channel good evening. i'm ray anderson . good evening. i'm ray anderson. the gb newsroom, the u.k. is facing ice and heavy rain over the next few days with the potential of flooding in some areas . the met office has issued areas. the met office has issued areas. the met office has issued a yellow warning in place for parts of southwest england and south wales that's overnight 2 am. until 3 pm. tomorrow the yellow alert remains in place for snow and ice . the north and for snow and ice. the north and east of scotland met office says freezing conditions could last until 10 am. tomorrow morning . until 10 am. tomorrow morning. well over in the us at least 60 people have died and thousands are without power as winter storms continue to hammer both the us and canada freezing temperatures and blizzard conditions have many areas under more than four feet of snow. the

city buffalo in new york state has been hit the hardest with eight fatalities. many people freezing to death in their cars. president joe biden has declared a federal emergency back here. four people have been injured and a gas explosion at house in worcestershire. emotional sea services were called to the incident in evesham shortly after 5 pm, three of the injured were taken to hospital . injured were taken to hospital. ten neighbouring properties have now been evacuated. people are being to stay away from the area west . midlands police have named west. midlands police have named a 23 year old man killed at a night club in birmingham last night club in birmingham last night . cody fisher officers were night. cody fisher officers were called to the crash nightclub just before midnight on boxing day after reports that a man had been stabbed on the dance. hundreds of people at the club at the time. witnesses are being urged to come forward . urged to come forward. merseyside police has vowed be

relentless in its murder investigation of a 26 year old woman killed on christmas eve. elle edwards was shot at the lighthouse inn wallasey village while celebrating with friends and family. the 30 year old man has been arrested on of murder and attempted . a 19 year old and attempted. a 19 year old woman has been arrested on. suspicion of conspiracy . murder suspicion of conspiracy. murder and passengers are being warned to expect sickness disruption into the new year . to expect sickness disruption into the new year. a to expect sickness disruption into the new year . a wave of into the new year. a wave of industrial unrest across the country. there busy scenes at london's king cross station. earlier that due to the knock on effects of boxing day strikes. meanwhile, members of the tsa across cross—country , rather, across cross—country, rather, have been staging a 24 hour walkout as part of a long running over pay and conditions . we're on tv online and running over pay and conditions .we're on tv online and on dab+ radio . you're watching tv news. radio. you're watching tv news. time now for .

time now for. hello and welcome to headliners with me, simon evans, fresh off hosting wootton tonight and back in my comfort thank goodness. joining me tonight to talk comedians. the yet to be cancelled louis schafer. no one knows how he's got away with it and the dan o'reilly known dapper laughs. i'm back baby. i'm back. he was one of the very first canaries in the cancellation . i'm not. i'm cancellation. i'm not. i'm a poster boy for cancel culture. tonight, the main factor. you are a survivor. that's right. that's why we got you here. now, let's take a look at tomorrow's pages. always start with the wednesday's daily mail. loyal cards for strikers. we have look at that in the previous show. none of us any the wiser as to what it really but it seems there's some sort of general strike in the offing. wednesday's telling graph. sandhurst to tackle culture and

there is a picture there of what is her name. taylor swift who is apparently selling more records than she has cds days. so anyway , so nice a picture than anything you'd find in sandhurst , i suppose. wednesday's guardian charity is forced to shut up shop as brexit funding and a photograph supposed to illustrate the changing that is affecting our fauna and flora wednesdays mirror . as junior wednesdays mirror. as junior docs strike fear that feels like it so strike fear the heart of something or other but it is just striking fear generally. wednesdays time . cabinet row wednesdays time. cabinet row over prevent anti—terror . over prevent anti—terror. wednesday. some as cops drop . wednesday. some as cops drop. 1.1 mil million burglary and theft cases in the utterly i think that's a fair assessment. let's have a look at them in some depth so we're going to start with the daily telegraph .

start with the daily telegraph. you've got that it's usually got most of the news on it in one place to another. i and i love that. i love the daily because it's got a lot of news for the money. yeah. and you feel like you're getting money's worth in the news then you don't even have buy it because it's have to buy it yet because it's so much on the page there and it's a broadsheet. so you feel like you're reading the new york times anyway. so it's a sandhurst tackle toxic , sandhurst urge to tackle toxic, i guess. sandhurst is your west point . it is i guess. sandhurst is your west point. it is very much that. yes, yes , that's that's exactly yes, yes, that's that's exactly how it's advertised in the military brochures . yeah. you've military brochures. yeah. you've heard of west point.7 well, we one very well. you set it up right after we set up ours. i guess might anyway. they call it the , toxic culture i'm not the toxic, toxic culture i'm not taking from who's been taking away from who's been in a bad situation . but i mean, the bad situation. but i mean, the fact is these , are people who fact is these, are people who are trying kill each other, are trying to kill each other, they're how to kill and they're saying it's been epidemic of saying it's been an epidemic of sexual the academy. i haven't sexual at the academy. i haven't seen figures i'm seen the actual figures i'm assuming this that there are women allowed and this is women allowed in now and this is not beastie or whatever not just beastie or whatever that to talk about. i that they used to talk about. i

think is that on against think there is that on against it. yeah, i'm against it. i mean as don't they do as if women don't they do everything it it's just like everything as it it's just like let guys hang out in the let a black guys hang out in the in fields when i felt that in the fields when i felt that when they when they let girls into the scouts but they into the boy scouts but they don't let boys into the girl guides. saying i'm just guides. i'm just saying i'm just saying street. do saying one way street. what do you though? well, you think, though? well, of course, what a story course, i'll tell what a story to but look, there's to start on. but look, there's harassment everywhere there. and what with whether what i find with say whether it's these i because it's in all of these i because was it was the fire brigade last time i was on you know and it always and it always says senior officials i've been urged to look into it why don't just look into it everywhere right . and into it everywhere right. and just try and clean up. but look, it's everywhere, isn't it? they are exercises . and there is are exercises. and there is a suspicion that knowledge , you suspicion that knowledge, you know, i think probably a lot blokes who to go to blokes who want to go to sandhurst possibly even some sandhurst and possibly even some women want toughen women to want to toughen up, want a place be run want to want a place to be run by resources, part of by human resources, part of a military academy is it's supposed to get you ready some fairly unpleasant circumstance as find it. well, as you might find it. well, maybe either

maybe it's a maybe it's either a warning to people, hey, when you go there's going be go there, there's going to be bad times or maybe it's bad times ahead, or maybe it's saying to people who were there, you know, hey lighten up a little bit, let's be nice to each other. so anything else off that page we've got john used gioco to split beatles. yeah, well, totally well, that is i that's totally expected . that's a little pr it expected. that's a little pr it isn't news is it. well i think, i think still wants her little bit of validation saying it wasn't me it wasn't me but everybody knows it was it was a lot of people are saying is the harry and meghan are new harry and meghan are the new yoko john and yoko. but at yoko and john and yoko. but at least they were decent least they were some decent songs, they? and songs, didn't they? john and yoko straight yoko just cut straight to breaking up the family. well, i don't if yoko involved in don't know if yoko involved in any of the songs i've. heard a few. i like some of her concept art. i like the apple that just in the middle of the studio. i think. think him was think. i think meeting him was conceptual, her saying i conceptual, right. her saying i didn't laughs you didn't know missed laughs you have the sun newspaper and i believe yeah the main stories obviously about the hopelessness of yeah this is this is of earth. yeah this is this is mental. i'll read this earlier

