have been roads and bridges. >> you came up with that. he was talking about roads. >> he wasn't. >> there are people on the left who say and point out toronto's piece and say he was talking that was referring to the business, not the roads and bridge. >> who are the -- >> president obama, every time he takes his face off the teleprompter and talks from the heart he steps on himself. that meant small businesses didn't build it. let me talk about something, president obama had the ball for the good part of this year, he was all over romney for bain, release your tax forms, the olympics, et cetera. he fumbled with that gaffe, he fumbled, romney picked it up and ran the other way. >> but is it a gaffe? >> hold on, then the shooting in aurora, an a timeout. everyone's waiting to see who gets the ball. they're fighting for the ball.

i don't know who is going to get it but the most important thing -- >> romney picked it up after you made that point. it took two weeks for him to figure it out. >> take the quote and put it aside. look at his policies, everything so far has been antibusiness, he demonizes businesses. forget the quote, look at the policies. >> i have to -- you have to go back to the quote to talk about the policies. president obama is in a very weird spot in the sense that if he claims it was taken out of context, he distances himself from his history and his policies. that's -- in a weird way, he's almost saying i agree with the critics about my own past and about things i used to believe in. but if he agreed it was in context, then he's underlining everything he's ever believed in as a big government liberal. let me finish. if he claims it's out of context, then basically he's

throwing himself under the bus. >> that's -- that's if you believe your definition. the fact is barack obama cut taxes on small businesses, $250 billion. i don't know anybody else who has done this. >> wait a minute. he used stimulus money. >> that's right. >> so, it's a tax cut. >> stop, think about it. >> i'm not going to stop. >> it's using taxpayer money to give their own money back. what you said is important. i didn't mean that, i meant roads and bridges. so you're telling us, president obama, you didn't build those roads and bridges so the roads and bridges made your business successful? that's what he's trying to say? that's as alarming as saying you didn't build your own business. >> and if what he said was true, why isn't everybody wildly successful? companies and people who paid the taxes to build the roads, everybody should be successful. >> is this a gaffe or is it the way he feels or --

>> henry ford said the reason he was able to mass produce the model t was the highway act of 1917. >> he produced a lot of those before the highway act. >> no, he did not. >> yes, he did. >> hold on. you're not getting away with this anymore. >> after you said that -- >> i want to make a philosophical point. ear talking about the chicken or the egg. does the government make you successful or does your success create the money that makes government work? if you believe in the former, that government makes you successful, then you have the debacle that is high speed rail. the government builds that without demand and says look what we did for you. aren't we awesome? we didn't want it and it was our money. his statement justifies -- >> did we want the internet? >> they knew what they were doing. no, xerox da vinci code.

>> it's an urban legend. i'm not letting you get away with it. >> we're not letting you. >> the internet was created by a lot of people and it wasn't -- >> hold on. we have more sound because we cannot let president obama get away with what he said after the sound bite. >> that's what we did. >> no, he doubled down on the you didn't build that comment, listen. i've got tell you, oakland, he's dead wrong. we did not -- we did not build this country from the top down. we built this country together. that's how we sent a man to the moon. that's how we saw medical breakthroughs that saved millions of lives. if mr. romney does not understand that, then he doesn't understand what it takes to build and economy where everybody has a shot to succeed. >> so dana, he's trying to clean up his mess by blaming mitt

romney and saying this quote was out of context but he goes and steps in it again. that's what he believes. >> you think this country was built from the top down? >> bob. >> do you? >> i believe american businesses built this country. >> from the top down. >> he's trying to do class warfare, a label he's been trying to avoid. i mean president obama, over and offense and he -- >> early today they put out a memo from the democratic -- one of the strategy committees saying help us go after class warfare. it doesn't work. people don't believe in it and if you look at the polls like the "u.s.a. today" gallup poll they're not buying it. >> from the top down, the top in this country is developed by slaves. >> that's not a fair thing to say. >> of course it is. >> let me -- let's talk about that comment. you didn't build that, we built it. the government's responsibility for building the roads and bridges. let me finish. the money that was paid to the

