good evening. i'm tatiana sanchezin good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez in the gb newsroom west midlands ambulance service , four midlands ambulance service, four children who were pulled from a lake in sully hall are all on life support. it says the children were in cardiac arrest when they came out of the water at baps mill park in kings herts this afternoon . emergency this afternoon. emergency services say from the scene indicate the children had been playing on the ice and fell through. west midlands service says they were told up to six people had gone into the water. specialist medical advice that we've been given on scene is

that given the temperature of the water , given the age of the water, given the age of those believed to have entered the water and also the amount of time they have been that this would no longer be a search and rescue operation. please adults and children alike, stay away from open water on the no venture onto ice regardless of how fake or safe you think this ice may be . in jersey, say five ice may be. in jersey, say five people are confirmed have died in yesterday's explosion in st heuen in yesterday's explosion in st helier. a blast through a three storey block of flats in the capital in the early hours of the morning. around four people are still thought to be missing. the chief of jersey , robin the chief of jersey, robin smith, says sadly more fatalities are expected expected . the government will hold a cobra meeting tomorrow to try to minimise disruption around the country amid public sector strikes . plans include the strikes. plans include the military and civil seven stepping in for border force as airport staff, including at gatwick and heathrow will walk

off the job from december the 23rd until new year's eve . the 23rd until new year's eve. the government says armed forces will be deployed to hospital trusts , with ambulance staff set trusts, with ambulance staff set to walk out, as well as nurses and later this month . i see and later this month. i see weather conditions to be affecting flights with stansted airport forced to close a runway . while it's clear the snow gatwick airport closed a runway for 2 hours today with several flights cancelled or delayed as a result of freezing temperatures . travel disruption temperatures. travel disruption is expected during rush hour in the morning as yellow warnings of ice fog and snow are in place for much of the uk. the met office says overnight frost is expected until next friday and the king and queen consort have chosen the image they want to use for their christmas card this year. the photograph was taken a highland gathering just days before the queen's death as the royal couple's first christmas. constance charles became monarch. the image taken by photographer sam hussain

showing the king wearing tweed and in a green suit and matching hat . tv and and in a green suit and matching hat. tv and dab+ radio . this is hat. tv and dab+ radio. this is gb news. now it's over to headliners . headliners. hello and. welcome to headliners leo kearse . and to to headliners leo kearse. and to take you through monday's top stories , i'm blessed to have the stories, i'm blessed to have the company of comedy chums, carey marx and paul cook. sounds like an double act. you look bit like an double act. you look bit like an atheist double act as well. no offence we're working on. but first the front pages. we're just going battle through these quickly . we've the daily quickly. we've got the daily mail and the terrible story of the on the frozen for the horror on the frozen for children fighting for life after ice plunge more are ice plunge fears two more are missing . the daily telegraph missing. the daily telegraph also leads with that tragic story . and i, elizabeth horbury story. and i, elizabeth horbury for last ditch talks to stop

nurses strike and the guardian leads with tories under fire over plans for military to act as strikebreakers . i'd love to as strikebreakers. i'd love to see it. i'd love to see a tank going through a picket line that would cheer me up. the financial times has to amy peas held as category corruption scandal shakes europe in parliament. hey, brexit was right. the hey, maybe brexit was right. the daily express has leak horror for children critical after falling into freezing water while playing on the ice is dangerous there. so please be careful. and finally, the daily star has kids coming home. the three lions mascot wins stone and walker rescue carter three. noidea and walker rescue carter three. no idea what any of that meant. and those were your front pages . so and those were your front pages. so let's with the daily mail. kyrie yeah , this is the awful story yeah, this is the awful story we're hearing today in full children in critical condition after being rescued from a frozen lake . and then there's frozen lake. and then there's a search and rescue going on some

more. so we've thought there's also an officer who has mild hypothermia. so you know, all we can say at this point is well to down the emergency services for what they do. and there's nothing really to so nothing really to say. so i think too early to talk think it's too early to talk about parents supervision and why were lake. and why children were in a lake. and so on. and i'm not a parent. i know how hard it is to keep your children supervised all times. but you will, you know, but if you will, you know, tncky but if you will, you know, tricky to usual messages is keep children away from frozen lakes . and that's it really . well, . and that's it really. well, there's not much more to add to that, is there, carey.7 to be honest, you're absolutely right. yeah, absolutely turning to the front page of the telegraph, paul front page of the telegraph, paul, yet also leading on the frozen lake story, but a couple of other actually plenty of stories on the front of the daily telegraph. the first one that captures my attention is southgate hints at resignation . southgate hints at resignation. leo now, i think i'm the only member that's particularly interested in football , but i interested in football, but i think and he's manager of the england football . yeah, those 11 england football. yeah, those 11 guys kicking the ball around you

know your stuff well the wow he's he's essentially sort of taking a moment now to consider his future i think personally as do a lot of people. i'm sure i'll be surprised if they don't that gareth southgate been someone that's been very good very success well for england his run at the moment is his run right at the moment is a semi—final of the world cup, followed by a final at the euros and then knocked out by france yesterday world cup . i yesterday in this world cup. i think it will make a huge difference, actually, if he was to down because i think he leads the dynamic of that group structure. he also seems to foster the sort of culture of responsibility and niceness and this idea that remember when footballers were all drunk and rapists and now the know they're all sort of involved like marcus rashford. he's a political campaigner and, you know, really doing something for the community. he's made those players a lot more accessible. i think taught those or think he's taught those or anyone comes in to the anyone who comes in to the england squad that they need to be accessible and be more accessible and a positive way. he's got a good

job, isn't a lot of achievement there. and you i know there. and you i don't know anything about football, but i could've but not. i could've done better. but not. i think he did. he did. well this year considering he's not me. i thought he did pretty well. yeah for player manager. i don't see why not. i feel like i'm being made fun of. yeah well, what else we have on here is the agency doctors getting paid 5ka shift by hospitals , which is shift by hospitals, which is a bit cheeky at a time when nurses are striking and saying they're going to foodbanks. but i hope that they're getting paid that shift they're getting paid for a week. well, no, for is like a week. well, no, no. are striking of no. nurses are striking some of them are bit rough and really them are a bit rough and really it's doctors getting paid because that what those doctors are getting paid 5ka shift. yeah that's quite a lot isn't that really strike. yeah i it's just insanity. i'm pretty it's not these doctors going on strike a bit a bit of working while the other doctors strike. oh right . other doctors strike. oh right. do you do you know he says you know. no i don't, i know very