and i can't many but 1 million burglaries and thefts dropped by bungung burglaries and thefts dropped by bungling cops last year without finding suspects. more than a million burglaries and. thefts were dropped by cops . these were dropped by cops. these figures show forces in england wells stopped investigating over 1 million cases and failing to find a subject suspect so , find a subject suspect so, that's basically nearly all of burglaries. yeah, yeah. there's over a million buck burglaries happened where the old people just went. you know, we'll a look into it. and then when we didn't looks like the burglars are, you know, maybe that's where we've been decriminalised. this is specialist obviously this like an actual it's this is like an actual it's a better profession than being an us make more money in us got to make more money in going out there is the only thing you can is you know i thing you can say is you know i mean the last we were burgled when i was renting in houses in london, i was burgled pretty much rental. in that much every rental. in fact, that was trigger move on. you was the trigger to move on. you stay you were burgled and stay until you were burgled and then a bit depressed then you felt a bit depressed and for somewhere and you'd look for somewhere else but it would else to go. well, but it would always like a video player or

always be like a video player or something like that. but nowadays don't know what you nowadays i don't know what you what make. i mean, i'm what you would make. i mean, i'm not saying we have not saying we don't have anything valuable, a anything valuable, but it's a slightly different sort of i don't but i the gold i see don't know but i the gold i see people flogging and stuff pubs i used to be that culture i knew where password didn't where the password didn't go. but where it yeah, but you knew where it was. yeah, yeah. want get a nice yeah. if you want to get a nice iphone or so i could tell you a couple of pubs to go. yeah, yeah, yeah. but i think what it is, is it's because the, because the of living crisis and the cost of living crisis and fuel crisis, are just fuel crisis, these are just people who off. it's a no people who are off. it's a no wonder with that's not wonder with us. no that's not what is. it's they're looking what it is. it's they're looking for a warm place. they just happened to be in there. oh yeah course. these things course. i mean these things are all increase. bugg was all going to increase. bugg was going increase but listen the place if you call place is the same as if you call gets into. will you get gets broken into. will you get your phone. so all of these crimes the police just crimes now the police just consider them. look, got consider them. look, we've got other we've got other things to do. we've got we're even to bother, we're not even going to bother, which going to, fail which i'm going to, like, fail to a suspect. know for to find a suspect. i know for a fact what fact? there fact that what fact? that there are who said we've got it are people who said we've got it on it. we've on cctv. we've seen it. we've got you know, they're like, you've more you feel

you've got more chance. you feel you've got more chance. you feel you've chance yourself you've got more chance yourself using if ask it's using facebook if you ask it's nicked got one of them nicked and you got one of them ring is ring doorbells what the case is face facebook. hunt him face on facebook. yeah hunt him down you know what down yourself but you know what you're justice down yourself but you know what you used justice down yourself but you know what you used to justice down yourself but you know what you used to making justice down yourself but you know what you used to making jseem like get used to making it seem like this police problem. there this is a police problem. there are a million in unsolved are over a million in unsolved crimes. police problem. crimes. it's not police problem. it's population. it's an unarmed population. yeah, it's. it's basically. we're punishing people we're not punishing the people enough. some of those people should it's the should be. well, it's the government. will government. the british will endlessly the endlessly complain on the americans ability to buy an weapon 36 hours without weapon in under 36 hours without proper i.d. but they did very much for few burglaries. don't like. yeah, because then everyone the best everyone has to be in the best behaviour guns. behaviour when people have guns. but point is when you but the is the point is when you have when you have a million unsolved crimes there's no way that the police have time to deal with them. so i can't blame the police but what we should do is normally like the old pastoral communities, like the shepherd communities , you still shepherd communities, you still see now in the see it now maybe in the northwest pakistan, northwest provinces of pakistan, because, know , going to be because, you know, going to be difficult after your difficult to look after your sheep and indeed your daughters. so consequence, you so as a consequence, you compensate the compensate by making the punishment if punishment utterly barbaric. if you get caught. yeah. just you do get caught. yeah. just kill yeah, exactly . got to kill them. yeah, exactly. got to have penalty then

have the death penalty and then it of even you might it will sort of even you might only in thousand. only catch one in a thousand. but the hen you're talking but on the hen you're talking as if that that's reasonable . if that that's reasonable. that's what, that's what the criminals in america , you can't criminals in america, you can't shoot them on sight. carney you i can actively i think you can actively encourage to usually say by the like the texan officer afterwards by making an address we have the times now love the i used to read the times i don't like the size of it and this has this has a cabinet row over prevent anti—terror which i don't really understand myself but basically and basically they were afraid of naming certain yeah. were afraid of naming certain yeah . people who they thought yeah. people who they thought were bad people as it meant that would then be liable to be sued for slander or libel whatever. and so that's that's going on there so that they're backing out of it. and it's also this is also interesting. there's a blackmail alert after employees are by sex workers at are greeted by sex workers at hotel. doesn't where the hotel. it doesn't where the hotel. it doesn't where the hotel was and what country it

was trying to i tried to find the hotel myself and i mean, i love it. that's i don't know if you could call that news that if they said if they said something happened tell you think happened we could tell you think were over watching the were over there watching the football tonight could be anywhere really . hard to say. anywhere really. hard to say. yeah, there's no and then yeah, there's no way. and then the final fat diets can make you fat. i mean, the oldish fat. i mean, that's the oldish news well you know news there is. well you know what new year's what it is new year's resolution. yeah well, who resolution. yeah well, it's. who is diets can make you is saying fad diets can make you fat . the dieticians you fat. the dieticians who want you to their diets which totally don't work your diet which is very good which endorse very good which i endorse essentially carnivore. yeah slightly would you was accused of being a fat diet or do you think that's lasted ten. of course it is when i started exactly people eating me when i started said going started it they said i was going die. i've done it for four years. i look better than ever. people watching this right people are watching this right now. you're seeing are you a good looking a good looking good looking man? a good looking man? your cleared up man? your skin's cleared up everything. walked straight. everything. he walked straight. exactly going they exactly what's going on? they won't . well, i go through and won't. well, i go through and still places he walks up in the morning to say , you know, it

morning to say, you know, it plays havoc with the digestion . plays havoc with the digestion. but thank you, mr. leduc . well, but thank you, mr. leduc. well, whatever is it doesn't make me the mirror first. last of the sexual went through it . yeah sexual went through it. yeah junior to strike fear so yeah this is this is another scary the nhs is falling apart. junior doctors strike fears . two thirds doctors strike fears. two thirds of medics consider leaving nhs jobs a survey by the british medical association , the 7970 9% medical association, the 7970 9% of them considered leaving nhs rise in among junior doctors. a field in concerns that i was just pay a movement pay them more , pay the doctors more, pay more, pay the doctors more, pay the nurses waiting for everything to be replaced by artificial intelligence . what is artificial intelligence. what is going on for a few more years? the thing is, feel as if the way to us, if people aren't happy, if they're not paid enough for the work, if they're stretched, they're going to have to they're going to they do have to keep doctors to fairly keep how to doctors to fairly know. no no number one know. no no no no number one they don't have to keep a hold of doctors have too many

