good evening. i'm out as porter in the rmt union has announced new industrial action over the festive period . it says its festive period. it says its members will not work overtime over christmas and will stage a series of 48 hour strikes in december on january. dates include the 13th to 14th and 16th to 17th of december and the third to fourth and 67th of january. it's over a long running dispute over pay jobs and working conditions. running dispute over pay jobs and working conditions . rmt and working conditions. rmt general secretary lynch told gb news the union has been

reasonable and that the government is blocking any . the government is blocking any. the government are in disarray. they don't really know how to handle this industrial dispute. they've got all these other problems in with public sector pay and the state of the economy . we've seen state of the economy. we've seen their performance in a series of mini budgets which have been disastrous for working people and for the economy. so i'm going to try and find out on thursday from the secretary of state exactly what he's up to. if he's prepared to be person if he's prepared to be a person of and create an of goodwill and create an atmosphere where we can develop atmosphere where we can develop a that could happen a settlement that could happen very have need very quickly and will have need for we can put it for any strikes, we can put it to our members parliament's anti—corruption watchdog has ruled that matt hancock did break government rules by not consulting them . appearing on consulting them. appearing on i'm a celebrity get out of here. lord pickles , the chair of the lord pickles, the chair of the advisory committee on appointments informed the cabinet office of the breach in a letter today. under the rules, mr. hancock should have sought clearance from the committee for any new employment or appointments . two years of appointments. two years of leaving office . a spokesperson

leaving office. a spokesperson for mr. hancock said the guidance on the committee's website was followed in good faith . ukraine's government is faith. ukraine's government is urging people to conserve energy following russian attacks that have destroyed the country's power supplies to itself. the united nations warned of a humanitarian disaster in ukraine this winter. authorities say millions could face power cuts at least the end of march due to the missile attacks. planned power shut. it shutdowns all happening in all regions within grid operator calling the damage colossal . footballer cristiano colossal. footballer cristiano ronaldo is leaving united with immediate effect as part of a mutual agreement with club. it's after the 37 year old criticised the club and its management last week in. a statement united thanked him for his immense contribution during his two spells at old trafford. the club has also announced their board of directors are considering new investor into the club. a sale . investor into the club. a sale. other transactions involving the

company and the king has been hosting his first visit as monarch. king charles welcomes south african president cyril ramaphosa during a ceremony at horse guards parade . they then horse guards parade. they then proceeded along the mile by carriage to buckingham palace, where a banquet has been held in the president's. king charles personally requested that only sustainable flowers be used at the meal with foliage from the palace gardens and windsor castle . tv online and dab radio castle. tv online and dab radio . this is gb news. now it's back to the headliners . to the headliners. good evening. welcome to headliners. i'm host simon evans joining me tonight. we have the don quixote or don't fix it of the comedy circuit leo kearse and his 17th century pen to carry marx. why are you not donkey .7 no, don't. if i was donkey? no, don't. if i was anything, i'd be a big horse.

okay well, there is one of those. brazil 90, i think it was . let us take a quick look at main headline. well, we dive into them shortly . so the front into them shortly. so the front page we have of the daily mail. when will we rein in the unions intent on christmas chaos. meanwhile diana's tiara and kate moss class in majesty are being compared . next up, we have we compared. next up, we have we have the daily telegraph menopausal nhs staff can work from home there one picture of their working from home but keeping her tiara on and how messy was brought down to earth. saudi arabia beat argentina two one. it's the daily telegraph . one. it's the daily telegraph. next we have the i rebels for sunak to back down on housing. we'll be taking a look at that is first clashes, first disappointment as leader the guardian have led with doctors warning poverty forcing sick people keep going to work. we'll be taking a look at that shortly. then the financial

times, fti ex—chief ran crypto group as his fiefdom court hears thatis group as his fiefdom court hears that is the ongoing story of some bank when fried the most extraordinarily name in finance to share they or not. finally, what do we have next? a mirror country that bans love. i imagine that's qatar yet again. if you don't like and the lions is salmon games. and finally the daily star cry for me. argentina thatis daily star cry for me. argentina that is the humiliation of messi by saudi arabia . so leo, we will by saudi arabia. so leo, we will open with the guardian's front pageis open with the guardian's front page is as usual a and anthology of woe for what are you going lead off with? so yeah, this the mean there i mean it's really a bit of good news. so after years of low productivity the uk we're no we're no see and doctors are revealing the lp are refusing sick notes from the gp because they cannot afford time off work. so hopefully this new to

spend more hours at work is going to pay off. yes and increase gdp at some because we have seen a lot of figures recently suggesting that there are there has been a very slow re uptake. there are a lot of people who've just left workforce essentially who regard themselves as unfit what we found out over over furlough when people were paid 80% in their salary to sit in their bums doing nothing. we found out that people prefer their that people prefer sitting their bums for the bums doing nothing for the instead doing work. so when instead of doing work. so when furlough like, furlough ended they were like, well, i do to continue well, what can i do to continue that lifestyle though are that lifestyle though they are getting some sickness this benefit type thing, but these people are the heroes of this story because they're refusing even have the would even to have the that would allow get off work. they allow them to get off work. they don't even want be tempted. don't even want to be tempted. they even want it they don't even want to have it in their pocket. i'm going to in thursday to clap for these people, people who keep people, these people who keep this should have this going. we should have tax breaks for who work with breaks for people who work with with with some of with you know, with some sort of serious illness. yet serious illness. and yet i haven't said they are not. i mean, donkey of comedy , right. mean, donkey of comedy, right. the first time you said prove

it. i've come in here with monkey pox like. yeah, but i think the story is more of the doctor's frustration in telling people time off and not people to take time off and not being give a sickness. being able to give a sickness. no, had that myself. know i no, i've had that myself. know i had heart condition and yes. and i actually had doctor say to i actually had a doctor say to me very you can't do me these very you can't do comedy. and had to write about comedy. and i had to write about that of times in that loads of times in a separate letter . that loads of times in a separate letter. mr. mr. mouse, we suggested yes or no to do it. but i also think there's a problem with i had a throw from this year with laryngeal itis and a polyp taken out and a doctor saying don't work for x no six weeks wherever and like i need to work i need to pay rent. and so what i want, yeah, i do need always but when i do when is not the doctor to frustrated with me and tell me that i have to take time off but said tell me do i go about carrying on me how do i go about carrying on work. and what medical work. yeah and what medical opfions work. yeah and what medical options suggestions you options and suggestions do you have i mean so have for that. what. i mean so you're to make a very, you you're going to make a very, you know, that's how you an adult but i do the woman who's but i do notice the woman who's done the a camilla hawthorn and

