next hello. good evening from the gb newsroom i'm tamsin roberts with the latest. a 16 year old boy has been arrested in connection with the murders of two six year olds in london , kioni solanke olds in london, kioni solanke and botelho were both stabbed to death yesterday afternoon just mile apart in south—east london. that news just in an arrest of a 16 year old boy . the online bill 16 year old boy. the online bill will be updated next month . will be updated next month. criminalise the encouragement of self—harm . the changes have been self—harm. the changes have been influenced by the case of 14

year old molly russell, who ended her life in 2017 after viewing harmful content social media. the new bill will make it illegal for online to encourage self—harm . social media self—harm. social media platforms will be required to remove such content or face prosecution . the business prosecution. the business secretary has warned energy firms to not hike customers direct debit payments amid the rising cost of living and an open letter to energy bosses. grant shapps he was disturbed of reports that some customers director are rising when they're making huge efforts to save money. mr. has also asked energy regulator ofgem to look at how suppuer regulator ofgem to look at how supplier can make their billing more responsive to consumer behaviour amongst. up to death in south—west london has named as 31 year old reece newcomb . as 31 year old reece newcomb. he's believed to have been stabbed with a piece of broken glass during . a fight on glass during. a fight on richmond bridge yesterday . no

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mock . mock. i'm mark dolan and this headline as your first look at tomorrow's papers . as always in the company papers. as always in the company of two top comedians. and tonight it's quite literally a marks and spencers panel because we have comedians, kerry marks and so on, so bad, so about to start, but ours too either that's for crap crowded date i've got low standards i hope to fall them tonight let's take a look at tomorrow's front pages and we start with the daily tele. we've got the mail . let me tele. we've got the mail. let me gather up the mail here and. the mail lead with the following fury over starmer class war on private schools telegraph chinese protesters for president 6 chinese protesters for president g to resign . also more than 2000

g to resign. also more than 2000 nhs bosses six figure salary is what's next. we've got the eye newspaper here and they lead with sunak losing control tory rebellions grow . at the guardian rebellions grow. at the guardian next to the price of brexit . next to the price of brexit. 4000 fewer european doctors work in nhs . okay, you've got the fee in nhs. okay, you've got the fee now. china rocked by protests as anger spreads over zero covid lockdowns . the times next army lockdowns. the times next army to rescue the strike hit nhs and china protest biggest since tiananmen square daily express a radical new plan to boost nhs and save lives and finishing the metro the great brawl of china protesters call for president to resign over his covid kerbs and those are your front pages . we

those are your front pages. we begin with the telegraph and the ongoing in china. carrie me more guys we've got the front , the guys we've got the front, the guardian as well and major story is the protests erupting in china as a backlash against the zero covid policy ai. and you said a moment ago jinping i think which i looked it up on google today to get the right pronunciation and it's actually xi jinping you know that she's xi jinping you know that she's xi she's very easy she's very much for the modern age so and she is causing all these problems . well, what's happened problems. well, what's happened is .7 we're seeing eruptions of is.7 we're seeing eruptions of people against is? we're seeing eruptions of people against against authority. you know, like what? like, you know, iran. so it's getting quite interesting. and china kept this zero—covid policy . so it starts off almost policy. so it starts off almost like china is behaving like a stupid teenager, you know it started off with the denying there was any kind of disease because it would look like trying to look bad and then it was, yes, got disease but hey

was, yes, we got disease but hey look we lockdown completely look we can lockdown completely whilst what's the western countries are struggling there was was a while showing was there was a while of showing of look at and that of that look look at us and that them to a zero covid policy which now they've got to keep up so and this is in deference to the money they're losing through industry as everyone's just not working and this led a fire recently and people dying because because there was no way they could get all the doors on they could get all the doors on the outside of the building were locked in order to stop the virus spreading and they perished in the building. nine deaths. yeah, but also through pride, they've been using a weak vaccine really been vaccine that hasn't really been working well. they've working as well. and they've gone through embarrassment, pride and now is overcompensating . yeah, it's overcompensating. yeah, it's a mess, really . it overcompensating. yeah, it's a mess, really. it is a real mess. and of course the issue is that because of their strict policy, diane , there isn't immunity in diane, there isn't immunity in the population . i guess if the the population. i guess if the virus were to rip, it would be a big for them massive headache

mean i've had covid. i think so yeah thank you . you're so tough. yeah thank you. you're so tough. it was a little difficult immune system of an ox. i mean, you it's not a compliment . yes. it's not a compliment. yes. i think the rest of like the rest of you is kind of small. okay so, yeah, this will be they haven't got any immunity and i actually saw a chinese man and he he was this protest to the video . what have we got weak video. what have we got weak immune . why are we not being to immune. why are we not being to get this virus get it and then move on with our lives and. it's coming at a very interesting time . obviously, xi jinping has time. obviously, xi jinping has become the ever leader of china for ever more. he did that very dragging out . a hu jintao, the dragging out. a hu jintao, the ex—leader where he was not feeling well and he removed publicly, which what my wife says when she picks me up my local but you are not feeling

well 11 out cranking up time you've had enough so is already in a very interesting and their property is falling through the roof and the banks are going bankrupt. it's not a great time invest in china at all it's in a really kind of tricky state and on top of this they're just locking down their citizens. but to see this amount of public protest , we've seen it all the protest, we've seen it all the way over here in the west is incredible because normally like this would be so repressed we wouldn't even it like a whiff. yeah, you know what, i mean, but we've seen it everywhere. yeah, we've seen it everywhere. yeah, we see those places up . offices we see those places up. offices like local offices from the pubuc like local offices from the public to police, all of this. so now they've got a whole new network of kind of standing police which will add to the power that the government got. so like pcso tong it kind of yeah. it's, it's almost like they won't lift those of control

