more industrial achievable. more industrial action is planned for tomorrow . action is planned for tomorrow. three women remain in a critical condition tonight after a suspected crush at a concert venue , south london. their age , venue, south london. their age, one, 23 and 33. videos a large crowd of people trying force their way into the brixton academy last night . academy last night. investigators say an officer been referred to the independent office for police conduct pushing a woman at the scene . pushing a woman at the scene. and one person has been arrested for an officer. the cause of the crush is still unclear . a man crush is still unclear. a man from leicestershire who murdered his partner . from leicestershire who murdered his partner. his parents home has sentenced to life in prison with a minimum term of 23 years. ross mccollam was dating his colleague newborough when he strangled and cut her throat last year . the court heard how last year. the court heard how he tried to cover up her death by hiding clothes in nearby bins

and leaving a voicemail on phone. her family described as the definition of a monster. i know how difficult it's been for my parents and sister to the court day listening to the web of lies done by someone megan not only knew whom she trusted, someone who clearly had no look forward to . we're the ones now forward to. we're the ones now serving the life sentence, no amount of time . prison can bring amount of time. prison can bring them back. we have to carry on with our lives as best as we can. but megan will never leave our thoughts thoughts. a man and a woman has arrested after two young children were found dead in east london. emergency services were called to cornwallis in duncan this afternoon. the boys, aged two and five, were pronounced dead at the scene. it's understood man and woman were known to both and they remain in custody . and they remain in custody. police are investigating a suspected triple in northamptonshire , andrew soc, northamptonshire, andrew soc, who was an nhs and her two young children, jeeva and, john

versace were found in a house in kettering yesterday morning . a kettering yesterday morning. a 52 year old man is being questioned connection with their deaths and finally, new data shows at least point deaths and finally, new data shows at least poin t £1 million shows at least point £1 million in taxpayers money was handed avanti west coast last despite being the worst operator for delays. the office of rail and road says , only around 60% of road says, only around 60% of its stops were on time between april and june 21. but the government says they signed off on the bonuses based on operational performance customer experience. labour has called the payments a scandal a waste of money . you're up to date on of money. you're up to date on onune of money. you're up to date on online and derby plus this is gb news. now it's time for headliners .

headliners. hello and welcome to headliners, i'm diana spencer. and tonight, our rough and ready tour guides navigating the media jungle are the wonderful comedians josh, howie and louis schaefer. but first, let's take a look at the front pages . the a look at the front pages. the daily mail hospitals told empty beds before nine, nine, nine strike. the telegraph sources say the sussexes will receive invite to the coronation . the invite to the coronation. the guardian found after party at truss's government home all of these we will be looking at in depth mirror next keep mum king and wills put dignity first and will not hit at harry. the times .sunak will not hit at harry. the times . sunak need to get a grip and finally the daily eau de toilette coppers warned dodgy bought down the boozer more than likely contains human pay . and

likely contains human pay. and those were your front pages pages. right. well, those were your front pages pages . right. well, let's get pages. right. well, let's get started then. the front page of the daily mail. josh it away. here we go . well, first of all, here we go. well, first of all, there's a picture of a young woman on there. i don't who that is. also it's an email. you can't know she is. she needs her privacy. yes okay. i'll i'll take your word for it. there's also before we get to my story here, they've really slag into the radio times saying bumper festive tv, maxi why spend 525 on the radio times when the best tv listings are to .7 free they tv listings are to.7 free they really can't stop like trying to shaft b people . so that's their shaft b people. so that's their thing there. i mean , of course thing there. i mean, of course our viewers don't need radio times anyway. we're just going to be they'll be just putting gb news on through next two weeks. i'll just stay on that. yes. why not.7 you can save yourself five, 25 an d £1.34. the daily mail .

25 and £1.34. the daily mail. but the main story is hospitals told empty beds before nine, nine, nine, strike. essentially we obviously we had yesterday nurses strike there was disruption . i don't believe disruption. i don't believe there are reports . sure. if there are reports. sure. if people did die because of it this would be classed on the front pages . but they are saying front pages. but they are saying that this is potentially the ambulance service going on strike is going to create much potentially real risk at people's lives here. so one of the things they're going to do is try and empty as many beds as possible, which is sort of thing they should be doing anyway. it's rather alarming. increased it's rather alarming. increased it makes it sound like they're sort going to until sort of going to will until the front them out. well, front door shut them out. well, i know that but there have been problems before in terms people being accepted back into people's what not and people's homes and what not and either let's old people either way, let's say old people anymore they are are anymore anyway. they are you are good old person. he has me good as an old person. he has me the get go. thank you. and so what they are because actually i understand part of the delays that already happen is when people up the ambulance

people rock up in the ambulance , they can't get into the actual a&e because there's these backlog. so idea is there's going to be all these free beds and they'll just be like 15 minutes straight through the doon minutes straight through the door. and then they be seen once they're inside. that's that's they're inside. so that's that's what hoping. and yeah, what they're hoping. and yeah, but it just raises questions to me. why is this? why would we not have more efficient system in anyway ? i mean, what do in place anyway? i mean, what do you think, louis? because obviously sort of from a obviously sort of hail from a country don't have an country where you don't have an nhs. do of all of nhs. so what do you of all of this? i basically that hospitals are on strike and the ambulance drivers are on strike and probably more people will live because of the norco medical establishment industry that's just made the nhs industry people saving lives. it's not just the nhs , you call it the just the nhs, you call it the nhs to make it seem more warm and fuzzy. yes it is warm and fuzzy. it isn't warm and fuzzy that the is that the that it is and this is your country right. in israel the doctors on strike

