good evening. you're with gb news. in a moment, headliners. first, let's bring up to date with the latest news headlines and the top story. ambulance workers and are workers and paramedics are preparing on strike preparing to go on strike tomorrow minute talks this tomorrow after minute talks this afternoon . the government and afternoon. the government and unions failed to address the issue of pay the health secretary met union but pay discussions were off the table. instead, the government sought reassurances over strike cover and patient safety . at least and patient safety. at least five ambulance trusts have declared critical incidents as they unprecedented pressure ahead of the walkout . meanwhile, ahead of the walkout. meanwhile, around 600 members of the army , around 600 members of the army, royal navy and the raf have

drafted in to help during the walkouts. members of the armed forces have been taking part in specialist training for two days at wellington barracks london, where they're being trained to drive ambulances. the workers they were honoured to cover for ambulance workers despite having to sacrifice off themselves and thousands of in england, northern ireland and wales walked out for the second time in under a week. walked out for the second time in under a week . the royal in under a week. the royal college of nursing has warned action could last for six months and less than agreement can be reached . they're calling for 5% reached. they're calling for 5% above inflation pay rise . but above inflation pay rise. but the government says the demand is unaffordable. the health secretary barclay saying the government has prioritised the nhs instead on pay. government has prioritised the nhs instead on pay . we have an nhs instead on pay. we have an independent process and we have accepted that in full and of course that comes on top of the extra privatisation of the nhs last year. but we also alongside that need to focus on patients, we need focus on those pandemic waiting , get those waiting lists

waiting, get those waiting lists and that's why we've invested the extra 6.6 billion over the next two years. so prioritised the nhs and social care in the autumn at a time of difficult t for the economy because recognise we need to get those things . recognise we need to get those things. meanwhile the prime minister has been the findings of the independent pay review body as he faced questions over nhs strikes appearing before a liaison committee of mps rishi sunak defended the government's refusal increase its offer to nurses paramedics. he also the best way to help the country was not to increase wages to bring down inflation of acknowledged that it down inflation of acknowledged thatitis down inflation of acknowledged that it is difficult. it's difficult for everybody because inflation is where it is and the best way to help them and to help everyone else in the country is for us to get a grip and reduce as quickly as possible . and we need to make possible. and we need to make sure that the decisions that we make can bring about outcome. because if we wrong and because if we get it wrong and

we're dealing with high we're still dealing with high inflation a year's time, that's not anybody . i not going to help anybody. i don't that. i want don't want to see that. i want to get back to normal to see things get back to normal . and that's having an . and that's why having an independent pay process , an independent pay process, an important part of making decisions . and a coroner has decisions. and a coroner has ruled the ii decisions. and a coroner has ruled the 11 victims of the shoreham air show disaster in 2015 were unlawful killed. the 11 men died after their air crashed on the a27 during an aerial display. crashed on the a27 during an aerial display . the event in aerial display. the event in west sussex . the coroner saying west sussex. the coroner saying the plane was a result of poor judgement made by one pilot when undertaking manoeuvre. the court also the other victims played no part in causing their own deaths . one you're up to date on tv, onune . one you're up to date on tv, online on dab, plus radio with gb news. now it's time for headliners .

headliners. hello good evening. welcome to headliners. i simon evans joining me tonight to rip apart the newspapers are two alpha carnivores of the comedy circuit . carrie marks and alpha carnivores of the comedy circuit. carrie marks and louis schaefer. so let's take a quick chomp the front pages before we begin we start with the daily mail . how begin we start with the daily mail. how will they begin we start with the daily mail . how will they live with mail. how will they live with themselves lives if people died today .7 that is, of course, today? that is, of course, referring because it's the mail to the nurses and ambulance drivers rather than to the government. that the same question appear on the wing question appear on the left wing press. well press. i would imagine as well the target . the daily the different target. the daily telegraph goes with unions telegraph also goes with unions have conscious to inflict have made a conscious to inflict harm patients, says barclay . harm patients, says barclay. thatis harm patients, says barclay. that is barclay. the health minister rather than the bank guardian, on the other hand, say bosses urge prime minister to intervene to a war of attrition on.the intervene to a war of attrition on. the mirror has the nurses

back nurses and 99 cruise stats i think probably 999 mile tokyo is turned into an ice cream but i don't think that's considered to be quite such an at this time of year. 999 crews fight to earn enough to pay bills. ppe scandal peer michelle mone is on luxury break. a £6,000 a night tote shell in the out so that you can get that look from t.k. max for under a fiver that sickening the time must have avoid taking pubuc time must have avoid taking public told as paramedics strike opening cold open to casualty episodes will be replayed up and down the country to remind people of dangerous practises they are not to pursue for the next few weeks. daily star wrap yourself in cotton wool. that is essentially the same message . essentially the same message. each and hobnobs hold . that is each and hobnobs hold. that is another health and safety bit of advice there on the top hand corner. those are the headlines . take a look inside . so, of

. take a look inside. so, of course, rather than take a look inside, i misspoke, we should take a look at the front pages in a more detail. we help in a little more detail. we help with you, kerry, and you've got the telegraph which has the daily telegraph which has all its own full all the news on its own full page the sunday. that's page all of the sunday. that's gb with you the gb news staying with you as. the country falls apart. no ambulances. strike, ambulances. ambulances strike, but ambulance drivers, all customs and immigration post all. rail universe to staff driving instructors . everyone's driving instructors. everyone's on strike . just don't try the on strike. just don't try the driving instructors . i brought driving instructors. i brought this into the conversation like we are struggling. this is what we're really. we're not getting much really. everyone's more interesting everyone's much more interesting now the gig economy on that you know no one seems to care about the gig economy . the headline in the gig economy. the headline in the daily telegraph is that unions conscious unions have made conscious choice on choice to inflict harm on patients says who, as you say, is the secretary of state for health social care. and health and social care. and what's going on is the nurse union is accusing it was accusing other of murder. now the civil union is him of causing harm he's accusing them

of causing harm. so it's sort of just everyone throwing. well is going to die. people will somebody will die. yes. yeah. but i people die all the time in hospitals, whether the nurses are working or not. so well is in a way it is okay because because people die . and i think because people die. and i think and i've made this point on this program before is that in israel that the went on strike and the death went down. so i'm not saying people will not be harmed. you're saying the nhs a bit like twitter for the 80% dead wood you can cut it out and go on with that. i would say so if can't get killed we don't get it. is that the point probably probably people would be forced to take better care of themselves. yes. and you think i'm kidding i no, no, i'm. i think you should be health minister. think obviously minister. i think obviously you've out. just you've got this sorted out. just get health service get of the health service completely. it right for an entire as i think entire carnivore diet as i think they would me health they would think me being health minister probably do lot they would think me being health

