channel good evening . i'm ray anderson good evening. i'm ray anderson in the gb newsroom. two men have been charged with the murder of a semi—professional footballer who was killed on boxing day in birmingham. 23 year old cody fisher was stabbed at the train nightclub digbeth. 21 year old cammy carpenter and. 22 year old remi gordon also been charged with affray . they will appear with affray. they will appear before magistrates on monday. the third man has been bailed while west midlands continue their investigation . pope has their investigation. pope has paid tribute to former pope benedict who passed away this morning , aged 95. the pontiff morning, aged 95. the pontiff described his predecessor as noble and kind. earlier, king sent his condolences. recalling pope benedict's constant to

promote peace and goodwill becoming head of the catholic church 2005, pope benedict stepped down in 2013. the first p0pe stepped down in 2013. the first pope to do so in 600 years . four pope to do so in 600 years. four lionesses who won the women's earlier this year are among those recognised in the new year honours list. the first to be issued by king charles. captain leah williamson has been made an obe whilst lucy bronze beth mead and have been given mbes. obe whilst lucy bronze beth mead and have been given mbes . gb and have been given mbes. gb news has owned presenter has received an obe for services to pubuc received an obe for services to public health and charity and queen guitarist and animal welfare campaigner brian may has received a knighthood . the received a knighthood. the government has confirmed that anyone directly from china to england the 5th of january, must a negative covid test departure. there are no direct flights from china , scotland, wales and china, scotland, wales and northern ireland , but the northern ireland, but the government says it will work

devolved administrations to ensure are implemented there as well . it's ensure are implemented there as well. it's amid concerns of surging cases in china following easing of restrictions there . easing of restrictions there. france, canada and the us have also similar rules and in yorkshire scarborough council have been forced cancel tonight's new year's eve celebration thanks to an unexpected visitor. an arctic woolworths is thought to be the first time one has been spotted in the county. the animal has drawn crowds to the on new year's eve. wildlife saying he's likely just taking a short break before continuing his north. we're on tv and on dab+ radio . we're on tv and on dab+ radio. this is tv news. happy new year from all of us here at the people's channel. now leading you into 2023 in style. it's our headliners headliners .

headliners headliners. hello, i'm andrew doyle al and welcome to headliners where we be taking you through the new year's day newspapers and helping me tonight. i've got the two headliners icons louis schaefer, plus and the big dog himself, nick dixon. lewis you've really made an effort there with you should always wear that. that should always wear that. that should be the thing. you always wear. i don't need to because i exude tuxedo. you do you embody the very notion of what you play these in the movies. every movie i'm in, i'm sure whether you can typecast. the thing is, he didn't tell us he was didn't tell any of us he was doing and now just looks like doing and now he just looks like he's on the way to a party. he's lost on the way to a party. it does a bit. yeah well, maybe we did just get in at the last minute. that's true. yeah. anyway, to have a anyway, we're going to have a look the tomorrow's look first at the tomorrow's front before deep front pages before getting deep into stories. the mail into the stories. the mail sunday is going expo used sunday is going with expo used the fuel bills. the stealth tax on fuel bills. sunday has nuclear sunday telegraph has nuclear power shutdown over power plants face shutdown over tax windfalls. sunday tax on windfalls. the sunday mirror has a invite for race row royal aid . all is forgiven, royal aid. all is forgiven, apparently. the sunday times .

apparently. the sunday times. wavering voters could scupper storm of victory rally . that storm of victory rally. that seems unlikely anyway. sunday express now has good times coming. that's rishi sunak's new year message of hope goodness me and the daily star on sunday. it's the 1st of january they're telling us forget about dry january go for wet january instead to save the pubs and those were your front pages . those were your front pages. well, given that front cover from the daily star, i've got champagne here. there's new year's eve and i think we should go with wet january than dry january, think? yeah. january, don't you think? yeah. yeah was this was on yeah and this was this was on lewis as well anyway lewis and rider as well anyway actually , the is, is i'm actually, the truth is, is i'm in i'm in carnivore. jan a carnivore. it's actually month. the month of january is just eating meat. i know that the thing well they got the they the vegan january thing and the january and january and nero and we're like as a protein so saying eat meat in january but it's not that's your time all

the time is saying i only beef salt yeah but just and you know what the guy looks amazing. he's he's falling apart crumbling mental know lewis you do eat meat all the time and you do look on it but even look fantastic on it but even better. it's but i'm going better. and it's but i'm going to this and a to open this and if it's a camera and they're like, oh, no, it's it's fine, it's all it's fine, it's fine, it's all okay. my champagne glasses, gb news mugs. i'm quite threatened. are that? and are we allowed to do that? and this like i felt this it was like i felt threatened. weaved while . threatened. marco weaved while. i'm pouring this. let's start. lewis by going through the front cover , the sun express. what cover, the sun express. what have they got? well, i'm going to tell you something. can i just say this? what you did by popping just say this? what you did by popping the thing off is it is basically a bad and you're basically a bad form and you're giving there and giving people out there and a bad that you should bad example that you should never pop. is that never pop. really? is that uncouth? open the next one. uncouth? i'll open the next one. i in louis. i don't i live in louis. well, i don't know it was. people do know what it was. people do i know, know where i come from know, i know where i come from in new york city, which is the of epicurean there is we have a job do let's get to this job to do let's get to this headune job to do let's get to this headline shows interesting headline shows how interesting this this this rishi sunak whoever this guy is he's not going to be

