an icy in after falling into an icy in solihull has died we understand meaning 40 children in total have lost their lives . that have lost their lives. that tragic accident, little boy, had beenin tragic accident, little boy, had been in a critical condition being rescued from the icy waters of babbs mill lake . west waters of babbs mill lake. west midlands police said they couldn't . the enormity of pain couldn't. the enormity of pain the families must be feeling. but further searches of the lake have now been called off . well, have now been called off. well, also in the news this evening, a prolific offender who murdered a graduate in east london , june, graduate in east london, june, has been sentenced to life prison and ordered to serve a minimum of 38 years behind bars . jordan mcsweeney, who'd only released from prison nine days before he killed zara aleena pleaded guilty to her murder. he refused, though, to leave his and attend court for sentencing , saying he didn't want to watch video evidence of his actions . video evidence of his actions. mr. mcsweeney was caught on cctv following other women before attacking the 35 year old as she

walked home from a night out in ilford after sentencing mussolini's aunt . the family mussolini's aunt. the family live with profound loss . sara live with profound loss. sara was the light through the birds song.the was the light through the birds song. the laughter our family. we live with a profound loss each day and each day we are destroyed a little more . when destroyed a little more. when search operation in the english channel has after a small boat capsized earlier today resulting in the deaths of at least four migrants. 43 others were rescued and gb news was told others may still be missing in the fallen in the waters , having fallen in the waters, having fallen overboard in. a joint statement tonight, the home office , tonight, the home office, france's interior ministry say they worked side by side in a coordinated response . around coordinated response. around half of rail lines were closed

today. half of rail lines were closed today . rmt members staged their today. rmt members staged their day of strikes across the country . thousands of workers at country. thousands of workers at network and 14 train companies walked out leaving some parts of the uk with train services at all as part of a long running dispute over, paid jobs and conditions and after the rmt rejected an of a 5% pay rise this year with another 4% next year football in qatar, france have won their match against morocco . theo hernandez. his morocco. theo hernandez. his volley gave france the lead after 5 minutes. mbappe second half shot deflected into the path of randall kellie maloney for a tap to book their place in the final, defending will take on argentina on sunday. you up to date on tv online dab plus radio with gb news. now it's time for headliners .

time for headliners. hello and welcome hedley avenue here and i'm going to be taking you through tomorrow's top stories with special guest dapper laughs, who lives life of fast cars, beautiful women, millions of fans and their headliners, regular nick, who doesn't .7 and regular nick, who doesn't.7 and let's take look at tomorrow's front pages . we start with the front pages. we start with the thursday's with damage of strikes will get as some cheery christmas news there. thursday's i news says please us the desperate plea from the sinking migrant boat. thursday's guardian is scathing condemns police for victim and rape cases . the financial times says fed's half point rate rise tone for slower squeeze eve of bogeyed was about three people in the country understand. what that means, the middle says we are with you. they're talking about

nurses there. if you are with nurses there. if you are with nurses might be ill at thursday's time says four dead after migrant dinghy sinks in channel that sad again thursday's sun says channel that sad again thursday's sun say s £5,000 thursday's sun says £5,000 ticket to death is not the canadian health care system it is that tragic sinking of the migrant dinghy in the channel. the star says tough luck, kid. your presence have been eaten by folks is a is for your front pages. folks is a is for your front pages . we with the times nick. pages. we with the times nick. yep times is going with four dead after migrant dinghy sinks in channel. of course this is a big story and it's a horrific story. the captain has already identified himself as, raymond, but he's kind of a hero. he and his crew pulled out 31 migrants from the freezing . and when we from the freezing. and when we say freezing their , estimating say freezing their, estimating it was minus four. say freezing their, estimating it was minus four . so you can it was minus four. so you can imagine he's called it like something out of a second world war movie. so it's pretty horrific. they save a lot of

horrific. but they save a lot of people. but it was but obviously we have four dead and we still have four dead and stammers pointed out that this is the criminal gangs is a reminder the criminal gangs running put the running those routes put the lives desperate risk lives of the desperate risk which true and which is obviously true and suella braverman is more on the fact that this is a sober, sobering reminder why we have sobering reminder of why we have end crossings. think end these crossings. and i think that's mean, it's this that's true. i mean, it's this is know, is really you know, we definitely blame gangs but definitely blame the gangs but we also should blame ourselves. i'm probably for not not so i'm probably for not for not so these sooner and these problems much sooner and offering firmer deterrence so people try in the first people wouldn't try in the first place. yeah going to place. yeah i'm going to a certain extent of blame guardian readers for saying well we've to, to let people come to, we've got to let people come across dinghies, we've to across dinghies, we've got to have these borders because have these open borders because without without that without that, without that deterrent know , deterrent, you know, discouraging people from crossing the channel, the risk in their lives to do and we see and if that fishing boat been there we could be looking of a worse tragedy because people live and in water that's live long and in water that's minus minus four degrees. live long and in water that's minus minus four degrees . yeah. minus minus four degrees. yeah. i'm glad you've managed to still blame the. but i take your point that going out on a really what

to say. i mean you know this is the first time i've been on tv in years, first thing i've in years, the first thing i've got to talk about is this tragic thing. it's horrible really to come talking about come on and start talking about this. the only this. but i think the only positive thing you can you can take for it how amazing. our take for it is how amazing. our lifeboat lifeboat guys are getting there getting it getting out there and getting it done. goes to show the done. it just goes to show the it's dangerous and it's and it needs to stop . how do you stop needs to stop. how do you stop it? needs to stop. how do you stop it.7 yeah. how do stop it to not i mean and having an opinion on it is a tough one is that. yeah there are no unsolved . yeah. i there are no unsolved. yeah. i mean saying that there's mean they're saying that there's going we, going to be thing where we, where designate these where we designate these countries countries that countries safe countries so that more less more people, you know, less people because saying people come over because saying that you're coming over from safe so you have no safe countries so you have no reason watch make reason to watch might make a difference. i don't know. but yeah, it's sense of it so yeah, no, it's my sense of it so far. well moving up , far. yeah. well moving up, moving on from that. let's look in no yep. so in the mirror. no don't. yep. so here we are. nurses put their lives at risk during covid. a disgrace that mps don't care. so this is about the nurses gone on strike. massive story .