people who build the roads and bridges were earned through taxpayers through free market capitalism that created wealth. if you don't do it from down, bob, you want to go from bottom up? the bottom 43% pays zero -- >> the bridges -- do you know what it was built in? >> how do you pay for the roads and bridges? make belief money? >> he should use jefferson starship, we built this city and replace rock 'n roll with president obama. how many trillions of dollars have we paid into the government over 100 years. thank you for the roads. thank you for the hoofer dam. is that enough? >> thank you for a huge military complex. >> the military is the only thing that works. >> oh, the roads don't work? >> auto lot of them. >> dana mentioned a poll. "u.s.a. today," it shows this message isn't working. here it is. 63% versus 29% believe romney's

business background would cause him to make good decisions. i think the president is helping mitt romney saying he's a businessman. he's a businessman and a new hill poll is up. voters overwhelmingly blame president obama 53%, his policies. so it seems what obama is saying and doing, which is demonizing wealth and business is not working. >> if you consider overwhelmingly 11 points that's a different definition. when you ask somebody if you're a businessman, are you going to make good decisions, of course you're going to say yes. it was a ridiculous question. >> that was the question president obama said today. he's a business -- this is a choice you have to make, do you want him or me. the attacks on romney so far appear not to be working so what do they have left to bring out? >> if they're not working -- let me ask you, why is romney behind

in almost all of the targeted states. >> this poll, romney has a lot of making up to do and can't spend the money he raised until after august when he's officially nominated then he'll step on the gas and use that money to their benefit. >> i agree. >> your -- the president just credit for the medical devices the last few years, most of those came from the private sector. >> bob, this is private sector money. i'm sorry, dana. obama care as a 2.3% tax on medical devices. guess what that does? sends all that technology invasion directly overseas. >> we've got to go. i want to point out one last thing, in that quote barack obama said mitt romney doesn't know how to build the economy. he's not rebuilt the american economy. >> mitt romney has built offshore tax zealots more than

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welcome back "the five." that was an interesting debate. now we're getting into another debate. both campaigns for obama and romney have been accused by the other side and their own sides of not having fresh ideas for the economy specifically. obama, the republicans say, has come up with nothing new. romney had 69 bullet points from the heritage foundation. >> 50. >> whatever it was. that produces absolutely no jobs when you look at it. so the question is are they both bankrupt of ideas and i guess that's the issue.

are they bankrupt? >> no, because if i were mitt romney i would go back to the line where it says if you've been successful, you didn't get there on your own. >> those are -- >> because of you, president obama, thank you very much. by the way. >> let me ask you this. >> how about obama -- i mean romney coming up with ideas on how to create jobs. when he was governor of massachusetts, do you know how many jobs he created a month? 950. really great. it won't be near -- >> i don't think they had an unemployment problem now hoe you know president obama is out of ideas? when the you didn't build it, he cribbed from elizabeth warren in the last speech talking about the hoover dam, that's from a rachel madow commercial. what is next, from glee? he's running on empty. >> he's got endless numbers of bills stacked up in a tea party

controlled house. >> the republican congress after 2010, they have several bills, including like, for example, the keystone pipeline, which would have created jobs. i think that the current administration is ex-haused mentally, they have no ideas that -- can you point to two or three things they're talking about that would galvanize the country? aside from taxing the rich. >> that was the last. >> revamp the tax code. >> does he have a plan for that? >> they're -- >> president obama is talking about -- >> he's -- talk about revamping the tax code. come up with specific -- one specific he could come up with, which everybody should get along with, is flat tax. >> but we're dealing in hypotheticals. >> what's it romney is, a hype thet hypothetical. >> the last jobs bill by obama

failed because of the taxing on the rich. i don't think this is just president obama but the left hasn't had a new idea since 1936. they're regurgitating old ideas. the beckel stot institute can say zero jobs here but the reality is romney, in totalitity is saying i'm going to get out of the way and reverse what obama did. >> the peace corps, civil rights. >> nasa, the president cut that. >> welfare reform was a great new idea he apparently as dropped. >> here's -- andrea mentioned simpson bowles, president obama said let's put together a commission to deal with the debt. that failed, so it went to the super committee which failed, so this is bad for president obama. going into november, there's one month before the country -- a month and a half before the country goes off the fiscal

