hello. welcome back. i'm bethany with your top stories from the gb news stream. the scottish parliament passed a bill allowing citizens change their registered gender without medical supervision . gender medical supervision. gender recognise and reform scotland bill is . the law removes the bill is. the law removes the need for a diagnosis of gender and lowers the minimum age to transition from 18 to 16. it

also shortens the time a person must live in their identity to three months before its officially recognised . it's six officially recognised. it's six months if their age 16 or 17. it's unclear when the new process will take effect . we process will take effect. we will continue . thousands of will continue. thousands of ambulance workers will stage two further days of strike action next month over a pay dispute . next month over a pay dispute. unison says it will affect services across five regions of england on the 11th and 23rd of january. several leaders say the action is a result of the government's refusal , discuss government's refusal, discuss pay- government's refusal, discuss pay. but the education, gillian keegan says they must respect the independent pay review . you the independent pay review. you cannot have an independent pay review process which takes the politics out of pay and then have politicians intervene in that process. not only does it blow , process up and destroy the blow, process up and destroy the process, but also means what happens .7 future years, you know, happens? future years, you know, is going to be politicians now doing . it's really important. doing. it's really important. it's done by governments of

different colours. the independent pay review process has been used pretty successful . and that's what we want to continue . a quarter a million continue. a quarter a million people set to travel by air tomorrow are being warned of delays . border force staff begin delays. border force staff begin an eight days of strike action. heathrow. birmingham. cardiff glasgow and manchester will all be affected . it's expected to be be affected. it's expected to be the busiest christmas for uk airports since 2019, as it's the first without covid travel restrictions . military personnel restrictions. military personnel . volunteers from the civil service have been trained to step in and winter weather emergencies . more than 135 emergencies. more than 135 million americans. with subzero temperatures, take a look at this dash cam video from in colorado. those blizzard conditions with dangerous high winds are wreaking havoc during the holiday travel period . 45 the holiday travel period. 45 states are under storm alerts and. president joe biden is warning americans who want to leave to do so before it gets

worse . and i don't know whether worse. and i don't know whether your boss will you, but if you all have travel plans to, leave now. not not a joke. i'm sending my staff . my staff, if they have my staff. my staff, if they have plans , leave on tomorrow and plans, leave on tomorrow and late tonight and on tumblr. leave now. they can talk me on the phone. it's not and death, but it will be if don't they don't get out . europe to date on don't get out. europe to date on tv online and dave plus radio. this is gb news. now time for headliners . headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. hello and welcome to headliners . as your first look headliners. as your first look at friday's newspapers . i'm your at friday's newspapers. i'm your host tonight. and joining me , host tonight. and joining me, two fantastic comedians and josh howie and paul cox . so we're howie and paul cox. so we're going to kick off by having a look at tomorrow's front pages. we're going to start with the friday's daily. they run with

ministers threatened to block sturgeon jen the law. that news we're going to be getting in we're going to be getting to in just fridays just one moment. fridays telegraph murder. was telegraph has murder. it was free kill after probation free to kill after probation blunders on the front cover of the guardian . number ten the guardian. number ten threatens to block scottish law on legally changing gender. and friday financial times badenoch joins eu critics in attacking biden green subsidies as protectionists . the front page protectionists. the front page of the mirror now that's a king's christmas security . we'll king's christmas security. we'll be covering that in just one moment. and also, friday's express. we will have . a merry express. we will have. a merry christmas. quite insistent there . so christmas. quite insistent there. so at the front cover. we're going to start with the daily. josh, what are they going with? well got nice pictures. i'm guessing sort of how howl possibly be simon cowell saying the secret behind his startling new look. i'm going to hazard a guess is plastic surgery. botox causing me great secret kind of reminds

me great secret kind of reminds me of silence of the lambs you know hannibal lecter like cuts off the guard's face and then he's wearing it. so he's looking like he's wearing another man's face. well, maybe that was the look he was going. yeah, well, you shouldn't be so judgemental. maybe that's you know it's worth every penny fantastic. but every penny looks fantastic. but the got so angry that the main has got so angry that i don't know if i can. my scottish accent. i'm going to try. ministers threatens block sturgeon's gender law . wish you sturgeon's gender law. wish you were slightly more angry. so that you didn't. were slightly more angry. so that you didn't . really. i made that you didn't. really. i made a promise someone i would do my accent. all right. what's going on here, josh? so, essentially, yesterday so they passed the law. sorry today about allowing 16 year olds and above to self id . we've covered this id. we've covered this extensively the last year or so . now you can change gender. you can basically have a three month waiting period, six months for 16 to 17 year olds. and then you can basically you don't need to get any to go to a psychotherapist or psychologist

. you need to have a diagnosed genden . you need to have a diagnosed gender, which you don't you no longer need to have that. it's just declaring yourself and then of you. then you have full access to single sex spaces . access to single sex spaces. there are lots of problems of this. this has been out to the snp repeatedly and yet they have chosen to basically utterly it. so now it went through it went through i think it was quite but still there was a few people who 86 to 39 and the idea is that they're sort of saying no no that people pointed out to me like the problem is it's like people will self id into these spaces predatory men. it's not about trans women, it's about the loopholes built into the loopholes being built into the loopholes being built into the system. yes. so and like they're sort of just trying to pretend that predatory men what haven't in the past exactly this they use these loopholes to gain access so this is it for. why are the snp being so belligerent about this in terms of not listening to people's concerns?

i mean, nicholas sturgeon has been clear. she been absolutely clear. she explicitly there are there explicitly said there are there is no merit to these concerns. but of course there is absolutely, there is there is 100% she and she seems to always indulge herself in the sort of politic x of folly. so. well, what i mean by that is this is virtue signalling of the highest order there is no value to this policy really . it's not that i policy really. it's not that i stand against, you policy really. it's not that i stand against , you know, the stand against, you know, the needs of a trans person because it's a good idea to identify what the issues are and try and make this process, i guess, smoother for but not smoother for them, but not eafien smoother for them, but not easier. not simpler because months is not enough time to make the biggest decision you'll ever make your and she's ever make your life. and she's only doing this to appease or appeal to certain demographic, which i'm sure is the demographic that's going to her in but what i don't in power. but what i don't understand this is understand about any of this is there a clause tabled which there was a clause tabled which would that those who are on would mean that those who are on the sex offenders register would not able not not be able would not be eligible . this for this policy. eligible. this for this policy. and that failed by one vote. and yet that failed by one vote. yeah. however, essentially accusing her basically