strike. massive story. obviously, nurses are striking . obviously, nurses are striking. their colleagues cannot afford to get bus to work, feed their families or heat their homes. it's a disgrace that ministers care so little for , those who care so little for, those who care so little for, those who care so little for, those who care so much. the nurses stand on the picket lines tomorrow they will do so with a heavy heart but should get us into what i call night. yeah yeah. the i mean the hard thing with this is look if got if you've got go into hospital got something going on why these strikes are going on then obviously you're to be annoyed upset or it's going to be tragic or dead or dead. yes, i personally stand with the nurses. i think a lot of people think this is because the nurses want to you know , some people want to you know, some people think, you know, they need a little bit of extra they want some extra money they can get some extra money so they can get nice and that. nice things cars and all that. it's that it is i it's not that what it is i personally think is that there's so many of them leaving now that they want more money there so they want more money in there so they want more money in there so they get more nurses in they can get more nurses in there stretched. there because they're stretched. the actually the nurses that are actually working moment are working at the moment are

struggling the correct struggling to give the correct care people. how else care to the people. and how else can a pay without. i can can i get a pay without. i can yeah and i think there's a there's a lot of truth in that because i mean not much the striking but are underpaid striking but they are underpaid and why they've so and that's why they've got so many that unfilled many positions that are unfilled and you know, so and obviously with, you know, so many of thousands of many tens of thousands of unfilled nursing and care unfilled nursing and health care positions, means the ones are positions, it means the ones are there. not only are they underpaid, they're doing everybody else's jobs as well. and do you agree and nick, i mean, do you agree with thing that the with thing that says the striking because colleagues striking because the colleagues cannot to cannot afford to get bus to work, their families or work, feed their families or heat homes so know heat their homes so don't know they're that underpaid . well they're not that underpaid. well yeah for balance on yeah i suppose for balance on the show i'll have to take the anti nurse position which should go twitter but go down very well on twitter but you're health but you're you're like health but you're not to going into i'll not going to be going into i'll be for i do resent be fine for now i do resent slightly the mirror's of now the decent people of britain say to our are with as our nurses, we are with you as if as if you can't have another opinion. no, you're just evil. because i'm sure when comes to strikes, people do have different when comes different opinions when it comes to there many to nurses. there are many amazing nurses, but everyone's also bad also had horror stories, bad nurses. i know, think nurses. so i you know, i think it's bit far to say people and

it's a bit far to say people and they point out that they cared for know, we for us, you know, when we needed. they did. but it was also a few of them dancing also quite a few of them dancing didn't go down physically well. so i mean, i've managed to offer the i give the anti in the balance i give the anti in speech, but course speech, but of course i understand they're not getting paid think people paid enough. i think people have more the nurses more sympathy with the nurses and strikes i think and some of the strikes i think people patience is people i think patience is wearing little bit thin with wearing a little bit thin with mick the veil mick lynch under the veil strikes personally but the nurses people sympathy nurses people have more sympathy with. thought the with. well i thought the government them more money government just them more money than of fixes than and then that kind of fixes the doesn't it like yeah the problem doesn't it like yeah we've got to get that money from somewhere i mean somewhere orjust go to. i mean what could do is things what we could do is just things like the council, we could like the arts council, we could scrap things like, maybe, maybe limit the some limit some of the some of the overseas give overseas aid we give to countries that have got space programmes because they could, they their money they could take their own money from, program, from, their space program, and give to people who give it to give to people who need it. yeah. know. there's need it. yeah. you know. there's a places we could scrap a lot of places we could scrap all public sector equality diversity and do you always send not money also these obvious things should be thought it things it should be thought it should be done i'm not sure it's

enough i agree. i enough money i mean i agree. i mean when comes nurses, mean when comes to nurses, perhaps different. in perhaps it's different. but in general the problems is general one of the problems is the inflation spiral and the wage inflation spiral and the wage inflation spiral and the wage inflation spiral and the wage price sorry the wage price spiral sorry where just you pay people where you just you pay people more, places obviously more, you know, places obviously people that people on higher wages and that just a so vicious just creates a cycle so vicious cycle being such cycle with the nhs being such a huge proportion of economy huge proportion of the economy really does into the wage really does feed into the wage inflation you know inflation spiral more you know say know trains or say you know trains or something. anyway, what's what's on the front the telegraph? on the front of the telegraph? nick telegraph. i've got, i've got well got the nurses got this. well got the nurses thing course. but thing again of course. but then i've thing again of course. but then pve got thing again of course. but then i've got melting brings i've also got melting ice brings chinese closer, warns defence, which glacier at the top which is only glacier at the top and an iceberg and just flowing over an iceberg with a polar bear. it sounds a bit but this is admiral sir bit odd, but this is admiral sir tony radican and he's talking about beijing's growing forces. and his argument is that surely the future we'll have to consider the melting the ice caps, which will unleash a difficult competition for minerals resources , halve minerals and resources, halve the it takes for shipping the time it takes for shipping to asia europe. and to travel asia and europe. and surely china's military forces will to reach the will start to reach the atlantic. i mean, i'm a bit sceptical because i don't really believe about climate believe anything about climate i hear these don't mean

hear these days don't mean anything. such a anything. i'm to be such a climate don't climate denier. i don't know enough about science, but enough about the science, but i just tend to think there's a massive amount of climate. i think he's on more show for it when that, when he talks when he says that, when he talks about general of about the general threat of china them a tacit china is calling them a tacit supporter russia, although supporter of russia, although he says threat says that they're not a threat in same as russia or iran or in the same as russia or iran or nonh in the same as russia or iran or north korea, but probably a bigger threat in the long term. i say but and he's talking i would say but and he's talking about ways match china. about other ways we match china. he just 10,000 drones he said he's just 10,000 drones by and he also suggested by 2030 and he also suggested hypersonic is hypersonic missiles, which is a good china already good idea because. china already has there famously the has them. there was famously the arctic jim the arctic russia. yeah jim the article intelligence article when us intelligence have no idea how china did this and just that then and just like that but then we've hypersonic missiles so we've got hypersonic missiles so china's from days china's moved on from the days when it was just hacking into western military programs stealing the blueprints and then just creating their own as if they're running running off a line of knock reeboks. yeah we need to hack them now and find out what they're doing. yeah, i mean. yeah. i just one mean. yeah. i just think one last point this whole last point on this whole climate, you noticed in climate, have you noticed in summer it was like, oh, global

warming because it's 40 degrees worse we've got snow worse now we've got snow everywhere. no one's saying it's the they? so surely the ice age, are they? so surely right. that's just layman's right. that's just my layman's take i'm not an expert, take on this. i'm not an expert, though, a scientific though, claim to be a scientific things be cool. this is things would be cool. this is too late to be warming. that's my point but if you got more educated science, be honest than anything gone on with any of that. i'm going to be completely honest on climate change. all of these stuff. i don't know. are you change because you about climate change because you about climate change because you in essex is that you do you live in essex is that . i live in surrey. sorry you just assumed essex, which i think was like those massive solar stereotypes . solar stereotypes. micro—aggression climate change doesn't, it doesn't cross a lot. i've got more immediate worries that have gone in my life, like climate change is not something i'm personally concerned about. but again you see, are you a climate deniers ? is that what it climate deniers? is that what it laughs? the climate that i've got to be honest, i'm less worried. i mean, think the climate is changing. probably the better, to be honest. i mean, we're not a low lying

atoll. we're me, the americans. well, scotland is anyway. we can all live in scotland, so it's going to get it's going to get a bit nicer don't really bit nicer and. i don't really see the problem is, but the see what the problem is, but the thing me more than thing that worries me more than climate is the government giving the loads loads the government loads and loads of and control and of what new and control and raising and stuff. i don't raising taxes and stuff. i don't like that stuff. i think like any of that stuff. i think the government of the government is more of a threat to my children's future than we're to get than climate. we're going to get some for disinformation on this because lack of balance because absolute lack of balance on climate all like it's on the climate all like it's nonsense what nonsense basically that's what most the most people finally for the section we've got the daily star dying not afraid to cover the tough stuff. well, here go. tough stuff. well, here we go. now, something that now, this is something that i ready to get involved with. this is a little bit more, more straight, tough luck. your straight, tough luck. kids, your presence by presence of being eaten by foxes. love this. this real foxes. i love this. this is real news. the daily star. so claim that and have been that foxes and rats have been chewing through the packages in that mean the presents that they mean the presents which have been left piled up and exposed due to the grim winter with one fox pictured on the site claim the foxes and rats have been chewing through the packages. foxes and have

