welcome to "red eye." i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld. and i am not telling you where he s. if you needed to know, you would know. now to sherrod small with a pre game report. sherrod, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, andy. on tonight's show, ever wonder how herman cane would kick off rare bit season? well, with a bang. and why is rick santorum running with the buuuullls. what would be more dangerous than easter egg hunting? i will tell you what, parents. and white guys in brooklyn say the police are targeting them? finally, back to you, andy. >> thanks, sherrod. see you at half time. >> no doubt. >> let's welcome our guests. i am here with lori roth man. and look, it is first time guest joe rindazo, editor of "the onion." bill schulz will sing zoobie,

zoobie zoo. and bill mcgern and you can smell the stink as his circulation sinks. how are you, pinch? >> the power of christ compels him, bap ticing -- bap tieing sports writers and speaking in tongs. these were just some of the many highlights during back up jets quarterback tim tebow's press conference this afternoon. oh, and he also said he was going to approach this one game at a time and gave 115% and it is what it is. ♪ all the news that's fit to print, yeah ♪ >> i don't believe he said any of those things. >> you don't believe in anything. >> i don't believe you have a sports section. >> i do have a sports section. you don't have eyes. >> shut up. >> you shut up. >> okay. will herman cane make you care by murdering a hair? yes, the former presidential contender's anti-stimulus advocacy group has released a follow-up to its disturbing slash arousing goldfish on the ground video. and the result is nothing short of something. take a look people who like to

take looks. >> this is small business. this is small business under the current tax code. any questions? any questions? >> i actually have a lot of questions like why are you trying to freak me out, man? you two briefly pulled the -- youtube pulled the video on monday with the company offering the following explain nation, quote, occasionally a video flagged bayousers are identified by our spam team and is mistakenly taken down. we review the content and take appropriate x include -- action including reinstating the video that has been removed.

so videos of flying bunnies are objectionable, but flying pigs aren't? >> all i want is some consistency, youtube. i don't think that's too much to ask for. is herman cain crazy or crazy like a fox? >> it makes perfect sense. i am a dad. i have a daughter. you remember that video of the dad that shot that laptop of his daughter on tv? >> yes. >> i think herman cane looked at that and said, this would be better with live animals. we are talking about it. >> i guess you are right. first of all, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> what i took away from this video is president obama wants to kill defenseless little bunnies. my question is why does president obama want to kill defenseless bunnies? >> i think it goes back to growing up in hawaii. >> you mean kenya? >> growing up in kenya,

sorry. when every male kenyan child had to rip the head off the bunny to improve his masculinity. in his case it was a bunny with a double vertebrae. he wasn't able to do it and humiliated him. >> they hold the bunny corpse up lion king style as everyone sings. >> joe is bringing the facts, i like that. >> a fact bringer. >> lori, is cane right? is our current tax code killing the bunnies? i mean the small businesses? >> it is killing small businesses. the fact is you don't need to put out these shocking analogies. all you have to do is talk to the real people suffering under this horrible economy, unemployed people who are losing their homes or underwater on their mortgages. that's depressing even more so than shooting a poor defenseless bunny. >> what is sounds like to me is you are not concerned that bunnies are suffering too.

>> i am very concerned. bunnies were victims in "fatal attraction 2". this is giving animal cruelty people more sick o ideas. >> this is a second amendment issue, right to bear arms. in new jersey where we are not free, we are not allowed to do this in our backyard. i think herman cane was making a statement. >> i think he could have create smed jobs by hiring somebody to do the special affects. >> as opposed to just tossing a stuffed rabbit into the air? bill, you were inspired by the first herman c eight n add and this -- cain add and this one. have you heard back? >> hired. but i am still here because they don't pay. i do have a play list of upcoming packages brought to you by cain. next week we will release a video of a chin chill law being thrown through a plate glass window. this symbolizes the deficit. secondly, i am going to watch a man dressed like a girl scout and slowly disem bow a

