washington, after the gsa spent a fortune on a lavish trip to vegas. courtesy of guess who? oh, yeah, the taxpayer. we have more on that later. but first -- hello, everyone. i'm kimberly guilfoyle with bob beckel, eric bolling, dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: what happens in colombia doesn't stay in colombia either. the story broke this weekend but is unfolding minutes by minute today. 11 secret service agents assigned to protect the president. some married caught with their pants down. in latin america after they allegedly brought prostitutes to their hotel. five military members may also have been involved. the matter is under investigation. some say it's serious. some aren't convinced it's that big of a deal. can you guess who?

we will go to dana perino for comments. >> dana: tough situation for the country. embarrassment to president obama as he headed to colombia for the meeting. maybe not as embarrassing as the secretary of state doing beers at the bar at the same time. but a question of -- guilty before proven innocent is what some of the secret service defenders are saying. something must have happened. they admitted to some of it. whether it's against the law, did they violate their security clearance. there are more questions than answers right now. my experience is the secret service is nothing but positive and upstanding and they're amazing people. these were not the president's personal detail. >> kimberly: the advanced team. >> dana: they go ahead of time -- hundreds of people go ahead of time for one of the international trips. i think i'll sit back and see what the guys have to say about it. >> kimberly: we'll see. go ahead.

>> eric: you will probably disagree with this. 4400 secret service agents. i wear this pin every day given to me by a secret service agent. 11 bad apples aren't going to tarnish a whole group. the presidents say for hundreds of years i'm standing behind the guys, get rid of the 11 guys or even get rid of the supervisor of 11 guys but let's not throw grenades on the whole secret service. >> bob: i talked to somebody down there from the state department. first, most of these are uniform secret service. they're still secret service. but the fact is, in colombia, prostitution is legal. for those who are not married and were off-duty, i might add, it's not 24-hour duty, i find nothing wrong with it. >> kimberly: the information we have is they were on duty, they were the advanced team. there is suggestion they hadn't completed their job, other members finished the

job. whether they're married or not, the problem i have with this, they are there to protect an serve the country. yes, a tremendous sacrifice. i know a lot of secret service agents. they work very hard and yes, they're entitled to have fun, free time, et cetera. that wasn't the scenario here. they should be concerned about compromising the president's security. about whether or not they can be subjected to some kind of blackmail. alowing a woman in. a woman in their room which is supposed to be where they conduct their business, et cetera. she could put a plant in there, bug the room. compromise information. not a good idea. >> bob: when you are house landed on the wicked witch, listen -- >> kimberly: i know. >> bob: reality is people travel all over the world and get to countries that prostitution is legal. a lot of people involved in that. if you are not on duty, an advanced team, so they were probably not on duty. >> kimberly: they were on duty. >> eric: can i clarify my opinion is not that bob. i don't agree with what they

did, because it's legal in coalmost byia. i'm say -- colom by yeah. i'm saying they should be reprimanded and done, whatever we'll do to them. but the rest of the secret service, don't lump them into them. >> kimberly: nobody is lumping them in. we're talking about the specific comment by the individuals who have a duty to do the job appropriately and not compromise. you realize what happened here. they called the prostitute to the room. at this particular hotel, a family hotel there. okay? they check in and if you are a prostitute there, you have to show i.d. when you go in. one of the girls didn't have it. one girl in particular, brought to the room with four to five agents and was supposed to perform services and she said wait, that is too many. they go back downstairs, they don't have enough cash. to the desk and then ask for an advance of cash to charge them so they can go and pay her. good job. good use of the taxpayer money. >> bob: nay are asking for advance of their own money. what does greg say in

>> greg: is it taxpayer money? >> kimberly: you paid for the room. cash advance on the room, you pay for. that i know you'd probably rather see it go to that than solyndra but other than that, not a good idea. >> greg: as an expert in sexual rejection syndrome, i must point out they do a tough job. as eric pointed out. you need to relieve stress from a tough job. i consider this is a health treat some why isn't it covered by obamacare? >> kimberly: they got confused. >> greg: where is hillary rosen? this is clearly war on women, war on international women and more important, war on working women just trying to make a living. >> dana: when you have a top secret clearance you don't get the choice to decide when you're on or offdutty. you get top secret clearance,

and you went through it and the reason you got yours is you didn't lie about anything. >> bob: correct. >> dana: are they open about this? do they go home and talk about this to their friends? when we go to countries where prostitution is legal, it's okay? the top secret clearance thing is problem for me. the defense they weren't on duty is a problem. also that this happens all the time. this is another defense i hear. it happens all the time. kilyou're right, they're saying -- >> kimberly: you're right. that's what they're saying. prostitution isn't illegal. a team that works down there regularly. >> greg: if it's our tax money, this pretty much is a secret stimulus. if you think about it. our money -- >> bob: you were working on that. one thing i'm for is human trafficking where they take the women from country to country and use them for prostitution, which is outrageous. and the attack on prostitution as an industry, there are a lot of people in the industry that do it for work.

