hello there. welcome i'm bethany elsey with your top stories from the gb newsroom, the prime minister has apologised for christmas travel disruption as several public sectors go on strike . but he insists refusing strike. but he insists refusing to negotiate on paye is the right thing to do in order to tackle high inflation. border force staff are the latest to walk out their eight days of industrial action began today. military personnel and volunteer from the civil service have been to check passports at airports. rishi sunak says public sector pay rishi sunak says public sector pay must controlled . first of pay must controlled. first of all, i'm really sad and

disappointing about the disruption that has been caused to so many people's lives , to so many people's lives, particularly at christmas time . particularly at christmas time. what i'm trying to do is make the right long term decisions for the country, for everybody's benefit. think all know benefit. and i think we all know the major economic challenge we all inflation. it's all face now is inflation. it's inflation that's into everyone's pay inflation that's into everyone's pay packets and rising the cost of living . and i want to make of living. and i want to make sure that we reduce inflation. part that being part of that is being responsible comes setting responsible. it comes to setting pubuc responsible. it comes to setting public pay . the health public sector pay. the health secretary called the newly announced strikes by nurses on the 18th and 19th of january decent pointing , says they're in decent pointing, says they're in no one's best interests . the no one's best interests. the royal college of nursing says the walk outs will go ahead . the the walk outs will go ahead. the government opens up negotiations over pay . a strike by ambulance over pay. a strike by ambulance workers england and wales planned for next wednesday has been delayed until the 11th of january. a woman and two men have been killed , several others have been killed, several others injured after gunman opened fire at a kurdish centre in paris.

protesters clashed with police near to where the incident took place , expressing anger at the place, expressing anger at the attack authorities believe could be motivated. the french president, emmanuel macron , president, emmanuel macron, called the incident a heinous attack on the kurdish community. a 69 year old man who is already known to police has been detained . the us has passed detained. the us has passed a £37 billion emergency aid bill ukraine. the record funding follows president vladimir zelenskyy's visit to washington on wednesday his first foreign trip since the start of russia's invasion. the bill, which was only hours before the midnight deadline, was hotly contested by conservative republicans , who conservative republicans, who raised concerns about the level us support for ukraine. while president joe biden says would stand with the people . ukraine stand with the people. ukraine for as long as it takes takes . for as long as it takes takes. and the sun newspaper said

regrets publishing a column by jeremy clarkson, in which he discusses his hatred for the duchess of sussex. the independent press standards organisation received more than 20,000 complaints about the article . the sun has said it is article. the sun has said it is sincerely sorry and mr. clarkson said , he'd be more careful in said, he'd be more careful in future . you're up to date on tv, future. you're up to date on tv, onune future. you're up to date on tv, online and db plus radio. this is gb news. now it's time for headliners . headliners. hello. and to headuneis headliners. hello. and to headline is i'm nick dixon. yes they brought me into host again because the best and also because the best and also because i'm the only person in britain not currently on strike . and i'm joined by the wonderful myriam elliot and the highly jonathan kogan. highly talented jonathan kogan. unfortunately, talent is unfortunately, his talent is hand modelling, which is his job, that's all. the job isn't daunting by those hands. i'm not

very good at that either, to be honest. are professional honest. those are professional hands i'll going through hands. so i'll be going through all stories with those all the top stories with those in first, let's in a minute. but first, let's have look at tomorrow's front have a look at tomorrow's front pages. so the daily mail has nhs wasting millions on on wasting millions on work, on jobs. could told you that jobs. i could have told you that the telegraph pro trans laws needed the says we'll the telegraph pro trans laws ne

including . loads of nhs working on jobs including . £115,000 a year including. £115,000 a year director of lived experience . director of lived experience. that's that's a good little experience . i love a knowledge experience. i love a knowledge of does that mean you can just have like a non that you just get and you know get up i mean you cannot go in and talk making the world equal nice but i don't know if that's saving lives. so basically millions of pounds it probably more is being funnelled into these schemes and you know that needs be kind of some kind of budget you know like looking at the fact that all these nurses have gone on strike, surely they should be receiving more than ideological, one more money than ideological, one would think. miriam but they'll be too normal. i mean, my friend, this the die because diversity, inclusion and equality and he says die needs to die. and i was talking to my friend callum i notice he's very, very smart lot of very, very smart guy. lot of statistics, you know he always has and i said, but has statistics. and i said, but isn't this over done lee on this shows always if took shows always saying if you took this money, could for this money, you could pay for everything. no, you everything. and i was no, you

couldn't. actually it is a couldn't. but actually it is a lot money could for all lot of money could pay for all the pay rises instead of this rubbish. the people rubbish. yeah course. the people that need, need it. that actually need, need it. yeah. do you think. i've yeah. what do you think. i've actually got quite a contrarian view i think they should view here. i think they should keep jobs, but keep all these work jobs, but also have a load of also they should have a load of red pill jobs as well. just to balance you can just have balance out, you can just have guys are squats. hey the guys are doing squats. hey the nhs you hunting and nhs just you know hunting and making would i making podcasts that would be i think best to think that's the best way to keep it fair. and just for my mum watching at home explain red pill she knows. no but it is pill she knows. no, no but it is so red pill is kind of so the red pill is kind of i guess it's like a slang term would maybe be ideologically opposed it's opposed to work. i think it's kind a maybe a male oriented kind of a maybe a male oriented orientated but yeah, orientated viewpoint. but yeah, there's fairly orientated viewpoint. but yeah, thould fairly orientated viewpoint. but yeah, thould seismologist fairly orientated viewpoint. but yeah, thould seismologist pragmatic. i would seismologist pragmatic. well let's to there's the debate it's one that says how you guys we shouldn't we think we shouldn't get married all ruined married because it's all ruined that's sort of. yeah, that's just the pill. yeah. and and then political one then there's a political one which woken up which is like, i've woken up seen through the mainstream media. and on. but yeah, media. and so on. but yeah, i mean, this sajid javid mean, this comes sajid javid said too many roles said there were too many roles of this kind have you know is the is getting a bit more

the job is getting a bit more because of said i'm not because he sort of said i'm not i'm going to stand down anyway today said the nhs today he said the nhs unsustainable way i unsustainable guys by the way i love about you leave love that this about you leave you by that doesn't you like by the way that doesn't work celia it's my work celia it's not my responsibility yeah never responsibility yeah yeah i never going forget his first going to forget his his first mandated vaccination and during the and yeah yes the covid hysteria and yeah yes i would put me off him now. well look he's going anyway so you don't have to worry about that. yeah. let's move on to the telegraph jonathan. what have they got.7 so telegraph jonathan. what have they got? so this is a bold move from keir starmer so he says prime sorry pro trans laws needed across the uk and that's what says. keir starmer what he says. so keir starmer has vowed to change the law to allow people to self—declare their gender in the wake of similar moves in scotland which . there's been quite a bit of anger about so you can imagine if you watch the news of the last two years, this is going to be polarising kind of you be a very polarising kind of you shook head when you said shook your head when you said how novel watching. yeah. how is on novel watching. yeah. so this is going to be quite a polarising position to take that's to be a lot that's going to be a lot of people who and think

