welcome to redeye filling in for greg gutfeld. let's go to the pre-game report. bob is coming on tonight's show. just try to be yourself. be you that is. if you haven't seen the kony video you are truly part of the 1%. people that haven't seen the kony video. plus thriller turned vanilla. can't these guys have fun anymore? they are just people, people. should you give your facebook password to your potential employer or call your lawyers? we will solicit our panel for answers. as my voice and articulation professor said, hand the man the candy.

>> i don't believe he used to say that. [ laughter ] >> let's welcome our guests. joining me tonight, teri, host of the big morning buzz. fox news contributor, sorry you blew it. bill schultz, you think he is trapped in a well right now. and sitting right next to me is twitter and does he of the spence built. and he is not red all over. good to see you. >> the lights of irish whiskey and lel let me tell you, st. patrick's day with a difference affair with all the matter of things that irish make potatoes and stuff. extra, extra, read all about it.

yaaa! >> are you done? >> just about. >> don't ever do that again on my show. >> you are still doing it. still happening. >> they got a critical mass to kick his ass. we are starting the show from news from africa. you may have heard about joseph kony. online film bringing him to justice has gone viral. with over 50 million online views. it's due largely to celebs like justin beiber. and some criticism for the charity invisible children. while the army is deranged and known for recruiting kids. nonprofit oversimplified the issue.

asked one blogger, if you want to pay attention to the issues, you need to oversimplify them? but director of cool running and expert in these matters countered the criticism in an e-mail to "the washington post". here is the deal. we're going to focus on the social media aspect because the political stuff gets deep. have you ever seen anything like this? seemingly overnight, kony is world's greatest villain? >> listen. oversimplifying it, any way you slice, kony is bad dude. people use social media to get the message out there. it shows you don't have to dump a ton of money into a movement

anymore. bono that gave zero dollars with their charity. you should take notice. >> kanye did. >> kanye does not care about african people. i tied it back. >> that was a call back like 17 years ago. [ laughter ] >> jake you walk around and call yourself a social media expert. how the hell did it go viral so fast. is it celebrity power or crazy power? >> we love ugandan warlords -- that is what it is. i hear that ryan seacrest is keeping up with kony. so it's marketed right to the teenagers. it's twitter and facebook and everything. how could you resist a 30-minute video about ugandan warlord. >> nobody seems to be able to

resist it. >> every teenager, you got to see this. the thing about it, the politics are very complicated. i couldn't figure out what was what. i just chose to ignore it. >> you make jokes about a hateful man. i did because his name with rhymes with so many things. >> it's like the kony thing. >> kony and not the bro niegs that are obsessed. of course you guys do. and i think that invisible children organization, they do spend a lot of money on social media and film making. it's weird. [ laughter ] >> teri, how i could forget. >> are we making tv babies later.

>> later. >> but one acknowledges that he says quote, nobody wants a documentary on riaf ka. it's kind of a valid point? >> the messaging might be flawed slightly but the actual message is important. it's something we should pay attention to and i think it's amazing they were able to get tens of millions of people from live porn shot to something that matters. they looked away for a tenth of second. they had. >> you can never get enough. >> can we play that video. >> not tonight, teri. maybe after the show. >> okay, maybe they oversimplified the issue, they manipulated the facts. but i don't think it's fair they are as bad as kony?

>> i didn't say that. don't you use your green room tricks on me. i have been doing this for five years. i saw the rebecca black thing, comparing it to them. i condemn it. first of all, if it's oversimplified but the fact of the matter is stupid people know who he is and some may be donating money. that is the important thing right there. i am not donating money because i am broke and i don't want to but i am boycotting kony island. >> here is internet outrage. almost a week on twitter, rush limbaugh calling rebecca a slut and then it's the same lel of outrage. there has to be some kind of meter there? >> being outraged over someone

who basically turning children into soldiers is being outraged. i think it's a sad statement on our culture. these tweens are so funny. >> i'm taking notes. >> they know as much about rush limbaugh -- what are you writing about. they don't write about rush limbaugh but they have a an opinion on both of them. >> and nigerian novelist, he has interesting tweets about kony phenomenon, white savior industrial complex. this world to fantasize a need including the sentimental need of white people and oprah. he sure has a point, doesn't he? >> there is a lot of privileged white dudes going on.