cliff. $1.2 trillion is coming out of the economy. it will throw us right back into recession. >> can i make one point? when bill clinton raised taxes on rich people, just that small percentage of people at the top, he created 22.7 million jobs. when george bush cut taxes on rich people he created 1 million jobs. >> okay, hold on. using your favorite word, the -- that -- bill clinton's efforts that then fueled the internet bubble but caused the recession that put the next administration into a position of cutting taxes, that -- that -- i want to litigate that. one thing about romney, i think there's something that's -- >> bain. >> the weekly standard had a interesting piece this week about the need for romney to talk less about his features but more about the benefits from his

features. i think both campaigns, we've spent an entire day talking about the difference of it versus that versus those. i think that's why people are tuning out. president obama's approval ratings haven't gone up, they've stayed around 45%. people are just feeling like nobody is taking this problem that we have seriously. >> that's right, including romney, whose favorability it in the 30s. unless -- he's not a visionary, he's nice looking. >> but president obama has great ideas but -- >> i think his stimulus saved us from the depression. >> can i comment on the visionary aspect. governor romney, boring, clunky suits, tradition anyway. ie a businessman. a cliche hollywood ridicules. if you look -- it's about

philosophy, president obama's philosophy is like a chef using cheap ingredients. whatever meal he makes, it stinks. >> you have made a point about cutting taxes vs. not can you get taxes. when bill clinton raised taxes -- >> on whom? >> the top 5%. >> on household. >> the top 5% and median family income went from 46,000 to 53,000. when bush gave the tax cut it went from 42,050,000. >> it's not that, it's just that the philosophies are obviously -- this trickle down is the only -- the only thing that trickles is bad pee. >> romney is a workaholic. i would embrace my past. >> embrace his past? >> it's a race to define each candidate. if i'm mitt romney, i own who i am because it's a better story. >> including cayman islands tax

deductions. >> are you going to own solyndra? >> mitt romney won't defend his because he won't talk about them because he's hiding them. >> or if you look at kim's piece, if you're a romney supporter, all of a sudden the i.r.s. is looking into to you or to your divorce records. that's one of the reasons they keep it secret. >> i'm glad to see politics where it should be. there's a lot of violence in the batman movie. >> ♪ >> given the tragedy in colorado, should we talk about banning violent movies and video games? and that's coming up right after this break.

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♪ >> america's darkest knight sat in court while s.w.a.t. teams combed his apartment. they found a poster of batman so we must ask, does hollywood carry some of the blame in parents, these clips contain violent scenes. the first is during the massacre batman "the dark knight rises." >> who are you? pretty violent stuff. these kids are watching it, acting it out.

they're almost immune to the violence to it now but hollywood is -- >> the big blockbuster stuff that's apparently seems to work and i have no hope they're going to change their view about this. they're violent, full of a lot of bloodshed and kids watch. that goes with a lot of video games, blood thirsty. but they make a profit out of it. >> you pointed out you're reading a piece where batman, the tv series, was almost a come comedy. >> it was fun. i remember like batman and robin costumes. i don't watch violent stuff, i don't like it and my parents wouldn't let me watch scary movies because they scare me and make me nervous, watching greg is very weird. in some ways hollywood is smarter than the gun lobbyists saying they're sorry, it's

terrible. but maybe to use the newly banned phrase, the chicken an egg problem. but does something like this make you want to be like those in hollywood. >> i think you need to be consistent. if the 1st amendment is sack row sacrosanct. let americans bear arms. banning batman, they could go it from diehard or terminator or the comic book. if you want to ban it, don't go see it. don't buy the games or go to the movies. >> let's be clear, i'm not suggesting or we're suggesting we ban this stuff. maybe just revisit the rating system. a 13-year-old kid with a parent can see that stuff. should we change the way the access for kids?