people who with him and think there be you know a there should be you know a rewriting these to allow rewriting of these laws to allow people identify a younger age people to identify a younger age like they're doing in like like they're doing in they're that through in they're passing that through in scotland passed scotland have been passed through. who through. i mean for those who don't know they've now in scotland know the age to 16. right. self id right. right now self id whichever you want after three months of living of that gen. yeah so keir starmer saying we should do something like that. i also that's going to also think that's going to isolate of people because isolate a lot of people because especially kind especially with attempt to kind of middle aged man on of get the middle aged man on board. think that's going board. now, i think that's going to younger voters you to appeal younger voters and you know, but yeah, know, select groups. but yeah, i think it's going to be a very polarising we're talking polarising and we're talking about get the about that attempt to get the middle man on board. but middle aged man on board. but starmer is a stranger to me because he just is he because he is just like, is he ideological he pragmatic ideological or was he pragmatic because used this because he used to edit this magazine? so see alternatives and he's a pablo s, which is a sort of splinter group from trotskyism. sort of splinter group from trotskyi at i. sort of splinter group from trotskyiat the same time clearly radical at the same time clearly trying to appeal to appeal to with mortgages. now middle aged man red wall man going to get the red wall back. with what back. yeah but with this, what is i mean is he trying is he doing? i mean is he trying to get smp votes back? what's he

doing? he's of flip flopping really, i mean, i do really, isn't he? i mean, i do get rights argument, get i get trans rights argument, but understand that women but i understand that women need single spaces, particularly single sex spaces, particularly you various you know, women of various definitely that . well, the definitely need that. well, the mikvah the mikvah. definitely need that. well, the mikvah the mikvah . that's true . mikvah the mikvah. that's true. but it just seems like such a it's so that is again mainstream media are kind of, you know, going do lolly over a very tiny group of people and that doesn't really affect the vast majority of us. and i feel like it's kind of us. and i feel like it's kind of it's a small issue that's being amplified. again a bit like a seasonal virus . how de like a seasonal virus. how de which festival is decimated within broadcast ? what are you within broadcast? what are you suggesting ? let's, let's not. so suggesting? let's, let's not. so are you going to ask convincing you you guys vote for him? no pretty clear what i vote for him. i don't think i'm registered to vote. i've never doneit. registered to vote. i've never done it . and can you just. done it. and can you just. i think. oh, yeah, no. i mean, what do i think? i think just

trying to. yeah, he's being i think he's being a politician. he's trying to win as much favour as he can with the public. yes. well this one papen public. yes. well this one paper. this will in paper. yeah. this will lose in favour. so i'm very, very surprised about this one. but anyway, to do the anyway, let's move on to do the mirror, have a about mirror, to have a story about king charles, believe . oh, king charles, i believe. oh, yes. so king charles is set to do his first speech after his lovely mother died . and it'll be lovely mother died. and it'll be the 90th anniversary of his grandfather of the doing the very first king's speech. wow. i don't know if you remember that film, but i do remember remember the home of the spies speech, you know, with the first kingsman the kingsman , you know. kingsman the kingsman, you know. so, yeah , they're on first. so so, yeah, they're on first. so the whole the whole idea is to keep it kind of a tribute to elizabeth. i think that's going to be what it should moving think it's going to be. yeah i think it's going to be. yeah i think he's going to keep all his his mind his his sort of like activism out of it apparently

which would be great because . which would be great because. it's not banging on about treason. so i think be great if he said, look, it's a tough time, everyone. we have the cost of living. we have the and we have my son being a total on netflix. yes. he's breaking off how why so now to see how are you why so now to see i mean it must be tough for him is. a tough time for charles as well as everyone else. yeah very tough. he's lost his tough. you know, he's lost his mother extent lost a mother and to an extent lost a son, you could argue, totally lost son you know, to a lost his to, son you know, to a tempting ideology as tempted him from you siren. from perhaps that you siren. i'll a song woke sirens i'll get a song woke sirens these aren't who sirens but they have a police i can't think of anything i have of colours that go round . you wouldn't have a go round. you wouldn't have a rolex. i'm a bespoke dele don't show up for any crimes. they just online i'm all right well listen i've been arrested enough times to disagree about now but isn't king's speech it's isn't the king's speech it's important thing. it is symbolic . i mean, the late queen did the first televised one in 1957, wasn't it? i found a which i

love. i remember watching it the time, on youtube and she time, but on on youtube and she said is caused by said the trouble is caused by unthinking who carelessly said the trouble is caused by unthi ageless who carelessly said the trouble is caused by unthi ageless ideals ho carelessly said the trouble is caused by unthi ageless ideals as carelessly said the trouble is caused by unthi ageless ideals as they essly said the trouble is caused by unthi ageless ideals as they were away ageless ideals as they were old and outworn machinery. i love that that kind of. and she went on to talk about sort of lack of morals and the need to keep the queen's first televised one. just thought one. okay. and i just thought that you think that was brilliant. do you think the will do the king charles will do anything is sort of morally, you know, instructive as not quite know, instructive as not quite know queen know the viewpoint. the queen putting that it she putting across that it she was quite conservative, you know, being the sort of queen and headed but she's got a lot to lose. so yeah. yeah, well, depends what you mean by conservative, believe conservative, but she believe in tradition, but do you tradition, obviously. but do you think, what in think, mary king, what put in it then?i think, mary king, what put in it then? i can't imagine that he would, you know, he would be offended offensive. offended by the offensive. that's offensive. moral offensive. he was quite in his speech when the queen that he was quite there wasn't i was quite good. there wasn't i found speech a thing. found his speech a good thing. right. some or you he'll right. some or you know he'll have a team writers surely chuckling they're hiring . well chuckling they're hiring. well he that person passing him he had that person passing him the pen, then the that he got quite annoyed about but think

quite annoyed about but i think he this think it does have a he this i think it does have a lot them because he's lot to do them because he's quieted stick quite quieted stick he's quite sensitive like write sensitive i feel like did write and about his and his and he talked about his and his place head of the church place at the head of the church which something that someone else could really onto. else could really put onto. i think you'd to come up with think you'd have to come up with that doing nothing. that yourself doing nothing. someone but someone else could write it, but i stand by the and i think he'd stand by the and yeah, i think his mum's a hard act to follow you know what i mean? absolutely. well, that's definitely the case. no one's going that. so going to dispute that. so finally, let's a look at finally, let's have a look at the star johnson. yes so the daily star johnson. yes so mad on, banksy. but mad blood war on, banksy. but this an interesting story. so this is an interesting story. so famous anonymous artist famous yet anonymous artist banksy himself at war banksy has found himself at war with and its with the russian state and its despotic putin after despotic vladimir putin after he tried raise money tried to help raise money for ukraine. so ukraine. ukraine. so the secretive graffiti artist selling screenprint for the first time eight to first time in eight years to help stricken folk battling for the a russian the freedom against a russian invaden the freedom against a russian invader. 50 these invader. thought so. 50 of these artworks screen prints artworks of the screen prints are for as of are up for grabs as part of a lottery competition on the legacy war foundation legacy of war foundation website. making so website. so he's making them so he's money here. he's obviously a politically charged artist. i'd say very bristol i remember i'd say very bristol i remember i remember when he was super big

