oh in a moment headliners on gb news. but first that up stories this hour the us and ukrainian have held a joint news conference from the white house in washington this evening. president joe biden vowed to continue support putting ukraine through its war with . russia through its war with. russia saying americans proudly with the ukrainian people and will do so for long as it takes . it's so for long as it takes. it's been 300 days since vladimir putin launched his invasion into . ukraine, mr. biden said the ukrainian people had continued to show the world that a breakable determination to fight for their freedom this year has brought so much needless suffering and loss to the

ukrainian . suffering and loss to the ukrainian. but suffering and loss to the ukrainian . but i suffering and loss to the ukrainian. but i want you to know president zelenskyy , i want know president zelenskyy, i want you to know that all the people ukraine to know as well , the ukraine to know as well, the american people have been with you every of the way and we will stay with you. we will stay with you for as as it takes . you for as long as it takes. what you're doing , what you've what you're doing, what you've achieved . it matters not just to achieved. it matters not just to ukraine, but to entire . world ukraine, but to entire. world well, the us is the largest international donor of financial support to , ukraine. and early support to, ukraine. and early this week they announced a further one and a half billion poundsin further one and a half billion pounds in aid. vladimir's wolinski said every dollar will strengthen not only ukraine security global security . to security global security. to well, in other news today, the government has the unions representing ambulance workers of making a conscious to harm patients by going on strike . patients by going on strike. meanwhile that is we to watch be

well is we want to we want well the health secretary steve barclay claims unions are refusing to work with the government at a national level on how paramedics will cover emergency calls during action but unison general secretary christina mckenna says mr. barclay's refusing negotiate on pay barclay's refusing negotiate on pay i'm getting nothing from him or from this government all they're saying to is we can't negotiate a p and where does that leave . one of the reasons that leave. one of the reasons the ambulance service nhs is in such a dire state is because they haven't invested in the so people leave . those who are left people leave. those who are left are under increasing . these are under increasing. these people don't give me breaks. they have a day off . they work they have a day off. they work excessive overtime because this is the only way the service run . the final vote on, controversial gender reform in scotland has been delayed until tomorrow. msp was supposed to vote this evening, instead continued to debate of the bill.

the bill will remove the requirement for diagnosis of dysphoria in order to receive a gender recognition certificate . gender recognition certificate. it would also shorten the time must live in their acquired gender from two years to three months. dozens gathered to protest outside the scottish parliament, raising concerns overits parliament, raising concerns over its possible impact on women and girls girls . you're up women and girls girls. you're up to date on tv, online and by dab even plus radio. you're watching gb news the people's channel where it's time for headliners headliners . headliners. hello and. welcome to headlines headliners . i'm to headlines headliners. i'm stephen allen. joining me tonight to surgically dissect thursday's newspapers, we have cressida wetton, m.d.

thursday's newspapers, we have cressida wetton, md. and dixon, adhd moralist cd. okay, let's over methodically slicing through the front pages . first through the front pages. first a's male driving for home it's a petrol off it's their front page thursday telegraph nhs to be offered new pay deal to end strikes the guardian nhs brace for surge in patients after strikes by ambulance first days mirror deadly at thursday's express says fears sick as suffering at home is 999 call handler and thursday's missing if spotted please let him know that now would really be a good time to pull his finger out and fix things. and those are your front pages . let's try and make front pages. let's try and make some of all that then kicking off in the look at the papers , off in the look at the papers, let's go to the express cressida. what's on the front page? okay, so on the front page, a hero's welcome on patriot missiles was the

landscape also looking at cost of asylum soars landscape also looking at cost of asylum soar s £3.5 billion a of asylum soars £3.5 billion a yeah of asylum soars £3.5 billion a year. and we're going to talk about later the largest one about that later the largest one here fears sick suffering at home as 999 calls plummet. so sick , injured people gave up sick, injured people gave up calling 999 yesterday as the biggest ambulance strike in decades the country so emergency are plummeting and hobbling lioness rules to victory so they are at a beth mead toy. yeah. so i'm obviously an expert on because i love football. do you know beth mead very well. yeah. great person . no, don't watch it great person. no, don't watch it . well, she's won the sports personality of the year and it's absolutely deserved. i had a video of she sounds like she's a lot of fun. her mum tried make her do ballet, but she used play up and kicked out. so kind up and get kicked out. so kind of the anti billy elliot hadn't. that's exactly what she yeah of the anti billy elliot hadn't. talwayslactly what she yeah of the anti billy elliot hadn't. talways think what she yeah of the anti billy elliot hadn't. talways think sportshe yeah i always think sports personality of yeah of personality of yeah sort of sounds like bit of a sounds like a bit of a contradiction to me but i'm how dare you you saying they don't

have although the have personalities. although the thing true to say that thing is it's true to say that they're tends to be sporting rather than personality the award always goes to someone who is good at sport. they don't go i mean absolutely lost every single they played. but you know good exactly ? i good lad. so what exactly? i think it's the time . wrong, think it's the time. wrong, steve. they could have given this to fury, who was the this to tyson fury, who was the most exuberant personality in sports , but they robbed him of sports, but they robbed him of it he said some it because he said some things a few years ago. so it's also quite political this award let's be honest because because fury came from being massively fat father couldn't father that personally couldn't on the qatar flight we're about to look at later came back to look at later he came back from to fight deontay wild, from that to fight deontay wild, who was most fearsome who was the most fearsome puncher world. i'm puncher in the world. i'm getting the canvas like the undertaker win undertaker and getting a win that a draw. they that was given as a draw. they still have sportsperson the still have a sportsperson on the air, i just think i just. the air, so i just think i just. the whole thing's rigged to me. sorry for that rant. was golf sorry for that rant. i was golf passion. something out passion. something came out about fantastic. about sports. that's fantastic. but mead doesn't but i'm not beth mead doesn't deserve it. she absolutely probably does good probably does very good at football. thing. football. but that's the thing. if really good at

if you're really good at football, thing you win is football, the thing you win is football. done, but football. it's job done, but it's the same that i'd when it's the same that i'd had when actors awards you've actors get awards like you've already millions to be already got paid millions to be in film, is there in the film, why is there a secondary pat on the back ? i'm secondary pat on the back? i'm just bitter. i mean , many just bitter. i mean, many levels. well, if it's any consolation, you've known watches the oscars anymore. unless someone actively assaults someone. and that's only way they can get viewers. they can actually get viewers. now that money, it's now any of that money, it's a bbc personality. bbc sports personality. any punches? know of punches? because, you know of those get brain punches those people get brain punches she she scored six goals and five assists what is that is that appalling that's why you set the goal. you it and set up the goal. you pass it and then someone else scores. so yeah. it's just like a type yeah. so it's just like a type of very good pass only assists a yeah of very good pass only assists a year. that doesn't sound like a lot. how often is she playing football. you can only do it when you're the pitch though. when you're on the pitch though. to it's, you know, very to be fair, it's, you know, very honestly, it's spoof on then to the nick, their the telegraph nick, what's their front oh yeah front page look like. oh yeah telegraph. got nhs telegraph. i've got nhs to be offered new pay to end strikes and i've been trying to look into this fast track thing that steve barclay is talking about. not sure what's actually