migood' probably do lot they would think me being health migood for probably do lot they would think me being health migood for it. probably do lot they would think me being health migood for it. and bably do lot they would think me being health migood for it. and the .y do lot they would think me being health migood for it. and the other lot of good for it. and the other stories on the front page of the telegraph is that fishermen are getting 30,000 more tonnes of fish right. granted, as a quota from the eu , that's according from the eu, that's according to them . i know one trust is what them. i know one trust is what trust what fishermen are claiming is as that a 30 to 30000 a year for a year. yes. extra times. i wouldn't be a day is when they're being asked to pick up the asylum seekers that are flowing. yeah. then, then it'll be a good day for british fishermen and rnli. both picking up catches year. up record catches this year. yeah is a growing threat from iran because we go to iran . iran because we go to iran. well, the whole world russia , well, the whole world russia, china and iran. and of course , china and iran. and of course, we're looking at whole new threats going on. becker is we don't know for a moment because you want to say that just is saying the pm is saying that they they pose a threat with russian weapons is that right. i'm not follow through that story written in very story is it's written in very small it written a very small amount but think is the amount but i think that is the nature it's interesting nature of it it's interesting iran getting lot of it at the

iran is getting lot of it at the moment certainly the show moment certainly from the show business, the entertainment. now our on the our colleagues on the on the moment. ahmed in moment. yes. ahmed jalili in particular, fair, has particular, who can be fair, has you skin in that game. you know, has skin in that game. but relentlessly but he has he has relentlessly of brought attention to this thing. i remember iran attracting quite so much criticism from you know, the karachi commentariat , you want karachi commentariat, you want to call it the sort of people who make it their their business to get in issues of this kind, normal. they they they they their attention on things that go on within the united kingdom, which is a fairly safe target. and say, well, it and we always say, well, it might be great, but it's might not be great, but it's better in iran, but better than it is in iran, but they're actually going to feel quite . it i mean, what quite positive. it i mean, what do they. it's weird do they. well, it's weird because the pm warns because it says the pm warns of growing posed by iran the growing threat posed by iran the fact is it's been growing for decades for years or 40 years. i don't think that's a threat the left wing really getting into the mind. they're much more interested women's rights interested in women's rights going whether the going on there, whether the rather than the eu and what threat it's posing to the west . threat it's posing to the west. isuppose threat it's posing to the west. i suppose there is a painful for

space a ruthless regime , the one space a ruthless regime, the one iran labours under to try and distract from their appalling human rights record within their own borders by launching a couple of missiles. it could happen this happen. yes. and the one that you were going to go on to of boris becker? i was to sort of boris becker? i was just passing by that one from the front that boris the front pages that boris becker, had death threat becker, he had a death threat whilst prison, whilst he was in in prison, which was what happens which i thought was what happens in that in prison? isn't that what prisoners death threats prisoners get death threats now, even as a happy place? that was the it. he has find the least of it. he has to find his gang the in the me. yeah. his gang in the in the me. yeah. it's also. yeah. totally. it's also. yeah, yeah. totally. yeah. group i don't yeah. find your group. i don't know hang with know how many to hang out with him. parkhurst but i'm him. were in parkhurst but i'm sure to couple hang sure he found a to couple hang out moving to the outwith. moving on to the guardian their front guardian lewis have their front page largely around them page which largely around them at same but i mean it's at the same yeah but i mean it's from the guardian's of from the guardian's point of view saying that you view which is saying that you know, the other papers know, where's the other papers are people are saying, hey, people are going that's the going to die? and that's the that's nurses problem. yeah. that's the nurses problem. yeah. the guardian saying that the guardian is saying that it's, the, it's the pm's it's, it's the, it's the pm's job to intervene , to stop the job to intervene, to stop the strikes , this rolling strikes strikes, this rolling strikes that have been happening

continually i have to say i like their front page picture more with the sort of green and common style with green and plenty through plastic bags. i don't know, just feels a little bit more with them asking people to honk as they pass if great i'm with the honking really does march actually but i mean clapping for the nhs didn't put them their wages up so love them with their wages up so love a any good a good honking like any good home view some did so yeah or it could be a way to bring up distress which then makes people sicker and more care . but sicker and more health care. but i mean, i'm looking at this picture and i want say this picture and i want to say this in totally the nicest is in a totally the nicest way is that we've a major health that we've got a major health crisis and it looks like nhs crisis and it looks like the nhs have been some of the have been in some of the hospitals they're hospitals there and they're lovely, at king's lovely, lovely people at king's college hospital. but they look like they need intervention of now you're going to lose them now. you've got a long way to say the word over the. i didn't say the word over the. i didn't say that i know how you got to where you've got to go. yeah bob

dylan's favourite soap opera is coronation . i don't believe coronation. i don't believe that. i think that's particularly now let's take a look at the daily mirror very quickly. they've a story quickly. they've got a story about pictured about mone, who is pictured there like a sort of primark, kate moss . i mean, she's not kate moss. i mean, she's not prime al khor. she's she's millions. she's worth millions now. yeah, she, she got some kind, which is nice. and it sounds like you're worth millions. the almost impossible. oh, yes because the millionaire is dressed down that nice . it's is dressed down that nice. it's made very confusing so yes she hooked pr firms of course and contracts worth more than 200 million to get a load of money on an offshore account. and she's offshore herself out on her mountain of money on a mountain to choose an expression taking the peace of our country is she's on a skiing this is split the room in terms of she's she's a member of the house of lords she's a duchess or something obviously you know created as such she was supposed to and it exemplary to be a and it exemplary a creator of wealth and

opportunity and industry in i think and then it turns she's you know she's she's a villain and in words this is why you shouldn't reform the house of lords it was fine when it was just a bunch of old aristocrats you know we'd never do so. i think there's truth to that. if they rather wallow in in they rather wallow in their in their misery in breeds ambition and you . yeah. okay. anyway and you. yeah. okay. anyway finally we look at the daily star wrap yourself in cotton wool . i guess that is pretty wool. i guess that is pretty much the advice isn't it, at the moment, yeah. it's think i think it's something almost it's you know something almost good it's basically to good advice. it's basically to the residents of this country the residents of this country the citizens of this country take yourselves and we take care of yourselves and we can tell people, do not do not take care themselves. yeah. thank you . very good. mrs. thank you. very good. mrs. wilkinson . to the health wilkinson. to the health minister who's saying don't do anything. no dangerous tomorrow don't take any risks by jumping evenin don't take any risks by jumping even in your own home you've always got a hand two feet. it is a good day for. yes, it's you know when you when you were

