>> got you. >> greg: hello i'm the puny pontificator greg gutfeld. he is puts gal in legal. kimberly guilfoyle. the juan in juanderful. gave up bat for stats. eric bolling. the olive in america's martini, andrea tantaros. it's 5:00 in new york city. 4:00 a.m. in my stole. this is "the five." this is a show packed tighter than alec baldwin's gym shorts, so let's do this, america. ♪ ♪ >> the national lottery of $640 million, or what kimberly spent on shoes. but in a way, didn't a guy already win. >> ♪ i'm just a poor boy ♪ nobody loves me ♪ i'm just a poor boy ♪ from a poor family ♪ from a monstrosity ♪ easy come ♪ easy go ♪ will you let me go

no, we will not let you go ♪ ♪ let me go >> greg: i wondered what happened to my uncle. robert wilkinson was performing "b in a cop car after being arrested. but he won't have to win. he like won the lotly. i wonder if jay leno will tie the lottery. >> the megamillions lottery jackpot over half a billion dollars. billion. that is so much money i saw mitt romney buying a lotto ticket. >> greg: welcome to predictable system, population jay. we love the lottery but not earned wealth. it's easier to envision winning than working. mitt's flaw he can't connect with the common man. so what, the common mant isn't interested in being common either.

they are trying to join the 1%. if i can't have it, neither can you. so now we laugh at a guy like mitt who earns a living. but embrace a crab shoot where you have better odds of being president after being a community organizers. i love the lottery. i play it every time i eat at taco bell. but the delayed gratification untethers wealth from work as kids look at careers and say why do that? pick a number and hope for $640 million to pay the service on the jet to china which n the time it took me to read the god awful mess. $640 million. that is the combined salaries of bob beckel and juan williams. juan, good clean fun or pair sitparasite on the poor? two choices. >> juan: it is a parasite on the poor.

bad show. but pour people spend most of their money, larger percentage of the income on the lottery. no question. but it's also fun. that's why half of america according to statistics bought a lottery ticket in the last year. if you tell me that like your dream, your way of getting wealthy. >> greg: it is for a lot of people. this statistics from freakonomics blows what is left of my mind. $60 billion a year on lotly $500 per household. do you know anybody that spends $500 on lottery ticket? >> andrea: i don't. >> juan: poor people. >> andrea: nobody is making them spend the money. there isn't a government mandate that i know of yet to spend the money on lottery tickets. >> juan: no. >> eric: but it's $500 a year. >> juan: there are suckers out there. >> eric: $10 a week is not that much. i can see ten bucks a week. >> greg: eric plays the lottery. how much do you spend on the lottery? >> eric: if it's $6 of 40, i spent $41 with the $1 "the

five." 5, 15, 25, 35, 45, 55. i will cut you in on that. you don't do want me to cut you in on that, right? >> greg: yes, i would. >> eric: clarify that it would be in your monologue there. against the lottery. i wasn't sure. >> greg: if you win the lottery will you stop dating me for my money. >> kimberly: now you told everyone and ruined my reputation. i did say i haven't played it before. i did quick picks. but i heard on "fox and friends" you do that you lose for sure. i did a number. my babysitter has the ticket. good luck with that. >> juan: in terms of your monologue did you think mitt romney hit the lottery when he was born to george romney? >> greg: when you are born looking like that, you look that handsome, that is the genetic lottery. >> juan: or your daddy is that rich >> andrea: that is the life lo toe and have that hair. >> greg: you can't look mitt

and be poor. right? with the hair? >> andrea: brad pitt looked hot when he was four. he was too hot to be four. now he's hot and rich. gregg you don't see kimberly begging for change outside the building. president obama in 2000 said spending money on lotto tickets makes them poor. isn't that reversing the cause and effect, that poor people buy lotto tickets because they don't want to be poor anymore? >> juan: yes. it's a dream. fantasy. my mother spent a ton of money. this is when it was illegal. when you have to find the numbers -- >> andrea: you called your mom out. >> juan: she's dead. she can't complain to me. >> andrea: that's terrible. >> juan: the reality is the numbers, in a lot of community was a big guy. in my lifetime the numbers are legal. the first legal lottery back in the '70s in new hampshire. now it's unbelievable. the whole country is vegas. >> andrea: your monologue