she's gp in the welsh she's a senior gp in the welsh valleys apparently final valleys apparently the final paragraph been paragraph she says i've been really surprised last year really surprised in last year when a signal that when i've offered a signal that they i can't take they say, oh no, i can't take time off, to. and doing time off, i need to. and doing a welsh accent, i need the money for what they they say i need to keep working to, earn and to feed family. her feed myself, my family. then her final is, i don't take it final remark is, i don't take it personally . well, that is big of personally. well, that is big of you, but i mean, this is perhaps something that gp's don't quite understand or maybe they do understand or maybe they do understand but haven't quite internalised it that a lot of people don't get paid if they're not. mean that is economy, not. i mean that is economy, right? we don't live anymore in an era you can just have an era where you can just have internal sick notes. yeah, yeah. no people are no clue in many people are living paycheque paycheque. and no clue in many people are livir know, :heque paycheque. and no clue in many people are livir know, ifaque paycheque. and no clue in many people are livir know, if you'reaycheque. and no clue in many people are livir know, if you're doing ue. and no clue in many people are livirknow, if you're doing ife. and you know, if you're doing if you're a delivery driver uber dnven you're a delivery driver uber driver, whatever. yeah. if you don't , don't get as don't work, don't get paid. as a comedian, we don't work. we don't and amazing don't get paid. and it's amazing . we doctor stage like . we call it doctor stage like we will turn out the gigs in any condition and something about getting on stage. yeah, that cuts heroes. getting on stage. yeah, that cutrall heroes. getting on stage. yeah, that cutrall are heroes. heroes. getting on stage. yeah, that cutrall are heroes. it heroes. getting on stage. yeah, that cutrall are heroes. it is eroes. getting on stage. yeah, that cutrall are heroes. it is kind. getting on stage. yeah, that cutrall are heroes. it is kind of we all are heroes. it is kind of

shine anywhere in the country. sleet, snow, whatever it is. we turn up and even from turn up and we even shrink from the of times i've gone the number of times i've gone on stage thinking, absolutely stage thinking, i'm absolutely busting but once busting for the loo, but once you on stage, eases. you get on stage, it eases. you've taken this else. you've really taken this else. we were talking about being really sick and you know, you go to the doctor, your mind, you go on and not go on stage. on the show and not go on stage. now a quick your now let's a quick check your prostate afterwards. don't check it. i can it. it's like it. i can feel it. it's like it's like it's insisting itself into conversation . can we into the conversation. can we just glance at the bottom half of the front. the of the page? the front. the front the guardian is front page of the guardian is saudi arabia beating argentina two one to have a view on that? yes of the biggest world cup yes one of the biggest world cup upsets time. so argentina upsets of all time. so argentina , obviously, they've got a massive who's good at football. i don't know much about messi is the and i'm surprised given the goat and i'm surprised given that. do you he's joking. that. well do you he's joking. so do he's the greatest of all time. well, that is what they say anyway. but they both have. is on the same day their third humiliation because ronaldo is just announced he's parting from humiliate he's 37 but he's

obviously been booted out of united and messi is as has been humiliated by saudi arabia. well you know that their fates are intertwined . it's the worst intertwined. it's the worst world cup humiliation of all time. i'm just repeating what you said i don't really know very much . but you said i don't really know very much. but it you said i don't really know very much . but it sounds very very much. but it sounds very bad . it's all humiliation for bad. it's all humiliation for saudi arabia . great for. yeah, saudi arabia. great for. yeah, yeah, very enough. i mean, it's well, you know , we have been well, you know, we have been long waiting for these small sized to come up. so maybe it's just it was just. and we should stop being looking so shocked. the carry you the daily telegraph carry you have another thing about people working from home or staying at home refusing to. it turns home or refusing to. it turns that the have a different that the nhs have a different culture. this is the front page news of the daily telegraph as well, that the menopause moves nhs can work from home, nhs staff can work from home, which i thought they did anyway post i didn't know that was a thing that when you're menopause , well you to go work , well you had to go into work and on, they can also and so on, but they can also wear suitable outfits wear more suitable outfits apparently, which are cool uniforms, which i thought if

you're working from home, you can wear any uniform you like. so very cool. generally speaking down you make it as a rule. so there's nhs guidance on menopause, apparently how, how could that be? how come there's never been nhs guidance for menopause? you've got to be in an area they cover really. but that would be guidance on it. but i suppose it's the degree of sympathy shown to it. i mean, yeah , it's understood to be yeah, it's understood to be a serious condition, but i don't think it's previously there any employer as previously it employer as previously seen it as to not come to as an opportunity to not come to work, always going to work, but it's always going to put work, but it's always going to put gap up work, but it's always going to put gap up an awful put the wage gap up an awful lot. yeah well, women all coming in also what you get in to work and also what you get paid for being in cooler uniforms. nothing working from home because then you're home can be because then you're measured on what you on your output rather than you output rather than what you present so you know, present us. yeah. so you know, you turn up work and wear you can turn up to work and wear a and, sit there all a suit and, and sit there all day. are you actually doing day. but are you actually doing any work? if you're working from home, got to measure you home, you've got to measure you on you it's got be said on what you do. it's got be said so instinctively. i that so instinctively. i feel that the is not one of those the nhs is not one of those organisations be organisations which could be

operated remote operated at a at a remote distance. you can understand why brokers the might be brokers in the city might be able everything you need brokers in the city might be ab do everything you need brokers in the city might be ab do through. rything you need brokers in the city might be ab do through. buting you need brokers in the city might be ab do through. but if] you need brokers in the city might be ab do through. but if you'reieed to do through. but if you're a surgeon or even a nurse or even surgeon or even a nurse or even an or surgeon or even a nurse or even an or anything, i mean, i really don't know what job you can do for. yeah well the nhs has got a huge hugely there's going to be so data analytics so much data analytics management, all management, social media, all kinds the can done kinds of stuff. the can be done from any sector from like any public sector organisation. like elon organisation. i mean like elon musk in and taken over musk has come in and taken over twitter slash 90% of the workforce still works . so i'm workforce still works. so i'm not can that with not saying we can do that with the the public could the nhs, the public could probably do about 70. how would you you had to, if you you feel if you had to, if you were due for a blood test and they, instead of the local hospital, you've an address hospital, you've got an address in of flats where in a block of flats where they've devised devised . right. they've devised devised. right. stick needle in now . i've stick the needle in now. i've had enough. we've all got go had enough. we've all got to go in the tory rebellion. in here by the tory rebellion. yes sunak delaying reform of planning laws and the plan was to build 300,000 homes. but he's had backbench rebellion on this one. and it's probably going to end with him building a one