and the death rate went down. i think i think i don't know whether is the issue that we're going to discuss so were in favour of privatisation is what i'm hearing no i'm in favour of firing 89% of the die but there is some sort of causal thing where when people go on strike people don't allow themselves to get sick i know that sounds a bit mental but this kind of that's one of the reasons thank you very i'm sure there you very much and i'm sure there is truth to it and it was is some truth to it and it was dunng is some truth to it and it was during covid people cough during the covid people to cough because they'd go to because they knew they'd go to the they'd be put on the hospital they'd be put on a ventilator, they'd be basically killed. oh, think that killed. i oh, so you think that maybe abstinence is the maybe just abstinence is the best this just don't get best way and this just don't get sick and you're fine. sick don't go and you're fine. yes, i'm i'm i'm going one step further. i'm sorry for the people there. a lot of the people out there. a lot of the people out there. a lot of the people the nhs are but they people in the nhs are but they but hospitals people and but hospitals kill people and i think need less them. think we need less of them. okay. turning to the front okay. well turning to the front page the you're just coming page of the you're just coming straight out the ballpark just because this the subject of the day, it's on my brain. yeah, it's on your brain. it's the front pages. it's also the front pages. it's also on the front pages. it's also on the

front the daily front page of the daily telegraph . it says ambulance telegraph. it says ambulance strikes put the public at strikes will put the public at risk. but what has been given a greater bit real estate on the front page of the telegraph is the sussexes will receive that invite to the coronation. i and they're doing the right thing. the king and the queen because basically makes the basically what makes king of the queen powerful is the fact queen so powerful is the fact that they pretend that they don't in country, don't care. in this country, i was shocked. people are was like shocked. people are saying, got to we got to get rid of the monarchy and they just the and that's the monarchy just and that's their and the fact their power and the fact that they've the monarchy taken they've the monarchy has taken these crazy sussex horrible people and are horrible even by americans are this they're all horrible. right. don't you agree ? i love the fact that the royals seem very hashtag unbothered and this whole like dignified silence i think is really helping because do you not think joshua frowning? oh, no, i just i don't know if it's the royals as much as just being british. that's bottled up. just get the anger and just get down

inside and just secretly hate and, you know, surely the best of being british. i mean, every family is completely dystopian . family is completely dystopian. it was funny. it was funny . one it was funny. it was funny. one of the complaints that was in article that they complained about was that prince the prince was the youngest one, harry, at his brother . oh, no. that's like his brother. oh, no. that's like news . that's your brother. i news. that's your brother. i mean, you just see kids. yeah, like my sister . mean, you just see kids. yeah, like my sister. i mean, you just see kids. yeah, like my sister . i were like, oh, like my sister. i were like, oh, yeah they do. and we're not even related. no, we're not you. are you the michael corleone ? my you the michael corleone? my phrase. thank you. i mean, i will die soon. it means that means that you're going to kill me. i'm killing you. you're going to shoot me. always. going to shoot me. as i always. that, way, of the of the that, by the way, of the of the king on the front there dancing with holocaust survivors at jwt which is a jewish community centre in london. i a format. yeah so do very well . jewish yeah so do very well. jewish audiences are tough but they are really that horrible, intolerable tough crowd . let's

intolerable tough crowd. let's move on. yeah if everyone else they love. but when the jewish hitler could perform for the jews and they'd laugh more . jews and they'd laugh more. that's why lewis doesn't do very well moving on also. but we'll stick with the telegraph because there is another interesting story. the interest rate rises could crush , house prices could could crush, house prices could crash, house prices that base this is basically from this is the because they only care about is money but and i love the telegraph but in this they say that because they're raising the interest rates because the nurses went on strike the nurses and the covid and the doctor said there might be other reasons. no, this is the reason. the reason basically we the reason is we basically we created inflation pumping money dunng created inflation pumping money during thing , created inflation pumping money during thing, which during the covid thing, which the and the nurses of the doctors and the nurses of every country promoted. okay it's just you have to ask a question. yes of lewis. i mean, do you think is on something and did he find it at maybe trust his government house but age should forgot this is the front pages yet. yes drugs found . and

pages yet. yes drugs found. and by the way, i just want to reassure people was also on the front page of the telegraph on the cover there is a bumper to week guide also the guardian week tv guide also the guardian one. is bumper one. there is also bumper festive tv guide just in case people are panicking and freaking here but yes the freaking out here but yes the big the big the story here is drugs found after parties at trust home this trust is government home this is when still before she when she was still before she was prime but she was holding all of these events and she was allowed to in her at the time and they found cocaine and we are going to talk about that story in a little bit. yes. and the one the big story here, arguably , of tucked away at the arguably, of tucked away at the bottom about there's been an apology over the palace incident where lady hussey and nkosi they met and lady hussey apologised and nick as he will he said okay i accept your apology and please don't investigate my charity . don't investigate my charity. okay for the last part of this

section, we're going to look the daily star, the front page . daily star, the front page. lewis, tell us about this horrendous eau de toilette. well i'd say sadly, i love the daily star. this the only time i ever get to see the daily star and a pound 20 it goes for can you believe it that much money. it's what they pay for. but they beat the police up there and in manchester they've been breaking into they've been into places and they've been finding , fake perfume , you finding fake, fake perfume, you know, conducting raids. they're breaking and doing their job. breaking and doing theirjob. they breaking they out of the police industrial complex. is that their job preventing people that theirjob preventing people from something that smells similar to something that they would to pay a lot of money? but they that in these fake they found that in these fake perfume rooms, design of perfumes, could contain perfumes, they could contain cyanide . and among other things, cyanide. and among other things, which we'll get to a second. but the truth is that in cyanide already people are eating foods that contain cyanide such as almonds or how to better myself how and section would you raise