hit the nail on the head. so good. look at the coverage that the lottery is getting. all the people buying tickets that are focusing on the lottery. people don't want to work hard anymore. because starting a business and taking risks like a romney does or any small business owner does. that makes a lot of work. in particular in this day and age when there is regulation and administration that is unfriendly to businesses. everyone saying oh, maybe i'll get on a reality show. they want an easy way out. no one wants to work hard. and get real skin in the game. >> eric: all day long i'm bombarded with the negative lottery e-mail. regressive tax. it's fun. can we take a step back. if i win $650 million i'll buy the farm for homeless dogs about to be put down. right? it's fun. >> andrea: they want to coddle people if you don't have enough money you can't play the lottery.

really? why take the fun out of it? why not? >> greg: if i win, i'm doing what you are doing, homeless shelter, buy a shelter for homeless supermodels. >> kimberly: there are a lot of those running around. >> greg: i have a basement but it's overcrowded. >> juan: if lotteries are so great, why is it legal? because people waste money on it. >> andrea: nanny state. nanny state. >> juan: everything is legal these days. the government found out hey, we can get a windfall of taxes by taxing suckers. >> eric: what about pot and everything else, people was it as entertainment. >> juan: ron paul in the flesh. i didn't know you were for it. >> eric: i'm against it. >> greg: people should be able to spend the money the way they want to spend their money. i have seen a shift away from understanding how to reach

success, and people think success should happen quickly. that's why it's death of delayed gratification. i don't feel like people want to put 20 years in a career. they would rather make money off an internet boom. >> eric: are people buying lottery tickets because they think they will be the one in 176 million to win? >> andrea: you never know. >> kimberly: you got to play to win. >> eric: or are they having fun? listen, i'm going to dream, cost me a buck to dream. >> greg: it's both. i have done my research. i go to the bodega and the line for the tickets are long. i complain why i buy cigarettes. a far more dangerous lottery that i play. >> juan: andrea offers the conservative analysis of this, people don't want to work. let me offer the liberal analysis which is with a shrinking middle class and people desperate and wanting to pay their bills, hey, wow, look. i could win a bunch of money. >> andrea: people want to spend a dollar on a lottery

ticket. then people where states like pennsylvania brought in casinos that put all of their money in it. that is extremely sad. if you want to buy a ticket, have fun. but really, you're not going to get rich in this country, the odds are against you by buying a lottery ticket. freddie one other kind of lot -- >> greg: one other lottery, the entertainment lottery. wilkerson, that sang, he is getting his own reality show. >> andrea: from your mouth to whatever network's ears. appearance on "red eye"? >> greg: i know where you are going with that. here is the thing. he will be wanted by everybody. he will. not just the police. >> andrea: did you book him on the show? >> greg: not yet. i'm sure i'm in line. >> bob: where was this, montreal? >> greg: i believe so. this guy was arrested for drunk driving. normally people would think it's horrible. this is like almost vindicating his foolishness. >> andrea: yeah. >> greg: he is not even that talented. >> kimberly: it's not the

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ chanting ] >> kimberly: got to love the music. welcome back to "the five." in 2008, young people were firm believers in president obama's "yes we can" mantra. recent reports show they may be losing faith. maybe it's driven by the president's divisive politics and call for the "wall street journal" peggy noonan writes, "what is happening is the president is coming across more and more as a trimmer, as an operator who is not

operating in good faith. hardening position leading to extreme bitterness. it's his fault, too. increase of polarization is a bad thing, it's a big fault." do you agree with this, juan? do you think he is having problem with the youth of america? >> juan: i don't know that he is having a problem with youth, except to say that people aren't as enthusiastic. that is true. but they're not enthusiastic for two reasons. one, he was a new brand on the block. new kid out there in 2008. he is not the new kid out there. he has to be a moderate, centrist president who didn't close guantanamo bay and didn't stop the war in afghanistan, who has had trouble dealing with high unemployment among young people. they are like well, gee, he wasn't as miracle workers that we hoped he would be. >> andrea: young people aren't that bad driven. he made big promises to the youth. and he hasn't fulfilled the promises. you look at americans 16 to