little. i think they'll be joining in and saying us too. i know. let's have some money. need ten grand to shift the libyan libyan suspect of lockerbie is being extradited to america where he'll probably have better treatment . he was in have better treatment. he was in a libyan jail and rail strikes force release, rebel force to hold a virtual christmas in their lives. you can use good. i'm dreaming of a virtual christmas to find that people in the mood . we just can't escape the mood. we just can't escape lockdown. it used to be because of the government rules and now it's of strikers. it's because of the strikers. more would. that's more zooming it would. that's only you're planning only if you're planning to travel family any time travel to your family any time between now and do that at christmas, which seems i'm not inviting my family to do that. and not going to make the and it's not going to make the train the train strike because any more popular, really. is it i mean, not striking over christmas. we're seeing many strikes. the ones i feel most sorry is the strike sorry for is being the strike that this week because that happened this week because there where with there was a time where with a post at the when you used to deliver presents and happy stuff

and letters . of course, and love letters. of course, that's all done now on the internet. so really, we didn't get for it was very get bills for a day. it was very hard to people and they don't have the best time. they used to get tenner and a christmas get a tenner and a christmas card from your grandma and the postman i didn't postman would and i didn't happen for nothing. man yeah, yeah. we manage. we got by onto the garden next. okay, we have the garden next. okay, we have the tories are under fire over plans for to act as strikebreakers i'm not quite sure what strikebreakers. i think they're stepping in. is that what it is. yeah it looks like they're going to drive tanks the tanks directly through the picket lines into the people that are paid picket lines into the people that are pai d £5 a shift, which that are paid £5 a shift, which i think we all agreed earlier that that was the right thing to do. yeah. oh, yeah. so yeah, this is this is basically as even this is this is basically as ever, which is what you do. you particularly a tory particularly if you're a tory government we love, if it's government we all love, if it's all going wrong, bring the military in and that's the best way to solve this strike. give me nostalgia for my upbringing . me nostalgia for my upbringing. there was the military doing everything while.

everything for a while. it everyone strike everyone was on strike for a good decade or so. it was i mean, at one point in the early nineties i vaguely remember the ambulances this been on ambulances and this has been on ambulances and this has been on a for about five or seven a strike for about five or seven months and they brought that the came brought came in they brought the military i help reform the military and i help reform the ambulance service actually. so this could do this could this could do something it's not something something but it's not something that's long that's going to have a long benefits. military coming benefits. the military coming in could know, better could introduce you know, better working every working practises for every class can't expected to class they can't be expected to do but you don't want do it, but you don't want someone doing it. and appendectomy who says who dares wins before go in. you wins just before they go in. you know, it's the wrong attitude. so yeah, they what hell you want them to do with a scalpel. yeah. some say more really be brave. yeah if the military on strike they might be down to ask ptsd just twitching is that against your are not going to be so good so what are the financial times . well that's how long is it to me mep's are being or they're not naming them the moment. i don't think as qatari corruption scandal shakes european

parliament. can you imagine? it's like a scandal within the european parliament. yeah, corruption is unbelievable . sums corruption is unbelievable. sums of money changing hands. i mean this is this sounds of money changing hands. i mean this is this sound s ,600,000 c this is this sounds ,600,000 c this is this sounds ,600,000 c this is this sounds ,600,000 c this is essentially i mean, i think there was talk of cash. yeah. and there was also £100,000 worth of holiday is dished out as a hell of a holiday. yeah my guys usually think caravan parks and you can stay a caravan park for three years or four times. but i mean, this is just this this qatar , this is just this this qatar, this is just this this qatar, this doha world cup is completely shrouded in has been corruption by the sounds of it. is it linked the to the world cup around the world they want a good pr for the world cup which you know all way about. it might be lgbt and migrant worker , be an lgbt and migrant worker, but this was the other way going about it is like, how about we give you loads of money and you shut up and make us look good? and it does say bring them this this to criticise this is bribes to criticise qatar. yes i get things i i'll

take you on holiday and love is the qatar media. jazeera is constantly saying the israel's actually up so that whilst they are doing it themselves and have been doing for a while this isn't new or surprising . and it isn't new or surprising. and it does say for unnamed people and some they were a charge which would sort of be suspicious. anyway, i've never. i've never really trusted unnamed people know you know anyone who doesn't have a name up. i'm just upset that i'm not involved in any way. there be a lot of way. there seem to be a lot of bribery going on with this world cup you left cup and know you feel it left out. i want to take an absolutely right. i'm willing to stop criticising and stop criticising strikers and stuff union bosses stuff if any of any union bosses want send money. want to send me some money. i know that that's how it's all done. so yeah, that's generous of you. i'd love a of you. yeah you. i'd love a briefcase full cash. and briefcase full of cash. and there's snow on the front. there's also snow on the front. there is a lot of snow on the front page. in the front page. outside the so anyone, not outside the news. so anyone, not anyone not outside the anyone who's not outside at the moment, a because there's moment, a look because there's there wearing in there is my way wearing that in west london and there's a lot of snow out there. and we're going

to getting home to take a while getting home tonight only we are cabdrivers i hope they cancel with the big effort in the snow. i mean, it is it snowed like is fun. last time it snowed like this, two years this, the thing about two years ago i saw an old lady slide ago and i saw an old lady slide down a hill and her back, not deliberately, she just went and there no sign funny. it's not there is no sign funny. it's not funny to be funny. it's not funny to be funny. it's not funny . it was quite funny on funny. it was quite funny on this one occasion, but it's not. it's not normally. i was one of the people to help to back up to the people to help to back up to the top. so we can watch you go again if you want. if you want to. a picture of snow in paddington. it's on my twitter feed follow me. maybe feed so you can follow me. maybe take the make out of me being slightly that's also slightly overweight. that's also a well, when a good thing that as well, when you youtube channel by you plug your youtube channel by way same night on the same night, shameless finally night, shameless and finally we've star kyrie, we've got the daily star kyrie, have okay. thanks have we. oh, okay. well, thanks for coming on we do have a very soft kitson coming home this is i've obviously so this story i'll you exactly what it's about though it's about how gutted england players won't be coming home empty handed after all

because city stars john stones and kyle walker have adopted striker . it's called dave howden striker. it's called dave howden . it says, oh, as a striker, they haven't they haven't done a lot of includable, dave, because that would be weird to their history. they could have all in someone's cup. it was in the hotel if this is one of the fascinating stories , if you've fascinating stories, if you've been following the england team, they is speaking they know that there is speaking for you so when you go on houday for you so when you go on holiday are stray animals and this was still the case here in and they adopted stray cat who started out called feral but is now used to this sort of millionaire lifestyle. so they're going to take them home. they want to take them the kitchen. what a happy scoring happy cats happy story for any cats watching this. that's kind of how many said it was britain can start start a new life as a as a on the front pages . don't know. on the front pages. don't know. but join us in a couple of minutes where we'll be discussing bailiff body bad performance reviews and why you've no longer got an excuse not to visit ukraine parents .