doctors. to get doctors. we need to get a healthy a healthy population healthy a healthy population healthy to go to the doctors healthy i to go to the doctors every single week with some problem if you just problem or another if you just make healthy now know if make people healthy now know if i only saw this figure quite recently little bit recently i was a little bit surprised i knew understood this was trend ha for vma chefs was the trend ha for vma chefs budget spent the last 18 budget is spent the last 18 months of life. yeah but that's the same everywhere because it is really people alive right at the end. if you think if you're saying that i mean on look saying that i mean come on look at if you needed at the appetite if you needed ambulance other you ambulance the other day, if you were going to die, you'd have to wait hours to die. but that's wait 6 hours to die. but that's an ambulance. we need an an ambulance. i think we need an ambulance are ambulance for people who are definitely something definitely have something broken or just or need it. but anybody just going junior doctors going to the most junior doctors when, course, i remember when, of course, i remember i did the life floor did a show called the life floor show about 2001 of this very same out. same statistic came out. four out five junior doctors are out of five junior doctors are thinking i'm sure thinking of leaving. i'm sure always constantly thinking of leaving. some leaving. there must be some inducements them inducements that keeping them there. would there. yeah. that what would then would have left and then they would have left and i'm going to matron i'm i'm going to matron and i'm going we need going to tell you what we need to we need to give to do. we don't need to give them money. dapper. them more money. dapper. what do we you like my. we call you? just you like my. you tell me whatever like.

you can tell me whatever like. but give them money. i'm but give them more money. i'm going you handsome too. going to call you handsome too. we check for we don't to check that for doctor. i think supposed to like a don't need to change a side we don't need to change don't need to give them more money. we just the name money. we just change. the name junior such an junior doctor is such an embarrassment junior embarrassment be called junior doctors them let's doctors let's call them let's call and then we call them doctors. and then we call them doctors. and then we call doctor doctors. call the doctor doctors. something so it's the doctors, not the doctors . yeah, talking not the doctors. yeah, talking theoretical doctors . provisional theoretical doctors. provisional these are real doctors. yeah, they're called junior . oh, they're called junior. oh, they're called junior. oh, they're amateurs. no, i understand you say you should have doctors and then senior doctor says, oh yeah, do it that. then won't feel bad that. and then won't feel bad about that is awful part. one, we've solved lot of problems we've solved a lot of problems there it the sake there to mention it for the sake of country, the end of this of this country, the end of this yean year, we have got more light—hearted about obesity light—hearted news about obesity and see you in a .

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taking a look through the with headune taking a look through the with headline us here this evening had a look at the front pages to go through middle of the papers. now we have now for laughs louis and dapper laughs ten over finally those are their brands not for laughs starting with wednesday's telegraph. could bofis wednesday's telegraph. could boris make the comeback since lazarus death? oh, wow, this is this is great news. why 2023 would be another year of the johnson story. boris johnson think in the year ahead. the former prime brand is with you the former prime is set to push his case for being the best place tory to win the election. i mean you know things are bad when the best thing the tories can come up with is boris johnson case. looks he's johnson case. it looks like he's just a free day just come off a free day constantly discuss i'll stand last time. yeah it's like literally just found the place out the window. any suggestion bofis out the window. any suggestion boris johnson has given up hope of ever having a lead role. i was shocked to bits and when six

weeks after leaving number ten, he tried to mount a return. i think i'd rather see covid return than boris johnson . i return than boris johnson. i mean, i'll go, gary. i'll get back to music when he comes, but it's going to be interesting, isn't it, lewis? because obviously you'll be still part of your mental footprint is in the states and you may be facing exactly the same prospect in 2024 as well. what would this is, joe biden gone. he's practically gone . biden, hang practically gone. biden, hang on. or will trump be the will be the candidate? i personally think desantis will be losing ahead of him by then, but we don't know literally the same candidates yeah we candidates back in. yeah we don't know how this is all being in think this article was in and i think this article was the telegraph just putting a trial balloon for bojo this is like when we all saw pictures viruses in the in the build up to the 2012 olympics they were like probing the pre programming is this the yeah yeah getting us to think about it said how receptive we are it doesn't him does it. i know i know. who think they knew a bit about . think they knew a bit about. bofis

think they knew a bit about. boris johnson the inside like boris johnson on the inside like knew school with him knew who went to school with him and of thing all and that sort of thing and all that. all of the time was e can't wait to get out of it. it's bankrupting him. he was previously like previously earning like a quarter a year, quarter million quid a year, doing hugely paid doing columns hugely paid speaking engagements. i think they've all got it wrong. i think he does want to come back. i think quite it. i think he quite enjoys it. i think get a taste of be think you get a taste of be entertaining at least you know i mean this good fun and if he mean this is good fun and if he likes have drink and he likes to have a drink and so he shames macaroni shames . trudeau shames macaroni shames. trudeau i the way is i don't like the way sunak is with generally, with these people. generally, these exactly. who's the west got out is exactly what they said about bill clinton. we got a round of applause. the united nafions a round of applause. the united nations americans , we don't nations and americans, we don't want we wanted to be our want him. no we wanted to be our as you would say, that's spot simon. the time is and in 2022, we had the war in ukraine, maybe 2023, we can have a bit more war in kosovo . yeah, well, this is in kosovo. yeah, well, this is a story . it is. the serbian troops story. it is. the serbian troops are in full combat readiness as tensions rise in kosovo and this

is a story that cannot be covered in minutes. this is like deaung covered in minutes. this is like dealing with a thousand years of hatred and hostility . and a very hatred and hostility. and a very similar story to lot of other places where it's exactly the same people. what was the story you before where they there you said before where they there exactly people fighting exactly the same people fighting each you one one each other. but they you one one was living under the turkish rule a little bit mostly men. the doctors and the. yes. yeah. okay. the ottoman thing okay. what the ottoman thing with the arabs and the turks as the ottoman thing, but based likely what's happening is, is the russians . these are the the russians. these are the serbians and they're the serbians and they're the serbians . the russians only serbians. the russians only friend in the entire as they were at the beginning. that's how the first world war started. wasn't serbian nationalists, you know, enough and dragging wasn't serbian nationalists, you kno russiansenough and dragging wasn't serbian nationalists, you kno russians intolh and dragging wasn't serbian nationalists, you kno russians into the and dragging wasn't serbian nationalists, you kno russians into the conflictsiging the russians into the conflicts right archduke, whatever it is, ferdinand. ferdinand, great. it's good of you on this one, but no, i'll go. absolutely idea what's going on over there. it sounds like it's . what is it? sounds like it's. what is it? yeah i've got nothing on it. i'm afraid it sounds scary, but i think of it as thinking in

