>> not right now, dana, wait until the show is over. just can't wait. just can't wait. welcome to "red eye." it is like "law and order" if by law you mean cat videos and by order you mean more cat videos. due to andy levy's fatal rock climbing accident in costa costa rica, there is no pre game report this evening. let's get right to it and welcome our guests. well, so get your bail, keep you out of jail while checking her mail. i am here with criminal defense attorney remi spencer. keep nodding. and joining us to commemorate the death of andy levy, on the panel is his identical brother, franz levey. and his parents wanted a boy or a girl, but got this instead. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if comedic genius was a gong i would bang him in a tea

garden. next to me is the comedian jim norton. his special "american do general rete" starts on friday at 10:00 p.m. eastern on epic and epic hd.com. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> his bombshell? that he is one. manning is now not a manning. a day after being sentenced to 35 years in prison after leaking mountains of secret government documents bradley manning announced he is a female, and an attractive one at that via chelsea, a statement he provided to "the today show" a show. >> he has provided a statement that he wants us to read. this is part of it. "as i transition into this next phase of my life i want everyone to know the real me. i am chelsea manning. i am a female. given the way i feel and have felt since childhood i want to

begin hormone therapy as soon as possible. i also request that starting today you refer to me by my new name and use the femme anymore pro -- the feminine pronoun." >> the army prison where it is being held does not provide hormone therapy. manning's lawyer says if they don't do the right thing, end quote, the end to a nice spike lee movie, they are forced to do so. manning plans to ask the white house for a pardon with his lawyer noting, quote, the time for the president to protect whistle-blowers rather than punishing them is now. for more let's go live to this dog. >> from now on that dog will be called stupid. remi, you claim to be a

lawyer. once he becomes chelsea, can he just leave prison? technically, chelsea didn't leave the document. somebody else did. some guy who doesn't exist, his name being bradley. this is genius. >> it is brilliant. i will advise all of my clients on who get convicted -- well, none of them are convicted. but i will tell them to change their sex and they can walk out of the jail. this is sad. we know he has a history of curiosity and we know the only thing that really makes it a unique set of circumstances which might create a new precedent is that he is a veteran. veterans get benefits. even if they are convicted of crimes they don't lose all of their benefits. they are reduced. so there is no case that i could find today that has ever under to that the veteran benefits would necessarily support something like this. however, now that he is in jail i think it is highly likely any court will ever

force the medicines to be given. >> i have a feeling i know he is being denied his salary which would make me think he is being denied his benefits. jim, in your best-selling self-help book "beauty is skin deep" it is what inside that is most important. should america then pay for his surgery? >> that's a good point, greg, and i am glad i raised it. first of all the ironic part is that he gets sentenced to 35 years the day before i realized i would have slept with him. >> you are the real loser here then, my friend. >> i really am. chelsea, you poor dear. >> you would have, by the way. >> should he get his benefits? no. once you are convicted and sent to prison -- bradley manning made a choice and a decision -- i have nothing against somebody getting hormone therapy, obviously. i don't think the state should be forced to give it to you if you go to jail. it is not like you have brain cancer. believe me, i am a big supporter of the transgender community. >> you really are. you put a lot into their

community. sometimes you take it out. >> more than i care to, but yes i do. >> you have suck our community dry -- you are sucking our community droi. >> they wouldn't give you hormone therapy when you served in korea? >> i am regretful for all of that. shame on all of you for saying he. >> i said she and then said he. >> she was bradley and she is chelsea lately. >> ladies and gentlemen -- >> it actually looks like her. >> i want to disagree on a serious point. i want to disagree with remi. this has nothing to do with her being a veteran. it has to do with the fact that she is in a military prison. a case that was never brought in terms of if they need to provide therapy. it is unconstitutional for federal prisons to withhold the hormone therapy. my guess is this will end up going to the courts. her lawyers already made that clear.