small when your mum said to you if you climb on that wall and fall off and break your leg don't come running to me. this is country telling the is now country telling us the same wasn't this same but wasn't this wasn't this the advice that nurses the same advice that the nurses gave the corona look gave during the corona and look at panned out it did at how that panned out it did not out we think that just not pan out we think that just we go the break very quickly. we go to the break very quickly. yes no think the tick yes or. no do you think the tick tock dancing nurses cause tock dancing nurses their cause or created a slight or is just like created a slight element that perhaps element of doubt that perhaps aren't as. aren't quite as hard done by as. okay, i'll answer first. the answer to the question no answer to the question is no because. showed empty because. it showed empty hospitals they plenty hospitals that they had plenty of time to do the yeah of time to do the dancing. yeah basically, yeah. now i think it shows that they're pushing i think to show the human they like a bit fun in like to have a bit of fun in there. to spend money. there. they need to spend money. and the dancing look quite and so the dancing look quite tired so i thought tired actually. so i thought they made their point very well . a little break now why why don't digest those morsels, but join us for part two, where the fbi caught handed. you'd fbi has caught red handed. you'd never be on borderline never want to be on borderline with these changes with it on mask as these changes rules of the rules with every throw of the and it seems that the only thing worse than a male man city fan

is a female man sitting . is a female man sitting. 2 minutes .

and welcome back violence with me, simon evans and i am joined by lewis schaefer and kerry marks . so we have lewis to kick marks. so we have lewis to kick us off with this quote with a story from the mail online that it is very online. in fact, the twitter files for a change it seems that the rules are closing in on the fbi donald trump. well we'll see what's going to happen really whether it i mean this really whether it be i mean this this of back the this reminds me of back in the day nixonian times when day with the nixonian times when the state was at war with it, with their, you know, their own people and. the fbi has come people and. so the fbi has come out musk, who is out because of elon musk, who is a god to me, he's a god. he came out and said that he found they found that at at files at twitter after bought it that

twitter after bought it that twitter was given $3.5 million by the fbi as a sort of slush fund as a slight a reward for invest regarding american citizens giving in vouchers like fbi vouchers , something i would fbi vouchers, something i would think it was just strange. your local fbi and had heard of nobody notices that they can just ship 3.5 million americans such a country come such a rich country it's come but nakedly like a but it was just nakedly like a bribe. it was essentially it was so nearly a bribe. it was like saying, we know we're doing something. you take this something. but if you take this money , we won't you. this money, we won't bother you. this will to furnish the extra will help to furnish the extra office that we've asked you to open this . you're going to open this. you're going to need it. i twitter it. because i think twitter losing all lost was so losing all of its lost was so much money. the amazing part of the story to me is, is that the fbi agent in san francisco was named elvis chan elvis . elvis named elvis chan elvis. elvis chase sounds fake . that sounds chase sounds fake. that sounds like naive. make up some asians . it's like mr. disney. so is it like a of is it like a i assume? it's you know what i mean? is

this old? it's like that. yeah. well, they assume it's chinese well, they assume it's a chinese guy name literally guy whose name literally a chinese elvis. well, there were there was a bezos of no go where it was , the data was it was, the data was extrapolated to demonstrate that big by the end of the 21st century, there would be more elvis, chinese, elvis . do you elvis, chinese, elvis. do you remember that? that was yeah. there was such a growing trend . there was such a growing trend. there's a point where every chinese person will elvis chinese person will be an elvis impersonator next. yes. but then something that . what do something broke that. what do you what you won't be able to say? like elvis say? they all look like elvis because offensive. because that would be offensive. don't you don't much do you don't you don't twit much do you don't twitter much tweets much i go phases where i do i think it's i from what started out as being as all social media is going to become more more of a cesspit of all of the things about mask has brought all the old band i'm to mind to see where i was too early to say right now. and we'll come to musk in a moment. in fact, he's going to him, but he's going to join him, but he's going to join him, but he's going well, what i find going to say, well, what i find funny about this is just how bad

intelligence are in intelligence agencies are in covering you know, intelligence agencies are in covethey you know, intelligence agencies are in covethey got you know, intelligence agencies are in covethey got out] know, intelligence agencies are in covethey got out. so row, that they got found out. so easily money paid as easily and the money was paid as a thank you , you know, which is a thank you, you know, which is not a deep disguise, is it? so little things, you this is little things, you know, this is so then i'm obviously so on. and then i'm obviously naive, but i'm a little bit surprised twitter didn't surprised that twitter didn't these before these records as well before they handed over all files they handed over all the files to i guess that's legal but but of course this is also so congressional committee has been recommending for charges trump who i'm not a trump fan but he was he said that the election was he said that the election was fake and so on and this now looks like there was of it messing around. this shouldn't have been happening . have been happening. shenanigans, sony shenanigans . shenanigans, sony shenanigans. yeah and i do i know he's malarkey and i do these very now that both main parties america the democrats and the republicans have both they've changed tack and is definitely a sense that they are trying not to argue on the policy or on proposals program of legislation that change that they are trying to present the party as being so thoroughly corrupt is beyond

redemption . you see what i mean? redemption. you see what i mean? yeah there is. there's a sense that the war is being fought at that the war is being fought at that level rather than we think it would be better to , you know, it would be better to, you know, to opening up interest a little bit and get whatever . yeah, i bit and get whatever. yeah, i think because i think i'm not saying i'm a i'm i'm tell you what side that i think i think democrats have gone off the deep end really this is and there's so much buried about it maybe that's why it's out because i think that staying with twitter news now kerry wednesday's metro though i suspect based on the little conversation i have a vague sense this might as well be about hieroglyphics as far as you're concerned. but i mean, i know roughly going on i'm totally uninformed formed, you know this story because musk is restricting voting on the policy decisions to twitter blue subscribers. so what happened ? subscribers. so what happened? he asked the question of whether he should be twitter. yeah. and he should be twitter. yeah. and he said he would go . he actually he said he would go. he actually did vox pop, pop populi, vox dei