and is like, oh have seen the new and we all go and see new banksy and we all go and see it i don't know who it but i don't really know who else a suspicion. it's else i have a suspicion. it's one of andrew doyle alter egos. yeah, on you. you the whole yeah, it's on you. you the whole thing i think i thought it thing is i think i thought it might banksy. i think i think might be banksy. i think i think you might be one of andy doyle's characters. sort of like characters. it's sort of like a cartoon. what do i mean? what if we're all andrew doyle pixar? yeah, it's yeah, we obviously are. and it's already mean, are already got. well, i mean, are they putin or banksy? where they like putin or banksy? where to see happening? so to see what's happening? so yeah, i'm against both. i it's a question because banksy is kind of i mean, like at one of lame. i mean, like at one point super cool, right? point he was super cool, right? and like he was and now it's quite like he was never edgy, really. he never really edgy, really. he wasn't edgy. it was wasn't that edgy. but it was never until it was actually completely establishment at the beginning. in the beginning. that's everybody he did the that's why everybody he did the nhs and i was like, nhs angel thing and i was like, oh, it's sort of on oh, you know, so it's sort of on level of like led by donkeys, sort of middle class milquetoast satire. absolutely hundred% yes. the we're not so the whole brand. so we're not so basically saying we're not basically we're saying we're not necessarily pro—putin. we are anti banksy, the of shock . anti banksy, the of shock. right. but but underneath the aesthetics of shock which was

like late nineties and but actually the content is incredibly predictable it didn't go against any of the right sort of sailing ideology it was tends to be a kind of tracey esque gesture, but it had none of the oh yeah, we live in a in a in a way. in a way, you know, our establishment sees itself as anti—establishment. but that's, thatis anti—establishment. but that's, that is what's yemen the girly the bed that you had the unmade bed. yeah yeah i just realise that rubbish as well. he that was rubbish as well. he needs some ideas and i'm against all of it i'm pro like your make for real that's guys . so that's for real that's guys. so that's part one done. and then coming up military up in part two, the military step sunak stands up to step up rishi sunak stands up to sturgeon and keir starmer targets men. see you targets middle aged men. see you into .

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talented miriam elliot and the hugely available jonathan kogan. that's right i'm available so let's start with the mail . that's right i'm available so let's start with the mail. this very nasty story from paris jonathan. yes, this is a really tragic event that happened in paris. so violent , it rocks paris. so violent, it rocks paris, furious cuts clash with police after racist far right gunman killed three people. their cultural centre after he was released from prison an attack denounced as odious by macron. so demonstrators are setting fire to the streets of paris and clashing with police after a racist gunman massacred three kurds in the heart of the city today which is obviously absolutely so william absolutely terrible so william m as referred to open fire by as he's referred to open fire by kurdish cultural centre and he killed three people, many more injured . now i think one of the injured. now i think one of the reason why there's so much anger about this is because he was this is recently after he was bailed from prison already on trial for allegedly trying to murder two sudanese refugees yeah murder two sudanese refugees year. so this guy is obviously i mean he seems like a genuine and far right racist with violent

intent so how is he still allowed to be awaiting trial so he hasn't actually been he wasn't . no he hasn't actually been he wasn't. no no. so he was on a watch list. and i think that's where a lot the anger comes from is this is clearly this guy was clearly a danger here and he has been left free, which, you know, happens all too much with dangerous criminals and yeah you know essentially blood know there's essentially blood on people who on the hands the people who let him yeah. the same time him go. yeah. at the same time just to have riot about it. just to have a riot about it. well police apprehended well the police apprehended him right . another seems to be a lot right. another seems to be a lot of police officers who have been injured well, of police officers who have been injured well , because injured as well, more because the began to more the violence has began to more violence, is another violence, which is another tragedy. and does really seem tragedy. and it does really seem like what's what's the protest against corruption ? a horrible against corruption? a horrible event. yeah. yeah don't it's a weight on it because you have i mean firstly they've overused far right now when you hear far right we go does he just think that men and women exist you no in this case you guys actually use a c but a slice to men is yeah it's like so he is far

right civil. yeah. what is quite disturbing you sort disturbing about him you sort of this of breivik's this with you sort of breivik's and guy who horribly and the guy who horribly murdered david they murdered the david they were very they did that very calm after they did that people he was really calm people said he was really calm the night before he played scrabble with his mother. yeah that to he was that bit got to he says he was a silent man that did not live like everyone else and he lived with year parents. so with his 91 year old parents. so there's a little bit there's something a little bit unhinged . he definitely unhinged enough. he definitely didn't like anyone else. didn't live like anyone else. i think we can agree with that. all that's pretty all right. that's a pretty horrible this ongoing horrible story. but this ongoing let's telegraph and let's move to the telegraph and we've to bring in the we've had to bring in the military and terrible military and a terrible emergency out it's way emergency and turns out it's way better so better here. yes so maybe so airports have running airports have been running better in an better than usual in an embarrassing to border force strikes. so government has been braced for disruption for a long time. and they were telling that, you know, everyone's to go on strike. they brought in the military. it's best that military. it's the best that it's ever been. there are people saying took minutes to saying that it took 5 minutes to get passport control and get through passport control and yeah, you know , a, it's the best yeah, you know, a, it's the best time to fly. so that kind of backfired. yeah well, i was just

thinking maybe the military just permanently work at the airport . a lot of people saying it is. it's weird it's like. so they have other things to do. what do you mean, like wars and stuff? yeah, yeah, yeah. wouldn't yeah, yeah, yeah. mean wouldn't this than killing this be better than killing people? guess it's. it's people? well, i guess it's. it's probably to. and probably a lot easier to. and you less ptsd from working you have less ptsd from working in airport, imagine in an airport, i imagine possibly. it's possibly. yeah. i mean it's a funny thing mean my mate andrew tate other day we tate was saying the other day we have authority figure your have no authority figure your best friend. yeah i mean do they top we have authority. we have like type of system top we have authority. we have likthe type of system top we have authority. we have likthe way type of system top we have authority. we have likthe way especially of system top we have authority. we have likthe way especially postystem in the way especially post covid. it's of and with covid. it's sort of and with this is kind of this wokeness is kind of creeping authority yet creeping authority and yet nothing nothing's safe nothing works and nothing's safe at in dubai or at least when you're in dubai or somewhere, can walk somewhere, you can walk down a street with expensive watch. street with an expensive watch. and although i have one, i got a casio quid. but if i to casio eight quid. but if i to have one. and also when i went to the bible council, point is they would cut off the hand of person it. well, person that stole it. well, exactly. know, there's exactly. so, you know, there's something to be said. the streets are you know what streets are clean, you know what i yes, you say sharia law. i mean yes, you say sharia law. if we follow this, we've got someone silently someone arrested, silently praying. get praying. meanwhile so can get stabbed the street stabbed walking down the street in in the daytime.