not quite sure what's actually to so typically they to happen. so typically they have august to get have to wait until august to get the even the the backdated even though the recommendations made by an recommendations are made by an independent april . but independent body in april. but he's saying he's going to speed the but i can't the process up. but i can't actually see any information. i've it's going i've got exactly how it's going to be sped up and how much and in what way. but that could just be obviously something be me. but obviously something needs the other needs to be done and. the other front page had, fears of the front page had, the fears of the you of the 99 calls are you know, of the 99 calls are going to plummet and so on. they've actually said , don't the they've actually said, don't the number 999 calls fell significantly on wednesday after ambulance chiefs urged people to ask themselves, am i to ask themselves, am i going to die before up the phone? die before picking up the phone? i an existential level i mean, on an existential level , is always yes. so , the answer is always yes. so you you make the call with you could you make the call with that? so a loophole but that's a heck to have to ask heck of a thing to have to ask before you pick up the phone is implying that he thinks call for fun the time some prank fun all the time some dude prank don't many of them have fun all the time some dude prank don' ailmentsany of them have fun all the time some dude prank don' ailments theyf them have fun all the time some dude prank don'ailments they butam have fun all the time some dude prank don'ailments they but in have fun all the time some dude prank don'ailments they but i think; real ailments they but i think the is if you if you're the thing is if you if you're not going from something not going to die from something you could you make your own way that can you walk it. that yeah yeah can you walk it. yeah. know how bad

yeah. how far you know how bad is this stroke. i mean i heard the other day that people aren't cooling. they're calling 111 now. giving up on the now. but the giving up on the calls, it's something of calls, it's something half of the don't actually the calls they don't actually get, give up. maybe get, they just give up. maybe that's it sounds like they may as well try 911 at this point. just just try and know that i'm not like this. you sort not making like this. you sort of because a comedy of got to because it's a comedy show, it is incredibly show, but it is incredibly bleak, obviously, of, bleak, obviously, just sort of, you know, for a bit of you know, but then for a bit of balance though, i suppose on a day we're told don't call day when we're told don't call 999, headline people 999, the headline is people didn't call 999, but just don't try to do this angle that try to do this no angle that they wouldn't find appalling. you yeah, not you know i mean yeah, it's not surprising the were surprising the numbers were lower. that's a good lower. yeah. yeah, that's a good point. also the lens point. it also goes the lens gives rewarded with more gives us rewarded with more weapons. wanted weapons. just what you wanted for more weapons. so for christmas. more weapons. so this is obviously zelenskyy meeting, i know meeting, biden and this i know this happened . you this actually happened. you know, afterwards this actually happened. you kn

mean, by the way, biden as well, he gave biden a special medal and god love you, and biden said, god love you, which also to that which he also said to that tiktok mulvaney. so tiktok star dylan mulvaney. so it's of you it's like kind of a that you think zelenskyy will a bit more than that wouldn't you? but it's one i have. no, it's not one thing i have. no, it's not that. i'm like anti aid to ukraine state but i've noticed some who some americans on twitter who sort people are sort of political people are getting sick it saying how getting a bit sick it saying how much more this america going much more of this america going to just them to take you just giving them endless my endless money. although my friend the other friend went out there the other day, god knows why for his holiday, just to check out the scene in ukraine and. you know how people saying it how some people are saying it wasn't it's real estate. wasn't real. it's real estate. all cgi, that's all they've gotten cgi, that's all say. so, yeah, all i'm going to say. so, yeah, no i was going to say i'm sure it's real, but i'm your friend has a terrible travel agent. yeah, yeah. he's i mean, i'm sure to afghanistan then sure he went to afghanistan then went serve like, is went to serve was like, what is the dangerous i can so the most dangerous i can go? so yeah legend but i suppose yeah of a legend but i suppose that he might get more medical treatment than he would had today. bear in. today. so let's bear in. we've just read headline on the just read the headline on the telegraph just be telegraph and just to be offered new deal end strikes, new pay deal to end strikes, let's take a look at the mirror and they're the

and they're covering the strikes. president they're looking entirely looking at this in an entirely different light. they won't talk, ambulance, they talk, pay to ambulance, they won't hospital won't talk paid to hospital porters. pay to porters. they won't talk, pay to nurses won't talk pay to nurses they won't talk pay to anyone. that's anyone. silence so that's a slightly different take, isn't it? those two newspapers need to go a room have a fight. go in a room and have a fight. yeah, yeah they do. rishi sunak and apparently and steve barclay apparently earning by refusing earning nhs strikes by refusing to talk about pay with struggling staff. unions warn many think. do you not think that maybe if you talked even if talk was to say no , you know, talk was to say no, you know, we're going to we're going to stay where we are on this. at least the talks might mean fewer strikes which as someone who is more likely break his leg more likely to break his leg than get paid i'd than ever get paid more, i'd rather this yeah rather have this service. yeah i mean, side are you on this mean, which side are you on this time? obviously, the mirror is taking the strike side. i mean, it's left wing papers. not it's the left wing papers. not particularly surprising. and obviously demonising, i guess the and the the sunak and barclay and the tell bit more. let's see tell us a bit more. let's see a little bit more moderate are you on which full on on that. which are you full on prospero up . oh i mean prospero strike up. oh i mean i'm the house i'm not allowed to have opinion. but i'll tell

have an opinion. but i'll tell you think i will. i think you what i think i will. i think i've already said it. i'd i've already just said it. i'd rather actually take rather people actually take in negotiations because . then we negotiations because. then we don't the problem . a strike. don't get the problem. a strike. i'd rather they spend all day about. i the being about. i want the nhs being ghosted prime minister. ghosted by the prime minister. you generally. my you know generally. my sympathies when i saw sympathies shifted when i saw a clip. he said avalon is a called gb news right wing bigots. i'm sure that's no way. talk about steve jeremy when i see on a serious note, that is very unfair because we have so many people we have people, you know, production staff and so on who have left lynch. so have further left mick lynch. so it's very broad we have here. it's a very broad we have here. so it was really so i thought it was really disappointing that mick lynch just labour us all like that and put right off it strikes. put me right off it strikes. i don't think you watched the entire ministry events entire series ministry of events back day. that's why back in the day. no that's why he fully understand. i'm he doesn't fully understand. i'm sorry. he sorry. i'm starting to think he doesn't headlines. these doesn't watch headlines. these might be the case. so let's take a look what the daily star a look at what the daily star has their front page. well has gone their front page. well gone serious from the gone more serious from the staff once and it once they've gone missing and it says spotted, please him says if spotted, please him know that would really good that now would be a really good time his finger out and

time to pull his finger out and fix things. and that's going cause about rishi sunak and it was slightly photo here so was a slightly odd photo here so they've of semi attempted they've sort of semi attempted proper they're proper news there and they're very taking the view view very much taking the view view as know, where's as the mirror. you know, where's she it's funny, she gone. and it's funny, sweetie, general been sweetie, in general hasn't been particularly sweetie, in general hasn't been partibeen.y sweetie, in general hasn't been parti been more of a sort of he's been more of a sort of managerial guy. we saw him pop up with klaus schwab with those star suits that where star trek suits that where we haven't and i sort haven't really seen. and i sort feel like, you know, boris was just every just there, very present every day making some joke or gaffe. i don't leave trust was don't leave unless trust was sort every day for sort of big news every day for obvious she feel you know, obvious she feel like, you know, it's he's really there is it's like he's really there is do you feel that no. yeah. do you feel like that no. yeah. it's almost like he's avoiding the certainly. he's the media. certainly. maybe he's working room. he's just the media. certainly. maybe he's vidon't; room. he's just the media. certainly. maybe he's vidoi'i'l know. room. he's just the media. certainly. maybe he's vidoi'i'l know. well,)om. he's just the media. certainly. maybe he's vidoi'i'l know. well, they he's just the media. certainly. maybe he's vidoi'i'l know. well, they will just i don't know. well, they will say he's working really hard and that's of his thing i'm that's of his thing is i'm a hard working, serious boss, which so serious he can't which is so serious he can't even you ever. even talk to any you ever. he's working hard. but if he's working so hard. but if he's working so hard. but if he's working hard, why do we not have the problem why is why the problem solved? why is why does star to do does the daily star get to do that front it's behind the that front page? it's behind the scenes yeah. what do you scenes work. yeah. what do you think, i don't know. think, kristen? i don't know. i think, kristen? i don't know. i think it sounds he's biding think it sounds like he's biding