29, only 55% of them have jobs. half of them are unemployed. the unemploit rate is 16%. >> eric: what promise? avoid a great depression? >> andrea: the credit card debt and student loan debt -- >> juan: that's president obama's fault? >> andrea: he made a lot of promises and raised the bar high. he had lobbyists. administration, i'm going to run a clean administration. he hasn't done that. young people see that. they are not stupid. they want jobs. they don't have jobs. >> juan: i could believe ever wants a job and right now the economy is going through a slow recovery. the business you are offering here, he promised this and that. look -- >> he did. he talked about getting the universities and tuition -- just he has -- those loan companies -- [ overtalk ] >> andrea: they are exploding young people in terms of the college loan and putting pressure on colleges

to keep down tuition. >> andrea: pressure? what kind of pressure? >> kimberly: he has issues. before he had no record to run on. now he has no record to run on because there isn't good news. people are calling him on it. >> eric: no way to spin this the right way. sat down with matt lauer and said in three years if it's not better it will be a one-term proptition. #.83 unemployment between 18 to 24-year-olds. it ain't working. whatever it will be friday, it ain't working for the general population of america. $3.93 a gallon, 115% higher when he took over, he has real problems. scrans let me say imagine what it would be without president obama. remember how many jobs -- >> andrea: hypotheticals don't affect reality. >> juan: the man out there trying to get education and educate his children it's better today because of obama. >> andrea: well, we disagree with that. >> kimberly: go to greg.

in the very cute red glasses. >> greg: who wrote the column? kilpegdy noon -- >> kimberly: peggy noonan. >> greg: she said president obama was not honest. if you're a progressive you can't be honest and succeed. being a from gresszy like a teenager's nose ring. you have to take it out before you apply for the job or you will never get the job. that's the problem. progressivism is a nose ring. i want to say this, i am for -- we talk about student apathy. i'm for student apathy. there is nothing more annoyed than an energized student because 80 to 90% of their ideas are nonsense. when they're excitable, nonsense makes you want to throw yourself off a bridge. we like them slightly drunk and quiet. >> kimberly: we brought up commentators that people

respect like peggy noonan and charles krauthammer. obama is coming across as dishonest. before we'll get you work. now as president, what have you done for country? are we in a better position? and sorry, juan, the poll numbers don't reflect in his favorability ratin rating with e youth, women voters, et cetera. >> juan: hold on. hold on. the numbers are -- >> kimberly: i have them. >> juan: if you look at -- what do you think women are flocking to republicans? >> kimberly: i didn't say that. i think they are somewhat disenchanted with president obama that makes them vulnerable to the picking. >> andrea: the "washington post" fact checked him on the tom hanks video where he said his mom didn't have health insurance. not true. that was not true. she did have insurance. they fact checked him on the statement that he made over and over and over. we have 2% of the oil reserve and we use 20%. the "washington post" fact checker said it's a whopper.

who uses their mom? >> andrea: he has the problem that al gore had. when he is lying when he doesn't have to lie. >> he said he would use 20% of the world's oil but only 2% of the world's reserve. it didn't take "washington post" fact check it. his department of energy fact checked it and found out that he was offbase. we may have 60 times what he set himself. >> greg: if obama spun any faster we could use it to drill for oil. >> andrea: that would be helpful. >> kimberly: it would. >> juan: at least funny. i would be amused by it. >> greg: could be a superhero. >> juan: better than the hypocrisy at the table. >> greg: be very mad. >> andrea: exactly. >> juan: imagine that. republicans who say oh, no, we have nothing to do with this great economic fall. we had nothing to do with it.

we deregulated everything. the housing industry, the banks -- >> andrea: juan -- >> juan: you don't represent -- >> andrea: hypotheticals saying it would have been better, could have, would have, should have don't win elections. >> juan: right. it would have been absolutely. >> eric: he promised he wouldn't for a better term if it's not better by now. >> juan: it is better. >> kimberly: don't worry. the russians feel good about us. coming up, they tell the democratic party they need a come to jesus moment on abortion. it sounds more like rick santorum than obama, right? those comments are coming up when we come back. ♪ ♪