around for much longer. and, you know, he's not going to be a reflection. it says, you know, you're when say you're in trouble when you say good are coming and that's good times are coming and that's what he's saying to the people, the people don't give a about what, ricky? they don't. the private even you like biden, private even you like joe biden, you in the sheets new and you put in the sheets new and a bold move. you're on a political news show whoever this guy news show like whoever this guy is, it country is, because it the country whatever so to ask whatever you people so to ask you about this because you better thing is rishi better have one thing is rishi i'm just going to pass these along but rishi is in a along but rishi sunak is in a bit of bad situation because bit of a bad situation because rishi has become prime rishi sunak has become prime minister the worst time. i mean, it's unfair to debate because there is a global economic downturn, war in ukraine. there isn't really a that anyone in his position would be able to do anything so fair play to him i think for trying to put together some of optimistic message, think for trying to put together some you of optimistic message, think for trying to put together some you of optfirstly, message, don't you think? firstly, drinking champagne in the cup reminds being at home this reminds me of being at home this is an ideal days at home and secondly on russia . eidson him secondly on russia. eidson him yeah he's it's a sort of vague

message of positivity, but don't really buy into it. i mean you know, i see what he's going for but we saw recently with with his interaction with the homeless man, i think he did his best. but we saw he lives in a sort of bubble. of course, if you're incredibly rich and you're incredibly rich and you're the prime minister and that's want it to be, that's what you want it to be, and achieve the top in the and you achieve the top in the country, people, you might be quite and quite optimistic on a macro and on a personal level. i think we can be optimistic we can can be optimistic that we can try improve our own i try and improve our own lives. i believe in military ism and self—improvement, i self—improvement, but of what i said, just knew. didn't said, i just got knew. didn't know meant. just really know what it meant. just really near militarism, but near ism. no militarism, but which as you last night, i which as you said last night, i believe is the verb. i understand it means to improve. it potential to so we it has the potential to so we should try and improve my personal lives the macro personal lives but the macro picture don't what picture we are i don't know what the can say is live, but the word i can say is live, but we're over the country. i mean, we're have estimated we're going have estimated a lower capita poland by lower gdp per capita poland by 2030. have a lower average 2030. we have a lower average wage single state wage than every single state america. rishi sunak is america. so what rishi sunak is saying, i that saying, i mean, i know that rishi sunak saying that the rishi sunak is saying that the measures implemented by measures were implemented by jeremy inflation

jeremy hunt will mean inflation will double will come down from double digits is at the moment digits where it is at the moment by the end of 2023. he's not saying it's going to happen immediately. going say immediately. he's going to say that the economic plan they that the economic plan that they put place, he put into place, how did he describe to steer the describe it, going to steer the boat the right direction. boat in the right direction. lewis right. no, he's not. i lewis is right. no, he's not. i happen to agree with nick because countries that because all the countries that inflation's all the inflation's coming down, all the countries the it countries in all the world, it doesn't people are doesn't matter. people are doing. basically caused the doing. he basically caused the inflation covid inflation with the covid craziness. cold. he craziness. he didn't go cold. he caused covid the craziness. caused the covid the craziness. he should what i'm he should listen to what i'm saying. i listen to word saying. i listen to every word that guy nick dixon. that this guy says. nick dixon. i listen to is the craziness. i'm saying wasn't. i'm not saying covid wasn't. that's another podcast, but that's for another podcast, but that's private. not that's for your private. not for this. the talking, this. that's for the talking, the and blaming rishi the lockdown. and blaming rishi sunak the free money. money? sunak for the free money. money? yeah. that's a quantitative . yeah. that's a quantitative. yes, yes, yes. so you call whatever you want to call it. it's what you want. how it's just what you want. how about that? they they call it. they it what they call they call it what do they call it? you fake money, you it? when you fake money, you send money. send out fake money. counterfeiting? yeah that's that's not really what was. well, know what? there well, do you know what? there are lots of people who are lots and lots of people who believe printing based

believe that by printing based on you don't have, it's on money you don't have, it's counterfeit money. said, counterfeit money. you said, let's you and make let's put lewis on you and make him . well. well we'll give him drink. well. well we'll give him drink. well. well we'll give him another shot. let's move on to the times. now this is then new year's day, front page. nick, what are they running with? they've got wavering with? so they've got wavering voters could scupper starmer victory drank too much you've had to starmer scupper starmer victory some champagne that's quite hard to say so yeah this is a sort of another optimist idea i'm from rishi and the gang.theidea idea i'm from rishi and the gang. the idea that they going to sort of win these sort of a timid they're called that timid tories . they might vote tory, tories. they might vote tory, but they they might vote labour. they're not sure . and i am they're not sure. and i am sceptical because polls seen sceptical because the polls seen indicate labour just indicate the labour are just going it. i'm a bit going to just romp it. i'm a bit sceptical . i've even spoken to sceptical. i've even spoken to people who , work for tory people who, work for tory politicians are going to vote reform now . i'm not sure it's reform now. i'm not sure it's a people's poll by gb news the other day and it revealed that i think 70% of adults in this country do not are not confident at all that the government can right these problems

economically. but worse than that, 53% of tory voters said that. so rishi doesn't have a support base? no those are those are joe biden numbers, right. they are. they're really and the fact is , is that, you know what fact is, is that, you know what it is he he's lost. i mean the tory party lost. they handle the covid really badly and. they handled they handled brexit. and you say that, but when you complain about the lockdowns how late i mean labour were for even more severe lockdowns. yeah. so i mean economically be in a worse state if labour had been actually that doesn't matter. the fact is in the minds of people they think that the lockdowns were caused the tories. well they do nick. but then but then what's the solution to that, to in the party would have them party that would have made them worse. the funny thing worse. no no. the funny thing there lewis managed to there is lewis has managed to name the things tories name the two things the tories arguably which the arguably did right, which is the vaccine you vaccine rollout, whatever you think the logistics of it think of it the logistics of it was sort of impressive. and then getting that getting brexit done that actually achievements, actually only two achievements, anything problem. anything is the problem. the age of immigration the of mass immigration and the collapse nhs. probably