people's dietary habits. this is the most this is the most important is looking and doesn't have to worry about it because she is beautiful and just the love she looks out for you get full you go fully downhill jogging full you go fully downhill jogging is not good looking for a couple of weeks they think well that's because i started using this we just saw and i'd asked that and even you're an insider that people don't understand what they like in . understand what they like in. manchester you don't have a big magazine, they i'm sure i won't get any grief. no for that. no, it's seen as sophisticate cases now they like the year and because it's the sun, you know, whatever they. think i'm going to manchester liverpool to gigs in manchester liverpool so love there . but you so they'll love there. but you know what this is quite and you sort of wonder what this is made out of but i'll be honest, i'm still going to be giving them i've paid for them and i'll be giving them away. i'm not going to get taken. but, you know, it it depends who the year in is up of the years of a beautiful

woman or a handsome young man poured there. go. poured over me. well, there. go. wow. go. we all have. wow. there we go. we all have. so press. so press start. we're so i think diane is taking that there's somebody there there's somebody out there that was wondrous concludes was like wondrous that concludes one journalistic journey one of our journalistic journey . join us for part two, where we deal with partying politicians , deal with partying politicians, a drugs and explode ding fish tanks. we'll see .

in two extra. okay welcome back to headune extra. okay welcome back to headline with me diane spencer and we our classic crudeness for this evening have josh howie and the wondrous lewis shaffer. yeah we begin with the telegraph and perhaps the red wall is rebuilt up north purely because tory voters are to defend it. lewis no, that's totally not true . i

no, that's totally not true. i feel like it's a bit sorry for this. i don't disagree know. but here's a is a by—election that the guy won by six he got 69% of the guy won by six he got 69% of the vote. i think yeah that's pretty fast pretty . so why pretty fast pretty. so why bother to show and vote if you know that your party is going to win it has to only win by 1% of the one vote. so this is happens up there that labour wins a by—election in the place in stretford urmston i should stretford urmston which i should have checked where that but have checked where that is. but it is it's a west southwest suburb of manchester you convert and you can it. they wear a special perfume there you get that one gold. it's a dry stinking up this area. no i love. that's my team. that's my team and anyway so this guy andrew western won he won by 9000 votes. the tory candidate only 2900 votes, usually in these seats there are 94,000 people who are voting or . people who are voting or. voting. so this does not mean it doesn't mean there's a red all

gone. well, it doesn't mean they have taken a larger slice of the pie . i mean, have taken a larger slice of the pie. i mean, this have taken a larger slice of the pie . i mean, this could be pie. i mean, this could be indicative, certainly. but interestingly, this is from the telegraph and so from the tell , telegraph and so from the tell, from the right wing press, but also going to hear exactly the same narrative, put by the far left, the corbynites . and left, the corbynites. and they're all say, oh, well, this is a low turnout . it is like a record low turnout. it was only 25% or whatever. but it was only 25% or whatever. but it was super cold. they assumed that was going to be an easy hold for labour, which it was . hold for labour, which it was. and also you had the postal votes, right so that hasn't been factored. so all of these things. yeah, okay. it low things. yeah, okay. it was a low turnout. that doesn't mean that people particularly happy turnout. that doesn't mean that peopwith particularly happy turnout. that doesn't mean that peopwith tories,:ularly happy turnout. that doesn't mean that peopwith tories, but'ly happy turnout. that doesn't mean that peopwith tories, but it happy turnout. that doesn't mean that peopwith tories, but it also iy turnout. that doesn't mean that peopwith tories, but it also if with with tories, but it also if you don't vote, then you can't be upset what occurs. oh got diane and boo. wow. people constantly stop explaining democracy . you're not forced to democracy. you're not forced to vote. there's no thing that says if you don't vote , not allowed if you don't vote, not allowed to make a cut, you probably don't believe voting days. i can't even vote. i'm a dirty

foreigner in this country. let every other nation ality vote but american. because we but not not american. because we beat we just have an iq beat you, we just have an iq test. you can take it and. if you pass, you're allowed to tweet anti—jewish. oh, no , die. tweet anti—jewish. oh, no, die. please get your five based on debate. okay, we're going to move to the guardian now and northern ireland might be getting echoes of p&o rishi sunak. do you remember that issue ? rishi sunak you the one issue? rishi sunak you the one who would pledge financial for households times? households during bleak times? oh i know. it's like it's nice throwback, isn't it? sunak pledgess £600 northern ireland pledges £600 to northern ireland support payments this winter. essentially in ireland, obviously they're getting the same money that i think is it £900 for typical family is subsidising the bills at the moment. no no but that's what everyone's getting. so they're getting that as well. what's happening ? northern ireland. happening? northern ireland. they have a resilience on heating oil, so they're going to get an extra 600 quid that hasn't been paid. and as people

might know, it's quite cold out there. yeah yeah . right. strike there. yeah yeah. right. strike ambulance calls. don't call it ambulance calls. don't call it ambulance . be nice. do you think ambulance. be nice. do you think this is appropriate for rishi sunak's handing out money again when he's also telling us that he hasn't got any money to give to sort of nurses. well, you know, something that's question half of the question, which should they be handing out money? the thing that got us into trouble this was they into trouble was this was they were handing out money. they will borrow the money an d £600 will borrow the money and £600 a month seem like that. month doesn't seem like that. not that's like the not money. that's like in the total. doesn't seem like total. so it doesn't seem like very but are very much, but there are a million households in, northern ireland, there might be ireland, which there might be a million house sales because they're like two, two and a half million people. i don't know. i have a but there are a lot of households feel, a lot money. but if you multiply million households £600, that's $600 households by £600, that's $600 million. that's being over to those. okay. but the, but, but the point is that those. okay. but the, but, but the point is tha t £600 is also the point is that £600 is also a big deal to some who really, really need it. well, maybe we