. i did vox pop, pop populi, vox dei .i hope did vox pop, pop populi, vox dei . i hope i'm pronouncing that right. i'm sure you know the vox de. yeah, that's exactly why i said that's what you heard was that's why that's what he heard. i said why didn't you just correct me say exactly what i correct me to say exactly what i just weird. which correct me to say exactly what i just the weird. which correct me to say exactly what i just the voice rd. which correct me to say exactly what i just the voice of which correct me to say exactly what i just the voice of people is the means the voice of people is the voice of god. but what meant voice of god. but what he meant is is the is when it suits. yeah. is the voice because vote went voice good? because vote went against and then someone against him and then someone tweeted blew subscribe. this should be the only ones that can vote in policy polls. i must said good twitter will make that change. it was probably musk who tweeted that to himself because it's reactionary politics, right? it's like in the good old days you had to be a landowner to get a vote in the good. those are the good old days, but those are the good old days, but those are the good old days, but those are the to say when the are the easy way to say when the guy the country would be the plural voting. bring it plural voting. you bring it back. brit. i'm about back. i'm not a brit. i'm about america. the same america. but it was the same thing yes. yeah. have to thing here. yes. yeah. have to be a landowner in america was part was a it part of democracy it was a it was a problem. they had was it was a problem. they had they had stake in the game. and i saying it, i think i think you saying it, you changed the rules. you know he changed the rules.

it him, which is. yeah, he it suits him, which is. yeah, he is. but of all, they is. but first of all, they didn't change rules. it didn't change the rules. it wasn't came into it wasn't a rule that came into it wasn't a rule that came into it was he said that phrase was a rule he said that phrase shouldn't did. he shouldn't be, though. he did. he is swimming that. by and is swimming that. but by and large, i i mean, now he's large, i think i mean, now he's saying blue saying it's going to be blue blue checkmark tuesday only blue checkmark next tuesday only people agree with me are people who agree with me are allowed vote, oh, he can do allowed to vote, oh, he can do whatever he wants he whatever he wants to do. he doesn't have to. he doesn't have to the rules. to say he's changed the rules. but think it's but i don't think it's completely unacceptable that he's doing think i mean, he's doing so. i think i mean, there go. he it is there you go. he agrees it is true that he's surrounded. he's on of time . true that he's surrounded. he's on of time. but he on ice a lot of the time. but he has he has embraced has actually he has embraced a sort of a culture of how social platform might be run. yeah he is actually opening it up vastly . i mean, by comparison with this dirty dark, you know these smoke filled they won't even smoke filled they won't even smoke for these vision you know goo filled rooms that filled. yeah i don't . there's no you're yeah i don't. there's no you're really out of touch with big not like the smoke coming out of a stir fry but they had no issues there's whisky over a badly sour

breath and they will decide in the fate of accounts and they will decide in the you know to suppress valid news stories and so on. musk is least opening it up.and so on. musk is least opening it up. and yes, maybe he is. or maybe he's also suppressing things his favour. i think things in his favour. i think it's but it's it's too early to say, but it's the bots did affect this vote. yeah, the hand, bots yeah, but the other hand, bots of know , i think of too. so you know, i think making people pay i think $8 a month or whatever it is i haven't got ability to kind of haven't got ability to kind of have one before i if i had one i would probably have gone. yeah, okay, know, and pay okay, carry on you know, and pay whatever. but i always whatever. but yeah. but i always manage one but i do think a small a small subscription makes a lot of it just of sense because it just eliminates time wasters eliminates complete time wasters and it. yeah, and it hurts doesn't it. yeah, i would say you're like $8 a year even. will be enough to eliminate wouldn't eliminate bots. wouldn't it. yes, right. know, yes, you're right. you know, nobody's to million nobody's going to a million you know nonsense accounts just. yeah you know like you said they've got a horse in the race. yeah. so you know it's the express now and stand with crimes against humanity have the strikingly named six. yeah who is i would imagine surely going

to be the last war criminal to be prosecute . well, you don't be prosecute. well, you don't know. people are living longer. longen know. people are living longer. longer. i mean, this is i don't know. try to make this know. let's try to make this funnier basically funnier. you can it's basically a who 97 and she was put a woman who 97 and she was put trial and she was given she was put on trial because she was the secretary at the concentration camp where thousand jews and, other people were killed. she to a named one of the well—known individuals like the was you know like no , we're scraping the know like no, we're scraping the barrel now. yeah this is this is quite significant. and you're. right. it's probably the last of these 97 and said that these cases 97 and said that they said that 20 years ago. 2787. yeah. but didn't mean it. yeah. they made terrible secretary. that was quite reason that was only about four or five years ago. she came i don't know whether she was considered to be the evil have the secretary of evil might have been second been like, you know, second tier. never really trusted tier. i've never really trusted typists nonchalant so typists it's that nonchalant so i don't care whatever but you know what i found shocking is that she was sentenced to a two year suspended sentence . right.

year suspended sentence. right. she wasn't being sent prison, but i still thought it was a bit harsh. yeah, you know, but you got to be sure she doesn't kill any . she is got to be sure she doesn't kill any. she is she got to be sure she doesn't kill any . she is she not got to be sure she doesn't kill any. she is she not going to prison. i come back. that's a reasonable jail to once you but why don't you prosecute it you've got to do something haven't i mean can't haven't you. i mean you can't just in many our just go anywhere in so many our i mean it's it is they should see these guys arguably the most serious ever committed to serious crime ever committed to 10,000 people. yes but loads of people there as time has passed, it's like it's a bit like one of those risk analysis matrices, isn't know what isn't it? you know what i mean? like how serious is the risk and then how likely happen? then how likely is it to happen? i there's a there's i mean, there's a there's a message to the future saying, if you in any level, you get involved in any level, it back on you . at the it can come back on you. at the same time . yeah, the future, same time. yeah, the future, sure. but the same the same time. lots of got away with it. and operation paperclip , of and operation paperclip, of course, had loads of working the americans a scientist, which americans as a scientist, which the basic message was, you know , going to commit mass , if you're going to commit mass murder then get an education murder, then get an education and go don't be needed as yeah, we have a similar thing with

jemmy know, jemmy saville, you know, they all didn't and then. yeah, and this is sort of mine this is all sort of mine groping. do you want to hear something funny? mother , when something funny? my mother, when richard at the age of richard nixon died at the age of 84 years old she said god got him the end . i think she was it him the end. i think she was it was . yeah, that proves god was. yeah, that proves god exists, doesn't it. i mean. so this lillian's got away with it so far, you see god punishing , so far, you see god punishing, me? it is extraordinary. the confabulation capable of anyway carry from the express to wednesday's guardian with a single bouncer take single bouncer will take a moment to re—orientate taliban ban women university ban afghan women university educations . taliban ban afghan women university educations. taliban and taliban women banning debating is what they do the republic of afghanistan people are women having to dress more conserved every now and they've been knocked out of education in which i like that word conservative even if they were navy blue and yeah carrying sticks. well, i think it's we made a law at the moment clothing but i think everyone