in day in london in the daytime. so it's like yeah have the so it's like yeah we have the worst of all what we're policing thoughts and feelings, not actions. right right. and i think there's a lack of think there's also a lack of that. the military coming that. the military are coming in. to in. they're not allowed to strike. they're coming at strike. they're coming in at christmas. getting paid christmas. they're getting paid 20 extra a day or 20 quid extra a day or something. you the something. you know, the military to if military allowed to strike. if they what what would they did strike, what what would they did strike, what what would they what happen they just be? what would happen if? they struck a strike. what would be the military would to be out of the military suddenly? quickly, suddenly? then very quickly, if you fired the you just get fired from the military. yeah. okay, fair enough. i did want to help if i on strike, no one would care. but you got to a job for but you got to have a job for the sake of my would be the sake of my kids would be like, where's breakfast? yeah. and he go on and when you in showbiz he go on strike, just a hundred strike, there's just a hundred people just in people waiting to just file in the next day. i mean, not here. yeah because we're just too good runner. different level, but runner. a different level, but yeah, i don't know. mean, are yeah, i don't know. i mean, are you with the you sympathetic with the strikers mean, strikers this point? i mean, like average gets like the average private gets paid people have said paid 22 k well people have said train you twice train drivers get you know twice as much the average soldier. as much as the average soldier. so are people going to lose sympathy? the military are coming doing better. coming in. they're doing better. i it wasn't time

i think if it wasn't a time people were completely screwed, i think if it wasn't a time peop it were completely screwed, i think if it wasn't a time peop it were ceasiertely screwed, i think if it wasn't a time peop it were (easier toy screwed, i think if it wasn't a time peopit were (easier to take.wed, then it might easier to take. yeah, you know, got yeah, but you know, we've got mass inflation . businesses were mass inflation. businesses were completely ruined for two years. yeah, number reasons. for yeah, a number of reasons. for no at all. yeah. no good no reason at all. yeah. no good reason. and we now know that that was completely and yeah i mean, i just think the timing i can sympathise with the cause, but not necessarily i think airport searches might be a bit rougher the army in yeah good i personally military should everything including this show that let's see the times now i have to remain neutral as host guys so i won't say that she might be blocking evil agenda reforms. jonathan well, that's the question. so headline is a rishi sunak hints could veto scottish reforms over safety piers. so we discussed this a little bit earlier i'm just going to explain the scottish bill that went through was so it was passed by a margin of 86 votes to 39 yesterday. and the bill will it easier and bill will make it easier and quicker trans people quicker for trans people to obtain grc by removing the obtain a grc by removing the requirement diagnosis requirement for a diagnosis gender dysphoria. it also and i

think this is perhaps the one of the issues that people find most polarising is that it also the minimum age of applicants to 16 and reduces the time required for an applicant to live in the required gender from two years to months. just of to three months. just a of interest you live the interest when you live the gender that you identify as well, what technically counts is that that you'd have to sort of dress in traditional clothes or you walk to the mean to live. it doesn't mean anything. it's all post—modernism is garbage elaborate very . any more for my elaborate very. any more for my mum ? because nothing exists or mum? because nothing exists or anything. it's like it's like a pantomime . it's like everything pantomime. it's like everything in life. there's a new it's marxist , it's in life. there's a new it's marxist, it's kind of like a life of the theatre, isn't it? jordan peterson calls it neo marxist, postmodern, you the best friend neo—marxist ? well, i best friend neo—marxist? well, i want to think about this stuff because so i mean, we were saying before the show that certain just as everything the opposite of england. so if we were like poppies are going to be are bad actually be like poppies are bad actually and. right. she and. here's why. right. so she does opposite. but i think

does the opposite. but i think we do have to. but it says, yeah, i just i think the heart of don't think it its of it i don't think it knows its own logic right you know that seem to be any reason for the awful as the 16 we've awful part as the 16 we've touched earlier lower touched on earlier this lower the of applicants 16 the minimum age of applicants 16 and don't have to live as and you don't have to live as the other gender as you said three months isn't it? but what does is what would does mean? this is what i would understand. do you mean? understand. what do you mean? living one knows what living is? no one knows what that because whole that means. because the whole thing lovely thing is what's a lovely premises. i think we can premises. yeah, i think we can agree. the, the, the. like someone down to two you someone you're down to two you can't a bottle wine at 16 can't get a bottle of wine at 16 you can't have a tattoo which is to irresponsible you to say irresponsible but you can your you're in your gender if you're in scotland you can lambrini scotland now, you can lambrini at think really lambrini. at 16 i think really lambrini. yeah. off yeah. that's what the off licence guy. you can't. you licence guy. no you can't. you strictly this but it's actually not could involve invoke this section 35 and what that is he just off scotland then it sort of floats into the there's of floats into the sea. there's going to a legal battle going to be a legal battle between our and this interesting . all right. well, if you feel like coming. yeah, like coming. yeah, oh, yeah, it's is just the it's going to this is just the tip, iceberg. i think we tip, the iceberg. i think we deau tip, the iceberg. i think we dealt with that when we were

every night. but let's do the daily mail kiss. thomas set daily mail and kiss. thomas set his sights middle aged man. his sights on a middle aged man. is right, marion? so, is that right, marion? yes. so, parry thomas to win parry kids. thomas idea to win power is to power the generation is to target a vocal group called the middle aged mortgage man, which a key gimmicky demographic to win them get to his face by the it's kind of odd given the kind of demonise of the straight white male come out of the left for so has now they've kind of going to have to pivot on it because it doesn't work nice because it doesn't work nice because . it just turns out that because. it just turns out that men exist . they vote on men exist. they vote on cheerful, they just have finally a woman acknowledging that we exist. yeah. hey, nick. since they built infrastructure of most of this country and they are incredibly i actually didn't build for people . and i hate build for people. and i hate this demoralising . and frankly , this demoralising. and frankly, disgusting and pathetic attitude . a group of people based on the colour of their skin, an agenda which is essentially sexist and racist and all the things that you that the former left i like

to say , well, you know, to say, well, you know, everything seems to be again, this is what they are. they they just need to look in the mirror. i would vote for you, miriam johnson. you didn't don't represent any party. but i do think that are you turning because they're understanding that that kind identitarian that that that kind identitarian stand point is going to backfire and they know they're not going to win anything. and it's endless cosying up to ethnic minorities just for the fact that are ethnic minorities. again, is collectivism is and it's kind of you know people have minds of their own. what's fascinating mean, that is fascinating me i mean, that is interesting, also interesting, but also fascinating in some ways fascinating is that in some ways it's complete reversal for it's a complete reversal for labour people labour because the people with middle with , middle aged people with, mortgages, you think of that as a then again, when you a tory. then again, when you look when really look at it here, when really boil down, they're saying look at it here, when really boi|a down, they're saying look at it here, when really boi|a middle they're saying look at it here, when really boi|a middle aged'e saying look at it here, when really boi|a middle aged mortgage man it's a middle aged mortgage man who's old without who's 50 years old without a university a job in university degree, a good job in the private a homeowner the private sector, a homeowner in with a mortgage and someone in a with a mortgage and someone who almost voted brexit. so it's kind an old labour person. kind of an old labour person. it's not like this it's not like people this it's sort old responsible man, sort of an old responsible man,