should find out who the families are that really need it. well, that's giving out the blanket. i've always been against this idea. you give it out to idea. just you give it out to everybody. sort of payment everybody. this sort of payment we're the we're actually giving out to the people most need of it. but people most in need of it. but he said, we're going to give out this winter. but you really when is winter ? how define is winter? how do you define winter so no other , don't expect winter so no other, don't expect to always expect it in a year. so from now. yeah, right. can i tell you the most shocking thing is that in a place this end and josh is the sinn fein right. the putative first minister is michelle o'neill . sinn fein are michelle o'neill. sinn fein are the people who hey , hey, the people who hey, hey, britain, they hate us english people and she actually complained that the that they should have sent the money sooner did you read that they should have sent the money sooner so but then did a sort of a little dig the dup saying how you know this is why we need a functioning in northern ireland then that would have helped towards it. but really this whether that be an executive not

i still don't believe people have got payments because this government is fully is this rubbish right. government is fully is this rubbish right . well conclusive. rubbish right. well conclusive. therefore i don't saharawi yeah course you don't. okay so moving on to the daily mail and it turns out josh that may be a reason for liz truss talking so much not listening to others and gritting all the time. is that liz? yeah well she's condemning category categorically untrue claims . that trace of suspected claims. that trace of suspected cocaine were found after summer parties at her grace and favour chevening mansion. she say this categorically untrue . this is in categorically untrue. this is in the mail, but it's from an article. laura is in the guardian, where they have found the cleaners found substances in various different rooms after these parties that she was definitely at. and then it turns out there were also claims that cocaine was found in bathrooms because they had to top . yeah, because they had to top. yeah, yeah, yeah . say drugs. yeah, yeah, yeah. say drugs. yeah, exactly they do a little swab

and also suppose have similar things found it like at number dunng things found it like at number during these as well . this isn't during these as well. this isn't a surprise me i'm personally i'm i believe or not never taken drugs which i know it sounds mental for someone in the entertainment industry. i don't have a moral issue with them such but just i'm a bit of such but i just i'm a bit of a control saying that cocaine is not a nice drug, but i am surprised that people in government take it . and i mean government take it. and i mean it's just sort of like it did surprise a little bit. two things surprise me here. why on earth to the cleaners have class a drug kits readily available that's hoping to find some stuff. well if you have that readily available that suggest you have a problem doesn't you think? okay. well, i mean , think? okay. well, i mean, they're very thorough cleaners. they to know exactly they just want to know exactly what just lies going what it is, just like lies going on that there's cocaine on the fact that there's cocaine and these events is like and over to these events is like saying you found traces of , saying you found traces of, doughnuts at police party. i doughnuts at a police party. i mean, it's like, of course, these take drugs and appropriate . it isn't appropriate. but you

go anywhere. you go anywhere in and in the middle class world and in the middle class world and there's cocaine everywhere . and there's cocaine everywhere. but are you saying are you telling me that the government who's been calling for crackdown on on middle class a class a use are being hypocrites ? that are being hypocrites? that really what you're saying, diane? i very well may be. i mean if that that's neat to carry around class eight shocking drugs and they were cutting up the cocaine with a boots advantage card how cash but also how easy that's an easy thing to find yeah but because you like extra large you know it's like extra large on your boots cause i yeah. profiles take some viagra. yeah. it's do you know what this story is? such a non—story is cocaine know it's not a non story this is imported stories in non i mean does suggest why her time in parliament was only five days it also very quickly michael gove's dancing and his skills. yes i is impression moving on to the times now let's trust allegedly. oh yeah allegedly yeahi allegedly. oh yeah allegedly yeah i didn't say that yeah

let's trust not have had a party but it sounds some other employees definitely have josh yeah so parliamentary trips used for sex tourism and heavy drinking this is are called ap gs s which are all party groups and there's about 700 of them and there's about 700 of them and they people across the all the different parties , they go the different parties, they go off and some of the things they do is they go off on holiday i.e. do is they go off on holiday le.they do is they go off on holiday i.e. they are grouped to support thailand , whatever. and the thai thailand, whatever. and the thai the thai government pays for them go across and do them to go across and do business relations or whatever and essentially go there, and essentially they go there, they nice free holiday and. they a nice free holiday and. some of them obviously and this is across conservative and labour up some dodgy shenanigans. yeah but surely lewis this is just like a happy accident . the fact that you accident. the fact that you happen to be abroad so you happen to be abroad so you happen to be abroad so you happen to take advantage of local hospitality will be blown out of all proportion. local blown out being the worst . say blown out being the worst. say something else about this. and

the british press and you guys making a big deal. this is such non—story. oh, my god . on non—story. oh, my god. on a story show the care. but this is a not going to rip this and we can't say with every story this is a non telling me there is a non story telling me there 650 mp5 is a non story telling me there 650 mps and some of them get up to trouble you're telling me that that men and women on a on a junket as we used to be what you hope they not you would hope they would not they are representative he's not one you you get one of them you you can't get any for the bunch of them. that's a pity this is brand new story that's happening only under administration. under the tory administration. there here , there is a of an issue here, lewis, because you really don't want politicians going abroad and buying sex workers. we want them buy sex . we want them buy british sex. we want them buy british sex. we want them to pay into all british work industry. yeah, well, that's it then when they were saying here travelling mp saying here the travelling mp this someone said, this is what someone said, a source said they see themselves as celebrities in their own lunch they drink lunch time. they drink and behave arrogantly. it's behave badly, arrogantly. it's boonsh boorish behaviour and she a little offended me because little bit offended me because i was wait minute , that's was like, wait a minute, that's all british people abroad. yeah. so we give us credit? that's