collapse of the nhs. probably time is the reason why they're on the state. because of partygate a pincher. partygate is because a pincher. it's think the it's because i think a lot the conservative membership are abandoning because of things like mass immigration, because of do anything of the failure to do anything conservative during 12 years. that's it's why that's why it's up. why think they're that's why they're doing that? that's why many are abandoning them. many voters are abandoning them. absolutely. okay. can i can. i just say that nick is right. i didn't know what what was talking about last talking about in the last session. you should just preface the show yeah. the whole show with. yeah. the though think that to though is that i think that to be we're going to that's be honest we're going to that's how i get out of saying that we're giving people we're giving homeless people work very, very work that's their very, very benevolent we're benevolent of us. anyway, we're going through front going to go through the front page lewis, what page of telegraph. lewis, what have we got there? well is nuclear. nuclear plants face shutdown over windfall shutdown over tax windfall falls? and just falls? right, right. and just interesting, it's like, you know , it's the government says , it's like the government says we're we're to we're going to we're going to charge the power the power companies money, all the money that they made this windfall, whatever this is. yes. and they come back and say, no you come back and they say, no you can can take our money from can you can take our money from us, we won't the nuclear us, but we won't fix the nuclear power plants of which there are five in this country, and

they're owned by one they're all owned by one company, edf. it's a good idea, nick? well, we there's a balance , isn't that honest? and there was a need for windfall. you know, all these energy benefited from war, unfair. and of course, i understand the argument tax. and then again , when you're in and then again, when you're in danger of shutting down nuclear when we desperately need it, that the problem and i must say it's been an entertaining show so but i worry about anyone so far but i worry about anyone that's new year's eve us that's home on new year's eve us talk about windfall taxes and nuclear. so i'm worried about doing on this doing too much on this story. but that's basics. but anyway, that's the basics. well, it's just well, well, i mean, it's just well, you we're still to you know, we're still here to cover the papers and we are, you know, we criticise know, and we shouldn't criticise from show. from watching the show. absolutely than partying. oh i think going far. i think they're going far. i prefer going out prefer being here and going out at do i. can i say at night. so do i. can i say this very apologise for saying i didn't know what i was talking about, but i didn't know what was talking about. but when it comes the fact is that yes comes to the fact is that yes starmer wanted shut down everything do. everything they should do. tories up and tories should have given up and let's. was the last story let's. that was the last story i know. i don't know what to do

about the stations, about the nuclear stations, louis. nuclear louis. the nuclear power stations. happens stations. this is what happens when let one company control when you let one company control everything, when you're totally oblivious needs of oblivious to. what the needs of the okay that's an the people. okay that's quite an interesting wonder, interesting to make you wonder, lewis. no what expressed lewis. no what i've expressed there we're going finish there is what we're going finish with finish this with the daily star, finish this section, with the daily section, at least with the daily stuff page nick and finish stuff from page nick and finish our careers and what are they but going this wet but they're going with this wet january, aren't they. this. yes, it's the 1st of january first with a t h a bit like first andrew, but it's a play on words. oh i see. what did i didn't understand. yeah. yeah. the explaining. that's all right. happy help. and we right. i'm happy to help. and we love love the telly love this. we love the telly stuff. reason, they're stuff. for this reason, they're very, and they've very, very funny. and they've done they've actually a done is they've actually got a little token. have those old little token. you have those old tokens you set out of the way a bit, stuff like that. they've tokens you set out of the way a bit, atuff like that. they've tokens you set out of the way a bit, a little ke that. they've tokens you set out of the way a bit, a little tokent. they've tokens you set out of the way a bit, a little token that ey've tokens you set out of the way a bit, a little token that says jan got a little token that says jan i the pledge to join the january campaign and do my bit for struggling giving struggling pubs by giving january pop january a swerve, i will pop down the boozer on a regular bafis down the boozer on a regular basis this month, even if it's just and a soft drink just for some. and a soft drink though. cheeky might though. the cheeky pint might not bad idea, so they're not be a bad idea, so they're

trying us. hospitality trying to help us. hospitality because to cover it because we're going to cover it later. there's all these later. but there's all these people who are saying we're not going drink, we're going going to drink, we're going to stay home. is new stay home. this is a new trend to stay and go out. i'm to just stay and not go out. i'm sorry to say no. get out there and drunk and help the and get drunk and help the economy. is laudable. economy. that is very laudable. yes. is it not yes. but is it not irresponsible, national irresponsible, a national newspaper, people, to newspaper, to tell people, to dnnk newspaper, to tell people, to drink and then actually giving up for the month of up alcohol for the month of january really good thing. up alcohol for the month of janfory really good thing. up alcohol for the month of janfor your really good thing. up alcohol for the month of janfor your health. good thing. up alcohol for the month of janfor your health. well,:hing. up alcohol for the month of janfor your health. well, why? do for your health. well, why? just it up for them one just give it up for them for one month. and tell you month. and i'll tell you something is bad. we have something this is bad. we have we have a huge crisis in britain. people are unbelievably unhealthy. which unhealthy. the levels gout which people are not discussing discussing nowadays and not discussing nowadays and not discussing not discussing because tonight gout is what happens when you drink especially beer. it's motorsport. okay we go poor does because it's very it's high in sugar on a ford and essentially that gets poured both of them have there are three things that co alcohol purines which are like dead cells that break down and sugar. yes but you know okay

so but you don't agree with the daily star's approach to this actually. we should be encouraging people to not drink, but not just for one month. you think that think it should but not just for one month. you thi year at think it should but not just for one month. you thi year long? think it should but not just for one month. you thi year long? i hink it should but not just for one month. you thi year long? i thinkt should but not just for one month. you thi year long? i think we ould but not just for one month. you thi year long? i think we should be year long? i think we should know, then no one would know, because then no one would have sex in this country if. people stopped. she actually drinking had drinking for years until i had to limit. yeah i mean to would limit. yeah i mean those things really those two things seem really i start it again he will drive anyone the mania is anyone to dip the mania is absolutely is absolutely true anyway that is the pages coming up in the the front pages coming up in the second part of the show. a novel used sas, the new year's used the sas, the new year's honours list, a man from honours list, and a man from cumbria achieves something worthwhile . and it's not nick worthwhile. and it's not nick dixon. so in 2 minutes.