i have a feeling that the defense department will lose this one and be forced to give her hormone therapy. >> i disagree. >> i don't believe in saying her because somebody says it. all of a sudden i am an armadillo and you have to refer to me as one? >> i would out of politeness. >> expru an uncanning resemblance to the creature. >> i know. i should have picked something i look nothing like. >> are you calling ma home immediate ali -- ma home immediate ali cashus clay? >> good point. >> poiler alert,ed -- spoiler alert. eddie murphy is a jew. he plays a jew in that scene. >> i had no idea. i never saw that movie. >> it is a delight. >> gender disfor yaw which is what they call it and not gender disorder is rec cog needed by the dsm5 and he has -- sorry, she has been diagnosed with it. that's why i think the army

will lose on this one. >> i think there are too many security issues that come up particularly in a medical terry facility. military few silt. it is unique from our criminal courts. especially in these circumstances, this case is probably not going to be the one that takes the precedent. >> there are three things that bug me about this. should any variables like this, this disorder or not a disorder or disfor yaw matter, jonathon pollard in jail for helping out israel, an ally in spying. unfortunately, bill, a boring guy. he is not interesting. he does not have an unusual disorder. therefore nobody is talking about him. they are talking about her because -- >> he is boring because he is what greg? unbelievable. i'm sorry about this, franz levey. >> i am used to it. my brother warned me. >> good of the you have an uncanning resemblance. you stumbled upon a good

point. you know he chose this name because he is a huge fan of chelsea lately. chelsea has a huge following of which it is which i fully support. >> i love how everybody backtracks. >> i am not clear what this is, but i support it, i doment -- i do. i think chelsea handler will tackle this story in a humorous way and i think it will go something like this. >> are you not going to do anything, are you? >> no, i am told they will not give us the clip. that is a shame because i thought she would appreciate the plug. >> a snarky guy has a -- >> oh! >> i suppose if you are going to honor people's phobia if chelsea manning has claustrophobia just let him out. >> we need a sound affect after you do that. >> snarky guy would have been

great on "the five" today. >> firing out the snark. >> what about this, he is only going to be in jail for eight years. she will only be in jail for eight years probably on good behave. we will read, we will get an education and come out. as i think to many a hero, will get a book deal and a teaching job at a major university. in the mid30s she will be richer and wealthier and more well known off any of us. >> can you profit off your crimes with a book? i think there is a law against that. >> there are limitations on your ability to profit off the crime. but the way you describe or define profiting from the crime is a gray area. so you write a book and say this is how i committed a crime. that's forbidden. but teaching and lecturing and going out there and earning a living basically from committing the crime is not. >> when you say eight and a half years you assume she will be granted parole which we

don't know. >> i guarantee it. >> are you putting it in writing? >> i am right now. >> put it in a time capsule and take it out in eight and a half years. >> didn't it validate that something else was going on here? his own explanation for doing this was about his troubles. it was never about the country. >> i said from the beginning that it is because he wants to be a chick. no one listened to me. i said that about every story that night, but every once in awhile a broken clock gets the time right. thomas jefferson said that. >> that has a lot to do with the defense lawyer's strategy in defendanting this case. that doesn't surprise me. >> you know why the defense lawyer defended this case, he wants to be a chick. mark my word, spencer. >> when glad comes after all of you as they should, i want it to be known they shouldn't come after me. >> somebody wants to be a chick. >> greg will never come after me other than to say thanks a million. >> fyi, i want to be a chick. >> yes, you do.