so can we give us credit? that's been british has been boorish abroad. come on, say something. i know a little bit about this because i played a senator, a gal godot movie who was up to up to no good the us senator. so i know a temptation is right well let's just, let's call it acting lewis. i know, but i felt that i was feeling the noise. this is youri was feeling the noise. this is your i know this song and love this story so i do want to get to it before we go to the break here, if you are at a luxury hotel in berlin fast, would you like your sushi to arrive? well, this very funny. like your sushi to arrive? well, this very funny . well, this is this very funny. well, this is this very funny. well, this is this is one of those only in dubai stories except it happened in berlin is that this huge tank , 82 feet high , just a blip, , 82 feet high, just a blip, a picture , the tank that's like picture, the tank that's like eight floors high. it just like a glass of people in it. eight floors high. it just like a glass of people in it . well, a glass of people in it. well, can you see people in it now. you can now. oh yeah. we're going to look at this one. we have the off to one. is this the after it broke or was it it was

in it was there. it broke and luckily nobody was hurt but basically trashed the hotel and were 50 of that 1500 fish that died surprised peta or whatever you the climate activists weren't there and it was it was it was a good breakfast morning. it was a proper mess. it was a good breakfast morning. it was a proper mess . and even it was a proper mess. and even they said it was 1.2 on the richter scale right . well even richter scale right. well even registers this of water and can i say yeah it was a it's a four star hotel or. should that be four star fish. yeah. yeah oh bar part starfish. starfish four starfish. oh my . oh i think that starfish. oh my. oh i think that concludes part . the audience concludes part. the audience didn't understand that either is where we get into the microcosm. elon musk's ego non specific christmas carols and an all american see susan .

webber welcome back to headliners so we're going to start with a in the guardian about red red violence and am not talking about the last punch up at ginger day. josh yeah, this is more like red on jew violence . last six days of my violence. last six days of my life summed up in the story absolutely shameless , ken loach absolutely shameless, ken loach says. bbc helped destroy jeremy . no jeremy corbyn helped destroy jeremy corbyn by being toxic, racist crank leading the labour party to be examined by the hrc and found to have discriminated against jews . now discriminated against jews. now he is blaming is saying here that can i saying that the media has history now is coming from someone ken loach went on the bbc and he was asked this company is go this is at the labour conference and there was

a fringe meeting where part of it was debating whether or not the holocaust by the holocaust 6 million jews died murdered , million jews died murdered, genocide and there was a fringe meeting there and because he so was so desperate to essentially to fend corbyn's labour at the time , and they said, what do you time, and they said, what do you say? he wouldn't condemn that. and he's and what he said instead was. yeah, i think we should discuss it. that's he said this is also someone who tried to put on a play called perdition which is a disgusting play perdition which is a disgusting play that basically blames jews for their own genocide. this is ken loach also defended a racist who basically kept on going on about how leverage and why have so much leverage or whatever. and by the way, this isn't like some lifetime labour supporter. he did not for labour in 2015. he did not for labour in 2015. he only started supporting labour when the again racist crap came into power. jeremy corbyn. so for him to on about how the media have destroyed you

know jeremy did and by the way i didn't think that it was antisemitism that did jeremy corbyn in at all i think it was him basically backing russia the poisonings that happened and people seeing the toxicity and his inability to deliver on what i think actually i think that the railways should be renationalise. i agree with some of what was put forward at the time but he certainly and his team were not the people lead it right and lewis don't ask lewis . well no i was going to i was going to say this but do you agree if like this fun ken loach is he trying to sort of gaslight us with what you here. no i think what he's saying is that is that an entire of the labour party has been removed from the they weren't the labour party. no. those people they joined after corbyn got into power. that's the point . they weren't that's the point. they weren't true labour. no they were a bunch of socialists working

party cranks and they were all attracted to the ultra left . i'm attracted to the ultra left. i'm all going to defend them because i know a lot of these people and i know a lot of these people and i don't agree with that. there's i'm with you. i don't agree with them at all. but but here they are. they don't have a place in the major political party. good. well it means. it just well it just means. it just means that disenfranchises a large of a large section of very racist people. now, let them form their own party and maybe call the national socialist party. would happy with party. would you be happy with that, josh ? all it's that, josh? it's all right. it's not. it's we're not here. fix the problems, but we are the world's problems, but we are here. reflect on, you know what? it some good films good, it makes some good films good, but stop trying to but maybe just stop trying to rewrite is a rewrite history. friend is a friend ours, he's going friend of ours, and he's going to my friend. he's going to to be my friend. he's going to defend me on facebook. yeah, he's me. all right, he's already me. all right, well, we're move on well, we're going to move on over phone . we're to over the phone. we're going to move the metro now. and move on to the metro now. and could the world's second richest man be world's biggest man be the world's biggest hypocrite? louis no, not at all. the guy paid this is a story about elon musk and how and this