broken bungalow a year from now would have thought this is a real problem with the tory party. they really suffer from nimby ism so people don't want new homes built where they've got their home, but really, we need need hundreds of need we need hundreds of thousands homes . the thousands of new homes. the price housing in this country price of housing in this country , housing is , the shortage of housing is just you don't get past that with rain caps because that doesn't increase the number of homes. past that homes. you get past that by building homes. we need building more homes. and we need to them . people want to build them. people want them. at moment, know, it's at the moment, you know, it's new to be built. you know new tend to be built. you know we are the in the sticks, you we are in the in the sticks, you know, the greenbelt. we know, past the greenbelt. we need there's need build there. so there's so much are brownfield much are so many brownfield sites, former local sites, you know former local authority land transport for authority, land or transport for london whatever that can london land or whatever that can be used for high housing. but just just it . we just need just just build it. we just need to build it. but it sometimes just just build it. we just need to dei it. but it sometimes just just build it. we just need to bdo itt. but it sometimes just just build it. we just need to bdo it for ut it sometimes just just build it. we just need to bdo it for a: it sometimes just just build it. we just need to bdo it for a rentingetimes just just build it. we just need to bdo it for a renting market. you do it for a renting market. i really works for i mean it really works for germany so on. you have no germany and so on. you have no it's really it's depends on the culture about or culture is about renting or owning . has culture is about renting or owning. has it culture is about renting or owning . has it been culture is about renting or owning. has it been a culture is about renting or owning . has it been a disaster owning. has it been a disaster because sense incentive reduces the incentive to build generally

don't don't they don't work when they're introduced into a previously it's not a solution it's the one thing that all economists on because it reduces the count it reduces the but you're not an economist. i know it reduces the incentive for landlords to , maintain landlords to, maintain properties build new properties and also build new properties and also build new properties in the area get out. so i don't agree with you either of you. i do agree. i mean, i think i've got to say, the problem that we have is that the greenbelt is absolutely sacrosanct, isn't it? i mean, it's been for a long time it's been for a very long time and you're right, maybe it and maybe you're right, maybe it should on, although it should be built on, although it does brownfield sites does feel i brownfield sites not greenfield. yeah brownfield greenfield. yeah yeah brownfield sites and know urban sites and you know major urban places there is also places but there is also an equally a lot equally there's a lot of economic pressure on people to move land because they move out of land because they can't rent. they can't afford the rent. they can't afford the rent. they can't afford the rent. they can't a house. and can't afford to buy a house. and they could live in leeds they could go and live in leeds or manchester birmingham or or manchester or birmingham or all these places which are which we see to, we would like to see slow to, to, to take up this burden. so that seems to me that would that seems to me like that would be most like the obvious be the most like the obvious thing increase the thing to do to increase the housing make it really housing stock make it really viable to go and live and work

in manchester and have a career people take seriously don't people take seriously and don't just kind of just assume you've kind of settled look, settled like saying, look, governments that governments tried to do that by moving buildings moving public sector buildings to think, you to places. but i think, you know, you know, a of know, really, you know, a lot of people and even in people and even even in manchester liverpool, places like housing is, like that, you know, housing is, is a big expense. now we go is a big expense. so now we go to the daily mail, got the to the daily mail, we've got the daily for a next page daily mail for a next front page and to crank through and we need to crank through this a little bit. but when we will rein in the unions. will we rein in the unions. intent on christmas chaos is not just the usual daily mail fear mongering. oh my mongering. do you think, oh my god. i'm just glad they've god. well, i'm just glad they've got kate middleton. got a picture of kate middleton. they soothe my anger and they are to soothe my anger and well, to give it. a bit of a seventies vive as well. ages via bus. yeah, yeah. no the both no nobody a princess like the nobody does a princess like the uk yeah this terrible news uk but yeah this terrible news so the real unions yesterday through the plans of millions into chaos by calling eight days of strikes over christmas and the new year which is just won't do it over christmas mean come on that's not that's not commuters those people trying to get home to their families and

things like that that's hey chris yeah isn't it is everybody's has to be driving home i know he's going to have a much slower day is about to be some sort of incident ii there's going to be a new eight days of christmas as within the hour it's just the same lyric time i still nothing , i got to say still did nothing, i got to say so far. i mean , i don't know so far. i mean, i don't know mick i've little bit mick lynch i've a little bit respect for because he's old school i quite like his style. i like it quite similar wasn't getting his can was old snow he looks good i that there's looks good i think that there's a amount of there's a certain amount of there's a place old school unions in place for old school unions in the left right debate so the in the left right debate so much to left has been has been occupied by progressive kind of, you woke left that i you know, the woke left that i quite good fashioned union quite a good old fashioned union leader is trouble this leader this is in trouble this is leader. this is is a mafia leader. this is somebody and is somebody got power and is exerting over country. exerting it over the country. this is aren't people who this is these aren't people who to get paid raises nurses to get a pay to get paid raises nurses to get a pay raise train wreck, train drivers . they were treated well, drivers. they were treated well, overlooked by the cleaners . all overlooked by the cleaners. all the people in the lower paid ranks as well. but i do think

the problem is it's us in the gig economy and it would be nice if they laid on separate trains us well, at least that is it for part one. sadly we didn't have time to investigate the financial times their story financial times in their story about chief. never about the crypto chief. never mind this. the break we'll mind doing this. the break we'll be discussing innovative nhs prescriptions, of prescriptions, the festival of brexit and the demise of momentum . those seem like the momentum. those seem like the same story me. anyway, we'll same story to me. anyway, we'll see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to as i'm simon evans joined by fellow joke practitioners leo kearse and kerry remarks. hopefully they're with that description kicking off this section is wednesday's financial times kerry it seems like our economy might need some viagra if we can't afford it. the uk's growth prospects worst amongst top economies, warns , amongst top economies, warns, are oecd. we've been told this for a while and i'm uk economy is set to be the worst in the

620. 620 for russia. they also don't know how the british people and most british people don't know how the british peogoing d most british people don't know how the british peogoing to host british people don't know how the british peogoing to hear british people don't know how the british peogoing to hear britiswe eople don't know how the british peogoing to hear britiswe beatz are going to hear that we beat russia. know, i think the russia. you know, i think the way to get around this and to assess our ambitions as low as possible, when possible, you know, like when you go places like holland, you go to places like holland, you go to places like holland, you say this is the worst town in britain, right? they're very upset when they were in second. so uk gross domestic product were 4.4% in 2023. rising rate to 0.2% in 2024. that would be a longer and deeper downturn down to an even in the forecast for germany you think it'd be a lot worse for them because i thought the whole thing was the russia ukraine would affect would affect them more than it would affect them more than it would affect not because of the it also due to the worldwide market for energy prices has been up and germany do still have a manufacturing sector quite heavily in that that it tends to be quite energy intensive, whereas we have a city and that's, you know, just people tapping away computers but it says what do you think they'll lose it kind of get the feeling, if i'm honest, that these