right sounds like an old right and he sounds like an old man. so what the i mean what i mean is it going to i think they work. i mean the tories are massive so i'll give you an example i spoke some people example i spoke to some people who work for tory who they work for tory politicians and they both privately me were privately admit to me they were going vote reform so that's going to vote reform so that's how trouble the in anyway. how much trouble the in anyway. what do tell them. i think what do you tell them. i think they should mean i like the they should i mean i like the middle aged but think they middle aged man but i think they should other men as well. should apply other men as well. what about chequered shirt? what about the chequered shirt? bon 29 year old you bon toting 29 year old man? you know, a market there. know, there's a market there. great for. great point. thanks for. the telegraph tory telegraph now and a very tory solution to the asylum seekers problem make work johnson problem make them work johnson yes. in telegraph yes. the story in the telegraph the stop vilifying the headline is stop vilifying asylum work says asylum and let them work says former so tory former minister. so the tory peer , lord harrington, has peer, lord harrington, has joined a growing tory backbench rebellion over the government's restrictions which asylum restrictions which bar asylum seekers working . while seekers from working. while they await outcome await the outcome of their applications currently asylum applications so currently asylum are only allowed to work in specific shortage areas after a year but senior tories, including ministers sir robert buckland , tim loughton and now buckland, tim loughton and now lord harrington , believe it

lord harrington, believe it should be relaxed to at least six months. so i really know much about this at all, but intuitively that seemed like a really you want really smart idea. you want asylum seekers to be able to integrate and you know, to not necessarily rely on the state, them being able to work, you know, make their own money and, you part of you know, become part of the community people community and get know people and basically been part and basically have been part of our is seems our business. that is that seems like great idea. yeah, i had like a great idea. yeah, i had some buckland is saying that we do for ukraine so why can't do this for ukraine so why can't we do for asylum seekers we do it for asylum seekers right. we think this a kind right. we think this is a kind of decline in conversation like we've problem with with we've got a problem with with processing we processing asylum seekers. we also plugging also have a problem plugging labour shortages. salami thinks it's of collapsing it's a sort of collapsing britain but do you britain problem, but what do you think? i think that could be, yeah, i think it's great. yeah, but i think it's great. anyone? i mean, working gives you dignity a of you dignity and, a sense of self—respect. so if you've come here, this show . yeah, i here, got on this show. yeah, i would say that that's that's probably good . i mean obviously probably good. i mean obviously if asylum seekers coming want to work, then that's even better. that's you want to contribute . that's you want to contribute. that's you want to contribute. that's great. okay. see, that

was quite a caring liberal point from us there. but you know , from us there. but you know, don't believe everything you hear about us. so that's two in the back why maurice the back coming up. why maurice johnson the best prime johnson is the best prime minister . bbc actually minister ever. the bbc actually mistake about mistake our usual argument about donald . it's like donald trump. it's like christmas family. see in christmas with my family. see in 2 minutes .

welcome back to headline is go straight to the telegraph. when i think of i immediately think of boris johnson miriam gaps clearly so according to a new poll boris johnson was seen as the most competent prime minister of 2022. it was it tough competition, wasn't it? it was sort of like after three. it was. so your favourite strike, your favourite energy bill to pay- your favourite energy bill to pay. it was like a poll that so the survey found that 32% of adults chose mr. johnson with

29% backing rishi sunak and just 3% backing. this tells me i clicked the wrong button. sorry i don't know. i think boris johnson can get away with anything calmly because of that mop of blonde hair and his poor pantomime act. well, i was thinking about it and this, by the way, was a poll actually commissioned by gb news great channel matt goodwin. he channel from matt goodwin. he loves poll and this was when i thought about this. it sounds funny then thought funny first, but then i thought about he did do the about as well he did do the vaccine we vaccine rollout whatever we think vaccine arms are think to the vaccine arms are gradually out. yeah well gradually coming out. yeah well itis been pretty firm. well itis it's been pretty firm. well they're not allowed to say but that's marianne of that's satire marianne a good of satire, but how we last . oh oh satire, but how we last. oh oh hurts. the point is the vaccine, whatever you think sort of the logistical rollout was quite competent you could say on getting brexit done you competent he got you can argue but get brexit done even though we kind of have not really done it if you compare him in competence to trust okay she's struggling and even compared to sunak, unknown sunak, he's just unknown so in a way he win it . yeah.

way he should win it. yeah. that's saying who's that's like saying who's the most of us three. most knowledgeable of us three. like like . yeah, yeah . like how they like. yeah, yeah. win. but against what? against what these other people have been for in like a week. yeah you know, i think fatigue is interesting as well as that. it was put to conservatives who people say people who voted conservative in 2019 and 62% said johnson versus compared to 2% for sinha. so much bigger gap there . tories still love him. there. tories still love him. they still americans . voters they still americans. voters still feel a bit peeved how he we think he'll be back. do you think he's i think he will be back. party. back. well even after party. yeah those parties people, he'll be be like, i'll be back. he'll be like, i'll come back a lot later. he'll be a sort of rubbish churchill. anyway, move to anyway, let's move on to sticking telegraph and sticking with the telegraph and a appointed by jeremy a woman appointed by jeremy corbyn trouble for corbyn is in trouble for anti—semitism. he is so. anti—semitism. just he is so. got it. he's all tonight got it. he's not all tonight after do it jonathan. after eight. do it jonathan. exactly. the best thing exactly. on the next best thing so jeremy jewish liaison so yeah. jeremy jewish liaison officer expelled by labour in antisemitism row. so. heather mandic was hired in 2019 on apologise for jonathan's

language that they have it. yeah. so she was hired in 19 and was accused by officials of undermining the party's ability to campaign against racism . so to campaign against racism. so yeah. so she is a jewish woman and she was appointed by corbyn to rebuild labour's relations with the jewish community. and she's been expelled and i think there's perhaps good reason here . so labour's investigation into ms. lasted more than a year and found that she broke party rules in a number of tweets sent at the height of the party's antisemitism crisis that she subsequently refused to apologise. and believe she apologise. and i believe she tweeted kanye was right. oh yeah . i thought it was a bit off. i mean. yeah, i mean i was i thought about taking just for, you a devil's advocate you you know, a devil's advocate you to being sort of jewish, but to be. well, i didn't to assume anything. i don't know your agendas but it says she tweeted, the weaponization of antisemitism against the left and how it's used to silence criticism israel are criticism of israel are well—rehearsed so there's a kind of classic thing they did. yeah