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>> andrea: time for the can you believe he said that segment? jimmy carter said on laura ingram's radio show saying he believes that democrats need to de-emphasize abortion position on their platform. take a listen. >> i believe that jesus christ would approve abortions. that's one of the problems i had when i was president, having to uphold roe versus wade. i did everything i could to minimize the need for abortions, because the time when a mother's life in s in danger or the pregnancy is caused by a rai rape or incest. i have not approved abortions. >> andrea: that this is interesting. former president once considered the head of the democratic party saying views on abortion are too extreme. eric, i think there might be a political calculus to this

more than just the abortion issue. according to a recent gallup poll it shows the country is split on abortion. 47-47. when you break it down, the country views on abortion are a little more complex. if you ask them should abortion be legal in certain circumstances, 51% say certain circumstances. you could have for example a pro-life mother who doesn't believe that 13-year-olds should get abortion without parental consent or don't believe in partial birth abortion. do you think the rhetoric, that the democrats will listen? >> eric: he is smart. remember how it evolved. discussion with abortion and catholic bishops. spun it to a war. the right's war on women. right to have contraceptives and it moved that way. then fell apart on them.

carter is right. they can't go on the economy. they can't go back to this. obamacare, looks like it will fall apart, they have nowhere to go. good idea but better find something else quick. >> andrea: greg, that seems to be the general knowledge in politics. democrats want to talk about social issues than republica republicans. isn't this a bad thing? if hay talk about the social issues to the right then their positions have to be revealed and they're often extreme like partial birth or maybe getting an abortion at 13 or 14 without telling your parents. >> greg: think about it, i like gym m carter. he's consistent about helping the helpless. if you agree how he helps the help lest, he is building homes and always been pro-life. you can't get much more helpless than an unborn child. he has been vocal about it. even if you look at the people

who are pro-life, almost all of them agree abortion is gross. they don't want it to be as accessible or easy as getting wisdom teeth removed. i don't think that will ever happen. but you are seeing in certain elmetropolitans of the fimnist movement that happened. i read a blog the other day who said i love abortion. i love it. he's birth control. it exists. >> juan: interesting to sit in the republican clubhouse and hear jimmy carter phrase, oh, gee, i wonder why. because you basically say he is pro-life on this issue. >> andrea: that is a positive. >> juan: bob casey, democrats wouldn't let him speak at the convention. this idea that with democrats are somehow the ones who started a business about

contraception. are you kidding me? >> eric: a woman in virginia on friday wrote an op-ed about -- no, they took this up and opened a can of worms. just wait, wait. >> eric: trying to figure out how to put the genie back in the bottle. they can't do it. as much as jimmy carter would like. just let the record show it was republicans in the senate, republicans in virginia and republicans who wanted to somehow take away a woman's right to make a choice for herself on contraception. that is the republican record. >> andrea: jimmy carter is a die in the wool liberal but born again christian. why don't they listen to him. why do they continue to lose a born-again vote? why do you continue to lose it? why do they lose that ground? >> juan: nixon in the '72

campaign discovered abortion was the quintessential wedge issue to draw catholics to the republican race. ever since then, democrats have discovered for us, it's a an issue and it energizes women in the base. >> andrea: you used to live in the most liberal city in the country, san francisco. what issues are they willing to give us? clearly abortion doesn't seem to -- >> kimberly: no, i don't think they really, interested in doing that whatsoever. i think this is good advice of jimmy carter, they need to pay attention and listen to this, because definitely the country has moved more right on this topic of supporting life. and fighting for life. fighting for women. fighting for unborn children. what more nobler cause can there be? new orleans, they're enfrenched in their position and refuse to move. >> juan: it's hard to have an honest conversation. that's what eric and i are having a difficult time with. i don't think there is any question that susan g. komen

people know they screwed up badly and they have been hurt. i don't think there is any question if you look at the blount amendment in the senate they were trying to say you know what? a body, not just -- anybody who has a conscientious objection to contraception doesn't have to provide -- that's just crazy. >> eric: that was down the road. that wasn't the first shot. that was further down the road. >> juan: what about bob o'donnell as the governor of virginia was doing? that was crazy. we'll invade -- >> eric: you want to see -- >> greg: if you want to see the war on women, go to china. >> andrea: and on that note. we saw him fired up, juan williams. he got an interview with the g.o.p. tar marco rubio. we will play that and the best moments when we come back. ♪ ♪ 0

eastern. now back to new york and "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> juan: love that country. welcome back to "the five." this week i sat down with florida senator and g.o.p. rising star, talking about him for the v.p. nod, marco rubio. for a fox news exclusive. we covered a lot of ground starting with the big ticket, immigration. >> where do you stand on immigration reform given that your party has become viewed as antagonistic to helping people create a pathway to citizenship? >> the first thing the party needs to do and hope to help again is pro-legal immigration party. we have a broken legal immigration system. if we modernize our legal