is in the metro all over the place, how free speech supposedly champion elon musk fans journalists from twitter for covering him, which is not true is that they were basically on and they were on his whereabouts and they were following him down the street and were annoying, you and they were annoying, you know, giving the full truth. i mean, weren't doing no mean, they weren't doing no other were it. and other people were doing it. and i'm it. so one thing i'm person did it. so one thing about and what makes about elon musk and what makes musk a great man is, he's creating so much controversy that it's going to make that it's he's going to make twitter a success. and i think him kicking by him banning some people in the way that the old twitter banned tonnes of people shadow banning which has now out and been revealed to be a real thing that they did violate their own . yeah, right. not only their own. yeah, right. not only just shadow banning, which is true , but actually banning true, but actually banning people . they they took donald people. they they took donald trump off . now they're doing it trump off. now they're doing it to the new york times journalists. and what doing is that's making the people in new york times say, we want to be in twitter, know what's that's called is hypocrisy you know, i

had a lot of high hopes he had a lot of high hopes when he would over and i and way would take over and i and way that twitter behaving before that twitter was behaving before shutting i totally shutting down people i totally disagree with he came in under this manifesto of like free speech free speech and he basically shut down a bunch of journalists for revealing public information. he didn't diane didn't josh howard who was sitting right here, just spent 3 minutes saying that , what's minutes saying that, what's saying that? what's his name? jeremy corbyn and ken loach would not be in the party because . we don't want to hear because. we don't want to hear their difference being a political party and then having a voice. i'm saying they should be banned from they be banned from twitter. they shake can spew rubbish. shake and they can spew rubbish. i'm not saying forever. i'm not. you're a hypocrite. what just i'm to think it sort of i'm going to think it sort of resonate with the same kind of hypocrisy that we get from harry and meghan who are saying, please us alone, we want please leave us alone, we want our just netflix our privacy just shown netflix documentary here have elon documentary and here have elon saying free speech everyone but not if you're talking about that's kind in his rules that's the kind in his rules sorry he has a rule is he doesn't have a rule he makes up

rules as and when he decides to now he is the boss and that's fight and it's companies. but let's not pretend that this is an arbitrary decision moment an arbitrary decision the moment and way, he by the and by the way, he said by the way. oh, i'm not even way. oh, look, i'm not even going to block this account that sort follows around sort of follows jet around or whatever. but then whatever. yeah, but then suddenly he's going to talk about a bunch rules. his rule about a bunch of rules. his rule is for everybody me. is free for everybody but me. but anybody who's been critical of not of him through it's a no, not critical. oh, yeah. well, they are happen be are journalists who happen to be investigating people, who are saying things saying horrible things about, you are you know, and they are journalists, my friend my friend andy is my friend. andy kindler is not my friend. he's comedian. no, he's a very funny comedian. no, the of course. he equated the yeah, of course. he equated elon musk it in a tweet with elon musk on it in a tweet with hitler. with hitler as a leading brownshirts . so, so and so on brownshirts. so, so and so on there. that's a horrible thing to say. imagine you being called calling somebody who isn't the hitler a hitler i think can't i'm going to just ski with us to the next story. i'm going to stay that shopping trolley the best i can . so to the telegraph best i can. so to the telegraph now and at this merry time of

year , i can't help wondering if year, i can't help wondering if once royal david's city did they have gender neutral song sheets indeed christmas carol choir books changed to reflect gender diversity . essentially, if you diversity. essentially, if you were in the choir some sections , you know, there's all the technical terms like alto i know mezzo soprano someone yeah if you've been watching sopranos but supposedly there's males like that go okay all the men sing in this and all the females sing in this and all the females sing this bit. that's essentially how it was done , essentially how it was done, what they've changed that now too higher and lower. so this and they've done this off to console eating trans activists . console eating trans activists. i'm sure what that was what a great spend you know what a great spend you know what a great i don't know what how non non identifying non—binary people i if there's another section for them but know what here the interesting thing this and there's a lot of talk and the reason why still very

passionate about this this whole debate gender identity and whatnot is because one of the things they do is erase women like literally erase the word women . this is what stonewall women. this is what stonewall has been proven to have been, for over the last few for example, over the last few years. now, is interesting years. now, this is interesting because this is the first time that i've seen also erasing the word man . so they've raised the word man. so they've raised the word man. so they've raised the word women to go hire voices. but they've also. right. because this week we had cambridge dictionary bringing a new debt for defining women as anybody who essentially defines themselves as a woman. right did they redefine men in the same way? no. so at they're not being hypocritical here , louis. it's a hypocritical here, louis. it's a song sheet, right ? i hypocritical here, louis. it's a song sheet, right? i mean, shouldn't it be already listed? is mezzo soprano alto what your vocal range is ? i mean, do you vocal range is? i mean, do you think that this is something that we should pay attention ? do that we should pay attention? do you think women should have like the particular part to sing like, is it important to have

sort of the female voices where maybe an angel or once a time women had very beautiful and i think today i think today today you can't you can't be sure that a woman has has a nice you can't be sure because because of all the soy boys out there can't be sure if guy is a man that they're going to have a deep. so i guess the other thing because obviously like for example, elizabeth holmes , the woman who elizabeth holmes, the woman who was convicted of the sopranos scandal, she always walked around with a very deep voice and she sort of purposefully put stone like that . so maybe stone like that. yes. so maybe she would be singing the lower voice anyway . she could probably voice anyway. she could probably no, probably do both. so no, she probably do both. so we're going to the guys, very talented women and. football is a beautiful game, but not a fair one. well, it is a fair one. they're saying it's not fair that scotland's women's football team launch a legal action against . the scottish football against. the scottish football association over equal pay. they want equal pay . and here's a want equal pay. and here's a story in the guardian which i you know, which talks about