from the pictures we've been seeing , from the pictures we've been seeing, women from the pictures we've been seeing , women know that that's seeing, women know that that's coming . so this is the right to coming. so this is the right to restrictions and no more education. it's all because when we talk about countries , we talk about countries, afghanistan and iran and so on, there's decades in which women get so levels of rights and then they get taken away again, it's a constant balance and forwards and how do you see i mean iran which we've talked earlier, which we've talked earlier, which is now coming down on its own, it's women like a tonne of bncks own, it's women like a tonne of bricks and it's horrific. but we've seen photographs from we've all seen photographs from the and sixties before the the 1950s and sixties before the before curtain. i mean and before the curtain. i mean and obviously, you know, america had a hand women not only a hand that women were not only they were extremely fashionable they were extremely fashionable they were extremely fashionable they were very, very self assertive . so they doesn't seem assertive. so they doesn't seem to have ever been the case in afghanistan. as far as i can tell. well, i think tell. there is, well, i think there a few years there. can there are a few years there. can i women being can i say few good words about the taliban and that's good good good. a different angle go ahead . i'm different angle go ahead. i'm told not to that. i want to know

why , why, why the women can't why, why, why the women can't identify men over there that would get them around , wouldn't would get them around, wouldn't that? it's popular in iran as well. yeah whether they well. well, yeah whether they were were were trans them that they were go can you then get go but they can you then get educated is definitely educated there is definitely i mean we saw clips remember mean we saw those clips remember those when british those clips when the british and the american troops over a sort of arts education program as well well their and well as well as their and obviously food more and stuff they had liberal graduates explaining duchamp's you know the fountain this is are you know that he signed didn't turn the urinal upside down and said this is a and this was being made to these passionate you know there these mullahs know sitting there these mullahs i it's absurd idea that i mean, it's absurd idea that they were going to change thousands of years of cultural heft. yeah the of the west i think we'll just we'll just in a few kind of open university certainly how soon they'll be there is there is no other sides with those and whilst people about colonialism they see it as with those and whilst people aiuniform>nialism they see it as with those and whilst people aiuniform thingm they see it as with those and whilst people aiuniform thing veryey see it as with those and whilst people aiuniform thing very oftene it as with those and whilst people aiuniform thing very often what a uniform thing very often what it administration runs it is administration that runs for decades of a place and for a few decades of a place and dunng for a few decades of a place and during time minorities and

during that time minorities and women very often benefit . yeah women very often benefit. yeah absolutely because they get educated , they have choices. and educated, they have choices. and i know the facts and somebody might correct me, but india certainly continue to run along the british colonial lines for sure. i'll give you still to some extent not saying the word lot of bad sites . never, never. lot of bad sites. never, never. it never responded. it never. you fell into line. i think the geography , the place just, you geography, the place just, you know. yeah anyway, we're at the halfway point . join us . for halfway point. join us. for 2 minutes for a further racist, racist aliens. and how much money you'd like to spend to talk to a pregnant transgender . talk to a pregnant transgender. that all be coming up after next banksin that all be coming up after next banks in the minutes.

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carry and liverpool's aladdin pantomime. there's got a new catchphrase where's my diversity, equity and inclusion quota ? yeah, it's behind you . quota? yeah, it's behind you. this is the aladdin pantomime in liverpool. it's been accused of having too many scousers in it online. that's not the story. it's to be and it's used it's going to be and it's used offensive language branded shameful amid diversity, controversy . i don't know how controversy. i don't know how anything could be. not scandalous anymore . and also how scandalous anymore. and also how how did they manage to put together a white course not know it was going to get that reaction in a modern world is though a love for any diversity plan that is aladdin is the most famous thief is me in yes so to have to have cast a man of middle eastern extraction might have been considered problematic as well. how do they've also got over the line come on down to our members i can't even say the word because it causes so much sense town yes guys but i'm allowed to say that anymore i think just a thousand arms to go off in the studio and yes, we

don't say aliens or rental anymore i also they've been accused of having of people from the global majority . i always the global majority. i always find this global majority to a really odd one i feel it's is kind of counterproductive. yeah because it makes it sound like we're the minority. so when they said to us we are. so if they're coming for us, they're going to win. you know, think win. and you know, i think preference is called for at this point . yeah, totally. in orient point. yeah, totally. in orient just means eastern, doesn't it. as in orient them they used to have leyton orient is that is of east london now we have a we of we do different asian we do different types of asian i don't do asian and so don't we do eastern asian and so on and rather than say oriental they asian they always mean they say asian they always mean east cannot we east asian. whereas we cannot we do the subcontinental. yes, we do the subcontinental. yes, we do . yeah, yeah. okay do. yeah, yeah, yeah. oh okay but we are talking about this actual the aladdin happens in jordan doesn't it. yeah. which is the aussie way way people , is the aussie way way people, they're not considered white but a quite white anyway. oh so whether you talk about people of colour here i don't know whether they listen to you or not, but

even then they're often to look eastern asian yeah. east eastern asian. yeah. go east asian . quite offensive shapes asian. quite offensive shapes and makeup. isn't there a play on broadway right now where tony blair being played by a black man . well there's 71 in london. man. well there's 71 in london. yeah london. sorry. william barclay being played by a black man. he is a he's an american . i man. he is a he's an american. i used to like discussion, but. and gore is played by white is about to good. yeah. how did i get tony blair? yeah, i think his name is because our colleagues some official are saying it was fantastic and you very quickly must go. very quickly forget we must go. we a team outing, we should have a team outing, staying to entertain news staying with to entertain news in the mail about woke critic is angry that non blue actors have cast in avatar. yeah well this is sort the same story is the other story is which is who can play other story is which is who can play parts. yeah. and like in the last story they had this woman complaining that they didn't hire authentic . yeah. didn't hire authentic. yeah. like a person of colour is an authentic actor. no actor is an actor should be able to play . actor should be able to play. okay, i'll play devil's advocate. hey, i seen avatar two

yet, but i've the clips. i've seen the stills. they are sort of on native americans. of based on native americans. they paddle down rivers in canoes , have their hair canoes, have their hair in braids, touch with the braids, their touch with the land. got native actors land. they've got native actors in colours of the in this. all the colours of the wind, know, are obviously wind, you know, are obviously basically the kind of alien pocahontas. so they could have, i don't know . they are using i don't know. they are using they using native and maori they are using native and maori . we say maori, but actually the correct pronunciation i'm told is maori. i never quite. yeah, i was in new zealand so i didn't know that. but people, people should complaining about the movie because rubbish you know is cgi rubbish from the beginning rather than going in the face complaining about people too blue in the face. what it is, is, is we shouldn't really have real people playing fictional characters. well we're taking away work from fictional people , create a sort of they people, create a sort of they create a template they're not visibly was i wasn't really meaning we have real people play fictional characters so maybe won't have them listen to that they're all coming of me . you