his hoping that his time and hoping that inflation's disappear. inflation's going to disappear. right? point the nurses right? at which point the nurses will say, oh, yeah, it's fine now. yeah, yeah. the now. so yeah, yeah. the long game plan, long game. game plan, the fiscal long game. yeah that's the time yeah well, that's the time with all serious around. all this serious going around. let's look at the sun let's take a look at the sun with its cutting edge journalism here. well, sun, yeah, it here. well, the sun, yeah, it turns the daily of turns out the daily star of a heavy, heavy political paper, the of them, the says, the two of them, the sun, says, jesus, maria the we don't jesus, maria and the we don't care line is back . that's care line duty is back. that's yeah. it needs . drama line of yeah. it needs. drama line of duty is returning to live to deliver this is awfully blurry to deliver the explosive climax fansin to deliver the explosive climax fans in the last series. to deliver the explosive climax fans in the last series . yeah fans in the last series. yeah the blur is deliberate to put you off this this this is a sun clearly terrified of doing any stories after the clocks thing they've been so attached they're like guys tv but hey like guys a tv shows but hey your parents love it back your parents love it it's back isn't tv luck i'll just be the sun now for the next three months. it's a fact that this is a front page that wouldn't even be quick magazine. i'm be on tv. quick magazine. i'm sure find something sure they'd find something more exciting in the world of telly. yeah. show that's ended is

yeah. telly show that's ended is coming money coming back for another money wringing of the system series you're this is disappointing middle page you're right it's a disappointing little magazine that in the middle that falls out in the middle that falls out in the middle that don't read it's that you don't read it's disappointing even for that isn't say did you isn't it. like you say did you watch? you going watch watch? are you going to watch it? watch any of them. it? i didn't watch any of them. which is why was not upset which is why i was not upset about finding out the mole about finding out who the mole or the agent or the. we found out who someone was and people weren't about it. it was weren't happy about it. it was mental. it mental. i didn't watch it ehhen mental. i didn't watch it either. well, i can't wait to mental. i didn't watch it eithwatch ll, i can't wait to mental. i didn't watch it eithwatch the can't wait to mental. i didn't watch it eithwatch the next: wait to mental. i didn't watch it eithwatch the next series.) mental. i didn't watch it eithwatch the next series. well, not watch the next series. well, a quick break now, but join us in two for our obligatory trump and updates and why you and musk updates and why you want a rethink if you're want to have a rethink if you're going ten flicks .

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confusing there's now an update scotland's gender recognition certificates yeah it's confusing annoying so snp not ignoring immediate immediately think probably are after voting down gender reform amendments insist msp so karen adams says there's no evidence male predators will self—declare as female in order to access women's spaces. presumably it's that for all the evidence , there totally is. but evidence, there totally is. but i'm crazy claim. i mean, of course it's dangerous. but then again we can get the ducks a row. is that wrong? as well as your surname is far more careful, which also would have been facing it. but what could have been talking terrible things? well, karen white have been talking terrible thingsthere's well, karen white have been talking terrible thingsthere's been karen white have been talking terrible thingsthere's been there'swhite have been talking terrible thingsthere's been there's been stuff. there's been there's been previous of it. i was previous examples of it. i was hoping across variety hoping that across the variety but been. yeah karen why but there's been. yeah karen why the, the now lady who who was in a woman's prison and attacked more women do you think that speaks to this particular use of certificates or is that would that be the argument be well clearly it's already something that people can do anyway. well,

i had an easy was already convict it wasn't she so yeah . convict it wasn't she so yeah. think so. no i think what i think adams is saying that once they transition they've always been a i think how been a woman and i think how she's getting out it she's getting out of it therefore there's no evidence you know, because in her world they've been they've always been a woman inside loophole personally inside the loophole personally that she's using. but that's just theory . and it says, but just my theory. and it says, but there's no where it gets complicated is as these amendments they propose, amendments that they propose, one you about about one of them you know about about making exception is for sexual violence. and it's not quite clear, but are members of a project or the about to be rejected. but then the times has an update saying where someone has said a gender recognition certificate for people it's not for sexually violent individuals who want to exploit any systems. those people are by definition exploitative. which seems like a strange to mean, i mean, strange to me. i mean, i mean, that's the whole reason we have the bill is because because of those people sort of saying it's just that seems like a question of definition. yeah, but of definition. well, yeah, but i think people for the think the people for the amendment saying actually the certificate for certificate should only be for people exploitative . people who aren't exploitative.

so if you are a i think they call it high risk. so if you are a i think they call it high risk . yeah, it call it high risk. yeah, it isn't. but if you exploit, you're going against the whole system in the first. well in this idea of higher i mean this idea of higher risk. i mean most what we hear about sex most of what we hear about sex offences we hear that they're all they're all very serious aren't they. people often don't want to make a distinction between levels of sexual offence and yet that's what's happening here. so, so being suggested that high risk sex offenders should be more closely monitored, have less access to these gender reforms to recognition certificates . so recognition certificates. so yeah, grc recognition certificates , you'd think you certificates, you'd think you think as soon as i'm surprised that the people are proposing to divide people into more and less serious sexual offences. yes nearly ended ken clark's career saying that in the new and what's what's really frustrating is this has upon had been intended prevent a scenario where women would have to refer to attacker as she or her in a courtroom. i mean imagine that's

disgusting angry the disgusting makes me so angry the idea someone's raped or idea of someone's raped or whatever and you have refer whatever and you have to refer to that proto i mean i to them by that proto i mean i would probably probably would just i'd probably probably kill then be kill someone on then i'd be prison. this is that's just makes mad. i'm even makes me so mad. i'm even a woman. i'm angry. so that maybe so so compassionate that. so angry. so compassionate that. well a misogynist well i get called a misogynist by it's very by kerry, but it's very much like hulk in first like the hulk in that first avengers film. we think secret is always angry . is that you're always angry. you've got that base level anger . well, that's true. but and for once, applying to something once, i'm applying to something good.the once, i'm applying to something good. the mail. and how good. the daily mail. and how many does take process many people does it take process an or rather long an asylum claim or rather long doesit an asylum claim or rather long does it take them? it takes far too so suella braverman too long. so suella braverman says it says that civil servants processing asylum claims at rate of just one per week, just one per week. she's criticised the home office staff for being slow to process asylum claims . today, to process asylum claims. today, the home secretary told piers that caseworkers handling cases have to speed up , help reduce have to speed up, help reduce the 100,000 and now strong backlog and reduce multimillion pound bill. and of course this