money and does not money even what we have idea what exactly their talking about we have no idea what equal exactly means. well this was first written an interpretive dance . i'm quite interpretive dance. i'm quite glad that they've managed to put it into words. it was written in a high. yeah. this is the. well come on, come on. say your opinion first. so just say my opinion. my opinion is that is that basically is that nobody watches women's football and if they did all them and all the money came in, they have a stake. but no, nothing. i love football. i love women's . so you football. i love women's. so you are saying that because the women maybe don't get a view of figures and this less sponsorship. why they be paid the same just surely still the same but just surely still doing same job they're doing the same job they're kicking ball the same kicking the ball into the same net literally on the pitch. net literally on the same pitch. no no, no, no the fact is they bnngin no no, no, no the fact is they bring in less they already get more money spent on them than the money that actually bring in defend. why you know, no, i'm not going to defend women on

this. i think it's a load of rubbish. first of all, i football anyway so that means i also women's football. i'm going to be fair about it. i'm also going to say, hey, you know what? about disabled what? what about disabled why they should the same pay as the men women and also what men and women and also what about football they should about youth football they should get pay about youth football they should get pay showing get the same pay showing also kicking the face. kicking a ball across the face. you that all depends on like you see that all depends on like much you get what much air time. you get what sport. i think football should be banned i hate went in to be banned. i hate i went in to school week. it was school this week. oh, it was such a nightmare and all the kids they like supporting these football team these boys and that football and down the ball is the best thing about this country i know story from this section from the metro i'm going to turn to our resident armchair josh . so tell me because surely josh. so tell me because surely amateur sleuths and everywhere are going to be very excited about part of evidence that's just been revealed. conspiracy as well. oh, yes. and we got a of those . so more than 13,000 of those. so more than 13,000 classified jfk assassination files were released to the

pubuc. files were released to the public . this is in the files were released to the public. this is in the metro now a couple of years ago, and it wasn't a couple of years ago, i wasn't a couple of years ago, i was 31 years ago. yeah. jfk came out great film oliver stone directed . and then at the end of directed. and then at the end of the film it says the documents will be revealed 25 years time of whatever. as it turns out, 31 yean of whatever. as it turns out, 31 year, you know, and i remember thinking, oh, god, i don't know if i'll get here. we are on the of this day and i'm bald. i got a great and i've been looking forward this moment for 30 years and we've finally had anything you know we won't discover anything new and interesting side like i had a girlfriend a friend who who actually investigated and that's how old you are that's how old i am back in the 1980s and by that point i'd been on too long and it was, well, we're we're going to hear about that in the break. fascinating stuff. so soon we have our final section where we

will be discussing gingerbread people overly colours and satanic school clubs. caesar .

yeah welcome back to the final part headliners. we start with the times over to the atlantic now and in some american schools, a good little kids are turning into little devils . turning into little devils. louis well, that is totally because in a place in chesapeake, which is in virginia , been down. but i think it's along the water there in virginia and that there's an ant that they've trying to set up an after school satan club which wants to champion science and reason . and it's causing a bit reason. and it's causing a bit of a furore because people who christians have their clubs and

so now as satan wants to take over their club and i think the whole purpose of the whole thing was to the satanic temple was setting a trap , provoking setting a trap, provoking schoolboys to approval for all groups. oh i so this is a reaction so. yeah, exactly. well there's very good documentary on netflix only to nova in a bit called hell satan . it basically called hell satan. it basically follows these people , the follows these people, the satanic temple. they're not satanists . and what they do is , satanists. and what they do is, their whole purpose is to set up these actions to fight against what they see as the collusion of church and state. but in america, that's meant to be separation of church and state. so when you have actions like the church , christian groups the church, christian groups being bought into schools , they being bought into schools, they see that as a bad thing. so they're, well, okay, we're going to go and up a satan group. and then the idea is if they get banned, then that sets up, then

they get why are you allowing that christian? and they've got a ideology. there's a different ideology. there's freedom of religion here and. that's they they go that's what they do and they go around. a really good around. it's a really good documentary called hell documentary is called hell satan. it's really funny as well because they're very witty with it sort do what they it and they sort of do what they do. could see all these do. you could see all these people getting very upset but really it just it's holding up mirror what christian mirror to what the christian fundamentalists i guess. yeah it's they're it's totally right and they're trying as you said, trying to sort, as you said, highlight if you're going to do this religious group, this for one religious group, really for all of really should do it for all of them. but did you know that actually the history of the word satan. the word satan used to actually mean messenger of god and there wasn't just one satan and there wasn't just one satan and were many . and angel and there were many. and angel was a satan. and actually the word got through history with the story of how lucifer fell , the story of how lucifer fell, everything in it, and it all changed. so little fact that i don't know . i will tell my don't know. i will tell my church that when i. yeah, but the is also red—headed woman talking about like that. i've already been burned in centuries . an international story from times now proof that culture

wars are happening all over the place. it is quite a good story that way and it just shows that there's sort of a of religious fundamentalism all over the world. this is the next story . world. this is the next story. indian minister is flustered by something. yeah that's costume drama over dirty dippy pat paddock kony. kony just been cancelled song and bollywood film and yeah this is what i'm saying is that the this of hindu activists have got themselves in activists have got themselves in a bit of a twist because someone wore that was a sort of music to promote this film and that was a woman singing and dancing suggestively but she was wearing saffron saffron is seen as a colour traditionally worn by hindu saints and so that's got everybody a little bit in a bother and so like i say i think this is very encouraging that you can see different examples of intolerance across religious across the world and this is also what's part of a larger thing here in the modi's party

