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ba -- >> okay, somebody get him out of here now. >> please ignore. there it is. >> okay. let's go back here. >> greg: he let go of leno. president obama if that is real name, reportedly stick a hollywood fund-raiser disappointing and olivia wild. it was the chief technology harper read and why is hussein jerking their chain. perhaps he is wary of a backlash. some of the biggest fans in lala land they could hurt him in swing voters. otherwise and energize the g.o.p. we don't like what is he doing

but we understand it. he has to raise the money. it's a bad situation. speaking of bad situations --. ♪ ♪ >> i got crabs on the beach once. spring break. long storm. is obama giving him the cold shoulder or both. >> he has good reason. to. >> greg: i think it would be wrong. >> wrong? >> greg: yes, i do. i think it's strange, how many events you see him going to. he is defending harper reid, you would want your money back. >> greg: this is point. obama's presence is the only

reason he would go to dinner. these kids want to meet him. >> didn't take $40,000. the dinner was $40,000. this one is $500. to jared is $500. that is not saying, obama has better things to do, he needs to raise $40,000. >> its splap in the face to him. he wanted to destroy something beautiful. obama is literally beating the crap out of him and john, what does it say about our nation's president that he doesn't feel anything this nation's heartthrob? >> he is saying to hollywood stars, suckers! he is going to be the fund-raiser that night. there is no question. it's going to be in way more money they could pony up. he needs way more money than he is getting. he is getting killed in the fund-raising.

they are in a panic about it. they can't let him waste his time with "c" grade stuff. >> greg: i thought he was going to get a billion? >> when he raised a billion dollars last time, everybody thought it was great. now that romney is raising the money and he is way behind it's horrible. end of the republic. >> greg: bill, kenya, can you believe that he would do this to hollywood? >> yes, i can. fund-raiser had more money. sheldon adelson, despite making more money than any other president he is giving him that much money. he goes to the fund-raiser. and jennifer gray, what kind of fleav is this. and michael dukakis and who is

jared lido. i'm not aware. >> le november. >> looking for a dream. >>. >> he wears eye liner. >> he was in a band, what was the band called? >> he still has it. >> mission from mars. >> my producer would whis fer in my ear, 30 seconds to mars, thank you. he is quite mark david chapman nobody saw that. >> peter francis, francis comes alive. i didn't know he was alive. here is the deal. america likes the celebrities but they like the celebrities in trouble. they know they live in a plastic bubble where the decisions have no merit on concerns greater than life.

when you see a president that is coolest president we've had hanging out with theme people it brings his stature up. >> he is ghrei with an autograph booth. some come on. how good is the food at $40,000 plate dinners. the food, it's worth it. do you kept to keep the plate? >> the president ate a dog. >> the real danger he might listen to them. >> he did say in that last fund-raiser he you the people. >> you're in charge. >> he wants his celebrities recognizable. have you seen jennifer gray, she does not look the same. >> she was on dancing with the stars. >> i didn't recognize her. >> i was on "dancing with the stars" -- not really. i watched it and i wasn't

impressed. to ufo they wanted to meet. humanity is getting a reply to a possible alien message. 1997 astronomers picked up a radio transmission that may or may not have come from extra terrify es yals and the wow signal that might be the message. the point is scientists, look at that. it makes no sense. so 140 characters missing. that includes the hash tag, chasing ufos will be part of the transmission. whole thing is timed with a new national geographic series. it's translated for aliens as you can see here.

>> interesting thing. that person is on the new show. he is fantastic. >> one of the best examples of human thinking. >> that you would send out something, alec baldwin is going to be in this. there is no way that if there is a civilization out there they shouldn't be getting our tweets. stephen hawking brain, something. >> this is a way to prevent them from eating us. if they get our tweets. let's say aliens, they are bigger than us and they could eat us they won't want to eat us dv. >> ashton kutcher, let him tweet by sending more tweets how bad she looks, these people are crazy. we're staying away from that

planet. [ laughter ] >> you have been following this story. great idea or stupid idea. >> i think with stephen hawking they asked him, should we contact extra terrify rest yals. if they are smart enough to get here. we're not going to do it, they would treated us with the same respect as the average lobster. >> we would appear at delicacy that possibly eat and possibly boil and global warming. heat us up in a french soup. what message will you be sending to the aliens, why did you leave me among these hateful people? >> why did we think aliens, "a" intelligence and "b" more intelligent than us and some sort of beings that remotely look like us. that is what they are going. they are not going to look like