they do make a living at it. they pay taxes. they are covered with health insurance and other things. the assumption that all prostitutes are bad people is just terrible. >> dana: nobody is talking about them. nobody is saying they're bad people. i would prefer they had an ability to take care of themselves and their families in a way they didn't -- >> kimberly: you know you're familiar with colombia and the economy there and 1 million people displaced there and it's commonplace for young women, at the age of 16 and 17 to work in the sex industry. you know, bob -- >> i'm going to disagree with the fellas in that i think it was wrong. i think it was wrong what they did. they should haven't done it. my guess is that anytime you are in charge of protecting the president, you know, you are on duty, whether it's 8:00 in the morning or 3:00 in the morning or noon. it doesn't really matter. if you're compromising the president's safety, you are wrong. they're wrong.

>> greg: they didn't even pay these four girls. >> kimberly: they stiffed her. >> greg: yes, they did. that really, kimberly. >> kimberly: it's true. >> greg: they stiffed her. i d't know, i think they could argue they were trying to save the taxpayer money by not paying them but i don't buy that. >> bob: do you find that these people were working all day long and they went to a spa and got a real massage. and did that, something wrong with that? or they went gambling. something wrong with that? >> dana: not if they use their own money. that's not what we're talking about here. i have to ask you, how can you be against pornography but for prostitution? >> kimberly: explain yourself. >> greg: pornography is basically, you know, shoved in your house through the internet. you have to seek out prostitution. >> dana: you think it's bad for women? pornography? >> greg: bad for women because it destroys

relationships. prostitution, these are adul adults. these are adults participating in a transaction, i can't stop them. if they're kids, that's wrong. >> dana: does anyone care -- >> bob: prostitution in legal a areas and perfectly sane and they enjoy their work and -- >> kimberly: whoa, this is a lot of psychological problems you have there. >> bob: why? i know i have a bunch of psychological problems -- >> kimberly: you've done a survey -- >> bob: surveys of women who work in a legitimate business. >> kimberly: we don't have time to go through the multiple layers of this. >> greg: his argument is that this is exists and it will exist until we die, the first thing -- if you legalize it, maybe it's better for them is what you are saying. >> kimberly: i'm concerned about the president of the united states and to make sure that he is not compromised his safety, and he deserves better than that. that is what really bothers me here. this is a important is trip to colombia on an important

announcement. he deserves to have the best. we did not show our best in this situation. on that note -- coming up, dick cheney makes pub luck appearance after heart surgery and takes a shot at president obama. you hear from him when we come back. e-mail us at thefive@foxnews.com. tell us your thoughts. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ the capital one cash rewards card gives you a 50% annual bonus. and who doesn't want 50% more cash? ugh, the baby. huh! and then the baby bear said, "i want 50% more cash in my bed!" phhht! 50% more cash is good ri... what's that. ♪ you can spell. [ male announcer ] the capital one cash rewards card. the card for people who want 50% more cash.

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♪ ♪ >> greg: you thought about that was ac/dc. >> dana: a compilation album when i was ten, one you can buy on tv. >> greg: we can talk about that afterwards. comedians and their adoring media are in a crisis. how do you make fun of mitt romney when you're dumb? you can keep doing the rich thing, commentator paul vegalla. it hear he is playing paul bunyon big toe.

it's true. and he said romney could buy and sell him 100 times. i'm glad i didn't say that. now, pac compare him to "mad men" draper. family man to hard-drinking, hard-smoking ladies' man. what is the up next? they're both good looking and successful. clever. how sad is it that comics can't get a handle on obama even when the ears seem tempting. dowd chatted with "saturday night live" over how tough political comedy is. says seth meyers, comedy writers are promiscuous and we want as many targets as possible. asking comedian to make fun of obama is asking a priest to mock rice. if you look at government as religion there is only one a mighty savior. you want to keep your job so comics only make fun of stay-at-home mom --