comes as rush is the prime last week pledged to clear that six figure traffic jam by the end of next year but it's 100,000 the rate of one a week is that 20,000 years or something? how many of them are that? i don't know. i mean, it's you can clear the backlog, but it will take the backlog, but it will take the sun will still be around by then, but might not be. that's all we know. pretty yeah. so of course they're looking alternatives holiday parks former halls now cruise former student halls now cruise ships . i don't know i assume ships. i don't know i assume they'll be docked and they won't have to watch the entertainment. i don't know. we've all considered cruise ships when everything yeah not everything else fails. yeah not worth . nick, surely you are worth it. nick, surely you are in favour of this. surely should be in favour of speeding up the process. you like the process or not making? it slow makes it worse. absolutely. i mean worse. well, absolutely. i mean the as the situation changed as hitchens border the sea hitchens it the border the sea is now essentially our border people have lost the fear of crossing. so of with the crossing. so of course with the new situation we need a new process. so obviously we need to do about it. i mean,

do something about it. i mean, i'm a sensible so i'm a sensible centrist, so i would put all immigration at zero point, legal and zero at this point, legal and illegal. that's a sensible position. we position. but yeah, we got obviously on obviously work with fans on this, ex—military people this, some ex—military people i spoke to said just get people in helicopter, them on the helicopter, dump them on the french let deal with it. french beach, let deal with it. the more sort of mature take is we to give fans a load we have to just give fans a load of money us deal with of money to help us deal with the situation. yeah, the situation. but yeah, obviously got speed up obviously we've got to speed up the got people in the process we've got people in hotels 5 million day hotels costing 5 million a day and taxpayers money. it's madness. extraordinary you'd think with that much money available spend the available to spend on the problem, you make people problem, you can make people maybe a week . it's maybe process to a week. it's a step in the right direction. just just send them just maybe even just send them all glastonbury . glamping all to glastonbury. glamping i don't know if we've enough don't know if we've got enough to do that. sounds to money do that. sounds horrible point of horrible from my point of view, as toilets sticking as a chemical toilets sticking with mail. nick tax with thursdays mail. nick tax doesn't to be taxing if you doesn't have to be taxing if you make the same kind of that donald makes . make the same kind of that donald makes. so trump donald trump makes. so trump paid $0. that's my favour. amount to pay, by the way, in federal tax in 2020 and his taxes weren't audited by irs until 2019. had previously implied they'd they'd been implied they'd been they'd been

audhed. implied they'd been they'd been audited . so that's he audited. so that's why he couldn't do anything wise, like, hey, being now. hey, i'm being audited now. they're and if they're saying he wasn't. and if you saw that dave chappelle monologue recently, he talked about trump in this genius tattoo he did in the debate with hillary, where he like, you hillary, where he was like, you don't pay a tax. and trump was like, that makes me smart. that said, the way, hillary, said, oh, by the way, hillary, you these tax laws, you could change these tax laws, but and your benefit but you and your friends benefit from drop. i mean from as well might drop. i mean you know, i'm not trying to be. what about his amnesty although i care am let's be i don't care if i am let's be honest pays more tax than honest who pays more tax than they big tech they want like big tech companies and they're lefties mainly pay any mainly they don't pay any famously one wants pay famously no one wants to pay more the question is, more tax. the question is, did have a legitimate legislative if i almost set up purpose for i can almost set up purpose for obtaining tax returns or obtaining trump's tax returns or are they just doing it to shame and is what mike cernovich said on twitter. and i thought it was very they're doing it to. try and trump's bad. and say, oh, look, trump's bad. the has he actually done the is has he actually done anything wasn't anything illegal? which wasn't clear oh good accountant. clear to me. oh good accountant. they a great they could just have a great jemmy accountant even jemmy connors accountant even about why lie then. so you think you're a matter of

you're you're a matter of principle. a is that principle. a principle is that the means i away with the law means i get away with paying the law means i get away with paying tax. i'm pay no tax here have or. you even have a look at my or. you even say no. i don't have to show you my tax returns. why should i? that's honest and a point of principle, audited . principle, but being audited. oh, right now is a why oh, i can't right now is a why do the life that if the principles worth defending that does odd but think it's does seem odd but i think it's crisis time so i'm going to let. oh no just because it's not good pr does it does look poor pr does it just does look poor is it is it so damaging they just to talk it you just want to talk about it you know i think trump as i was saying his base saying with trump with his base and the way he is he could have totally said now you're not seeing you know, i think seeing them. you know, i think he pulled off. but he could have pulled off. but you're it odd that he you're right, it was odd that he said being ordered. if said they're being ordered. if they don't my they weren't not don't see my face. trump didn't know. maybe he thought they were being. you don't somebody don't even know it. somebody maybe they i'm maybe thought they were. i'm not sure, about it sure, steve, about that. it doesn't i do think, doesn't seem great. i do think, though, you want to get though, if you want to get someone and they obviously want to they to get trump, they got fbi against they've got the irs against him. they've got the irs if you've got if you're some like trump a billionaire with

multiple there's multiple businesses, there's probably something you can find if get then they just if you get one, then they just hire 87,000 irs agents. america, if get if you want if you want to get if you want use the irs against someone you can something right? can find something right? i don't mean, single don't know. i mean, every single president has been president before has been audhed president before has been audited know that audited every i didn't know that until this article, but until i read this article, but they audited all the time so they get audited all the time so if all of have managed to if all of them have managed to not have the skeleton in not have enough, the skeleton in the to be the closet for it to be a problem, why different? problem, why trump be different? yeah point. you know, yeah that's my point. you know, it's i mean, i'm say, oh, it's i mean, i'm not say, oh, i'm just a trump fanboy. i'm just very but it was interesting as well. steve trump has actually money being actually lost money being president, whereas obama had about million worth before about 3 million net worth before becoming has 70 becoming president. now has 70 million. happened? million. how is that happened? i think definitely he think he's definitely lost. he hasn't just given it. oh, well, somebody his official net worth has say. but has gone down. let's say. but it's funny. i guess feel it's just funny. i guess i feel like trump take a in his like trump did take a in his lifestyle i people lifestyle where i think people like hillary and you know, at least people seem to come with a lot money from bill clinton. lot of money from bill clinton. people was making a people i mean, he was making a loss for lots years in the loss for lots of years in the run to it. and during. yeah run up to it. and during. yeah thursday's next thursday's guardian next cressida elon musk is resigning from because people

from twitter because people onune from twitter because people online to said online told him to if i said what people told me to what people online told me to then back out wouldn't then i'd my back out we wouldn't that can't handle it you that the nhs can't handle it you elon musk said on tuesday that he not step down as chief he will not step down as chief executive company . he can executive of a company. he can find a suitable replacement . so find a suitable replacement. so that's the big question . it that's the big question. it who's who's going to replace musk he it has to be somebody who he's not going to kill twitter there's loads of suggestions and suggestions that well, no, that's the big problem. and i've suggested it myself. but there would be if i got it, took it over, it would be a kind of reign of terror banning everyone. i don't like brutality. yeah. no principles totally pure. vengeance brutality. yeah. no principles to based pure. vengeance brutality. yeah. no principles to based on pure. vengeance brutality. yeah. no principles to based on what ure. vengeance brutality. yeah. no principles to based on what you vengeance brutality. yeah. no principles to based on what you brilliant :e is based on what you brilliant think. well, they're having financial . think. well, they're having financial. so at first i thought maybe martin lewis , you have maybe martin lewis, you have this moneysavingexpert . yeah. or this moneysavingexpert. yeah. or david dickinson . i don't know. david dickinson. i don't know. he's good at finding cash. his name. but no, i don't so at the moment, the company is this is musk. he says the company is running as though you're a plane