et. i'm going to say they are not going to speak the queen's english. >> et, you remember? >> you know if they did look like a motocom and, botocom. with all these tweets, what the ufo's is going to mace m it's take giant earth with billion beings. earth is a brain and humans are brain cells that transmit nonsense electrical impulses. one, this is stupid idiots. and they are going to blow it. >> ambient radiation that is 50 times more powerful than normal. couldn't be just powerful radiation rather than a message? >> it was breaking radiation. >> it was a nokie way fart.

>> and replacing god for our speculation. [ laughter ] >> it could be the same thing, joe. >> i am surprised you are reading god right now. >> the transmission with the wow! which is not to be confused. >> he wrote that, it's from 1977. what were they trying to find out? >> john, you have the punch line. now, he was going to what were necessity trying to find out in 1977. >> i'll read about it. [ laughter ] >> you said, and he is on the tv. >> from transmission to

transition, she and the hare are no longer a pair. they have ended, hunter say she was not interested in hiding. knowing what she knows now she would do it all over again. no way, absolutely not and she hit the view from sympathy from the girls but came up empty. >> when you say i'm a mom not a mistress, there are layers there truth be told, mistress, he was married to elizabeth edwards to her death. never divorced. >> in your book you trash a dead lady whose husband you had an affair and baby with. did it not occur that maybe not be the right tone to take? you can have the truth and know it but then to put it out there, it makes you look bad. it makes you look skinny and

heartless. >> greg: no, barbara. what do you think hamsters think about all this. >> good luck, hamster. >>. >> peace is hard to find. >> do you think it's over for the love birds? >> i think they are pack of liars. we have seen john edwards, in and out. money and cover-up and baby. who gave him the money? i think it's all a waste of time. i think the case against him was a waste of time. i think anything attention is waste of time. that is what they want is attention. >> greg: and redeye is joining in. [ laughter ] >> greg: still you have affairs with many senators what is the

easiest way to break it off? >> the only real winner you have slammed them on the view. can anyone deny she is the big winner in the story. she has got a lot of money now because she is squeezed it. >> i would call it. i love children, john, some say too much because i do charity work. what scares me is edwards will never go away. sharpton, spitzer, clinton, people were scandals who got shows who are going all over the place. >> the show msnbc by the end of the week. >> or current. >> jennifer, spencer. >> the food on or the channel. >> greg: joe, what is the lesson here? >> i think it's said there is mutual love for john edwards is just not enough. >> greg: couldn't bring them

together. >> these hateful discussion people couldn't work it out. i don't think he is going to bounce back. i don't think he is like clinton, but i don't think there will be room for him. >> he has a lot of money. he has a blind spot. he can't see how other people view him. >> maybe the aliens take a look at him and try to figure out a guy who is arguably close to being vice president or maybe even president got way laid by -- >> he was way laid. [ laughter ] >> greg: maybe he is the alien. you never know. he wears weird disguises, people ask me if i'm an alien. i'm out of this world.

fnc radio doubles as a crime fighter. john gibson discusses his new book. but first, google new computer brain obsessed with? luckily not killing humans. for now anyway.

♪ ♪ well keton on the brain. google a destination for thousands of people have created an artificial mind. 60,000 processors and after hooking it up. they started searching for cat videos. computers like it. team from google random images -- random images, ten

million videos and let it learn by itself. machine zeroed in on cats. one of these studies, we never told it during the outrage this is cat that basically invented the concept of a cat. it works on far out ideas like elevators to space. let's see how that project is coming along. >> the idea is still works. how long is the rope? you know stuff like that. they have to find a place way up in the sky. you have to do shoot it like a hook. like a ledge.