one of the great welcome back to headuneis one of the great welcome back to headline is first look through the papers on new year's day. we're going to start with the sunday mirror, one of the greatest of all nick, greatest of all times. nick, you. this is chris

you. yes, this is chris christie. know. and also, christie. i know. and also, andrew, this is your expert topic. this is football. yes. he's yes a very, he's a footballer. yes a very, very footballer. and very good footballer. and when all completed 170 million all those completed 170 million all those completed 170 million a year transfer after his united exit. so he famously got in this he did this big interview with channel that can't be named. and he left monday night. and he's gone to the middle east, 473 million. and it's quite funny way he's selling it. he's saying, i'm fortunate. i've won everything out win in everything i set out to win in european football. i feel that now right to share now is the right moment to share my in asia. my experience in asia. translation one wanted me, so i'm cashing in. and the sad thing there been the thing is now there been the goat. was greatest. he goat. he was the greatest. he was the greatest player was possibly the greatest player in you know, is it in the world. you know, is it him i like it now him or messi? i like it now because he that through because he he got that through work not just raw because work ethic, not just raw because he a player, but he he was a money player, but he suddenly found he got too old. teams didn't want him because he couldn't high pressing teams didn't want him because he couldrso high pressing teams didn't want him because he couldrso he high pressing teams didn't want him because he couldrso he thought'essing teams didn't want him because he couldrso he thought 'essinget style. so he thought he'd get all offers. he didn't get all these offers. he didn't get basically, suddenly to be basically, he suddenly got to be like luis. he suddenly got to all now he has to is only all the now he has to is only opfion all the now he has to is only option to well it'd be option is to go. well it'd be great you had option is

great if you had this option is to arabia 400 the 73 to go saudi arabia 400 the 73 maybe will option. maybe you will get option. that's first all that is that's first of all that is totally ridiculous because he's paid million to saudi paid $273 million to go to saudi arabia. going there arabia. he's not going there because footballing because the footballing traditions. so when he arrived there, something to there, it might be something to do money. yes. so there do with the money. yes. so there are of other people are plenty of other people around would around the world who would have paid a reasonable amount of paid him a reasonable amount of money. they would said, he money. they would said, well, he still wanted even 50 million, maybe liverpool have paid him so. he's not not over the so. so he's not not over the head. maybe is over hill and head. maybe he is over hill and he's so it's very impressive he's 37 so it's very impressive even terms isn't 37. even full terms isn't 37. octogenarian, old, octogenarian, very old, especially if you're not a goalkeeper he a striker goalkeeper and he he's a striker was always scored was incredible always he scored he top goalscorer he was in its top goalscorer then suddenly in the next season they didn't want him out they didn't want him he out with they didn't want him he out with the happened very the manager and it happened very suddenly. think he could have played season, he played another season, but he wanted a top level wanted to play at a top level and in europe, he just and be in europe, but he just couldn't the offers. so couldn't get the offers. so he's just for money instead. just gone for the money instead. and not just having to up a 37 though. that was when i was just getting started. but would you feel got million feel good if you got 173 million out yes, actually, out of it? yes, actually, i would that would some kind of

would that would be some kind of compensation, that is. but is it true so goalkeepers can be older, little older. a older, be a little older. a little older. what he little older. so what does he just become? goalkeeper? it's just become? a goalkeeper? it's a you're i'm a problem, you're saying. i'm cunous a problem, you're saying. i'm curious it. go. curious tonight. sold it. we go. we don't know if over the hill because you've got tom brady in is years old and he sees is 45 years old and he sees a quarterback that he's doing amazing a lot of amazing there's a lot of stopping starting your stopping and starting your game nofice stopping and starting your game notice time to notice yes you've got time to rest offensive foul rest does it's offensive foul number 37 it is weird stuff when rest does it's offensive foul nsit ber 37 it is weird stuff when rest does it's offensive foul nsit down it is weird stuff when rest does it's offensive foul nsit down 20is weird stuff when rest does it's offensive foul nsit down 20 minutes;tuff when rest does it's offensive foul nsit down 20 minutes they when rest does it's offensive foul nsit down 20 minutes they spend i sit down 20 minutes they spend a lot of time just hugging each other. a well, are good other. a well, they are good looking equipment as well. other. a well, they are good lookirand equipment as well. other. a well, they are good lookirand i equipment as well. other. a well, they are good lookirand i talkipment as well. other. a well, they are good lookirand i talk up|ent as well. other. a well, they are good lookirand i talk up ant as well. other. a well, they are good lookirand i talk up a game. ell. other. a well, they are good lookirand i talk up a game. it's yeah. and i talk up a game. it's a it's a bastardi ization of rugby. really. yeah. anyway we're to the we're going move on to the observer seems observer and this seems a reasonable use sas. reasonable use for the sas. louis yeah, well, it's, here's the thing. this is one of those i hate say it because i don't i hate to say it because i don't wanna be critical of the show. i'm you having on. but i'm happy you having me on. but this like a non—story. this is like a non—story. this is those non—story is one of those non—story stories. it says that's the most critical thing could have said about there is. about the show. but there is. yes, for it, louis. know some yes, go for it, louis. know some of them important, but this of them are important, but this thing not. it's who dares thing is not. it's who dares bids in the observer councils. england soldiers