been gnawing mountains. christmas presents outside royal mail depots as staff go strike so the staff are going on strike. they're leaving kids presents for foxes to eat. i mean climate change now foxes item yeah and this is why this is why i would never post somebody something that a fox could eat. yeah. let's just say you add them sausages. yeah. you get them for christmas. i mean get them for christmas. i mean get my links africa to so go watch a fox trainee canister goes off its mouth but i mean what's this? is this just like a proper dig at trying to have a go at the posties going on strike. i mean, i don't know. is that real news? i mean, so how would you feel about the post where you support the? what proportion? they they've where you support the? what pr0|to tion? they they've where you support the? what pr0|to use? they they've where you support the? what pr0|to use the they they've where you support the? what pr0|to use the cloak they they've where you support the? what pr0|to use the cloak offy they've where you support the? what pr0|to use the cloak off by1ey've where you support the? what pr0|to use the cloak off by backz got to use the cloak off by back to work now. i'm joking. no other. no, not. if if, if other. no, i'm not. if if, if you pay. he's not going up with inflation and your boss is the government what i mean. government you know what i mean. if if you know normally if you go your work and you a pay go your work and you want a pay

rise, speak your and rise, you speak to your boss and you say, want more money. if you say, i want more money. if not, leaving. have your not, i'm leaving. yeah have your postman. just open a few postman. you just open a few birthday go. birthday cards. there you go. there's there's going to there's yeah. there's going to be on top that be the postman on top of that policy in the christmas question. then i'll be opening the have been. isn't the foxes have been. yeah. isn't it a kind of metaphor it it's just a kind of metaphor for these know for britain these days you know it used be shiny and new. it used to be shiny and new. it's just decaying and eaten by rats, foxes. nothing works in this we've this this country. we've got this grim i the winter of grim winter. i was the winter of disconnect. now just disconnect. and now it's just gonna presents eaten gonna be piles of presents eaten by get any worse it'll be by it get any worse it'll be right for the foxes yeah having a christmas a good good a good christmas a good good health a positive. so health is often a positive. so there they're living this regime anyway that's it for part one after the we've got some after the break we've got some questionable bbc questionable charities, bbc views and some troubling hong kong. phooey see you a couple kong. phooey see you in a couple of minutes .

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with leo kearse donal o'reilly a.k.a dapper laughs nick dixon a.k.a dapper laughs nick dixon a.k.a laughs. lady, we last get into it before i can even say that this is the daily charity boss and qc hit the headlines after a buckingham palace aide asked where are you really from? turns out they should have been asking where are your charities is really from and we the funds really going net absolutely yeah so yeah they've got my charity of buckingham palace race could now face probe into its finances . so we all remember the story ngozi fulani very offended about being where from. she's being asked where from. she's got an 83 year old woman sacked people this people didn't really like this so it an interest in it and people have now been looking into and greater london into it and the greater london authority has ordered its accounts to be re—examined. say it's space which it's meaning sister space which is charity and there was is her charity and there was a 200 tweet thread about it, which is good, but it's 200 tweets when there's that much on it you want to already and want to worry already and explicitly mentioned grants explicitly mentioned two grants so h £12,000, which

so one is worth £12,000, which got to run a poll and as are pointing out, this is a ten minute job. i say a ten second job. you just tweet yes or no? i mean, they go t £12,000 of mean, they got £12,000 of funding to run a poll. yeah, this was a jla grant in 2019 12. this was a jla grant in 201912. grants on a poll and. yeah, exactly this is the new blm, as you can tell by aghast expression, this is the new scam. this is like it reminds of being a bit of a scam when they took off potentially that was being sent in by yeah yeah. for allegedly i'm not in spain so i know we can openly say they know a about this company we a bit about this company we don't allegedly don't know this is allegedly this satirical we don't know this is satirical we don't know for exactly. we for yet. right exactly. but we will know for sure pretty soon. right a second, grant, just sticking the worth sticking to the facts worth 40,000 to the charity 40,000 was made to the charity in using registration in 20 using its registration number, allegedly number, but was allegedly labelled an labelled as being given to an under different name royal under a different name royal dog.so under a different name royal dog. so now it's royal duck up because she's you know, they also, by way , registered also, by the way, registered a total income of 363,000 versus just more than 50,000 in 2019. so people saying, where's all

this extra money? so there are questions raised. now, of course, you can say the public have become vindictive against it, it doesn't necessarily it, but it doesn't necessarily mean true either. it mean this isn't true either. it just people have just means that people have become motivated to take it down and is a bit of karma all and it is a bit of karma all want say, you know, if she want to say, you know, if she goes prison, one asks her goes to prison, one asks her where that's for where she's from. that's key for us yeah i mean, do you us to keep. yeah i mean, do you do you think this is people are vindictively going after her as well? what when you pick well? this is what when you pick a fight royals, not a fight with the royals, not make fans come out. yeah make their fans come out. yeah the worsley wanted diana down you mean well i wasn't you know i mean well i wasn't going didn't think we going to i didn't think we could, i thought that could, but i thought that we can't but love what made me can't help but love what made me laugh the most about this is that this this charity they when they were asked for their finances put their finances in 70 days light. right yeah. 70 days like now, you know it's bad when . it takes you 70 days to do when. it takes you 70 days to do your photo shopping on your documents but the that they're finance it took them so long get that their finances in that a finance finance officer went into retirement . well that's

into retirement. well that's true that's not easy yeah and it's okay but listen if you're going to kick off the rules make sure you ain't nicking money at your own charity and they reckon that they're saving all that money she's there. money that she's got in there. she's saving to buy a house she's saving up to buy a house for four to charity. so but the charity, seems to be the charity, she seems to be the only permanent employee of the charity. is it just her, charity. so is it just for her, like black lives matter that america, bought america, when they bought all those but donations those luxury but the donations that were supposed to help impoverished black children oh yeah. i'm just i'm because i'm not sure where you are legally allowed to say i don't know about if there's mansions involved but yeah it does sound interesting she's buying interesting that she's buying the behind the house for the charity behind the house for the charity behind the house for the charity behind the house for the charity because obviously they victims of they want to house victims of violence like i'm sure violence and stuff like i'm sure it's legit. well it's all totally legit. well well i don't know but they're looking into it and they and it's if you put in your finances in that light there might be something up with them. yeah they really do love it with a tax return anyway. on to the independent claims from independent next and claims from meghan that the palace

meghan and harry that the palace deliberately undermined them done. so palace briefed done. yeah. so palace briefed negative stories about harry and meghan to help of a royals the royal household been accused of deliberately planting stories about the duke and duchess of sussex to deflect from less favourable coverage of other royals as part a war against meghan . their latest trailer, meghan. their latest trailer, the sussex controversial netflix documentary the lawyer lawyer jenny afia, alleges that she's seen evidence of that. the palace had against the couple. so basically the palace are putting together a stories to deflect off royals about. meghan. yeah, right and i just think , you know, if they're think, you know, if they're using meghan as a scapegoat now, is there not there's better scapegoats in that. it's just scapegoats. i mean, we all have that dodgy uncle then guys. all right, that dodgy dan so if they were going to use case like i ain't saying this and if you could if they were going to someone to deflect stories on andrew my he's going that do you