but the best way to take this guy down, he has children with machine guns is to send him nasty messages on twitter. i can't take this. >> nothing worse than getting anonymous messages in your tumble box. >> not that i have priofd profiled a lot of horrible dictators, don't you think he is getting what, enjoying this. >> that is gross oversimply indication of dictaters. >> and you assume that he has the internet. >> everybody has the internet. >> so are celebs too quick to jump on these causes. i am far from a celeb but i get a lot of tweets, please re-tweet

this and i never do it because unless i am going to take the time to research it because there are others things to watch on the internet as you alluded to earlier. don't you kind of have to be? >> the whole point of tweeting these things out is to get people's attention. if you take the time that i hope you do. so if you take the time to actually watch the half-hour films, have an opinion of your own isn't that what you were supposed to be doing. >> you are in walmart, hey you want to donate five dollars to a missing children's fund. you say no, i'm a jerk. and breast cancer awareness funds, they are giving the money to planned parenthood. >> thank you. >> and then jake, on twitter,

one is kony 2012. >> that the one i chose for you. >> it sounds like the guy is running for office. >> i support it. >> why would you do that. >> i'm just excited that redeye. >> and nobody is aware that kony is ron paul's running mate. >> moving on to a more fun story. from on crony, have they lost their thrill on capitol hill. according to a report from politico many senators are filled with regret that the job kind of blows and they are turning to the private sector. they don't make national policy. can't earmark money and perks

have been locked down by ethics rules. there are other complaints, living no two cities, washington, d.c. no pets policy and media scrutiny one congressman saying fish bowl you are captured on film or digital of a cellphone or blackberry that can be on youtube in minutes. nobody understands that better than chipmunks eating grass. >> so you were saying in the green room, public servants found out their job isn't as glamorous as people thought it

would be. >> i don't think being on congress should be as uncomfortable as prison but basically instill a heart of service in people. obviously to be president or hold a high office you have to have a huge ego and power trip or crazy or going to be a servant. when there is a high salary and glamorous job, people shouldn't be going in there a career. let's make it as uncomfortable as possible. >> jake, is this whole thing. >> you are little kid i'm going to be president and you find yourself in t.g. i.f. and looks like a terrible boring job. it's the worst. >> it's my fault. >> yes. >> i think you do have the

sensibilities. >> as one congressman notes, twitter and spotlight never grows dark. is it fair to say it kind of sucks? you know? >> yes, it totally sucks. [ laughter ] >> yes, he is. she watching. i think this whole thing is ridiculous. we're kind of like congressmen are a good time. shut up and do your job. >> what can we do to fix the system and keep your answer under ten seconds? >> we can fix the system in a world like moderates and compromise have become four letter words. i do think it's hilarious a lot of people were talking about fish bowl. they get back to you in five

seconds. it wasn't a bad tweet with photo attached. no one knows who you are and cares what you are doing and not walking around with a camera phone putting you in a fish bowl. >> somebody could capture film or digital. >> not a lot of people know this, but you were a two time congressman before the state of indiana before you ended come but did i world. why did you get out? >> too many changes. private life and make dumb jokes on kim car dashian. >> by you, you are changing the world, not for the better. >> congress gone mild to a girl gone wild. >> and colleges leading partying

over by playing by leaving to cancun before they advanced to the division three tournament. chose spring break over carlin. they have removed her name from the roster. we're not letting it be distraction. they lost friday night. at least one student athlete that is able to party at the same damn time. ♪ [ laughter ] >> it gets it done. get some sleep little guy. >> party all night. >> the coach here. he didn't find out that carlin

decided to blow off the tournament until after the fact. >> i hate teenagers. wait, [ bleep ]. >> i don't think it's the best thing to do but what i should have done, they should have combined her spring break with the basketball game. just have them doing shots. it would have been entertaining for us to watch. problem solved. >> accept for the fact they are all probably under age actually. >> carey, the writer says quote. she knows she last year maybe she got tired of basketball. at some point, do you want to spend senior year in caribbean or sit on bench? >> why do you want to sweat it on the on bench or sweat it out

