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>> because, well, we said once a week. >> why am i on here? i have nothing to do with any of this. you should be talking to pinch right now, andy. >> that's okay. >> if you want we can make him appear. >> that's okay. greg, i thought we talked about maybe fridays and not thursdays. >> i thought it was fridays too. >> i am not here on fridays, but not that it matters. >> you are not here tomorrow? >> what? i have nothing to do with pinch. >> who is in tomorrow? >> let's talk about this after the show. >> arab-american groups said the ad is racist. there are many racist ads being run during the super bowl. >> there is a volkswagen again commercial. >> not racist. >> you covered it on the show and i read for that commercial. i was close. >> were you going to be the jamaican guy? >> land of the thousand lakes, my friend. >> she a great commercial actor. >> that accent was so racist

we will get canceled right now. >> that wasn't as good as the other guy. >> you thought he was better? >> land of a thousand lakes, my friend. >> that's irish. >> welcome to jamaica. want to smoke a split, do ya? >> my kids have a jamaican accent because that's where their baby-sitter is from. >> i thought maybe it was their dad. >> why would that be funny anyway? there are a lot of nice jamaican men. >> believe me, i know. where is this going? >> you dating a jaw jamaican man. >> i was carbon dating. i am a scientist. >> tom, you said barack obama won 53% of the vote. it was closer to 51. even then -- can i finish a sentence, lori? jesus. well never mind that joke. >> oh, come on.

start over. >> nope. timing ruined. there is a thing in comedy called timing, lori. you killed it. >> she is a slow lori. >> does she have poison venom coming out of her el -- elbows ? >> you don't think that was coca-cola's intent. that is a bold statement. >> why? >> cross out everything else that went to lori. hang on. okay. got them all. >> you know what, it is not what she says. it is the fact she is so adorable with the giant eyes. >> that's what i'm talking about. >> bill, greg, te lawrence's sexuality is a matter of

dispute. not in dispute the fact he enjoyed floggings. >> was he opus bay? jay what? oh, opus bay. what, you saw "the da vinci code" and that's what you thought they do? >> there was a lot of truth in that fiction. >> by the way, chelsea, dispute, flogging. >> it is not a happy hour, trust me. it is the unhappy hour. >> i thought the ad was anti-western. here have you this innocent arab minding his own business in the ohm land and here -- homeland and here are the westerners desecrating the land in search of the ultimate search of imperialism, coca-cola. i think it is anti-western and shame on coca-cola. shame on the, come caw cola.

boyz2 men playing playing in russia. it is putin and not putin. rick was correct. >> rasputin. take us on the ras and it is putin. >> oh, okay, you will win a piewl -- pulitzer. >> my favorite thing is when you are really proud and gets no reaction. >> i am correct in mark right now. 24r* are millions going wait to go, gutfeld. put half time guy in place. >> other than the fact they don't know my name i don't agree with the rest of that. >> by the way, the whole thing of boyz2 men promoting facility. not true. >> not true? >> the moscow times wrote a

cutsie league and saying just in time for the fertility campaign comes the soulful singer boyz2 men. >> why didn't you tell us that before? >> i didn't know it before. >> you found out during the show? you know what he was doing all day? >> do you understand -- >> do you understand what i do during the show, greg? i do research. it is my job. >> you could have said, gutfeld, i did some research today. did you know this whole putin thing is false? no instead you are watching golf. oh my god. he almost had a hole in one. oh great everybody here is working and he is watching the golf. it is always my fault when i am the only one that gets the fact. that's not my fault. that's your fault because you could have gotten it sooner, my end from.

