huge hustle in zip -- zimbabwe right now. oh my god! do your resoi. i am going to shoot watermelons and cantaloupes and all sorts of fruit. you get back on the plane and then you are ready for the second half and by then you are back home and go hey, i had a fun voyage for obama. >> so for romney you should do something like country music for romney. >> european pioneer friends

for romney. and then you say you are -- rock the house. let's do it. >> is the scam the fact that there is somebody behind the bush that rolls the cantaloupe owl and you feel like it is running away and you shoot it? >> andy has to verify this. >> wild cantaloupe. coming up, what is it like to be votessed most adorable by the national council of all things adorable. being adorable is what i do so step the f off you ugly people. >> that's harsh. >> first, has twitter struck again? yes twitter struck again. we will discuss the latest policies and then go for a milk shake.

was it a sin to joke about lynn? they are calling it jeremy

madness. it is over the improbable rise over the fourth string hair -- harvard alum. i know nothing of what i say including 38 points on friday against kobe bryant and the lakers. that night a fox sports columnist, seen here, perhaps tried too hard to be funny tweeting this unfortunate tweet. quote, some lucky lady at nyc is going to feel a couple of inches of pain tonight. shockingly the unlucky shock, the normal unshockable who fired off the following demand to anyone who would pay attention again, outrage doesn't begin to describe the reaction of the asian american journalist association to your unnecessary and demeaning tweet. of course the writer took the bait and on sunday wrote the following mea-culpe, quote, i then gave in to another part of my personality.

the comedic nature that has been with me since birth. a gift from my mother and listening to my richard pryor album. i still want to be a stand up comedian. let's go to our cool cat in a bowl. >> he is too awesome to comment. >> i would be too. i don't know where to start with this story. it blows my mind. i will go to you. when an organization begins with outrage does it begin to describe our reaction? they are setting the bar kind of high. are they angry that their building burned down? how are you be outraged? >> i don't know who this guy is. i didn't know there were asians in football. >> well part of the story, camille, is that he is -- he

is an asian basketball player who is kicking butt in the nba. >> good for him. >> yes, good for him. >> but i go back to this -- it feels like a manufactured outrage. this person had the letter or put it out there and was going to get this guy to apologize. it is a tweet. >> i had no idea there was an asian american journalist association. i don't really care. it wasn't funny. it is in poor taste. it is awesome. love watching him play basketball. >> it was stupid. >> and he blames his mom. >> he threw his mother under the bus. >> he said my mom's record made me tell this joke. >> how do you feel about this? >> i think the crucial word here with their indescribable outrage is unnecessary. these people are critiquing comedy. they are critiquing jokes and they are saying unnecessary. that's the dictionary definition of jokes. can we get these jerks out of our jokes? and by the way, was it that

bad of a joke? it is kind of pretty good. >> if it was -- if he was a comedian on stage, everybody would -- >> if he was in a bar, he would be black and blue from pounds. >> bill, are people actually really offended, or do they like the feeling of feeling uh febded? uh -- offended? >> column b. asian fish, amazing heavy metal band. none of them are asian. >> they are loving the feeling of being more outraged than the last group that was also outraged about something somebody did on the tweet or whatever. and i would actually disagree with you, though. i give this guy a lot of respect for blaming his mom. out of all of the roads you have gone with, i would not put money on this is my mom's

fault. >> i think with the stuff last week and you can see this a lot. it is almost like hunting. it is like i think you get an adrenaline urge. i screwed up. we are going to get him, and it feels good. in reality, a cool person, if you are a part of this organization, you just would have tweeted back that it is a lame joke or you are an [bleep]. >> you know what is crucial about the hunting analogy is you haven't bagged a game until you uh apologize. until you apologize you validate the them. if you ignore them, they cease to be. >> but you can't ignore them if you work for somebody. if you work for yourself you can say go to hell. if you work for -- like roland martin. >> say you work for fox. >> have i to watch myself. >> like what? what are we saying right now. >> i had to leave the organization i belong to. i am kidding. i lost my train of thought. i think --

>> i think we are burying the lead. we are focusing on the comment and not the fact he has a twitter pick of a bel-biv-devo album. >> was there more than one bel-biv-devo album? what else do they have beside "poison." >> "poison retread,"" word to the mother." >> that's what tony just said. are you joking? >> i think it was awful. shouldn't mention that. >> i don't know anything about that artist. >> i know a little about biv. >> do you have a comment on the show? e mail us. to leave a vase mail call 212-462-5050. the half time report from tv's andy levy. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by bartending.