heading the ground at high speed with the engines on fire and the controls don't work , which is controls don't work, which is amazing. so they need to make more money. how about how about jeremy clarkson taking over? yeah to see if it could be even more unpopular? that would be a deal and that could involved and could turn it into a reality show. i don't know what it's got to be someone who understands the political gravity of the situation. good situation. see, musk is good running companies, but does he understand, know? well, he understand, you know? well, he understands. is understands. but who else is going really down the going to really face down the deep and the political deep state and the political pressure put most? pressure that is put on most? that's the question are that's the question people are saying jared kushner saying will it be jared kushner because with them but because he met up with them but that to be just a rumour that seemed to be just a rumour he offered lex freeman offer to do friedman is a kind of do it. lex friedman is a kind of it to serious but he's it seem to be serious but he's been attacked even since been attacked even just since offering his offering and he's had his wikipedia change and they've taken the he was at mit. so taken the fact he was at mit. so if up and do this role, if you step up and do this role, you will be attacked by political opponents. obviously you will be attacked by poli i'm. opponents. obviously you will be attacked by poli i'm. opjgoing s. obviously you will be attacked by poli i'm. opjgoing to )bviously you will be attacked by poli i'm. opjgoing to do iously you will be attacked by poli i'm. opjgoing to do ithly but i'm not going to do it officially. finishing this section the nick and it's section is the sun nick and it's bad not for me. don't

bad news. not for me. i don't share my netflix password, but it's bad news for the person whose password using. yes whose password i am using. yes millions of netflix warn millions of netflix users warn they breaking by they could breaking the law by sharing as now i admit sharing password. as now i admit i've using doyle as i've been using andrew doyle as a for years, but just a password for years, but i just got into his house. but he's not there, that there, so he's not really that he's left it on. he's asking for autocomplete is a problem but it sort reminds me this idea sort of reminds me this idea that it be legal the that it could be legal the intellectual property saying intellectual property is saying it be illegal. it now might be illegal. and netflix love is netflix used to say love is sharing password in 2017. now sharing a password in 2017. now that's love it legal basically. is legal of love is that legal kind of love potentially totally potentially that wasn't totally clear they breaking the clear if they are breaking the law not, that's it seems law or not, that's it it seems like they be it's not like they might be it's not totally and they're going totally clear. and they're going totally clear. and they're going to crack down it in 2023 anyway. it's those sort of if it it's one of those sort of if it is illegal, it's one of those silly illegal things like, you know, those adverts about know, those old adverts about pirating, steal pirating, you wouldn't steal a car. because it's car. i that's because it's different. totally different. i totally steal a film but i wouldn't say like i mean, i don't but you know, i'm very special but it's one of those sort of silly laws that can right? what happens can ignore, right? what happens if your laptop if they can't take your laptop round doyle? i don't.

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kicking off with thursday's independent and comedians . a independent and comedians. a comedian once did something that caused them some sort of problems is what it says now. well, let's talk about happening with clerks. and i believe is the story we're dealing here. jeremy clarkson won't face police probe over meghan column met chief says so this after he made his his meghan joke speaking lbc radio on wednesday some this is some really said legal are only crossed generally things are said that are intended or likely stir up or incite violence . i don't think incite violence. i don't think this is one of those cases, but of course we will keep a close eye on it . i'm of course we will keep a close eye on it. i'm not quite sure what he means by. that incredibly sinister. i mean that to me, this is just another joe of the milkshake story, isn't it ? and always essentially sort got away with it in. large degree, not completely, but . degree, not completely, but. right, right. so if somebody made a poor taste joke and well, he's not going to be losing his job, it looks like he's he's going to carry on. so on monday,

clarkson responded to the controversy writing on twitter. oh, dear, i rather put my foot in it. brilliant and then on tuesday morning, the independent standards organisation said clarkson's by per column has become most complained about article . nice. would you say it article. nice. would you say it is offensive thing to say. so steve it was a bit offensive. i quote, i've called it a crude and misjudged satire, but that is what it is. a satire. anyone who's seen game of thrones knows immediately. and if you haven't seen take it seriously. seen it, take it seriously. it's obviously thrones. obviously a. game of thrones. we've absolutely we've got we've gone. absolutely we've got the police talking about keeping a on for a joke, a close eye on it. for a joke, stephen. obvious joke. clarkson a close eye on it. for a joke, stepalso obvious joke. clarkson a close eye on it. for a joke, stepalso lampooninge. clarkson a close eye on it. for a joke, stepalso lampooninge. clarksiwith was also lampooning himself with the exaggerated nature of the sheer exaggerated nature of his anger he talked about. well, you know, it's not quite the as rose west. obviously doesn't rose west. he obviously doesn't think comparable think meghan is comparable to rose. says i want to rose. was he over says i want to literally it around literally see it paraded around the excrement hence the with excrement thrown. hence it's exaggeration it's comedy it's exaggeration it's and amazing we've gone it's and it's amazing we've gone with doing this. chris packham the naturist guide this down then there's i knew this was the one that naturalist. key

difference he said is that he said is there any sort of justice if there was any sort of justice, there would be laws that jail he wants that would jail him. he wants clarkson this. journalism clarkson jailed this. journalism for this mental. for a column. this mental. chris packham catapult packham works with catapult hierarchies and caroline nokes , hierarchies and caroline nokes, an alleged conservative mp, said it's mediaeval language. yes, because game of thrones. it's set in olden times. caroline is a fictitious old. wait till she finds out about the dragons. also the character. it advocating that the character in game of thrones was being treated by a religious cult extremist cult which these people resemble to me and the people resemble to me and the people who did it to get a horrible comeuppance will. so it was never a when carson does it he's satirising. it's called parody, guys. kate osborne talked about as well and talked about abusive white men with power and a huge media platform. one why being sexist and one why you being sexist and racist too? as if meghan doesn't have power and a huge media platform is called. so if people got absolutely state did he have a responsibility at least mention of thrones in the

mention game of thrones in the column that people got the column so that people got the impression without impression because without without that that reference just threatening threatening at hoping for violence on someone if you don't know the bigger like why would you want to excrement mate on something. yeah i mean it's that it's obviously a comic column throughout. doesn't kill throughout. doesn't it kill jokes explain jokes slightly steve to explain them brackets. this is a them just in brackets. this is a joke game thrones and joke about game of thrones and it's show is it's a widely known show is about just i never thought i'd be standing defending clarkson but . well, yeah. is but here. well, yeah. this is where are in the where we are in the way a cultural you sort excise but cultural you sort of excise but this you see daniel and nudge on twitter said let's put cancel culture motion she for culture in motion she called for him banned from everything him to be banned from everything they've culture they've come from cancel culture banned but banned from everything but that's my take. right. and that's just my take. right. and they've got cancel culture they've got them cancel culture doesn't. back they doesn't. now it's back and they just saying, do it. just openly saying, let's do it. you like that, like, you know, it's like that, like, okay, it's a good okay, it exists, but it's a good thing. i'm just amazed by. thing. i'm just so amazed by. amazed. another entertainer amazed. so another entertainer managed to make the news in the independent lycett may may independent joe lycett may may well made something of a well have made something of a tncky well have made something of a tricky here cressida . yeah tricky move here cressida. yeah that's right. so joe lawless

responded to reports that he basically his previously done some gigs in qatar. basically his previously done some gigs in qatar . we all know some gigs in qatar. we all know that he he threatened to burn £10,000 if david beckham did want beckham not to go with wanted him to pull out. yeah it turns out he he didn't actually do that. in the end, it was a hoax. and he did donate the money to an lgbtq+ charity . but, money to an lgbtq+ charity. but, yeah, he's so . so he's been yeah, he's so. so he's been caught out by the sad for gigging in qatar. but he makes the point that this is not new information . he's written about information. he's written about it in his own book so yeah yeah it's yeah how much of a catch out because a lot of the newspaper trying to say like he did this beckham thing and he to take money from qatar the way around ages ago did that gig when you know can we get these we all need money i don't think it's a great gotcha i've done the same but it's not hypocrisy for me because i with qatar anyway on so it's fine for me