think those who they were trying to deflect away from them it might nothing at i don't might nothing at all. i don't know of like he's he's gone know kind of like he's he's gone he's a goner knows. yeah he's you , wouldn't to you know, you wouldn't want to follow under the bus want follow him under the bus want to in with to be honest in with it. now to be honest with but that's what with y'all. but that's what that's what i thought. that's what i get why you make what i don't get why you make someone else use but you someone else to use but you know, everyone's bored know, i think everyone's bored and why i've been and they why but i, i've been watching you would. you watching it. you would. you would. do you think. would. what do you think. because i watched of them because i watched one of them and thought it dead and i thought it was dead borders that the is borders and i think that the is like i think harry's that like i think harry's in that situation he's being into situation where he's being into doing a documentary signing a contract taking and contract taking the money and he's god oh no. oh he's in that god oh no. oh that's what happens when . yeah, that's what happens when. yeah, you , you get a good looking like you, you get a good looking like that and she's you know she's just she's picking clothes you tell me you're allowed to hang around with . yeah, yeah . which around with. yeah, yeah. which documentaries you can make . documentaries you can make. yeah. so it's a nightmare. it's yeah.the yeah. so it's a nightmare. it's yeah. the funny thing about this is they're using meghan

accusations as a scapegoat to deflect from other stories about other royals and that is the first act of service meghan's done for this country is really it's something useful she's actually done for the royal family and so i sort of appreciate it but. i mean, the whole is nonsense. the whole thing is a nonsense. the idea that oh, you know they they intrude lives. intrude into our private lives. so the only way we can deal with it netflix documentary it is a netflix documentary looking minutiae of our looking at the minutiae of our private i think everyone's sort of that like say i try of sick of that like say i try to watch watch one episode it to watch it watch one episode it is rubbish although young is rubbish and although young people by people are being fooled by because an article the because i read an article the other day that they've become harry have become harry and meghan have become just unpopular with just wildly unpopular with except generation just wildly unpopular with except sort generation just wildly unpopular with except sort of generation just wildly unpopular with except sort of abouteneration just wildly unpopular with except sort of about halftion just wildly unpopular with except sort of about half half who are sort of about half half young are it is they like young people are it is they like they about emotions they like whining about emotions stuff. they probably stuff. i think they probably identify with somebody who's whiny they whiny and completely. they complains oppressed whiny and completely. they complblowing oppressed whiny and completely. they complblowing their oppressed whiny and completely. they complblowing their nose jpressed whiny and completely. they complblowing their nose in'essed whiny and completely. they complblowing their nose in a.sed while blowing their nose in a hermes scarf. yeah, i listen. i was for all harry at the beginning because he was a ginger lad. nick too, but so awful to myself, he was representing legend. yeah, it was a bit of a legend and stuff. now i think, you know, he's

under the thumb. yeah. yeah. is with nick says the lawyer says i've evidence that there i've seen evidence that there was negative briefing from the palace against and meghan do you reckon it actually shows the in the documentary. good question. i only a trailer, i mean, this is only a trailer, isn't have been isn't it? the trailers have been kind explosive whereas the kind of explosive whereas the actual documentary has been, you know boring. i'd be know a bit boring. i'd be surprised they actually had surprised if they actually had that the documentary that evidence. the documentary i think with that. think that have led with that. they don't you think. they had it don't you think. yeah says here that yeah i look it says here that meghan said , she was fed to the meghan said, she was fed to the wolves and spoke about her security was being pulled pulled . can she say all of this stuff? can accusations without can she make accusations without having , like, proper evidence ? i having, like, proper evidence? i want to see it. i want to see if the evidence is there. i want to see it anyway . the daily mail see it anyway. the daily mail know wing know and another right wing conspiracy theory true, conspiracy theory comes true, this government this time about government control . twitter. nick yeah, control. twitter. nick yeah, this really so this is this this is really so this is this from jack who? twitter or co—founder and he said this is my fault alone and it's jack dorsey takes blame for not fending off government so obviously he's he's not in the

board of twitter any more so he put out this kind of piece it could have been called i am jack's profound regret fight club because he was highlighting all would have all the things he would have done with twitter, given how badly it's gone with these twitter it went twitter files, how badly it went when got rid trump on when they got rid of trump on some ridiculous you some ridiculous premise? you know, looking for know, they were looking for anything rid of him. we anything to get rid of him. we were this weird groupthink sort of company that never of the company that never revealed conversations. revealed the conversations. and so, the so, yeah, vision and also the influence , the orders that were influence, the orders that were taken government , from taken from the government, from the dnc, the democrat and the fbi . yeah. so, you know, so i'm fbi. yeah. so, you know, so i'm not sure the fbi one is confirmed, but but basically the democrat going down to newspaper stand kicking it over and say, no, you're going to you're going to sell this instead. and so jack is focussed on three things. he says we've got to be resilient to corporate and government yeah, good government control. yeah, good idea. only the original idea. and only the original authors should be to remove a tweet. he's saying you know, we should be able delete your should be able to delete your tweets and he said tweets for you and he said that's also important legally and he that motivation has

and he says that motivation has to implemented algorithmic to be implemented by algorithmic choice is you choice and. what he means is you should just fix should basically just fix the algorithm see algorithm how you want to see what you want. it shouldn't be centrally of group centrally done by some of group or person and he wants it or one person and he wants it kind of. talks about this kind of. he talks about this free and, open protocol for social media, which is which is what wants. he wants it to be what he wants. he wants it to be sort dissenter realised in sort of dissenter realised in future sort of future and the that he sort of points out that musk he points out that even musk he sort will will really sort of hints will will really get right because it will be get it right because it will be one person he wants it to be kind of like an like bitcoin kind of like an like bitcoin kind decentralised thing kind of decentralised thing and he an activist group he alluded to an activist group which knows man elliot which everyone knows man elliot management who bought its share 387 he said 387 million in 2020. and he said once they came in it became impossible for him because were activists were not on activists and they were not on board him. the one board with him. but the one thing really sort of thing that i really sort of thought ludicrous though was thought was ludicrous though was it said there was it was where he said there was no intent or hidden agendas. no ill intent or hidden agendas. he having seen it, he still thinks having seen it, i come on could say it i mean, come on you could say it wasn't hidden because they were all openly saying, let's get rid of was hidden the of it. it was hidden in the twitter office. yeah exactly. very around the very open about it around the watercooler. they weren't watercooler. but they weren't open about didn't they didn't