england use x sars soldiers to carry tippers. okay, okay. carry fly tippers. okay, okay. fly this hoo is fly here now is this hoo hoo is who this story basically who wrote this story basically survey? observer. write this survey? the observer. write this or this based a press release or this based on a press release that's subrosa group who's that's the subrosa group who's the who's secure, whatever the who's a secure, whatever it is. we will go to is. and they say, we will go to councils look, we'll councils and we'll look, we'll watch. flytipping and watch. they're flytipping and we'll make notes. i agree with you. of a but ourjob you. it's a bit of a but ourjob is to go through the papers. so all responsibility, it's observer so observer who have messed up. so this you're wrong and this is where you're wrong and oh yeah it our job to say observer is piss forjust observer is piss for just printing this guy's press will you apologise for that language by i it's new year's eve by the way i it's new year's eve and has had sip of and louis has had sip of champagne. is that wrong? don't it? yes, it's wrong. it? again? yes, it's wrong. we don't that this channel. don't say that on this channel. it's word. i didn't. is it's a swear word. i didn't. is you trying to say it again? we're going to i'm going to say it. i'm not to. i didn't even think it was this one. so i apologise. he's in. yeah, it's a pleasantry where he's from, so i want to apologise to lou. he's from new york saying . hello. from new york saying. hello. oleo on court. who wanted ? me to oleo on court. who wanted? me to do a shout out for him. okay there we go. there is something.

know what that means? but any thoughts on? this novel, this story? well, i may have to be here for lewis's last ever appearance on live tv. firstly and it is. it's very hot in the studio that is part it. if studio so that is part of it. if i look away, this story is about the absurd of the of government in councils deal with this in councils to deal with this problem flytipping. so problem of flytipping. and so people huge amounts people are making huge amounts of mislabel being the of money by mislabel being the rubbish as as more environmentally friendly than it is and weirdly can make of money doing this bizarrely . we brought doing this bizarrely. we brought in the sars now to do i mean i look forward new ceos of look forward to the new ceos of sars who win wins sars who does win wins flytipping addition it's absolutely but kind absolutely absurd, but it's kind of what see in this country now we have military helping we have the military helping out on they're on the border. we they're getting driving getting rid of driving ambulances we've got them ambulances soon. we've got them helping flytipping helping with flytipping basically stage basically is the last stage before collapse. before we could collapse. everything military everything becomes the military you the military to do you send in the military to do every and it just every job and then it just completely they did a good job of the passports, you know. yeah, did it. how weird is yeah, they did it. how weird is it that we have to bring the it that we have to bring in the sars flights? is not sars for flights? this is not what so i know they want

what they. so i know they want the absolute elite the best the best the world. like, what's best in the world. like, what's your assignment you'll your first assignment you'll be monitoring mean monitoring in ipswich? i mean it bnngs monitoring in ipswich? i mean it brings to earth doesn't brings it down to earth doesn't it. know what based it. you know what you it's based on it's, you're making a on your, it's, you're making a joke the whole the joke about the whole thing, the fact this is a light hearted fact is, this is a light hearted to get involved this story didn't say what councils were involved it was happening involved where it was happening it telling me it was just so you telling me off making a joke on off for making a joke on a comedy show? well, all militant about make about it's trying to make this very, very serious. other very, very serious. the other one of these tucks. i one is one of these tucks. i know. maybe changed my attitude. maybe become way too maybe it has become way too serious. and there is on the sunday telegraph. is story. sunday telegraph. this is story. i nick will be i know that nick will be furious. be fit? furious. why would i be fit? well, yeah, because the lionesses. right. for lionesses. you're right. i'm for you. actually the lionesses you. is actually the lionesses miss out year's honours miss out on new year's honours because they didn't the because they didn't win the world obviously the world cup. and obviously the whole female footballer whole every female footballer should it should should be knighted and it should be not watch be illegal to not watch it. that's business. they did that's my business. so they did win cup? no, won the win world cup? no, they won the euros. the same thing. euros. it's not the same thing. no, it's not. andrew and that's the problem. that's why they're say, got to leave little say, we've got to leave a little bit for them. bit of incentive for them. they're we can't just they're like, we can't just night for winning night everyone for winning some

minor. always minor. i thought teams always got when no rugby team got the gongs when no rugby team that were no gave gongs to the whole yes. but what whole team. yes. but what happened in 2005 and 2003, happened is in 2005 and 2003, they that, then they they did do that, but then they realised, oh, we're giving out too. in 2017, the women's too. so in 2017, the women's cricket in 2019 cricket world cup and in 2019 the cricket woke up very the men's cricket woke up very important that important didn't get that because said, okay we're because they said, okay we're giving willy nilly. giving these out willy nilly. we got world cup too. got cricket has a world cup too. yes thought the world was yes i thought the world cup was football. all have world football. they all have world cups. what do they call it? something remember, something different. remember, what world in what we want is the world in unison. call it the world unison. they call it the world in union. no, was a in union. no, that was just a song. was they all song. i was a song. they all have world cup sunday. but the world emotion that was 1990 world the england world cup song for the england football order in football team by new order in italian, not in the football. see, getting very confused see, i'm getting very confused about terminology about the terminology they have world know, one world cups and you know, one petition idea because petition kind of idea because football's best game well be football's the best game well be rewarded anyway i mean they're getting millions pounds getting paid millions of pounds well leah well the game squad captain leah williamson obe and lucy williamson is gone obe and lucy bronze and white bronze beth mead and ellen white have me a's, but the others have got me a's, but the others get think, chloe get nothing. i think, chloe kelly seething quite kelly will be seething quite rightly got the rightly because she got the winning goal. so i understand