accusing her of basically allowing that to go through that makes no sense. all why not why not into place protections not put into place protections for obvious for this to be for the obvious for this to be exploited? why not do that half the people who now have self—declare declared that they change their sex in did once they were in prison ? well, of they were in prison? well, of course. actually, i would. yeah going oh look at that. i can go over that. the female prison which is a bit nicer. yes. it's like using the women's toilets. much nicer. nicholas as well. yes, she'll be proved yes, exactly. she'll be proved wrong approximately three months in a week's but this is in a week's time. but this is going to happen, isn't it? that's good. well, they're going to it's already well, to identify. it's already well, we've seen , but it's we've already seen, but it's easier do prisons and easier to do in prisons and stuff. no. we've seen stuff. yeah. no, no. we've seen examples of abuse and absolutely. there absolutely. that there is evidence lead to evidence that this will lead to sexual assaults in one way or another. and i suppose it's just, many is just, you know, how many is nicholas willing to nicholas sturgeon willing to extend on her extend this literally on her hands? yeah, but there is some hope because there's this legal divergence now between law and the rest of the uk law that the

scottish minister is able to step in and this becoming basically she's getting royal assent that there's a thing called section 35 of the 1998 scotland act which westminster is able to invoke if they that this is in conflict with westminster law which it might well be . this this has been a well be. this this has been a this is a precedent because never been invoked before. but what it would mean is that this bill would through. in bill would not through. in fact, if westminster say no, this could well be nicholas sturgeon's plan somewhat you sturgeon's plan in somewhat you imagine stink this will kick imagine the stink this will kick up if it's challenged. yes it can only play into our favour then it won't it won't be about trans rights, it will be about scotland scotland autonomy. very interesting . well, let's move on interesting. well, let's move on now the front page. friday's now to the front page. friday's times . well, what are they going times. well, what are they going for? well got a cough or cold? stay away from the grandparents like. we've been near the grandparents since 2019. i think we keep thunder and underestimating the strength of the grandparents immune system ? the grandparents immune system? people have been alive a long

time and. i mean, one of the reasons i wouldn't want to make anybody ill at the moment is because i'm sure who would pick them and take them to the if them up and take them to the if anyone there to answer anyone would be there to answer the call you know, given the struggles we've had this struggles that we've had this week. but it's just sense week. but it's just common sense this as we've had flu this is coming as we've had flu or but we've always stuck or cold, but we've always stuck it. well, but the point is it. well, yeah, but the point is , see now a couple of years where we haven't seen. yeah. and my me my grandparents now own me a load of money. yeah. i think, i'm rocking out. you going i'm rocking out. are you going to anyway i'm just to just go anyway i'm just going. yeah but it's how you know, it's the highest level of flu years. and this flu for five years. and this time were 27 flu time last year were 27 flu patients. today, it's patients. and also today, it's 2300. yeah i mean, there is there's been an obvious and just experientially lots of people i know have the flu is it know now have the flu is it something to with our immune systems low because something to with our immune syswill; low because something to with our immune syswill obviously low because something to with our immune syswill obviously blame because something to with our immune syswill obviously blame on :ause we will obviously blame on covid. yeah, well, why not? yeah, that's you just blame on brexit. you'd a way copy brexit. you'd find a way copy brexit. you'd find a way copy brexit surely. but we don't statistics can be skewed anyway. i mean, what the statistics told

us in the last two or three years that they tend to tell covid. so how do we know what flu numbers were in that covid number? we don't know. we'll never and within of never know. and within and of course, this could be a regular number. we against. number. we know what we against. yep, we're going to yep, very point. we're going to move front cover move on now to the front cover of the mirror. friday's mirror josh what are they running with king's security fears. i king's xmas security fears. i wish they wouldn't say xmas like all things drake next smyth well it's actually goes to on say ancient greek you probably know i ancient i don't speaking the ancient greek it's a letter letter yes i was you know i mean there's a tradition. it is. i'm not saying it's just it's done because it makes it shorter so they can fit xmas better and have a bigger picture it like picture because it looks like a cross. no, that's not the cross. no, no, that's not the reason everyone . thinks it's the reason everyone. thinks it's the reason everyone. thinks it's the reason but not the reason. reason but it's not the reason. it just be the reason that it might just be the reason that this know, you'd have this font, you know, you'd have to a nanosecond to to have a nanosecond paper to fit that is probably. yes fit it on. that is probably. yes this would be this would need to be a broadsheet if it was going to be different anyway. there's been a bit of egg throwing recently. people are worried if the people are worried now if the cost crisis that cost of living crisis that people going taking

people are going to taking it out royal family. so out on the royal family. so they're sort of aware that christmas he sort christmas day, the king he sort of has little walk, shakes of has a little walk, shakes a little hand. yeah is that only because of this ? is this just because of this? is this just because of this? is this just because he got makes a little speech? he made a speech . he he speech? he made a speech. he he might be his first speech, of course. yeah, but is it just because those people throw those through eggs at him and paul is that are they just nervous about what that. could you think of another recently? i another incident recently? i can't mean, was it wasn't can't i mean, that was it wasn't it it was. was that where it was. it was. was that where was was the crossbow was it? what was the crossbow last i'd be more last christmas. yeah i'd be more worried the crossbow than worried about the crossbow than the eggs, to be fair. but unless he's i said, he's lactose, as i said, it could be. i mean, it could. it could be. i mean, it could. it could have been a murder attempts, imagine their attempts, i would imagine their head insecurities often about security that. security of the king that. yes, really news? really is this really news? i mean , i certainly don't know if mean, i certainly don't know if it's front page news as well. i would say no. i mean i mean buned would say no. i mean i mean buried the lead story there, which is the top. kate pays a which is at the top. kate pays a festive tribute the queen. festive tribute to the queen. sorry, it be. sorry, that would it be. yeah. oh, danny and the road, danny. and he's an eastenders. a has

more christmas offered. yeah. i think that's an advert that john i think i think news. i don't think i called my wife put on twitter. well sometimes i was unimpressed with the front cover the mirror. i think we should move front cover of move on to the front cover of the star. surely can the daily star. surely they can beat well yeah, they seem beat them. well yeah, they seem have taken a slightly serious story . brits are urged to sack story. brits are urged to sack january and in bid to save struggling pubs , which i think struggling pubs, which i think i'm fully behind to be and they've got a poor white house character on set, the name of the character of very , very the character of very, very drunk. are they are they implicitly suggesting that we should all get drunk and. john yeah well this is the stuff jan that what i call let's get the call to get drunk. jan that's not what it's called. i always call it drunk. jan maybe you did just in the, in your house drunk. february those on march 20 were the least. yes, i it is probably a good idea to support your local pub but you could do it in you could buy pork it in a dry, you could buy pork scratchings in them. yeah. you

