show? >> the kid is hot tonight, america. coming up, john lovit? more like john hate it if it is obama's tax policy. plus, should you have a chance at winning millions when you cast your vote? the shocking story that isn't all that shocking. but it is something to talk about. and what does jay leno have to say about the difference between republicans and democrats? probably something not funny. >> when you make a bad joke it is perfectly okay to make a bad joke if you didn't explain it is a bad joke. >> if you call attention to the fact that you know it is bad. >> if i did that throughout the show, the show woulds four hours long. >> absolutely. but four incredible hours. >> thank you. >> go away. >> let's welcome our guest. she is hotter than a hot wing stuffed in a jalapeno. i am remi spencer, fresh from getting some murderer off.

i would pay 50 bucks to put my stuff inside them. what are you doing? and his book, how do [bleep] in public is available now. it is wonderful. and chelsea, he is considered an appetizer. it is my sidekick, bill schulz. and he knows singles like i know shingles. he is in a new movie "flika" i think it is about a mouse. sitting by me for the first time, mr. clint black. and he is a cranky old coot you would love to shoot. good to see you, pinch. >> if he hasn't gotten to his point he surely will soony, that's why you need to read. the belch indicates you used to write about food. >> put a lot of work into that? >> yes, i did. i rhymed via song. >> belching paper. it gets better. it is like an anti-bullying campaign.

go away. does the country lose if prez won't booze? the new york times thinks so of the shocking -- shockingly it is not favorable. they site the sobriety or moderation of jimmy carter. william taft and herbert hoover and george w bush by saying sobriety provides raw git tee of thought. the best presidents were open minded and open to a drink. the nondrinkers were terrible presidents. he points out that jefferson adams who wasn't even a president were devoted drinkers all. i can't think of anyone who was more shocked by this conclusion than m why. than i am. >> i stand corrected. clint, welcome to the show. you look black.

>> good to be seen. >> is this an attack on our next president? clearly he will be our next president. >> speaking from experience, i think i am drinking enough for the both of us. >> why are you drinking so much? >> it is news of the day and watching "red eye." >> that will do it to anyone. >> gavin, you are drunk right now. does it bother you you don't see yourself in mitt romney? >> i don't want to see myself in mitt romney, but i do like drunk leaders. i like the idea of churchill at the white house. he is waking up fdr and he is saying -- when you shook the prime minister's hand, i hit a soft hand. i would say go to bed. please, he is a lovable boozer. >> it would be amazing to find somebody with a cocaine problem. wait, we did. that was a jab at president obama.

>> you defend the murderous drunks day in and day out. you hate romney for being good and sober. >> i defend the wrongfully accused as all of your loyal fans know. i think this op-ed in the times is a joke. it is ridiculous. it is stupid. does he hate him because he is a mormon or doesn't drink? i think it is great. it is a sign of the times. if you want to drink, drink. if you don't want to, don't. it shouldn't be socially acceptable. i remember when you couldn't go to a party and not have a drink. of course you can. >> what parties do you go to? they sound like terrible parties. you grow to parties where people don't drink? you are lying. >> parties you are not lie -- you are not invited to. >> if a love for liquor had anything to do with a leader you would be emperor of the world. >> truly. as you know, greg, i am a recovering alcoholic.

for anyone who is a recovering alcoholic that is a hard thing. i have a hard time trusting somebody who never so much as had a sip. he had one beer and a cigarette in his way ward teenage days. spoken like somebody born in the early 20th century. 245 is somebody that has to be in control all of the time. you are never in control. you have to be prepared for that. take yourself out of your own mind so you can better be prepared for the office. >> i like the idea of somebody like mitt romney taking advice from you. >> that was free advice, but if you want more, it will cost you. >> here is the thing. alcohol is not a problem in the white house. the bigger deal is stuff like ambien. if something happens in the middle of the night and you are on ambien you will do something so horrible and so awful and perhaps perverse that it could start a world war. >> some of the side affects