welcome back the headliners with me leo kearse and the rest of the full monty cast. katie morrison told us not a thing i think i'd pay you to keep your clothes on by with no offence anyways, let's kick off with monday's guardian and surprise, surprise paul lieber are banging on about briggs. here we go. stay still keir starmer must have economic disaster. brexit warn labour grant . have economic disaster. brexit warn labour grant. this is peter hain, by the way remember peter hain, by the way remember peter hain from 2019. keir starmer must urgently develop a series of practical policies to address the economic of brexit and, prevent and prevent it from driving scotland towards a former labour europe minister is warned. so there are three key

aspects to this story brexit scottish independence and the economy, all of which very important but very , very boring important but very, very boring . do you know what warning to you, paul? some of us. this is what this is. really? yes. well, you know, my fear of a labour government, which i'm sure we're going to get, by the way, and that's probably about time for change. is we're change. my biggest fear is we're going spend the next going to spend the next five years back the only years looking back and the only thing can do to forward thing we can do to move forward , i think, get over and make , i think, is get over and make the best of it stay united. don't believe in independence for scotland whatsoever and try and the economy over. do and grow the economy over. do you care what you think? i don't know whether we should take much from anything. starmer's at the moment he's locked in. he wants to win the next election. he's. he's going to do it. he's, he's, he's focussed like a woman just on there's no taking on the edge. there's no taking his mind off it at this point. i'm not saying well neither have i. i rumours she i. i think rumours anything she says now completely trust says right now completely trust it. she might be pulling. says right now completely trust it. she might be pulling . you've it. she might be pulling. you've got, but you're not. he wants win next election he's

win the next election and he's quite folks and quite interesting how folks and i think one of his political heroes was wilson who who wanted to join eec but at the time was saying he was against that he didn't want to follow the tory line and then as soon as he was he pushed for a for a referendum and i think it's possible we'll see something fairly similar with starmer know he is with starmer know because he is saying that is saying everything that is necessary to become a leader and understand i fully understand necessary to become a leader and undeihe'sd i fully understand necessary to become a leader and undeihe's doing. y understand necessary to become a leader and undeihe's doing. seems'stand necessary to become a leader and undeihe's doing. seems'stebe what he's doing. seems to be saying everything everybody what he's doing. seems to be sayingt01erything everybody what he's doing. seems to be sayingt01eryth so everybody what he's doing. seems to be sayingt01eryth so he's everybody what he's doing. seems to be sayingt01eryth so he's talked ody wants to hear. so he's talked tough on for example he's talked tough on for example he's talked tough on, you know, stopping cross—channel also talk tough on the labour market and preventing people joining, the labour market, which would suppress wages, which was, you know, the traditional sort harbour view . traditional sort harbour view. then we're going to hear the traditional situation has changed once he gets in. and what's that phrase said? i think it's just i what's that phrase said? i think it'sjust i mean, this what's that phrase said? i think it's just i mean, this is peter, this someone who is a staunch this is someone who is a staunch remainer . i this is someone who is a staunch remainer. i vote to remain, as i said on this programme before, but do need move forward .

but we do need to move forward. this, i think, is the worrying thing. we remain an unknown would up on our doors would wind up on our doors tonight as it is already the economy's like what a couple of percent down you think that affects me really slightly . affects me really slightly. that's like losing you know, losing hairs of your head. it doesn't affect you at all. it's terrifying. worth it to wind up all these like money like liberals. whilst claire is liberals. and whilst claire is going to have to put up with this, this is just going to be, you know, he's going have to move to the centre, as carrie says, and then he's going to have to go back and to the have to go back and talk to the people peter heinously, all people like peter heinously, all these thing do these things, this thing to do now, my is it's just going now, my worry is it's just going to be looking back for five years. this went wrong because to be looking back for five ye the this went wrong because to be looking back for five ye the tories.3nt wrong because to be looking back for five ye the tories. like/rong because to be looking back for five ye the tories. like the] because to be looking back for five ye the tories. like the torieste of the tories. like the tories when they over from labour. when they took over from labour. yeah 12 years ago yeah ten years ago, 12 years ago now. we don't need that. now. and we don't need that. yeah. excuse isn't yeah. and so excuse isn't available right now. sorry. brutal is the start of brutal brexit is the start of hard impact of brexit hard economic impact of brexit is leigh over and is mean leigh all over and looking looking forward europe is sweetheart is no cutting us sweetheart deals things because they see deals on things because they see that brexit isn't a threat that brexit isn't such a threat they were worried that other

countries leave and countries would want leave and they to also wanted to they wanted to also wanted to punish uk leaving. so punish the uk for leaving. so you they made it difficult you know, they made it difficult for us but now they're making sweet there because it's better for us but now they're making sweeverybodyacause it's better for us but now they're making sweeverybody ifause it's better for us but now they're making sweeverybody if work t's better for us but now they're making swe everybody if work together' for everybody if work together and open trade. and have more, more open trade. and see the uk and europe and i can see the uk and europe slowly know at least when it slowly you know at least when it comes to trade moving moving closer together is always closer together which is always going it. yeah in going to do isn't it. yeah in the end it's always going. it's always it's always always going to but it's always what he's said no to a swiss style and so style arrangement and so on, which is quite interesting. so he's not offering any compromise right now? yeah. and whatever does worst does happen, i think the worst thing really is if thing that happened really is if we go back with nothing tail between our legs, the cow is weak. oldest, eight years weak. my oldest, eight years old. away from. oh, old. and you run away from. oh, yeah. will safe. we yeah. and we will be safe. we will separate for it . the will be separate for it. the mirror now and mortgage rates are going up. kelly, does this make you relieved that you'll never own your own. ha ha ha. you own a home home as well. yeah, i'm on the home as well. i want a home. yeah, yeah. but i'm really glad i'm well, it's really glad i'm well, it's really sad to see those people