i you know something let's i mean, you know something let's be for 2020. be really terrible for 2020. i would said she's would have said she's a self—hating is enough see self—hating jewish is enough see but now i really know there's probably some truth that so probably some truth in that so i'm kanye but what i find i'm follow kanye but what i find interesting so some i mean look some people say this is not a real problem in the labour party. josh, how you'll disagree. he'll send you all the materials even if you ask him or not. but the point is i know people who like, who are jewish and they live and love corbyn and they live around area, they. no, he's around the area, they. no, he's great. i know what they want and. but socialism isn't and. yeah, but socialism isn't it. mean right, it's judaism. it. i mean right, it's judaism. i ethic were i mean, the ethic were ethnically jewish. they're not practising because judaism is kind of ideologically not the same socialism. it's more focus on the individual and it's more of the judaism is about individual and the connection with god, whereas is about the group, the collectivist becomes, the state becomes the god actually almost the antithesis in a way. so josh doesn't email us antisemitism has been a serious problem in many people think and i'm sure i tend to

agree but let me just ask one question for you, because i had a friend who said they actually would feel unsafe if corbyn got in. how would you feel about, let's corbyn go? and i did let's say, corbyn go? and i did feel that. yeah, but i'm quite aware now of how essentially aware now of how i'm essentially slightly manipulated. okay i'm not as as susceptible to going with these things. i probably hide my bar mitzvah money in a swiss account, but i'd say , swiss account, but i'd say, right, let's do the guardian and the democrats want some barred from holding office ever again. who saw that coming ? so yeah, who saw that coming? so yeah, this is about january the sixth incident in we have an so there's now this kind of committee of judges that wants to ban trump from running for re—election in 2024 saying that heinched re—election in 2024 saying that he incited the violence and the storming of the white and that man with the funny hat yeah the weird horns nick and i were actually there and he wasn't so

bad when it was fine it was fine. oh yeah i fbi will be like us because they take this stuff very seriously , and they do it . very seriously, and they do it. i mean. i mean, ashli babbitt got killed and people don't they talk about how she was shot by a police person that there was a policeman. they don't no one talks about that. so obviously the democrats don't trump the democrats don't want trump running. knew this. running. and we all knew this. yeah. tactically it's quite strange in a way, because trump's quite weakened. trump's already quite weakened. they up with ron they could end up with ron desantis be desantis and they could be thinking, what have done desantis and they could be thinkiwe what have done desantis and they could be thinkiwe got what have done desantis and they could be thinkiwe got a hat have done desantis and they could be thinkiwe got a much|ve done desantis and they could be thinkiwe got a much stronger, ne now? we got a much stronger, much, much stronger candidate, if me. yeah, would if you ask me. yeah, would you? i it this chennai six i mean, it is this chennai six thing me because you're thing bothers me because you're just half of just going to alienate half of america, 75 million people voted trump of many of trump and most of them, many of them, of them do think jan them, some of them do think jan six will stay with them. don't it's the same as they did it's the same as what they did about you know, 17 about brexit. you know, 17 million vote brexit. million people vote for brexit. they call everyone and they call everyone racist and xenophobic. they xenophobic. yeah, yeah. they think same thing. xenophobic. yeah, yeah. they think going same thing. xenophobic. yeah, yeah. they think going to same thing. xenophobic. yeah, yeah. they think going to fail|e thing. xenophobic. yeah, yeah. they think going to fail again g. xenophobic. yeah, yeah. they think going to fail again and and it's going to fail again and again because you know it's again because then you know it's is claiming people are irrational crazy not irrational and crazy not engaging with their actual arguments , just trying to crush

arguments, just trying to crush your and i do. and your opponents. and i do. and there are still languishing in jail. has been jail. edward jacob long has been waiting a trial for two years and sympathise with that and i do sympathise with that and i do sympathise with that and seen the twitter and also we've seen the twitter files we found that files come out. we found that there's definitely lesion interference. other interference. yeah. on the other side hunter side they suppressed the hunter biden totally biden story. that was a totally legitimate they it was legitimate they claim it was a hack dump it wasn't. hack and dump and it wasn't. yeah, it legitimate. so that yeah, it was legitimate. so that is elections. so on that side, you there's plenty going as you there's plenty going on as well. wish drop this down well. i wish they drop this down 16. you think, 16. what do you think, john? what a damp squib. because i always of the dump squid did you. yeah the squid. i'm surprised that tv as we eat surprised that i'm tv as we eat on air yeah yeah yeah yeah you know it just means an anti climate. you knew that . you knew climate. you knew that. you knew that, pop. yeah. i thought it's like a like almost like a fairly like a like almost like a fairly like a like almost like a fairly like a non—starter. but, yeah, i don't know what squid is isn't that potter if simon evans that harry potter if simon evans was he totally know was here he would totally know but. the thing about damp but. oh the thing about a damp squib , they're trying to say squib, they're trying to say that audience to that incited the audience to violence. that's the produce. doesn't your squib doesn't like your squib jonathan. it let's move on jonathan. it says let's move on now sorry the bbc have actually now. sorry the bbc have actually upheld a complaint months. what

will they try next? neutral reporting, low level , not spicy reporting, low level, not spicy so they and the telegraph so the bbc complaint of a catholic joke dunng bbc complaint of a catholic joke during queen's funeral so the controversy concerns a broadcast on the news channel as the late monarch's coffin taken from balmoral to edinburgh in september. the bbc has complaints about its staff laughing catholics being cleared out . scotland during its out. scotland during its coverage of the queen's funeral . i think the joke here i didn't really get it. so i did some research so it's referencing john knox, the radical minister dunng john knox, the radical minister during the scottish who got rid of all the catholics because he was a decent person . i got to be was a decent person. i got to be honest, i didn't get the joke, but i'm by the way, a squib is a small firework that burns out with a hissing sound without exploding. you touched it. i just left it a minute before i told. sorry about that. so some catholics were quite offended by. it's so rare time when by. yeah, it's so rare time when a christian actually gets an apology, but i know it's only sort of a for the christians.

right. it's catholic versus the protestant, no cares protestant, you know. no cares about we know about christians. we know they've sign up for our they've got the sign up for our madness going at the moment. so this actually refreshing this is actually refreshing that the admitted they the bbc actually admitted they were does really do were at fault. it does really do anything. mean what anything. does it mean what happens really nothing. happens now? really nothing. at least but know, least admitted it. but you know, it doesn't the it doesn't. it doesn't the licence does it mean. we licence fee. it does it mean. we make jokes all the time, but we're beholden to we're not beholden to the licence so it's a bit licence fee. so it's a bit different. we're we don't have to be beholden to ofcom. the that's compensation evil that's compensation greater evil and a big fan, they and love we love a big fan, they love evil. i don't know love their evil. so i don't know what they all had it. i think that's all in terrible trouble. let's move and the sun let's move then and do the sun and clarkson's endless of and clarkson's endless walk of shame miriam. shame continues. miriam. yes. so the presenter is in the former gear presenter is in the former gear presenter is in the middle of all storm of his hateful comments . the duchess hateful comments. the duchess sussex. am i allowed to her that she's just meghan markle next caller, max meg's using the a hateful i mean it was a life thing to write i think again being a libertarian , don't think