live goat to illustrate the welfare state and finally a leather clad gimp slowly beheads a reindeer and thus illustrating the on going war on christmas of which you and i are veterans. >> we have the battle scars. >> if the rabbit in the video represents a small business, what do you think the creepy little girl represents? >> lsd. >> bill, do you think -- are these ads -- are these videos helping herman cain get his message across or are they freaking him out? >> this is a second amendment issue. it illustrates it very nicely. we know these public service messages work. this is your brain. this is your brain on drugs. this is your rabbit. this is your rabbit hurled into the air and shot at. people can relate to those things. >> i really don't think they can. >> the credibility is shot.

>> alleged. >> that's different than alleged. look it up. >> he is standing over the cliff. >> he is an advocate. >> i find him standing on the cliff and looking over the vast waste land. i find that soothing. >> wasn't that the sweater vest? >> hasn't been that done or done that then, and just as incoherently? >> it looks like a scene from the "the dark tower." >> it has a kim jung-il feeling. >> i think that was authority korea. moving on. from cain to profane. will saying a bad word help him be heard? rick santorum lashed out at a new york times reporter after being pressed about remarks he made about mitt romney. the pennsylvania pistol declared his rival's health carrie form in massachusetts made him, quote, the worst republican in our country to put up against barack obama.

and when times reporter asked him about it, santorum lost his do cor rule. lost his decorum. >> is that true? >> what speech did you listen to? >> stop lying. every speech i give i say he is uniquely disqualified to run against barack obama on the issue of health care. would you guys quit distorting what i am saying? >> do you think he is the worst republican to run -- >> against barack obama on the issue of health care because he fashioned the blueprint. i have been saying it in every speech. quit distorting my words. if i see it, it is [bleep] come on man. what are you doing? >> i am worried attack the media will hurt him among liberal voters. >> on monday santorum defended his cussing. >> yeah, if you haven't cursed out a new york times reporter during the course of a campaign, you are not real a really republican is the way i look at it.

>> so will his curse bea a blessing for santorum's campaign? well, they hinted as much. >> what he is trying to do is make his case to republican voters here. and it is a common tactic for republicans and presidential candidates or democratic presidential candidates to try and use the media as a foil. he clearly knew the cameras were rolling here. >> anyway, for more let's go live to the political strategist mazy and fred. m and f, will this hurt or help santorum? >> are they communicating? >> what is that? >> i was wonder figure they were really communicating. >> i think they were. but they weren't answering our questions about santorum so i am going to the panel. did santorum have a point1234 he was distorting his meaning,

wasn't he? >> he was going back to history. look, the republicans that attack the new york times tend to get elected. we saw this in 2000 when president then kennedy and dick cheney made a similar bleep about a new york times reporter. >> lori, was santorum playing to the camera? newt gingrich and others have shown if you are a republican you can't go wrong beating up a member of the media. >> you need to add a little spice to the game. you know, get a little used to the foul language and getting aggressive. he is trying to separate himself from mitt romney who has this very robotic. he is mormon. he probably would not -- you know, all of the exit polls are showing that santorum is this one platform pro life candidate with a goodie, goodie two shoes attitude.

>> joe, with the dropping -- with santorum dropping the f-bomb on america, have we collectively lost our innocence? >> i think so. i first lost my innocence during gremlins 2. >> was it after midnight? >> yes. >> i gained it back. >> that's not possible. >> but he looked like he was getting a real sexual charge out of that, i thought. >> santorum? >> yes. >> it seemed to be a released of sorts. >> maybe he needed that. >> it looked like he needed it. >> bill schulz, you developed ads for presidential campaigns going back to ed musky. >> musk. >> i want to play the latest spot and then get your take on. it can we roll that?