know, have meal often that know, have a meal often that pub. that's in belfast pub. so that's up in belfast where you get kicked out if you get if you don't get to do yes. there that he's trying there was that pub. he's trying to money isn't he. that to save money isn't he. but that seems extreme to me seems a bit extreme to me because the coca—cola because actually the coca—cola they mark—up, don't they make the mark—up, don't they? they make these mental, mental yeah, i do mental calls. so yeah, i do think a good to advise think it's a good idea to advise people drink i dry. people to drink while i dry. january idea. i mean, january is a great idea. i mean, just having a month off just to reset and detox. well, i think that's a good thing. yeah. but then i don't know, i the then like, i don't know, i the idea of out but i'm going idea of going out but i'm going to friends first and to make some friends first and then do it. you handle then i'll do it. you handle friend thing and get the friend thing and then get the dnnks friend thing and then get the drinks also is drinks to socialise also is interesting when give interesting story here when give away interesting story here when give awa worth prizes away £10,000 worth of prizes you're picking the you're really picking up on the idea. right. so idea. that's it. all right. so again, just is dream job again, just the is dream job she really we're to move on really i we're going to move on now. is the sun what are now. this is the sun what are the sun going with? something ridiculous again. sorry. no, no, no, it's just put the no, no. just it's just put the sun normally. always the sun normally. we always put the star. then have a silly, star. then was have a silly, fun story. yeah, sun is just story. yeah, but the sun is just out doing itself for just story. yeah, but the sun is just out doing itself forjust being out doing itself for just being the most rubbish newspaper and i use that term when they run with

the line of duty, heavy duty. come this is like oh is this what about this strictly geo dating girls. i mean don't know. it means someone's dating someone on a to a professional that with everything going on in the country. in the planet. yeah but this is the most important story it's come on it's not a newspaper i want to know what to step up. its game at this point. i just want to know what jeremy clarkson has to say about it. well well, maybe we'll find out anyway. for part one anyway. that is it for part one after the break. we've fifa getting salty and reform riots and story women's legs that and a story women's legs that nowhere sexy as it nowhere near as sexy as it sounds the minute .

welcome back to headline your first look through friday's newspapers with me andrew doyle and my panel josh howie and paul

cox. we're going to jump straight into it with tomorrow's times. now it is zelenskyy, the new. so i'm going to get them out a cigar tumbler of whisky. paul out a cigar tumbler of whisky. paul, what do you think? well, these are lot smaller than churchill, but president zelenskyy drew comparisons to winston churchill last night when powerful speech when he gave a powerful speech to in washington saying when he gave a powerful speech to american| washington saying when he gave a powerful speech to american support gton saying when he gave a powerful speech to american support was saying when he gave a powerful speech to american support was crucial the american support was crucial to the defence of his country, which which in fact, obviously in the pill, too. republicans before congress votes on the latest aid package to ukraine president declared your money is not charity right so i mean this is this is great optics once again from zelenskyy i know that i know the republicans in particular are completely sold with this. yes and probably for good reason this one and a half billion pounds is $1.85 billion in military aid. it's billion pounds is $1.85 billion in military aid . it's nothing. in military aid. it's nothing. yeah, but they're also talking about an additional 45 billion of military supplies expected be approved shortly. this is a lot of money. well, you say that

first of all, he's right. that you know, he said that that's the people. your money is not charity . not only is it going to charity. not only is it going to basically a bulwark against putin's aggression. yeah, but way that actually works that money being spent is it gets spent home so that money goes back into the us economy and the way that they procure their weapons is interesting. like those weapons already built . those weapons already built. yeah, they have sell by dates. so actually. it goes to the weapons manufacturers and their orders for like five years time are already in. yeah. so they really basically just have to offload weapons that they already paying them for already have. so paying them for so want it keeps the system so they want it keeps the system turning around. and is there a sort a moral sort of there's a moral imperative as well. of imperative here as well. of course that you know, when this invasion there's been 300 days since invasion, but since the invasion, but the thing russia like thing is, russia does seem like it's in the long haul. i it's in for the long haul. i mean, they're already committing more military recruiting new soldiers. weapons soldiers. yeah, but this weapons is to just it's is not going to just it's whether, again, it's bluff or whether, again, it's a bluff or not like said, you know, not like he said, you know, they've new weapon they've got this new weapon they've got this new weapon they've new they've been building this new missile been missile that they've been developing for a long time,

whether going to be enough. but the interesting the timing is the interesting thing as you say, the thing because as you say, the republicans to republicans are about to take control yeah. so i control of the house. yeah. so i think is very much getting think this is very much getting in a couple of days and in there a couple of days and getting their support. i think that's what i don't think that's what yeah i don't think they should play much they should play too much politics think is a politics with this i think is a goodidea politics with this i think is a good idea think us don't good idea i think the us don't i'm sure who else we can and i'm not sure who else we can and we yeah, but not extent we do. yeah, but not the extent that the can. for the that the us can. for the russia's perspective though, this look like russia, the us are an indirect war on are waging an indirect war on russia. of course they. also russia. of course they. you also got disneyland ever got to go to disneyland ever every tamara's guardian now and pink floyd said it best hey , pink floyd said it best hey, teacher, leave those kids alone . yeah, yeah. well, why on earth is going on in so , i mean, is going on in so, i mean, there's been talk about this story . there are lots of things story. there are lots of things going on in wales. so a group of parents have lost a legal challenge against the teaching of children about gender and sex in primary to sort this out having sex in primary schools well they might as well do now i mean my second point on this was why don't they leave the kids

alone exactly what you said. why do we need to continually talk to kids about genitals ? genitals to kids about genitals? genitals don't need to play a in don't need to play a part in their children's life unless. it's a medical issue. well, i mean, this is the issue about this. they've had sex education policies the uk for policies throughout the uk for many, they to many, many years. they seem to work reasonably well. this is more this is just more than that. this is not just about education. this is about sex education. this is about sex education. this is about identity ideology. about gender identity ideology. this this these documents that were drawn up by the welsh government are effectively indoctrinating children into pseudo religious belief. indoctrinating children into pseudo religious belief . and pseudo religious belief. and that to me is the problem here. josh what do you think? absolutely from the age of seven, whether it's just it's the teaching of this whole like gingerbread man or woman thing or whatever ideas that sexism isn't binary , that their isn't binary, that their identity is the importance . this identity is the importance. this is anti—science. yes and look, of course, you to teach children really as young as tolerance. yeah but like you say, this isn't that this is like the belief that if anybody says they

are something, belief that if anybody says they are something , that's it was it are something, that's it was it was educational principles. and if you are telling kids things that are scientifically illiterate, though they are fact, then you're not a very good school. and then if you're telling that they have a telling them that they have a sex them, might sex soul inside them, that might be to their body, but be different to their body, but that religious. so you that is just religious. so you know, why why are we codifying sort of these are debates know, why why are we codifying sormature these are debates know, why why are we codifying sormature younge are debates know, why why are we codifying sor mature young adultszbates know, why why are we codifying sormature young adults astes for mature young adults as a minimum for me right you get you get teached taught sorry used by education that was delivered and you're let's go with that we get taught science and biology at school they're the important things to learn. when you're seven, that's all you really need to know. then after need to know. and then after that, can have debate and that, you can have debate and discussion anything discussion about anything you like. worry them like. yeah but why worry them with stuff ? i mean, we with this stuff? i mean, we should say that they ruled it doesn't promote any particular identity lifestyle identity sexual lifestyle over another what what another that's what that's what that lady justice said that it doesn't do that it's not promotion. about if you're promotion. it's about if you're teaching each teaching children that they each have gendered soul fact. have a gendered soul as a fact. then you might as well implement you genesis as something that is