they're all coming of me. you mean any fictional character like someone like we're taking work from fictional people? it wasn't a great joke, but it is some kind of recognition that it was thinking about having that belief . yeah, i know, know . belief. yeah, i know, i know. glad you're here. more to claim is too busy talking cgi movies where there are people who have been created out of nothing. i mean we're all seeing we see they're taking our jobs. the fictional people ip have fictional people and ip have been taking our work really ? i'm been taking our work really? i'm not even here. you're not me ? it not even here. you're not me? it doesn't feel like me. you're looking for blue people. they can probably get people with very varicose very bad cases of varicose veins. is that . that's a joke. veins. is that. that's a joke. that was a joke. that was a joke that was what do people want? it's benign. today's guardian let's hope for an elevation here the same directorjames the same director james cameron's the same directorjames cameron's categorically proved something don't think i've ever heard anyone dispute in the first . it's nice that heard anyone dispute in the first. it's nice that he's going out of the way to prove something that no one cared

about. but it looks like you went out of his way. this is the headunesis went out of his way. this is the headlines is james cameron jack could couldn't have the could have couldn't have the titanic actually could have couldn't have the titanthe actually could have couldn't have the titanthe film actually could have couldn't have the titanthe film jack actually could have couldn't have the titanthe film jack character not seen the film jack character not jack is in slang for not right i assume people have complained say the saying that wouldn't have says we took have happened he says we took two who were the two stunt people who were the same body mass of kate and leo we over them and we sensors all over them and inside which i is more of inside which i think is more of the story really how decide the story really how you decide someone well why don't you just stop there just say but least stories we're putting sensors inside actors for no reason inside the actors for no reason and they out and they found out that he have happened as in or that he have happened as in or that one of them would have had to die . so the 21st century to die. so the 21st century equivalent of a ducking stool isn't it. to see. yeah but what would the character have would the leo character have sunk. he's a witch . was sunk. oh he's a witch. was shocking about this story to me is that they just implied that the guy automatically had to die and i think that that should be the anymore. why should the the case anymore. why should the man winslet oh you man who thrown winslet oh you would i she is would let her die i mean she is more he was at more buoyant than he was at that. stereotypes one oh that. yeah stereotypes one oh kill more women no not kill more

. that's what you're saying. oh, i'm saying equality. why why should the man be the victim? why should the man every man enjoys a woman should die. he's taken pill . enjoys a woman should die. he's taken pill. i've enjoys a woman should die. he's taken pill . i've taken taken the red pill. i've taken the has been will the red pill has been will always happen. and we know we have. but why should we? why should. a couple of should. so she is up a couple of things like he was know things like he was a you know would you it like so. oh i would you put it like so. oh i see, i see you, i see what it's coming from now i think coming from now i just think that people who got concerned about first place about this in the first place should i've should get a life and i've tested that by putting sensors inside outside . an actor who inside and outside. an actor who was you and it out that was playing you and it out that it's you should get a life i have to say i found it one of the most profoundly unmoving in all film. yeah, extraordinary. anyway wednesdays male as the nhs grinds to a halt over pay disputes. and we'll see. this is it's a bit of an optional extra. i well it's an interesting story because the nhs is spending £100,000 on a scheme to teach its staff how to be inclusive, give to pregnant, transgender or men, which is another word

pregnant, transgender men is women. yeah. and and i can't it even made the daily mail because only hundred thousand pounds which like which is like nothing and the truth is, is that these are still women who are pregnant . they just think that they're i'm going to get into trouble by saying i'm not going to spend £100,000 educating you. you better get your story straight. and people are going to think, well, well well, maybe this is money well spent. imagine spent. because you can imagine somebody pregnant. somebody in who's pregnant. yeah. a man and they yeah. identifies a man and they encounter level of encounter your kind of level of ignorance. yeah. but ignorance. exactly. yeah. but then they're not going to. they're going to because i they're not going to because i was. i would she'll be die they're not going to because i w'you would she'll be die they're not going to because i w'you would do she'll be die they're not going to because i w'you would do whatll be die they're not going to because i w'you would do what . be die they're not going to because i w'you would do what . lie die they're not going to because i w'you would do what . i would; if you would do what. i would smack her as they come to your senses on man one sir, come to you said i think you say hundred thousand is a lot, but that's quite a lot to on changing a few words at a time. there's strikes going so on. i mean, it going on and so on. i mean, it couldn't it could have really been could just said, been a book boy could just said, look, a who look, if you're if you're a who

identifies a woman just identifies as a woman just take the as you the word woman as meaning you this because i mean firstly this case because i mean firstly i it some i think i get it to some extent i think we should rid of all words we should just rid of all words you just miming you in case it's just miming doesn't offend people doesn't offend offend people very ? and also, you very much is it? and also, you know , the nhs we've seen that know, the nhs we've seen that there's lot of yeah. 100,000 there's a lot of yeah. 100,000 for as train director of for a job as train director of lived experience . there's, lived experience. there's, there's heads of diverse and so now these are real lifting serious have lived experience lived experience new term that means experience . they love an means experience. they love an extra word and it makes hundred thousand, right? yeah. so you're to pay a hundred thousand for an entire with all the entire programme with all the paperwork all a, a lot of paperwork and all a, a lot of paperwork and all a, a lot of paperwork and all a, a lot of paperwork and it's that much money for. that much money. you're right. i agree with you in of like an nhs budget. in terms of like an nhs budget. yeah shouldn't be about yeah this one shouldn't be about protecting print protecting feelings. i print my feelings. going to feelings. told me i'm going to be kill me. that's why be okay, can kill me. that's why i to hear a doctor i want to hear from a doctor i don't want to hear any you don't want you change cancer want to hear you change cancer the or anything the fluffy for or anything else but yeah. but you're pregnant. yeah. you need cured . that isn't the need to be cured. that isn't the term people you know what term people you know know what i'm i'm saying what we i'm saying i'm saying what we expect from the medical

profession. pregnant. profession. you're pregnant. it's and say it's to deliver the baby and say it's that it's going be okay. that is true. can a nice word for true. can i say a nice word for this? i didn't mean to say that these i don't want to hurt any feelings. you well, feelings. you do. well, state telegraph the break telegraph taking us to the break and. this describes how early man used to talk using his fifth limb. the secret how humans gain the ability to speak may have been discovered by scientists, may have been one of they just come back when they have discovered and they're absolutely sure why they were wasting our time. we were really busy this programme. busy on this programme. apparently we apparently because we didn't have fifth they think have a fifth limb. they think that mouth was as , a that the mouth was used as, a fifth limb. what your fitzwilliam thinks of this claim is not really , is it? it's a is not really, is it? it's a hole. yes, but you use as a limb to hold food. and so, you know , to hold food. and so, you know, like you can use your fifth limb. i'm a bit busy, but, you know, my, my, my limbs tick. it's it's very old idea. and it came from looking at let me just check them right here because it was like gorillas and