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>> i think it is the bald one. i couldn't tell. as far as the grammys go, you mentioned they were on at the same time as downton abbie. >> that's awesome. >> camille, why would you think i would rip into chris brown? >> it would be wonderful to do. >> just because at the same time the grammies are being sad about a drug abuser they couldn't give a crap about a physical abuser, why would i say anything about that? >> seems appropriate. >> regarding the tweets about women saying they would let chris brown beat them, i tried to find the original tweets, but what i found was a whole bunch of the people have now

deleted their twitter accounts. a couple have lost their accounts and a couple women said they were obviously kidding. one person now has only one tweet on her time line and says, "i stand behind what i say about chris brown." >> that was the only one? >> that was bill's tweet. >> she erased everything else and it says that. >> good for her and her strange irony. that's almost like a work of art. >> and if she stands behind it, how can she fear him to hit her. she has to be in front of him. >> physics, people. >> half of the women whose tweets were put on that page now their twitter accounts are gone. they must have gotten a lot of crap. you remember the outrage over niki minaj's performance. don't you think that is what she wanted? >> but you still have to point out -- it is like what gavin said, it is like the last

refuge making fun of them as opposed to the other religions that are scarier perhaps. >> i greaty with you about the catholic church being the last batch of people you are to offend. i would add, quote, unquote red necks. >> it is all part of the same kit and kaboodle. >> a charming phrase. i haven't heard that in awhile. >> it was invented in 1436. >> it was going to be the name of a quilt story. >> it was named on columbus' boat. >> and i just thought of the niki minaj thing. it was music fans that should have been outraged. >> i don't know what i am going to do with you. >> whitney houston, julie you said -- maybe i heard you wrong, but did you say prescription drugs are not illegal so clearly there is not a prescription drug problem. >> prescription drugs are not illegal, so tony bennett needs to check his meds is what i

said. >> well, they are illegal if you don't have a prescription. >> there are a lot of legal drugs. >> julie you are aware his toupe had a drug problem, but it has been six years sober. >> also, i would like to point out we are hearing a lot 3w* xanax and the bathtub, but we don't know how she died and a lot of times these early reports are completely wrong. >> can i say something? people underestimates the kind of permanent damage you can do to your body when you are a drug addict. when you hear somebody who is clean for 10 years and dye of liver cancer, that was the heroin that did that. say hypothetically she died of a xanax overdose, her crack body said you can take about four xanax and you will be fine. and then when she is sober she takes four xanax and says -- >> basically you say the straw that breaks the camel's back. >> i just hope bill was paying attention to that. >> well, i didn't see that one coming. >> i will say this, --

>> you don't have to say anything. >> i don't care, you insulted me. whatever happens to me right before i die i am not blaming the drugs, i am blaming my mom. call back. >> were you not sure if clive davis' party should have gone on. he said whitney would have wanted the party to go on which i am sick of hearing and probably not the best thing to say about a person with drug you a diction. that's the problem. you always want the problem to go on. >> yes. >> and for the record if something happens to me, i do not want the party or the show to go on. so when greg inevitably said i would, he is lying. >> who gets the cats, andy? might as well say it now in front of our audience of three or four million. >> much like the ancient egyptians, i want them buried with me. >> alive? >> whatever. what do i care once i am gone. >> terrible, terrible man.

>> apologize to the farrows. >> why do i have to apologize? they can't hear me. >> they write letters. >> you get a lot of letters with sideways walking people. a lot of birds. president obama's african-american ad, greg you said at one point you are talking about the same rules and the next you are imploring blacks to vote for you, something no white candidate would do. to the white vote the rules don't apply to everyone and you can't have it both ways. camille you said it was an obvious double standard. i agree it is a double standard. my feeling is similar to gavin. i guess he was joking. i thought we were in agreement, but it seems to me -- hear me out. when your ancestors were brought here in chains and they oppressed you because of your color of the skin and when the government legal

liesed discrimination against you until not that long ago you do get to have it both ways to a certain extent. >> the only problem is you are transferring the suffering on to a bunch of team that have never been enslaved. and that is unconscionable. that sin appropriate. >> there are people who are still alive who -- >> who were slaves? >> no. they weren't slaves, but they went through the whole quote, unquote, separate but equal thing. >> absolutely. and their suffering is their own. i think this notion that we have suffered or that we are currently being oppressed is -- it is not just absurd, i think it cheapens what actually happened to real people at 8point in -- a point in history and we should check that. what does it mean for the nomes in ron paul's history. >> i support that.

>> no one is not discriminated against anymore. >> i believe -- >> andy, you should check my personal e mail account. the things i get. >> dude, you are hosting a late night show. you are not being discriminated against. >> but if i weren't a nome where could i have been? we will never know. >> i don't agree. i actually think the most interesting thing about this is the fact that obama feels like he has to do out reach to the black community. >> won't he get 90%? usually -- for the democrats it was 90. >> are they worried about something? >> i don't know. good point. >> i think it is about one guy and he is sitting right here. >> i want to point out that cantaloupes originated in africa and india and they are not exotic. >> but if you go there on saw far reand you say where are the antelopes? they will be tomorrow. and they get the cantaloupes

and they say you can shoot these for today. they go, i want to shoot the antelopes. he says who is going to pay for it? >> i don't even know where you are. >> it is from the stand you will will -- stand up comedian gregory. >> i have stuff to say, but i guess i can't. bel-biv-devo had threeal will you -- three albums. >> that was important stuff. >> more important than the jason lindh tweet. it is too late. >> go away. three stories so amazing, but we will probably only get to one of them. first, what surprising business is coming up? >> guests on "red eye" will receive a free foot rub.