complex. and again, this is a judge which a well—meaning i judge which a well—meaning i judge who just doesn't know the issues enough. yeah. who's just putting through they are to appeal but it's always like appeal it. but it's always like they always have to look at the best side of it. well they always seem. it's just like with scotland, like, no, that's scotland, it's like, no, that's never going to happen. it's never going to happen. it's never happen that don't never to happen that way. don't worry. yeah, worry. worry. well yeah, i do worry. but i you're exactly but i think you're exactly pushing stuff from you've pushing stuff from what you've said. right. said. that judge is right. i think a lot of people just don't understand the issues. they just and that's the problem. and that's that's the problem. we're the we're going to stick the guardian what's about guardian now. what's this about women's football injuries? just you're that. i am you're an expert on that. i am indeed. winner. okay. indeed. spoty winner. okay. sorry not me. that's beth mead. she's a spoty sports personality of year. and of the year. josh and she's spoty i see. oh, it's an acronym, but if it's not going to be all in capital, i know i'm not going to make it. so some your intelligence is for free calls for more research into women's ls acl whatever that. okay i do know what that is that's basically supposedly women a lot of neat women

footballers a lot of knee injuries and she's the possibly one this award beth mead is saying we to look into this and if it was male footballers they would all be looking into it as. it turns out as it releases, as it says in the last thing. yeah. oh they did look into it. and actually it's exactly the same percentage in men and women. yes. i imagine the it makes sense. i remember did read talking football boots talking about football boots like do like that design with met the do you read that book an you ever read that book an invisible women and it was all about how like so many things are by men are designed by men just thoughtlessly things thoughtlessly so like things like i read little like yours and i read little it's okay similar like it's okay it's similar but like the bags are not the idea is air bags are not a design men in mind. so why would they want less and seatbelts? what would by men with what would a design by men with men do that women men more to do with that women have muscle mass that have less muscle mass and that but think yes and it but well i think yes and it probably is the football is just very heavy so they need to basically make it phone pole . basically make it phone pole. they need to have phone football. i'm to go to football. i'm going to go to you, nasa's science rescue you, paul. nasa's science rescue moment. you think that's that moment. do you think that's that women the balls ? well,

women have the balls? well, i don't know what we're talking about now, but this goes back to the story, because i don't think cruciate cruciate ligaments are sexist. and that's the way this is framed in some way. yes. it feels personalities now. feels sports personalities now. personalities their personalities any kind their publicist must publicist tell, them, they must have to and. it's have a cause to fight and. it's a shame me because this a shame for me because this is now being as men get now being framed as men get looked after better than women at the end of day, women's at the end of the day, women's football is on this huge trajectory moment. trajectory at the moment. he's going we're discovering going guns and we're discovering things gone all the things here it's gone all the way the year. not a fan. way over the year. not a fan. gosh i'm not a fan of football anyway. so. well that's okay. i overpaid . well, at least they're overpaid. well, at least they're underpaid. so that's a good thing. yeah, yeah, it's good. okay. right going forward. oh, my point. it was only going to be that i don't think this is only, you know, we're discovering these things we discovering these things as we go yeah. well, my go along. yes. yeah. well, my issue, sports personality of the yeanl issue, sports personality of the year, i mean, they generally have they. yeah. no, have one. do they. yeah. no, i anyone watch let's move on anyone watch it? let's move on now final section. this now to the final section. this section this is tomorrow's mirror. human mirror. further human rights abuses where someone abuses in qatar where someone ianed abuses in qatar where someone invited a chef. yeah. invited a celebrity chef. yeah.

so personality's so this sports personality's salt bay, which sells bay. what does that mean? we're. well we're off. yes. there's bias , a we're off. yes. there's bias, a term of endearment. it's a person yeah. no, he's the man with the salt . that goes like with the salt. that goes like that. have ever seen the me. that. have you ever seen the me. no a guy. you never seen no it's a guy. you never seen the man, the salt, the salty candy, the. so then it's like he's in a way, he's like, he's like, in a way, he's like, i i don't want to i don't want i don't want to ruin your intellectual brain with and just i with this at all. and just i want to stay honest, want you to stay honest, ignorance. to know what ignorance. i want to know what this about. he's essentially this is about. he's essentially in instagram tik tok in an instagram or tik tok influencer called salt by quite quite known for selling quite famously known for selling steak to stupid people 200 steak to stupid people for 200 quid whatever. and the story quid or whatever. and the story is celebrity chefs . they caused is celebrity chefs. they caused controversy after entering the field of play as argentina players celebrate their cup final victory so he was invited . and this is just i don't know if was invited just bottom to this weigh in and just grabbing the grab it is really so you're not meant to touch the no cup unless been unless you're well you've been blessed something. well yeah. blessed or something. well yeah. he acted. the pope is allowed he acted. if the pope is allowed to yes. else is

to do it. yes. who else is allowed to do it. messi and ronaldo. ronaldo pope, ronaldo. messi. ronaldo pope, ghandi . it's a very short list. ghandi. it's a very short list. and person with his silly stakes is not on that list. and what happened now touched the cup that the cup no longer count as a world because it's been a world cup because it's been defiled. it needs to be reappraised by someone else now. it dipped in holy it needs to be dipped in holy water, or something water, sweat or something i think thing this think the thing about this story, it encapsulates our story, it just encapsulates our time. okay. so this was guy who i mean, he's he's famous on tik tok on instagram. he's an influencer, whatever on earth that means essentially . you look that means essentially. you look like he won a competition to hold cup and acted hold the world cup and acted like won the world cup. like he'd won the world cup. yes. and everyone's looking at this what are you doing? this saying, what are you doing? undermines occasion . right. undermines the occasion. right. well, part well, look, that's it for part two after break. we've got two after the break. we've got drugs, robots, and somebody's going themselves. going to wet themselves. it's not. we'll you in a not. josh, we'll see you in a minute. it will be me.