that. i out to chloe that. and i shout out to chloe for i would furious. for that. i would be furious. it's like luis something and it's like if luis something and it's like if luis something and i did not fair, it would. but i did not be fair, it would. but i did not be fair, it would. but i do understand this of i do understand this thing of limiting because you can't limiting it because you can't just out for just give them out for everything. you know, everything. so, you know, they're it men they're not doing it for men ehhen they're not doing it for men either. that's the argument either. so that's the argument against that is nobody knows who these people. i'm nobody. and these people. i'm nobody. and the fact is, you didn't know who pretty soon that to be fair. pretty soon that was to be fair. yes know what? he's yes you know what? he's he's okay. you're because he's okay. you're right because he's less that a less irrelevant that a woman a woman woman football activity. to i mean iwas to be fair to luis i mean i was in new recently and people in new york recently and people have know who ricky sunak have not know who ricky sunak was. i was on a podcast and they did not who you. well, did not know who you. well, they'd the they'd invited me onto the podcast. had podcast. so if they had something you're famous, i'm sued internationally. then we started what started luis. i mean, what you're really no one's you're saying is really no one's interested in football, you interested in football, but you are about that. i mean, are wrong about that. i mean, women's has just women's football has just exploded popularity, exploded in popularity, like going people in going from 10 to 20 people in the the. it's absolutely the in the. it's absolutely not just favourite. fact the just my favourite. the fact the american the american american football the american women's which is one of the women's team which is one of the best in the world historically they 15 old texan they played 15 year old texan boys school, 15 year boys from high school, 15 year old boys whooped them. not

old texan boys whooped them. not the though. the american football, though. american football team, the americans soccer team, women's soccer they're women. soccer team. they're not women. you is i'm just helping you know it is i'm just helping out. sticky thing in out. there's one sticky thing in this i can't if i call this because i can't if i call it just i mean, it soccer, i just i mean, football. american football. you said football and said american football team. and that's a tricky send we have to restore clarity on this new year's think the year's eve and i think the language important there. language is important there. nick a of nick you're you're a fan of women's back me women's football. don't back me up which women's up on this, which women's football becoming as football is becoming as important men's rights important as the men's rights better. i know he said that i won't watch the match won't even watch the match in the area. it's for the same the area. well it's for the same reason i to watch reason that i prefer to watch women's wimbledon the men's wimbledon because matches is wimbledon because the matches is more rallies more interesting. the rallies are this know are longer and this you know i will watch straight men do will not watch straight men do anything mean they've you anything i mean they've had you people the upper hand people have had the upper hand for physically. sick it for physically. i'm sick of it i don't to see any more don't want to see any more straight men on tv. i don't want to see you on tv. i like that. really good looking again. it's only reason you're here, though. anyway, we're to move on anyway, we're going to move on now. an incredibly now. this is an incredibly important honours list important new year. honours list news now. this is from the sunday mirror. well, this is sort thing as, you sort the same thing as, you know, guy. it's king charles

know, the guy. it's king charles to hand year honour to royal to hand new year honour to royal lady called meghan bully lady who called meghan a bully so guy john now now so guy this guy john now now have been made a lieutenant jason now jason now who cares about this guy? you're right. you should care enough just for journalistic integrity to get the name of a lieutenant. the royal order of . you know what royal order of. you know what this is? this is. royal order of. you know what this is? this is . this is this this is? this is. this is this is the will to for this horrible story to tend be interested in because of one hand. i'm an american. i hate the monarchy. i think it's the worst thing about this country is the thing that bad people but i hate the model lost half our you is that all right the other hand i hate right and the other hand i hate bad acting i can't decide bad acting so i can't decide which of these two what which of these two watch? what did that got him in did he say that got him in trouble? exactly what was the is so jason now i love the you have to come to me what was the story? he was the actual story. so jason this email. so jason now sent this email. i'm concerned that the i'm very concerned that the duchess to to duchess was able to bully to he's household in the he's out of the household in the past and he the past year and he said the duchess seems intent on always

having someone in his sights she's name and she's bullying name a and seeking a seeking to undermine a confidence remain concerned confidence i remain concerned that will be done. that nothing will be done. i don't isn't don't understand because isn't markle who's usually markle the one who's usually bullied? no. she's the that bullied? no. she's the one that bullies staff. i know, bullies all the staff. i know, i know. been watching netflix know. been watching the netflix documentary she's documentary so think she's the biggest ministry. biggest victim of the ministry. she clear she makes absolutely clear that she's most victimised person she's the most victimised person who's yeah i know. she's the most victimised person whothe yeah i know. she's the most victimised person whothe reality yeah i know. she's the most victimised person whothe reality according

is run a marathon every day which is incredible. it's . 9563 which is incredible. it's. 9563 miles he's gone through 22 pairs of trainers. he's just incredible . does he not have incredible. does he not have a job? he's. wait, i'm going to tell you, he ran. he ran 26.2 mile route in the morning before starting shift as group leader sellafield. the nuclear site cumbria. yeah, he did it before work , watson. i mean, imagine work, watson. i mean, imagine how little we do before. i mean , i always hit the gym before i come . i know you do. that's why come. i know you do. that's why i'm saying i just think champagne out of a cup before i come in all day and eat any cornflakes on the box. but he's raised 1 million for charity while so god bless, while doing it, so god bless, country legend and this our country and legend and this our bill income. we run a marathon and start you say and then start our day. you say we're this in cumbria but we're built this in cumbria but i built it. i don't see you doing this or any of this. have you ever run a marathon? nick dixon well, i have has run to you're carrying new york city on the new marathon. it's like about ten foot. so it's not the normal american sized . they're normal american sized. they're not never anything not 26. might never anything you're i'm going to take you're saying i'm going to take