projections of this gap change by by next week, the reading the tea so i mean they talk tea leaves. so i mean they talk about the price about energy prices, the price of which spiked in of gas, which spiked up in august just unprecedented august, just unprecedented levels press is levels. yeah, no. and press is an overused but it an overused word, but then it went negative . we were so good. went negative. we were so good. it sort of like finding other sources . we the price of gas , sources. we the price of gas, we're paying people to take gas. a weak point. i mean, no , it's a weak point. i mean, no, it's no, it's going back up again. so, you know, can't really see what price energy going to be in a month's time. i mean, i'm kind of disappointed with rishi sunak's policies , so, you know, sunak's policies, so, you know, he we're going have a he said, no, we're going have a hard we're not going to hard brexit. we're not going to any swiss style deal. any sort of swiss style deal. we're stay alienated we're going to stay alienated from europe. is going to from europe. so that is going to be a drag on trade. and also, you high tax, the high you know, the high tax, the high spend a real drag on the spend that is a real drag on the economy drag any any economy and a drag any any growth. so need to stop doing growth. so we need to stop doing that. also some the some that. and also some of the some of the wording that they use like a tax on earned income. and they're people investing they're talking people investing money reaping the money and, you know, reaping the rewards not rewards from that. that's not unearned. somebody's taken a risk capital and

risk with the capital and invested that's know, invested it and that's you know, they've invested what is they've invested it what is literally what does literally capitalism what does that's you get growth . if that's how you get growth. if you growth don't start you want growth don't start taxing taxing. know, people taxing taxing. you know, people who invest in growth. who actually invest in growth. obviously, point is still obviously, the point is still better than russia . you know, it better than russia. you know, it was like you said, i'm unprecedented is an overused word and i wonder who used it first as first ever president. oh yeah, the predictions is keep being wrong. and also what would make a big difference is that course china still being in lockdown when they weren't using as and that as much natural gas and that wasn't taking into consideration. this many consideration. is this so many factors? but factors? yeah, we don't. but they rarely predict match they very rarely predict match up any any any kind useful up with any any any kind useful correlation or two. but i suppose is a general trend that everyone to be down on us everyone seems to be down on us at the moment and, and i do tend to agree with you. i think anything that done anything that sunak's done since he supposedly calming he took over supposedly calming the none it seems the markets, but none it seems to very positive or or sort to be very positive or or sort of committed to growth or any kind of improvement all. does kind of improvement at all. does he mistrust? yeah, he essentially mistrust? yeah, i'm i have. that was i'm afraid i have. that was a glass . we were worse than russia

glass. we were worse than russia at that point . so now, leo, this at that point. so now, leo, this is this has got a sort of hint of russia to it as well. nhs prescribes for respiratory patients . it's going to prescribes for respiratory patients. it's going to pay their heating bills than give them pills, is that right? that's right, yeah. patients with the respiratory condition have had their energy bills paid by the nhs and are under a new pilot scheme to prevent them from getting ill, from cold and then needing hospital treatment. cause into cause obviously when you go into hospital that costs a lot of money. you get somebody at home. yeah with, you yeah you know, with, with, you know, needing hospital yeah you know, with, with, you know if needing hospital yeah you know, with, with, you know if your needing hospital yeah you know, with, with, you know if your nurses ding hospital yeah you know, with, with, you know if your nurses have 1ospital yeah you know, with, with, you know if your nurses have gotital bed. if your nurses have got menopause and are working from you can do this. yeah. so so yeah.i you can do this. yeah. so so yeah. i mean, normally i'd, i'd see, you know , this ridiculous see, you know, this ridiculous taxpayers money being spent people's heating bills but in this case it seems to make sense as a holistic measure to . stop as a holistic measure to. stop people getting out of it. i've got to say, you know, we hear so much doom and gloom about, you know, oh, everybody's poor and

starving, can't afford to heat their homes. and you know there's all the rest of there's damp and all the rest of it. so how do people live before you? before we had these glories, during these glories, which during these glorious decades when glorious couple of decades when people heating and people had central heating and everything, i don't remember anybody things anybody saying, oh, things are so do so wonderful. the government do such you know, such a great job. you know, i just think, you know, how do we live 50 years ago, 100 years ago? maybe need to stop ago? maybe we need to stop crying it. well, these crying about it. well, these are what call when i had what we call i when i had training how to incentivise training in how to incentivise people in management training in many, many ago when i had many, many years ago when i had a job there's what a proper job and there's what there's you call hygiene there's what you call hygiene issues, that issues, which are things that don't nobody ever don't excite people. nobody ever goes, got to go goes, oh, you've got to go to work there. the toilets are so clean. yeah, but people will leave the toilets not leave if the toilets are not clean, well, will so that clean, right? well, will so that cost a lot cost your recruitment a lot because going they're because they're going to they're just i'm but there just going to go, i'm but there are things expect are certain basic things expect know of goes, oh, know nobody kind of goes, oh, it's a great place where i've been sexually attracted to me getting, the lifts, getting, groped in the lifts, then then use then you, then you, then use a lot staff turnover. and lot of staff turnover. and i feel like we're getting that on a national scale at the you know what i mean. i do know what you

mean. well you expect mean. yeah. well you expect me to that. yeah. no, no, to add to that. yeah. no, no, i'll bring you back two. that's really nice. you know, sacha, so, from what i so, i mean, from what i understand, stories is understand, the stories is giving heating giving people heating reduces the people into the amount of people going into hospitals which right. right. hospitals which is right. right. i mean, i mean overall save i mean, i mean overall to save money but it costs them money but well it costs them money but well it costs them money saves money on the money but it saves money on the nhs. so it doesn't , it nhs. right. so it doesn't, it and it is better than and also it is better than russia and better than russia and it's better than right. i wanted for that's what i was aiming for so wednesdays time's did the time's now and did 53% of the country attend the festival of brexit carrier spent on dismal numbers. only one in 25 visited the various multi million pound project created for the cultural and extravaganza and scientific extravaganza informally called the festival of brexit. it seems pretty early to have a festival to celebrate something that hasn't been well. to be fair, it has never actually caught the festival of brexit all. it that was brexit at all. it was that was was christened by critics. was christened that by critics. i to disparage it i who wanted to disparage it. it was dumb bullsht, which was called dumb bullsht, which i don't fatman either, but it don't know fatman either, but it was now being called an unadulterated which is say time