at senior frogs? by the way, why are we talking about women's division basketball three anybody. >> we're talking about spring break. >> okay had, good. >> do you think the teammates pretty much good riddens. >> i have a cousin to who plays basketball. >> if you are watching. she might be the best high school recruit in the country. she is a chick. she gets a couple years and half spread for sports illustrated for kids. there is sports hill straight for kids. >> she gets one game. she has made national news. >> bill, earlier you did hard-core journalism. what did you find out? >> first of all, we don't know

why she is going to cancun. we read a tweet. these are real. this is the first one. put up the first one. these are all, we'll be drinking all day and every day. those are good ones. and slow it in the trash, can't wait to do it again. remember to walk home. and then finally on my way to the gym, get on my level hash tag, that is the best idea ever. yes, it is future mrs. schultz. >> coming up. why are we showing the starship

enterprise. it's freaking awesome

did they get a look at your fab? now they are asking job applicants to pony up passports at social media sites. speaking to department of corrections they are logging into their account and show comments and friends behind the privacy. all applicants agree to do it hoping well to do it in interview. students are being forced to open up online. they are demanding every player friend coaches on facebook so he can monitor all activity. if access is denied so is potential scholarship. they say it's a violation of first amendment with one lawyer

noting, maybe it's living that totalitarian regime. as society where are we going to draw the line? does she have a point. better question, does this dog love its toy now? should employers and schools do this. is there a difference between the? >> two if you volunteer, is that big of a deal. i think -- i don't know.

>> vetting obama would have been nice, the obama. >> you made the story about obama? >> i did. >> i didn't think -- >> it was on facebook. >> that is talented to be able to do. maryland department of corrections they want to keep sproist employees to make sure they are not gang affiliated. is it tough to argument arguing with it? >> you should not have to do any part of your facebook page or twitter account or my space. it's ridiculous that they are asking for and relied people feel pressured to have to show it in order to get a job or stay in school. if i have to friend one of moo my teachers that turns me off. the thought is so crazy.

we put it on ourselves we have now taken our entire lives. if i want to put an up skirt shot and put on facebook, i can have 525 friends and that is my fault for doing that. >> i'm not appreciating you put mine on it. >> it wasn't an actual upskirt. >> can't we disagree everybody has something to stay it zblit if you going to say, spu f you going to put something on the internet, it's going to be there forever. i don't think we have to give up our passwords. how about this, just be nice. don't be a dummy, be friendly. if you are in a gang, don't put a facebook photo. that is insane thing to do. >> if kids out there, keep it off the internet. social media is inherently

social. >> fred: as a charter member of the anglo saxons you are on my list. >> you are not on maybe you are not on it because stories like this. >> if you don't like it don't go to the college. if you were on facebook and in college, get off of it. i'm not on facebook and i raised my grade point to 2.0. >> once in a while i go to you. >> i take what you give me. >> it makes a whole show the animal clip. [ laughter ] >> if you have a comment on show how to make it animal clips, e-mail us at redeye and leave a voicemail on greg's direct line. still to come halftime report.

>> reporter: welcome back. find out if we got anything wrong, let's go to tom. >> thank you, andy. >> thank you. >> i feel very comfortable in your job.

>> excellent. >> how should we start? >> i'm not worried. >> what did you say, keep ones day job. [ laughter ] >> jake, you referred to a show keeping up with the konys were you confusing evil dictate frer the kardashian clan? >> i'm talking about ryan seacrest. >> okay. you also, i think you mentioned, it was steven who mentioned, let's go to steven, you mentioned that you had some kind of problem with j.z. and kanye. were you referring the music video to otis which they destroyed the vehicle? >> yes. you notice i included in bono in there. >> but bono wasn't destroying