when the pandemic no, that's not going to happen . we move on to going to happen. we move on to the guardian and diane, i'm very surprised about this . but the surprised about this. but the guardian are not happy with brexit . but so normally such brexit. but so normally such cheerleaders for our part, they quit peer group. so the guardian going with the price of brexit 4000 fewer european doctors work in the nhs and they couldn't put 4000 less european because that would mean that you have 4000 doctors. we've all got , you know doctors. we've all got, you know you studied hard it gcse didn't call it the difference between my fear my lesser with their words and they're both words in the right so this is all to do with the price of brexit and they're saying that we're having again it's all do with brain drain and migration and people moving and it's not easy to move and i mean, i was more interested in the other part of the guardian about takei star trek guy, because he's the front

page of the guardian . well, and page of the guardian. well, and he's doing ever such an interesting play . can i talk interesting play. can i talk about that just briefly, please do. well, i know it's legendary star trek actor, amazingly, 85 years of age. yes, he's 85 years old. but when was younger? when the japanese bombed pearl harbour , 120,000 americans, we harbour, 120,000 americans, we just scooped up japanese—americans into internment camps in america . and internment camps in america. and he's written this story about it and about his life and when they left the internment camp years later, the house been possessed by the american and all that stuff had been taken and they were japanese . but it's crazy, were japanese. but it's crazy, like because you wouldn't associate associate that with china. correct? but wouldn't associated with america. but they did that. yeah. so i'm sorry. i it was supposed to talk about the doctors, but found i don't think there's a role. i think we like that exactly right . listen, lots of stories that

are popping of the front pages. let's have a look at the daily mail now. and keir starmer looks at taxing private schools. yes, he does . he's planning he's he does. he's planning he's facing a backlash. would you believe ? everyone's having believe? everyone's having backlashes at the moment . the backlashes at the moment. the plans for a 20% vat, high class , you have to do that for. i think you have to pay for it. i think. have to work on that one. yeah. yeah yeah. nothing. nothing for free. no schools . nothing for free. no schools. can claim the status in return for acts that benefit the local community such as sharing their facilities with neighbouring schools. this is all going schools. but this is all going to with vat. so you to change with the vat. so you know about the estonian, know more about the estonian, probably something to do with george now it's not george tuckey. now it's not involved . so he could be involved in that. so he could be so essential . keir starmer wants so essential. keir starmer wants to stop private schools from having this charitable status means that 20% the vat, which would on the service that they're offering the teaching would be charged to the parents. but of course, if you add 20% to the private school fees , then the private school fees, then they become obviously 20% more

expensive. and so it actually forces the number of people who can attend it down because now it's really the only upper rich people who can go. so by trying to do this, he's going to create a gap . it seems like an old for a gap. it seems like an old for him to do that, to attract and we're doing that, i have no idea. well, i if it's a good headline, it looks you know i'm i'm i'm basically up for you know none , of the people know none, of the people basically. but he's but he's not against the people surely as you say and yeah . mean a person as say and yeah. mean a person as you say one can't just go to a comprehensive school nothing for me but i everyone you are an intellect a total idiot but you know idiots are actually cleverer than geniuses. yeah. because something believe. yeah but also you have to make things idiot proof. yes you can have them you can have loads of geniuses. it takes like 100 geniuses. it takes like 100 geniuses to make one thing. that's a fact . but it only takes that's a fact. but it only takes like one idiot to break it. well that's right. that's right. yeah. yeah well, ahead the

yeah. yeah well, ahead of the guy woody allen's, manhattan, guy in woody allen's, manhattan, when says , my when his girlfriend says, my friend, a genius my friend, steve's a genius my friend, steve's a genius my friend, bob's a genius. and the woody character says, know, woody character says, you know, a of geniuses, you should a lot of geniuses, you should hang an idiot. might hang with an idiot. you might learn that's why learn something. and that's why we've to make it. three. i should include myself not, but it's nice to be modest. should include myself not, but it's nice to be modest . let's it's nice to be modest. let's have a look now at our next story and this one is an absolute corker from page of the eye. and is it the countdown for rishi diane? what's happening? oh, my gosh . like the second oh, my gosh. like the second that rishi became prime minister, it's like he just in a shopping trolley and just tried to down a hill and it's just going all over the place. it's alarming so he is facing real danger as loads of conservatives are just cancelling the membership they're dropping out of the race that they're leaving the party altogether . and this the party altogether. and this particular thing is to with wind farms right rishi doesn't like wind farms or onshore wind farms , everybody said, but why not? that's a good idea. we're quite

a windy place. it's better using the gas from over in russia. so let's not do that so a lot people have been against it. bofis people have been against it. boris johnson has been stirring the pot. he's been around you out of character. i know is . out of character. i know is. cynical. he was such a team player. he's such an upfront kind of guy. he's he's so honest, but he's been like in the background going well. i think farms are very think the wind farms are very good so there's this like good. and so there's this like rebellion building. rishi but also other things also rishi has done other things that don't like. he that people just don't like. he said, sorry 19% pay increase said, i'm sorry 19% pay increase for nurses , forget it. and for nurses, forget it. and although is logical, people don't like hear it if that makes sense yeah and he's housing targets as well . yeah it's now targets as well. yeah it's now coming out everyone's got instructions to make a tent rather than original plan the crack down overseas students there's a logjam going on with there's a logjam going on with the politicians now and a logjam is the worst kind of jam think if you've tried spreading it log log on toast awful but the