>> it is not surprising though that all of a dud sen bradley -- sudden bradley manning reveals himself to be a woman considering what a gossip he is. >> oh, guess who said what to the israeli prime minister. >> snarky male strikes again. >> what is this snarky guy's name? >> snarky guy. if there was two it would be snarky-guise. >> from the next mail to an e-mail? is it hue ray or no way for the nsa. they released documents showing over a three-year period they collected thousands of e-mails for those who had no connection to terrorism. one was from a ruling overseeing an agency overseeing the collected and bundled internet data. communications were being scooped up along with those from potential terror suspects. critics of the program were

quick to latch on to these revelations as proof that it can't be trusted. defenders point out it was the agency itself that discovered what was happening and brought it to the court's attention. for more let's go live to "red eye" senior national security correspondent. >> what i always said, first it was gay marriage and now it is men in squirrels. squirrel doesn't know what is go osmght he is looking for the nuts. i know that feeling, jim. doesn't the fact that the nsa realize what was happening and went to the court show that it takes americans' privacy rights seriously? >> this shows that the nsa was gobbling up e-mails like a game show contestant, grabbing

dollar bills being blown around by a fan. just grabbing and gobbling. gobbling up like a little pac man eating secrets. wacka, wacka, wacka. >> wow. we have seen two new characters. >> that is gold neck. >> remi, okay, this is my theory. 50,000 e-mails over a couple of years, whatever. compared to the total number of e-mails which is hundreds of millions it is statistically zero. if every company, every factory, every government program operated at 99.9999999 percent efficiency, that's pretty good. considering the fact that if you go to a supermarket and maybe in that supermarket there is one insect wing in the produce. >> i don't want to think of insect wings in the produce. but i do think you bring up a good point. if it is truly 50,000 e-mails that is such a small percentage of the

information. however, i think that the fact that they are self-policing, they went to the court and they said that they had misled the court based on their lack of sophisticated technology and they were informing the court now speaks a lot to their transparency. >> they are doing what people ask them to do. >> and what they should be doing. >> i hate the government. everybody knows i hate the government. i have to defend the nsa on this one. and andy, i know you are going to bash the nsa as usual. >> remi, remi, remi, remi. greg? by all means let's pat them on the back foregoing to the court that oversea itself and says we just realize we were violating the constitution for three yearsment sorry. really? you get credit for that? >> it was accidental. >> i don't think you can call it a violation of the constitution. >> the judge said it was a violation of the constitution.

>> they did not realize what they were doing. >> the judge said it was a violation of the constitution. >> the judge said contrary to the government's repeated assurances nsa was routinely running query of the meta data using terms that did not meet the standards for querieses. the nsa was telling the court one thing and doing another thing. i'm sorry. this does not restore my faith in the nsa. >> that's because you never had any faith in it to begin with. >> that is true. >> basically you are saying you are patting yourself on the back like this. oh, that hurt. bill, one of the classified documents show the 13 analysts collecting your e-mails actually threw up when eating them and vowed never to look at them again. >> that must have been the publicist for amtrak. i don't know what e-mail is. we share the same name, travel by train. i agree with what andy said. these guys don't come off as not doing something that was constitutional, search and seizure. they did the opposite.

what do they get? they get a strong rebuke. well that's all we need is a strong rebuke. >> what should we do? you want oversight. >> but there isn't oversight. >> isn't that what this is? >> the fact is the courts have no investigative powers. the only reason we know about this is because the nsa told the court that the one body that does any kind of oversight can't investigate. so there is no actual oversight. >> so basically what happens is when somebody goes in and looks at the produce in the supermarket you would rather not know? >> no because here is the deal, greg. people like you, you defenders of sh facism you say there are no incidents where the nsa -- >> well i said we need to regulate it. >> well this is all coming up, but we don't know of instances where the nsa actually did something wrong. then it was, well there is one time. and now it is 50,000 e-mails. what is it going to be a week from now, greg? what is it going to be a week from now?