who able to afford a home being hit a lot. however it face mortgage high because bank of england prepares to raise interest rates in bank bosses will meet on thursday. so this is a tactic . sell your is a scare tactic. sell your house before thursday and then do it. but it's still just give your house to me. i'll i'll take it for you. the banks base rate interest slightly behind 3% from 3% to three and a half, and which would be a 14 year high, which would be a 14 year high, which been a long time since my party days. i have had a 14 year high was impressive actually. so i don't think that's something to worry about. people who are going be hit with people with going to be hit with people with variable mortgages , but variable rate mortgages, but also with tracker also the people with tracker mortgage with mortgage rates and people with standard every standard variable rate as every version is getting a new mortgage. now going to be the bank's going to calculate it based new rates? yeah, based on the new rates? yeah, totally a homeowner. i'm totally. i'm a homeowner. i'm a homeowner . totally. i'm a homeowner. i'm a homeowner. yeah. i've got to totally. i'm a homeowner. i'm a homeowner . yeah. i've got to say homeowner. yeah. i've got to say , you know, and i am home owner. oh, well done. thank you very

much. and he's off much finally. but some of this is going to affect of people. it really is part the interest rates been and the house prices have artificially the house have been artificially the house have been artificially high and the interest rates have been artificially low for a significant amount of time. now, when got my first mortgage when i got my first mortgage rate, which was 2001, believe rate, which was in 2001, believe it or not, is why i do have a have a mortgage now because i'm when i was a 21 year old, believe it not, but the believe it or not, but the reason why not took out my first mortgage, the adviser to mortgage, the adviser said to me, four or 5% at me, and they were four or 5% at this time 2001, you need to this time in 2001, you need to imagine what it would be like if they go to 10% again. so we did all of my affordability on whether afford a four or whether i could afford a four or 5% rise in the interest rates. now i'm not suggesting i don't do that anymore. know if do that anymore. i don't know if they or don't. i'm fixed they do or don't. i'm fixed for some time this is going to some time so this is going to affect me immediately. it will affect me immediately. it will affect me immediately. it will affect me point, but it affect me at some point, but it would be irresponsible and we've been before. people been here before. if people aren't advising people, if you're mortgage now you're taking out a mortgage now on house and you've

on a £400,000 house and you've got a £300,000 mortgage, and you can just afford it. yeah, can only just afford it. yeah, well, breaking is won't well, the breaking news is won't be afford it on friday. be able to afford it on friday. yeah, right. and that's the problem is people are , you know, problem is people are, you know, you guys would like to own home, but i'm sure you wouldn't like to own a debt with high to own a high debt with high interest rates. i thought we were all promised that by now we have cobble houses or have like cobble houses or something instruct something that would instruct you a bit of land and you just buy a bit of land and then make you press then you make a you press a button. i think, john, the house is going house disney. that is going to house disney. that was it. yeah free wi fi. that's very of him john. i believe very nice of him john. i believe he to do that. yeah. he was going to do that. yeah. i mean the sort of promise mean that's the sort of promise you make you've got you can make when you've got zero chance of ever getting a did it come with a chocolate on the if it had a john, the pillow? if it had a john, i would have voted onto monday's telegraph bailiffs telegraph off and bailiffs are going body cameras. so going to wear body cameras. so at when you lose at least when you lose everything, moment be everything, happy moment will be recorded. the bailiffs recorded. exactly the bailiffs will be forced to wear body cameras to protect vulnerable people struggling that, the people struggling with that, the government has announced the move at safeguard move is aimed at safeguard householders , households from

householders, households from rogue agents. so essentially this is protecting the people that are having belongings taken away . now that's probably a good away. now that's probably a good thing. you know, reading this, it feels like a thing. bailiffs tend to be bouncers have got a promotion essentially, they're not being fired from through too dangerous to chucked out drunk men from nightclubs ogling women so they can now furniture from single mothers on on a council estate but it's it is for me it's really difficult . this is it's really difficult. this is going to happen more and more with this this story comes i mean , in the daily telegraph. so mean, in the daily telegraph. so hoping this up slightly. but this is this is coming on the eve of this type of thing happening more and more so i think it's probably a good idea that we're starting to look at safeguarding some people. i mean , these things. i don't , you see these things. i don't know you have done on tick or know if you have done on tick or youtube or instagram, often there's going into there's bailiffs going into homes the protection this is homes and the protection this is often the person trying to defend and you can see defend the home. and you can see why . there's of vulnerable

why. there's a lot of vulnerable people there, there? people out there, isn't there? and may or a lot of people and they may or a lot of people who pretend to be vulnerable when somebody their money when somebody wants their money back. there is back. well, exactly so there is and there is a and a young and there is a young and a young to leo but because this to this. leo but because this could, this could crack down on bailiffs and extra restrictions for could limit people's for them could limit people's access to because let's access to credit. because let's not this is. an not forget, this is. an agreement, agreement agreement, a free agreement between two willing people . so between two willing people. so the government's getting involved and saying, oh, no, we need to we need to mess this around. and, know, around. and, you know, obviously, are obviously, some people are vulnerable. they don't understand and understand interest rates and stuff those people stuff like that. those people mortgages. but you know, for some people, they need borrow this money. they understand why , understand what paying , understand what they're paying back stop them back and this will stop them borrowing that money that they need enough. but need if it's clear enough. but the is a lot of this is the trouble is a lot of this is private companies stuff. so the bailiffs are often working with private actually, private companies. actually, the legitimate ones which we all see, the people who do see, we hear the people who do the for dropping the finding for dropping cigarettes clamping so cigarettes, the car clamping so on. i mean, there's a lot of those videos on on twitter where someone saying telling people their actually , you can their rights actually, you can walk into a public building.

they i don't know they can't follow. i don't know what's not. what's what's true, what's not. but us don't really know but most of us don't really know our rights. there is the threshold of a charge. yeah it is. but also also we got a lot of people are going to take up that job because bullies right they enjoy and i do think they they enjoy and i do think i do for that job attract a lot of these people who take on that job they get to be job that they didn't get to be monitored school or been monitored in school or been playing their mind ever since playing on their mind ever since . but this is where they start over slightly sorry. they over slightly sorry. so they carry the bit because it's the bailiffs wearing the cameras. yeah. i was to say yeah. yeah. i was going to say should be wearing should all be wearing the cameras. that's common. cameras. well that's common. there'll cameras at there'll be floating cameras at some everywhere in some point soon. everywhere in around you, in your homes and also your if there were also in your bed. if there were in the cameras, do they do anything? they can just lose the accidental press the wrong button guardian accidental press the wrong buttoiand guardian accidental press the wrong buttoiand that rdian accidental press the wrong buttoiand that stressed next. and it seems that stressed workers performing is workers aren't performing is this amazing, your sideline as a gigolo this is a survey which we always trust so only stress over cost of living crisis harming performance. the survey finds real surprise that it turns out