something we see in american politics and it's happening here now he can't he can't do anything there's nothing exciting that can put on the table. so he's trying really quite small policies that are being and done and being blocked and done and starmer the moment in starmer at the moment in comparison , looks like comparison, looks like he's really act together . you really got his act together. you know, policies going know, he's got policies going out got to and no one's out and got to and no one's rebelling him. so he's a very solid position now. yeah, solid position now. well, yeah, i know she's coming. what i think is happening is are think is happening is the are right like a wild right now like like a wild that's you know that's tasted blood you know they're dangerous. they know how to get prime minister fast and that's they're doing . so that's what they're doing. so anything he does, they're. everyone's a knife. yeah everyone's got a knife. yeah i like both . you are veterans of like both. you are veterans of the comedy circuit . it's like the comedy circuit. it's like when the crowd draw , they always when the crowd draw, they always dangerous in the performer do you know why and what the background to wind farm boy cult is it to do with local objections and tory constituent sees not wanting wind turbines it could very well be the whole

idea that there's a bunch of who say oh no it'll spoil the but they might tory voters. well yeah mean because quite often theyi yeah mean because quite often they i think it's a lot of the tory constituencies are by the seaside and so will be affected the onshore wind farms but mean kind of you could have that you could have a nice nuclear power plant i mean a nice one yeah yeahi plant i mean a nice one yeah yeah i don't a horrible one. no it would be very nice. pretty pretty. well maybe because could you have an art deco nuclear power plant. yeah. let's think. oh could it not be a nuclear power plant? slash a tesco extra because they don't actually a tesco extra. that's a supermarket . you can buy bread, supermarket. you can buy bread, eggs, milk and a flat screen telly. no that we need. bluetooth headphones . we need a bluetooth headphones. we need a little children's as well, a big little children's as well, a big little yeah. with the little is not from fiction . yeah. well not from fiction. yeah. well it's like a little big speech. my it's like a little big speech. my urologist. it's like a little big speech. my urologist . what is that. i'll my urologist. what is that. i'll

called in little that's got sort of the everything i. oh is that the one. yeah. niall yes. eclectic it best isn't it. yes the congo ring. i'll yeah. can find something . you can't find find something. you can't find something. there's something wrong with you. yeah. exactly a pair of galoshes and proof fleece tank that would have take essential . well, that's it for essential. well, that's it for part one. lots more to come, including mystery virus. what could possibly go wrong? a mass exodus . the could possibly go wrong? a mass exodus. the young and kim jong un's lovely daughter see .

i mark dolan this is headline is your first look at tomorrow's papers tonight helping me do just that all brilliantly talented comedians kerry marks and diane spencer. let's

talented comedians kerry marks and diane spencer . let's have and diane spencer. let's have a look now at the telegraph and it seems young britons have had enough kerry high taxes no future spark fears of exodus of young scores of highly skilled workers soon wonder if they would be better elsewhere. so our skill is leaving. apparently this is painting a picture that we about to sort of swap albania, you know , we'll be the albania, you know, we'll be the ones losing our talent. it's similar to the story before we had about the not coming into the country and our doctors now leaving the country we don't know why we can't just attract with whatever doctors like patients don't like patients so they go figure we'll give them golf clubs. come to england, be a doctor. you got a golf club got in their life why jackets don't they stethoscopes they're big fans of the really like the stethoscope so this just for a while they wearing masks you make them feel important but everyone started doing jobs. yeah exactly one is and everyone

can get drugs these days. yeah. we're hearing from a woman called rachel, not her surname. oh, that's what it says . that's oh, that's what it says. that's the surname, isn't it ? it's not the surname, isn't it? it's not regional. how soon? i said they're not giving her her real name. she lives in cooktown. the town 4 hours north of cairns. so she's saying that abroad you can get free accommodation and these nice rural areas and she should go can be and also she really well yeah she wants but you know i'm going to go and join the you know this is going to be a nice place is of happy grinning idiots just didn't go as a comedian if you want to emigrate would you get tickets. all these people just leaving this country going to us? yeah going to. was very did you know this? very sad. how did you know this? you just, you know. yeah. january april. but would you stay things stay there? i mean, if things are going part of their brain are going as part of their brain drain you most drain of england, you most certainly would you certainly are. would would you stay ? would you go stay in australia? would you go if you had to leave here. wouldn't actually know. i'm londoner and i'll be londoner and british and i'll be here climate here mostly because the climate is for . me, here mostly because the climate

is for. me, i'm i'm a slow is right for. me, i'm i'm a slow man at heart. i can't really handle the out there and i don't the attraction of all the dangerous that they have. yeah everything can kill you there. like every fall that australia spiders . yeah. and then i heard spiders. yeah. and then i heard about florida which i quite like because think it's the freest place in america but then they have alligators . yeah they do have alligators. yeah they do yeah.i have alligators. yeah they do yeah. i mean the thing is that this article deals with oh how we're going to have this massive brain drain from the uk to australia and it sort of details this and other countries . australia and it sort of details this and other countries. but if you think about it about sort of 200 years ago, 220 odd years ago uk sent all of the convicts to australia right hold that in your thought so . now my question your thought so. now my question is what is rwanda going to be like in 200 years time. is that the place to go? yeah right now you're talking . so this is how you're talking. so this is how we create future destinations, what we do is. yes, very good .