[ laughter ] >> greg: a cloud and hard metal cloud. rope industry is going to go crazy. >> you need a pulley. this is above. this computerized brain, has a cat, whoa, redeye. isn't that scary. you don't have to get scared. self-awareness, that is next and terminator is going to kill us all. >> of course. >> it's amazing. it was looking at this cat videos while pretending to be at work. >> greg: it even came up with a fake window. >> very important point. bill, isn't this one big lie? they weren't looking at cat videos. google engineers were too embarrassed it was watching

porn. >> they were looking another word for cat. [ laughter ] >> i'm concerned because here is what we know. there are projects we may know a lot about. the head of google "x" and on his card he has an "x" on the bottom. he is so into this secret factory. they are bunch of nerds. >> overzealous nerds is what could destroy the world. >> only if they have a white cat [ laughter ] >> is this amazing to you? if this is artificial intelligence and they got a cat? >> who cares about the youtube videos about cats. having a computer watch cats. i'm not sure. teach the computer and teach a computer, how can you teach the computer? the whole thing doesn't make any

sense to me. >> you do not understand. you are laughing and cat recognition but that the first step. second step. videos people slipping in the rain. people dancing funny and then total annihilation after the wedding. here is the deal. with cats, so many cat videos, they thought it was going to happen. that is 50 billion videos, 28 billion of those. >> i thought they were looking at scat videos. >> you know that interesting vocal. >> i understand. i make that mistake too but i just make poop videos. >> so all right, weird and place dark and dirty. if you have a comment on the show. e-mail us at redeye at

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>> greg: welcome back. we go to andy levy. i'm going great. >> nice tie. it is. >> obama's hollywood backlash. i thought that john travalta asked for. the whole thing confused me. i kept thinking that. i don't get it. >> rebecca, you said obama is blowing off a fund-raiser is not $40,000. why is it not worth it? >> he doesn't think he is because he is only charged $2500 and $500 for the rest. >> that is what i love about him. he is humble. >> yes, unlike clooney was charging ten a head. >> he has a similar career to clooney's plus the prominent

band he is in. >> he is dancing about mars. >> 30 seconds to mars. >> greg, don't refer to the fight club as fight club. are you 80? >> that was quite a film. and one guy was like, two guys. or the two guys split and they became one guy. >> but they got back after buildings blew up. >> they got back together with the meatloaf guy. >> his name was robert paulson. >> i love the british lady. >> she was amazing. >> she wasn't in the movie. >> she was married to kenneth bronig. >> can we get a spoiler alert on this. bruce wil lisa ghost. he is stumping for the imagination.

sorry. >> joe, you asked about $40,000 plate dinner food, aretha franklin tweeted, chicken with mustard and diced with tomatoes. >> i'm sure areceipts that franklin knows something about food. >> unnecessary. >> and for the $40,000. and they can drink that. you can't put a price on that. >> that is $39,000 right there. >> i don't think it will help matthew. >> he wasn't there. >> or was he. finally here is some of the people that will be hollywood, that is again-44, the fund-raising program. under 40. britain is 45.

gray is 52 and peter frampton is 106. john, don't you think bailing on the fund-raiser is more proof he should be impeached? >> precisely. it took you to put your finger on that. >> and sending tweets to aliens, joe, you said if aliens came here they would show the same respect as lobsters. i don't understand that, i was taught by movies in like contact we should have some defense the aliens. they are the evil military people and liberal scientists who know that the aliens are people are the heroes. >> one of them is bearing down to eat you. get a scientist, matthew broderick from war games or something like that.

>> bill, excellent understanding of what 30 times more powerful than ambient radiation meanings. >> i repeated it. it's just more radiation. >> it means the signal strength of this transmission reached a peak 30 times the background noise expected by the receiver itself and remnant of big bang which means it may be artificial in nature. >> i may be an alien. you never asked for my birth certificate. >> and there is definitely good arguments being artificial in nature but they never heard another transmission from that vicinity. they have been transmiting for a long time. we caught the last one. if we could transmit -- translate it we could see we out and hear the sound of a

microphone hitting the stage. >> the message from wow could be cosmic anal leakage. >> i don't know what that means. >> wow! >> i didn't make that joke. >> they are going, i remember that story. we did that story on redeye when it happened, didn't we? >> i think i was before redeye. >> if the transmission reaches aliens and come and enslave us would it be more proof that obama should be impeached? >> once again, very precisely. >> do you have an idea for an alcoholic beverage, impeach snapps. >> i'm going to buy a bottle and put a sticker on it and i'm going to be drinking it all day. >> and you think they are