>> if obama is re-elected small businesses are struggling and families are worried about their jobs and their future. the wait to see a doctor is ever increasing. gas prices are through the roof and their freedom of religion is under attack. every day the residents of this ton must come to grips with the harsh reality that a rogue nation and sworn american enemy has become a nuclear threat. welcome to obamaville. >> i hope he gets the nomination. >> did he not capture how nightmarish it could be? >> was that the second term or the rapture? >> if you want to talk symbolism, if he had gotten his head shot off, symbolic

gesture that herman cain is vp. >> i think that was "american horror story." >> you were saying in the green room that this ad opened your eyes and questioned your future about love. >> yes, i think he showed some real film making and i thought some restraint in not pointing out the fact that obama has a secretary of torture and cannibalism. that whole spot which i thought was the best. >> you don't think it was implied? >> i think for a careful viewer you can read between the lines. >> when the sub blip national stuff started to take hold, i started to realize that. >> when you look that creepy girl was the same creepy girl who appeared in the nixon ads. >> that ad is -- it is over the top. but is that kind of the point? we are talking about it.

>> was that only din joked who came in? that was outrageous. they are all desperate. >> no, you haven't seen desperate. give it a week. >> i sit next to you every time i come on the show. >> accurate. accurate. >> bill, i would like you to make counter arguments for every point the ad raises, but in 15 seconds or less. >> i agree with lori. this was an outrageous ad. what he should be doing is showing president obama's own film that opens with a dark wintry scene and it has people talking about the burdens of the presidency and it talks about recovery and it shows a 1950s ford plant or something like that. it is not your father's morning in america. >> i was just -- the only thing that ad was missing was a final shot of herman cain on a cliff. >> from cusses to fusses, they want to make dinasaurs go the way of the dinasaurs.

new york city's educators have banned references to animals on city issued tests fearing that dinos along with the other topics could, quote, evoke unpleasant emotions in the student. how exactly? the dinasaurs called them on an evolution that might make the fundamental list round. the sensitivity guidelines is as long as it is wrong. they can't mention birthdays because the jehovah's witness don't look at those. and wealth isn't welcome because it could make kids jealous. the department of ed insists it is not sensorship with a spokesman saying, quote, this is standard language that has been used by test publishers for many years and allows students to complete practice exams without distraction. let's 2 to the education correspondent, sneaky get away pig. sgp?

>> the pig looks a lot like a pug. it is possible i read that wrong. lori, you have seven children by seven different men. what do you make of this? were we not supposed to talk about that on air? >> two were by bill. >> so no men at all. >> so five and a half men. >> what do you make of this? are we coddling kids? >> that's ridiculous. it is another outrageous story because the department of education people think kids are going to grow up in a vacuum. the challenge is to teachers and kids how to cope with uncomfortable words and phrases. >> i don't think kids can grow up in a vacuum. >> you know what i mean.

isolated. >> what is wrong with referencing wealth. shouldn't kids want to aspire with that? >> i am a catholic and that is not against my religion. what you can see is a class consciousness. i grew up in parochial schools. there were a lot of unpleasant things. we feared words like report cards, tests and sisters coming down the hall. those are the things we were truly afraid of. >> joe, shouldn't kids be forced to tackle topics and have a reason on their own. our question is, are we doomed as a society? >> yes, we have been doomed for years. i have a small child who is not yet in school. he is this big. he is very small. >> a zygote. >> yes, a zygote. a lot of the parents in my neighborhood are extremely -- i can see them growing up to be -- or being these parents in a few years where everything is -- it is like children are this little planet that is its own orbit

and has to be protected at all costs. that's why i usually encourage my son to throw some botulism on them. they are the kind of parents who refuse to get their kids vaccinated and things like that. >> you are making them pay. >> were you disturbed as i'm sure you were to hear dinasaurs are banned from tests ? >> yes. and if you are going to apiece them have they will ridden by apostles. my parents would not allow -- well, they were at the same time. my parents would not allow globes in the classroom because we are flat earthers and that deeply offended me. so i am glad to see the tradition continue. >> dinasaurs are tricky though. there are new ones now from when we were kids. >> it is awesome. and now we know they had feathers. look it up. coming up, are helicopter parents ruining our nation's children? why not? you are watching fnc.