the of living and not having enough money is causing distress in people who to thought oh who would i think i think would have been terrible if it turned out to be the other way around if it turned out the people who can't afford to live were more excited about if that was about life. if that was distressing and that would really bosses massive , really give bosses a massive, wouldn't it? i i mean, this all does go back to this endless doom reporting that we're all addicted to. we all see . it's addicted to. we all see. it's a self—fulfilling prophecy , isn't self—fulfilling prophecy, isn't it? i mean, we only have to look at weather at the moment. so last week it was interesting. sorry fuel prices are going through the roof. everyone's got to 300 quid away a month to to pay 300 quid away a month to do x, y and z. and then all of a sudden the temperatures drop and panicking they've got panicking because they've got to tell and the tell the elderly and the vulnerable, need to put your vulnerable, you need to put your heating on, otherwise you're going in going to die now instead of in february. so i only rather die in february. yeah, exactly. see christmas out the way otherwise. totally and by the way, rack up those rack up the bills

those bills, rack up the bills if you're not going to go. yeah exactly. them. oh, exactly. take them. oh, i'm surprised to see is surprised to see this is affecting productivity negatively, because you think the the worry about the stress, the worry about being would make you want being poor would make you want to look to a victorian might think money. yeah i think there's a point where you just there's a point where you just the depression maybe stops and the depression maybe stops and the of this society is the citizens of this society is helping two people minute it helping two people a minute it doesn't say . how i lost my 30 doesn't say. how i lost my 30 seconds you know but but you open your office more than the minute. i mean, that might because we don't know where that's all their offices around the country that's just them bragging meeting their targets but it's just an opportunity to brag. anyway that brings us the halfway point. we are from here a discipline to silliness like it hasn't been already with trends . princess is generation trends. princess is generation z workers and why this immigrant to new zealand won't be going over on a dinghy. see, to and minutes .

welcome back to headline news mondays daily mail first being caught out laying a job interview is pretty embarrassing . this policewoman in vented a story about helping a trans colleague who didn't exist and it never happened. kerry this is great. i love this story is a police woman who is guilty of gross misconduct for making up a story about transphobia i'm going to read this sort of as srivastava was hoping to be promoted into the serious organised crime unit. so that's what 27 what the interview was for 27 years unblemished service years of unblemished service when she's all staring interview in view, how you considered how are you considering your values and needs? we're making a decision that affects group of decision that affects a group of people other words how have people in other words how have you showed initiative? she then makes story. she panicked makes up the story. she panicked and claimed that she'd and she claimed that she'd challenged a colleague, a colleague made a colleague who had made a transphobic and got him transphobic remark and got him to words, to apologise. so in other words, she initiative in the

she showed initiative in the interview . she showed the interview. she showed the initiative they were looking for . and then like it. it's . and then i like it. it's exposed because of all things a detective inspector turns up a workplace asking meet workplace asking to meet the people involved , and she tries people involved, and she tries to out of it, ends up to get out of it, ends up admitting, i embellish the tale of and this kind of comes around to eventually having to say that now she made the whole thing up, but no one actually got her here. yeah, she made up a lie. well, there were no real people that that was the problem, so nobody got hurt. she made up the fact based on, isn't this a problem? they ask these, though. she's a kind of police partner you want if you kill someone on the like quick, make the job you like quick, make something was like, something up. and she was like, i'm business. the i'm at this business. the problem interviews is, problem with job interviews is, especially the public, they especially in the public, they ask you to go late. you've especially in the public, they ask to u to go late. you've especially in the public, they ask to justify. late. you've especially in the public, they ask to justify. you late. you've especially in the public, they ask to justify. you know, 'ou've got to justify. you know, they've manager, you they've got the manager, you against different against all these different attributes. so this question how you the range of values you consider the range of values and make a decision and needs would make a decision that group they that face a group of people they want. want an example want. they want an example of you racism you stopping racism or transphobia. but perhaps where she works, there any

she works, there wasn't any racism transphobia. racism or transphobia. perhaps the racism and the supply of racism and transphobia isn't keeping up with demands for job told with the demands for job told them what they wanted to hear . them what they wanted to hear. she they wanted to she knew what they wanted to heat she knew what they wanted to hear. wondering they hear. i'm wondering why they went checked. it sounds to went and checked. it sounds to like it wasn't. they were checking they were checking on a story. they were hoping some juicy, salacious hoping was some juicy, salacious , going on. , anti—trans business going on. a station . they went to a previous station. they went to checkit a previous station. they went to check it out. i'm kind of upset find that wasn't good sorry this is such a high commodity victimhood now this is what made me laugh about this. i just got caught up in the moment. how many times get caught in the many times get caught up in the moment? have you made moment? gary, have you made up a story about a trans person? i do it all time. you know, just about any interview. you know, the thrill of the interview, think, oh, no , these people want think, oh, no, these people want to know . i'm think, oh, no, these people want to know. i'm just not think, oh, no, these people want to know . i'm just not the worst to know. i'm just not the worst thing about it. i'm no, i'm not hard . there's no real people hard. there's no real people involved. do you feel sorry for that? we're actually mentioning it here. it's this big a story. it shouldn't. and really it shouldn't. and i'm really i know the mail are know what the mail are highlighting here, but highlighting here, but highlighting culture highlighting this culture now live in well, highlighting it's

a sunday and there's not much need this guy . a sunday and there's not much need this guy. this need to occupy this guy. this woman told a lie about how the job interviews now you've got to show how you tackled some sort of systemic and if you can't find any oppression you're you're in trouble because you're not to get a good score not going to get a good score against question. so, yeah, against that question. so, yeah, i what's i feel sympathy. well, what's wrong not real wrong with helping? not real people well. it's not people as well. yeah, it's not at for an awful lot. this is how it help imaginary pr imagining imaginary people of as well imaginary people of race as well anyway. moving on to the times engush anyway. moving on to the times english football fans be english football fans might be despondent, seems like at despondent, but it seems like at least not coming home least they're not coming home from qatar handed. i from qatar empty handed. paul i was up . so is this the crown was up. so is this the crown princess? sorry. amos australia leaks documents show that the member of a member of the emirate's ruling al sani family told home office, that growing up in qatar has been the most difficult thing i've had to do. i can believe that because i never wanted to be put into this body. well, that bit i believe the next bit i struggle to