chimpanzees. was like gorillas and chimpanzees . they come onto the chimpanzees. they come onto the ground. they have they use the ground. they have they use the ground to help hold things , ground to help hold things, whereas that means starting . and whereas that means starting. and times they find they live in the trees . use that mouse as a whole trees. use that mouse as a whole stuff. and if hadn't used stuff. right. and if hadn't used a mouse in that way we might have run an extra little doing the mouse that was literally costs us an arm a leg costs us an arm and a leg basically he is it connecting with you lose my small chimp my don't think is going to be used in the adverts the programme. yeah well maybe it will. i agree. i agree with , with gary agree. i agree with, with gary here because it's totally it's like, it's like no information, it's just a guess that the person that using their lips but i thought was interesting is i thought it was interesting is how developed the ability to how we developed the ability to use our feet to walk upright by being in the trees and we were grabbing for things which were says to extend ourselves as possible. there's all sorts of interlocking theories. i like one the comedian robert newman discussed on his radio four company programme. very funny. he says that we began with singing initial singing that our initial utterances been utterances would have been

rhythmic tonal and the rhythmic and tonal and the diction would have come much later. that's not his own theory . but comes up with, i like . but he comes up with, i like that and. i think that's that idea and. i think that's why we love what's his name the actor alive . what's his actor gordon's alive. what's his name? the you know brian blessed bnan name? the you know brian blessed brian blessed . i see. right. brian blessed. i see. right. because he sings. he brian blessed. i see. right. because he sings . he doesn't because he sings. he doesn't just speak. yes, he sings. because he sings. he doesn't just speak. yes, he sings . we just speak. yes, he sings. we love. if everyone spoke to each other all the time in a sort of voiced manner. i think would elevate the spirits. i've lived in this too long that i knew that was brian blessed, that that was brian blessed, that that was brian blessed, that it was , you know, it was that it was, you know, it was black i didn't realise it was like . we're going to take a like. we're going to take a break now. i think you get to like. we're going to take a breea now. i think you get to like. we're going to take a breea picture think you get to like. we're going to take a breea picture of1k you get to like. we're going to take a breea picture of the ou get to like. we're going to take a breea picture of the chimp to like. we're going to take a breea picture of the chimp using see a picture of the chimp using its limb. but after that break, we have the final where sandra goes, green tampons go check in the worst possible place to . the worst possible place to. find bomb. oh my goodness, find this bomb. oh my goodness, i know where that was found . i know where that was found. thatis i know where that was found. that is horrific. anyway, we'll see couple minutes .

and welcome to the final part of headune and welcome to the final part of headline as we're just lewis's children , carnegie and columbus children, carnegie and columbus . this is a really classy name. i feel like banned from giving mine just a very conventional kind potato names now. but anyway you call them potato. well but we got an edward lewis. you kick off our quatro ultimo and a killjoy suggestion in wednesday's metro that we should no longer relinquish those children on the naughty with a stocking full of traditional shame. this is this is interesting. it's a mix. it's a mix of . they have to put climate mix of. they have to put climate change into everything that they do . and they want they want to do. and they want they want to phrase out putting coal for naughty kids says paediatrician from the british in the british medical journals. she that putting coal in, saying you're going to put coal in a bad child's stocking sends a bad

message about climate change. but think that coal is not a punishment nowadays now that you know, we're in house heating crisis. yeah and the kids the kids depends you get to use it in your own private fire with you supposed to contribute back to the family fire i guess any fire and fire in the house, it's going to be used for heat fires. and i mean, that fire is magical coal itself. i do. i still find something a little bit special about coal. my wife like the smell it. we have to be smell of it. so we have to be very i think it's quite amazing medical it's very lot better medical it's very a lot better than of crap. get in your than a lot of crap. get in your stocking. it's interesting stocking. yeah. it's interesting you because you mention that because because coal about fossil coal always talk about fossil fuels there's thing as fuels there's no such thing as fossil fuels it's the fuels these coal comes from they these these coal comes from they come from saturn and they come in from . the article that i may in from. the article that i may see a meteor which can get a fly by and dump tonnes of oil and then is then a dinosaur and there is a dinosaur, but i don't think we've got a minimal co just clear, though she's not

actually saying don't give children. oh, no, no one's giving . people give giving children. people give them coal free for the them children coal free for the long early in the century long time early in the century when kids really get some get cold and pretend they do, she's saying no , not consumers. she's saying no, not consumers. she's saying no, not consumers. she's saying don't pretend to give children coal . and she's saying children coal. and she's saying it would be good for goodness sake. if coal was left in the ground, she wrote, it is coal. we know we're not giving children. coal. you don't do that. children. coal. you don't do that . do you suppose she saw in that. do you suppose she saw in this now? didn't we this now? but didn't say. can we go a step i didn't say go back a step i didn't say that. coal that they that. putting coal that they were promised coal . yeah no i'm were promised coal. yeah no i'm saying i'm saying that what she's saying is threaten them with coal because of the environment. that's like saying you shouldn't joke about babies being delivered by because it would for backs would be bad for their backs it's like they're not they're not delivering babies carry wednesdays i'm still angry wednesdays mail i'm still angry with that one we won't find much to relate to here either . you'll to relate to here either. you'll have to make to a perfectionist . is that right? can make you a harmful perfectionist and for women about their fathers women it's about their fathers with with women as the father

makes him a perfectionist with men is the mother him a perfectionist . so this is men is the mother him a perfectionist. so this is a very odd study this this is self oriented we like to say oriented towards the eastern asian kids perfectionism is where a person demands perfection of themselves other oriented demands on perfection for someone else and then prescribe socially prescribed perfectionism is where they believe that others require perfection of this is all done to it's survey. yeah we've really the news way behind to this point when guilt shame or something isn't is that the idea that some things are how you feel about something yourself and others and assuming that somebody if you can feel the sort of gaze want to get from reading it is research. i'm really with parent really glad i'm with a parent a beat and not for that but i think in this case it might have been a good thing. this this is the problem is they the the problem is they ask the people, are a perfectionist people, are you a perfectionist 7 people, are you a perfectionist ? yeah. and if they say yes, they assume they're a perfectionist they've perfectionist because they've been a perfectionist. been asked, are a perfectionist. there's a famous passage