welcome back to headline as we're looking at friday's newspapers, we jump straight back in with the times. and there's a terrible plague spreading, misery across america . and it's not james corden this time. what is it, josh, now? it's called a fentanyl it's inside the fentanyl , churning inside the fentanyl, churning out death and across america. this is obviously a happy story . no one pill can kill. this is what new slogan trying to spread because . it's 50 times more because. it's 50 times more powerful than heroin. it's fuelling this overdose crisis . fuelling this overdose crisis. believe there's been this opioid crisis in for a while now. this isn't like a new thing, but it says here fentanyl is an indiscriminate . the victims are indiscriminate. the victims are old, young , poor, living in old, young, poor, living in cities, small towns. but i i'm sure there's one connection. most of that they've taken it . most of that they've taken it. yes. yes. that's the what it's like trying to be like it's just randomly killing people. no, it's drug taking people . yeah. it's drug taking people. yeah. although what they're saying is the book, people don't know

the book, some people don't know what they're taking or they think taking another think they're taking another type, they must die. type, they must, they must die. and fatal mean it and if it's this fatal mean it says that a equal to says here that a dose equal to 10 15 grains of table salt 10 to 15 grains of table salt can kill. yeah. which i mean. so this is a sensible thing to do, paulis this is a sensible thing to do, paul, is it? no. i mean, essentially, this is a drug take, being sensible. this they're for the being they're not known for the being risk adverse. you're absolutely right, josh, but she was given in good faith because these are very, very strong painkillers, stronger and more 50 times stronger and more 50 times stronger than heroin, which begs question, why don't you just give them heroin, i don't know, a condition of heroin's dangerous, don't you? if he doctor gives you a lead, doctor gives you a heroin lead, you that dire you go. that sounds dire compared to this heroin be sold at shops. at health food shops. well, exactly that's. seems exactly yeah, that's. it seems ridiculous, doesn't it? i i really study this story because what i wanted to know was the why. why do they give it now? often given after traumas, big accidents, very invasive surgery that sort of thing. yeah. and help patients recover, but should be used very short term a week or two. but what is they're

obviously mismanage and they become addicted, right . so you become addicted, right. so you come and takes it to a lot of painkillers, codeine you can become addicted to. but this stuff special, you know, i mean, what's solution here? what's the solution here? i think they probably ought to phase it? are phase out. do they need it? are there points? problem there other points? the problem this but you this getting people on but you know if it costs $0.13 know if it's if it costs $0.13 to make they sell for $15 or if it's that then it is it's that powerful, then it is going to overtake these other drugs as easy as easy to store stuff. it is dangerous. the stuff. but it is dangerous. the pills, the i was addicted pills, the dodgy. i was addicted to these i usually have to these pills. i usually have them yeah and you just them india. yeah and you just you you know and it's so you get you know and it's so it's so i had to cut them out but is it's true i can't fix the obvious things i don't want to be insensitive take pills okay yeah but i didn't pull them from india because they were cheaper than the boots brand and other a.p. you weren't addicted to course a hair and course dig it's a hair and having intimate women having an intimate with women it's just you're married now josh well that's what i'm talking about the thing the thing about this is like there really nothing you can do really is nothing you can do when war on

when you've got this war on drugs is going absolutely nowhere. you've nowhere. when you've got something this it just feels like it's impossible to. it plays conspiracy theories plays into conspiracy theories about pharma, but this is about big pharma, but this is this this is capitalism, isn't it? at the end of the day you've already you've already nailed it? at the end of the day you've alrright? ou've already nailed it? at the end of the day you've alrright? it 've already nailed it? at the end of the day you've alrright? it works eady nailed it? at the end of the day you've alrright? it works it's/ nailed it? at the end of the day you've alrright? it works it's cheap.i it, right? it works it's cheap. the more sell, the more you the more you sell, the more you the people addicted. the more people are addicted. the you make. so the more money you make. so on and so forth. okay. and mexican cartels and i just think maybe watch again. that watch breaking bad again. that will well, just give will solve it. well, just give some yeah, that's we some ideas. yeah, that's what we need. good, is just need. it's not good, is it? just telling people, look how dangerous this is, raising dangerous this stuff is, raising awareness because the awareness of it, because the drug care, do drug addicts don't care, do they? breaking they? they are breaking bad. they entertained as they could be entertained as well. yes, they should well. okay. so yes, they should do anyway because very do that anyway because a very good service for good series, good service for these folks. yes. anyway, we're going move now to what's this going to move now to what's this about normal china. what about the new normal china. what is month? the is going on this month? the people's army sounds people's liberation army sounds terrifying always when i read that chinese communist that the chinese communist military has broadened its military wing has broadened its aerial incursions into taiwan's air defence identification zone. that was quite the mouthful . that was quite the mouthful. this stems nancy pelosi's to

taiwan. yes in august, where, you know, she stepped over a lot of the boundaries, a lot of a lot of red lines as far as china were. i guess it would be tantamount to china visiting the isle of wight and trying to claim black gang in china or something. yeah, but the first thing that comes to mind here is have we not got enough to worry about? because this really escalate. it doesn't get mentioned this issue mentioned often, but this issue of ukraine too exactly the of ukraine too is exactly the same to escalate anyway, same thing to escalate anyway, isn't because the chinese isn't it? because the chinese government has said that want taiwan their hands by taiwan back in their hands by 2025. this is this is not 2025. so this is not this is not something going go something that's going to go away is away anyway. xi jinping is developing an increasingly militaristic so militaristic nation anyway. so know this isn't something that we can just. yeah i mean it goes away i have to disagree with paups away i have to disagree with paul's analysis here because it is part of a larger movement that's building for at that's been building now for at least about 15 years. have least about 15 years. they have been in their military been investing in their military and just taiwan, it's and it isn't just taiwan, it's across with tibet you've got tibet, , japan, they're tibet, india, japan, they're going to the japanese strait . so going to the japanese strait. so this of just increasing

this is part of just increasing confidence and military confidence and also military ties with russia. yes, military ties with russia. yes, military ties with russia. exactly. and this is why ukraine is so important. because by standing up there and showing , important. because by standing up there and showing, you important. because by standing up there and showing , you know, up there and showing, you know, they're looking china very much how reacting , what's how america is reacting, what's going on in ukraine. so if it's america pulls back, they're going do that for it's like going to do that for it's like a green flag to sort of go off into taiwan. i mean, this is very bad but also just is it not the case that the recent protests china, fact that protests in china, the fact that the seen that the grouping has seen that actually is a potential actually there is a potential for power to up and for people power to rise up and perhaps the strongest perhaps even the strongest regimes aren't maybe regimes aren't permanent. maybe this why as well. well, this is why as well. well, they're saying it's also partly related covid thing, related to this covid thing, because of weakness, because at that of weakness, they want to project, of course, and is another why they and this is another why they might pushing this might be pushing this. this a strategic of the us's strategic part of the us's technology supply chain well. technology supply chain as well. taiwan is . it's an thing taiwan is. it's an economy thing and. you're right. i mean, i don't want to undermine the new ones and seriousness the situation . and there's no situation there. and there's no choice that, like you say, this is going to happen. one way or