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has a town said no way to an upcoming holiday? well organizers of a colorado springs easter egg hunt which is normally attended by hundreds of eager little runts have canceled the contest citing the manic behavior of parents who thwarted the park in a frenzied attempt to make sure their kid didn't leave empty handed. the event was over in seconds much to the chagrin of the children who didn't win. critics were quick to jump on the helicopter parents, ie those who go over their spawn's up bringing and launch hell fire missiles. explains the author of a book about children, quote, that's the perfect metaphor. parents can't stay out of their children's lives. they don't give their child's

enough chances to learn from hard knocks, mistakes. and it was deafening. >> let these kids enjoy it. it is about these kids having a great time. >> chill out. god. either way, you know who would never get an egg? this hairy kid. plap >> i don't feel bad. he was getting a great workout. >> joe, are we doomed as a society? >> i just told you, yes. >> it was the number one reason why. >> what is your number one reason? >> china. that is just my answer. i'm guaranteed parents are not fighting over the easter eggs in china. >> probably not. >> i just guarantee.

it. >> you are right because easter is banned. >> i don't think they ever -- are they -- >> i don't think they have easter dragons. we are doomed to society. they placed these eggs plainly out on the grass. is it the organizers' fault for making it too easy to become a free for all? >> look, i'm a wall street journal person. i believe in competition. they are missing a tremendous opportunity here. you look at "the hunger games" and it could be used to raise money for the town. instead they are raising wimps that could have won the games. >> you would give them all a bow and arrow. >> my kids went to "the hunger games" well let the parents go and compete. >> kl off the wimpy ones. >> you have several kids. would you describe yourself as a hot-o-copter mom? >> they would can sell it because of me.

i will trick or treat on halloween a couple houses ahead of my girls. i only have two for the record just to make sure they get the best. >> so five boys? >> look, she's adorable. >> >> so seriously you are one of these helicopter parents? >> i am. when your kids are young -- i have a five and a three-year-old , you are your children's best advocate. these ding dong parents, they don't have a clue. nobody knows your kids like you do. you have to show them how to be uher is tiff and aggressive -- uher --accertive and aggressive jie. how would your i will legitimate daughters fare? >> my four i will legitimate daughter -- >> what? you are cheating on me? >> they would never participate in something like this. i will tell you why. the eggs are plastic and there are toys in them.

my girls only go after the hard boiled egg kind and the hard boiled egg kind only because otherwise how would they eat? how would they eat? i am not going to feed them. the bars are not going to themselves. call me shaquifa. i haven't seen you in ages. >> you don't mean that. >> i have seen her at a boor. you are only -- at a bar. you are only 20, girlfriend. >> do do you have a comment on the show? call us. still to come the half time report from sherrod small. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by climbing, the act of moving one's self in a direction using one's hands and feet. thanks climbing.

welcome back. let's find out if we've got anything wrong so far. for that we go to, you know, sherrod small. >> hey. >> hey. >> everything going all right? >> i can't really pull that off. >> good job so far. andy, what do you do down here between talk ?g. >> what do you mean? >> i got nothing. i got a fake cat. the crew did make me a fake cat. yeah i got a fake cat. >> it is something to keep you company. >> he has nice ears too. anyhoo, great show so far. let's go to joe first.

joe, this is the first time doing the panel, right? >> yes. >> is it everything you thought it would be? >> nope. >> in the at all? >> it was great. everybody has been very friendly. you finally got out that gremlin story. something happened when you watch "gremlins 2". >> this is the time and place to talk about it. >> it is just i put all of the dark stuff in my secret place. if i unlock it, i don't know what i am going to do on national tv. >> we will talk about it later. how about that van with no windows? >> sounds great. i can't wait to try the candy. i never have had fun size snickers. >> you never get the skittles at the end. >> it is not a race thing, is it? >> now to lori. where is lori? >> hello. >> hi, okay. lori, how is it going? you look amazing. >> thank you. >> amazing. who are you wearing? >> bodin.