essence. in essence, it's the kosovo ends . who were muslims as kosovo ends. who were muslims as albanians have basically pushed the serbians off the area that they call kosovo and the serbians fighting to keep their people place. that seems reasonable. the albanians can't possibly need more space given half of them menfolk across the channelin half of them menfolk across the channel in 12 months. in a year of bad news. here's something more light—hearted the daily mail doomsday yet classic fear mongering here . fine. it's mongering here. fine. it's doomsday warnings for 2023 risk of nuclear war is highest ever and the is going to hell. we call it haiti homes call it ambulances won't come . nuclear ambulances won't come. nuclear bombs are coming. it's over. but the guy had an ac soundtrack because he was on a house. he got it off. it's gone off the right the daily mail just makes you want to just push the global the global challenges foundation a swedish that assesses a

catastrophic a job that is just to see what's going to kill us all warning warning. and then you have a series of massive clocks on the wall, one of which is to midnight. easy after little bit. are we going to try to fred? warning the nine to die, fred? warning the nine you report that the of you report that the threat of nuclear weapons use was the greatest since 1945 when the united destroyed united states destroyed hiroshima . you're going to cover hiroshima. you're going to cover nagasaki and atomic cuts. listen, i don't know . every time listen, i don't know. every time i read the daily mail, it makes me want to check my kids, you know? i mean, it's one of the great triumphs. the 20th century was single atomic was the single of those atomic weapons on exactly the right proportion and exactly the amount of determined application to a specific problem. right never been used since , i think never been used since, i think is and i think is worth applauding here whoever took that decision basically cauterise it otherwise the cold war would have very quickly become a hot war. it was truman. yeah. and it sounds , you know, yeah. and it sounds, you know, the extraordinary facts about that. the extraordinary facts about that . until roosevelt died , the extraordinary facts about

that. until roosevelt died , i that. until roosevelt died, i think may of 1945, truman was completely unaware of the manhattan projects that he was kept out of it. they thought about it the day after he knew much they thought he was an much like they thought he was an idiot. the same people idiot. in the same way people think kamala is. idiot. in the same way people think kamala is . oh, think that kamala harris is. oh, i love the white house. i love the way we start talking about one story and then go straight over and i learned so much. this is style and i love that . just is style and i love that. just learning. can pick learning. you can pick a newspaper. they just say this i'm alive because of those two bombs. yeah, that nagasaki and hiroshima horrible as they were the that they were exploded my father was not shipped from europe where he was fighting for you and enjoying what? no joy. that was a no was it not macarthur right . yeah. macarthur right. yeah. macarthur. but it was in india. lucky for you, that was fun . lucky for you, that was fun. yeah, it wasn't that much worse than dresden , truth be told, you than dresden, truth be told, you know? but like to pretend know? but we like to pretend that that good old that because that was good old fashioned firebombing instead of nuclear malarkey and one little

bomb at time sticking with bomb at a time sticking with them more . news from the utopia them more. news from the utopia thatis them more. news from the utopia that is scotland. it makes for grim reading . yeah, it does. but grim reading. yeah, it does. but it's not scotland. and this is in the daily mail and it says the epidemic of childhood obesity in scotland , as young as obesity in scotland, as young as four, among the hundreds being referred to weight management treatment . and this is i mean, treatment. and this is i mean, no matter much you hate scottish cuisine and the scottish people in this kitchen divorced in my case this kitchen divorced me. ex—wife was scottish was me. my ex—wife was scottish was irish. she was she she is scottish . my kids are half scottish. my kids are half scottish. my kids are half scottish. and that's what lots fond of them . sorry about that. fond of them. sorry about that. you got them. they're half anyway. anyway the fact is people are fat and they're not and their four year olds are fed. this is quite serious. i mean, it's very sad. and i suspect lockdown is a lot to do with no lockdown has something to do with it. a lot to do with it is the fact that we've changed our eating habits over past gone past 40 years, we've gone a toxic oil. we've gone to toxic seed oil. we've gone to a high carb diet process , will high carb diet process, will come slowly. processed food .

come slowly. processed food. everything's too palatable in my day , food tasted horrible. i've day, food tasted horrible. i've had of it. i'll fly had enough of it. i'll fly through the mail. just going through the mail. i'm just going to say, like, i don't know about all but know i blame all that, but i do know i blame the for that because, all that, but i do know i blame the know, for that because, all that, but i do know i blame the know, ifor that because, all that, but i do know i blame the know, i mean,t because, all that, but i do know i blame the know, i mean, i've:ause, all that, but i do know i blame the know, i mean, i've gote, you know, i mean, i've got a four year old, i've got a four year old and to make her year old and trying to make her dinner work. so i go to dinner is hard work. so i go to do this, know, how can that do this, you know, how can that how they can all based on how they can be all based on bad. a good cook. why bad. i'm a good cook. that's why she's what you give a she's not. what do you give a spinach she likes pasta and everything mean to everything that but i mean to be she snacks and food she got be snacks and junk food and say they and everything say well they i suspect they're eating is a suspect what they're eating is a lot the dangerous food lot of the dangerous food combination this is this is another little educational bursary here food bursary here dangerous food combination in fact if you combination is in fact if you carbohydrate high protein together or if you eat fat and protein , they're fine. but if protein, they're fine. but if you just have carbohydrates and fat that doesn't exist in nature outside of one thing, you know what that yellow, what that thing is? yellow, breast milk, that is thing that. yeah, yeah. but you've got to say breast . otherwise i think yeah, yeah. but you've got to say breast. otherwise i think in oh even even with all milk is why is breast like why is breast milk like carbohydrate because it's

carbohydrate fat. because it's there encourage you drink there to encourage you to drink grow fat. it's a time in life when you're trying to put on weight i'm i love weight again i'm learning i love this guys i'm loving this you guys i'm loving it don't your breast milk don't feed your kids breast milk . are struggling . finally, if you are struggling to warm winter, prince to warm this winter, prince andrew has some advice for you . andrew has some advice for you. wow. yeah. so prince andrew , wow. yeah. so prince andrew, prince andrew's is just the gift that keeps on giving in a prince andrew freeze in royal fan in sandringham. crouch to stand on a newspaper so she can keep warm . prince andrew gave way voice via a video come up where he's chatting to a member , the public chatting to a member, the public and he's like, oh , your feet and he's like, oh, your feet cold as you do your feet cold you've got cold feet of they come gently. no i'm sorry i cold anyway to get disturbances and then points know i mean and then some andrew's that give in giving this woman that says look if you're cold stand you know you've got to be rich to say something. feel something. if you feel cold, stand newspaper. what stand on a newspaper. what shocks this is the shocks me about this is the prince is giving people prince andrew is giving people advice on how to regulate their own body to engage with sweat,