the other. it just feels at the moment there's a lot on the plate. there's a lot going on. it's never of could do with a bit of a break. but anyway tomorrow's a next and tomorrow's a guardian next and a world has wet himself on world leader has wet himself on live television and unbelievably world leader has wet himself on li\wasn't'ision and unbelievably world leader has wet himself on li\wasn't'isio biden.1nbelievably world leader has wet himself on li\wasn't'isio biden. youlievably world leader has wet himself on li\wasn't'isio biden. you knowly it wasn't joe biden. you know when i read story knew when i read the story knew you're going make it but you're going to make it but just for josh we've all been for josh yeah we've all been there. i'm doing it now. yeah, it's like, don't judge me. i a way. okay. he is. yep so prison salva kiir that's he's unfit to lead the long suffering nation possibly he might unfit because of all the people tortured and murdered and is under his regime . actually, he's only 71 years old. that's no excuse for being yourself on tv. yeah, that suggests some of medical issue actually is urinary infection or something like that . it could something like that. it could well be. we're not a doctor. well, no, i know, but they've got, like, hunger issues that conflict, climate know, conflict, the climate you know, they've going on they've got a lot going on there. obviously do there. they obviously do need a new leader. there's a lot of people saying that sharing the footage online and most disrespectful was

disrespectful elders, he was quite disrespectful to the people who've died under regime so you know also just like i mean don't watch the show when messes up one of his sort of autocue gaffes. right. exactly. that's what we well, the think if you're a world leader, you're going to take that kind of responsibility. you're going to be exposed to the press. and if you do something embarrassing, be exposed to the press. and if you d

that. yes, it is quite if i got time do accent, time to do sudanese accent, i really don't we definitely don't want be practising. absolutely not. the one not. josh the scottish one nightmare american . anyway, nightmare american. anyway, we're to move on to we're going to move on now to the times. there is a sneaky, subtle demon infiltrating a historic institution . meghan historic institution. meghan markle yes , not on this markle yes, not on this occasion, no, not on this occasion. the pope blessed his audience during the christmas message at the vatican today in a hard hitting christmas speech to vatican officials , the pope to vatican officials, the pope has warned them to watch out for the devil that lurks us calling it an elegant that appears with a bunch flowers. but of course he's being metaphorical here. and actually what he's blogged aboutis and actually what he's blogged about is utterly disagree. the i'm sorry to stop it. he has been not being metaphorical well he's absolutely fixed. it's he's been absolutely fixed. it's a memory that he has obviously this is what sent him to the priesthood. well, it's the fact that someone else came with flowers. there's a florist flowers. there's like a florist . demon? yeah. his song . and . demon? yeah. in his song. and that's he became a priest in that's why he became a priest in the place. he went to the first place. he went to a date that someone else came to that day, bought flowers, took

that day, bought flowers, took that i'm to that woman. maybe i'm reading to you . are possibly reading you. you are possibly reading what would i this what i would say. i think this is very elegant. they expressed. and was making and i think the pope was making a about the human a very valid about the human propensity for evil. he go on further to say because it's the same thing my thing but it could well be. but he sort of saying don't because totally got to think who his audience are on this particular occasion. he knows it's the vatican, but goodness sake, josh , absolutely goodness sake, josh, absolutely not case . and he's basically not the case. and he's basically saying to catholic andrew doyle. well yes, i've got skin in this game. i'm just skin in game, children's . you are out of children's. you are out of control to wean yourself . it's control to wean yourself. it's nearly christmas i guess . nearly christmas i guess. dignified. sorry, but he's basically saying don't be holier than thou just because you want to me. that's the point. he's talking priest at the talking to the top priest at the vatican you the highest vatican that you the highest echelons and he's saying, look, don't get cocky. you know, you guys, you've got guys, you're great. you've got the the the robes and you got the incense but you're still human the robes and you got the inceyou'ret you're still human the robes and you got the inceyou're still 're still human the robes and you got the inceyou're still you'rel human the robes and you got the inceyou're still you're stillnan and you're still you're still fallible. the pope, by the fallible. but the pope, by the way, is the pope is infallible.

right | way, is the pope is infallible. right i would he's right i would hope so. he's saying that, know, he says saying that, you know, he says he he says he's he's he isn't. he says he's he's using we not like the we were talking we we in talking about. we yeah we in south only part disagree south sudan only part i disagree with because of with him on because because of people infallibility he cannot make we know is make a mistake which we know is nonsense completely and must not be questioned . this channel next be questioned. this channel next tomorrow's and we'll be given a contrived speech by a robot . contrived speech by a robot. yes. channel 4 or tonnes of christmas will be given by robot after christmas, charles. christmas as he's not as what he's going to be known as charles. he's he's he's kate charles. he's he's he's kate charles with a beard. i say yeah. and i'm put with a big sack. my country to explain what happened. because it always this thing where they would do an alternative queen and they had people like quentin crisp did it one year and there was a woman in a full face back in the day when channel 4 was actually good. they do. interesting

good. they would do. interesting stuff. well year is stuff. yes. well this year it is actually quite interesting got they've this we've they've basically this we've talked about this a few times. yeah. actually the other day yeah. and actually the other day there mp gave a speech there was an mp gave a speech that was written this guy as well. yes now you think that it saves the money from speech off. the good news is for comics is it says here in a message and it's meant to be light—hearted humour and then it says the are those she'll always find something laugh know something to laugh so i know they can't write jokes yet so this is an ai robot? yeah who is going write its speech ? going to write its own speech? has already written it not pre—scripted. coming pre—scripted. this coming alive. well it doesn't it doesn't say actually because it's a really interesting point suddenly turn and say you know i will take over i don't know if over world and i don't know if that make a good speech that would make a good speech which think air is all which is what i think air is all about. that's my view. i've said these things far more asinine than unfortunately seems than that unfortunately it seems to really good to to be like be really good to people and, buy and look people and, buy flowers and look around know i'm, around and don't you know i'm, not convinced it has to be the future it's made out to be. i mean ian katz here who , by the

mean ian katz here who, by the way, is the content officer for channel says as we look channel 4. he says as we look into future which into the future in which artificial intelligence said artificial intelligence is said to have an increasingly prominent role in lives. and prominent role in our lives. and i think is it does it have to be in control? yeah, it is . it will in control? yeah, it is. it will and it will. it will be the end of yes it will be. we won't of us. yes it will be. we won't have armageddon. well, yeah, i've no doubt about i've absolutely no doubt about it. and i think off it. and i think get him off the screens. it? i'm not screens. oh, what is it? i'm not watching it. it doesn't have genden watching it. it doesn't have gender. it's scottish. scottish robot. well, that's the robot. okay, well, that's the end anyway. oh, part three. join us after break for silly walks , us after break for silly walks, silly lawsuits and even sillier catching the comments comments .