what we do is. yes, very good. and what the government fly you there free of charge. you fly that free of charge. then in 200 years, suddenly we'll have a brain drain that way. now you're talking solved. the woman's a genius . her talking solved. the woman's a genius. her in talking solved. the woman's a genius . her in charge. let's go genius. her in charge. let's go to the newspaper now . and the to the newspaper now. and the government is rejecting a national inquiry into workplace misogyny and racism following the london fire brigade scandal. diane, tell me more i'm we can go cover this well yeah. all right well oh paper so i'll miss that al—faisal has called for a national into other public bodies . his national into other public bodies. his london fire brigade discoveries saying that oh he's approached he's been approached by people who work in the nhs the bbc , the military and the the bbc, the military and the police who have similar concerns about misogyny and racism . i about misogyny and racism. i mean we hearing about all of these these different bodies in these these different bodies in

the news anyway so i wasn't exactly surprised when i read this and some say that it's sort of ingrained into the system as a whole him calling for an inquiry is kind of like saying maybe should put warning contents should hot on coffee cups it's kind of we already know that sadly it's there and so the transport secretary mark harper said we can't put in into everything we need have specific events to trigger it you know but at the same time , where is but at the same time, where is this coming from ? when i was this coming from? when i was younger , there was a lot of younger, there was a lot of about sexism and racism there was a lot of talk about that . was a lot of talk about that. and what confuses a bit is how it's 30 years ahead in the future and it's still happening i'm genuinely a bit like surprised so clearly there are people who perpetuate this and clearly somehow it's so endemic

in our in our culture. it is in all these different places. but it needs to start at home, needs to start in social interactions , and it needs to start with people saying like calling out when they find something in appropriate. like that's where needs to stop. kerry i think it's to look at me saying sorry to everyone yeah , i told you you to everyone yeah, i told you you knew too much. i you've made a lot of cheap remarks about my body over the years. i have . and body over the years. i have. and i'm saving some for end of the show. so do do still coming up soon let's start with you right as well. they're saying this is as well. they're saying this is a pandemic going with harsh words being used. pandemic is everything as if it hasn't been that these people are now looking at the things that have been that way. the whole of human nature and it starts with the investigation with fire service it is problem it's service which it is problem it's showing sexism showing there's a lot of sexism and racism and who knew in the fire service. no one except you that it's bit weird because they've been stripping for years. i think at the years. yeah and i think at the very opportunities very close outfits opportunities on stage dance and been taking

their clothes off so i'm surprised they've been so dismissive towards well i suppose these closed isn't it where you've people sort of working in close with a strong hierarchy and those who are victims of racism or misogyny are not able to speak out perhaps . kerry i've never been perhaps. kerry i've never been in that position myself, but i'm obviously in the fire brigade going to get mostly men and be be the one woman in that group or couple of women is going to be difficult. and i would imagine i don't know it takes for instance, here a black firefighter being subjected to racist bullying and having a noose put above his locker . noose put above his locker. that's been pretty disgraceful. would you not side on david before black. okay. a muslim firefighter who someone put bacon on sausages in his coat pocket. that's you know that's that's not jokes around is it. that's just something a bit and i seem to find service get your act together. yeah and it's not having it sounds me like sackable offence territory .

sackable offence territory. let's have a look now at the times . let's have a look now at the times. troubling news let's have a look now at the times . troubling news from times. troubling news from hotels accommodating migrants carry what we just doesn't get better for is it. i mean they're really hoping for some migrant news at some point and. migrant doesn't even like a nice word. does this make your migrants look like foreigners ? yeah. it's look like foreigners? yeah. it's got that ignorant feeling to migrant. anyway, they're now as well as of all the problems which they're being for, they're also disease . and this is also disease. and this is infectious migrants will be told to isolate in hotel rooms. so being asked to isolate and they'll get room service which pretty nice really the volume of meals in their rooms with their individual crockery, utensils, linen. and i don't want to go into details here like exactly what of room service. what kind of room service. there's and coffee there's some tea and coffee making facilities . yeah making facilities. yeah everything you a teaspoon of stir it with no there's no mention here. they don't get do not disturb side is part of the if found of the do not disturb sign a collection of them all

right. yeah i've for a while i used go round hotel when i was in a hotel i take my do not disturb so i would because i'm living at a place with a house was full of other comedians one point so i had i put them all point so i had to i put them all on my room. i had like or 60 of the wall of my room in different hotels. some of them are great and some of them just really and some of them are just really rubbish. collection got rubbish. my collection got a good compare them. it kept good to compare them. it kept people bad. i know it people my room. i bad. i know it could private at could be something private at your expense would have your own expense would have thought. is mark harper the thought. this is mark harper the tramp said tramp transport secretary said all those were known cases of diphtheria had the disease when they entered the uk and then he surely went to on why am i involved? i'm transport. involved? i'm the transport. this nothing with me. this has nothing to do with me. they that. no, but they didn't say that. no, but that subtext the mirror that was the subtext the mirror now and kim jong un is continuing to parade. his daughter and possible successor diane . yeah this would have been diane. yeah this would have been a fun take your daughter to work day jong un took his daughter to meet the missile scientist it's not fun so her name is kim a and