but it is a bit different. it was a i'll be really was a while i'll be really honest when offered guy honest when was offered this guy i know doha was in. i didn't even know doha was in. that's how i i was like, that's how i just i was like, whatever i'll just do the gig. he's like, there actually run by engush he's like, there actually run by english people who in english people who live in dubal so dubai. it's not really so i don't think it's this hypocrisy because, know not being because, you know he's not being paid state in qatar. paid by the state in qatar. i think it's different having a world cup where you're sort of saying are in from the saying we are in front from the world, have this cup world, we have this world cup different individual different from an individual comedian time really comedian who at the time really known a gig where no would known doing a gig where no would have really seen him do it. you could because gone so hard could because he's gone so hard at there's a certain could because he's gone so hard at of there's a certain could because he's gone so hard at of hypocrisy,'s a certain could because he's gone so hard at of hypocrisy, but certain could because he's gone so hard at of hypocrisy, but yeah,n level of hypocrisy, but yeah, i think people like the think people don't like the smugness. all a dare smugness. it was all a bit dare say it. virtue signalling, right? but he makes the point that gigs in 2015. he that he did the gigs in 2015. he says, i reckon if popular comedian from e.g. comedian from those days e.g. shane shredded a shane richie had shredded a few hundred to persuade not hundred quid to persuade me not to have made a to go, might have made a difference. so he's he's saying it's my actions now that influence know influence people you know i didn't joe lycett to look didn't have a joe lycett to look up to so. well so this there is sports washing there's not comedy is shame comedy washing which is a shame because some money

because we could make some money of move on the of this. let's move on to the times now, nick. and is the james webb telescope homophobic and? that that and? does that mean that it won't at uranus. oh, see won't look at uranus. oh, i see what were trying do. what they were trying to do. yeah a homophobia out of yeah this is a homophobia out of james webb telescope and it's absolutely ludicrous. they're saying the name james webb should in scientific should not appear in scientific journals that. journals because of claims that. webb, the cold war webb, who ran as the cold war space reached a the space race, reached a in the 1960s, was a bigot who, oversaw a purge of gay staff from the government. then people are government. but then people are saying, he saying, well no, actually he didn't that. didn't particularly do that. he has particular to that has no particular link to that firing who are on so he firing people who are on so he actually didn't. it's his absolute master all we have to take name and take everyone's name off and erase history in a row erase history this year in a row kind of thinking we want everyone be like i everyone to change and be like i have perfect moles in past have perfect moles in the past and we are now, even and be like we are now, even though now are stupid though our models now are stupid and anyway, most them and wrong anyway, most of them anyway, especially doing anyway, especially are doing this say, you know, this and they say, you know, we're much aware that we're very much aware that before we voted we interest before we voted we got interest and is considering and our council is considering the way. respond, just the best way. respond, just ignore it. just ignore it because stupid. why do have because it's stupid. why do have to everything? because to rename everything? because people may people never record who may actually anything. actually not done anything. it's

just so annoying. they did anything the ordinary for anything out of the ordinary for his did he and his time. did he right and they're saying there's an overarching merely overarching principle merely because historic because the allegations historic doesn't any less doesn't mean they were any less concerned about them. it makes me a less concerned them. if me a lot less concerned them. if this happening this week, this was happening this week, i have lot to say about it. yeah have a lot to say about it. yeah that why are we naming that also. why are we naming stuff in space after dead people? the dead doesn't people? because the dead doesn't care thing space care and the thing in space doesn't care. but this thing can see back into it, can see so much that it can see in the whole of it, can be can see infrared radiation almost infrared radiation from almost the bang . you the the big bang. if you plot the curve of how racist things must have been that far back exactly it's going to think what it's going to uncover. yeah well the daily mail now has a story that includes religion and being inclusive so that's the blue touch paper let's let's see how angry nick gets. well yes, it is very annoying and. it is hot. and i'm going to even more angry. so furious church changes lyrics of vestry lyrics of god vestry mary gentlemen inclusive gentlemen to be more inclusive and says god she and the original says god she mary let nothing you mary gentlemen let nothing you dismay remember christ our saviour , born on christmas day

saviour, born on christmas day to save us all from satan's power when we were going straight, very solid christian lyrics but they've been changed. the verse been changed to the second verse been changed to god who by have god bless also women who by have been erased through history , been erased through history, ignored and scorned. defiled and displaced dodgy rhyme and the third verse, by the way. and it's not even to this. this is missing the whole of history. just been this patriarchal, endless oppression of women didn't in the third didn't exist it and in the third verse god rest you queer in your anxious hearts still. and it's including queer and questioning people. and i question this i think i've become a questioning person this story but also i guess the one demographic missed out gentlemen who aren't mary . out gentlemen who aren't mary. so i think you've missed out twice then. yes, you're right on. mary. gentlemen are furious. or these stories i to cover this is the whole is holy trinity loughborough let's name and shame leicestershire and the person doing this as whole person doing this as this whole thing rachel glenn search but all people sam margrave all the people sam margrave member general synod member church general synod saying absolutely disgust an act

of worship to our lord to save is being used to push political ideology contrary to church teaching correct. teaching and teaching correct. and says and reverend matthew firth says that an woke biblical that it's an woke biblical agenda and that is also accurate. do you think this is going to help get more into the church? i think it's because i'm horrible people . i think. but do horrible people. i think. but do you want my friends church? no, it's a disaster. this is why the church apart is people church fall apart is my people don't seriously. the don't take it seriously. the losing numbers, ones that losing numbers, the ones that get the numbers are thriving, like catholic masses, like latin catholic masses, where one understands where no one understands what's going on. it's all incredibly serious. ones serious. and they're the ones that are doing well because no one watered down one wants this watered down work. can get it in the work. so you can get it in the rest culture. you don't rest of the culture. you don't need in the church. not what need it in the church. not what church. is latin for lgbtq church. what is latin for lgbtq fact probably fact in latin that's probably a number. went to comprehensive number. i went to comprehensive school states. i have no idea. i don't even know what latin is. the cant the metro, cressida and can't say days to women say anything these days to women because and sexually because loud and sexually aggressive. in ilford, a man who heckled one of the heckled woman becomes one of the first be for catcalling first to be fined for catcalling . so this man enforcement officers witnessed a woman being harassed and detain man

responsible. he was given responsible. he was then given a £100 fine in ilford east, london on the sixties december. it doesn't say , he shouted. yeah, doesn't say, he shouted. yeah, i'm. i'm desperate to know. and we can't shout it tonight because it goes against ofcom rules even if we knew but we'll never know in case you don't know what is. i don't know if you're familiar. the artform big fan says it's often done fan. it says it's often done loudly overall scarcely by the perpetrator in. a public setting which is designed to make uncomfortable is uncomfortable and catcall is different to complimenting . you different to complimenting. you know that it's not just very loud complimenting by builders. well, comprehensive. it's well, it's comprehensive. it's often by friends who are often done by friends who are known to one another already. oh, so i can't on if i don't oh, so. so i can't on if i don't know you because then it's catcalling. well does it have to be and raucous as well? be loud and raucous as well? i mean, everyone that mean, everyone knows that the catcalling is done sneakily. it's raucous . yeah, but it's not raucous. yeah, but isn't it all pointless ? i mean, isn't it all pointless? i mean, there is an argument to say no has ever leant off the side of some scaffold and then said whistled, said, all right darling. then now they're darling. and then now they're married not to work. it's married, not going to work. it's just of hi, i'm