welcome back to headliners. so our next story is in friday's telegraph and it turns out john cleese was ahead of the curve in

another unexpected way . well, another unexpected way. well, indeed, monty python silly walks could be a key to reaching your exercise goals . normal steps for exercise goals. normal steps for john cleese is silly hits for 12 minutes could burn an extra 100 calories a day a study for another study. and this is a silly article is ridiculous as well i mean i would that i would rather be my portly self than the village idiot because if you start at 100 calories. it's not worth taking the risk for it. why would you why would you even study this? i mean, obviously, you going to burn more calories if walking in and just if you're walking in and just the the the the fans of the sketch, the classics guy, it is a classic sketch. mean, just sketch. but i mean, it just seems also it seems seems strange. but also it seems really because it seemed really obvious because it seemed very physical. the very physical. yeah. like the idea i walk around for idea that say i walk around for 15 minutes, let 12 minutes i could walk around for 12. that's like exhausting. almost like exhausting. it's almost like exhausting. it's almost like seconds. yeah, like for like 20 seconds. yeah, exactly there is a, there is exactly but there is a, there is a here. they said this i'm a thing here. they said this i'm going verbatim the tv going to quote verbatim the tv knowledge is that those with disabilities gait disorders or

joint unable to joint disorders may be unable to perform the really ? at the. what perform the really? at the. what is the tea bag ? you don't know is the tea bag? you don't know about. all right, but that's not what they mean, josh. they mean something else. oh, yeah. you're just. you're going weight. i was like, this is finally a kind of weight loss program can get behind a new version of squats. what you are thinking exactly. i was really excited about you often get articles that often get these articles that are these innovative are just about these innovative ways weight, it's ways to lose weight, but it's just eating slightly just about eating slightly less, exercising more . well, exercising a little more. well, that's exactly what it is. you don't wander like john don't have to wander like john cleese. could do cleese. now, josh, you could do the cleese walk. i'm sure. cleese. now, josh, you could do tiknow. cleese walk. i'm sure. cleese. now, josh, you could do tiknow. can't se walk. i'm sure. cleese. now, josh, you could do tiknow. can't do walk. i'm sure. cleese. now, josh, you could do tiknow. can't do that i'm sure. cleese. now, josh, you could do tiknow. can't do that now. sure. cleese. now, josh, you could do tiknow. can't do that now. but. i know. can't do that now. but you do that. no, josh, you could do that. no, josh, don't it? lot of us that don't try it? a lot of us that are for goodness sake , let's do are for goodness sake, let's do this . yeah, we can. look, we've this. yeah, we can. look, we've got john cleese coming on the show. he could do i could come up, say that wasn't . great. what up, say that wasn't. great. what you just saw . up, say that wasn't. great. what you just saw. but the point is, look how much thinner i am. it was a good one that was a good 12 with 100 burn. that just i a lot but this article is brilliant they've really nailed

it thank you've changed my life i think he made my point actually i think we have to move on, john, because obviously, again, we're going to get to the times now they fan lawsuit times now as they fan lawsuit around a beatles film . can't around a beatles film. can't they just let it be? josh i'm still exhausted. i'll see what's going on here . yes, yes. they going on here. yes, yes. they trailer this quite an interesting story. $5 million fine. so from canada amas cut from from film and thomas is an actor right? actress we say they she like sorry sorry likes to say that she like actress. no no that's very anti olivia. she's okay. well i know she's not and i know that now you may not be familiar with her because you are a homosexual and that's totally fine. no judgement but and the relevance she no is absolutely irrelevant thank you because and i hope my wife's not watching this but she is particularly fit. okay. she's

probably one of the most beautiful women in the world. okay. and i would argue she was in the james bond next. james bond. she was in this knives out movie , the new one, because movie, the new one, because she's exceptionally beautiful. okay. not as beautiful as my wife, but exceptionally beautiful. yes and she was in this trailer for this film yesterday is rubbish. and these people, they paid their $4 or whatever to watch it. and then she wasn't in the film, she was cut from the final film. so the funds are suing. yeah. say hey we were expecting to see a bit of anna poole. yes and then no anna. i mean this is going be. that's not right is it. because the commercial very very different. well, they're saying it's well, you like it's not a well, you know like say they'd a picture of say that they'd had a picture of tom cruise in 10 seconds of tom cruise in like 10 seconds of tom cruise in like 10 seconds of tom in the in in the tom cruise in the in the in the trailer. and then tom cruise had to be in the film. surely you would then well, a would then go, well, wait a minute, i want to think that's right they use right because they sometimes use footage, the film footage, which was from the film for trade. i mean, they're for the trade. i mean, they're putting that together mean,

putting that together i mean, i remember jurassic remember seeing the jurassic park and at moment park trailer and at the moment when laura grabs a leaf as when laura dern grabs a leaf as she's by in jeep and she's driving by in a jeep and thatis she's driving by in a jeep and that is not in film, you see her with the leaf litter, there's one there was like loads one there was like whole loads of and were waiting for of shots and were waiting for those the sexual those bits and the whole sexual one. specific this is one. but the specific this is what judge is saying. yeah, what the judge is saying. yeah, it that quite clearly this false advertising it advertising like i said if it was tom cruise, if it was some big other actress, whatever big other or actress, whatever it and you wait wait minute it is and you wait wait a minute i thought i was going to be seeing this character. they paid, four or $5 for paid, what, four or $5 for a ticket? get 5 million ticket? how they get 5 million for the isn't it. and for this is the isn't it. and josh is right already been josh is right is already been played this the point played the point this the point hold this is hold on the point this is ridiculous. that's not the point. if you're slightly disappointed you could up disappointed you could earn up to million mrs. cox is to 5 million quid. mrs. cox is going this story. all going to love this story. all the are disappointed. the people who are disappointed. that's well, they that's why it's. well, they suing behalf of suing on behalf of all of essentially this have been before a judge. this is what's remarkable about for remarkable about this for me entries to before a judge entries oh to be before a judge he universal this needs he has said universal this needs go i mean there i go to court and i mean there i guess there is some point within this where he so but when you

watch trailer it's the story watch a trailer it's the story you're interested in isn't i don't trailers can be so it's don't it trailers can be so it's ana armas i guess you just i ana de armas i guess you just i don't know i still don't know this thing is but i'm going to buy some game to talk about that people yes. women are people i know that i know that we've i'm sorry not seeing them as objects like you do. but that's point is what's more humane josh his point is objectification books and i come back to this point that commercial trailer that that a commercial trailer that is separate entity and you is in a separate entity and you could absolutely anything to could do absolutely anything to advertise there are advertise a film. there are adverts to do adverts i have nothing to do with the actual finished or i guess this case the stars guess in this case the stars seen as integral to false advertising or not. and it isn't an artistic thing. it's a this person or character be in the film. well i just think it's a ridiculous ridiculous idea. although i end up millionaires as a result of it, then quite, quite an entrepreneur. i'm to say she's, she's great actor. and you're saying she's very, very, very talented. attractive. next the guardian. next up is the guardian. can the band resolve their band journey resolve their issues? i won't believing paul.