that if i run to marathon that was if i run to marathon how miles and i'm how many miles half 20. and i'm going tell you they're going to tell you they're fantastic and i recommend them for everyone they give you a lot of time to think running a marathon already as was the last for the job i'm doing. i was not again is marathons they you again is that marathons they you again is that marathons they you a lot of time to think andrew and i was constantly thinking when can i stop can i stop . yes when can i stop can i stop. yes how the joke was worth it that's enough of this part in the next hour with a massive , huge hour with a massive, huge retirement pots and big cheating. so in 2 minutes.

welcome back to the last headliners 2022. very exciting we had to jump back into it with this story about a massive, lazy walrus sloths. yeah, this is an amazing story because i saw the video. but before we start the video. but before we start the video i just wanted to say thank

you for a year i brought you i bought you a present i bought you a present. a christmas present. yeah, it's a few days late. there but for the late. there is, but was for the new do i have to open it new year. do i have to open it now on camera. course had now on camera. course he had open me good light prop open close me a good light prop but it's wrapped. what if it's actually embarrassing actually something embarrassing that's something that's not something that's going in trouble. going to get me in trouble. something i'm the people something that i'm the people know what's important know out there. what's important is giving me? oh is what are they giving me? oh this don't know what this this is i don't know what this is. it's explain this is. it's can you explain this it's said blood glucose test. there is because of course is four potential gouge which is the topic of the day you mentioned today that you are utterly demented, but of course, £45. that's a good item to watch. i'm testing for how to end now. it's awareness week. you're testing for high uric acid which causes all sorts of diseases. nobody knows it. they think it's just a painting, you know? it's that. okay. well, thank. let's move on to the story . the story is i thought

story. the story is i thought it'd be much funnier than that really i don't know what it is. had a story. we still have a job to is the story is an arctic walrus it's flip an act they say at a walrus draws crowds to scarborough on new year's eve andifs scarborough on new year's eve and it's an arctic walrus was taking a break in the north yorkshire of scarborough and it was causing a scene because it was causing a scene because it was on the beach there and it was on the beach there and it was resting and while it was resting it was things that they didn't show on the bbc . and i didn't show on the bbc. and i don't think they can show in this channel. it's an animal, you know, it's going to do that. you seen the video of what they you've seen video someone you've seen video where someone showed against my will you've seen video where someone shorit's against my will you've seen video where someone shorit's an against my will you've seen video where someone shorit's an animal. gainst my will you've seen video where someone shorit's an animal. but st my will you've seen video where someone shorit's an animal. but the 1y will but it's an animal. but the thing is it is a beautiful beast. but the thing about having it, you know, it's quite bold an animal just lie bold for an animal just to lie there. metro metropolis before going i want to going on to you, i just want to give you this. i've got a blood pressure monitor . i can't give you this. i've got a blood pressure monitor. i can't find nothing . i pressure monitor. i can't find nothing. i might pressure monitor. i can't find nothing . i might recover from nothing. i might recover from the tests . didn't bring anything the tests. didn't bring anything out test. yeah. this is. the tests. didn't bring anything out test. yeah. this is . but it out test. yeah. this is. but it is. it's new year and it is a

sign of good luck for a walrus to wash up at scarborough. traditionally that is the folklore. yes it's called thor and if you've seen some videos, you understand why he's called thonl you understand why he's called thor. i mean, someone says his tusks than my arms. tusks are bigger than my arms. there other we there are other as well. we can't comment it . there are other as well. we can't comment it. named can't comment on it. named him thor though always. how do thor here though always. how do we know he's no he's called thon he we know he's no he's called thor. he just washed up. thor. no, but he just washed up. how know. didn't just wash how do we know. didn't just wash up. said he'd been going and up. he said he'd been going and they'd been following him up there. was there. yeah, he was. he was divorcees. do this because it looks he's in trouble to looks like he's in trouble to me. so you just have me. he was in. so you just have to just it out. it's just to just check it out. it's just chilling out. let me just say what tweet is. he's name thor because he hammer. yeah. because he has hammer. yeah. okay, make okay, but let's make irrespective of his ortho erotic, he's quite a sweet erotic, he's a quite a sweet animal. it's a lovely thing who doesn't love a walrus. find me someone doesn't like someone that doesn't like a walrus. to a heart walrus. you have to have a heart of to not like would of stone to not like you would have to gout to the heart have to have gout to the heart of stone like walrus what a of stone like a walrus what a beautiful. i tell beautiful. can i tell you something? did? done the something? i did? i've done the scarborough art centre. i've done i've done and they done it. i've done it. and they keep my money. they did this. i

did a show there and accused me of the same thing on stage of doing the same thing on stage as okay since we're as the walrus. okay since we're not going to be we're not to be clarifying those activities. we're to the we're going to move on to the sunday telegraph. i'm sunday telegraph. so no, i'm going put foot down even going to put my foot down even though new year's i'm though it's new year's eve, i'm not giving you any leeway. tonight, we're going to go to the telegraph some the sunday telegraph and some hopeful us to look hopeful news for us to look forward nick what this forward to. nick yeah, what this retirement think is retirement story you think is hopeful? this is why you hopeful? this is this is why you nee d £605,000 if you want to need £605,000 if you want to retire in 2020. tell you what? retire in 2020. i tell you what? the autocue told me it was hopeful and i'm going with the audition. it's not. but so, so is talking about this is the telegraph talking about how a global they mean and global pandemic they mean and rampant and tumbling rampant inflation and tumbling stock everything stock have destroyed everything and looking at how much you'll need to survive and it has this quite claim that you need 20,800 to live a moderate retirement. i mean obviously not enough but that's you've paid off your mortgage and done that and it's 33,600 to live a sort of non savage life and this of course assumes that you've got any kind