to i mean, unless he's in a playground or say, oh, my goodness me, then i can i a word for prince andrew because , it for prince andrew because, it just seems like they're piling on because . he we went up to the on because. he we went up to the lady and said here's a trick if you're going to stand outside. but mean it in a bad but he didn't mean it in a bad way he's sentry it is a way he's a sentry it is a military and also, military trait. and also, of course, know is that course, they live i know is that a think that they're a fatal think that they're wealthy but they live in these massive queen mum massive houses. the queen mum used of copies of used to have loads of copies of the daily mail. oh i know, the daily mail. oh yeah, i know, but fight a bit. the only but fun to fight a bit. the only reason probably her stand reason he probably her to stand on newspaper cover up on newspaper was to cover up story of keep it close. that don't let anyone say ways is not what they enough for now to say that he said it into caretaker that's where i first learned of these very good will be ever slept rough they must have slept rough what are rough sometimes what are you say? would have say? what would i have slept? rothwell train home. rothwell mr. last train home. you one. but i've got you know just one. but i've got a of night a big part of a cup of night is a big part of it don't you're it if you don't if you're because you going to come out if you prepare for it obviously

you can prepare for it obviously you've sleep i'm sure you've got your sleep i'm sure it actually work. just a it does actually work. just a weird really weird thing this is an really reflect doesn't reflect things stuff it doesn't just ask know just asking just ask you know just asking someone they've cold someone if they've got cold feet. to make feet. yeah well you just to make small with plebs it's small talk with the plebs it's hard yeah . since you hard for me. i'm yeah. since you mentioned pyro to vent vent . i mentioned pyro to vent vent. i mean you think our audience is like interested how great harold they will get me papers . you've they will get me papers. you've seen that i wrote? looks like bob two is in the bag . can't bob two is in the bag. can't remember his name. it was the fellow wrestled naked with oliver reed. what was his name? oh yes, yes, yes. and then that's in the other. yeah, he was in the caretaker. her name. okay. anyway, coming up in part three, why you should learn to read the map why you should head to argentina if you speak welsh. that's an interesting one. and how many children is too many? we'll in couple of minutes .

if you see . welcome back to if you see. welcome back to headunes. if you see. welcome back to headlines . scotland yard is headlines. scotland yard is focusing on the important things to police. lewis yeah well, this is another one of those stories that wasting money on the dapper had a story about how they've got a million cases that they're not they've spent not trying and they've spent a million their million pounds on diversity jobs the met police and they have got 23 people to focus on the issues of equality diversity and inclusivity. inclusivity inclusivity includes inclusivity inclusivity according to a freedom of information, asking about and i'm going to tell you something, i'm going to tell you something, iused i'm going to tell you something, i used to think this was ridiculous, but what i've tweaked the entire business, okay, is in the future we will have nothing and be . yeah that's have nothing and be. yeah that's true right . and what will be we true right. and what will be we will be given one thing which is our identity, right. which is we will be given our self identity , be given diversity and

equality and exclusivity. we won't have anything , but people won't have anything, but people will be nice to us. no possessions, no possessions and john lennon imagined same but our identity will be policed and protected and that we give. what do you think? i think mental i mean that's still feel to say . mean that's still feel to say. yeah. oh i have to say didn't forgot. yeah. yeah i challenges forgot. yeah. yeah i challenges for the suggestion that prince andrew was in any he absolutely was it was just a joke about news headlines yeah oh it's not often the one look and wait but yeah no listen i think this is ridiculous and million pound on diversity. i think it's important that the police do have a, you know, a nice variety of rice gender to obviously reflect to the communities that they're policing so they can connect with them. but i think know this politically correct stuff is so the money's obviously coming from so if you could just imagine if what's coming of the police force coming out of the police force in do so much and if in order to do so much and if you someone and you get beaten by someone and a policeman, come to your. policeman, come to save your. but think that the they didn't

but i think that the they didn't have the handcuffs not mean have the handcuffs do not mean to person but i had to cuff the person but i had a nice badge pronouns on it nice badge their pronouns on it you'll and you know i you'll be lot and you know i think there's also i mean if it was that would be thing if was that would be one thing if you we going you were going, wow, we going to spend quid improve spend million quid to improve diverse understanding diverse material understanding between different races sexes. so orientations but so essentially orientations but it seems we're going this morning. so you're feeling i mean, remember 23 years ago, they seem to more they seem to be more understanding between sexism and racism. i was oblivious to racism. maybe i was oblivious to it all, but i just feel like there's more friction there's ever crime . well, ever been and less crime. well, yeah, all female bill should yeah, the all female bill should just maybe concentrate on the burglars. i think that might be a per burglar. they could a pound per burglar. they could spend just so i'm just solving stop using wednesday's card in the younger generation cannot even read a simple math now dan i mean this is shocking news here . walkers in the uk urge to here. walkers in the uk urge to not rely on your smartphones or as more people explore outdoors rescue call outs rise , advise of rescue call outs rise, advise of maps and a comfort . walkers in maps and a comfort. walkers in the uk have been warned . do not

the uk have been warned. do not rely on your smartphones when you walk around the hills of mountains because you might not have reception or you might drop in one charge. i mean this is again a city story like going boxing with a baseball but you know you just don't need know getting the legs for the last five years we usually got four or five at a time. and i'll be honest i'm not the greatest map reader we take and we take the wainwright there's wainwright books. there's usually the usually somebody in the party who they're who knows what they're doing i mean, the basic mean, we all have the basic knowledge, otherwise, but the phones creeping phones have started creeping because me can go . because the likes of me can go. actually, i we're over actually, i think we're over here. do . mean, because here. let's do. i mean, because there's curtains there's a little blue curtains and went bit like i and it all went a bit like i without map. it's just getting lost yeah yeah. which is lost in it. yeah yeah. which is part you want. of course part of what you want. of course you feel you're on part of what you want. of course you of feel you're on part of what you want. of course you of beingfeel you're on part of what you want. of course you of being lost you're on part of what you want. of course you of being lost to you're on part of what you want. of course you of being lost to somere on part of what you want. of course you of being lost to some extent the of being lost to some extent . that's the beauty of it. the wilderness lake district wilderness because lake district is farm really know is a sort of farm really know it's it's the wild yeah it's not it's not the wild yeah but canton i see what i, i but a canton i see what i, i did lose a little seriously. 20 years bloke on who's up in years ago a bloke on who's up in the scottish highlands in fact and he went out for a walk pretty much on new year's day.