broadcast by open about didn't they didn't brotway,t by open about didn't they didn't brotway, we're by open about didn't they didn't brotway, we're colluding by open about didn't they didn't brotway, we're colluding with' the way, we're colluding with the way, we're colluding with the and we're the democrats and we're going to, know, the sort of to, you know, abuse the sort of these rules and safety to actually silence political messages. it was messages. yeah. so i said it was definitely intent. that's definitely ill intent. that's where but overall where i disagree. but overall know had some reasonable know he had some reasonable points. the question people points. but the question people is, you do at is, why didn't you do this at the time? well, i think the time? yeah well, i think that another one of them that this is another one of them ones conspiracy people ones where conspiracy people that conspiracy that believed in conspiracy theories they were theories and all that, they were saying back then, people were saying it back then, people were saying it back then, people were saying stuff like that. the silence certain political silence in, certain political party, some others win elections and showing and that added they're showing certain things only what i want to else has gone that's to see and else has gone that's conspiracy there's conspiracy theories. and there's proof that's exactly what proof that that's exactly what they and this is they were doing. and this is why think media so think social media is so dangerous . think social media is so dangerous. everyone's think social media is so dangerous . everyone's obviously dangerous. everyone's obviously all our opinions and what we think even to like what we think even down to like what we what think nurses and what we think the nurses and what we think the nurses and what about everything what we think about everything is be fed us and is going to be fed to us and influence us for the social media. so if there's people controlling that, it's dangerous. i don't that that dangerous. and i don't that that is to change. yeah. is ever going to change. yeah. yeah, the yeah, i definitely and the reason is advertising, reason happens is advertising, he before, we he says, as i've said before, we did right thing for the did the right thing for the pubuc did the right thing for the public company business at the

time thing the time but the wrong thing for the internet society because he internet and society because he didn't have courage didn't quite have the courage of musk has done is like musk what musk has done is like i'm to do this whatever i'm going to do this whatever you know what i mean? i'm going to lose advertising. but he was worried losing worried about losing advertisers. pressure advertisers. all the pressure from government from companies from government to he just basically to so on. and he just basically folded. has got folded. yeah, musk has got enormous cojones. speaking enormous cojones. and speaking enormous cojones. and speaking enormous to enormous companies to go to their now. if their independent now. and if king went hong kong and king kong went to hong kong and mocked singsong mocked their singsong bet z jinping rosie dong, what jinping and rosie dong, what would home and of would they send them home and of i do understand anything. i do not understand anything. you just a love this story i'll get the good ones this is a hong kong teen sentenced to three years in prison for mocking the chinese anthem. so a teenager from hong kong has been sentenced to three years in detention for mocking the national anthem and making fun of the chinese flag in videos , of the chinese flag in videos, local media reported that chin hu chun has been sentenced 29 offences posted on youtube over 28 months and he's been accused of criticising the chinese leader and he should count himself lucky that does not live

in england because he would have got more time for catcalling and wolf whistling and yeah, yeah. i mean, so tweeting a limerick this is meant to be a surprising story here because he's getting time for taking the mic out of, you know, the national anthem, when a moment can get when at a moment you can get arrested. i'm with the arrested. yes. i'm with the onune arrested. yes. i'm with the online through online bill coming through through parliament mean will be will have similar sentences possibly being awarded to the who offend people online or connections are seen sort of like start—up harm i mean this is this ties in with the last story about the government government control over the internet. see how it's done in china. see how it's done in china. we see how it's done in america and we're starting to see how it's done in uk. yeah, yeah.i see how it's done in uk. yeah, yeah. i mean, three years in detention for mocking the national suppose national anthem mean i suppose in get that for not in the west you get that for not mocking it. i mean, did you actually read out the lyrics because i promise it says the real lyrics stand up those real lyrics for stand up those who to slaves with our who refuse to be slaves with our flesh let's build flesh and blood. let's build a us great wall. he changed us great wall. but he changed them late i'll take you them too late i'll take you

around the world i ride on the and i'm really and my mum says i'm really a freak maybe a slight translation issue you in the sense of don't think start anything off it think you start anything off it just to raise like that just got to raise like that makes sense at if you're makes no sense at all if you're going mock if you're going to going to mock if you're going to mock live the national anthem, do properly, take do it properly, not take the mic. that's ridiculous. it should for being should be in prison for being that but yeah, i do see that dumb. but yeah, i do see all signs that. the of all signs of that. the sort of cracking know had these cracking we know we've had these anti—lockdown protests now. we've got this, i tell we've got this, but i can't tell if sort of losing if it's a china sort of losing their grip or the western media deciding to report it more if decided be bit more decided to be a bit more aggressive about china's i don't know yeah. i know which. yeah. yeah. well i mean china's had for four years now incredibly now they've had an incredibly well funded and resourced internet teams, internet censorship teams, actual operatives go each, actual human operatives go each, each, each member of staff will have like 32nd a 32nd signal of, of their equivalent twitter things, weibo or whatever and they go through it and they look for not just keywords, but also anything is codified right. so, you know, people will use anything a blank of paper and use different codes to signal

censorship, things they're not allowed to. see. and so, yes, i mean , it's interesting how it's mean, it's interesting how it's done, but is this also terrifying vision of where will be and probably three months, but i was just finished with part two. but fear not. part three is mere moments away where we'll have salty gary lineker troubles for trump and biden manages to remember something they allegedly see in a couple of minutes minutes.

welcome back to headliners we jump welcome back to headliners we jump back into it with the times and the fire brigade are putting out fires but mostly their h.r. out fires but mostly their hr. department than yep this is this is a bad one in a london fire bngade is a bad one in a london fire brigade putting special measures over racism sexism and bullying. one london firefighter had her helmet filled with urine and later diagnosed with ptsd an

independent review published last month found that the fire service had dangerous levels of prejudice against women and colleagues from minority backgrounds and were often targeted by racial abuse. the 88 page report detailed loads of really bad stuff, basically . really bad stuff, basically. look, there's no smoke without fire, no lumps , sorry you did fire, no lumps, sorry you did there. yeah, thanks . i mean, there. yeah, thanks. i mean, because when you hear a cases like this, i always my assumption is it's workplace banter. there's been some of this i mean like there is semen smeared on women's clothing . smeared on women's clothing. yeah. that's no i mean, if you if really get into it if you really have a look at this is actually discussed the stuff that was going on. yeah horrifying they call it and they've done an independent sort of look into it and the crown prosecutor yeah they found that it's and i think it is testosterone spare time there's quite a bit of spare time i think that's why fire is we need more fires is what you're seeing to keep them busy. i was able to

work for idle hands maybe he's putting words in my mouth. listen, if you're watching today, why not? why not leave a chip pen unattended? oh, my god . saw agree that when any . i saw it. agree that when any organisation like this, the especially the military, there's like gallows humour. and the question where is the line? and the is probably before the line is probably before having helmet filled urine, having your helmet filled urine, i would suggest it's probably line before the. so line somewhere before the. so yeah, it's quite a few men. that movie i remember when they bully that guy and he ends up or something and the guys , the guy, something and the guys, the guy, he says why you like them so much? and she's like, well, they stand on wall protectors and stand on wall and protectors and she's do you hate so she's like, why do you hate so much? they they much? like, because they they bully kind that bully people. it's kind of that it's bully people. it's kind of that ifs need bully people. it's kind of that it's need firefighters it's like we need firefighters obviously that crucial. but you know, a tough environment know, it's a tough environment like i think this like said and yeah i think this is has gone over line is this has gone over the line and.do is this has gone over the line and. do think the feeling and. do you think the feeling helmets urine and is the helmets with urine and is the line from the line no helmet urine anyway, we go to urine filling. anyway, we go to the and gary lineker has the mirror and gary lineker has taken a break from selling cnsps taken a break from selling crisps to fat kids a go crisps to fat kids to have a go at america . yeah, gary lineker