cars and selling them on ebay? >> but bono destroyed america. [ laughter ] >> but west africa received $60,000 so it wasn't nothing. they took a loss but the off,000 did go to charity. >> i was wrong. >> what is really sad about that the article i read, sourcing was fox news. >> we're going to bleep that out [ laughter ] >> andy the question does kony have the internet. out looks like he is hiding in a wooded area not in uganda but one can safely say he doesn't have the internet unless his mobile device? >> which was my point. >> but he has at&t he doesn't have it. >> maybe i clarify, do i have to find fault for everything you do. >> what you absolutely did was

absolutely fun. >> that is exactly what i said, tom. >> we're simplifying this whole thing. >> ron paul has not chosen a running mate. i think you made reference to his choosing. >> i think there is line there. [ laughter ] >> i did check with network solutions and paul kony is available. >> it will be that after tonight. >> and carrie you used a term, a blocking term which referred to the good congressman. you said we were trying to blank the congressman's good time. the word which you were referring intentional action that serves to engage in sexual intercourse i think the term you

were looking for is party blocker? >> no, i don't think that the word i was looking for. >> party blocker. >> can we say the first one. >> of course. >> are we playing match game. [ laughter ] >> okay. >> and so a pile of blank. [ laughter ] >> i guess it would be paul lynde. >> and i was running if we bleeping that. >> and segment they will know the answer to that so the point of the conversation. >> so the term can be used in a figurative speech. >> new york magazine used it to character mayor bloomberg to initiate a deal by governor paterson. >> thank you for that bleep

information. [ laughter ] >> stephen, think you were wondering the average rookie salary on the wnba is $36,000, rookie, $36,000. >> $36,000, with three years of experience the pay raises to $50,000. so your cousin may have a bright future after all. >> it's good to be a man. >> it's way too much. >> that was bad. >> bill, i did search on facebook, there is a bill shoults there with a hawaiian third and a leigh. >> maybe i am in there. >> so i don't know. that is what i wear on the weekends so that could very well be me. >> i've done my work. i'm going to send it back to zblaend coming up. is this really sog something

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>> fred: could he be any more in your face about food that is corn based? >> mitt romney, wasn't expect to win those states but that may change when he asserted his knowledge of all things southern. >> this is garret jackson, this guy is with me every single day, takes me everywhere i go. i was the manager of the old mis football team. he is turning knee unofficial southerner and saying y'all and i like grits. >> strange things indeed. look at that tiny stage. romney retired for tae.

we must discuss in the lightning round... lightning zblound jake, more like grits? >> i like. >> how bad sit politicians have to do other things? >> it's weird. i thought he was going to bring out a jug band. this guy, hey i could run the country for this reason and this reason. go back to the hotel. >> he is not going lie. [ laughter ] >> should we commend romney for trying? >> we should commends him but he is out of touch using grits. how long does it take to learn to say y'all. he just learned. >> did a britney spears

interview and did a crash could you remember is. >> most of the people don't understand, grits means girls raised on the south. so he is saying i like grits. >> do you think he was using rosetta stone saying y'all. >> using y'all. >> maybe he is the fan. >> absolutely. >> bill, you actually survived on grits for a year? >> we did it before the show. he is out of touch but kind of something pop culture stuff but when you pretend you are not out of touch and you are. it has to get in his head this is not a good move. it's be who you are but i don't

know if there is anybody in there y'all. >> and number one cause of bad behavior by passengers with many refusing to turn them off when they are told. american airlines flight attendants 1300 misconduct incidents, one employee tells the "wall street journal" travelers who don't think it's a big deal is hardest cases to deal with. that is no. this is not my fault [ laughter ] >> it was my fault. okay, i need to go to the doctor. apparently the problem is most of them don't believe there is a problem. carrie do you think the rules will be lifted because it doesn't affect the plane at all? >> i got in trouble on a flight and had on to make a last minute. we weren't moving yet and he

starts yelling at me. >> it's stupid. >> that is not an excuse for them to get to search you again despite what i told you. >> jake, i wanted to ask you, if it's alec baldwin's fault? >> he can be a plane and play an ugly bird but he gets special treatment. he is alec baldwin and he is not a tween, he a grown up man and the best baldwin. >> he was flying in first dallas. leave him alone. >> he is dating a tween. >> that is good point or not good point. >> he is dating a tween. >> he is dating a 22-year-old, she is not a tween.