she's learning all of daddy's top tricks like you know how to assassinate your uncle doing all of that stuff . i mean it's of that stuff. i mean it's uncles are annoying mean yeah they can be so i guess you know but think it is a he took her to see a test of the new intercontinental ballistic missile suite and daughter bonding really isn't very oh lovely girl i do feel sorry the rite of passage really is it's a sort of the north korean equivalent to chessington world of adventure . i do feel sorry of adventure. i do feel sorry for the scientists and the soldiers who had to meet the bosses because, you know, it's one hand, it's a one thing. well, you've got to meet like your boss's kids and they're a bit snotty. you like that? but the other hand, meeting your dictate daughter and you know that if you just look at her funny, you're going to up in a

camp, you can't behave like a british fireman you don't know around jong un's go kim jong un he's he's a roman is nae of you can't be honest about because everyone's kid is cute right yeah yeah. if you were one of these dignitaries and you meet kim jong un's daughter, you can't say has she always looked like that. is that. no, you got to be very, very charming. yeah but the thing is, do we know age this girl . yeah, she's she's this girl. yeah, she's she's aged ten. right. we know his age. he's kept that quiet so we don't know very much about him. she's ten. he calls his most beloved or precious child. i think what these stories about mostly is a father having a favourite. that's not that's not is it. yeah. the things might be the least of his crimes. when you get a new a new kim, a new dictator in korea, then the legends have to build up around the right . so like then, then the right. so like then, then now stories will start building up around her that probably when

she was four, she wrote her first violin symphony and all of this stuff rode on a cloud. things are really spectacular in music. she will have spoken to the scientists and she would have understood all about the trajectory of a ballistic missile, you know, and she will have amazing intelligence that's come she pointed and she pointed to this nuclear warhead and said, you've missed a yeah said, you've missed a bit. yeah that's what doing and that's what she's doing and that's what she's doing and that's what she's doing and that's what they're setting her up to do. he's mad though, isn't he cumulative? he's completely insane. him quite sensible. insane. find him quite sensible. very biden and she said some very joe biden and she said some of the others . emmanuel macron. of the others. emmanuel macron. no listen, i mean, plastic surgery to it like his grandfather. yes his hair is one of his hairstyle is one of 28 hairstyles allowed? yes and he's got a name for it's called ambitious. that's the name of his hair which i know you have a name for your hairstyle, which i think is what i but take it as it is . but but what about this it is. but but what about this kim jong un exactly. he's clearly one too short of a i

pack. no, i think he's quite a wily character. really yeah, i really do. and i despite the fact that he's inside north korea , is segregated from , the korea, is segregated from, the rest of the world, you have to remember that also runs one of the sort of most infamous cybercrime groups , the lazarus cybercrime groups, the lazarus group, that were responsible for the 2014 sony hacking . they are the 2014 sony hacking. they are quite complicated group and they have been laundering money through , i believe, in the through, i believe, in the philippines . through, i believe, in the philippines. i'm not sure it's a very kind of interesting and intense thing they're doing in korea. at the same time as a lot of his citizens are starving. it's a significant problem right ? i mean, it's all i mean, he's not leader. he's no, he's not great. i mean, whatever he's achieving or interesting things by having large numbers , people by having large numbers, people starving to death, that's that's not good . it's definitely not not good. it's definitely not good. what i'm saying is good. but what i'm saying is good. but what i'm saying is goodis good. but what i'm saying is good is on bands, you know good is on girl bands, you know that i'm just i don't yeah he's

mad he has he's he's insane. i mean maybe it makes sense to have your own girl band but he's got to go to a harem of, like, 13 year old girls in it and so on.and 13 year old girls in it and so on. and yes, you're coming round. no, no but i think by our standards yeah, he might look insane, but i think that. by what. why what his standards are, i think he's alarmingly switched on. i think , he's switched on. i think, he's manoeuvred himself into a position , switched on within position, switched on within their own standards . what does their own standards. what does that mean . because he's just that mean. because he's just not. yeah. within his of absolute insanity he's really with it toppled. he could be toppled . my point and he was toppled. my point and he was toppled. my point and he was toppled in stead so he killed everyone who was going to topple him. that's point. but would him. that's the point. but would you able to kill the you be able to kill all the people who are going to topple you be able to kill all the peop yes. 10 are going to topple you be able to kill all the peop yes. you�*e going to topple you be able to kill all the peop yes. you get)ing to topple you be able to kill all the peop yes. you get chance.opple you? yes. you get chance. blimey. well that revelation blimey. well on that revelation , kim jong un has , his own go , kim jong un has, his own go button and they're all scary spice . i've got to say , that spice. i've got to say, that conversation i'm really starting go off the guy. but there you go . coming up, never meet your

heroes is a four day working week on the horizon . what's week on the horizon. what's happened to the queen's ladies in waiting and? should we be judging the artist, not the art. some great stories. see surely .

i'm not. and this is headliners your first look at tomorrow's papers tonight in company of two of my absolute favourite comedians, carrie marks and diane spencer. we begin the metro and donald trump is passing judgement on kanye . he passing judgement on kanye. he he is you know you're in trouble, don't you? so you know, in a moment, dan's going to tell us that kanye west and donald trump are both saying , donald, trump are both saying, donald, donald trump, kanye trump are both saying, donald, donald trump , kanye west are donald trump, kanye west are seriously troubled man, which is wonderful from donald trump . wonderful from donald trump. after a bombshell meeting,