affects is sleep eating, sleep walking, sleep driving. >> sleep vetoing. you are vetoing stuff in your sleep. >> you might be sleep spending which is what a democrat might do, am i right? kind of predictable. >> i would love it. please, do heroin. do so much heroin you are in the chair going i will not spend any of my money. i don't want tham -- them to nod because you say should we spend this and they go -- >> he could be the first presidential designated driver to the beer summit. >> look how well that beer summit went. that was one of the most embarrassing things ever. from abstaining to complaining. if he loses hislovetits, john love vet ripped the president

attacking the notion that the wealthy don't pay enough taxes. to the delight of dozens of listeners, the actor made a comment hosted by clerks, kevin smith. how far can you get from mass appeal? have i no idea. i have no idea. aim your eye holes at this frog and listen. >> this whole thing with obama saying the rich don't pay their taxes is [bleep], and i voted for the guy and i am a democrat. what a [bleep]. the rich don't pay their taxes, well let me tell you something. first they say, the united states of america, you can do anything you want. go for it. you go for it and make it and everybody is like frn -- [bleep] you. >> i am still thinking the frog is not sitting there by choice. they have his family hostage. they say, if you move we are killing your frog family. no frogs sit there for that

long of a period. i know this. he clearly didn't want to join the ban bashing saying he was mass ask you rating and -- mass ask you raiding and constantly thinking of ways to make money. >> i can watch that for another 45 to 50 seconds. gavin, is the election over if lovit turns obama? >> it is both. we are waiting to hear what loveit says. >> this is right. this is what everyone in hollywood wants to say. but because his career is at at low point he can say, screw it. this is what we all believe. it is mathematical facts.

400 rich guys and it takes a sphrax of -- a fraction of 1% out of the deficit. he pushes it like it is a big solution. anyone with a calculater is starting to say, wait a minute and they swear a lot. >> it is not about math. it is envy and punishment. >> anybody with a calculater it is like, what am i doing with a calculater? it is the 21st century. setting it on your phone. >> when i snap my phone to that i have a calculater. >> i pictured a guy with a big texas instrument things. >> i have a night apicus. >> you know how long they last with me. clint, you sold millions of albums. do you feel under obama you have been punished boo i your success? >> bach on loits, i took him for a ride around the racetrack and then i heard beeping the whole time.

he was terrified. i was laughing the whole time but because of the beeps i didn't know what he was saying. when i finally dropped him off it was a cabriolet and he had the top off and the groceries and no beeping. >> most of us creative types are trying to figure out what is the tbrest. >> but it is smaller than 99. >> now where is my abba cuss -- abicus now? >> you dated him in the late 80s. were you shocked by his transformation? >> i was in the 80s. >> exactly, this is the most perverse relationship i ever heard. >> what were you thinking? >> i have never met him, but i would like to because i think he is hysterical. he is very funny.

it was raunchy and dirty. we got the point. last month the president filed taxes and we know he made about $750,000 last year and being taxed at a rate of 20%. that is a substantially lesser rate than most people making half that amount of money. it is not his ideology or the warm tools, it is the inconsistency between what he says he is doing for the country. >> i was told there wasn't going to be this much mass. i thought he was only allowed to make one twenties. don't they have a cap on this guy? i it is returned earnings on the book sales. >> somebody did her wikipedia research. bill, now that the gates are open, the flood gates are open and john lovits has come out saying he is -- victoria

jackson tim meadows. >> i am going for the tri-fecta, brian anthony hall. >> what about newman? >> you can do that and robin duke. i. >> i can beat that. >> can you do it with george co. >> >> yes, an unknown guy on the first. >> rocket died. >> he is alive in our hearts. >> no, he is dead. >> you know what that is? he is a liberal mugged. jay i like how he called kevin smith. john love vit is a 1 percenter. how is he making any money roit now? what is he doing? talking about taxes he is not paying. i make more money than john