[ inaudible ] a phrase that sar va silverman coined with her fake abortion pictures on twitter. so, instead, mock them. do comedians lay off obama because they can't find a handle? he is too cool. or they don't want to because they're afraid they will get in trouble. >> dana: it's interesting. i went to comedy cellar on saturday night. five comedians hadden the minutes each. no jokes about president obama. he has been president for three-and-a-half years. plenty you could make fun of. there is a hesitation because they like him or they don't think he is funny or he is so bland he is not funny? i don't know what is it. >> greg: 50/50. he blends in the background. he is just like them in the media.

they all agree. >> eric: on board and more fun to make fun of righties. if you make fun of the president you could be called racist, i have no idea. why he is off-limits i don't get. >> i am overwhining about it. now it's a mental disorder. "saturday night live" talks about getting romney on it. >> kimberly: he would be great. go on there and show his looser, more humorous side. >> dana: he tried it on letterman. >> kimberly: you don't think he can handle it? >> dana: the key those shows go be yourself. interview format is probably better for a presidential candidate. president bush did not do any of the programs leno, gutfeld -- sorry. [ laughter ] letterman. and until after he was president. google the media and comedians share the same narrative, which is romney, just too far

removed. they will play it to the end. i want to go to somebody else, because there is somebody else who might have a handle on obama. his name is dick cheney. i think we are going to dosh dives doing it just for you. i was saving this for you. you want to talk about -- >> kimberly: he needs counseling. >> bob: no. i want to talk about dick cheney. >> greg: i'll roll tape. >> i can't think of a time when i thought it was more important to defeat incumbent president in the day with respect to barack obama. he has been unmitigated disaster for the country. >> greg: bob, i think he is being really subtle here, don't you think? >> bob: first, glad to see he does look -- i was at a speech last year and he was weak. this heart thing is working for him, so glad to hear that. let's face it, taking criticism from the most incompetent and dangerous vice

president in history is not necessarily a bad thing. cheney is hard to laugh about when you try to laugh about darth vader. it doesn't work. he is dark and nasty. he didn't have to say that. the good news is he is in wyoming. not many people care. does he get under our skin, yes. he single handedly able to figure out how to get to us war in iraq. >> dana: my point about laughing it off, it's just almost comical how cheney knows how to push all the liberal buttons. he is just speaking the truth. life-long public servant, he feels this way and says it in wyoming, it happens to make it to the news. it's newsy. the white house can't help themselves. i don't think the white house said anything. >> kimberly: i think they are worried about him. he has a good strong heart and being -- >> bob: worried? >> kimberly: yeah. let him. he has sitting there being subjected to people like

yourself. for a long time. >> bob: endorse romney. >> kimberly: you think it would hurt his candidacy. >> greg: is he an unmitigated disaster or mitigated disaster? >> eric: obama? >> greg: yeah. whatever. never heard of unmitigated disaster. >> eric: whatever. i can just talk about dick cheney? >> greg: sure. >> eric: how unbelieve seasonable it the guy got a brand new heart four weeks ago and is able to sit on stage, stand up, make a speech. it's fantastic. says a lot about our medicine in this country, which frankly has done pretty darn good without obama. >> greg: bob, you have to look at this and be going, this is great news for you. you will live another 30 years. >> bob: i will live to see cheney out on the trail again. medicine, more power to it.

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needs money, big money and he is getting it but at what cost? the presidential fat cat and all-around loser bill maher and hillary rosen's outrageous ambush of ann romney. >> what she meant to think i think is ann romney never got her ass out of the house to work. there is a big difference between being a mother and getting your ass out the door at 7:00 a.m. when it's cold. having to deal with the boss. >> eric: should president obama distance himself from -- >> greg: no, please, no. no, no, no, no. i'm going to use the beck rule -- the beckel rule, which is i want bill maher to never stop talking the way you want cheney to never stop talking. bill maher, that face lost a 1 million republican votes. no surprise that the initials are b.m. >> eric: it's a billion dollar campaign for obama what is $1 million -- is it about the million dollars or he

doesn't want to tick off the far left liberal -- -- listen, the bigger issue -- >> bob: the issue is should bill maher be associated with the campaign? no. romney won't release name of his bundlers. and a contributor was a buddy of his at bain capital. that doesn't bother me me. >> kimberly: a friend of his gave him money? >> bob: no. they tried to hide it. bill maher puts democrats on the defensive. >> dana: i have a thought, which is last week, within the hour of hillary rosen make comments, they had distanced themselveses frothemselveses fry rosen. president obama delivered a final blow with a comment, it was ill advised statement made by a person on tv.