just a way of saying hi, i'm a loser. i mean , i think loser. i mean, i think of catcalls as victims. i really do. why aren't we support them through their their trauma is ? through their their trauma is? clearly the result of being a massive mafia. the fund repays hundred quid. well, that's isolate that point. think if anyone's going to make that point you to assume it is going to me but it that it was cressida against all but it also meant it is we're reclaiming meant it is it we're reclaiming our streets for local communities ending the communities and ending the culture culture communities and ending the cu misogyny culture communities and ending the cu misogyny that culture communities and ending the cu misogyny that starts culture communities and ending the cu misogyny that starts withture of misogyny that starts with harassment and escalates to violence it escalate to violence does. it escalate to being they're very, very being i think they're very, very lonely . and, you know, lonely people. and, you know, it's not it's it's just it's not it's authoritarian, you can authoritarian, not that you can get only people get these fines. the only people are whoever gets are going to help whoever gets that money because it's authoritarianism, the safety, it's things that it's petty little things that people but what it's petty little things that peop actually but what it's petty little things that peop actually lead but what it's petty little things that peop actually lead safety?vhat it's petty little things that peop actually lead safety? dot does actually lead to safety? do you more safe about you feel any more safe about this it's like still this because it's like you still have to be when you walk home late at night. it's got a lot to do with clerks it's got do with clerks and it's got nothing do with. catcalling. nothing to do with. catcalling. there there. there are not us out there. you've got be very careful you've got to be very careful about them and none of this stuff going to stop them. yeah, that's thing is i. yeah,

that's the thing is i. yeah, i agree. i think it is. it's not like the men who aren't to call they already know, don't do it. like the men who aren't to call they people/ know, don't do it. like the men who aren't to call they people that w, don't do it. like the men who aren't to call theypeople that�*w, (i n't do it. like the men who aren't to call they people that w, (i n't do that the people that do. i worry that things like this don't make any impact on the people who are going to it anyway. for going to do it anyway. for balance, ilford has great balance, ilford has a great wilko a quantifiably quick break now final fling now before the final fling christmas traumatised now before the final fling christhe s traumatised now before the final fling christhe s to traumatised now before the final fling christhe s to go umatised now before the final fling christhe s to go andtised now before the final fling christhe s to go and what plus the great to go and what does mean .

welcome back to headliners the daily mail nick and as a self—employed person i had to snow myself and my christmas too. but for someone else they've got a different problem that have been hard severe. my bosses make the bosses furious i can't make the work christmas that's not work christmas party. that's not me that, steve, because me saying that, steve, because i wasn't it was wasn't invited because it was probably i had the opposite problem that i wanted go but wasn't invited. told. it wasn't invited. i was told. it wasn't invited. i was told. it wasn't then found wasn't for talent. then found

out was. there just wasn't out it was. there just wasn't for but this for me, apparently. but this isn't i may have too isn't it. i may have been too talented. go been the phone. but this someone couldn't this is someone who couldn't make and make the christmas party and also course it's inevitably also of course it's inevitably on like all sort on mumsnet like all sort of minor are announced but minor problems are announced but this terrible . so lived this was terrible. so she lived 100 miles car down. 100 miles away. her car down. she couldn't get someone. it on that day. it costs on the night liquid all this and she liquid and all this and she couldn't that on that day couldn't get it that on that day so and says look i so she calls up and says look i can't make the christmas pie which frankly sounded lame anyway going to be dinner anyway it was going to be dinner at cake decorating at the office, a cake decorating competition, then a quiz competition, and then a quiz i mean, staff has story, mean, not my staff has story, though i thought this stuff was a lie. i this bit too much information she starts talking. she up her boss with her she called up her boss with her husband and she at she literally just kept giving grunts that's what i believe because as too weird to be made up by you crunching employees then crunching your employees then went how this was a went on about how this was a very event very important event and i should make every effort to be there. i'm going to risk after bits of what women a lot i'm bits of what women a lot and i'm going to a bit misogyny and going to risk a bit misogyny and say a man wouldn't if you're coming party or we

coming to his party or not. we i've pie, but i've never hosted pie, but i wouldn't care. whereas this is not female to say. i not a female thing to say. i really care if you show up at the party, i'm going to be. i mean, i totally empathise with this. think it's she says the this. i think it's she says the ceo hasn't spoken about much else weeks and else for the past few weeks and it's bit of a bore. it's been a bit of a bore. i mean, it works christmas dos. it's like bullying isn't making you go like if you don't take my soul well, you already have soul as well, you already have 40 week. it's a hideous 40 hours a week. it's a hideous idea. socialising work idea. any socialising with work people ? these are people that people? these are people that you only because you are you only know because you are paid them . you want more paid to know them. you want more time with them. i've been trying to away comedians for to get away from comedians for 11 and here i am. i to do 11 years and here i am. ito do a show and to hear again. a new show and to hear again. it's mad. they've trying it's mad. they've been trying to get you. nick, thank you get hold of you. nick, thank you very so, the other very much. so, chris, the other is she only has to come in once every two weeks, virtually now. so say, well, that means so people say, well, that means you at least you should definitely at least come pie. but the come to christmas pie. but the other i am barely. why other way i am i'm barely. why don't with the don't you come with the christmas yeah, she christmas party? yeah, she doesn't them. she does. doesn't know them. she does. she's people she's probably loads of people are this sort of are anxious about this sort of things. let her off. yeah. move

on to the daily mail. cressida and normally it's passenger and normally it's the passenger who the airline. if who has to pay the airline. if overweight, but not case overweight, but not in this case . not in case. airlines pay . not in this case. airlines pay for psychotherapy brazilian for psychotherapy for brazilian plus . so a court has plus size model. so a court has ordered the airline to for therapy for this model who claims she was stopped from boarding a flight because she was for her seat. social was too big for her seat. social media influencer . juliana media influencer. juliana noujaim i don't know why i'm saying that right now. 38 claims earlier year that she was stopped from boarding a qatar airways flight because she was too she accused the too large and she accused the airline of discriminating against trousers. and yeah against which trousers. and yeah , she's she's one. yeah. well is the court ordered them to pay for psychotherapy . why not a for psychotherapy. why not a dietician? i mean she's a personal trainer . it says personal trainer. it says psychotherapy to come to terms with the calls come to terms with the calls come to terms with maybe going on a diet . i with maybe going on a diet. i know the lawyer described it as a milestone in the fight against prejudice. it's a milestone in the collapse of society. i mean , look, she says , it hurts me so , look, she says, it hurts me so much for them because i blame

myself. you are to blame. myself. well, you are to blame. that's no, i'm not. that's accurate. no, i'm not. i'm i've been i'm sympathetic. i've been attacked. attacked attacked. i was attacked to school for overweight school work for being overweight the day. shaving. the other day. louis shaving. i was said fat y you're fat and was he said fat y you're fat and you louis, you know what? you said, louis, you know what? i i was a stone i am a bit. i was a stone lighter. he may have looked much better. you're absolutely right. and took it on board. so and i took it on board. so i have form with people being have no form with people being available weight. i'm not attacking for that purely, attacking for that purely, attacking personality. attacking it for a personality. so that she's said it's so the fact that she's said it's airline's fault and they have to her money it's like no no it is you know it's nothing wrong with you know it's nothing wrong with you you've got to. you but it's just you've got to. it's your that it. it's your fault. that wasn't it. it's your fault. that wasn't it. i know sometimes if people are a certain size, airline certain size, the airline requires two seats, requires them to buy two seats, which well that's pretty which you. well that's pretty much how each other what they tried to they tried make tried to do they tried to make a go and it's executive class go and i it's executive class because there's more. she because there's more. yeah she wasn't and the wasn't having at all and the thing think they wish they'd thing i think they wish they'd have just given her executive class free. i bet they class seat for free. i bet they do now. yeah. what do you do now. yeah. yeah what do you think? and safety issue. think? health and safety issue. well, i want to get well, of course. i want to get steve is going new as the steve is going to be new as the host just love the idea of getting an upgrade so yeah if i