>> he hates all parts of government. besides from the one that can shoot him and get him a ticket or parking or spy on him. shockingly the cool old guys -- >> it is a smart way to go. >> as a libertarian, i realize the price of freedom is being able to investigate and stop terror. once you have one terror attack, screw freedom. >> i don't know if we can say screw freedom, but let's talk about what is it happening. there was an automated system that was gathering the information and called bundling it. >> awe. >> little baby bundle. >> i think people can bemis lead by what you just -- can be misled by what you said. it is not like the government was saying i want to see what was in andy levy's e-mail. they were not purposely violating people's rights. it was collateral of their actions which was for a more noble purpose.

oops doesn't make it okay, but them coming forward and saying this is what has been happening. we are changing it. >> it took them three years to figure this out? >> it should have been faster, absolutely. i don't think you can say i no longer trust them. >> i am disgusted. >> jim, you have an interesting comment to make. >> certainly. i will not enjoy the security they provide and then question the manner in which they provide it. i will just say thank you very much and go on about my day. >> that is exactly, exactly where i am coming from. >> we want you on this panel. we need you on this panel. >> absolutely. >> he ended up in cuffs though, right? >> i don't know what you are talking about. >> that was my idea. >> coming up, what is up with the weather? jim norton discusses his new book of observations. it is -ot the heat, it is the humidity. it has humorous observations and a forward by dave berry. the huffing ton post is banning anonymous commenters. that sucks like your mother

says bieber fan 8,000.

if you don't give your name you are out of the game. in news that is rocking sparsely furnished basements across the globe, the huffing ton post is planning to nix anonymous comments. nix means get rid of. ariana huffing ton announced the policy telling reporters, quote quote -- people will stand up for what they are saying and not hide behind anonymity. >> that was the worst impression. >> when did she become a german woman in the 1920s? >> i haven't spoken to her in ages. she said the site employs 40 comment monitors.

40 people paid to monitor. quote, trolls have become more and more aggressive. >> and uglier. we asked an anonymous commenter for his reaction. >> what is that? >> so stupid. we have to hire new people. i said get a piece of tape thatctually fits in with the ugly troll. i actually wrote that into the script. >> that might be what trolls look like. i never have seen a picture of one. >> they just gave up. jim, i like the idea that people can't cowardly spew filth at the huffington post. >> i love. it i hate the people at the internet. we don't have the jobs you do. we can't all say what we

want. if you want to go out and have a political discourse we don't live in communist china. you can go out and say something. people want to say something piggish and obnoxious and not have people know it is them. i never posted something anonymously other than when i am trolling for certain sexual favors, but i pay for that as myself, and i hate these anonymous zilches. >> do you use the prepaid credit cards for that? >> no, i don't. i send it to my real facebook. >> we know who you are tslvr. >> remi, is there a downside to this? >> no, i agree 100% with jim. i don't understand why anybody needs to post something anonymously. if you can't accept responsibility for what you are saying on the worldwide web for the whole world to see, well then you shouldn't be saying it. i think it will as huffington

said in that press statement you read so beautifully that it is going to tone down the rhetoric. it is going to make it a little less ugly. if people have to claim ownership they are not going to be as outrageous. >> this is not communist russia, but what if you are in a bad country where you have to post anonymously. andy, we met because you left anonymous comments. i believe it was buffed body builder 87. >> yes. >> you lied. you lied to me. >> it was not 87. let me tell you a story about the people who founded this country and wrote the federal list papers. here we go. i'm just kidding. the worst job i can think of is being a comment monitor. i think they should make chelsea manning do that for the next 10 year. >> that's an amazing punishment for like low-level inmates.

they just have to sit there and go through and go -- i don't know how you would monitor them. just tone down the rhetoric. >> say something like -- if you want to say like a bunch of f-bombs or -- just say hey it looks like somebody has a bee in their bonnet. >> that is very good. bill, you are a frequent commenter at certain sites under the name adult baby 23. do you ever worry about using your real name, or do you find it mightily liberating? >> bill schulz was my stage name. that was my birth name. my folks were prophetic on the name. >> adult baby 322 was taken. >> they appreciated air jordan. i say keep them. i have gone completely reversal on this. i used to feel bad for the commentators. who are the anonymous people? they are who we think they r. unemployed and play lots of