never never come never come back. never come back. but back. and well, eventually. but i we all know, the i mean, we all you know, the weather can turn in badly. so it's a laughing matter. but it's not a laughing matter. but what i mean technology is what i mean is the technology is seductive you seductive to what i mean, you think oh, cool. think you think, oh, just cool. you and it's you you know, it's all and it's you do go walking lewis i used do it a lot believe it or not. i know it some sissy wimpy guy, it seem some sissy wimpy guy, but up. no, sorry. but i've climbed up. no, sorry. i mean suddenly i didn't mean to just suddenly start now think it needs to be said because i know people are watching and they're saying this guy l watching and they're saying this guy i used to climb mountains and sorts of things. went and all sorts of things. i went all went california all over, i went to california to mountains, mazes, the to climb mountains, mazes, the trouble your diet you trouble of your diet makes you look young that people assume look so young that people assume you fact, you still do that. but in fact, of course hips have let you of course your hips have let you down. no, no. all down. no, no, no. that's all coming back to now. i think down. no, no, no. that's all coising back to now. i think down. no, no, no. that's all cois a; back to now. i think down. no, no, no. that's all cois a great; to now. i think down. no, no, no. that's all cois a great thing now. i think down. no, no, no. that's all cois a great thing to low. i think down. no, no, no. that's all cois a great thing to do. i think down. no, no, no. that's all cois a great thing to do andiink it is a great thing to do and i thoroughly endorse it, but do take them wednesday's take them at wednesday's times. if of 100 people who if you are one of 100 people who speak up speak welsh, they've set me up with that. i apologise to the other 38, a country in south america may have a job for you lewis yeah well this is from the british council. don't know british council. i don't know even a government, even if they're a government, they get government

they probably get government money. they they're trying to collect there they want to collect it. there they want to send to argentina because send people to argentina because there are red rump organisations rump group of welsh speakers who would move there in 1865. yeah yeah. and now there are 5000 people who speak welsh argentina. that's all it took to actually preserve the welsh language, all this nonsense government schooling in wales , a government schooling in wales, a complete waste of money. what you need is an isolated community in the sorted and in theory the people . wales should theory the people. wales should be speaking welsh but they speak well she only when english tourists enter the pub that is the fact that i about this you'll love this one because you're doing your education bruce chatwin wrote a book called simpatico and called simpatico travel book and i that was him i read that and that was him wandering around there and he talked about that and how talked all about that and how you is and you came to them jones is and evans in these houses evans is in these tiny houses in middle prairies middle of like huge prairies it's quite charming businesses. i feel. i feel bad for the people i mean i mean, i like i find that the dumpy or the place

is the nicer the people are and the welsh people are lovely lovely . and so you feel sorry lovely. and so you feel sorry that they moved to argent, you know, which is a lovely place you've been, have you been to wales and i've many times i just want to bring the time down this down, to bring it down down, want to bring it down a little for anyone like down, want to bring it down a littlthat for anyone like down, want to bring it down a littlthat don't1yone like down, want to bring it down a littlthat don't understand like me that don't understand anything going here. 153 anything that's going here. 153 welsh explorers over now there's 5000 of them. so they were yeah it's a lot of work on an evil really love that i love that washing factor and also successful applicants that go over there to teach welsh will get over there to teach welsh will ge t £750 a month aspect over there to teach welsh will get £750 a month aspect and getting paid for the nhs in it. yeah been that part of the world of profit goes quite a long way because your stakes for because you get your stakes for nothing. your sad said nothing. you do your sad said look around all day and look around around all day and all that and it's in pounds all of that and it's in pounds which this know there's which i know this i know there's inflation the is inflation here the clue is i think i can i can in the top left . you know what handed no left. you know what handed no handed. left. you know what handed no handed . now i can do it. yeah

handed. now i can do it. yeah that's where they have the don't is it. the donkeys that wander town. there's somebody that wanders into town. it's a fantastic. been many fantastic. i've been there many metro he's man who metro and after he's man who knows when to call it a day dan. well that sound that headline here we go is a subject where i can teach you to a little bit about the situation of sat and to children. wow so a man with 102 children decides to stop growing family due to the cost of living but you can do farmer who has 102 children and 568 grandchildren has decided to stop growing his family due to the rising because i think he's the rising because i think he's the only man in this village because this guy's story is it makes the welsh argentineans look a bit yeah he's trying look a bit like yeah he's trying to the thing there. to do the same thing over there. but listen, this guy's 67. he's a 12 lives and now what he's doneis a 12 lives and now what he's done is because it's costing too much money. he's asked his wives start using contraception. the case two kids and still one case has two kids and still one where it amazing 67 power in the mouth that's about seven or why 4.5 it's eight children and maybe maybe a but why do we have

to apologise for that not to have i think do have to recognise the sheer obviously is not a role model we don't want to see this three in the ten plus be rolled out across africa. a pretty impressive africa. but a pretty impressive individual. it's individual. yeah no, it's actually a horrific situation . actually a horrific situation. remember, if one man has 12 wives, that's too many. and you go through them in a serial manner, don't you? this fancy ? manner, don't you? this fancy? yes. that's what is supposed to be plates spinner. he's got he's got 12 wives. that's 11 and men without a wife. yeah. that is possibly true. that's 11 men who were in hell. that is the way of nature, though, isn't it, man? is the only piece that has overcome that and is using christianity did it as well. that great breakthrough. that was our great breakthrough. we monogamy we don't recognise that monogamy is great is the is the great breakthrough. yeah. the alpha male predominates in this male still predominates in this part of uganda and all the other little with this, little walking around with this, this completely live free. yes. very and very angry angry. oh there . and i'm glad he's called

there. and i'm glad he's called it at 102. but fair go to his town. i hope he gets a telegram. the queen, the guardian. now smoking so bad is even banned in paintings. now louis, is that right? yeah. well, this is about this. the impromptu take. it wasn't a take that and they took it. they took a off of the wall in the netherlands, a university and a cancel culture. wow row. because was a painting that showed middle aged men who were the executives of the university kind of a similar kind of vein to the old that dutch masters where they used to have the men standing. oh okay so it was enormous sort. i see homage to an older painting yes but also in a very way this. oh is it like playing poker? was it a bit like playing poker? was it a bit like it sounds more like dogs playing poker ? vaguely. that playing poker? vaguely. that look it you think this is not quite right , look it you think this is not quite right, which is why it should not have been taken. you remember the one of all the republican presidents drinking together that trump trump, i think it was lovely. it had nixon and reagan and the bushes

and they were all sitting around in gentlemen's club of in a gentlemen's club kind of environment having scotch. it environment having a scotch. it was it very. that was lovely. it was very. that he'd president by he'd been elected president by that he was in that time we had it. he was in and this i'm sure he commissioned but he oh, commissioned it, but he got oh, this out. i've no idea this has come out. i've no idea which he said it says you say which as he said it says you say think was smoking it into. think he was smoking it into. well no where toxic well no where is it. toxic masculinity. yeah i thought oh you know got, got you know you've got, you've got people things to people running out of things to cancel right now so they're looking stuff the cancer in looking to stuff the cancer in the upset a lot the past they're upset by a lot of smoking of men depicting smoking cigarettes , but it was probably cigarettes, but it was probably a lot men that were running a lot of men that were running it wasn't do you it back then, wasn't it? do you think is it are they are think it was? is it are they are they objecting the cancerous, they objecting to the cancerous, they objecting to the cancerous, the smoke to glorify can't change? who is it or is it the may not? it probably is, but evil white light, you know, i mean if you if you've got nothing else to do with your life, that you've got to go back and try and change parliament couldn't should couldn't agree more. we should be forwards things be looking forwards for things to. right is in four to. that's right that is in four parts coming up have parts three coming up what have white better lovers white farmers make better lovers is a now green zone it why not

offering someone a beverage is a cardinal and now vinyl is making a comeback . well, that was a comeback. well, that was a very first story. i tend to find at the beginning with taylor swift. i think anyway, we will see in couple of minutes .