could turn up there and just you know, make sure i wear something small look fatter get a small so i look fatter and get a free big game. um, danny free big seat game. um, danny still neck and not having still on neck and not having legs doing emma legs doesn't you doing emma yeah. guy exact yeah. now this guy is the exact opposite of previous person, opposite of the previous person, so no legs pro so athlete with no legs wins pro emma after threat to emma may fight after threat to rival's throat and i've watched the video and this guy with no legs takes down the other person the video and this guy with no legs taisays,>wn the other person the video and this guy with no legs taisays, i'm the other person the video and this guy with no legs taisays, i'm exceptionalerson and he says, i'm exceptional because i live because i have a drive. i live by the mantra, no excuses. my guarantees, at all there is guarantees, look at all there is and i push myself forward every day. this guy is all about no day. so this guy is all about no excuses. and i think going to excuses. and i think if going to give it'll be this give an excuse, it'll be this quy- give an excuse, it'll be this guy. came and took him guy. yes came in and took him down in this kind grapple. down in this kind of grapple. and mcgregor was pointed and conor mcgregor was pointed out. hard beat out. you can't it's hard to beat him because you can't if you punch downward, it's weaker. you can't grapple can't really grapple him. i mean, you could just all kick him, you? i think him, couldn't you? but i think but so kind of but apparently not so kind of saying can be some sort saying anyway can be some sort of strike though. i don't some sort of frames frame to sort of frames only frame to strike. got to get strike. you've got to get like kind like a in front of kind of like a right in front of him and hit i think is what you're saying technical didn't look his

look like he couldn't get his legs because didn't legs around because he didn't have any legs to get them around. yes. it's also probably not move is to not that the best move is to lose even if you win by lose because even if you win by pr. yeah. the ribbing down the pub afterwards. don't do pub afterwards. yes i don't do my reason why my that's the reason why i always dailymail cressida and thinking about past relationships good you relationships is good for you and just i feel that? and lord just did i feel that? how feel? good, how do you feel? pretty good, actually. vivid memory, reflecting memories can improve your current. so the idea is experts are claiming that thinking happy times with your exes could help resolve current festive feuds. that's very counterintuitive, isn't it ? that counterintuitive, isn't it? that sounds like a sure fire way to get into a lot of trouble . but get into a lot of trouble. but psychologist, university of , psychologist, university of, kansas, asked volunteers to reflect on nostalgic memories of the former partner and this subsequently them think more positively about their current relationship as it made them . it relationship as it made them. it made them aware of how much they've grown since then . this they've grown since then. this is your area , isn't it? you is your area, isn't it? you think about personal growth and yeah, i'm glad you recognise

that the it's a big waste but it might be the eternal sunshine , might be the eternal sunshine, the spotless mind. i mean their thing was that just erase all memories as they might better memories as they might be better actually. was my question actually. but it was my question here was they sort of increased satisfaction positive from satisfaction than positive from a memory good moment but couldn't it should for couldn't it should be for a moment like any good moment you know that you feel know wouldn't that make you feel better general? not better in general? i'm not totally totally totally sure. wasn't totally by this. think of this. yeah. like, think of something nice. certainly i'd say good advice would be if say the good advice would be if you enjoy detailed you are going to enjoy detailed memories previous lovers, memories of previous lovers, maybe it's your maybe don't mention it's your current. because imagine current. because i imagine christmas is full of hours anyway. you might be talking. enjoy it, but that's the way enjoy it, but that's not the way you to have it. totally. you want to have it. totally. yeah though. that yeah they do though. that lurking good. don't on lurking is not good. don't on your ex's social media profiles of cressida. so not spy for you in the article. okay just stop that immediately. i thought you meant it's good to let the feelings . i thought you would feelings. i thought you would know only in online lurking mean i heard of it now i that's not. it's a technical term is it. yeah. yeah. being no i just i yeah. yeah. being no ijust i

didn't know that was so that what that means i call it face stalking so you do it you just go did not nomenclature oh nothing careful about you know don't do it on phone i learned on the tube because then drop the arm picked it up and realise that favorited i thought it was going to be there on the next carry on. my favourite . it's the carry on. my favourite. it's the metro now nick and children are using emojis for drugs that face. yes, dark a secret side of emoji, steve. it's not all fun and games with emojis and what they to children reveal by play. so this is this is weird yeah a list of examples include using a strawberry dog cherries cake ice cream leaves to indicate cream or leaves to indicate cannabis, basically cannabis, which is basically legal even know legal anyway. so they even know why they need to hide and why they need to hide it. and aubergine or could aubergine or peach could represent alien or represent sex. stephen alien or musk sounds musk might mean sounds a bit like brassai doesn't. meanwhile a blowfish , petrol pump or a blowfish, petrol pump or snowflake can represent cocaine while a fist or rocket might how powerful the substances are and a horse can mean ketamine , which a horse can mean ketamine, which makes more sense. but my problem is if you're just describing a very fast horse, he likes

strawberries and you like rocket whole and they're whole strawberries and they're like i start like you get arrested. i start talking about not young talking about you're not a young person. haven't young people person. how haven't young people in done this ? in taylor's always done this? this like in the wire this is just like in the wire when they sent clocks in the when they sent the clocks in the old days, had to a picture old days, had to draw a picture of horse. you had to have of the horse. you had to have a word oh, i mean, it's not like i people always had code words for when in the game. we used when i was in the game. we used berners and we and in case you just send the picture. oh so you want young person. were a want a young person. you were a dealer. brilliant. really dealer. yeah brilliant. really i suppose always going suppose it was always going to happen, isn't it? you know, the new comes along and now we new code comes along and now we know we'll just. know this. then we'll just. they'll up with a code they'll come up with a new code because now i'll, you know, i'll because now i'll, you know, i'll be send to be trying to send pictures to see happens. not going to see what happens. not going to work. how the work. yeah. i love how the police are trying to not worry parents but they're also saying we're aware that checking we're very aware that checking could this trust could break down this trust a parent and child. so not parent and child. so we're not suggesting check their phones. well thanks well i told you that. thanks very much for our newspaper review. they're them to review. they're tearing them to shreds. a big dog shreds. panel created a big dog and nick big dixon. i've steven allen joined us tomorrow. andrew doyle will hosting with josh

doyle will be hosting with josh howie cox goodnight .

the nhs bracing for a surge in demand. of the 999 calls plus it dunng demand. of the 999 calls plus it during ambulance strikes. good morning at 6:00 on thursday, december 22nd. this is breakfast on tv news with rosie wright and andrew pierce . here's what's andrew pierce. here's what's leading the news this morning the nhs faces a surge in patients from today. of the 999 calls dropped by 25% during yesterday's 9 minutes walk outs . senior doctors are warning the fall in demand could mean people are suffering at home. and the royal college of nursing will

schedule further strike action