to see that. oh, the take the kids to see that it's the worst kind of shambles . this one's kind of shambles. this one's a terrible blow. this is still as edition only the of thing they have their strengths around. they had a project called sea monster, which involves the towing of a decommissioned north sea gas platform to move. mary we really missed out. that was that was something on my bucket list. you know, i was like, i really i wasn't originally commissioned one going to margate, no, this would do. margate, but no, this would do. there was a photograph on one of the of the front. don't the one of the front. i don't think i think got think i don't think got a photograph it, but was photograph of it, but it was a classic example. you remember like adverts christmas like those adverts for christmas wonderland where we have loads of reindeer, you get there, it's a with the man at the centre a dog with the man at the centre and was very similar the and it was very similar that the sea monster be sea monster was to be an incredibly reimagined oil place when was basically just an when it was basically just an oil platform still for brexit exhibition , which they've also exhibition, which they've also got, they've always got a touring scale of the solar system combining sculpture, tradesmen augmented, really

always leaving this. so is the what it is as if how much it will. i hope this is what they took from you well up a bit. this is late. so there's an investigation that revealed that only 230,000 people would visited these projects across the uk. so it was completely slammed . so then they went back slammed. so then they went back and of measured again and sort of measured it again and sort of measured it again and found out, you know, actually, you know, 15 million had visited and that's just like, that's like fishing like, wow, that's like fishing for don't believe for boats plus i don't believe that. i don't think, you know, maybe maybe some of them visited the adulterated that's dilutes the adulterated that's dilutes the good one we have diluted samples at wednesday's guardian now they must have relished writing this story , i imagine. writing this story, i imagine. leo so you're the founder of an influential conservative. think tank is to quit this post accusing the government of betraying generation as it betraying his generation as it faces stagnant wages and little help with punishing housing and childcare costs. so this guy ryan short house, he's got this millennial conservative that's

just a bungalow, isn't it? yes yeah , yeah. it was hard to make yeah, yeah. it was hard to make fun of him in school the work he's been carrying that he said the tories have become very bogged down in brexit internal warfare. yeah. thanks for that. is he's really got his finger on the pulse this day and he said he says mini budget was was , was he says mini budget was was, was bad but he said as soon as failed to grasp the nettle after truss's departure and filled the cabinet with veteran ministers and become party of the rich and the man who's become the party of the rich. no, the high tax since the second world war. i mean, we're maybe the party of old people who are getting pensions. mean, to be honest, pensions. i mean, to be honest, it's good question. who it's a very good question. who is the party of it is it's not a band, to be honest, when you see who's gonna well, at least who's gonna go, well, at least this them. you this benefits them. yeah and you know can get into that club know if i can get into that club of people i really would like to have a heard of a think tank. we've never heard of left. and that's item really. he that's the news item really. he complains the building

complains that the building blocks conservatives blocks what conservatives believe make the good life because wants to because he really wants it to like bbc comedy from the like a bbc comedy from the seventies odd is you seventies and what's odd is you kids complaining about things like the mini, which which the tories rebelled against, right? so he's saying that that's probably the setting now. i'm not quite. he doesn't say what his think tank ever done except they came up with shared parental for working grandparents , which is that's grandparents, which is that's not the greatest achievement. it's called bright blue did yeah they they beat that we do urinal blocks. oh yes that would be a great way to advertise the tory but that's probably what he's going to be doing. so i enjoyable based on this he's basically done it there is me that's for all two coming up after the break . we have after the break. we have propaganda video games propaganda video games propaganda football games and the police just games. stay tuned. see in a couple of minutes .

hello. back headliners, it's simon evans with my good friends leo kearse and kerry mark. so starting this section with wednesday's mirror, we have the wing group momentum who are also facing their end possibly kerry, the left wing group momentum or warning that their future is at risk amid financial troubles as the organiser also saw it again, the organiser also saw it again, the organisation was set up to support jeremy corbyn and his radical policy agenda. they missed out the word in advisedly from the process up to an adviser . they from the process up to an adviser. they support jeremy corbyn and his radical policy agenda sidelined by the labour leadership . and we now begin leadership. and we now begin a month long morning session. so a fundraising drive i might come out a little bit biased here. the work bias is i in based by the way that this story's missing. in other words, boo who basically in the group who

supported dictatorship loving antisemitic apologist aren't doing so well anymore and. really they need to change their name from momentum to lethargy and drive. i i'm sounding very opinionated about this is what i think they're having a drive. they're asking all their members donate the price of a coffee. i assume they're getting it. they'll be playing by a budget. yes, budget it. but what are yes, we budget it. but what are they for now? i mean, they are they for now? i mean, they are they are utterly redundant on their finished. he's their corbyn is finished. he's unlikely to stand. might unlikely to stand. he might mayor of london. he might run from here to london as an independent. is right. is independent. is that right. is that yeah. yeah . that true? yeah. yeah, yeah. i've is the hard left i've heard this is the hard left organise nation couldn't organise. the nation couldn't balance budget. i mean they balance a budget. i mean they couldn't basically a couldn't keep a basically a coffee going so why do coffee morning going so why do they they country? they think they run a country? that's i want to know. you that's what i want to know. you have admit though, they did have an amount momentum an extraordinary amount momentum and the nations. and impact on on on the nations. but they came within but i mean they came within desperately to actually desperately close to actually achieving you know they achieving you know yes they would appeared a few would have appeared only a few years be an years earlier to be an absolutely pipedream. absolutely absurd pipedream. but they eggs in one they put all their eggs in one

basket that's what's basket case, and that's what's going happen. it's deserve going to happen. so it's deserve to. feel that if you go to. well, i feel that if you go to. well, i feel that if you go to this to these polls to off we can just like exhausted movement. i never out movement. i never run out i don't feel any sympathy for them at all. i quite agree with you. but i do think there's probably a know, there's an a you know, there's an interesting story there to work out the rise fall of out the rise and fall of momentum. and i don't know whether something whether it is just something that has no that has you know, has no consistency. no, no consistency. no, no, no substance. very quick substance. have very quick power, quick vote. very power, very quick vote. very fast. this weighty, fast. it was this weighty, strong the strong, this lead to the previous story about the blue toilet yeah, right. thank toilet block. yeah, right. thank whatever the called like we to build so young people can build homes so young people can buy a house . when i see young buy a house. when i see young people i mean, you know anybody up to the age of 45 so people i agree with you people need to have better at this have a better shot at a this i actually feel the same way with the don't think party the tories. i don't think party members should have too much power other than the actual party voters are party itself and the voters are the mail. now, kerry, it the daily mail. now, kerry, it seems that european seems that some european football choosing football messages are choosing to football? to be football sad football? yes. turning yes. european cities turning their on 2020 to the fifa