>> here's my point and in 1994, roux wanda, 750,000 people killed. you would need an aurora tragedy every day for 178 years to match that number. there were no tarantino movies, no video games, very little guns, 500,000 machetes did that. the cause of this tragedy, in my view, pop culture unites people. he have people listening to hip-hop who are not black, they're white. guns protect people from humans' darker elements and drives. so i think actually, there's plenty of proof this has been going on before and it's going to go on forever. >> wait. allow me to do this. you mentioned video games. look at this clip. parents, before we do this, if you have young kids, keep them out. this is call of duty, modern warfare two.

go. >> i'm sorry, that's a tribute to american ingenuity. that's amazing to see that and i know it looks real but the fact is, i mean we know the difference. >> it's a long way from -- >> it's a long way from frogger on atari. >> right. >> i think we should all thank president obama for building that video game. >> the reality is that parents probably bought most of those games, right? maybe the answer lies at home. they should not allow their kids to go. the little girl killed in the movie theater was not 13 years old. that means that somebody brought that child in there against the rules and nobody supported or enforced the rules.

>> if you're with your parents, can you go? >> i think it was r-rated. >> remember that documentary, they rated that r because of like a bad word. this was -- >> can i throw this out quickly. in video games there's shooters and the most popular of all, call of duty, first person shooter where you're the person in the scene with the gun. you earn points and you get armor and clips with extra -- >> you know it's a game. you know it's a game. here -- i want to go back to one of the great shows of all time, the brady bunch. they identified this perfectly. do you remember the episode when board of directors bobby braid -- 0 bobby brady was obsessed over jesse james so the parents brought in a victim killed by jesse james to teach you, you do not romanticize cool evil or the antihero. that's the problem with pop culture. >> did the father cut the heads

off his kids as a result? >> you can self regulate, parents, you can do that. but as greg said, it's not real. anyone with a normal functioning brain knows that. it's mental illness. >> there's no functioning brain in the teenage body. >> coming up, some people are upset with the fast food chain chick-fil-a. comments they made about gay marriage. we'll talk about that. [ male announcer ] if you had a dollar for every dollar car insurance companies say they'll save yoby switching, you'd have like, a ton of dollars. but how are they saving you those dollars? a lot of companies might answer "um" or, "no comment." then there's esurance. born online, raised by technology, and majors in efficiency. so whatever they save, you save. hassle, time, paperwork, hair-tearing-out, and yes, especially dollars.

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>> ♪ love that neil young. so a new england coffee shop chain is being investigated for hiring discrimination. marylou's coffee hires mostly

young pretty woman but is that illegal? as the economist points out no federal law forbids employers from discrimination based on hotness. really this is an area where everyone, including the not hot, often discriminate. i bet homely dudes wouldn't read playboy if standards dropped. attraction is the engine that moves us. hormones increase effort for interaction. it's hard to override. ask bob. why shouldn't a coffee shop hire a cutie to bring in customers? that's capitalism even the plain prefer but it shouldn't eliminate nonmodels. ugly men about make money. g simmons before or after. meanwhile, with what happened to this guy, leif gator. this, not so pretty now.

consider politics, both parties candidates side-by-side. gorgeous, each one. it leads me to wonder when was the last time we had an ugly president? he wasn't so bad, was he? maybe it's time for another. maybe we'll stop lusting and start listening, dana. unlike me, you're not gorgeous. do you feel like you've lost out on many tv jobs because of this? >> yes, in fact -- no. >> that's terrible. >> i couldn't resist it. >> can you get -- >> do you think this is -- >> let's give another example. hooters. >> yes. >> i would never get a job there. [ laughter ] >> an there's a reason. >> i can't even ask why. >> we all know why but i wouldn't apply either. >> there you go. but you could get a job at happy munchkinland. >> i could and maybe i shall.

>> you could too. >> i would be the manager, hiring -- doing the hiring and get fired because they're all hot munchkins. do you agree every employer discriminates in one way or the other on looks? >> maybe, maybe some don't. i would never hire a plumber that didn't have a beer belly and crack? i wonder does every wrong need to be rectified in court? can you imagine being that girl who says i'm not pretty enough? what does the guy do, put the barker on the stand and the expert says, your honor, she's a total dog. look at her. business owners should be allowed to do what they want. >> should coffee shops even it out by hiring not so hot people? >> you could get hired at the hangers club. >> what is that? >> never mind. >> dana, you could have gotten hired at hooters.