who's been you know, who runs india. they now have over 13 states as well. so this is sort of emboldened, a lot of sort of hindu to just to start sort of being a bit more intolerant and that consequences for muslim population of india and people who want you know, as religious and obviously this is a woman wearing sexy and now lewis playing football in the industry . right. so you know about, you know about costume and things that was this a bad costume choice since saffron is a religious colour or do you think it was chosen purpose to cause this controversy? probably he did it was like what happened with madonna know back in the day wore saffron at the day she wore saffron but at the same a lot of these were same time a lot of these were done alienate people. so if done to alienate people. so if they get a reaction they basically wanted reaction basically wanted the reaction and.the basically wanted the reaction and. the truth is, josh and diane is that at the end of the day , as you know, i stand day, as you know, i stand conservative values . yeah, well

conservative values. yeah, well i like another director also was like oh this is all just a like very dismissive and is all about being inspired by instagram. yeah. and then they point out, but you know, you, your films do exactly same and he was like, oh yeah, but you know what the complaint the the complaint was to the to the indian inform fashion and broadcasting which broadcasting ministry which is like and i think the like their ofcom and i think the stage should be used suppress this . i stage should be used suppress this. i moving on to the daily star next story for you banking funds i've never put knots we're not in my gingerbread man have you louis i've never cooked gingerbread and i don't eat gingerbread and i don't eat gingerbread any more. it's just it's amazingly delicious. it's addictive and makes people fat and unhealthy so i'm against it. so it's painful even to read this thing because maybe somebody out there is going to, well, gingerbread is a good thing but a bakery, a baker cook came with a funny thing that because of the labelling change, they had to put a label on

everything that they made and instead of calling it gingerbread pan, which is gingerbread man pan, which is the shape a person you know with background with , no male or background with, no male or female is they as a joke we call it they called it non gingerbread people and it's been have mocking it and making fun is very offensive to intersex people . yeah. and i tell you the people. yeah. and i tell you the most it's the most offensive and i think diana is going to is going to riff on this too to ginger people the people are. oh yeah yeah . do you know, the most yeah yeah. do you know, the most offensive thing about that is gingerbread man can be baked. like you can't put ginger person in an oven like you. we can't walk under the sun . it is this. walk under the sun. it is this. and they did it three years ago and it was just a joke. now it's sort someone put saying on sort of someone put saying on facebook, it's had all these comments whatever. i also comments and whatever. i also think partly think this might be partly indicative actually indicative of people actually waking larger gender waking up to the larger gender ideology and b well, yes, it is a silly thing and it was a joke, but i think the gender is

crossing over into the mainstream now and people are much of well. much more aware of it well. okay, so we're going on to the daily now , the films of daily mail now, the films of disney . i was daily mail now, the films of disney. i was a daily mail now, the films of disney . i was a disney child. i disney. i was a disney child. i watched lots of films watched lots of those films where up and if you had where i grew up and if you had a kiss in scene, you'll probably getting married in the next. is this a healthy expectation , a this a healthy expectation, a relationship? josh absolutely . relationship? josh absolutely. how i got married i kissed my wife and she was forced to then be with me for the rest of my life. it's great. so yeah , i'm life. it's great. so yeah, i'm going to read the whole thing. forget aladdin and jasmine essentially saying that it it creates an unrepresentative , creates an unrepresentative, unrealistic idea of romance. the interesting thing is it's more these disney movies, but it's not these disney movies, it's just fairy tales in general i.e. beauty and the beast and whatever. like in snow dogs know why cinderella these aren't like, of course, the disney movies , but they come from older movies, but they come from older stories. if you look, the more modern stuff that disney puts under the pixar, you've got things wall—e up has just

things up and wall—e up has just got that most beautiful minutes opening where. it's like opening scene where. it's like their whole life and that is heartbreaking . like, i cry every heartbreaking. like, i cry every time i read that. so it's the old school, disney, old school stuff that's on these fairy tales and but but the idea of what they're really trying to get at is that schools maybe should take step forward in setting a more realistic idea of relationships . but the reality relationships. but the reality is people , children learn at is people, children learn at home. and that's why, you know, my children, they're in a they come from a home love. and i love my wife. and we affection towards each other and. that's why louis is it's a messed louis rolls his eyes any are they're going to fall out of his people and little kids are traumatised i'm trying to this this guy is so full of it you us so full of it. even my life. i know. full of it. you know what? it might be true . and that is true. and be true. and that is true. and i'm the luckiest man in the world. we do this last in about 30 seconds where if it was up to

angry uncle every christmas present, be a lump of coal. not even this kid. because guy even this kid. because this guy this ten year old kid borrowed from his grandma, stole . stole? from his grandma, stole. stole? no. well, by accident and they put it on a credit card . don't put it on a credit card. don't know if it's stealing exactly. it puts it on the credit card and he didn't he wasn't able to pay and he didn't he wasn't able to pay £300. so father's brother there. it's called uncle. uncle so his uncle, you know, so his uncle says, you know what, you're not i don't like what you did to my mom. so i'm not going to give you a christmas present. say enough. so i think i think it is fair enough, but it's not his business and i my sister's not giving my kids presents this yeah not giving my kids presents this year. i'm not. i don't year. yeah, no, i'm not. i don't have for yet. right. you have for it yet. right. you never speak again. she never speak to her again. she does. sister . yeah. well, does. my sister. yeah. well, thank ever so much to my wonderful panel. josh, how are you? louis brown? because daniel , my first time hosting here, i was very enjoyable. well, that's we have time for brilliant guests please us tomorrow at 11

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