their backs on 2020 to the fifa world cup balls refuse to show games . left wing mayor of games. left wing mayor of barcelona example i believe is pronounced at a colau. how would you set up who rose to the role in 2015 was scathing of the dictators viewership in qatar and blasted the sport's governance. so this is happening all over europe with germany and other countries refusing to show the games. basically people lose their work and this is really good for the economy . so and good for the economy. so and then already good us that this then already good us that this the games are being shown early isn't going to affect the comedy clubs. i'm fine with all that and. i don't know how i kind of that football's supposed to be out of all this really i kind of romance the world war one football game where two sides with very different feelings came together to play a game of football rather than putting the politics before the football and i'm board the whole i'm fully on board the whole l6bt but i i'm fully on board the whole lgbt but i just don't know lgbt thing but i just don't know whether we've held football games in world cups in with dictatorships. it's not the west

cup is the world cup. well we had two games in berlin in 1936. i mean, it was fairly clear that there were some differences, a political scale. but the nevertheless, you know, owens ran and demonstrated through the nonsense that the master race theory, didn't he, which was that's the way. yes, of course that's the way. yes, of course that's idea. but i do want you to think of some football. you said some gay sex in the middle of the pitch. but one thing that should be compulsory, watching next eventually, next time and then eventually, if things are going if they the way things are going to bucha respect culture. to be bucha respect our culture. we will probably be replaced by drag. course kind of drag. we course i do kind of think has been and it's think there has been and it's not football. i mean, we not just in football. i mean, we talk this in gb talk about this a lot in gb news. it's almost kind like news. it's almost kind of like one sort of axioms of the one of the sort of axioms of the station, the culture stuff station, the culture war stuff to bleed into every arena. and you now get the situation where most conversation seems most of the conversation seems to around you to revolve around that, you know, or not you're know, whether or not you're wearing an armband and it almost feels me as if people who feels to me as if people who aren't interested in football

have captured football and steered conversation to steered the conversation to things in. things they're interested in. like part exactly. like every part of it. exactly. yeah yeah, that's true. and like, football is just sort of coach of train watch a marvel film . got to sit through a 45 film. got to sit through a 45 minute lecture on lgbtq rights before you can actually watch somebody punched in face. somebody punched in the face. yeah, it's nightmare . it's. we yeah, it's a nightmare. it's. we all that. that weird . and all share that. that weird. and we the way president we saw it the way fifa president gianni infantino yeah. you see this ? i feel qatari. i feel this? i feel qatari. i feel arab, i feel afghan. i feel i brought it down to the fact that he was bullied, having red hair. yeah so he fully i feel the same kind of work in my pants. yes i but another one that just literally this afternoon nhl, national hockey league in america massive organisation of ice hockey oh he was one of the manliest most brutal players posted a tweet trans men on men trans women on women and non—binary gender is real about that stuff to their 6 million ice hockey followers and that's true that's a sports yeah yeah. so that's why that's why everybody's focusing on the

virtue signalling sports virtue signalling of the sports people forced this is people have forced this is absolutely captured onto the sun and have you found your daughters present? daughters christmas present? they . i don't they are. oh my god. i don't know if anybody's seen these pictures, but balenciaga ad campaign, a luxury campaign, this is a luxury fashion house . it shows children fashion house. it shows children holding warped bondage. teddy it sparked a furious backlash onune sparked a furious backlash online because not everybody's pro apparently and so when one image ginger haired girl was sporting a t shirt while holding a leather strap connected to a white soft toy, which is which the white which ties in with the whole pizzagate qanon . whole pizzagate qanon. obviously, if the if this is actual evidence that it might exist at those underage bear is on the ice bear. they had spiky leather bracelets are in the bears and legs and then finally just on children thought they were just playing. there's one shot in which you can a fancy looking handbag, shot in which you can a fancy looking handbag , top court looking handbag, top court documents, one of them relating to a case a famous case in which it was i think it was struck

down. it was all to do with the first amendment and whether or not it stops states from banning child basically is first amendment free, free speech. so this a pretty signal this seems a pretty clear signal from you know, from balenciaga. you know, they're certainly trying to blur they're certainly trying to blur the with child , the boundaries with child, excuse it, call up to enter excuse it, and call up to enter into advertising. i i will into advertising. i mean, i will say possibly they withdrawn say possibly they have withdrawn it they've to criticism it now and they've to criticism and withdrawn the ads and they've withdrawn the ads and they've withdrawn the ads and they've withdrawn the ads and they put out full and but and they put out a full and but you know what can it not know how is not the question is to what extent do they the question is to what extent do they to what extent they listen . to the what extent they listen. to the to the photographer? to what extent do they listen to the if one guy says, sign, stop it . oh, one guy says, sign, stop it. oh, what we do in this is seriously the point is, are they all they all they giving free rein to the artistic capabilities and credentials , their their set credentials, their their set designer, their campaign designed to just go and going. yeah whatever you want. yeah like do whatever you want. there's certain amount there's a certain amount of freedom come on, stuff like freedom now, come on, stuff like this pass through, goes

this goes pass through, goes seen many eyes through so seen by so many eyes through so many boards. this isn't they don't just, you know, trust somebody to often create somebody to run often and create it never looked at and it and like never looked at and then they see like when then they see it. like when homer simpson designs that car and it, it's and they didn't see it, it's unveiled. they're oh my unveiled. they're like, oh my god, you done. oh, my god, what have you done. oh, my god, what have you done. oh, my god, child. what have god, this is child. what have you know somebody, somebody you to know somebody, somebody the is they do they get the well is they do they get frightened. was supposed to frightened. she was supposed to be in reusable coffee cups and dog so went a dog harnesses, so they went a little bit with this, little bit astray with this, really, as long it's recyclable, as long as it's recyclable. child, i'm sure that's okay child, then i'm sure that's okay with most guardian readers . with most guardian readers. yeah. story is the yeah. okay. next story is the guardian something you can get behind more democracy you're behind more democracy and you're a vision. the eurovision is to open voting to viewers across the world in a major rule change . basically viewers are going to be able to vote is what's coming up which surprised we haven't reached it already viewers love to vote on absolutely everything that think people to feel involved like it happened because them it's we've because them whether it's we've seen ever since big brother seen that ever since big brother tv shows so on that tv talent shows and so on that even do it the public likes me

yes everything to yes really everything has to about ourselves that i do it in my own home, hometown to fantasise. i have some sort of hand on the levers, but i'm i don't quite understand how it's going to if every country going to work. if every country can surely every country can vote, surely every country votes for their own country. don't all but that doesn't don't all yeah, but that doesn't seem how works. seem to be how it works. previously eurovision like previously the eurovision like every punish the every country would punish the uk. and then except for uk. yeah. and then except for this year when we helped ukraine and i mean it was like actually you're him then you're good for him and then they gravy train train. they do gravy train train. but yeah, ukraine was yeah, yeah ukraine winning was obviously a obviously it's going be a popular i thought it was popular one but i thought it was figged popular one but i thought it was rigged anyway thought i rigged anyway i thought i thought eurovision was like thought the eurovision was like a where it's all a wrestling match where it's all planned do this we'll do that in the uk the actually won and the uk the uk actually won and then then ukraine and that then and then ukraine and that sounds sounds like a big vote . sounds sounds like a big vote. it sounds like you've got some in a penalty. i couldn't believe we literally got what came bottom every single time in 20 years. yes. and so it's obviously entirely due to ukraine. yeah, you know, so support, i guess you think people take the wrong name because similar like