>> little hooters. >> there's a retail -- [ laughter ] >> why are you looking? [ laughter ] >> excellent. >> the. >> that sounds like a restaurant for kids. >> that's what i was talking about. >> if you're in the retail business or attracting customers, i don't see why you should tell people you can't hire attractive women. i've been to a lot of hooters and i think they're fine. >> i bet you have. >> i have. >> dana, you could be a bus girl there. >> oh, terrible. eric, you applied to work for chippendales a hundred times. >> first of all, i don't have an intern and if i did, she probably would look like a forest. >> that is did. >> i could work at little hooters. >> you know what i meant. i'm so glad i'm leaving tomorrow.

>> 25 years, mary lou's been in business without a eeoc violation and complaint. really, thanks a lot. >> greg, i would like to point out the unemployment rate for hot chicks is zero. >> yeah, they're not complaining. >> somebody challenged hooteners court, some woman. >> a guy did. >> a guy did, that's right. >> do you think there should be an activist group for ugly people and would anybody join it? >> well, you tell us. >> yeah. >> wow ... >> you put that ball right down the middle of the plate. >> i didn't see it coming. >> if you didn't see that coming, you don't see much. >> apparently only washington, d.c., senator cruise and san francisco have laws that -- >> washington, d.c. is probably good. hollywood for ugly people as it's called. >> dana, thank god you moved to new york. >> yeah. >> you could have gotten into the hooteners washington. >> if you're in would would woot

move. >> some people are upset with chick-fil-a. if you leave now, dana will change her name to magical starburst lilypad.

♪ welcome back "the five." dan kathy the president and c.e.o. of chick-fil-a and said guilty as charged. we're very much supportive of the family, the biblical definition, we're a family-owned business, family led and married to our first wives. chick-fil-a, i always loved that chicken more than just about everything on the fast food scene but over time, they've been the recipient of more controversy and the muppets company, jim henson, announced today they'll no longer have

chick-fil-a sandwiches. >> the muppets aren't allowed there so you can't go. >> then i guess i'll lose weight. the mayor of boston said you're not welcome because of your stance on gay marriage. i noted today they were asked about the company and one of the things that used to be -- was surprised, when you go on a sunday, chick-fil-a is closed. they're always closed on sunday and they're southern baptist and believe in that but some think it's right to boycott. >> it's terrible to boycott. it's know the c.e.o. stand up for his christian beliefs. i get in trouble. one time greg asked me who i thought was cool and i said jesus christ and i never heard the end of it. the c.e.o., the guy who founded the company is a staunch christian. why do we care what he believes

about gary marriage? he puts you the a fantastic chicken sandwich. that's what we care about. >> this -- they're background is a restaurant. any businessman, particularly a high volume business, who picks out a particular group, just keep your mouth shut. you're cutting out markets. >> he doesn't care. >> if he doesn't care, he doesn't care. but if you get the gay community not to go to chick-fil-a. >> i would turn it around to the muppets because chick-fil-a is consistent with their brands. it's his decision. the muppets have -- their brand is providing unbiased nonpolitical programming to families for years. now that's until recently. recently they've had the starve muppet, the oil tycoon demon,

tax rich man. >> they say it tastes like chicken. >> i'm so glad you said that, dana. i had an idea to combat this. maybe they can go with the frog filet. >> frogs are a theme on this. greg. >> only you. only you. >> would you go to a place that -- >> no, i'm boycotting them. >> you are? >> fy filets. >> i dare, you bob, to eat that. >> i feel bad for the people of boston. >> can i weigh in on this? it tastes like chicken. here's the deal, this is -- this controversy is like what happened with the beauty pageant. somebody's asked something and everybody creates manufactured outraging. i'm for gay marriage but sick of whiney protesters. to go positive on this. go to a chick-fil-a with your gay wedding reception.