as if he doesn't know her. then bill maher hasn't done any favors. >> eric: a billion dollar campaign. can't be million bucks. >> kimberly: why doesn't he do something about it? why did he hold on that that guy's money? it's one offensive statement -- >> dana: they try to make a distinction about him being a comedian. he crossed that line himself. >> bob: the president does not have control of that money. it's not legal or inaccurate. >> eric: he can direct that money. >> bob: he can tell them -- >> kimberly: make a stat statement. >> eric: the white house visitor law cross-reference to the donor list shows something interesting. you can in effect buy your way

to the white house. look at this. the new york times chart shows if you give under 30,000 bucks you have 20% chance of making it in the white house. if you give over $100,000, 75% chance of making it to the white house. this matters because -- >> dana: number one, on the front page of "new york times" on a sunday. that is a big deal. number two, hypocrisy. president obama campaign in 2008 saying he will not have the lobbyists in the white house. he won't have lobbyists work for him in the white house. i know many lobbyists who register because the laws say if you will talk to member of congress or the administration, you have to or you will go to jail. i have a third point. >> greg: it was how awesome my shoes were. i don't see a problem with this.

>> dana: can i make my third point? it doesn't include people that he has fundraisers. with remember, the $40,000 a plate dinner that george clooney had at his house. that is not visitor logs at the white house. that's influence making as well. >> bob: you would haven't the cute chart unless you see all people going to the white house. visitor logs are open to the public. i would bet you that every single president has the largest contributors have better abouts is to the white house. >> dana: but they didn't say they weren't going to. >> eric: not only are the lobbyists gaining access for a price. but companies getting preferential tax treatment. if you put up enough money -- >> bob: energy companies for president bush. >> kimberly: deals for play. like solyndra, what is next? algae company? seems to be into that these days. then you have exemptions under

the obamacare, too? never ending. >> bob: how can you say anything when my good friend dick cheney had -- wait a second. wait one second. >> eric: break in, bob. i'll get back to you in a second. you are looking live at the senate floor where lawmakers are moments away from a vote on the so-called buffett rule. dana, buffett rule. likely going to fail, but nonetheless. >> dana: ridiculed across the board from the liberal to the conservative commentators as a political gimmick. amazing that senator reid has not done anything even if it was political gim tic to show they have ability to pass this. but this won't do a thing. across the board everyone knows this. >> greg: the real scoundrels this this is the patriotic millionaires, people pushing for taxes. because their name suggest by the pitry yotic millionaire -- patriotic millionaire, if you don't agree you're not

patriotic. >> dana: anti-american. >> bob: when dick cheney was head of the bush energy plan they had secret oil guys to write the plan. they forced finally release who it was. obama and the white house puts -- why don't you say something nice about the fact they open up the dodge? >> eric: we are talking about the buffett rule. >> kimberly: punishing hard-working americans. double taxation. don't stand for it. >> eric: call it obama tax on success. >> bob: it ought to be a tax -- >> kimberly: how about stop spending so much money? >> bob: the money off of republicans. >> greg: the paycheck in millionaires in connection with media matters. this is all about the progressive class wa warfare. they tell america if you don't agree with me, you're not patriotic. that's treasonous.

>> bob: think you should cut taxes on people making over $1 million a year? >> eric: we are getting the wrap. on "the five" you heard about the gsa lavic party on vegas, wasting hard earned money. capitol hill is looking for answers today. here is what happened. ♪ ♪ ern.

now back to new york an the colleagues with "the five." ♪ ♪ >> bob: unless you have been on romney's secret campaign list you could haven't missed

the story from the gsa where they organized conference of the western gsa group. there has been a little effort at humor here. putting together the following tape of mr. neilly. who has been in office under five presidents, including republicans. go ahead. ♪ ♪ >> mr. chairman on the advice of counsel i respect to answer on behalf of my constitutional privilege. >> on the advice -- >> on the advice of counsel. >> i respectfully decline to answer d.♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> i respectfully decline to answer -- ♪ ♪ >> bob: that was well done. mr. neely is taking the fifth.