world of war and spy on the grandma across the street when she is changing. we feel sorry for them and we move on. but these targets, you people with your wining and your complaining because oh he said something bad about me or my mommy or somebody i know. get over it. we are a nation of nare saw cysts. maybe it would help us as a country to wake up and have somebody call us a diarrhea face. it just might change us a little bit. we are not getting anywhere else. we are getting trophies even though we are not doing anything. this right now is the only way you can hear the truth. i don't care if it came from somebody with a name or adult baby 23. >> why do they not want transparency in their private lives? i actually have that tattoos on my genitals. >> and since we don't have an am buds man, he was picked as the am budsman.

>> i believe at the end i said i am just kidding. >> you said jk which is lame. >> which is a good point. remi, you seemed to knock the concept of an anonymous speech. >> i don't knock the entire -- saying come mu -- communist china and greg said communist russia. >> i didn't say exactly what you said. you said they should all be in jail. i think they should close off the comment section completely. >> it is good to get rid of anonymous comments because then i don't have the urge to leave them. screw you, weird guy. instead i say i don't want them to know it is me. i just leave, highlights.com. highlights is a good website. i just want to say how much i

love my wi-fi. a story on how the internet s. that didn't go over well. what was your favorite decade of the 20th century? please write your answer on the screen in tomato sauce so i can see it.

was 1950 that nifty? according to a new poll it is the era most americans would want to visit. the economists, the magazine

and not the fake profession, asked nostalgics which 20th century decade they would like to return to. the most popular was eisenhower's 1950s and followed by the 1960s. the 1960s, jim. and no surprises along the political lines as republicans favored the 50s and the regan era 80s and democrats favored bill clinton's sex in the oval office 90s. i like the decade before the 20s ie, when women couldn't vote. it seemed like a patriotic time. discuss in the -- >> lightning rooooooouuunnndd. lightning round. >> remi i assumed you picked new york city in the 1970s or the 1980s when crime as at its highest because that was when you could get the most clients. >> you are incorrect as is typical. i actually would love to go back to the 1950s.

there is something about the poodle skirts and the ponytails and the saddle shoe. >> you are saying before blacks had civil rights? >> a woman's place was in the home back then so i agree with you on that. >> are you saying i would have somebody working and supporting me and i wouldn't have 20 work every day? yeah, that sounds terrible. >> well, lamenting the post feminist world. jim, i read your book "today is the first day of tomorrow." will you view the past as secured when it comes to these things? >> the problem is we need a little time to reflect. that's why it said reflection, ... >> you actually learn to use an ellipse. >> yes and sometimes i give it a twist. 90s are when the internet popped up. we realized we could get pornography in our homes and then we zoned out and forgot the rest of the beck -- the

decade. what happened? there was 1991 and then it was part of the century. >> it was later than 1992. >> i remember when i heard al gore and talking about like the information super highway. you are like, this is crap. it will never catch on. >> and now it is 2010 and all of the people that were 10 are now 32. you said, wow, i never dated you because i was too busy. >> the photos i can send now make it worth it. >> it was dial up porn back then. >> it was still easier than going to the store. i could still do prep work while it is downloading. >> what do you mean? >> just kind of strengthening, laying down towels. >> andy, you refused to parts -- participate in the poll because there was no time that didn't have people. >> my greatest was the 20s and i mean 2020's and that is when i will be moving to my

compound in idaho and never have to interact and people again. all of these people that wanted to return to the 1950s were all white, right? >> i would assume. >> with the exception of remi, probably not jewish. >> you are not jewish? >> no. >> are you saying you don't see a lot of black people signing up for the 1950s train? >> no. >> it was a great time. 1950s was an overrated time. it was very overrated because of how people were treated. >> apple pie and mom and dad -- shut up. >> bill, do surveys like this make you sad since there is no way you will see the end of decade, much less this year because you will be dead. >> trying to live in the now. that's the thing about the stupid survey. the present is always better than the past. you have a lot more now more than had. on and on and on, indoor plumming.