everything bombshell . so now everything bombshell. so now it's a bombshell meeting of the us presidential election of the us presidential election of the us report on the things we're nothing happened. yeah, i know. why not? why not? i'll just. just find a different word once in a while i thought, can you just repeat? i didn't like a lot about him. we even remember years ago when there was the vma awards and he went on and it was and i don't even donate to taylor swift's stuff. she just won an award. yeah. and he went up he should have up and said that he should have gone to be on site. and i so that was such an incredibly rude thing yes. something thing to do. yes. something is nasty doing that. nasty you if you're doing that. and a he gets in and of course a he gets in trouble by opening his mouth but now he's got donald saying, i so l, now he's got donald saying, i so i, i help a seriously man who just happens to be black , kanye just happens to be black, kanye west. he doesn't happen to be black. by the way, donald trump , either. his parents went to some effort to cause that to happen. but donald trump described is a seriously troubled man . that's just one troubled man. that's just one view. and i'm meanwhile, can you

think is the problem was that he had jeans on just gets better and better so he said to delusional don't like each other who is wonderful eventually they're not they're really saying you know what trump looks really sane in this he has he does he really because yay which i believe is how you say name. yeah yeah yay. went to donald trump and hey you can be my running mate you can be my vice . the world isn't it . i running mate you can be my vice . the world isn't it. i mean, seriously troubled man . seriously troubled man. definitely. i to say it, but i actually agree trump that if you genuinely think that asking donald trump voters hold. yeah is that is insane that's more nuts than kim kim jong un would find him insane . yeah well the find him insane. yeah well the is over let's go to the guardian now and a shorter week could be

on the way diane . okay, so this on the way diane. okay, so this is interesting. so 100 uk companies have signed up for a four day week with no loss of pay- four day week with no loss of pay. now there's many benefits to. this it's all run by something the four day week campaign i believe they're called now i had a look at list of companies and i'll be honest with you a lot of the companies were those kind of companies that you would do a computer like. most of them were kind of digital things. they were marketing , they were sort of marketing, they were sort of consultancy there were a couple that were in construction was interesting. and the whole is that they're pushing that, oh, it's better for you, you can do your life that man, you know, and you can just generally have and you can just generally have a better state of being . a better state of being. however, i do wonder how this would translate other realms if you're going to have a four day week, does that apply? teachers does that apply because teachers

to do life admin? does a four day week apply to bus drivers and drivers because they already the train drivers don't really like what's going on right now and they're striking that pretty much on a on a one day week anyway so i just wonder plumbers right . yeah. plumbers on a four right. yeah. plumbers on a four day week. i mean what they do now, it's hard enough getting them to turn now. so if they then got a four day week. oh that's they are full of is it because you take off last. i know a plumber called steve he does a one day month. oh yeah. yeah. and it's never the month it the issue is you absolutely right. it's only going to work isn't it with those in isn't it diane with those in which work can done in which your work can be done in fewer days. yeah and that your work maybe doesn't like other people don't have to seriously on your work like lorry drivers , they have to drive a certain amount of and but restricted to the amount of time can drive for safety reasons and they have to cover a certain distance yeah

and if you say well let's take those hours down how can they cover the so yeah i, it's a great idea and i think , it will great idea and i think, it will provide a lot of wondrous days of let's go for a sauna. i know it is the first day of a three day weekend every time like everybody goes nuts on a bank houday everybody goes nuts on a bank holiday don't they gets really really drunk. well that's that's the issue in that kerry i suppose you guys i suppose i suppose you guys i suppose i suppose the idea is that they come in more enthused tastic for the four days rather than the five days. yeah. and i mean if it, a four day week and it, if doing a four day week and get more work done, it actually becomes going to be becomes thing that's going to be so on everyone in all of so unfair on everyone in all of history used on the five day week and i realised they'd been had, for a had, they'd be doing it for a week but nothing is wasted that day was no good about this day she was no good about this is first of all they're they're coming here we coming into our world here we comedians a four day you comedians do a four day week you know we don't have know and then we don't have other people do and also sometimes . and also black holes

sometimes. and also black holes are the worst they've be this is are the worst they've be this is a saturday because we working in some town on friday can go and get get food get lunch and it's for saturday. there's queues everywhere. against everywhere. i am totally against this because i should actually use i don't really like the word comedian on the show, you know, because doing some serious because we're doing some serious stories bouncing around and stuff you say talk stuff and whenever you say talk about comedy someone is going to write on twitter, going, you know, wasn't know, comedian, that wasn't funny. they don't put funny. and then they don't put out something. the world is flat, you know and that happened after one of the things i mentioned on here. i think was mentioning that i was talking about world being and about the world being round and someone angry about. so someone got very angry about. so yeah. so that not okay yeah. know so that it's not okay you media well and they you see the media well and they they go to they should stay work so we the saturday and so we have the saturday and friday weekdays too to be friday of weekdays too to be able to wander get a coffee without queuing at diane. i think you've done a few office jobs in the past. i have to and there is a lot of nonsense in offices there so you've got things people put their jacket on the back of the chair and

then disappear for like a two hour lunch break. yeah, yeah . hour lunch break. yeah, yeah. they walk around the office, pretend that they're going to do some photocopying . they look some photocopying. they look like they're really busy on their but if the boss their computer. but if the boss can't what's screen? can't, what's on the screen? it's normally ebay. can't, what's on the screen? it's normally ebay . yeah, it's normally ebay. yeah, facebook. yeah well, netflix and. suddenly you'll you go to a different floor for some reason when you want to go to the bathroom because takes you like a long walk . you go to the a long walk. you go to the furthest coffee shop rather than the closest one. yeah there are a lot of office shenanigans. i see what you're saying? you're saying that maybe get rid of all that and you're saying that like like you want you to be like elon musk. you want people to intense hours for time that they're there. you want them working i think for working intensely i think for hard rather than five easy ones. yeah and plus don't you find that people work six. i'm going with six now. are you on seven. really really like you don't really really day like you don't really into your office really check into your office job till like midday monday job till like midday on monday and check out by midday and then you check out by midday on anyway that's already