lovet. just inventing the taco. >> that's one of the facts i missed. >> did not know that. >> from loveit to lottos. would introducing jackpots lead to less where your lotto ticket is your voting stub. he is probably taller than me. a series of mega millions like lotteries were the awards that could raise money for a big general election. he says it might boost turnout up to 80% and guesses a billion dollars is enough to fund all of the elections which is a small sum to enhance the democracy. they think it would take power from both parties and move it to the moderate leading to in his words fewer bomb throwers and more problem solvers. i am against that. for more let's go to our red eye senior political

correspondent. >> frightening and arousing. remi, why should my tax dollars go to a lottery to give people an incentive to vote. if they can't be bothered to vote, that shouldn't come out of my money. >> if people don't vote it is everyone's problem, and it shouldn't come out of your poke qet. there should be no lottery. the right to vote is one of the most -- >> overrated, gorgeous. >> what about idiots? >> everybody should be voting. >> what about stupid people? >> what about ugly people. >> what about -- what about -- what about minorities ? >> i don't know if bill should vote. >> that's what i wanted you to say. >> the fact that anybody would consider needing a lots reto get people to the space, that's dwr so many other

people are laughing at us. joy are they really laughing at us. >> yes, they are. >> gavin, what does this say about america that this is how we must get people to vote. >> i don't want them voting. they don't get math and the adds of them getting hit by a car than winning this person voting. >> what do you make of it? >> i like the idea except for one thing. i am picturing the scene like the last election cycle where the supreme court will be looking for the winning president vote at mcdone willed thats. where did she hide it? we have to know this is our next president. >> bill, you can't register to vote because you don't have a home address. it must make you angry.

>> a lot of things make me angry. >> they told me that in 1900, 73% of registered voters turned out to vote, and it has gone down ever since. it got worse and worse and bores. it dels us one wing and one thing only. it was better when women couldn't vote. people were responsible and they went to the polls. >> we are yous joshing, remi. >> because you men are doing a great job leading our country. >> he says 80%. how does he know 80%. >> there are no signs behind that. >> well, maybe there was. stop having our pa reading it to you. he asks its own editorial and talking about superman. >> all right. so what is the fastest way to get a serial killer acquitted

on all charge 1234*z recommend my spencer on her new book, just make stuff up. it is disgusting. but first, should cat calls be outlawed? i hope not. personally i like it when fell laws point out my child bearing head. >> guests on red eye stay with greg's neighbor, carl. >> ♪ to watch you while you sleep ♪

they want to give the boot to hollers and hoots. two new york city lawmakers have praised beauty by

fighting cat calls. the council speaker kristine quinn and council woman feraris have highlighted 20 grand of research to develop an easy way to look at cat calling and other harassment. the funds went to a nonprofit group called holla back that used an i phone and android. the co-founder says, quote, the city should know where street harassment is and how to respond. but others say the app is an invasion of privacy. you want to talk to a girl, why can't you talk to a girl. you are single and want to talk about -- talk to a woman. w40* will speak out against cats in bags?

>> he is using the bag because he has had a panic attack. it increases his an. -- his anxh more. >> it is amazing you can read the mind of a cat. >> you know, now that you started talking you are a hot sugar mama, i will give you that. >> nice veer knack lar. >> that was my clumsy cat call. here is the thing, remi, i am torn. i think cat calls are rude. but i think people that just stair at you weirdly are more dangerous. a guy that says something to you on the street is not going to follow you. it is the guy that follows you is the one to worry about. >> well, they shouldn't follow you. i have a whole theory about this. women don't want to be harassed on the street and guys on scaffolding yelling and screaming.