and welcome back to the final part of headliners . so this is part of headliners. so this is always the fun bit. let's jump back into it with the daily mail now milking cows and riding horses aren't the only skills these have done. yeah, i how the producers are giving me all these really sort of low stories andifs these really sort of low stories and it's quite a i know is i know i'm going to be out talk about a role in the hay farmers fancy themselves as the best lovers for the fourth year in a row. the study shows builders and doctors also confident find themselves as the competent

heading. the list is full for fourth year in a row. the two third rankings, their performance as now this is this is this is i think you can write your own performance write in love mike and so you don't to confer with your partner. no, no, no. you can just go. so if we to join together or we want to join together or we can start and assign can start going in and assign comedians the spot. comedians on the spot. i wouldn't about these wouldn't lie about it, but these days, also women and sex, days, i mean also women and sex, i wouldn't normally put those two together. you two things together. and, you know, ted know, i somebody like ted hughes, know , poet of the hughes, you know, poet of the rural life , you know, the big or rural life, you know, the big or the horny . and it's some of the the horny. and it's some of the soil that we all know for anyone that's children over that's watched the children over . we will no problem. is it a glamorous lot quickly? certainly i think the thing with farmers is that you know, that they have a sort tactility a certain sort tactility to them, they? lot live in them, don't they? a lot live in our heads a bit much. these our heads a bit too much. these days phones. just get days with cell phones. just get it . they get in there. it done. they get in there. they're not self—conscious. they're there. their arm off of a know earlier that a cow. you know earlier that often. so that's the wrong way to go. hoping things to go. you're hoping things i think maybe they're think i think maybe they're a bit randy because they're around animals they're

animals day long and they're not allowed anything allowed to do anything pheromones. they get a lots aromas they're just sitting there some these beautiful car wash just lovely wash they'll say just lovely kangaroo request that they take off the barb , the wax jacket, off the barb, the wax jacket, you know , the boots and maybe you know, the boots and maybe sort of a tie themselves is a little bit more like they're going into market day. going into market for the day. that's i would ask. i'm that's all i would ask. i'm just you're confusing it. you're just just confusing it. i won't even be around animals. that's what i just said. no one. if you don't notice, doctors are also up there on the list, and yet they want to change their job. out of five them job. four out of five of them are dissatisfied and want to move yet they think move on. and yet they think they could this a kind could love. yes, this is a kind of i was the of disconnected. i was the health would bring health secretary would bring that up in the negotiation that up in the next negotiation if spent more in the office if you spent more in the office , you know, you didn't ask the question whether are comedians good love terrible lovers and of course we're not good lovers because we're sitting there all the time. total egoist yeah. is the time. total egoist yeah. is the thing. absolutely. the worst thing. absolutely. anyone who it's all about anyone who thinks it's all about them? or it's about. anyone who thinks it's all about thlot? or it's about. anyone who thinks it's all about thlot of or it's about. anyone who thinks it's all about thlot of men or it's about. anyone who thinks it's all about thlot of men think r it's about. anyone who thinks it's all about thlot of men think like; about. anyone who thinks it's all about thlot of men think like this�*ut. anyone who thinks it's all about thlot of men think like this .t. a lot of men think like this. some this article, some trade said in this article, i have trade as a work i don't have trade as as a work as workman says it's about

as a workman says it's about talking to the well it's talking to the woman. well it's like casanova. wasn't good like casanova. he wasn't good looking just he looking know he's just he was better. about the better. it was all about the past. believe it's past. oh, i don't believe it's about patter i think about the patter i don't think i think women want to be taken to another and not the guy another place and not the guy that there had that there was. he had a carriage as well way. if you go to a city, ride around to a city, they ride around here, around the shop here, they run around the shop taking a fall. in those days when a motel, when they didn't have a motel, you had an hour in the cab. this from the mirror next this seems right st well, right up little st louis. well, every i know every one of you know. i know that doesn't like that dapper doesn't like somebody is my somebody stories. this is my story like because story that i don't like because it's gifting christmas it's about re gifting christmas presents we re gift presents should we re gift presents? yes and the obvious answer is, of course, you do. we've got to do. and even if you don't, everybody knows reasons why there's nothing new that can be learned about this, because things clump apart from anything else. once word around that you like candle , that's like a perfume candle, that's all get the next year . like a perfume candle, that's all get the next year. i'm all you get the next year. i'm speaking on behalf of my wife to tell because . because i got tell you because. because i got divorced. wife , we divorced. because my wife, we were different odds . maybe were at different odds. maybe this is a question you should ask your partner. very first

ask your partner. the very first thing do you do re gift? and thing is, do you do re gift? and my irish gift, my wife didn't read doesn't read gift . and read doesn't read gift. and she's scottish, right? and she's scottish because she's got a little jewish. so i'm jewish. yeah, that's so we're cheaper. cheaper for kids. i think it's more so that's the joke that attaches to my job. sorry, sorry .then attaches to my job. sorry, sorry . then you're going . this is . then you're going. this is about me . god. so i'm sorry. about me. god. so i'm sorry. i still can't get over it. if the animal. yes, i know. i think if we sell like so much of it, you do that . well, i think reselling do that. well, i think reselling is a gifting is a form of reselling because if you're using something you might have paid that someone gave that's worth £20. you don't have to speculate . well, if you if you speculate. well, if you if you can go back, like if you get the gift receipt, i mean, gifts, receipts, a kindness at this gift receipt, i mean, gifts, recei|of, a kindness at this gift receipt, i mean, gifts, recei|of, a kirarezss at this gift receipt, i mean, gifts, recei|of, a kirare they this gift receipt, i mean, gifts, recei|of, a kirare they t01is gift receipt, i mean, gifts, recei|of, a kirare they to be. time of year, are they to be. yes. that should be tucked into the card. i do know have the card. but i do know i have several whose sons several people whose and sons around of 5016 have around the age of 5016 have become at reselling at become very good at reselling at a fair they can buy a profit. it's fair they can buy something shops sell something charity shops to sell it through of it on through these kind of kiddie stuff.