chairman of the committee, mr. issa formerly arrested for gun violations as well as car theft and burning car -- >> okay. >> bob: leave it aside. i'm just saying there are allegations made. arrested on guns. but he was told that mr. neely was going to take the fifth. mr. issa decided to spend the taxpayer money to fly mr. neely across from california to say what he said that he would be told. that's beside the point. they are wasting your money, my money. >> greg: the hearing was about wasting money. >> bob: right. but he was going to take the fifth. >> eric: however, representative comings was also at that meetal and he was asking questions and pointed out that the gsa employees stayed at luxurious hotel. employees acted like it's their money. disgusting. have v to bring the information out and way to do it is through a hearing. going to say he'll take a

fifth so we don't -- >> kimberly: placed on administrative leave. >> bob: fly all across the country to take the fifth. >> greg: they should have had the hearings in vegas. that way he would have come. if he was allowed to rap in testimony, it would have been okay. >> dana: or given his testimony sitting in the bathtub. looked like he was comfortable. >> greg: can i make a point, why is it when everybody goes on vacation they see the giant bathtub and they have to get the picture taken of them holding a wine glass? >> kimberly: it's amazing. are you controlled water? i love bathtubs. >> greg: everybody has to do this. i don't take baths. >> kimberly: i can smell and tell that from here. do you have any? >> bob: not like that. more compromising than that. they spent almost $1 million. bush administration it was $200,000 to $400,000 on the party. 100% increase. it's been a pattern, something

has to be done to interrupt the pattern. they are, in fact, the government services administration does a lot of procuring for the government. sensitive position. i agree. they ought to be disciplined. >> bob: i'm -- >> dana: i'm surprised that the democrats don't get on side of the taxpayers. instead of trashing michael eisner or the bush administration -- darrell issa or bush administration when they had nothing to do with it. >> bob: obama had nothing do do with this. >> dana: why doesn't someone say this is an outrage. we'll do this -- >> bob: we did. >> dana: no. you get on the chairman of the committee. so a guy says he'll plead the fifth, oh, he should stay home. i'd haul his rear end to washington every week. >> greg: in the government money is no object or rather it's somebody else's object. other people's money. >> bob: this is outrage that

the agency spends a lot of government money. this is not by inference we connect it to obama. >> kimberly: we praised obama. he fired the administrator. >> dana: we all did. >> eric: not one person at this table -- >> kimberly: you brought up obama, bob. >> bob: i must have missed that. >> greg: you said he was one of the greatest worst presidents ever. that was good. >> bob: the question is will what will come out of this? >> dana: they should be fired. >> kimberly: they had one administrator resign. she stepped down. people on administrative leave. come on. >> bob: will there be indictments on this? is it illegal? neely be indicted? >> kimberly: they have to see. conclude the investigation. >> bob: if the lawyer tells him to take the fifth, don't

you think it means he is trying to protect him against criminal indictment? >> kimberly: obviously, he is. he doesn't want him indicted but he won't know what happens, because he is tonualing. it's ridiculous. looking at his protection instead of telling the truth. >> bob: on that happy note. could facebook making you sick? lonely? yes. full of yourself? yes. dana has result osafter new study when we come back. what makes the sleep number store different? the sleep number bed. the magic of this bed is that you're sleeping on something that conforms to your individual shape. wow! that feels really good. you can adjust it to whatever your needs are. so whatever you feel like, the sleep number bed's going to provide it for you. now, sleep number redefines memory foam,

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♪ ♪ >> dana: all right. we're going to talk now nonpolitics which is gad for the next four minutes. the question posed by the atlantic monthly, the cover story is facebook making more lonely as americans? it's kind of an interesting discussion. a lot of us do facebook or twitter or something. is loneliness just a state of

mind? or if you don't feel as lonely if you have social media friends? what do you think? >> kimberly: are you lonely in >> greg: you know what blows my mind. with this game is farmville. a game. if you are playing farmville you are in two levels of abstraction away from human life. what if you could start evolving and join social network within farmville. then in the social network you play a new game called farmville to join another social network. this is where we're headed. i took too many pills. >> dana: it's like if you have a mirror and it goes on forever. >> greg: i do it a lot when i'm alone. i start crying. >> kimberly: he is so odd. >> dana: are people more lonely now than before social media? >> kimberly: you can isolate yourself. i know people who spend a lot of time of facebook, bolling, and i don't know if it's a good thing. you become so immersed in the facebook thing and pressure to keep up and friends, they get mad at you, you're maxed out, you have enough friends. so stressful.