at america. yeah, gary lineker brands, extraordinarily brands, usa extraordinarily racist and comment on world cup 2026. oh so his point was like oh we've got all these problems in qatar there's homophobia, there's women's rights issues, but to america in four but we're off to america in four years time. so, you know, that's extraordinarily racist country. it's mad to he it's got mad thing to say. he said news agents said it on on the news agents podcast terribly named podcast that emily maitlis now does and she's to sort of say a real she's free to sort of say a real views now she's off the bbc and it's pretty awful but you know of course gary knows certain of course gary knows a certain amount as a black person amount about as a black person we acknowledge but we have to acknowledge that but i be honest america i mean let's be honest america ended slavery in 1865 it was a racially divided country but i think extraordinarily think to call an extraordinarily racist , any kind charge, any racist, any kind of charge, any of that's done into this of report that's done into this finds us near the finds uk and the us near the bottom of a racist country is not i mean is the bottom is a good place to be. yes in a good sense, yeah, exactly. and so it's just it's not as it's gary lineker doing virtue lineker doing his virtue signalling nonsense to draw equivalence between qatar and america this way is kind of america in this way is kind of absurd. and it's just gary lineker being. lineker, isn't

it? really. yeah. what do you make i just don't make this stuff? i just don't know footballers getting know why footballers are getting involved this involved in politics and this sort like i get paid sort stuff. it's like i get paid enough job. they've enough to do the job. they've got need to get got what they need to get involved in other like involved in other stuff. like i certainly really care for the opinions footballers on opinions of footballers on racism yeah, like that. racism yeah, stuff like that. like on with talking like just get on with talking about football i don't want to see politicians trying win a world either . not exactly. world cup either. not exactly. it makes perfect sense. they do worse than we did . yeah know but worse than we did. yeah know but i mean in in all seriousness like you know the our view of the world cup here in england, everything that went on was just ruined. i think by all the madness was gone on. you just want to sit and watch the football when i'm not there. with all of this needing. so leave gary anyway, next leave it out. gary anyway, next stop guardian it's all stop is the guardian. it's all going for trump then. going well for trump then. i don't know much about politics in america , but it says trump is in america, but it says trump is in america, but it says trump is in trouble , sighs an insider in trouble, sighs an insider after the seventies surges in the 2024 polls. in a poll regarding potential nominees for vice president in a 2024, the

florida governor, ron desantis led donald trump by a whopping 23 points. republican republican leaning voters delta significant blow by the former anyway . looks blow by the former anyway. looks like it could be beaten by the by the new the wonder kid and would you make of this. well let's listen to a twist based on this with roger stone. so the cool thing, twitter now is like the for news you got the best place for news you got people roger he who people like roger stone he who worked and he worked worked with nixon and he worked with trump and been off twitter for five years. now he's back. he's about it. so you he's talking about it. so you should twitter. listen, should go on twitter. listen, these elon comes these spaces elon musk comes on a brilliant talking a brilliant and was talking about with ron about the problem with ron desantis. was saying the is desantis. he was saying the is probably now the frontrunner but does the charisma to do does he have the charisma to do it? have easy to it? does have the easy to interview know he interview you know does he really scientist same really want scientist the same person? because person? yeah desantis because people at people haven't got trump's at this doesn't really this point. he doesn't really like doing photo ops. he doesn't like doing photo ops. he doesn't like meeting this like meeting the people. this was accusation. that's just was his accusation. that's just what but what roger stone saying. but the question desantis is he question with desantis is, is he maga or is he a neo con? and when he gets a chance, will he actually do any of things actually do any of the things that conservatives him

that the conservatives want him to establishment to only become establishment because trump, because if he acts like trump, the idea that selling point of him is that trump without him is that he's trump without trump's but the thing trump's defects. but the thing is media softer on him is in the media a softer on him but thing is once he starts but the thing is once he starts doing maga, the media will become as on. become just as hard come on. i mean, media have been what mean, the media have been what harsh on ron desantis and political establishment the democrats him for democrats were harsh on him for a liberal a very incredibly liberal lockdown compared new lockdown rules compared to new york california where everybody had to up florida were you had to mask up florida were you know they they didn't enforce yet but it's nothing like the scale attacks on trump i mean repeated impeachment russia hoax you know mar a lago wade oh yeah. but that's because ron desantis you desantis hasn't anything. you can well. can be impeached. very well. that's that's will that's the question that's will he will he continue to continue to try get impeached is that to try and get impeached is that what the question is, is what will the question is, is this the real deal? is he this on the real deal? is he really like hardcore maga of really like a hardcore maga of let's the republican let's fix the republican party or ultimately really or is he can ultimately really be hardcore hard core right be a hardcore hard core right wing guys, guys ? oh, let me just wing guys, guys? oh, let me just chip in there because all i want to knows how old is he? because he's younger than trump. he's

like what, 54 or something, i think was in his forties. is that the norm? oh, is he like police. he's getting i think because most of these guys pretty know that's not a pretty old. i know that's not a very. no, he's a lot very. no, no, he's he's a lot younger. the thing is the thing is people do agree with is they all people do agree with you. i'm just giving both sides. but like ken griffin, but people like ken griffin, who's this massive has who's this massive donor, he has switched and he's switched a desantis and he's been attacking trump. so, yeah, he's funding, got he's got the funding, he's got the so he is now the the polling. so he is now the front runner. you know, if front runner. so, you know, if you the census you can look you want the census you can look probably i think he's probably yeah yeah i think he's great moved to great anyway we moved to telegraph things telegraph now and biden things we believe he knows how we don't believe he knows how old he's great was sleepy old is and he's great was sleepy uncle joe seeing he said you don't think i know how bleeping old i a frustrated joe biden snaps over age questions and a friend who's known him for decades said that his clutch has supped decades said that his clutch has slipped a little . his clutch has slipped a little. his clutch has supped slipped a little. his clutch has slipped a little. his clutch has slipped a little, which is very moderate way of saying that he's got dementia. he can't really and his mind on and he's losing his mind on something. why is grip on something. why is his grip on sort his keeping his cool? sort of his keeping his cool? perhaps bit. perhaps because he is a bit. yeah. look biden has been awful

to all ages, but now obviously he's struggling anyone would. he's struggling as anyone would. 80 when they to be the most 80 when they have to be the most powerful the you know, he powerful man in the you know, he needs cards tell him needs cue cards to tell him where he famously said where to sit. he famously said to words in you to words made in america, you know, haters will say isn't two words and yeah he's he's in trouble i mean still have long trouble i mean still have a long ahead a as a policy ahead of him as a as a policy aide a lady in waiting a book. three years. it's got four years. the question joe years. i at it the question joe biden will he run again and he he's saying look i'm yeah i'm old i can still but people are saying he can't run but who's it going to be gavin pulled out kamala harris is awful. roger stone's was. michelle stone's pick was. michelle obama. thinks michelle obama obama. he thinks michelle obama will did, that will step up. if she did, that would she'd be strong would be she'd be a very strong candidate, right? yeah but do you american politics? you follow american politics? i think maybe i'm a little bit lost. oh, lord knows i wouldn't let me car. i run let him drive me car. i run country. absolutely country. that's absolutely mental thinking mental that he's even thinking about again he's about running again when he's off he's well if to change it from running hall. yeah my it's just yeah like look that's just insane. just yeah like look that's just insane . yeah. he's even insane. yeah. he's even president, in my opinion .