>> bodin. say it on air and they will send uh bunch of free stuff. >> they are british, so i don't know. >> they watch. greg used to be over there or something. some story. you have the herman cain commercial where the reality was more depressing than the bunny getting shot? >> yes, the reality is that people can't find jobs. they are losing their homes and everybody is crying over a shot bunny. >> that bunny actually had 300 babies he had to take care of. now the bunny's babies are -- >> more bunnies than me. >> the babies are growing up in a single parent house now. isn't that going to affect the economy? >> he was reaching for straws, desperate to make a point and we are laughing at it instead of taking a problem not seriously. >> what about santorum? you said santorum needs to spice up his life. explain. >> he was using foul language, and he was spicy. i covered these exit polls,

and the one thing we find with voters is about what is most important to you in a candidate? they say character and good deeds and it comes up santorum. santorum is a single platform candidate and pro life. that's his thing. he is res son nateing the best with the most conservative of the republican party. he is looking to maybe draw more toward the middle to show he is a normal guy. >> a man's man. i hear next week he is going on the trail. >> that's a stretch. but kid rock went for romney which is surprising. >> kid rock went for romney? >> yes. >> but kid rock is a younger version of chuck norris. my man bill mcgern. >> how are you doing? >> how are you doing, bill? i feel like i am talking to my high school guidance counselor. that wasn't my weed, man. i already told you that. speaking of weed, bill you

said it was on commercials, the brain on drugs commercials really worked. do you think? >> i think they do. i think people look at the message. >> well, take a look to your left and look at bill, the other bill. and tell me if you think the commercials work. >> i think they do. look, when i lived in hong kong they had these community service messages. whatever you did whether you littered or whether you didn't pay attention while you were driving, somebody died. hong kong is a pretty safe place. >> it is funny you mentioned that, i have things in my pocket . opium. >> bill schulz used to say the drug commercials were much better high. >> i am already baked. it is like, i need an omelette. >> i thought just say no meant just say no to the initial price. you have toaggle for your weed. >> that's what ronald reagan said. >> that's capitalism.

>> that's right. >> and back to mcge in. >> yes, sir. >> you work at "the journal" right? >> technically for the parent company, but yes, for "the journal." you are getting cussed out by santorum and do you all laugh at him sph. >> of course people laugh. >> do you know the dude? >> no, i don't know the person. i agree with lori. look, what people want from a republican candidate is more swearing. it is obvious for the polls. >> bill, let's go to the other bill, bill schulz. >> thanks rvetion sherrod. thanks, sherrod. >> it has been called being raised right. >> the only other one i know is sherry shepherd from "the

view." >> she said she had to look into it more because she hasn't been researching it more. >> i hope she can read my crayon. >> it wasn't caw lig graw fee. you also said you wanted to kill some reindeer, bill. >> no, i said if you were lining and clearly you weren't that that is going to be an ad about the war on christmas. >> where would you find the reindeer in america? >> in any of your various reindeer outlets. >> you really need to get out more. >> would you go to sam's club. >> if one person does not celebrate the war on christmas it has to be sames club. they are all-american and their prices can't be beat. that's where i get most of the cheap weed. >> did you notice in one of the adds -- ads we ran obama was on the television and they flashed to only din gnaw joked real fast. that was a hilarious remix.