kiddie versions of ebay stuff. i honestly had my christmas kiddie versions of ebay stuff. i honeitly had my christmas kiddie versions of ebay stuff. i honeit would1ad my christmas kiddie versions of ebay stuff. i honeit would be my christmas kiddie versions of ebay stuff. i honeit would be that zhristmas kiddie versions of ebay stuff. i honeit would be that i|ristmas kiddie versions of ebay stuff. i honeit would be that i knewas gift, it would be that i knew bought something from me that i already didn't want anymore. so my was empty. now you know what i mean. that would be the loveliest thing. i think it's called a house sale. i love. that's next is the daily mail. did you get into any scraps? christmas day? right. well i'm going to read this. i'm not going to read this. i'm not going to read this. i'm not going to let lose through to going to let you lose through to jokes one, because jokes on this one, because there's a in there's a lot there's a lot in it. where's my drink not offering someone a beverage when going yourself? going to get one for yourself? it's common of it's the most common cause of dinner arguments. dinner dinner arguments. serve dinner time, in a pub well, not time, not in a pub well, not entitled to something. just having you go up to having dinner. and you go up to get yourself a beer and you don't your friend. a is don't get your friend. a beer is kicking meant to be kicking off. that's meant to be a what's like a big one. so what's that like in america, can't believe that a big one. so what's that like in a|happens. :an't believe that a big one. so what's that like in a|happens. i've believe that a big one. so what's that like in a|happens. i've never/e that a big one. so what's that like in a|happens. i've never/e thain that happens. i've never been in a country that happens. people people you tell me people say, can you tell me about like going the fridge about like going to the fridge for the i don't know. what they're saying is this a they're saying is this is a survey revealed the most survey that revealed the most common cause for dinner dinner on uk was was on disputes in the uk was was was that for someone so you've

got people's manners people at their phones people eating too loudly , people complaining about loudly, people complaining about the food but the top was going and getting a drink without offering one myself, offering one person myself, i wouldn't mind . no. where would wouldn't mind. no. where would you live? in what you eat. and if you know, excuse do it in the kitchen . yeah, yeah, yeah. kitchen. yeah, yeah, yeah. because we to have tables. because we used to have tables. but remain dead , i but you do remain dead, i suppose if you leave a room and go to another room to get a dnnk go to another room to get a drink and come back only with the drink for yourself. but imagine being a bit imagine that being a bit annoying. house you annoying. but in our house you can from can virtually reach over from the yeah england. this the dining. yeah england. this is they tired of is england. they got tired of homes. i didn't even know the people. people in people. people dinner time in this i care. this is. this country. i care. this is. this a another? can i tell you my source of arguments in our house is me attempting to elevate conversation and my elevate the conversation and my wife thinking i'm bullying the children feel that's children talking. i feel that's what now . that's what you're doing now. that's why it's not one of your kids that. why it's not one of your kids that . oh, now, dan, we discussed that. oh, now, dan, we discussed dunng that. oh, now, dan, we discussed during the history years that harold pinter used the harold

pinter , it's got a lot easier pinter, it's got a lot easier because now i say things that make me better than you, that i know who harold pinter is. i don't know. that does make you better. that definitely is making well. you making you very well. can you name plays by harold name three plays by harold pinter? and that pinter? the this and the that and the servant servant the caretaker. the caretaker survey party? no i'm party is gone. okay the other that causes arguments is there be means going in the background. i am bit of a stickler about that. i like it music. yeah i like a man. fun silence can be awkward . exactly. yeah. you don't want to hear people eating americans probably a lot of music because you just you call in because we want to hear the sequel to the train out here or so . train coming out here or so. yeah. don't like don't yeah. no, i don't like i don't think enough going on in think there's enough going on in my and any more things going on. speaking the daily mail, it speaking with the daily mail, it turns well as turns out females are as well as brutal in the animal kingdom if the female of the species is more deadly than the male. yeah, that's saying. you know that's the saying. and you know what? this ? we've what? we've all had this? we've all women all been cancelled by women women are the more this is the

daily mail let's say they had zoologists going around the world that the women are deadly. we know are deadly. what is the bookis we know are deadly. what is the book is called b and then that i assume that it's b asterisks it's called the new male. and what you scratch it will be that o is beast is it okay. what you scratch it will be that o is beast is it okay . no that o is beast is it okay. no that must . but this is how we like to must. but this is how we like to say it's a female dog . we're not say it's a female dog. we're not allowed to say it . and an x. so allowed to say it. and an x. so in every case then she's found. let me just say this, i am on my best behaviour . are people best behaviour. are people always saying we got to worry about lewis schaffer? well, i think i'm on watch. is it good for our what is that? the good life? what is she saying? she's done different species done all these different species have , naked mole have been female, naked mole rats , hippos, hippo hippos and rats, hippos, hippo hippos and hyaenasis rats, hippos, hippo hippos and hyaenas is and they're vicious and even like lions look at hons and even like lions look at lions like eating people in they're bad lions male lions only basically attack each in order to gain hierarchy don't

they. they don't do any have any part in the kill. they do not fend hyaenas or anything. right. they basically take out other male lions until top dog and then the women do all the rest it again it again and all it well again it again and all that time when you get to school well making up for it. i mean what's your experience it says it here this book explores it says here this book explores males in the animal kingdom often outsmarted and murdered outsmarted by murderous opposite sex. i mean we can see how this happening to us just with the meghan markle situation. she's done every and she done the same to every and she outsmarted posh she's outsmarted him posh she's nickname is gone not everything that was brutal was legal so even proof that i'm smart enough and that's all i'm going to leave it. have you ever been divorced , mr. tapper? not yet. divorced, mr. tapper? not yet. but my wife is watching this a while. i have been there. and i can ican while. i have been there. and i can i can and funny enough, i don't want to rake it all up. but if i remember right, one of the things she found annoying about you is you being a good dad you were, like, dad when you. you were, like, the what, lot of the opposite of what, a lot of blokes blamed for you

blokes get blamed for you actually just want to stay at home in the home and get involved in the parenting. i mean parenting. yeah. yeah. so i mean absolutely she should be the absolutely she should be in the book no, shouldn't be in the book no, she shouldn't be in the book no, she shouldn't be in the book that's quite common book no, she shouldn't be in the bocwomen. that's quite common book no, she shouldn't be in the bocwomen. that's's quite common book no, she shouldn't be in the bocwomen. that's whatever)mmon book no, she shouldn't be in the bocwomen. that's whatever women book no, she shouldn't be in the bocw

okay. yeah, i'm a comedian. it's phil jones. does remember vinyl . but did you ever only have it as source? default or . as source? was your default or. inever as source? was your default or. i never used to scratch . yeah, i i never used to scratch. yeah, i don't know. but yeah, title sweep propels uk vinyl sales with paul cd midnight lp purchases. push uk record sales about 5.5 million titles. swish yeah. twice actually. she's bringing back vinyl , which i bringing back vinyl, which i just think goes to show jokes aside, she has got a really old fan . she has ashley is in the fan. she has ashley is in the records that might number one in the physical charts these days always things like paul weller or mac stuff. yeah or thing mac and stuff. yeah yeah. if have different yeah. and if have a different sort base, it's a it's a sort of fan base, it's a it's a reliable hit the on the streaming service or whatever but it's not a lot but the thing is it's not a lot of records she's sold. it's 80,000 records in the uk is less than 1/10 of what , 1. and it's than 1/10 of what, 1. and it's funny , they make their money. funny, they make their money. how does mr. swift make her money? that's for another time thatis money? that's for another time that is all we have time for. thank very much to my guests, mr. laughs mr. shaffer, it's an

extraordinary day for me . my extraordinary day for me. my debut running down witness kick—off . i debut running down witness kick—off. i got debut running down witness kick—off . i got the debut running down witness kick—off. i got the hang of it as we'll see you again tomorrow. right. cheers. thank and .

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