believe. okay gulf state claims it does tolerate discrimination against line as well. yes, i was thinking about that. so i mean, they can't but i can't believe that we would believe that that's a real job interview answer we get. exactly i mean, yeah, that's what wanted yeah, that's what i wanted to pull to other story pull back to the other story because asking you, have you ever difficult ever been in a difficult situation before she's the perfect story . i was trapped. perfect story. i was trapped. i was trapped in the other genders was trapped in the other gender's body growing up in a leading emirate's ruling family . so, you know, but go and check that out that would get a jump i'm sure it's i guess it's a bit like being a muggle and a wizard family. karen she did say that she she this so i remember simply because my outside never matched my inside which is a good thing you because if you're outside just say it your inside you know so blood and guts on the outside the human version the outside the human version the pompidou centre . absolutely the pompidou centre. absolutely yeah. that's no good for anyone is it. yeah. that's no good for anyone isit.look yeah. that's no good for anyone is it. look at us on that. i

think we've exhausted this story. i certainly don't want to follow up. monday's meal has an interesting story about the albanians who protested of being stereotyped as criminals. it turns out they were actually criminals . they were actually to criminals. they were actually to people smugglers that the 1500 strong protests where the albanian flag was draped over churchill statue and they've turned out to be people smugglers, which is lucky. we didn't know that, because when they put the flag over churchill, if we knew there were people we would people smugglers, we would have expected and expected them. take it off and find churchills now in find the churchills now in france. all they would france. so is all they would charge from this angle. i'd only invite the two of them being called the only brothers, which which really does sound like an old fashioned kind of act where one of them pretends to be a ventriloquist puppet and sits on the other boy's. but we it was useful for our community to show we what we are called. we are not what we are called. we criminals, are not we are not criminals, are not invaders, the criminal invaders, said the criminal invaders, said the criminal invaders . we will post things.

invaders. we will post things. we're going to see the people traffickers going on strike for more money and saying that their treatment good enough. treatment isn't good enough. i admire albanian so i mean admire the albanian so i mean that this is this this is typical of them, isn't it? the way they came out in central london a couple of weeks ago to protest, you to protest protest, told you to protest that weren't doing the that they they weren't doing the things they were doing things that they were doing dunng things that they were doing during protest. yeah, no, during the protest. yeah, no, i really didn't quite my in really didn't quite my role in these sort 0 f £100,000 calls so these sort of £100,000 calls so i don't know what they're doing but they're making a success of it. know, taking my job, it. so, you know, taking my job, managing to confuse the youths a little bit with the incredible mix i think we should be asking them how to make money. i love them how to make money. i love the fact that home office spokesman said, we value our albanian community. someone albanian community. like someone said say said to him. can you say something irrelevant, a meaningless sweep the meaningless police sweep the index. we have something prepared for all these occasions . of course, we'd like remind viewers that not all of the albanian people coming across in dinghies are people smugglers. some of them are dealers, and no love honest. i mean, a love

albanians, if they've got a regularjobs, albanians, if they've got a regular jobs, can contribute to the economy. and if we ever if we ever legalised prostitution and cocaine they would probably the brexit. so anyway to the to the brexit. so anyway to the to the mirror no paul in the news government seem to have taken an immigration policy from my own bumper sticker. no fact checks. exactly. you have pretty much written this policy. i'm sure, leo. woman denied new zealand residency for being too fat and told to leave the country. a 36 year old south african lady who once weighed 20 stone was horrified when officials told her she needed to lose almost five stone to be allowed to live in new zealand. wow. and it doesn't make sense because there's lots of space. new zealand. yeah, yeah. but there's also been earthquakes, right absorb the caused by fat you know caused by the new conspiracy . i think there was conspiracy. i think there was a the side of no i'm not i you know i don't want to get fascist on this one. but it does say

that she's raised eyebrows, which i don't know whether they were hers. and that's the only exercise she's getting. but these do a little bit more. the biggest story coming out of and i don't really get this i mean is surely having large people in your means , they spend your country means, they spend more than they should eat. well was. why would you was. yeah exactly why would you not the not want me you know the questions they ask when you come in. how much are you planning to eat in the you know, i mean, she was obviously around in a young family , she got two children family, she got two children then she went for permanent residency and they went, oh, right . not at 20 stone, 15 right. not at 20 stone, 15 stones. all right. right that before i never heard of a country, but is a lie. i've never heard of. i mean, it's a great idea, but i've never, never heard of it. but it seems it seems a bit like considering zealand is such a such a liberal role know welcoming to the everybody, i mean they can afford to, to be like because this is a lot longer to get there than is coming across the engush there than is coming across the english channel but but yeah the food and so walk and so liberal

and then to turn around and criticise someone for for the the well years the obesity. well i knew years ago was an inch as much like ago was an inch as much you like ago was an inch as much you like a there was a restaurant and there was a family sitting right by the buffet table that were they were huge families, huge . and did huge families, huge. and i did ask said surely ask the, the owner said surely that cost you lot of that must cost you a lot of money. and said they come money. and he said they come in regularly. right next regularly. i put them right next to buffet. they much food. to the buffet. they much food. it puts other people off. they want to spend. so what could happen the happen charging tickets to the door for me to watch the fat people eat and know being fascist. i think they should learn from the people. yeah most of they're spending of my friends, they're spending . yeah, it's not, not, i can't really told of the panel of really told most of the panel of fat there's no look fat i say yes there's no look they're not like to me as fat and all. yeah you only really need those sort of thing for a small plane or a fairground ride . so finishing with the meal generation z workers are demanding days off because the are ill and they want subsidy. next year you'll get as well. kerry yeah, we had the four day week thing that came up recently

which is being looked into, but this very much about gen this is now very much about gen z . the z is this is now very much about gen z. the z is in the middle of the word and you time off for word lazy and you time off for birthdays , workplaces and so on. birthdays, workplaces and so on. so just about anything cut to with the cat being away , we with the cat being away, we actually mean the sister who thinks she's a cat and i think what's happened is we got rid of we got it. we made it unsafe in the workplace for people to and each other and form relationships. and now they don't want to be there anymore . don't want to be there anymore. it was obviously going to be a consequence. i assume we're all gen x, aren't we? we're not millennials any idea of gen x. yeah. yeah. i'm jennings. what generational . i must be gen x 60 generational. i must be gen x 60 to 80. oh yeah. i'm x just about our nation, so i don't think we've done anything just to add a little bit stage to inspire z to want to work at all, to want to want to work at all, to want to spend more time at work. it's got some classic. mullins again of pimlico plumbers if you need