>> he would never be caught dead. >> what? >> she a flashy president. >> obama? >> so you think he is a members only? >> yes. >> give me something else i can say yes or no to. th is easy. >> what about cross color? would he wear cross clough color? >> sean john? >> yes. >> roca wear? >> possibly. >> g unit? >> i believe you are skipping. push reset. >> you are not that white, bill. >> let's get back to mcgern. i want to get back to mcgern. he says we should kill off the will pie kids. explain. >> survival of the fittest. they have to learn a lesson early. to be fair you are distorting me. i am also for the parents competing in that very vicious way. >> so you want the parents to battle and then the kids to battle later on? >> exactly and for it to be filmed. >> forget oprah, you need your

own channel. that's some good watching. andy, do you have any critique of my performance? >> no, i would never do that live on tv. >> what? >> you would never do what live on tv? >> critique you. >> you know it is always good. >> tell me later after we have a beer fest or whatever we do. >> apple tinis. >> thanks, i love doing this. just me, chocolate and talking. >> appreciate it. >> coming up is this the world's most expensive hot dog? we report and you get acid reflux.

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stop and frisk tactics because of how they look. 10% of stops in the hipster haven were white dudes compared to 2% in the more buttoned up upper eastside. they say poor artists and messages will easily catch an officer's eye with one guitarist saying, quote, it is not about race. it is about class. have i a mow hawk and they stereo type me. i am told they punch themselves in the face for having a mow hawk. or maybe i want that to be true. let's discuss in the -- >> lightning rooooooouuuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> joe, you live in brooklyn. >> yes. >> is the man hassling you? >> constantly being harassed. i have to wear -- this is actually a wig over my mow hawk. >> now i feel bad with what i said. >> what do you think about the white guys complaining? >> i think they should shut up.

i have noticed that a lot of people -- it is a stereo type, but young, white men in williamsburg don't appear to have very much to do. so i don't mind police harassing them a little bit. they are driving everybody else's rent up. >> move them along. >> lori, if anything, does 10% of stops make them look over looked? only 10% stop. >> i just hear this profiling and the police department is looking to muslim people. it is not constitutional. it is unconstitutional, right? >> no. >> it seems to be just overkill. it is just more piling on to the previous stories i think we have added on to this. >> that's not what you are supposed to say. >> what was i supposed to say? i don't feel strongly. i think they are complaining to joe's reason for reason. >> the nypd says they often stop people for wearing clothes in a crime.

>> i am hesitant to say that. i wouldn't like that information to get into the hands of al-qaeda. and they start going around and we can't tell them apart. >> good point. >> bill, my favorite part of the story is there was a barber shop manager got frisked when a cop saw him rolling a joint. it made him an easy target. he was rolling a joint. >> so it was definitely the pink shirt. if you are wearing a mow hawk, everyone is going to stereo type you. you and your unlawful use of a sock monkey hat are going to get stereo typed. and everyone in williamsburg doesn't look different because they all look different. either way it is a stop and search fest for the cops. >> i think we are agreed on that. >> moving along. >> yes, next topic. with baseball's opening day fast approaching the texas rangers have unveiled their newest heavy hitter. a $26 one pound hot dog.

the champion hot dog topped with chilly and shredded cheese can feed three to four people and comes on two feet of bun. lori, are you jealous? >> yes, i am so jealous -- >> two feet long bun. >> actually if you do the math and can feed all of those people it is not that expensive compared to the high price of concessions at baseball parks. >> they say it can feed three to four people, but let's be honest, if you are buying this you are shoving the whole thing in your fat face. >> it doesn't feed two to three -- >> hell no. >> will this be a big seller or is it just too big and unmanageable? >> taking it back to what you said before. you object to rabbit meet and this is where it is going to come out. it will come out in these huge hot dogs. they will just do their thing. don't let them compete for

easter eggs and take away their rabbit meat. you can't be surprised if you get a giant hot dog. >> were we taking people's rabbit meat? >> yes. pay attention. >> i missed that. >> open your mind. >> like most 10-year-olds your favorite meal is cut up hot dogs. do you think you could finish one of these things? >> first of all, it is now $14 to get a beer at yankee stadium. it is $14. and second of all, when lori and i want to get away from the kids and spice things up, a little ranger's game. we buy one hot dog and she disarts at one inned and i -- at one end and i will go to the other lady and the tramp style and kiss until the cows come home. and even when the cows come home we still kiss. >> five and a half years of doing this show and that's the worst visual. last topic. are lol's and omg's good for the english language?