on friday. anyway that's already taken. yes yeah i'm sure. and i know that there are plenty of people that watch this show who were bloody hard in the office. five, six, seven days a week. and in that i salute you. now moving to on daily mail. and don't you just hate when you see paintings of white men carry prestigious exhibitions shouting history of world medicine is axed like everything is now of 15 years because it contains racist sexism, ableist theories . it's called the wellcome collection, which named after henry. welcome which is turning out to be an unfortunate for him because his welcome exhibition is not welcome in the modern . it is not welcome in the modern. it said the welcome . he was born in said the welcome. he was born in the log cabin in wisconsin was a man with enormous power and privilege in other words bu colonialist doesn't say bu colonial. somebody that thousands of objects with the aim better understanding of the art and science healing through the ages. it says the include wood so for the words in the colonial wood colonialist and

colonialists wax from around the world. so in charles darwin's walking sticks, which were probably the colonialist walking sticks and the old colonial things have to go right now there's a medicine in there . oh, there's a medicine in there. oh, there's a medicine in there. oh, there's a medicine in there. oh, there's a picture, though, with medicine man exhibit with a photo showing henri dress in indigenous peoples behind which they used to be confident at one point. and it is like eating their food and wearing clothes and saying, hey, i like your culture, but now it's not so. so this to go because now are decolonial izing art and everything, maths, whatever we can . what do you think about can. what do you think about this? because i take my kids to the museum . there are so many the museum. there are so many disclaimers and apologies , disclaimers and apologies, british history, wherever you 90, british history, wherever you go, why can't we just look a steam engine and admire what it actually is, which is a piece of engineering, given the fact that lots of bad things happened in the all over the world. the past all over the world. yeah, it seems very strange, me, that this is happening in a museum surely museum

museum because surely a museum is the where we're is the place where we're supposed do now. they pushed supposed to do now. they pushed the into the dock in the statue into the dock in right and then they pulled the statue out. they repaired it and they said, we're going to put it in a museum where we can display it in context and we cannot context to make sense. yeah now you're taking it out the museum. do we shove . the museum in the do we shove. the museum in the dock like . to me this is where dock like. to me this is where we should have all of this information so people can go in and make minds up. i'm not sure why we're so of people being . why we're so of people being. yeah, i'm making their own minds and seeing happened and just learning about the history. there's not a problem in learning about history. there's not a problem in learning about history . yeah. learning about history. yeah. and why would you want to gloss it and what we're going to have for soon is an exhibition that will some middle aged will just be some middle aged white saying the word shame over and again. then will and over again. and then it will 90, and over again. and then it will go, that's the show. good go, that's with the show. good yeah, definitely. let's get to independent and the ladies waiting are no longer waiting. in fact , gone. dianne yes. so

in fact, gone. dianne yes. so queen consort camilla replaces traditional quote ladies in waiting with quote companions . waiting with quote companions. oh, lovely. gorgeous. yeah, she's going to have six of them. ihope she's going to have six of them. i hope she names them like some of the reindeer, you know, like cupid blitzen . one of them's cupid blitzen. one of them's bound to have a red nose. there's always a drinker in the group. i sincerely. it's not bridesmaids, isn't it? they all need dress differently. they need to dress differently. they could they're could have like, because they're six. camilla's the six. and then camilla's the seventh. she could like dress in white, right? which is all the colours but then they colours combined. but then they could a colour each like could have a colour each like power so yeah, as you power rangers. so yeah, as you can tell, you're making some thoughts. so seriously. essentially camilla's just got some people helping her out with what she needs do because she's the queen consort now and she's not calling them ladies and waiting she's calling waiting. she's calling them companions. i see a problem with this makes such great news for ladies in waiting. who rather be called queen's companions. for whatever i mean. i don't whatever reason. i mean. i don't want to even second guess and i can't imagine the female

politics going on. and who politics is going on. and who gets to be the main companion and who's the second companion? and their roles is there and their roles are? is there a hierarchy know? is it like you get to challenge your dress so you get to help rome with the crown or whatever that will be. oh, that will be that if oh, that will be that will. if we know sisters can read we know the sisters can read gentlemen waiting . yeah, gentlemen in waiting. yeah, apparently so do you. the gentleman in waiting. never gentleman in waiting. i never heard expression . oh i've heard the expression. oh i've you i have never considered you know i have never considered that as a career option . i'm that as a career option. i'm your lady in waiting is outside so get yvonne let's crack on we've got one more part of the show where we delve into self love cats and the upcoming king cole might get a c shortly shortly .