because it looks similar like you possibly a final story. let's finish with this one for this half of this quarter run the daily mail i'm one of those pesky women beat up again pesky women beat up to again live stating biological facts it seems is absolutely insane seems this is absolutely insane so sussex police is threatened. the women's rights group kelly 6. keen with a hate crime arrest g. keen with a hate crime arrest after a rally two months ago where her group was attacked by pro trans sued the food drop and she recorded the phone calls . so she recorded the phone calls. so the transcripts there in the mail, if you want to read it and it's terrifying. they say we want you to down the police want you to come down the police station. we want to have this voluntary interview . and she's voluntary interview. and she's like, well, what's about? like, well, what's it about? what's and they say what's it it for? and they say it's a hate crime . the crime is it's a hate crime. the crime is use of words or behaviour to stir up hatred on the grounds of sexual orientation non kinds of gender or sexual orientation and says that, you know, are you sure you've got evidence this and they see it because they have seen well the evidence they do have because they've turned up at our house before and

criticised the police have spoken her being onto spoken to her about being onto towards . about. yeah. so this is towards. about. yeah. so this is when, when the criticising , when, when the criticising, when, when the criticising, when, when the criticising, when, when they're saying she's stirring up hatred in the ground greens of sexual orientation, they're talking about her criticising you think that criticising you think is that same thing. paedophilia i don't know, brilliancy. should know, brilliancy. i should be more towards police but more towards sussex police but it's this is this is. yeah i mean they're the only comments she's made against against somebody she's the did somebody but she's the she did it a, there was it there was a, there was a rally , a protest meeting or rally, a protest meeting or whatever in recently let women speak and she was one of the speakers at that this was the one where you may remember there was a famous incident caught on camera. a of a couple camera. someone of a of a couple of anti terf protesters calling a a fascist . this man had a baby a fascist. this man had the thing . so she was speaking the thing. so she was speaking then. i think the labour party advice. that's right. however right. yeah, exactly. for maybe a fascist . yeah, i'm obviously a fascist. yeah, i'm obviously i'm obviously got interest in the story, but you know now baby was was just a tramp casually that was going to start. he had

been dressed up for the occasion anyway. he had to have total conviction that she will she will ride this one out. but it is does seem like there's like a vintage vindicated. yeah. and this this is the thing the state or the or in this case, the police force bringing a vendetta against somebody, even though they make stick they can't actually make stick in they can bring the in a court, they can bring the weight and they can weight to bear and they can arrest can make who's arrest and they can make who's got wrong make got the wrong opinions? make their life misery. yeah, she's their life a misery. yeah, she's she's proving an extraordinary amount fortification order amount of fortification in order to fortitude, to pass the word to fortitude, rather, to your needs and fortification this . get it to fortification of this. get it to the house. anyway, that's enough of coming up after of part three. coming up after the we've toilet the the break. we've got toilet the smell literally and the oldest babies whether they're babies ever, whether they're fascists not. we'll find out fascists or not. we'll find out in a couple of minutes.

welcome back to the final part of headliners. that's through

these parodies in the final section wednesday's metro carry should get one of these installed in the gb news toilet. i would imagine what has happenedis i would imagine what has happened is that china has been in lockdown so long that they've had way too much time to think. and this is the kind of thing that they are coming with. pubuc that they are coming with. public toilet smells, senses warn potential visitors if cubicle is too stinky . so these cubicle is too stinky. so these are smell senses that would go into shopping malls, toilets and rather than put the same money into an air purifier have made a lot more sense. but this will warn people the smell is too bad. go in there. oh, you're not going like light on the door before you go in. is you don't go in and it goes. have you noficedifs go in and it goes. have you noticed it's do have to you to just decide that i hope it doesn't off just as you're having a poo and it's like of warnings all around shopping centre with arrows pointing to you as you walk around . i you as you walk around. i thought it was also i would also think it would be nice if there was a of where it got smelly. so

if you do go to use that toilet, you can come out saying it wasn't me. well, you know, it wasn't me. well, you know, it was the person trying make was the person trying to make with recognition with the face recognition software email waiting for you when you get home. yes and the smell will follow you in a social will have been docked when had a crazy when they've had a crazy lockdown there to ensure lockdown over there to ensure nobody covid. think if nobody gets covid. i think if they let covid run through they just let covid run through they just let covid run through the population everybody the population and everybody would of would have lost their sense of and wouldn't an issue. and this wouldn't be an issue. you're a little you're right. it's a little clever i previously clever evident and i previously realised also social realised we've also got a social credit score and yes, i see the wrong thing in social or if you do the wrong thing, it's this like being in canada, you get your access to the banking facilities, like that facilities, things like that restricted. so you know, is this are going to get arrested are you going to get arrested for of the ring? well for breach of the ring? well more serious. so more serious. more serious. so the only one with around here. okay the that is a play okay then are the that is a play on words are the ringleaders. yeah. all i wonder whether , i yeah. all i wonder whether, i mean, you know, if you, i mean what's his name the worst comic he made a hole stand up show about this didn't he. you know the tiny little rod gilbert

robbery . he the tiny little rod gilbert robbery. he was a mince pie. and that was the thing where he goes into and a into the laboratory and he has a sign on door saying when was the last time it was and who had cleaned it which operative it cleaned it which operative it cleaned he wanted to cleaned it in case he wanted to track them down, that sort of thing. but it feels they're pushing a little bit pushing that a little bit further well. also who's further as well. it's also who's just mean, it's for the just for i mean, it's for the people have people who don't already have a sense smell in which case sense of smell in which case they it anyway, do they don't need it anyway, do they don't need it anyway, do they it's not, let's say, worried about oh i can't smell with if. i did have a sense of smell. bother if by smell. this would bother if by the you close enough to the time you get close enough to read this one's a stinker. read all this one's a stinker. you're probably going to be a oh well, hopefully that won't an well, hopefully that won't be an innovation that'll making innovation that'll be making its way you never know. way here, but you never know. christmas still to christmas toy market is still to play christmas toy market is still to play independent now. play for the independent now. leo found some crazy leo i found some pretty crazy stuff. of my freezer stuff. the back of my freezer this is appearance of twins from embryo is that we're frozen in 1992 which is just crazy. it is i mean, the fact that know when i mean, the fact that know when i put sausages in the freezer after a month or so , i started