the initials that make up the -- i am talking here, lori. >> she got lost in my eyes. you have to keep it fresh, andy. that's what a marriage is all about. >> this article argues something about cyber english. it is refreshing. he writes, quote -- >> are you sure that's how you say his name? >> you are forced to compress his message into fewer words and each carries more meaning on the shoulders and becomes more important and interesting. do you agree with this or is this typical wall street journal garbage? >> this is typical wall street journal. but it happens to be true like most of the garbage that we put out there. >> lore reerks ought authorize of the piece -- lore reerks -- lori, the author of the piece whose name i will butcher again david galernter says the e mails are sloppy.

but how else am i supposed to make people understand how excited i am that "hunger games" just came out. >> it has become a crutch and we have become lazy in our writing. nobody is that creative anymore. >> you know that's the answer. >> you know that is the answer. >> i am pro brievs. what say you? >> why? y, the first letter in yes. >> that is more of a visual joke i think. >> you would be surprised even bill, bob galernty if he looked into the internet culture and overall yes people are lazy and doomed. >> but they are creative. >> some people are creative. >> i have a text dictionary this thick with all of the different designs and ways you

can -- >> yeah you do. yeah you do. me of all people, i know. >> bill, you do know. there are some days when i think tuesday and friday when you communicate:00 -- only in imodicons. does it get your message across more efficiently? >> it does. it is playful. lori and i don't communicate with the cyber english. what we do like to do is english where i will in the middle of the day text her and be like, do you have the bill schulz network? if not i go, demand it. and then she will sext me back. >> wait text? >> you heard me the first time. time to take a break. when we come back, more under withful -- more wonderful stuff. not just any stuff, wonderful stuff.

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now to win this make a bid on it. e mail us at red eye on fox news.com. the highest bid goes to the trust fund recently announced by andrew breitbart's four children. the highest bid was $5,000. the deadline to get your bid in is this week. greg hasn't picked the date. if you think you can beat 5k send it in as soon as possible. if you can't top that bid, but you want to go ahead and make a donation, checks or money orders can be sent to the following address: breitbart children trust south barrington avenue los angeles, california 90049. >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up from sherrod small. to see clips from recent shows go to fox news.com/red eye.

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hosting and we have return appearances from fox news anchor jewel anne huddy, joe devito and liz mcdonald. >> time to go back to sherrod small for the post game wrap up. >> i hear you have a column coming out tomorrow on the gay alternative to obama care. and you also have a shout out to the ladies in white. tell us about that. >> first the ladies in white. it was a group of cuban difficult dents trying to seat pope. let's hope they get their chance in cuba. tomorrow's column is called the gay alternative to obama care. it has a conservative gay rights group called go proud. the last time i read a story on them, the wall street journal ran my photo under the headline "gay, proud and conservative. >> lori -- >> are you not that proud. >> you know, the stock market is ripping, folks. watch business news to see

where to put your cash. 1:00 p.m. eastern time. be there. >> no doubt. >> joe is what is new with the onion? >> we are currently working on a book, an encyclopedia of all of the world's information out in october. and i want to send a shoutout to my co-worker who was the man i have seen naked the third most of any man in my life. >> i am about to beat that record, joe. >> and don't forget me. i have a show on fuse every thursday 12:30 a.m. video on trial, special videos unit. back to you. >>hank you, sherrod. 2k3wr* job. >> thank you. >> great job to lori rothman, bill schulz, joe rindozzo thank you for coming on and bill mcgern. that des it for me. i'm andy levy.