[ laughter ] >> has problems. [ laughter ] >> if this is such a problem, why don't the attendants just punch you in the face if you don't shut off the electronics. >> like you did in the green room? >> yes. >> if myth busters can bust it, it's good enough for me. everybody can turn on their cellphones it puts people on power trip. and have you noticed the flight attendants are getting less attract. >> i have you were kicked off what you you were wearing and you don't know how to use electronic devices. >> i don't know how to use electronic devices. it's all you need. just bring the magazine in. use that. the only time i ever had issues, sir the kids can see the swank. i put it away. i do what they say and its all

fine. [ laughter ] >> how old are those magazines. [ laughter ] >> i like the word vintage. >> is there a view of cool running. [ laughter ] >> last topic. >> researchers have used warp drive as seen in star trek, millions of particles would get swept in traveling faster than the speed of light and that energy would be released. says one person, they would be blasted in oblivion. >> shut up, nerd! >> here is the deal. anybody that watched next generation would know this is addressed in episode 160.

>> what did they say? >> that this is actually possible. >> you didn't weed read the full explanation. >> and heads are ex ploegs upload go just because he said that. >> they are tweeting that you are right? >> i know. >> stephen on a scale of warp one to eight how upset are you by this the story? >> i am furious that all of your real andy voices can be taken from a rocky bullwinkle cartoon. i thought this was solved a long time ago. >> facebook was ludicrous. at warp speed that we have to worry about. >> knock it off. >> yeah. >> to go warp drive. >> you are one of those and you

go, i'm just a nerd, no, you are not. you and olivia, shut up. [ laughter ] >> she is looking for someone that can make her laugh. >> it works out that way. >> i have always been super hip and cool so none of this applies. >> of course, it's bad for you, it's called warp. it's going to hurt you. i have never seen star trek. >> chick says a name of a magazine. >> can we just put that out there. >> time to take a break. i said so, that is why. ♪ ♪ ♪ what makes the sleep number store different? the slp number bed.

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♪ >> we were going to discuss igloos but how about a redeye where are they now? who could forget this talented guy?

that was in 2006. he seemed destined for super stardom. he was the last twinkie at boston marathon. after inspiring run on the late night talk show circuit. he was more sought after a in itness celebrity. they wanted to know his training secret and was willing to pay for it. it would have put his unique brand of treadmill in every country. it was revealed that the company that manufactured the treadmill was owned by bernie madoff. he lost millions overnight and never recovered. following week he lost out. a penguin named peter swinzler. >> this has been a redeye where are they now? >> jake, another one by bernie

madoff, when will it end? >> slinkie is going out with ruth madoff. >> you read that. i saw a picture of her in a lovely scar before a slijy around her neck. >> any comments? >> nope. [ laughter ] >> did you learn anything from this video? >> i have more questions than anything. why didn't someone inconvenient penguin shooting nerf balls before? >> so where the data that kids love penguins? chilly willie. >> i think he is validated. >> you know! >> we'll close down things with

a post game wrap-up and go to foxnews.com. uu

quick, breitbart will air again this weekend, saturday night at 1:00 a.m. eastern, that just before here on the east coast. you have to turn your clocks forward. andrew breitbart special time. coming up, greg is back and bill is gone and more of redeye. ♪ ♪ >> and for the game wrap-up. >> post game is where i shine. i know from you shows, tell us about those? >> i am two shows, seer use xm

playing alternative rock music for kids. >> i can't believe you get up in the morning? >> it's all prerecorded. [ laughter ] >> and carrie, live on vh-1? >> i got jerry springer naked the other day. then i worked on the morning show. >> steven, what did you do this weekend? >> as you know, i'm a duel citizens and represent my home country in olympics. a lot of said jamaica couldn't have a bob sled event but we won the hearts of the people. >> beautiful. >> why don't we send it back to andy. >> very special thanks to everybody here. that does it for me. i will see you next time. goodbye.