being a libertarian, don't think you should please people for what they say and think mean it was maybe he did want the commentary right yeah it's it was it was a bad joke basically. what do you say. i her i find her very irritable eating. it's i she's a terrible yes and attention seeker and she is completely obsessed with this identitarian ism because it gives her this permanent victimhood . but did you think victimhood. but did you think which is which which people love they needed not feeling sorry for them . did you think that for them. did you think that said hatred or violence? i did. i did think it was a bit. yeah i wouldn't say it was going to incite an actual group of people , 90 incite an actual group of people , go out and attack any other group of . but it was was just group of. but it was was just like a badly worded . mm hmm. but like a badly worded. mm hmm. but the sounds apology is not going to, i think, never apologise. i mean, cox's apologised. they just want more blood to me. this thing has gone absolutely mad. mean, i did it in 20 podcast on this yesterday, know all this yesterday, so know all about mean, had chris

about it. i mean, you had chris packham should jail packham saying we should jail this insane i think these this man is insane i think these people like they play love policing language and so and it's they puritans it's like they are new puritans in that they they don't in a way that they they don't really are now available now people they don't at people they don't look at actions all. don't care actions at all. they don't care about so that's why all about action. so that's why all our stories you our mainstream stories now, you know, was the woman know, last week it was the woman that where are from. that said where are you from. yeah yeah it's a similar kind of they're constantly trying to create races create this between races i think the only thing that's being told. right. want to say they were saying it should be jailed caroline nokes said it was positively yeah was positively mediaeval yeah of course it by game of course it was. it was by game of thrones. you had all these politicians mad one politicians going mad cos. one said abusive white men said it was abusive white men with go media platforms as with power go media platforms as if. by the way, if. meghan markle by the way, why being sexist and racist why you being sexist and racist and markle is a and then also meghan markle is a very person with a huge very powerful person with a huge media platform. it's called netflix. yeah i think netflix. yeah yeah, i think it was a sort it was was just a sort of it was a harsh joke. i think he literally meant think anyone would meant it. i think anyone would be forced suggest he be forced to suggest that he actually meant it was actually meant it. it was i mean, yeah, it was it was definitely a kind of not necessary defamatory, but it was

against the was very against her. the joke was very much against her. the person, i suppose had 17,500 complaints suppose is had 17,500 complaints to sun , which is what we to the sun, which is what we normally get when leo kearse on. but yeah, it's, it's terribly yeah. it wasn't a very nice thing say he's, what he's thing to say he's, what he's saying like and he's saying is i don't like and he's doing it in form but he did doing it in joke form but he did in joke for seeing the high in bad joke for seeing the high he was sort of lampooning himself that his hatred so himself that his hatred was so ridiculous. yeah. the top ridiculous. yeah. over the top it's they're trying to it's like yeah they're trying to create storm around create a the this storm around it again fixating on this it is again fixating on this narrative that he says like oh the maker the mist bit i've done simon evans again but he sounds like the make of this car should be outside and shot like be taken outside and shot like you doesn't literally you know he doesn't literally mean because it is mean it no because it is nonsense. anyway, we've that so many hopefully clarkson's many times hopefully clarkson's endless can endless walk of shame can end one but it part three one day. but it for part three coming up why disney pub crawls and santa's all and santa's beards are all cancelled. in a minute .

welcome back to headline is our very serious new show . let's go very serious new show. let's go straight to the mail and the term crawl is now offensive presumably to toddlers. jonathan had the same joke written down. i'm not going to use that's all doing so headline here is campaign for woke ale beer enthusiast not to say pub crawl or happy hour that's offensive to people not on antidepressants to people not on antidepressants to be more inclusive and to end loud culture around drinking . so loud culture around drinking. so members of the campaign for real people who need a girlfriend should avoid using phrases such as join the lads for a swift you off to work. i think a lot of women from joining in that's the point now i'm joking so the guidelines instead advise members to say are embarking on a pub tour where they will save a pub tour where they will save a pint . you know, it's a push to a pint. you know, it's a push to be more inclusive. it sounds like a primary school, i want say telling you what to say. this is exactly what these people do all the time. but are they doing it from a market

because it craft beer drinkers? these are the mascot i saw so many craft beer at the height of the sort of lockdown as they the sort of lockdown not as they was in the height their was even in the height of their walk into the woods alone with a mask a of craft beer. mask and a bag of craft beer. i was like, of course, yeah, it's going hear the language of going to hear the language of inclusivity, diversity, equality, it's equality, blah, blah, but it's just it's not i just destruction it's not i mean, i'm not just saying you just going to just lads, we're going to have a saving we're going to be saving of pint instead hop to it. of a pint instead of hop to it. saving pint might be the saving of a pint might be the older stephen steve coogan character. he said a pint character. he said like a pint of finest stout yeoman of your finest ale stout yeoman of your finest ale stout yeoman of bar i never would try to of the bar i never would try to trade out of saying he was trade him out of saying he was a total nerd. but what i find is, again, an attack on on many again, an attack on on what many working basically it working class men basically it it's an identity carrying it's again an identity carrying point they think. but they take this one specific thing and say no , have make it no, we have to make it inclusive. so trying to destroy that custom , that culture that that custom, that culture using this kind of primary schools , do you think this schools, do you think this financial aspect here where they're just trying to get more people for more sales and, there neveris people for more sales and, there never is because they never end

up getting people sell. this up getting people to sell. this is thing they always go. is the thing they always say go. they the time they they go broke all the time they go broke because they're just destroying things and they need to say, we just to be honest and say, we just want everything. can want to destroy everything. can you be honest? we just you just just be honest? we just want just destroy want to destroy just destroy everything. okay? well, let's only story. only destroy that story. let's move the latest things. move on to the latest things. yeah, right. so is films. william disney. this kind william disney. well, this kind of to own of takes me back to my own childhood. so there's woke childhood. so there's a woke father i probably had a white way before it was work . who has way before it was work. who has banned his daughter from watching sexist disney films. and by sexist he means the old disney films where were like wearing dresses , being hot, hot wearing dresses, being hot, hot and being rescued by men and sleeping a bit, wearing those clothes . we all hang out very clothes. we all hang out very literally, don't we? yeah, she's basically said, other than frozen phrases . okay, because, frozen phrases. okay, because, you know, she's like my girlfriend hates her phone frozen. i kind of reminds of what she's going to have to do

to, hey, i hate the music too. so basically they're doing this. she's banned his daughters from watching any of these films until they're old enough to know. and when he means no, he means conform to the irony though this here because this man's wife's boyfriend let's watch the old disney box but he's saying i'm saying he's mega i can say that's not he says i believe that nothing should be. guys, my view is very pragmatic . i believe that nothing should be off limits, but only when people can fully them. you can't have. people can fully them. you can't have . a fully functioning never have. a fully functioning never bothered about this one is that disney is much worse now because disney is much worse now because disney there was famously those leaks zoom calls and they were saying we would try and put saying yeah we would try and put sort of queer stuff in there. not anything wrong that not anything wrong with that necessarily, children, necessarily, but for children, it's you trying to it's like, why are you trying to do it's these things? but i think, well, weirdly enough, i would the complete would say have the complete reverse what he wants reverse to what he wants because. if to raise because. if he wants to raise a thatis because. if he wants to raise a that is not is going to reject all of that you know is not

all of that you know this is not she'll end up embracing it because it's been it'll be like the verboten thing and then believe you me, by the time she's ten, she'll want you know, the ball gowns and face. he doesn't nerdiness thing all all my friends who have kids that they bring in this gender neutral has reverse neutral it has the reverse effect okay so let's do the math now with a story about being petty which i, i personally refuse read the metronome because they annoyed me in 2003. jonathan and it's a pretend you know it's great but allegedly so catty that i can being petty actually be good for you too lana del rey , the famed singer lana del rey, the famed singer has set a new bar for levels of pettiness . so to promote her new pettiness. so to promote her new album , lana del rey has only had album, lana del rey has only had one billboard made and is in her hometown. i believe we've got a picture it somewhere. yeah, yeah . she's in the car picture it somewhere. yeah, yeah .she's in the car in picture it somewhere. yeah, yeah . she's in the car in the .she's in the car in the background and it's just. what does this say? do we have another picture of it. just advertise it. just advertises her album, basically, but the is that it up in tulsa that she only put it up in tulsa the town where her excellent billboard says it's personal.