after a month or so, i started going all sort of spiky and they don't work anymore . apparently don't work anymore. apparently it's not the same with with human eggs. so and this is i mean, they freeze sperm, of course but these are people who will freeze sperm that makes a lovely tasty treat for them on a hot day with the kids and place up to vanilla shell never waste the little milk magnum salted . the little milk magnum salted. heaven is just full of all these sperm cells everywhere and it's so sad . but these people who so sad. but these people who have them die fertilised embryos and then and then ted bright we're never going to use these but we'll pop these in the freezer for some other i think , freezer for some other i think, planned, and i hope they would be used. well i don't think so. these people don't save the national embryo. it was a national embryo. it was it's a christian organised . i think christian organised. i think it's about not getting rid of them it . they're a them isn't it. they're a christian organisation so i thought he said they're being kept around on the off because it would be equivalent to an. i said yes and said well when,

said yes and i said well when, when combing through egg donor database, is that database, the reason why is that the took the embryos the people who took the embryos specifically looked in a catholic ward special consideration which might have been hard to find recipients for these other words, these embryos. in other words, they rescue they were rescue. rescue embryos. therefore, went embryos. therefore, they went for two others, really had two little embryos that we just sat there, but nobody would by everyone little faces. so side they would not have it is and i think jurassic park mosquito number yeah i think it's kind of highlight just the absurdities that face can lead you to disney because i'm sure they really did do this there's lots of talk about working out god's plan and all rest of it. yeah, they really do believe they are trying trying to coordinate trying to trying to coordinate their based teachings from their faith based teachings from their faith based teachings from the bible and the latest to make sure that they don't make got angry by disposing of their unused embryos but they preach it to . children who are going to it to. children who are going to grow up with the most horrific back story. what i mean when they learn this those of it that's their first words, their

first they were born first words when they were born was what year is essentially was was what year is essentially like back to the future of the yeah like back to the future of the year. it was interesting is the legality of donating embryos vary from state to state. in the us embryos must meet specific requirements set by the us food and drug administration . so it and drug administration. so it really takes eggs little bit really takes eggs a little bit seriously that all of these embryo embryos, food or a drug embryo embryos, a food or a drug . yeah, very good question. i'm not i though, the not sure i think though, the more your year is this i more like your year is this i think the birth should create a sort of dry ice effect effect . sort of dry ice effect effect. couple several wheezes and bangs and a sort of bit of lightning hitting the conductor sort of sound effects anyway . i mean, i sound effects anyway. i mean, i wish all best. you wish them all the best. you never they may turn to never know, they may turn out to be healthy, productive members of an odd of society, but it's an odd start. daily mail. start. wednesday's daily mail. no, think teenage no, i wouldn't think teenage boys needed boys exactly needed much encouragement this , but encouragement in this, but apparently they're being led astray by beyonce. is that right ? another raunchy lyrics. ? it's another raunchy lyrics. encourage encourage, sixteen and teen boys study finds is one of

those bizarre studies. raunchy from the likes of drake and beyonce. they sixteen and teenage boys but not teenage girls a new study shows but what's not really clear is whether the sixteen comes first or the lyrics come first. sexting people don't know is naughty texts, but assume they're going to be sixteen anyway . and what what seems to anyway. and what what seems to is rather than boys being inventive and coming up with chat up lines which they've been ridiculed for so decades anyway, they're now finding safer to just quote lyrics from songs which are often if those songs a find for society, don't see why the texting is so awful. i i agree with you. it should boys like usually associated with you. would you like they grab your coat you've pulled or whatever you know. well nice beyond so you're saying he monica lewinsky will on my gown . yeah that isn't the sort of thing that a bloke would put into a cheesy chat up line text, is it? i don't know. maybe it wasn't my cell phone again .

wasn't my cell phone again. well, the other one a little well, the other one is a little bit of and so monica bit of history. and so monica lewinsky is a voice 30 years. don't know. we had made the last guy the last story of the monica lewinsky over the back of lewinsky all over the back of the freezer. that monte the freezer. yeah. that monte lewinsky in my tube . yeah. this lewinsky in my tube. yeah. this was actually a study did where they gave a large number of 278 teenage boys. so they gave them phones that they could have sex with. they gave it to her, and they gave them lyrics. and girls phone numbers like this, things like entrapment , you know, like like entrapment, you know, like they gave them bears with pandora and bondage harnesses on them. that is actually illegal for two people under the age of 18 to exchange sexual images and videos, which i love this as well. lyrics what analysed listen to this lyrics were analysed by software for sexual words such as boob penis erotic fetish and screw and sexually objectifying booty diddle p

asterisk asterisk asterisk y . asterisk asterisk asterisk y. and around that where they could i mean put yeah you know ofcom have also got those so they're going to be in trouble now they develop software that goes through lyrics goes, oh, that is actually a sexually objectifying i've been really gung ho. i had noidea i've been really gung ho. i had no idea or i thought this was a petting zoo like , like, you know petting zoo like, like, you know , sesame seeds. petting zoo like, like, you know , sesame seeds . the researchers , sesame seeds. the researchers say there's a sexual double standard where it is seen as more appropriate boys to listen to sexual lyrics than that's that doesn't come of this study. that's an assumption they've made. said, well, made. they haven't said, well, the is , boys, send these the point is, boys, send these texts more than girls do, but they can't say the boys they're for don't to these for girls. don't listen to these lyrics is a very old conclusion. it's really just come down to what boys are still what it is. boys are still making the first move. boys as always, agency and girls always, have agency and girls don't. and that's just the harsh reality modern life . finally, reality of modern life. finally,

i think they have this one last story we're going to squeeze in drinking just one glass of wine a week during pregnancy changes . baby's brain structure presumably for better. presumably not for the better. that's yeah. one glass of wine dunng that's yeah. one glass of wine during pregnancy. that's yeah. one glass of wine during pregnancy . you've just during pregnancy. you've just said that, but i'll say it again prenatally. i don't know. so babies exposed to even low amounts of alcohol prenatally . a amounts of alcohol prenatally. a shallower right super temper all sulcus which is involved in cognition and language because you can tell this is very hard to say . yeah temporal. so let's to say. yeah temporal. so let's save software with that one on that's hardly sexually so this is foetal alcohol syndrome and what they've really discovered is foetuses can't handle alcohol. yeah it's pathetic. totally lightweight. that's if you have a drinking water with those two or three years old by doing the test, probably know a little bit better now anyway that you all for tonight thank you very much to my guest and carrie marks. we will trying to encourage a little bit of foetal

alcohol syndrome if you've got any research, think in the meantime tomorrow meantime through to tomorrow where hosting and where leo will be hosting and i will be back home with my feet up watching him deal up enjoying watching him deal with been an with the talk back. he been an absolute thank you absolute pleasure. thank you very .

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