a quote about people skiving or anyone who isn't just geezer that he likes go to mullins so the saying you know it's i used to have staff telling me they weren't coming in because their cat was ill it's the woke he says it's ridiculous . it's says it's ridiculous. it's getting worse. scary really . and getting worse. scary really. and we all know what you think by the sound of it. so maybe all in with mullins yeah. i'm amazed that a plumber would do i that a plumber would do that. i can imagine somebody know maybe in in the planning of a in the in the planning of a local authority, you know, working something, working on policy or something, they're cat that they're going have a cat that sickly depressing just sickly and. it's depressing just to take a day off. as someone who only a few hours work a who only does a few hours work a week, 2020, even if week, i think by 2020, even if your backside and work yeah i mean that is the joy of being a comedian you don't turn a 12 hour shift unless you include the drive, the travel, the drive to the gig . you've got to drive to the gig. you've got to drive back from . newcastle the other back from. newcastle the other day, treacherous anyway a tiny break but in last section break now, but in last section we've got stupidest we've got the stupidest christmas present ticket charging family for christmas dinner and the stupidest harry

and meghan story. i'll see you in a couple of minutes.

welcome back to headliners on gb news. i'm still here with paul and kylie. two fantastic comedians and monday's meal and hancock wants to be the next louis through. paul yes , if not. louis through. paul yes, if not. michael portillo . matt hancock michael portillo. matt hancock plans documentary series on assisted dying and dyslexia year after he steps down as mp . now after he steps down as mp. now some would say that matt hancock has a lot of experience in assist in dying, but i do think i prefer the idea of michael portillo's railway journeys, if i'm honest. but yeah , he's i'm honest. but yeah, he's planning a series of serious documentaries. gary yeah , yeah. documentaries. gary yeah, yeah. it's interesting . he's listening it's interesting. he's listening to stories . i know he's

it's interesting. he's listening to stories. i know he's planning for his future. like good luck to you. let us know when you've done it. to you. let us know when you've doneit.so to you. let us know when you've done it. so this is he also broke the news in a social media on tik tok some breaking news, by the way, telling us your ambition. it ambition. i always find it funny, these wordings, if you tell me next year, you tell me how blessed we have a family dinner when you go. i'm seeing someone. everyone says that's breaking news . someone. everyone says that's breaking news. hi, someone. everyone says that's breaking news . hi, everyone. someone. everyone says that's breaking news. hi, everyone. i'm breaking news. hi, everyone. i'm breaking thinking of breaking news. i'm thinking of seeing someone i that's seeing someone. i guess that's really really much . it really not really much. it is called . and so, called exaggeration. and so, yeah, he's he's had a taste of getting away from politics and having some other options. now his plan is to do a series on assisted dying in this next yeah assisted dying in this next year. put together will be assisted diggy i'm i don't know what it is. i mean i did it anyway. i'm not overly familiar with mac so is he, is, is dyslexic someone is not well there was one lady there was one lady less so. but is he dyslexic? i'm not sure. no. so i'm not sure it came out clear in there. so we should know

abouti in there. so we should know about i in the jungle, maybe even that for the documentary. i think we know that maybe. and he's also dead and that's he's going to assist himself to die. but he can't fill the form. and he's also just as powerless. i've just been told by the producers he is proudly this good on him. yeah. oh that's good. it's good to be proud of that. he's proudly so many. he hopes he that his time in hopes he hopes that his time in the will raise awareness the jungle will raise awareness of so has got of dyslexia. so this has got a touch a sort smashing it touch of a sort of smashing it nicely. you feel everything now in his in his life is about what's his my time in the jungle. yeah they. oh i'm not sure to how cook this. well i've beenin sure to how cook this. well i've been in the jungle but he's doing like this. it's like he was darwin and he was away for four years. he was raised in a jungle . i do think four years. he was raised in a jungle. i do think he's four years. he was raised in a jungle . i do think he's got the jungle. i do think he's got the charisma and the love of the nafion charisma and the love of the nation to sort of carry on and make a success of this, as you know. portillo or some other. and i think if other people have come here, it is possible though, isn't it? it's not impossible. i there's a lot impossible. i know there's a lot to come through. the covid

inquiries are going to take place over the next couple of years. i think he's trying to cram it in before i have to. but you what happen ? you know what might happen? coq10 you know what might happen? coq10 kill you know what might happen? coq1o kill and then covid coq1o kill you and then covid did, guess so. he just stood did, i guess so. he just stood and watched. yes anyway, staying with the meal and it looks like harry and meghan have really dropped the family in this time. carrie, it's about they harry and meghan netflix don't co—venture which everyone except me is watching, putting royal family at risk from extremists . family at risk from extremists. the former met police commander which is quite interesting was got involved in this had the protection of the royal says meghan and harry's netflix series put royal family series has put the royal family at extremists . i don't at risk from extremists. i don't want extremists. we're talking about here. people who criticise the narrative the royal family the narrative is attached race to the is being attached to race to the extent it has to race , to extent that it has to race, to the extent that it has . you the extent that it has. you could have those at the extreme into the taking, the knee variety , having a go at members variety, having a go at members of the family, which is all because you think people who

enjoy taking the knee are also indicating there's only a tiny step why really isn't it? step for why it really isn't it? yeah, absolutely. reason yeah, absolutely. there's reason that meghan can that somebody can you meghan can ridicule she there's ridicule curtsy and she there's no way she'd ridicule taking the knee or using somebody pronouns or some other new ritual that we have to go through. now. i think it's a bit of an over the top fear. and in the age of social media where everyone's like, we just used all the famous people putting all lives out. now putting all their lives out. now and having opinions on and everyone having opinions on everything. felt sorry everything. i kind of felt sorry for harry years ago when he was growing up because he wrote that book spare and it must be awful growing a brother who growing up with a brother who you is in shock that he's you know is in shock that he's going to be king, right? yeah. so. through his so. so all through his childhood, you like, you childhood, you have like, you know, clean your room and know, harry, clean your room and do your life, do something with your life, like brother going like your brother who's going to be right. that's a be okay, right. and that's a horrible thing compete. yes. horrible thing to compete. yes. but another is i but another another thing is i mean, there's there's mean, paul, there's a there's a risk. the could be factions are there because this has become such a divisive and tribal issue . i mainly because , you . i mean, mainly because, you know, this race issue has been inflamed by grifters such as