welcome back to the final part

of headliners mark dolan and with me looking at tomorrow's papers are the brilliant comedians carey marx and diane spencer the metro now with a sign of end times the end of the curry diane the cost of living carmageddon could shut 9000 curry houses for good so . the curry houses for good so. the data released by the office for national in october how essential supermarket items have risen by two thirds. and obviously this is having a knock on to people who cook in the hospitality industry and. they're saying that now thousand curry restaurants gone under. now geoffrey ali said this is family founded, the british curry awards . and he said that curry awards. and he said that a quarter , 3000 have gone under quarter, 3000 have gone under since two thousand and seven. i thought 3000 curry house is going under so that means that there's 9000 curry houses in the uk i know this sounds weird does

that sound like a lot to you no not that able i'll say. but in this country. no considering back in the day there was one in every town. yeah and also it's such traditional after evening food isn't it after drinks you see that it's either kebab or it's a curry. isn't that so. yeah. so you think that would be a lot more of them. yeah. not very good point. you're right. small amount. what i about curry housesis small amount. what i about curry houses is they really houses is they never really close do i mean, i mean close do they. i mean, i mean they close down. yes but they neven they close down. yes but they never, never like closed. never, they never like closed. they're, ready. that's never, they never like closed. they'they're ready. that's never, they never like closed. they'they're veryeady. that's never, they never like closed. they'they're very they that's never, they never like closed. they'they're very they realise what they're very they realise where in at where their market came in at three the morning. do you three in the morning. do you mind. of course. and then they start polishing the plates out comes yeah, yeah. comes to cope. yeah, yeah, yeah. that's this that's why of this, this wonderful, great tradition is under well, it is under threat, right. well, it is under threat, right. well, it is under at the same time we under but at the same time we must remember that there are some curry that think it's okay to charge some curry that think it's okay to charg e £5 for a portion of to charge £5 for a portion of rice . now i think if you've rice. now i think if you've comeuppance, this is comeuppance . yeah, i think i think i think some houses may support

themselves their rice prices. well my criticism is that they need to rethink the menu a bit i think that seventies formula of chicken masala could do with freshening up. yeah yeah. that's thatis freshening up. yeah yeah. that's that is a very good suggestion . that is a very good suggestion. so let's just do with like this saying this because tomatoes and onions have gone up 20% increase but surely then we really but surely then we should really be hearing why it was just be hearing about why it was just curry house, an italian restaurant, because that everything tomato right. everything is tomato right. it's like, italians apart like, yeah, italians apart carbonara. they have nothing to offer that is not they love tomato in a way that's disgusting really. it's painful. what do they eat what does they eat before the tomato ? well, eat before the tomato? well, just carbonara all the time . and just carbonara all the time. and what also turns off i like i love. i'm going to put that in absolutely everything before tomatoes they're just lying down feeling a bit from another carbonara . because nobody's ever carbonara. because nobody's ever felt good after they have a no just the animal can open and try to get out it again. it's just

that one dish for the people who don't like the tomato well you're having option the carbonara is that one dish for people that don't like food , but people that don't like food, but let's have a look now at the daily star with a story highlighting why influences may bad people carry wild dressed up and used as pets , influences who and used as pets, influences who abuse them for like so and so. what? this is social media, obviously, there's been this one upping thing that's been going on for ages. what else can we do to get more likes? and for a while with facebook, we had all the cats and there was non—stop cats and dogs. cute and dogs, and that became great pressure on psychology of cats and on the psychology of cats and dogs were we can't dogs who were like, we can't compete anymore. how we compete this anymore. how can we be last cat or be even funnier than last cat or dog? so now and then of dog? and so now and then of course if you look tik, course if you look on tik, there's loads kid stuff, there's loads of cute kid stuff, which i don't know if you watch, but they make you want to have a kid for few minutes and then kid for a few minutes and then realise it works for realise that it only works for one and then you see all one take. and then you see all the desperate where a child

the desperate ones where a child just they're going to just toddles they're going to what put because you what you put up because you don't that all children don't know that all children total they're age. total when they're that age. it's uninteresting. it's totally uninteresting. so now to people, now come to trying to people, adopting pets and trying to get animals do anything cute and animals to do anything cute and they're and bigger they're taking bigger and bigger risks like, you know, getting a crocodile to lick your face in the chance that might do the odd chance that it might do do some funny noise or do make some funny noise or whatever it is. so and basically animal advocate advocate groups are stop are saying they need to stop this because the this because some of the examples era contents including putting on leads, lying putting on leads, making lying wear nappies which i don't you'd want to change that nappy really. not so that's that's really. not so that's that's really it's just it's pretty bad animal abuse always you can always report it. that's the it's on social media and they're doing it for the likes and they're using wild animals which should not be treated in this way. wild animals being kept as pets and then paraded around all social media sites. so if you are using social media and you see somebody who seems to be owning a lion cub or a giraffe or something like you can report

the, post and take it into your own hands or no aren't sex are going to stories in 30 seconds cat owners place their feline pets on vegan diets vegan diets for pets yes or no diane spencer no, definitely not to be silly. like i. i don't know enough . the like i. i don't know enough. the vegan diet some of the but it just it just says in my soul that it's not correct all the videos when they smell the vegan sausages and they go and eat the real thing, not stupid. all they carry expert reveals why healthy selfishness the way to function at your best . selfishness the way to function at your best. this selfishness the way to function at your best . this is one of at your best. this is one of those. it's a self—help stuff, isn't it? it's full on, apparently , if healthy, so is apparently, if healthy, so is selfishness is sort of bad. and now you're saying it be good at the right times. it's good to be a bit selfish, which we've all known forever, that sometimes you have to be a bit selfish. even you, you don't have a selfish bone in your body. spencer whenever come here, spencer whenever you come here, you for team. you bring treats for the team. you're giving . well, this you're very giving. well, this is my . it's lovely when people

is my. it's lovely when people smile . it's is my. it's lovely when people smile. it's nice to be is my. it's lovely when people smile . it's nice to be nice. can smile. it's nice to be nice. can ithank smile. it's nice to be nice. can i thank the brilliant carrie boggs and diane's spencer headliners back tomorrow at headliners is back tomorrow at 11 and i'm back on friday the earliest time of 8 pm. see you then.

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