immigration system it would create guest work for program and improve on security, that then will never be easy. it's easier to deal with the issue of those in the country illegally. >> juan: this was in d.c. but the interview was about immigration because it's such a big issue. i got to tell you, this week, rubio endorsed mitt romney, jeb bush said he would like to see marco rubio on the ticket. marco rubio's name could not be hotter. here is what he said about the vice presidential ticket. >> seriously you're holding to the line you will not accept it. why? >> i'm focused on my job. that's where my mind is and my heart it. >> what if it's the difference between losing and winning -- >> first, the hypothetical questions are dangerous. it's not the difference

between winning and losing. you win or lose on the competing vision of the future of the country. >> juan: what do you think? >> eric: he should and would, he would like to do it for party sake and he should do it. romney almost would be smart to pick him as the running mate. it would be rubio or christie. christie is great. he will always be friend of romney. rubio brings a latino vote. we know the republicans are struggling with the latino vote. a poll showed us somewhere around 14% approval rating. he would bring the number up. he needs to firm up the latino vote. >> juan: i think so. but the difficulty if you look at romney's upon the dream act and immigration reform, sonia sotomayor on the court, he has

take an hard line. it's difficult for hispanics to warm up. i got to tell you the odd part for me, if you look at hispanics in the attitude toward america, toward entrepreneurship. toward religion. family. they should be easy pickings. kilthey will be. that is the move. that is -- >> kimberly: and they will be. that will continue to happen if we get jobs going anytime around here. they will gravitate toward the conservative movement and republicans. >> juan: i'm saying that the republican attitude toward them is not warm. >> andrea: they can do a better job in terms of outreach. if you deal with core value, it's not a hard sell. we want to say free market, conservative value, religion, family, all of that. the natural fit. yet, if the message is translated they will come. >> andrea: i agree with you on this. i think romney has run to the right on immigration. and newt gingrich has a position that was more flexible i agreed with.

i think the republicans are split on this. they concede ground to the democrats on this. george bush did excellent job with latinos. social issue resonate with latinos. number one issue is jobs and the economy. it's not immigration. on immigration, republicans are the pro-legal immigration party. they should be. rubio said it. who i they don't embrace that, i don't know. because they seem xenophobiic and isolationist. it puts latinos off. but they're not. >> kimberly: it's the branding. to connect to the natural base to support you. a missed opportunity. i agree. i'm encouraged it will be better with rubio. greg? >> greg: i was going to say that mitt romney will pick marco rubio because they would save on the monogramed bathrobes. [ laughter ] it's a legitimate fear they will go away from the republicans because that is exploited by the democrats who are painting the republicans as people who are going to

load hispanics in the cattle cars, because they have a spanish accent. >> juan: imagine in arizona, why would you have that fear? anyway, we got to go. log on to fox news for more on the interview with rubio. coming up, rush limbaugh says the media matters attacks on him have failed and gone nowhere. rush will tell us why when we come back on "the five." ♪ ♪ i remember the day my doctor told me i have an irregular heartbeat,

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> eric: intimidation, coercion, blacklisting, all tactics the leftist at media matters used to an attempt to undermine america's most popular radio host, rush limbaugh. after a boycott campaign, 100 grand smear operation and countless liberal wackadoo t appearances, the results are in. rush, what say you?

>> on the range of all 600 radio stations, our ratings are up anywhere from 10 to 60% depending on the station. the advertisers who hung in here, going gangbusters. yes. the only ones who got hurt with r the ones who left. >> eric: poor radicals at media matters tried so hard. but rush, his audience and his advertisers spoken. they are hanging with rush. the man has 15 million listeners. >> kimberly: he is a winner. i get it. i do the math. i got it. look, it didn't work. they try to create a scandal and force him off the airwaves but it didn't appear to work. because he is doing just as well and better than he was before in terms of the

advertising. >> juan: i don't know what the numbers represent. i'll take rush at his word. nonetheless, this has been a difficult episode for rush limbaugh. it hurts his credibility with a lot of people. the audience is up. people are attracted to carnals and sensation. i don't think it helps his credibility to go around demeaning a young woman like that. >> eric: you are not talking about a small bump or curious viewers tuning in. you are talking about 12 to 50% increase in listeners. massive. >> juan: that would be massive. i hadn't seen it anywhere else. >> eric: more than a sideshow -- just i think people tune in for the train wreck and want to hear the next most outrageous thing. >> eric: angela trampl angela t, is that what he calls you?