here is how stupid it is. the ma 11 y'alls -- milenials wanted to go back to the 20s. apparently the great gatsby did better than i thought. who knew the power of leonardo dicaprio was this strong? so many years after "the titanic." >> they did a survey when "romeo plus juliette" came out. >> i wanted to go back to the time of the bar not knowing what that meant. >> you know what is wrong with nostalgia? nostalgia takes you out of the present moment to think about a previous moment. 20 years from now you say i wonder what 2013 was like. you will never remember when you were talking about the 50s. >> remember when we were nostalgic. >> people think it makes them feel deep to go to a simpler time. that's when people connected.

>> want to hear something that blew your mind? if "back to the future" was made today, marty mcfly would be going back to the 80s. >> that's depressing. >> you're welcome for that brain buster, america. >> i get it. when i am excited i spit. an arizona cardinal fan is accused of giving his under age son a beer. boy that son -- oh that's the father. he said he handed his 15-year-old son the cup for the beer just for a second so he could take a picture of the field before kickoff. a strange picture to take, but i will give him that. that's where they drop the first puck. two undercover officers with the department of liquor control approached and escorted them out of the stadium. this is why we roll tape, but we didn't get approval for it. jim, the liquor board said he was lucky he wasn't arrested. what would you have done in

his situation? >> i would have told my son, quick, drink the evidence. drink it, rookie. we have to drive. the liquor licenses are so expensive and you can't expect them to want to lose a liquor license because this dunst gives the kid -- you have to boot them because you don't want to lose the liquor license. >> you are a "law and order" guy. >> no, but what do you want the venue to do. if he is giving his son liquor there will be a problem? >> a public whipping would have been fine. you are a lawyer. was he within his rights to say i am not going anywhere? >> was who within his rights, the father? >> yes. >> no, i think the father came up with a pretty creative defense to the cops before he was thrown out of the stadium. i am going to suggest, not all conspiracy theory like, but they saw that kid drinking the

beer. they didn't see the father pull the camera out. he probably had been drinking that beer and they a proached him -- approached him. >> you would be thrown out of court. i will tell you is all we have is the father's word. we don't have the officer's word. giving the beer to the kid to hold is an offense. >> i think if we don't have the other side of the styer we have to mr. that side. isn't being a cardinals fans punishment enough? >> it is. larry fitzgerald could be a topic now that carson palmer is the quarterback. >> assuming the dad is telling the truth here, i think it is sac as saw 9. it is part of the zero tolerance culture. if he really asked his son to hold it for a picture, but for

them to say we could arrest you, but we are kick you out to make themselves look reasonable? >> we are now overpolicing people in public and it drives me crazy. >> i'm sure you have been kicked out for a lot less, or a lot more. >> one time i was getting beat by a red sox fans at fenway park and security got him and took him out of the park. i wanted to take a leak and i see the same shirtless guy breathing like a bull. pointing at me and telling me to come there. now back to the story. i want even on the internet to -- everyone on the insister net to troll every member of the arizona cardinals responsible for this. the first sip of a beer everyone has is at a game. i hate this country. i am moving to rhode island.

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rye yaw. those are the flesh eating fish which is something cool to be. do you think charging rent will help them go? >> our parents explain that the best. there is nothing like a child's smile. take us home. i think the best way to do is do you want your kid out of the house? i was 30 when i moved out. i really was. you start coming home and i realize my parents are always having sex on the living room floor. it is like, after awhile you are like, i can't take this anymore. >> do you mean like six years? >> after you made x amount of videotapes and you have enough money to move out. >> it is great they were married that long and wanted to keep it spicy by having their son watch. >> this is a family program. remi, are you a woman, a single woman and did you ever