the town where her excellent billboird says it's personal. the town where her excellent billboi thinks it's personal. the town where her excellent billboi think she; personal. the town where her excellent billboi think she saidsonal. the town where her excellent billboi think she saidson no, yeah, i think she said it. no, she regarding the billboard, she said just to won't said it's personal just to won't show. deliberate it totes show. it was deliberate it totes was basically you she's like yes i am i feel like my guys win. he know he's left such an impression if you sing such a good someone puts good deed that someone puts a billboard you that is billboard to you that is actually yeah, i've actually incredible. yeah, i've done . someone said that on done that. someone said that on twitter. like, well, hang twitter. he's like, well, hang on, rent free in your on, he's still rent free in your head right. you think it's head right. do you think it's sort of a revenge tactic, isn't it? men revenge, it it? when men get revenge, it tends frowned more. tends to be frowned upon more. no idea. this nice? like la no idea. is this nice? like la manga revenge. people it's manga revenge. people die. it's a doesn't it. yeah, but a bit john doesn't it. yeah, but what would you what you think, man, would you do i have done it. really? do this? i have done it. really? yeah. how much is the billboard. about for a half grand. wow. well, yeah. all it was when i was a radical feminist, but. yeah, yeah but it's safe. and then i woke up and then woke then i woke up and then i woke up, so now what do you think dented it? what did it say? says i fell in love with a conceptual artist and it was totally meaningless. it. meaningless. i did it. i thought. yeah yeah, it was satire and it was real. so that was that was like on many. it

was that was like on many. it was actually work on many levels. heidi okay. yeah. do you think was too petty? she was think she was too petty? she was the right of petty . is the right amount of petty. is this hey, no, i. i have this good? hey, no, i. i have infinite forgiveness to any woman that wants to do that, because i've it myself. so it's of the part, the road to sanity. that seems fair. all right well, let's crack on and do the daily mail. and a taxi driver has been banned from a santa beard, presumably because will muffle all political all this fascinating political opinions. this is opinions. all of this is terrible. yeah, there's this taxi in a place called is taxi driver in a place called is it grim ? is that an actual it grim? is that an actual place? no no, no. orange county calling him a green . yeah chris calling him a green. yeah chris brown mean . so he has been brown mean. so he has been banned from driving this special taxi that he drives around with his son to bed. i guess the taxi has bells and whistles and reindeers on it and whatever the real issue this is this is annoying. so the council have said that he should take off the beard because were unable to identify him as driver because it covers his features about the

master. he would last for two and a half years. no one no one knows who anyone is . and for knows who anyone is. and for some reason they have a problem with santas. so he's got round that by cause. he's eight. he he he's grown his normal beard out and spray paint it like yeah but i think he said he didn't last very long it flakes pretty badly . yeah. i mean those things don't work, it just hasn't worked a deeper worked like this. so on a deeper level, kind of attack level, it's kind of the attack on christmas, it? and he on christmas, isn't it? and he just hat with normal just wearing the hat with normal clothes when you clothes doesn't work when you would something. that's true. would do something. that's true. yeah. yeah it doesn't like yeah. yeah it doesn't work like him. think it's him. so yeah, i think it's absurd. i mean, like, like i said, masks said, they were wearing masks for volunteer, especially taxi for a volunteer, especially taxi drivers. this was deeply intimidating, deeply intimidating, deeply intimidating . intimidating, deeply intimidating. i intimidating, deeply intimidating . i having intimidating. i think having children young , children in a children young, children in a world can't see world where you can't see anyone's face terrifying. anyone's face is terrifying. yeah. and really surprised that no one else found that mask three times. so i'm totally on board. i forget those three. it's going all the way to the bearded, bearded bearded, non bearded driver. i think he be able to wear think he should be able to wear what as his car. yeah

what he wants as his car. yeah yeah. the state should have no part telling him what he can and cannot well, let's do cannot do. okay, well, let's do the and that poor woman the mirror. and that poor woman who a single who ended up with a single brussels sprouts. this brussels sprouts. now, this is why glad left the eu. why i'm. glad we left the eu. johnson, brussels. i don't johnson, don't brussels. i don't get i know. funny. one, get it. i know. it's funny. one, but on there . so yeah this but carry on there. so yeah this is in the mirror. so online shoppers fuming at a bizarre substitute tions , including one substitute tions, including one brussels sprouts, so customers relying getting relying on getting their christmas delivered christmas shopping delivered from and from sainsbury's tesco. and it has have complained about has to have complained about cancelled orders. everyone's getting and strange getting cancelled and strange substitutions a number of unhappy shoppers accused unhappy shoppers have accused those ruining christmas quite statement after deliveries were cancelled at the last moment or items substituted with bizarre alternatives. so you know when you you get you do your shopping and you order a pack mcvitie's but you get like a sponge cakes instead. they replace stuff we've had quite outrageous in in sense. we've had some outrageous replacements . so one customer replacements. so one customer who a few who will have make a few explanations his family, his explanations for his family, his two nine month matured luxury christmas pudding from asda was swapped six mince pies. oh swapped for six mince pies. oh i was hoping we had a photo of the

single sprouts. we single brussel sprouts. we just have it and that's it have describe it and that's it really. i mean, you can imagine it looked like but yeah. what's your it takes it i took the world problem isn't it . world problem isn't it. obviously if you're dealing with millions of people shopping you're going to have a few. but it does get worse. it's like it says hit someone ordered a joint of beef, but it was replaced by a pack of insect protein and a note from the un. but that's ruined christmas for me personally. yes. okay. well think the polls are not on that way very. briefly, what are you guys going to eat at christmas? took time. what you going to do? what are you going to go for? miriam i i'm sorry. i'll be struggling with i don't want to be or anything , but probably i'm be or anything, but probably i'm talking to. let's just finish something i need to show. thank you to johnson cogan and miriam elliot tomorrow it's the headuneis elliot tomorrow it's the headline is christmas special. and then we're back on christmas day me, just now he's day. not me, but just now he's here because he the money. here because he needs the money. but for have a great christmas,

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