well, good for . you, andrew. well, good for. you, andrew. a member of the rock band journey has served fellow band mate with a cease and desist order for performing hit not their only hit, i'm told. it was to me. don't stop believin . is there don't stop believin. is there any hit? well, that was one other one. don't stop believing remix. yes. the range picture , remix. yes. the range picture, the extended version and to believe leaving and never sing again. german electro eurotrash from from just back to doing silly walks, i think. so what's the actual story? so he performed this one of the journey band mates perform this in front of donald trump at mar a lago last month. right now neil neil schon i think it's how you are . that's how you you are. that's how you pronounce his surname. i'm looking at either a guitar right now. yeah. he performed song, right? he he's the one who i think it was jonathan cain who was the keyboard to perform the song. yeah. and then the

guitarist neil schon said i don't support trump, therefore you shouldn't be performing our song trump tower. and i think he's overvaluing the of he's overvaluing the power of the song. isn't the song. yeah, this isn't anyone on anything. i mean, trump needs a lot of help at the moment. you know, his taxes came out. they found, what, he out. they found, guess what, he actually lied about being audited. wasn't being what audited. it wasn't being what you're saying trump lied. i know credible so he needs that credible so now he needs that dough but it's from the finale of the sopranos. so it's about to come. the song is the song is right. yeah. i mean, you know, the way i mean it's not originally gangster. oh, originally was a gangster. oh, that's another thing. but there is a hypocrisy there because it's in that statement, as is he's trying to is not should he's trying to is not and should not be political while trying to get the song banned from being a played a republican . yeah it's a played a republican. yeah it's a political act it's something that pop stars need to be a bit less precious about their songs. i mean, we have this ronald i mean, we have this with ronald reagan bruce springsteen reagan when bruce springsteen said he didn't want born in the usa at the reagan event usa played at the reagan event and with we've and then with trump we've had adele cain say adele and we've had cain say they want that the tories they don't want that the tories playing you know the

playing of this you know the stones something with a stones do something with a 12 you who is that i do you know who queen is that i do know who kane is. yeah. basically once you've written that song it's in charts. that song and it's in charts. yes. people it, then yes. and people like it, then it's, for you to decide it's, it's not for you to decide who plays who enjoys it. who plays it or who enjoys it. absolutely you know, i think that's ridiculous and that's mad is ridiculous and this is but supposedly this is stupid, but supposedly there's a lot of tension there's like a lot of tension between guys anyway. between these two guys anyway. and it's about that. and so really it's about that. i think when fans. josh, think that when the fans. josh, i can't they've been band i mean can't they've been a band for can they? but also for 40 years can they? but also you're a band and you're only known for one song. you're going to quite possessive over to get quite possessive over that, 1981 song. so yes, that, over a 1981 song. so yes, i mean, in x factor i mean, used it in x factor surely would you think that surely that would you think that would okay. well, would be an issue. okay. well, we're to on now. this we're going to move on now. this is guardian now. and why do is the guardian now. and why do women clean while men don't nofice women clean while men don't notice you strike me as a notice josh you strike me as a relentlessly unappreciative if husband what's your. i will get into this philosopher's tackle ancient mystery of why women clean and men don't notice so there's something called the affordances theory, right? what they were saying was this is all based on this idea that . someone

based on this idea that. someone husband, wife, they they're cleaning out their bathroom or they're moving house. the husband so when husband lifted up the. so when is it's not run out is this amazing it's not run out in the time we've lived in the whole time we've lived here course it been he here of course it had been he hadnt here of course it had been he hadn't noticed and so she had replaced it and not said oh man yeah man oh what it is yeah man oh man but what it is that they're saying that when women enter messy kitchen or something she sees a job to be done. something she sees a job to be done . yes whereas a guy will is done. yes whereas a guy will is better able to ignore it and it places women in this weird catch 22 situation where she can either clean it up, do the effort to clean up, or she has to consciously ignore it or . she to consciously ignore it or. she has to tell the guy to , do it. has to tell the guy to, do it. so there is truth to this in that i'm totally happy doing all the doing and whatever. but i will. i just don't. you just i policy just don't notice it. my wife was a can you clean the bath for all. oh yeah. look, it is a bit dirty. i'll do that. you suggesting there are differences between men and women? i know it's

controversial. not. not in scotland, to flirt. but scotland, but not to flirt. but here there is. but i will here there is. so. but i will say two things. in the defence of men number one is i this idea that men and women don't do the same amount of housework . there same amount of housework. there is truth that yes, but also men do do more housework than women think they do. so there is it. maybe not be 50, but it is getting that. i think that i personally do a lot. but the other thing is i like there's cleaning and there's tydings. i've talked about this before , i've talked about this before, my tidier like she my wife's a tidier like she might walk past them some you know, walk past pillows on the sofa or whatever and not tidy , sofa or whatever and not tidy, whatever 2 seconds. whatever that takes. 2 seconds. yes me. i'm the one who pulls out the so, you know, gets the hooven out the so, you know, gets the hoover, gets in the bins, gets underneath, pulls out the her. are you sure you're not mistaking this for a marriage guidance? sounds guidance? because it sounds like you issues i'm you have some issues too. i'm just saying know it's i'm just saying when know it's i'm saying notice this saying maybe women notice this quicker. i the quicker. yeah when i the representative men never know it. we do it we get in and we

clean. listen, we've one minute so we can just please in this story of daily mail. paul feeling bit grinchy? yeah. i'm just glad i didn't get in that previous story whatsoever . what previous story whatsoever. what to your festive season to do if your festive season isn't most wonderful. time of the year. andrew and this psychologist comes up with nine handy tips. the first of which was do something special for yourself . they ready? yes, yourself. they ready? yes, i said watch gb news. watch gb news. oh, you should be doing both . and i are here christmas both. and i are here christmas day. so we're doing something special for ourselves. what exactly? but that seems weird anyway, because christmas is about isn't. it's about the people, isn't. it's about the people, isn't. it's about not fulfilling your about that's not fulfilling your desires final point, josh, if you've got one. yeah spend time with people who are left . watch with people who are left. watch gb news every single one here, prepare your goals for next yeah prepare your goals for next year. watch gb news. there we go. christmas the end is actually true. josh will be here on christmas day. i'm paul yep yeah well fantastic work anyway that's tonight you that's it for tonight thank you to my josh and paul tomorrow night, the big dog dixon is

night, the big dog nick dixon is hosting jonathan hosting joined by jonathan i will see you there . okay well .

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