>> didn't putin, didn't he chime in on this though? i read a comment though. >> i think he did chime in. >> he made it a story? >> i didn't say it was a story. i said boyz2 men were not there because of the campaign. it is a coincidence. >> how was golf? >> phil mickelson shot a 60. >> so violent. >> you talked about how the birthrate is a big concern of putin's. among his proposals, combating the high alcoholism rate among russian men. as tom referenced, an immigration policy that has russians living abroad. >> a lot of people are leaving that country. and alcohol kills men at a younger age. they definitely have issues. >> kansas city high school collecting hair samples for

drug testing. >> you said i was off the hook for the rest of the seggent in. >> all right. >> it is that easy? >> bill, you mentioned britney spears shaving her head to avoid this test and the high school kids will do the same thing. >> i said that was a theory. >> absolutely. i am not knocking you for that. >> the test can be done using any hair on the body. >> well britney is safe. >> rick you said kids have no rights. two supreme court decisions can test those who play sports or who are involved in extra curricular activities. the court is ruling that there is a legitimate concern. there is no case on testing whether it is okay to test the entire student body. that's an interesting question to me. on the other hand it is a private school, not a public school. >> wow that was great.

>> you don't have to, i did. i am done. >> that you rcht go back to your golf whatever that is. coming up, where should you invest your money? lori roth man discusses her new book "i buy thousands of turtles and melt them to turtle coins." >> what? jay she is the expert. first, is nothing tolerant than a 49er? we will kick this topic into the hoop.

when it comes to gays he saw the error of his ways. chris culliver apologized for saying he would not accept a non-straight teammate or nst as i call them. >> no, i don't do the gay guys, man. i don't do that. >> are there any on the 49ers? >> they don't got no gay

people on the team. they got to get up out of here if they do. can't play with the sweet stuff. >> they might be able to play well. >> no. >> they would have to keep it a secret? >> you have to come out 10 years later after that. >> my nickname was sweet stuff. on wednesday the corner back took it back saying, quote, the derogatory comments i made -- do you think he wrote this after he said that? the comments i made were thoughts of reflection in my head, but they are not how i feel. i apologize to those i hurt and offended and i pledge to learn and grow from this experience. sweet. let's discuss, shall we? >> lightning rooooouuuuuunnnnddd. lightning round. >> lori, you were angry he actually went back on his comments. >> i can't take him seriously. he is clearly not an inteligent person. we ain't got no -- and the

statement is ridiculous. he is not an intelligent, educated, thoughtful human being. i just don't take this seriously at all. >> spoken like a true racist. >> i know. you make me sick to my stomach. >> shillou, is it unfair to crucify a 24-year-old kid who never did anything but play sports in his life about a remark? he clearly doesn't sit around and discuss politics or culture. >> or grammar >>- q. i and artie lange was probably leading him down this path. you know when an athlete is talking like that you know there will be a well-written apology to the press. >> the thoughts in my head, but not how i feel. >> he should have reversed that. >> the feelings are in my heart and not in my head. >> i know they are wrong. it makes more sense than i feel differently, but my head tells me it is wrong. that's like ridiculous. that's dangerous. that's dangerous.

rick, do you think we will ever see openly gay players in the nfl? >> i don't know. it is a very good question. >> don't answer it then. answer something else. what's your favorite color? >> he also said in the interview with artie lange -- >> don't listen to her. >> she is the woman at the other end of the table. didn't they say there were no gay men in iran? and this guy said there are no gay football players. it is insane. obviously there are. >> let's be honest here. you can talk about the percentages of gays -- overall society. >> it is probably around a 5%. if you look at football it might be less because people who graph tate toward football may not be the same layout. i am not a jennette tau cyst. >> you lied to me. >> i know. it was to get you home and we cay play lab in my basement. bill, why did the 49ers not at least write the apology for him.