but somewhere deep down inside in a place where they would never admit it is flattering. they are not going to respond orie act or engage. when people are talking about making it illegal to scream at a woman on the street, you have to wonder if they are not getting yelled at themselves. >> i had no idea you hate women so much. that disgusts me. gavin, i have three willed oner sisters because -- three older sisters and i am torn. there is a line considered what is harmless -- could it be harmful and annoying? >> why did you say clint and look at gavin? >> oh. i said gavin? >> we thought you were having a stroke. >> now neither one of us are answering. >> they are going to get the word out and then a bunch of

women will show up at the site. they are looking for that attention. what they need is my blarney stone app. if you are on a call and start seeing something boring or annoying they will cutoff the call. if you are having a conversation in person then it will just ring and interrupt. it is not as good in person. >> so you should get a fake phone call if they are getting cat calls? >> no, if they are being answered. >> holla back does some good stuff. he exposes guy who master baits on the train and takes photo of them. >> cat calling, rich white women don't like it and liberals don't like. it but the blacks and the puerto ricans in my neighborhood --

>> oh no! >> yes. it is a ditz connect where the rich, snob be ones say this is outrageous. it is a working class culture. >> i file like i was there. did you see that? >> you are blushing. >> he also did the girl. >> i was translating it. >> you are pretty. top of the morning to you. >> i am nothing but a vessel for various characters. >> should i have said working class? >> i have no idea. anyway, remi -- >> i don't want to add to this conversation. >> i do think it can be a form of harassment. >> all you have to do is make a homosexual preference.

i guess it teaches women to fight back against weird owes. >> if he would just have shaved the beard off. >> on that note, do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. leave a voicemail at 212 212-462-5050. and now to andy levy. >> the salted raw fish that you can eat at the delicacy. >> gists -- guests receive a paper mate. paperweight, let the wind know who is boss.

welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. for that we go to andy levy. how are you doing? >> good had, how are you? >> excellent. >> greg, you noted that the new york times columnist says sobriety does imply rigidity of thought. he offers no proof to back that up. >> none whatsoever. i believe the story has been written so they can make a play on the words tolerance.

maybe if mitt romney drank more he would experience more tolerance. he was sitting around and he came a play on words. >> i don't know about that. when i drink i am the opposite of rigid. >> he noted that he and his wife have removed all of the white house in the -- removed all of the liquor from the white house. he of oners no proof that romney would do that. >> what happened was there were two columnists on vacation. and it is hard to tell us every column is sounding exactly the same. i don't know who wrote what. you said you are drinking enough for clinton and romney. >> i'm sorry, the satellite delay got in the way of the question. just for the two of us. i can only do so much in a day. but on the woke ends more.

>> great american. remi thank you for not laughing at obama's cocaine joke. >> it is in his book. >> he is not doing cocaine in the white house. >> i didn't say that. >> you implied it. you may have actually said it. >> that would be a feather in the cab -- in the cap. >> also, larry gatlin is in it. >> it was during the carter years. >> larry will be so glad you brought it up. >> did larry say it on the air? >> yes. and then asked us toed bit it. and how do you feel? >> also, the lane you had about should you you defend the wrongfully accused was hilarious. >> you are so funny. >> i know. it is my job. you say you have a hard time trusting anyone to have a

drink. showing up at work on time, does that trust you. >> do you trust anybody who has never done meth? >> i trust you, andy. >> anyone who has never done heroin? >> why are you equating something legal with something illegal. >> it is the morgality. >> meth is worse than a high ball. is that only -- ambudsing. >> that is code for moving on. >> somebody owes something -- somebody owes somebody for an ounce of threat. >> we will be meeting the at polo to discuss this. >> you were all talking about ambien and you said it would be fine. it is the sleep bombing that is the problem. sleep vetoing is frightening

to me. the bombing -- >> you are fine with that. >> yes, because other people were in convenience. >> like that. >> that's a good attitude. i like that. >> gavin, you said he can be honest because his career is on the decline and pretty much over. he has two movies filming and it has the tag line, it started with a guitar and it ended with guns. >> i am impressed with his humorous. it is rare people can say conservative tiff things. it is an organization that has to meet behind closed doors. >> and they are. >> the secret organization up until two minutes ago. >> it is all over the internet. check it out. >> you said you took lovits