pathological liars. i don't know. can you say if a woman who had an affair with a presidential candidate wrote a book about it and appeared on the view and wanted attention. i don't know? >> it's hard to determine. it was just a suggestive opinion. someone who has an affair, covers it up. has a child, he is married, running for president and now says she doesn't want to be in hiding. you got attention, maybe not. she may be crazy. >> i think you are. i think you owe her an apology. >> you said your relationship with rielle would not cloud your objective zihz. we weren't gourng to do the story before you started diag her but you are completely ruining it. >> that is ridiculous. i am offended, sir, that you would impugn my motives.

what the i said the reality of the situation has nothing to do with my relationship with this wonderful woman. >> the reality has become the rielle-ty. >> you know you shouldn't have done the story in the first place, she got lectured by the women of the view. really? that is what you want to put out it's okay to be lectured by the women of the view? >> you shouldn't have told her to go on the show, andy. >> i didn't tell her to go on the show, i supported her decision as i should have. being supportive, look it up. >> whatever. >> joe, i agree with you, i think john edwards will not stick around. he is pretty much universally loathed. >> i would not argue with that. >> i guess spitzer was, too. >> the spitzer story has a flair

with a much hotter chick. >> she should come back with wiener, they could have their own show. edwards and wiener could have their own show. >> i started thinking of the person i feel worse is matthews. >> he was supposed to play at the wedding. but then again, there is still time because there is you and rielle and good friend of hers. >> i want hooty and blow fish. >> they are available. >> do you really want dave matthews at your wedding. those port-a-potties can take so much. >> you said none of this worries you, they are bunch of overzealous nerds. have you ever heard of miles

dyson. >> he was more evil than nerdish >> this would not end well. if john gibson were here, he would say obama should be impeached. >> do you remember? do you remember andy that on redeye, when we were doing this story, we were trying to get miles on the show but refused to acknowledge him by his actor's name. we said we wanted him as the character, miles. that he was an adjacent state. we would offer the car and still wouldn't come. he didn't think it was funny. we would have him on. he created the terminateder. >> dyson. >> it was it joe morton. >> my guess is based on the conversation he may have been right about it. >> i think it was funny, he was

very distant. >> god knows we're experts in that. >> we know it when we see it, not when we do it. >> in fairness to him he did say he was busy working on his car. [ laughter ] >> other projects, dude. >> i'm done. >> go away. >> coming up, a story so intriguing, a plate of spinach, that is an intriguing plate of spinach. a cure for beaver fever.

♪ >> greg: he won't condone killer drones. jimmy carter is denouncing human rights violations, the former president accuses the obama violation of violating ten of 30 articles of human rights. carter says the use of

anti-terror tactics have led to the widespread abuse of human rights and a country can't speak with moral authority. clearly we must discuss it in the lightning round! >> john, does carter have a point? >> just being jimmy carter. i like what obama is doing with the drones, although he won'ting in and snatch these guys and stick them in guantanamo is disappointing to me. >> greg: he doesn't want to get into that mess. >> his only charge i have to blow them up. it's kind of dumb. >> he was the guy that says we are treating them unfairly, so let's just kill them. i'm okay which means that i'm also on obama's side.

rebecca, which means in a weird way. is carter being consistent. he would have said this about anybody? >> he is very consistent on human rights. obama is the one who isn't. he is closing guantanamo, guantanamo is still open. there is nowhere to put the people. there is nowhere to go with these crazy people. >> greg: bill? joe? thoughts. >> on this topic? >> i think it's interesting you have these two noble peace prize winners duking it out. if they were actually duking it out and al gore kept running up and turning up the air conditioner. >> isn't that time to take this away from obama? >> yes. what he is doing he is waging

peace. i'm for the drones. >> destroy everything and declare peace. >> jimmy carter, has he lost jimmy carter? >> he has lost jimmy carter which makes him very elder statesman. i defended obama on the drones, i said go and as far as carter is concerned. i get it. i get it because if you look at those habitats for humanity you've seen what the drones can do for the terrorists. they would destroy those houses, they have been made from hay and hair, drones would level them. >> greg: and being lonely can increase death. those on their own will more than likely to die than those living with family or friends. rebecca, this is a great argument for parents moving in

with their kids. isn't that a great idea. >> like the new generation. let's all live together. in manhattan, everybody lives alone here. this is only 45,000 people. the world is full of so many more. do you think this study is accurate? it's loneliness that creates higher blood pressure? >> i have many theories on this. why is this study is sound. because there is no one around to give you the heimlich? >> even people with heart conditions. nobody there and they can't call 911. press the button on the neck last. >> joe, an argument in favor of nude communes. >> your question from the jimmy carter story. i live alone and the tiny apartment next to me, it was like this the smell but it scares me.