show up and be congenial and polite and show them you're good people and you're not protesting. >> and let's see if you can get in with that. >> quick point. >> oh, you're going to throw out gays? >> a number of democrats supported chick-fil-a, including president obama. >> i'm not going to buy it. >> well, democrats do. >> you can't protest something you don't go to. >> that's true, but i'm going to now. >> i don't know -- that was like a whose on first moment. one more thing. i can't yell like bob. it's up next. i was having trouble getting out of bed in the morning because my back hurt so bad. the sleep number bed conforms to you. i wake up in the morning with no back pain. i can adjust it if i need to...if my back's a little more sore. and by the time i get up in the morning, i feel great! if you have back pain, toss and turn at night or wake up tired with no energy, the sleep number bed could be your solution. the sleep number bed's secret is it's air

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welcome back. it's time for one more thing. i'll kick it off. madonna, shock queen, kicked off her concert tour and he's been using ak-47's and guns and asked 36 hours after the massacre in colorado to news use it by a stott tish official because they have sensitivity with an issue that happened. she didn't and her statement was madonna would rather cancel her show than censure her art. it includes swastikas and unveiling her 50-year-old breast. they gave out thousands of tickets. let's see what she does when they prays in denver. >> she must have a hell of a,

what do you call those doctors? >> plastic surgeon. >> the worldwide conference on aids is convening in washington this week and i -- usually beat up on this guy but i want to make a point. george w. bush did more for aids and relief in aids in africa than any president before or since and he and his wife recently went to africa to put their feet with their money was. a lot of people are alive because of what george bush did for aids and he's underappreciated. >> country superstar, troy cook jr., new song, lazy american dream. >> lazy american dream. anything worth having we should have it all for free ♪ ♪ the home of the made of in the

land of the what about me ♪ ♪ >> anything worth having we should have it all for free. >> what was his -- oh, what's that mean? >> that's a good song. >> one more thing, something nice about bush. >> thank you. >> well, this is not so nice. you know that 200 and so years ago we kicked the british's butts, now they're offended. the olympics start this week so these people that are mad because the americans are coming over, spending hard-earned money to pump up the economy, this is the bag they decided to put together. it says, i rented my flat to a fat american family. isn't that rude? >> it is really rude. >> but apparently they're selling them. a london -- londoner is selling those bags and i don't think it's clever. >> i wouldn't stay in their flats. they're dusty and dirty and have cold water. >> that's the bob beckel we

know. >> and small refrigerators and horrible showers. >> yet, dana, you married a british man. >> who lives in america. >> and you lived in britain. >> that's true. >> that's why you're so short. >> what? >> all right. greg. >> my banned phrase is -- i know, right? people always put this at the end of a phrase. lane in a dana is a self-centered monster, i know, right? >> it's replacing just saying. i hated that but now i hate, i know, right? it's turning men into adolescent girls. >> every time you put a banned word out. i use it day after day. >> what's the word that teenagers use all the time, that? >> like. >> yeah, like, like, that should be banned. >> it's the galleria mall inflection. >> all right. that's it for us. thanks for watching. we'll see you back here tomorrow.

welcome to "red eye." i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known, baby spice. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> on commission calls for the worldwide legalization of prostitution. guess it is time to move to the world. am i right, fellas? i guess that doesn't work here. and a new survey shows that men think their female friends are more attracted to them than they really are. and matthew mcconaghey says he is talking to channing tatum into doing "magic mike 2". >> will we have our own matthew mcconaghey on to discuss this monumental event? >> he is no longer with us. >> what happened? >> he works for greta now. >> greta on fox has our

matthew mcconaghey? >> it has been a year or so or two. >> no wonder they are beating us in the mcconaghey news. >> can i let you in on a little secret? i have been feeding him false information. >> really? >> it is news business, not news friends. >> well done, my friend. well done. go away. bye. let's welcome our guest. well, she is the princess who knows business, the hell cat on the fast track, the queen of the quaker camp. i am here with meet the boss tv reporter and a gilligan idiot. and we were short a guest, but luckily his shift at game stop just ended. here he is, comedian joe do derosa. his comedy cd is called return of the sun and suppression auction. ask him about the title. and in philadelphia, he is considered a hogie. my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if commentary was a talent show, i would