president, in my opinion. completely correct . next up in completely correct. next up in the times, what's significant about 1984, other than being the i bought this jacket done , i bought this jacket done, george orwell's 1984 is a russian bestseller in year of and in a year of new extremes for kremlin propaganda. the book , the classic novel of total realism . in 1994 was a realism. in 1994 was a bestseller. this year , russia. bestseller. this year, russia. so it's of ironic the 1984 is now the bestseller there it was the most popular fiction download on the website of the russian online bookseller literary and the second most popular in any category. the novel was banned the soviet union till 1988, which says a lot 1984 portrays a police state controlled by an all powerful leader the that is full crimes and this is the bit that liked about this the crime is it nicholas durgin but the kremlin has adopted a series of law

critics i've described that have been as orwellian. putin made an offence to promote fake news and called the war a special military . so yes of course when military. so yes of course when putin says we're banning fake news he means that he's going to ban anything that doesn't agree with his his vision, doesn't agree with the propaganda he pushes justice just as just as it means in the west or yes, you news. mean something that news. they mean something that doesn't agree with their position. absolutely. the position. absolutely. one of the funny examples they said of funny examples is they said of russia's ukraine, russia's actions in ukraine, in essence, anti is a heck of essence, anti which is a heck of a claim this is as funny bleakly funny another quite funny thing is that the novel was banned in the soviet union until 1988. so 84 was banned in 1984. but i think a of people would point out we're living in more like brave new know, brave new world. you know, huxley. huxley he said it huxley. huxley while he said it won't be achieved by force it will by people will be will be done by people will be too a certain level too we'll have a certain level of pleasure. so they'll be satiated they call satiated yeah, they won't call it revolting that sense. it revolting in that sense. i haven't read the book, haven't actually read the book, but watched demolition man

but i've watched demolition man andifs but i've watched demolition man and it's same. yeah and it's the same. yeah pictures, but as you said, like and it's the same. yeah picttwitterjt as you said, like and it's the same. yeah picttwitter file. you said, like and it's the same. yeah picttwitter file is)u said, like and it's the same. yeah picttwitter file is kindid, like and it's the same. yeah picttwitter file is kind of like and it's the same. yeah picttwitter file is kind of they the twitter file is kind of they show not much better. show that we're not much better. we cctv of as we have the highest cctv of as the highest cctv in the the second highest cctv in the world so it's like are we really that much better we're the dictionary of woman which is a very of banking facilities very sort of banking facilities to with the wrong to people with the wrong opinions yeah, i mean opinions. yeah, yeah. i mean it's all it's all happening here as should keep an as well and we should keep an eye anyway. a break now eye it anyway. a quick break now and we'll right back with women cocaine , kids books. sounds like cocaine, kids books. sounds like a for the upper a great weekend for the upper left of hours .

welcome back to the final section of headliners. our first story in this section is in the daily mail and it's about a book, are you a boy or are you a girl? nick, i understand you, found this a particularly challenging read. yeah, this is a stonewall . they've been a stonewall. they've been promoting this horrendous book .

promoting this horrendous book. it's savage and chief it's by sarah savage and chief executive of trans pride britain and fisher, who's also involved in some way and this is going to be to or given to children as young as three because they're saying follow the recommended guidelines. but the guidelines three plus. it's this kind three plus. so it's this kind incredibly disturbing stuff . incredibly disturbing stuff. it's about making young children as young as three that their gender which , of course, is this gender which, of course, is this is a book all like, oh, you could be this gender. you be that gender. it's not, you know, the yeah, yeah, we'll get a boy. but you could a girl. it's incredibly the kid's it's to be sick. i don't know words sick. i don't know which words are allowed to use the as are allowed to use the book as i won't use, but this was beginning i might to beginning with gee, i might to describe this. i mean, yeah it's they're that, oh, look, they're saying that, oh, look, you'll lots children you'll make lots of children feel comfortable. the feel more comfortable. but the accusation won't. so accusation course it won't. so james a guy, he's james says he's a good guy, he's co—founder thoughtful co—founder of thoughtful therapist, deeply therapist, said it's deeply concerning all these young concerning that all these young as happening suggested as two are happening suggested them they might be trapped in them they might be trapped in the body. and my friend the wrong body. and my friend toby chipped and said toby young has chipped and said the to

the any school that tells to read this could be in read this book could be in breach section the breach of section 406 of the edge education 1996 act, edge of the education 1996 act, which the promotion of which forbids the promotion of partisan political views. so toby's he always knows, the toby's, as he always knows, the actual act may even be actual act so it may even be legal . of course, is legal. of course, stonewall is standing by it saying it's absolutely right that children body and everyone has a body by law and everyone has a right to be themselves, which they already people have a they already do. people have a right themselves. right to be themselves. but i think there's difference think there's a difference between putting these between that and putting these ideas because ideas into into kids, because even guardian is there even the guardian is there running article saying, you know , many young people , why are so many young people transition and obviously transition? and obviously for some totally valid some people it's a totally valid thing help them live the thing that'll help them live the rest their happily and rest of their lives happily and harmonious . rest of their lives happily and harmonious. but for a lot of people they're being sort of railroaded into . the sun for a railroaded into. the sun for a clinic in scotland is giving is giving puberty blockers, children as young as nine and men like kids that age, then they don't what they're doing. and often structure of and quite often the structure of the is that they see oh the therapy is that they see oh you're therapy these nice friendly therapy that you've been coming to where you feel important and people listen to you, they're going to be taken

away if you don't go on away if you if you don't go on the puberty blockers if you don't with the don't continue with the transitioning know, don't continue with the triyou'reiing know, don't continue with the triyou're not know, don't continue with the triyou're not if know, don't continue with the triyou're not if you're know, don't continue with the triyou're not if you're not know, if you're not if you're not going to do was the point of you come to this therapy so the really almost there's really be almost there's a coercive element to this and i think we're seeing this in damage maimed and damage you know maimed and sterilised young sterilised children and young adults are now regretting it. and you see comments on their on detransition insights and comments on on reddit from people who transition saying, you know, when will my breasts grow back? and yeah, i don't have the heart to tell them. that's one way journey. my i just leave our kids just think, leave our kids alone, man just them alone, man just leave them alone. often discuss them alone. either often discuss them personally, myself, if want if you want to give kids this, give it to the parents to give the kids the option. get the parents the option. whether to the option. whether or not to tell i mean, i've two tell the kids. i mean, i've two young, young kids and i don't even i want for even know what i want for breakfast in the morning. i've got no what's gone on. if got no idea what's gone on. if you if you gave me that option back know what back then, i wouldn't know what to happens if they to say. what happens if they change mind later on? change their mind later on? i may just leave the kids alone.