i like twitter better. >> eric: unequivocally, maybe as an adult who joined facebook it's one thing. i have a 13-year-old who spends his time on facebook, tumbleer and texting. never once is there human interaction. we talk a lot about it but it's true. kids are losing the ability to hold a conversation. you see them in groups, see them at baseball game. adult will come up and talk to them and they are looking down at their -- they lose the human interaction. >> kimberly: no eye contact. are you setting a good example? >> dana: are you setting a good example? >> eric: i'm trying. it's hard. >> dana: bob, you have children and been in a position people that work for you that you hired in the past. do you think things have changed? >> bob: first, it's fair to say that to the social media people, the loneliness factor is increasing in america before according to the polls, before this happened. it's accelerated now. i couldn't agree with eric more. the problem with this is, this is an easy way for somebody who is an stra university to pretend -- introvert to pretend they're extra

university. contact all the people when they don't call and say how are you doing? or write a letter. it's all electronic. you have a barrier between you and them that protects you. you can be a lonely person with a lot of friends in a strange kind of way. i don't think it's healthy. a lot of life is engaging with people. a lot of life is showing up. if you show up and you can't speak. all you can do is text. you won't get far. >> kimberly: don't you feel more connected to people on twitter? i found it more interesting because it has news stuff. >> bob: everybody dumps on me. >> dana: no, they all love you. do you think it's waning, that the social media is waning or gaining? >> greg: it's gaining. in fact, i will make a prediction that inner connectivity is unstoppable. that the globe will become one giant brain. each one of us will be a brain cell from the brain and we'll no longer communicate at all using our mouths, only by the

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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> kimberly: i love it. even greg likes this song. >> greg: mountain music. >> kimberly: okay. don't want to deal with you. four minutes until it's over. time now for one more thing. we will start with mr. gutfeld. >> greg: i'm excited. week of may 14, dana perino will be appearing on jeopardy. hower players with other a -- power players with other assorted media personalities who are all losers. you are a win evidence. you play for a charity. penthouse pets -- >> dana: don't listen to them. no, it's veterans that get matched up with animals.

>> greg: she is going up against chris matthews. send tips to her via twitter. >> dana: i am nervous. i have been worried about this for a while. i've been watching it since i was in third grade. >> kimberly: i think you will win. i want to bet on you. i will be your jeopardy cheerleader. i'll have pom-poms out of dollars. >> dana: happy birthday to my dad. 65 in denver, colorado. happy birthday. >> kimberly: happy birthday. >> dana: at the end of one more thing, greg will put on the back pack to show all of it to you. >> kimberly: project runway. not. go ahead. >> eric: ready for your head to explode. vacation in chief. you can't make this up. this is from over the weekend. watch. >> the beautiful city of cartegena. having a wonderful time. usually when i take the summit trips part of my job is scout

out where i may want to bring michelle back later for vacation. we'll make sure to come back sometime in the near future. >> kimberly: oh, boy. >> eric: really. >> kimberly: don't stay at that he help. >> dana: how much you want to bet they never go to cartegena for vacation. >> eric: i bet they will. four times on our dime. >> kimberly: go ahead. >> bob: i will bet on dana perino, too. before in 2009 that people who paid taxes 1,500 multimillionaires who made that multimillion of dollars in 2008 paid, let's take a look at what they paid the i.r.s., multimillionaires. exactly zero. that is the point. they are just like mitt romney and most people wanting to protect millionaires. think about that. you pay taxes, right? they pay nothing. they made million dollars. >> kimberly: that was a debbie downer moment. on another bright note of true love forever. that doesn't involve viles of blood around someone's neck. there i am. angelina jolie and brad pitt,

you are in my shot. you will pay for that heavily back pack boy. they are officially engaged. very sweet. they seem to really dig one another. >> bob: they have a lot of kids. >> bob: they do. on another note, greg gutfeld doing a weird thing with dana perino. >> greg: i lost a bet so i have to wear this. >> kimberly: model it for us. >> greg: it's a jet pack. this is devastating. >> dana: i need a back pack. >> bob: you don't wear it around? >> bob: i just got it. >> dana: it's the spring version of what i have. >> kimberly: america's top model for under 5'3" and under. that's "the five." thank you for watching. see you here welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or