they smell your apartment and somebody is dying here. >> i'm scared to die. >> and if you die the dog waits to master. if you die and you have a cat he is eating your face. they are waiting for your die so they can eat your face. >> i like loneliness, not because i'm a long distance runner. i don't like my neighbors. i look forward to dying and just depressing the real estate, if i can get the word out. screw your neighbors. >> this is what marriage was designed to prevent choking. you can make a lot of money if you create a choking chair for lonely people. you sit down and put the thing around and press the button. >> you are giving away too many good ideas. >> i own a choking chair, it's

expensive but it's worth it. >> i don't know what you use. >> it's for choking people. >> all right. time to take a break. i've never slept better. [ male announcer ] why not talk

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♪ may have discovered the cause of beiber fever. pop singer's obsessed fans, the music stimulates the dopamine. they say beiber fever is harmless stage of development. but why am i still in it? who was your beiber when you were young and when you grow out of it? >> i don't know i ever grew out of it. remember them? my cousin was in it. >> really? >> there were five of them and they rotated all the time. >> clearly you weren't getting anywhere.

>> and leonard sumer. >> it didn't work out. behavior in grown men, at sporting events like matches. >> sure, what do they call it tailgating in the snow. >> that is jet matches. and young exceedian like you that a young pop star gets or have you given up? >> that is why i'm hoping for the alien invasion. take a mom late 30s, what the hell, it can't get any worse. [ laughter ] >> opposite of an alien. >> performing in allentown. >> i lived in allentown. there are strikingly beautiful desperate people there. bill, you were a big fan of home improvement. what is the update?

>> he is actually started to return my letters. [ laughter ] >> during the heyday not as much. >> this is called being an adolescent girl, before the beatles it was monkees and david cassidy. they do this all the time. guys behave that way at 13 at sporting events and they will do it up until the day they die. >> they wear the jerseys and paint their faces. it's a biological fact that this happens. it's also contagious. it's kind after his tear yeah. my sisters were in the osmonds. remember them. partridge family. bobby sherman who is now a sheriff in los angeles. >> i don't know. >> none of them looked like john

wayne. they wanted to look kind of like a chick. >> and remember, from general hospital, interesting character. i found him amazing. >> i never wanted to meet him because people say i look like bill hanna. >> they are the same person. >> no, they are not. >> we have to take a break. >> all right. we'll close it down with a post game wrap-up. [ male announcer ] if a phone rings at your car insurance company

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mentioning it. >> rebecca, where will you be? >> neil cavuto, friday at 4:00. >> joe, upcoming gigs? >> i got a big one, 6th and 7th of july, i'll be a brokerage hometown in long island. >> i will also be a broke ridge but. in the lobby, give me some tips, we'll go out. >> excellent. >> greg: thank you, special thanks to rebecca rose woodland, bill, joe, john gibson. that does it for me. i'm greg gutfeld and i'll see you next time. begins now. >> laura: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> the department of justice will continue to vigorously enforce federal prohibitions against racial and ethnic

discrimination. >> the obama administration continues its war on arizona's tough immigration law even after the supreme court ruled that the main provision is fine. >> we all have fundamental rights. even if you do not have papers and the supreme court did nothing to change that. >> laura: monica crowley and allen colmes on that. >> instead of restricting access to birth control, we should make sure in this country women control their own healthcare choices. >> president obama takes his war on women narrative to a high school in new hampshire, but is that the appropriate venue? we'll debate it. sphbland the addiction epidemic. new study shows that 40 million americans are addicted to drugs. >> hit me again. >> so what's john stossel's solution? he will tell us. >> laura: caution, you where to enter the no sp