state a man who lived at home and was his name bill? >> dl is no shame. >> no shame at all. >> no shame in being alone. there is no shame at being alone. >> i am proud of my independence. eating alone, what is wrong with it? it is fun. >> in my 20s i would not have dated a man who lived at home. i had a whole list of things i wouldn't date. at this age as long as he is breathing i will. >> i will just exhale and inhale visibly. it is easy for me. unbelievable. >> when i was in my 20s, 21 i was dating a beautiful spanish girl about 29. she lived in queen expiz lived with my parents. she came to my house and we slept in my parents room. she said i want to get married some day and i don't want to date a weinie who lives at

home. then she realized she was talking to me and she said i don't mean you. >> a woman needs to tell you that so you can move on. this is obama's fault. don't answer because you disagree. >> this article gives not a single example of a parent looking for ways to make the adult child move out. there are sentences in there, parents are urked when they boomerang back and many wonder what it would be like to get a light. zero data for those statements. >> bill, last word to you. >> if this is a made up story, then everything i was about to say carries no weight whatsoever. coming up -- >> excellent. i lived at home and i think i moved out at 25. that's all. there was absolutely no information. >> eight years of age.

>> i will tell you a disadvantage for living at home. you have to put one of the sunrisers in the window in case your mom looks out. >> every one of your stories are true. >> it is like norman baits. >> do you have a comment on the show? e-mail us. have a video of your animal doing something interesting? go to fox news.com slash red eye. we might use it. might not.

don't forget a new "red eye" airs on saturday at 11:00 p.m. eastern time and 8:00 p.m. pacific. a lot of talkers. saturday at 11:00 p.m., 8:00 p.m. pacific. >> that's a sad picture. >> we have a story. is ben affleck bigger than benghazi? a new poll has found 81% of u.s. adults think americans care too much about celebrity crap and not enough about news that has real impact. the number is slightly down from a cantaloupe which really isn't a number. 95% think bill schulz should be beaten unconscious with a large stick. and then stabbed in the face.

the stick should be ground up and he should be forced to eat the stick. and then a deadly snake should be used to chase the stick down his throat and choke him to death from the inside out. good job, america. >> what are you going to ask me? >> true. jim, are you a celebrity, what do you think about this? >> 100% thinks i am terrific. it is funny that people are saying -- i bet every u.n of the jackasses who took this poll pretend they are not part of the 81%. i don't care. i am a pop culture idiot. i like to take pictures of celebrities. >> yes, you do. >> but i admit that. two celebrities taking a picture. they always say, yeah. it is fun to put them on the spot. >> the p i can tour always looks -- the picture always look awkward. >> it is like fat head me and i am always looking for a door.

>> thoughts? >> people who don't like celebrity news should be shot in the face and here is why. basically it is jealousy from people who refuse to admit that celebrities like me are better than they are. they need to know all about it in order to live their own miserable little lives. >> remi, i don't know if you can top that. answer the question. i read the story and my reaction was duh. come on, is this news? absolutely people are fascinated. they keep up with the joneses and let's aspire to look like this model or that athlete. of course they will keep pumping out in touch or national enquirer. they will make the shows that they will continue to put on the air. as long as it sells -- i mean they will see it. >> i said the same thing.

i miss doug henning. you smell awful. not a question, just a thought. >> well i am a celebrity so maybe that will make "tmz." >> you would not never them. >> remember the sham wow guy? i have to be bigger than him. >> he beat up a hooker. >> and i get beat up by half. of course we go to celebrity news and we get lost in that. we don't do it to aspire to be them. we do it to watch and fall. everyone is going on team -- tmz not to see what they wore, but want to know where she crashed her car now. they still have some sort of fault we can give. >> not everyone is is. >> everyone is ufl a. >> not true. >> i like their troubles and not their successes. >> not everybody feels that

way. >> we have to go. remi, a pleasure. bill schulz, andy levy, i'm sorry, franz levey. rip andy. that does it for me. see yeah.