meghan herself , dr. shola mos meghan herself, dr. shola mos shug bhumi movie, people like that, who really, you know, fomenting this idea that britain's this intolerant, horrible country where, you know, really is not is not we've all we've always sort of go on to a large extent go. and there is obviously some racism. but you know what? if the worst racism you can find is somebody dressed like dressed like a something fancy dress from africa being asked where they're from , you know, those that from, you know, those that really show is a sign of progress. but if the if, you know, some extremists who are motivated by racial issues target and target , prince or target and target, prince or king, is it prince prince william and a ploy to get harry to be the next king? yeah, i don't know if there's a succession now going to be that way, but anyway, i mean, there is nothing within those. i mean, that was just full of life and trivia. i'll save you, save you 3 hours. i'll watch the i watched it and the first. thank you for doing that for us. this

is the first two episodes about how they match. and you know how much love each great much they love each other. great stuff into that. yeah stuff if you're into that. yeah and bit about how and then it was a bit about how essentially the british media are and and we've been are racist and b and we've been made by brexit . i was made racist by brexit. i was trying to figure out what i would try quite what they were trying to say, but there isn't anything that's going to trigger extremism if if watch extremism if you if you watch this and you're triggered to commit some form of extremism , commit some form of extremism, you were already there anyway. there's nothing in here. i mean, it wouldn't happen . no, that was it wouldn't happen. no, that was nice. the thing with extremist, they're logical. they're not that logical. someone to triggers them and then all of a sudden they're blowing concert or blowing up a pop concert or whatever. exactly. and whatever. yeah, exactly. and i don't know, there's the next maths and trivia. i've said it again twice now on telly. that's what is all about. it there what this is all about. it there is this is, this is is that, this is, this is a nothing burger. yeah. anyway sticking with the royal siblings, story the star siblings, this story in the star shows the royal family weaponizing christmas presents. paul oh yes. archie and lilibet will receive royal gifts . royal will receive royal gifts. royal christmas gifts. but harry and

meghan, one would assure them, well , i meghan, one would assure them, well, i mean, by the way, this is basically one auntie and uncle giving their niece and nephew christmas gifts. but not the parents. now, this happens in every family across the country. not every family . i country. not every family. i mean, it does happen in us. you know, it doesn't it saves money, doesn't it? yeah. the christmas is for the children. give the children gifts. and by the way, the children in the role of money. yeah well, that's a very good point . it'd be funny if good point. it'd be funny if they came and said they're they came out and said they're having living crisis having a cost of living crisis as well, as well as well as an existential one of money heating that palace. would i'd that palace. they would be, i'd imagine. it's not going imagine. but it's not going to be issue them. but this is be an issue to them. but this is a of that's going on a sort of thing that's going on all the time. i'm glad they are giving gifts, but it doesn't. it does. they do at the end does. they do need, at the end of day , this is two of the day, this is two brothers. they are. brothers. i'm glad they are. i hope sort it out. yeah hope they sort it out. yeah yeah.i hope they sort it out. yeah yeah. i mean, should be yeah. i mean, they should be presented to archie lily, bertie isn't the name of the people in gulliver's travels. thank you. very similar wasting to name a

child of the. now, this isn't even a story, is it? it's none of our business. i feel this is none of our business. it' s £100 none of our business. it's £100 million spent on this netflix documentary. yes, sir. but the family , of course, it matters. family, of course, it matters. number of families all over. so some families i would just going to give presence to the kids this year. we're not giving presents to all the adults because it's a bit silly. yeah, yeah. because adults have got money what they money and they buy what they want. yeah, i think the want. but yeah, i think the royal family are important. it's like emmerdale like nobody watches emmerdale farm we watch the farm anymore, but we watch the royal mondays royal family and we mondays express is this express now. and carrie, is this a scrooge or just a christmas scrooge or just someone the of someone sharing the cost of living crisis at christmas? this is of those. how is is another one of those. how is this a story? i'm astounded when sisters this is a sisters is so. this is such a sudden day to day. this is something this is so this most sunday, the most sundays. mum astounded when astounded a astounded when sister charge astounded a astounded when sister says she would charg astounded a astounded when sister says shilunchd charg astounded a astounded when sister says shilunch. andirg astounded a astounded when sister says shilunch. and what for christmas lunch. and what this wild. this is, it's gone wild. apparently on mumsnet with people like oh oh we must all have an opinion about someone charging

have an opinion about someone chargin g £20 for their own charging £20 for their own family. you know, the thing is, none of our business that you can do even . i don't know, can do even. i don't know, should you charge can do even. i don't know, should you charg e £20 for should you charge £20 for a family to come round for christmas lunch? christmas dinner is broke? they dinner? is she broke? they broke. how big is the family ? do broke. how big is the family? do they take turns hosting issue of veganis they take turns hosting issue of vegan is the two of you in gold . what is my mom she tells carrie i'm demanding the because now it's happened to me this is what the problem is with these kind of stories you solve like who cares if someone else is fine? we can do whatever they like and everything is like, wonder what's going on in my family, whether we should all be charging 20 bound. but thought charging 20 bound. but i thought it's ten people it's turkey. there's ten people coming so that would be coming to me. so that would be 200 lunch show, 200 quid, a 11 lunch show, family do what you like you so everyone's to come round everyone's going to come round wearing wellies. you wearing purple wellies. you look you make news we you shouldn't make the news we all family have decided all a family have decided everyone's to purple everyone's got to wear purple wellies, come. wellies, 20 quid not to come. that be much idea that would be a much better idea . i'll give everyone 20 quid and fairness. i know i'm scottish,

but my mother made us go and get all the stuff for christmas. there you know we paid for the train tickets. i'm no better. we paid for the train tickets for the details match. yeah, yeah, yeah. the details match. yeah, yeah, yeah . because you know. well you yeah. because you know. well you just go and buy stuff. she brought you it's expensive , brought you up. it's expensive, though. christmas as though. christmas dinner, as expected. almost losing it. expected. it's almost losing it. and want it to go well. but and they want it to go well. but you would be you should say, would you be okay to chip in? okay with everyone to chip in? yes wouldn't it? problem , yes wouldn't it? the problem, the mistake she made was putting it mumsnet. and love it on mumsnet. and i love mumsnet, by way, by the mumsnet, by the way, by the way, but is where women too much but that is where women too much just look straight , not have . just look straight, not have. you can say these are dangerous people. he's a comedian. a comedian does have shares in mumsnet . paul tomkinson, does mumsnet. paul tomkinson, does he? yeah his wife was one of the one of the founders. but anyway, that's that's a totally different story anyway. that's all we have time for tonight, i'm afraid. i've been leo kearse and thank you so much to my brilliant panel that was supposed to sound so sarcastic. perhaps you've heard it really hard and paul cox last time was

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