>> andrea: andrea tarantula. because of my bite. it speaks to media matters' weakness. did they think if they called for boycott they would take down somebody as big and popular as rush? that's a joke. it's laughable. the left really think they were going to win the argument with the extreme views? goes to extreme view. majority of the country doesn't feel they should pay for sandra fluke's birth control. she wasn't even asking for herself. she was asking for her friends. the left misstepped again and the issues backfireed. the country isn't with them on this. >> juan: do you ever look at polls? >> andrea: i sure do. >> juan: women are absolutely -- >> andrea: the "new york times" poll -- >> juan: wait. >> eric: let's not do birth control here. stay on the topic. >> greg: i have a joke for you.

knock, knock. >> eric: who's there? >> greg: media matters. >> eric: media matters who? >> greg: exactly. >> kimberly: were you up all night with that one? >> greg: i thought of it five minutes ago. they are like the kid on the bench who never plays. because he never plays he despises people who are doing something or playing. they gawk, all they do. their therapy bills must be spectacular. >> i spoke with rush and he said media matters' effort is no different and they will fail. >> greg: they agree. people when they see the manipulation, sort of the manipulation to curtail the first amendment, nobody likes it. >> eric: first amendment, though, right? >> kimberly: absolutely. it's the first amendment. they love it and use it as a sword on their side and shield against other people. just wrong if someone is

victimized. they're nuts. but i don't want to make it seem as if nothing happened. something happened. >> eric: leave it there. one more thing is up next. first, friday so listen to a little of the great bret michels. >> kimberly: yeah! ♪ ♪ ggókóggeg

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: they're punishing me, aren't they? time for one more thing. juan, take it away. >> juan: as we approach the highest religious holiday of the year, jesse waters, o'reilly's top producer, went to visit an atheist convention in washington, d.c. take a look. >> you're an atheist? >> i am. >> why? >> i believe in reality. >> you believe, but you believe in nothing. >> are you a little worried about going to hell? >> how can i be worried about something i don't believe in. >> if there is a hell this is the closest thing to it. >> it's the atheist rally. >> not that big of a deal.

>> what happens when you die? >> when you die, you are dead. >> i am hoping i can be a skeleton in a science lab just so i can hang around naked. >> creepy. >> juan: that was real creepy. >> greg: i worked at health magazine a went to urology conference and i was scarred for years. >> andrea: i bet it was a pisser. [ laughter ] freddie ladies and gentleme ladd >> greg: ladies and gentlemen, andrea tantaros. >> kimberly: mine is about barbie. mattel is doing a barbie, bald-headed. want to distribute it to the non-profit organization and hospitals, et cetera, for young girls and women going through cancer or treatments or different conditions that cause them to have their hair fall out to let them know bald is beautiful. put wigs on them. a lot of people are saying

sell it at the retail stores, too, because there are kids that want to buy them anyway. commending barbie on a good choice. >> greg: it's not just women that play with barbie dolls. >> kimberly: i thought you told me to keep that to myself. >> juan: don't you like bal baldness? >> greg: wow! >> eric: we're number one. unfortunately as sunday we're number one of the highest corporate tax on the globe. japan is 38%. germany 30%. 39-pointbe 2%. >> juan: go america. >> andrea: there is controversy over ponies. not this, my little pony but the holder justice department isn't being convicted terrorists they are mandating that many whole ponies service animals be allowed in

restaurants and public places. causing an uproar. you can't potty train a pony like a dog. i'm torn on this. look how cute the ponies are. my little brother is disabled. we got a service dog to help him. but my family is in the restaurant business. pony would have pooh-poohed or peeed my dad would have had me clean it up. >> -- what are you going to do? >> kimberly: what is next, unicorns? >> greg: people are spending me little to toys. [ laughter ] i appreciate it. it should be spent on little kids. not me. anyway, i enjoy it. thanks. "the five." thank you for watching. have a great weekend. see you monday.