probably heard it. carrie you probably heard it. carrie you probably recited or it like it was those early. david was one of those early. david brown type where there's brown type things where there's a like paragraph which if a code like paragraph which if you if you put it if you write this anyone who finds it will go oh my go back to me that is so oh my go back to me that is so oh loads. of experiments like that. well astrology, that. yeah. well astrology, we're are all given we're a class that are all given exactly reading and exactly the same reading and everyone got everyone says, wow, you've got me totally . and one of me down totally. and one of those is are a bit of those things is you are a bit of a perfection to very on a perfection to me is very on yourself. yes staying with the man lewis am the only one thinking if only elvis have one of these. well to be with us. you know what it is we to you know what it is we like to think we're the future. think we're we're in the future. i in england. i mean, i mean, not in england. i mean, in america, but the company in america with the america up with with the bathroom , the future which an bathroom, the future which is an alexa is that computer thing, which i don't know how to it which i don't know how to use it to enable toilet music and mood lighting while you go right. to enable toilet music and mood lighting while you go right . and lighting while you go right. and it's just been released by cola, which is the big company there andifs which is the big company there and it's got a bidet which flushes water up. it's got an air dry air which dries water

up. oh i'm into it now. i didn't like the idea of it and it's the seats are heated it's got u.v. seats are heated it's got uv. light that kill poo and it's $11,500 i don't mind having like like a toilet and bidet only i've never used to be that love it. i can understand. but i don't like the idea of alexa because alexa is always listening it. that's the thing about it's like you just about alexa. it's like you just have to go alexa. and she's like, know what? sorry, sorry. i was with you, but you was miles away with you, but you were would we were like, it's like, would we go the microphone, the go with the microphone, the bathroom? you're thinking, bathroom? but you're thinking, are they listening to this? but here's . the news is here's the news. the news is japan has had this like 30. of course they have. oh, i read ladies up long time ago ladies coming up long time ago when you went into the hotels in japan this is a waste japan and this is just a waste of and it's of waste isn't really and it's talking toilets we only one of the toilets you can do zoom call from but what we like is in this modern age where we're sending people into space and going to the deepest depths of the ocean so a toilet seat that so on is a toilet seat that doesn't occasionally just go , oh doesn't occasionally just go, oh yeah, you know what, why is that why still in this age, you

why do we still in this age, you have beside a button. have to ease beside a button. it's not know it's not me. it's not i know it's not me. peter lewis about high tech peter lewis about diet high tech for personal hygiene stories , for personal hygiene stories, high tech time. this is the high tech tampon could alert you to early early signs of disease it is yes like the canary device it will launch in britain next year records health data by measuring in the blood . so now men are the in the blood. so now men are the ones who are missing by not wearing tampons. of course it's going to be some government funding going for it. it looks like a miniature folding umbrella. just off the umbrella. i've just gone off the idea one now, so idea of having one now, so i don't need a minister. i'm getting old. you to getting old. you have to the tampon some of tampon in like some sort of measuring device afterwards actually measuring one is. i believe so, yeah yeah. it's a new invention that combines high tech biosensors with a sophisticated could spell the end to embarrassing embarrassment of periods and pave the for new era of pave the way for new era of health care . you see, i've health care. you see, i've actually doing the math right now. i think so . actually doing the math right now. i think so. but actually doing the math right now. i think so . but that's what now. i think so. but that's what it says. i think we should zoom calls and got legionnaires

disease, too. yeah and you can wear white trousers , go wear white trousers, go rollerblading. we've been. we've been. rollerblading. we've been. we've been . let's finish off with this been. let's finish off with this this. this, this wonderful story of the who's got this? you got this. this is your so basically basically this is now the third story about the bathroom we've had the tampons. yeah now we have a guy, a pensioner who shows up at the a&e france with a world war ii bomb up his bomb up as bob can i remember you had a picture the bracelets and see if we can find that picture. yeah you keep talking and the hospital you know the funny thing the hospital started, france was temporarily evacuated there it is. but meanwhile his it is was temporarily evacuated . yeah house five or six and two metres wall in diameter and 12 by 20 long. that's so he's not a little tiny thing if you play musical chairs once his life everyone would have blown up . everyone would have blown up. yeah he's he's been carrying

carry this one around houses it's not he hasn't he has is from world war one i think he's yeah but what do you think. that's what it is. oh no that could never positive they can never happen. somebody put something in their like he something in their like that. he was as the bomb was was bent over as the bomb was landing and it's been ever some kind of bizarre social fetish unimaginable. you what 65. unimaginable. you know what 65. i've never ate. i used to go with my father , a displaced , you with my father, a displaced, you know, and i would always basically get bored with the planes and go to the market. but they were selling this kind of old crap. yeah and honestly, these you know, they these old men, you know, they would for would sell those shells for a few pennies. nickels and few pennies. yeah. nickels and dimes if they had guys that they were cutting i would were selling, cutting i would say cutting edge. that's an unfortunate like unfortunate but you know like state of the sex what are state of the sex toys what are you saying that they have to have to a document saying have to sign a document saying we no intention of maybe we have no intention of maybe like they do with guns in america. say not america. they say we're not going it for any. we have going to use it for any. we have no on why when they wear those, because that's a bit that because that's a bit of that same of they wear same kind of club. they wear

those like the, you those bullet belts like the, you know, mexican ones. know, the mexican style ones. again, here . i again, we yeah, they got here. i just cannot but it's a very unusual fetish anyway and the is there repulsive that we could just high tech the shell a little bit and if anyone is any more pinchers i'm going to insert the mainly they would at least get a blood test that would that would make sense wouldn't it. the series wouldn't it. i think the series message should saying message we should be saying right pensioners to right now is for pensioners to please your buttons. please do check your buttons. yeah you got off yeah and see what you got off there because you could be dangerous . you get the elite dangerous. you get the elite clothes right now. so remember the government said, please, safe patches self with cotton wool beforehand. certainly oh my goodness. wool beforehand. certainly oh my goodness . well that's it folks. goodness. well that's it folks. we've reached the of another . we've reached the of another. thatis we've reached the of another. that is all we have for thank you very much to my panel carrie marky and louis shape shifting schaffer that's entry isn't it i that's it that's the high school and the times yet i have and then they withdraw and i have

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good evening with the nurses are on strike . they want an awful on strike. they want an awful lot of money 19. but i'm asking in is rishi being raised the bill with what the government is offering? because i'm not sure that they are. i'll give you my response to both judgement. yes they do. but says the rwanda dealis they do. but says the rwanda deal is legal. let's find out. i'll give you my view as to whether it's actually ever going happen. joining me on talking pints, katie waissel , she was a pints, katie waissel, she was a star on x factor and that runs a charity for those that left high and dry reality television . and dry by reality television. and there are just too