around the racetrack once. what kind of car? >> porch. well, medium past. >> i wanted to know why you would be together. that's a story that requires a background. >> i was trying to tbet away from him. to get away from him. you said he nailed the host. and it was friendly ban for for me. >> i will take what i can get. >> then why did you ask the question? >> it is called filler. you said we need a lottery and it is a disgrace and that's why other countries are laughing at you will. he knows that in australia voting is mandatory and you are fined if you don't. are you okay with that before that? >> it is sad that people don't vote. i don't think it should be required, but people are dying

to get to this country to participate in the american system. >> to note? >> yes, i thought it was to get a job. >> it is what makes this country run, all of the hard-working home should be electing these officials. >> when i am going to america to teak part in that are voting. >> and it would would not be a fine, but a tax. >> i hear a fine. but it will be a tax ultimately. >> clint black is ambudsing. >> gavin, you said you don't want people to vote if they don't know how how much they would need. it shrinking the party's baseballs that's why he wants it and that would be a good thing. >> most politicians want the most votes possible. if i had my way there would be

20% of the population that would vote. everyone should have the right to vote. but let's take it tricky. you have to be a little -- >> do you really want every american vote ?g. >> are you suggesting a corn maze. >> half of the jokes i go, yes, i am. >> you know what, if you have ever been out to eastern pennsylvania they have delightful corn mazes. >> just put the ballot box in the middle of the corn maze and you have to catch your ballot. >> instead of election day you may node election week. i have water breaks and snacks. >> it shouldn't be written. you have to know who he is, and if you don't know we can't go, you. >> i didn't know how to vote

so i bought a spraying machine. i took my pen into the slot of the thing in california. >> these are the kind of people gavin is talking about. i need a made. >> a made would have been farber for me. in case i get scared. greg, you asked when he arrived if there were a lottery involved. if i can qowt him he said it is a reasonable guess. >> there you go. i didn't waste anytime. >> no, you didn't. cat calling. deep down said it was flattering and those would wanted it stopped was upset about it. shame on you for your theory. >> i agree. same on you. shame on you. >> what do you expect, she defends murderer.

>> with cat calling there is a history in brooklyn where this is not seen as horrible harassment. it actually has a back ground that a lot of rich labor brails don't know. that's all. >> over at the conservative think tank that was brooklyn. >> and this country has a history of doing other things we don't do anymore. >> talk to the construction workers. >> i do that every day. he didn't say how far you had to go. >> i will be doing my own cat calling. >> what was that brarney stone again? >> that is when questioners from an interviewer gets tedious and boring and it just -- andy, are you there? >> imrm here. >> it cuts you -- i'm here. >> it cuts you off.

i have had many phone calls cutoff. so i don't know if what i was hearing was boring. i am done, greg. >> you are done. coming up, stories so dangerous that if they were a convicted felon i can't wait to get those guys back to the street. horrible person. >> first, what is the latest in gun fashion trends? here is hoping it includes a cumberbo.

is the slander on our gender that puts dudes in a mood? according to jeez -- gesibelle.com is on there for creep shaming. the ability to manage creepy is one privilege women enjoy and a fear of ons trough sizing that all men must fear in our society.

wow. adds another, creep is the worst insult that can be tossed at a guy. i liked remi's expression while i was reading that. it was cute. unlike d-bag or a-hole it is more difficult to disprove. shall we discuss this in the -- -- >> lightning rooooouuuunnnnd. lightning round. >> it makes you nervous when you hear that. >> put some music behind that. >> maybe you can do a little strumming. when you hear the word creep do you know to stay away from that guy? >> yes, of course. i don't understand why this is an offensive word to men. when i meet a guy and i think he is truly a bad seed or there is something slimy or sneaky about it, -- >> then you defend him. jay only if he can afford me of course. >> i'm sorry, go ahead. >> i have stronger words and i