yeah think, you yeah yeah. i mean, i think, you know, we had crazes when we were kids, you know, going round the maybe are younger me, maybe you are younger than me, but, mullets doubled, but, you know, mullets doubled, denim, things like but denim, things like that. but you can can't grow can grow a out. you can't grow a gender surgery reversal anyway . gender surgery reversal anyway. no. guardian, no. in thursday's guardian, please exactly what is a please tell exactly what is a woman . seems to be the question woman. seems to be the question nobody's asked. thank for nobody's asked. thank you for giving this is giving me this one. this is amazing. you gave me this one. this minefield, man. this is a minefield, man. dictionary.com announces word of the as woman of is banned. the year as woman of is banned. it's not going to be man. it is going to be it's to be going to be it's going to be woman. pool searches of woman. but the pool searches of the word increased by 4000% because no one knows what a woman is anymore. yeah simply what it is. people are literally like, what is a woman? so they're just googling it. the it's being, you know, the statements said all selection of women reflects how intersection of gender language dominates the current cultural conversation and shapes much of the work as i think we all think the dictionary is to need to change their definition of it because i've it and i still have no idea

what woman not. yeah well, dictionary.com have stuck with an adult perfectly good an adult person perfectly good definition. never, never, never. must ensure . yeah, nothing wrong must ensure. yeah, nothing wrong with that. was working for with that. that was working for years. course there's now years. but of course there's now dictionary other day dictionary because the other day the dictionary changed dictionary because the other day the definition dictionary changed dictionary because the other day the definition and tionary changed dictionary because the other day the definition and theyry changed dictionary because the other day the definition and they said anged dictionary because the other day the definition and they said itiged the definition and they said it was an adult who lives and identifies as female though they may been to have may have been said to have a different sex at birth. so that's not the that's clearly not the definition but is where it definition but this is where it gets disturbing . even our gets really disturbing. even our dictionaries going to dictionaries are going to lie to us in 1984 fashion. i mean, you can have two girls like a dark room like a red light. room with like a red light. someone with someone means someone with a real dictionary going to real dictionary who's going to give actual definition give you the actual definition you you're going have you know, you're going to have to dictionary from about to keep a dictionary from about 2012 your house just so you 2012 in your house just so you know actually things are because we us things we can't show us the things these guys they've got these guys look they've got it. they've with right they've stuck with the right definition. got definition. but when we got cambridge changing it cambridge dictionary changing it you going to you know we're not going to believe anymore. believe definitions anymore. yeah and it's so contrived this all me to read all complex it took me to read about times to understand about five times to understand what and we what they actually meant and we go express no and go to thursdays express no and haven't we gone back to the

munich other than the fact the first landing obviously first landing was obviously fake. you said fake. well, i'm glad you said that. glad you said that. so that. i'm glad you said that. so i didn't in so but yes, i didn't get in so but yes. yes, they've gone with nasa astronauts. key reasons why we haven't gone back to the moon. and from reason you and apart from the reason you listed, said the regolith listed, they said the regolith is all moon dust. is it for really this is a health and safety issue they say, yeah, moon dust because of course you walk signs of problems, but then they no, there's a lot of they say no, there's a lot of stuff dust fill out the stuff about dust to fill out the articles. you get to articles. then you get to the point it's actually and point it's actually politics and funding. haven't been. point it's actually politics and fun(|ng. haven't been. point it's actually politics and fund wish haven't been. point it's actually politics and fund wish everyoneven't been. point it's actually politics and fund wish everyone knew3een. point it's actually politics and fund wish everyone knew you. but i wish everyone knew you know this people had the to will it. we did it. we allegedly did it. we did it. we allegedly did it were in a war, you it when we were in a war, you know, cold trying to beat russia. it been the russia. but it hasn't been the political will do that's political will to do it. that's basically saying. basically what they're saying. but so it's but i hate space. so it's i don't know why they this to me but yeah we may try and go back some time the moon no some time when the moon no really not really i reckon the atmosphere be dead. yeah atmosphere would be dead. yeah i, right, right. i, right, right, right, right. next metro and. next up, we're in the metro and. a of mums who've taken a couple of mums who've taken getting slash to the next getting on the slash to the next level they're too level have they're going too down or are they just hoping for

a white? i love the guy with this story. oh mum i'm with this story. oh mum i'm cool with mum's cool. we've this story. oh mum i'm cool with mum's cool. we'v e £123,000 worth mum's cool. we've £123,000 worth of cocaine in an aldi bag while getting ready to go get lunch. and what to do much and what i'm going to do much eaten that one. i certainly eaten at that one. i certainly what i want to know mums the what i want to know as mums the iceland to iceland now. iceland mums go to iceland now. colombia. courtney 24 and colombia. right courtney 24 and ellie mortimer one. we're getting ready to go out for lunch when police raided the home and found on june 23 grams, work across . i don't know if you work across. i don't know if you know lot about cocaine that is know a lot about cocaine that is a of court case more than a lot of court case more than one sessions well my friend told but yeah listen she her friend morgan said that she only popped in to go to and then our friend said oh look just packing up all this cocaine, you couldn't help me a second, could and me for a second, could you? and she i'll copy, got the she was like, i'll copy, got the lunch. and she helped bag it up. so she didn't actually get done right. really right. she wasn't really involved. got bit involved. she just got bit community some community service. so some of her she yeah. but her fingers yeah she yeah. but yeah. there you go you never yeah. so there you go you never know you kids you know because you show kids you never know what your mum is up

to you got a surprise me he's like middle drug is so why like middle class drug is so why is i'm surprised it wasn't is but i'm surprised it wasn't a waitrose and i mean it was waitrose bag and i mean it was an don't think an aldi bag. don't think a middle class are going to have to open start like doing heroin. i just people with aldi i just think if people with aldi bags doing coke. bags are doing this much coke. so saying, yeah, we're so you are saying, yeah, we're going need a new luxury drug anyway, finally we're going to quickly times of quickly at thursday's times of the a the policeman hiding in a wardrobe. yeah, to wardrobe. nick yeah, no. to remaining closet. what's remaining in the closet. what's the thank you thank the here. thank you thank you very copper after very much. copper sacked after hiding raid hiding in wardrobe during raid instead wanted suspect instead arresting wanted suspect so officer of a greater manchester pc alain manchester police pc alain taylor. sacked the taylor. she was sacked from the bolton greater bolton division. greater manchester notice manchester police without notice after guilty after being found guilty of gross which gross misconduct, which was hiding wardrobe . when hiding in a wardrobe. when you thought couldn't thought the place couldn't be any of joke with their any more of a joke with their work. also, they're hiding in wardrobes i might do it wardrobes. i mean, i might do it anyway, i'm i'm a member anyway, but i'm i'm not a member of police force unit. of the police force unit. i mean, what doing when mean, what was she doing when she a laugh or when said she having a laugh or when said when she like i wrote so this is a she's like, ha. and a riot. she's like, ha. and jumped wardrobe. well, she's jumped the wardrobe. well, she's trying i think it's trying not to die. i think it's okay. i need to get boris. he

looks a riot he's i don't care. we'll get him out there again. he's to him arms he's tony. and to get him arms on right. but the cocaine. on the right. but the cocaine. right. all those right. okay. all those unfortunately time unfortunately all we have time for you to my guest done for thank you to my guest done dapper laughs and all the rest of it nick dixon follow him on twitter and substack and i'm twitter and on substack and i'm on and you can see me on youtube and you can see me live and leicester and stafford next week join us next next week anyway join us tomorrow will be a tomorrow will i will be a panellist and josh we will panellist and josh how we will be see you tomorrow 11 be hosting see you tomorrow 11 pm.

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