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it is a day for romance and surveillance. valentines is not just busy for chocolate tears and squirrel spinors, but suspicious spouses try to catch cheaters in the act. and one pi has a theory telling big 105.com, miami's classic rock station where i get all my news, guys who handle themselves discreetly

the other days of the year feel obligated to be with their lovers on valentine's day and you can usually snap a goodbye kiss to their mistress which is usually ending up in court. we must talk about this in -- >> lightning rooooouuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> gavin, do you buy this theory? >> yes. >> you do? >> it is a tough epoc for fill plan deerers with all of this technology. i feel sorry for them. they have their phones. they have everyone taking pictures and he can get caught. i have to say my heart goes out to them. >> who are you spending valentine's day with? >> my lovely wife. >> that's delightful. >> i hope to make love to her as is our annual tradition. once a year. >> once a year, not bad, my man. >> there are a lot of jealous

husbands out there. >> do you buy this story? >> i have no idea. i love my wife. >> you are a bunch of the biggest bsers i have ever seen. >> i am way too cheap. every moment is like cha-ching, cha-ching. >> i was just shocked by the three hours in the hotel room. i thought that was suspect in the comment. >> julia, something tells me you don't care about valentine's day. >> as long as the gift is expensive, i don't care. although i am impressed by a man who can multi task. on valentine's day they are multi tasking, and that to me is a nice quality to find in a man. >> i thought you were encouraging your man to get out there and have a few --

>> as long as i get the gift. >> what if the gift is something that comes back every couple months. >> by a pajama gram? i love those. >> they are usually best after three months or so. they show up in the weirdest of places. >> have you ever hired a private detective? has anybody? >> i am going to call bs on this entire story. first of all, if you are going to be a cheater, the last thing you will do is do anything on valentine's day. that's when all of the feelers are out. you will not do anything on valentine's day. second of all, look at this guy's name. while he was doing an interview and he said what is your name? >> charlie parker, that's my name. he is the wrong source. i don't believe this is a thing so to speak. but you know what it is? air quotes. he is bringing them back. >> have to take a break. don't you think of leaving. we have so much more -- well

thought really.

"glamour" says it will cut back on retouching photos. only 43% of women said it was

fine for mags to alter images images and only 39% of ads doing the same thing. the editor has acknowledged retouching has its limits and they will ask photographers not to manipulate body size in the photos, even if a celebrity asks. julie, you claim to be a woman. aren't they liared? >> if there wasn't retouching, what would you do in the bathroom? >> with "glamour"? >> no! i am just saying, retouching as a whole is a must. you guys would be board out of your minds. >> we don't care. laugh lines -- >> those pictures are retouched of those women's breasts. >> sag gee boobs i don't care. as long as it is in front of me i have something to work with. >> you two stop it. doesn't it set the bar for men unreasonably high because of retouching. gite whole concept of

retouching what is make up, what is eyelash extensions and curling your hair? it is synthesizing how you feel about a woman who you are in love with her and smitten. i see women who were my ex-girlfriends and they look like shrek i brainwashed myself. what the magazine is doing is you were in love with her. why are you trying to take that away? it is a game. it is all part of the illusion and make up and hair, it is you will -- even clothes and high heeled shoes, stop me. i can't stop. >> camille, dowry touch your photos? >> i do actually. i am dplad you asked that question. tonight i will launch the photo me contest. photo shop me and post them on wikipedia. >> bill has been doing that to your pictures already. we didn't have to ask. >> bill, last word to you cash dash i missed that part.

maybe that is a good thing. >> maybe these editors are appearing like they care? >> yes. and my favorite part of the story is that they said they will do less retouching. guess what is the one page that will continue to be retouched? the contributor's page. they will be dimly lit in the corner. or laughing candidly. >> what are you looking at in the corner over there? >> can i change that shrek reference to make it like a mug shot? >> we willed dit meth in for you. >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up. to see recent clips go to fox news.com/red eye.

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post game wrap up. >> have i a book coming out and it is called out to beep in public. and a tour of the five northeast states and i would love you to come. >> i love you bleep the title to make is sound 10 times worse than it is. >> what is coming up with aff this month? >> all kinds of incredible events. dc, chicago and new york. check america's future .org and come and see it. >> excellent. >> julie, you said you admired multi taskers? >> i haven't been here this entire show. i have been thinking about my valentine's da plan. do you have any valentine's day plans? >> me? >> yeah, right. >> that's why i set up a website and i am taking contributions. it is a poll whether bill is gay or not. i will be