wouldn't say in present company if i thought somebody was a bad guy, creep is not bad of a word. >> i used to think, report women almost always right when it comes to the weirdness. you can have a friend you don't think is creepy until you see him around a girl and then you say, he is creepy. >> you can talk to the elephant in the room. the creep will then pre end it it -- pretend i haven't beep doing this my whole life. we wish the word could go away. what are we going to do? legislate against it? give people shock? we hate it. >> why don't you own it. >> it is when you stroke your beard while you are staring. that's what gets the girls. >> i think the biggest mistake i used to say my only problem with women breastfeeding in

public and they never winked back. that classified me as a world class creep for the rest of my life. shouldn't these guys toughen up or be less creepy? is that possible? if you are a creep, you are a creep forever. >> i think you are. once you are, you are. i have an app for this. it is a creeping stone app. i am trying to think about the nice connotation that recommend knee was given. you are a pleasant creep. i enjoyed talking to the creep at the bar. she is such a nice person. >> she is just trying to make up for all of the meanness. >> let me ask bill a question. if you want to ask him -- >> whatever you were giving to remi -- >> i need to put it somewhere. bad news for the mra, is that

what they are called? if you are spending a lot of time worrying about whether or not women think you are a creep, you are probably a creep. it is as simple as that. >> did you pitch this story? >> no. i also didn't write that story under a pseudonym. >> we have to take a break. more stuff when we return.

welcome back. the new york times, that paper, reports clothing companies are now tayloring to the passion aware gun owner. i li

jay no. -- >> no. i think these clothing options for those who carry guns are still not stylish. i don't think they meet the truly -- like the vogue standard. >> so now you are on project runway? >> yes. >> i bet are you for this. >> i am for this. i am working on a new line of cowboy hats that conceal a bowling ball shaped bomb. you have to wait until you take your hat off. >> interesting. i have seen that in a comic book. and it is always round. it always has a big wick and always on fire. what does this say about america other than it is awesome? ji it is -- >> it says we are armed, we

are ready. they always have some weird thing. they reach up and i see the guns there. i guess it is more common than we know. >> it is true. we can't mention the number of guests on our show that are armed, but it is 50%. >> in new york city you need a permit for that. >> bill, you conceal things on your person or in your person. >> i was born with a pouch so it is easy for me. when i am robbing a bank i want to make sure i look good and have easy access to the gun in case you have to shoot somebody in the face. i don't play. in an interview jay leno talked about lefties and righties differ. republicans laugh at thementzs more. he says grand jury did a comedic skit and the candidates agreed. when they asked gore, are they

used to taking the butt of the jokes? >> it is different from new york city. but they have been dragged through the coals so many times they have done the research and they can laugh. the liberals just start screaming and they do this thing where they point in your face. there is a lot of this stuff. >> i don't think he likes that. >> i actually had one of my brother's flash backs just then. >> i heard that happens with brothers. >> what do you think, clibt? >> i think republicans get the jokes and -- dims -- dems don't like them and independents don't get them. just think about how many jokes can be made about independents.

it is not as painful as riding a bike sickle woit a seat and shirt, but it will hurt for a longtime. >> don't knock it until you have tried it. remi? >> i like the story. why i am not a huge jay leno fan. after reading this story i like him a little more. he named some names. george bush and mitt romney are happy to be the brupt of his jokes. they put in a focus groups to see how they will affect him. >> bill, we have to move on quickly. >> the only thing jay leno is more of an authority on is politics. >> that's true. >> let's take it for state value. >> we have to close things out. to see recent clips go to fox news.com/red eye.

back to andy levy. >> what is the deal with the black hat? >> it makes my head look

thinner. >> is that right? >> yes. >> gavin, how are they do ?g. >> reraised about $10,000 so far. go to street corners.com and click on the shop button and buy them. and please buy my book, totally unrelated topic. >> the shirts go to the family of andrew breitbart. >> one minor detail i left out. >> they go to gavin. >> wonder why you left it out. willis report later today? >> yes, live, 5:30 fox business network. >> thank you remi, bill, clint back. that does it for me. see you later. he. >>. >> sean: greta is next. >> greta: governor mitt romney says it's the beginning of the end for the obama administration. now, he has not clinched all the delegates h