>> they clearly didn't. half of the reason that chris culliver is not a pro bowler he. he obviously doesn't have a lot of media training. while i disagree with what he said, unlike lori, i do feel bad for this guy. artie lange took this kid who had three people talk to him during media day because nobody cares about chris culliver and lead him down this path and pushed him off the cliff and had him say uneducated things. other seasoned players would not have. >> you know who is the winner? the sports headline writer who gets to write culliver's t re vail. what is that guy's name? i can't remember his name. >> you noy. you know. >> headline writer guy? >> the guy that always says stupid things and gets in trouble. >> that guy? >> i am serious.

i can't remember his name, but he says stupid stuff. this rise of ski caps, bother you? everybody is wearing ski caps. san francisco you don't need a ski cap. >> he is adorable. >> control yourself. former nfl great and my ex paula tees partner dan moreno confirmed he fathered a love child in 2005 and they paid her to keep quiet. moreno has been married for 28 years and will be a part of the broadcast. he says he and his waive are still together. he said it is a personal, private matter and i take full responsibility both penally and financially for both personally and financially for my actions. who cares at this point? >> he was squeaky clean. that's his image. it is surprising to a lot of people. >> is it really spraying to you? professional quarterback has

another kid. >> i am not a football fan and i don't live, eat and breathe it. i am not even sure who is playing in the super bowl, but i know who dan moreno is. >> who? >> used to play for the dolphins and big, blue eyes, right? >> yes. >> the fact that he had a big reputation and you go, whoa, okay. >> tom, why is it called a love child? shouldn't it be men are lazy, unfaithful and jerks? >> i don't like your answer to it either. love child, what is this midevil times? is it like "game of thrones"? you know the difference between a love child and an affair is the love child, they didn't get an abortion. >> we make it a higher crime. >> having sex outside of marriage it is the only crime where the punishment decreases if you destroy the evidence.

>> i reject the fact that kids are punishments. >> you are punished more with saddling this midevil love child. it is a kid. it is a human being. >> rick, thoughts? >> i don't care. this is a guy who is in the football hall of fame. he is not in the husband hall of fame. he made a mistake and supporting the kid. sounds like he is doing the right thing. let's move on. >> bill, you had an affair with a miami dolphin, but it was a human. >> i will not be going back. gloves on the hand and not so much anywhere else. time for a break. don't leave now. buy my book "joy of hate" new buy my book "joy of hate" new york times best seller. [ male announcer ] when you wear dentures you may not know

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nearly caused a sex riot after going shirtless during an in door cycling class on tuesday. he was trying to be incognito. is that a character? he wore a long sleeve t, but then toward the end girls went

crazy and falling off their bikes. 500 people died. not so funny now. >> not true. i just wanted to see if you would keep laughing. >> lori, would you have been one of those people who fell off their bike? >> if you were righting a bike. >> that is true. me shirtless on a bike. >> it would cause some problems. >> i would pass out. >> yes from the stench. >> i don't need no sweetness in my gym. i don't need no shirtless guys, not that i am against that. >> now retract. >> sorry that was my heart. not my head. >> that was your head -- you are right, you are right. >> you totally wrote that yourself. >> what celebrity would feel the need to do this? if you are a sex symbol do you have to go to a gym and get naked to get your ego gratified? you don't have to do that. >> you don't have to that at all. i like how he waited until the end 69 -- the end of the spin class and rip off his shirt.

>> bradley cooper everybody is pretending not to pay attention to me so i will take off my shirt and then you have to pay attention to me now. look at me, look at me. it is sad. you don't need to do that, bradley. just come by my apartment. i have a whole spin room where you spin and plead for your -- >> bill, should matthew mcconaghey respond? this seems like an attack on him. th is something mcconaghey would beat him to it. it is like, screw you matthew. >> all right, all right, all right. i have an inside source that goes to some of these classes. i won't say her name, lauren sivan, and she goes early as do all of the other girls to be in the same class. and he does this all the time. he will have a sweatshirt and be incognito with his hood on and then right toward the end of the class it is -- like that every time.

sex rides ensue in l.a. he does this all the time. >> i question the new york post which is owned by our parent company. there is no sex riots. that was made up. >> what is a sex riot? >> i will show you later. >> to see clips of recent

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