of pension. my parents are self—employed my whole life i was just self—employed. you don't get a so this is it. but you have the new state pension of 10,000 year, which probably of 10,000 a year, which probably no you would need no one does. you would need 342,000 private savings 342,000 private pension savings to fund a comfortable retirement to fund a comfortable retirement to call these kind of questionable figures . and the questionable figures. and the way get 600, 5000 is way they get to 600, 5000 is they're saying you were going to work another 11 years, you'd work for another 11 years, you'd need pension with need a private pension with 374,000 for a moderate lifestyle and 605 for comfortable. so it's all bonkers sums, but basically you're going need huge amount you're going to need huge amount of money. i'm planning to never retire. mean, lewis is retire. i mean, lewis lewis is close but we're close to it. but we're struggling a country economically. i don't know where people money people are getting this money from. right. this a from. you're right. this is a dismal i thought was dismal story. i thought it was going no, it's very going to be. no, it's very bleak. lewis, i've made preparation your retirement. preparation for your retirement. i'm discuss it i'm willing to discuss it because don't know if i'm because i don't know if i'm allowed to work. and i. this is almost considered work. yeah, okay. i remember came okay. but i remember lewis came over channel he's on us, but over the channel he's on us, but he's that we he's issued the fact that we have chosen investigate. yes have chosen not investigate. yes beyond that, it's a leak. it's a legal thing. got next to it. now

i'm going andrew but but i'm going to andrew me. but but no, i think i think there are lots of people who get by this country on £10,000 a year are not you know, it's not possible any not possible if you live in council flat and your rent is low and your health care is covered, it's not it's maybe not in london. it's not passed. not possible. can i just say something i don't know whether it's appropriate for me to, quote, man's joke, but quote, another man's joke, but the jackie who's the famous jackie mason, who's one favourite comedians, one of our favourite comedians, probably knows probably everybody's who knows him, enough money to the him, said, i enough money to the rest of my life provided i don't anything. yeah well, i'm going to say if i die tomorrow, that's another that's another one. that's it. that's an improvement that's nice. knowing what he actually said. well it's not a very it's not a very pleasant. so we're going to move on to something else on the sunday times. who to talk times. and who better to talk about without feelings. about women without feelings. yeah yeah yeah and lewis schaefer yeah you made the sunday made the joke is the sunday times a woman who feels no pain is the key to a new breed of drugs. so this is going to

explain they're going us explain they're going to walk us through a genetic through it. there's a genetic mutation very not mutation which is very but not totally rare , where someone has totally rare, where someone has no feelings, no no pain receptors, which means they can't basically, can't feel basically, which is why they horrible things can happen to them. it's called being comedian . yeah. and also being a comedian. yeah. and also and a genetic mutation and there's a genetic mutation also. she has another genetic mutation. that means she feel no pain, anxiety , stress. so pain, anxiety, stress. so there's pain and no anxiety. stress. so emotionally she's dead and physically she's dead as she happens, ironically be from scotland . she's living the from scotland. she's living the dream. well nick when i heard that it was a scottish woman that it was a scottish woman that couldn't feel pain, i assume she just drank many cans of tennent's but it turns. she's like the secret to eternal life. she, she, she her. heals she, she, she her. skin heals ultra quickly wolverine . ultra quickly like wolverine. she realise she was she didn't realise she was different . 66 she's bruce different. 66 she's like bruce willis in unbreakable. she's like, oh, i seem to be. she only realised later she broke her arm when she was younger and all she noficed when she was younger and all she noticed was a body changing but it her so she's this

it didn't her so she's like this she's like to sort of she's like secret to sort of eternal life. she's like a lobster really with the lobster and really with the immortal weirdly immortal right really weirdly her saliva her soul, that's her saliva dissolved . then she flew in 90 dissolved. then she flew in 90 minutes and could eat really minutes and she could eat really strong with just a strong chillies with just a pleasant she's pleasant glow. so she's like a are they going to do they're going use technology going to use technology derived from make us all from this woman to make us all immortal? that immortal? well, i'm worried that she'll kidnapped magneto she'll be kidnapped by magneto or, the cia, for, you know, to study in more detail because he's incredible. he he's absolutely incredible. he really even really shouldn't have even about it. her risk. yeah, it. we put her at risk. yeah, i have my. anyway, we're going to move to the independent move on now to the independent we've list things to we've got a list of things to look forward in 2023. apparently but is of them. but nick is one of them. a massive asteroid will also come. one of them, was he independent, closing down but it's actually they've gone nuclear i and they've gone with nuclear i and diverting asteroids i mean most are just worried about diverting that gas bill but the independents going to find some succour. the idea that we're going to divert asteroids and have nuclear fusion . so it's a have nuclear fusion. so it's a sort of attempt, a feel good story. their attempt to fill it

is basically what they're saying is basically what they're saying is is in chaos. but is the economy is in chaos. but we've chatbot . that's we've got a chatbot. that's basically what i got. you know, i'm sick the independent i'm so sick of the independent colleges it's such a rag . colleges also. it's such a rag. it's just a stupid blog. and they horrible about they were horrible about it. i think we should stop covering they were horrible about it. i think vbecausel stop covering they were horrible about it. i think vbecause we)p covering they were horrible about it. i think vbecause we have iering they were horrible about it. i think vbecause we have to ng they were horrible about it. i think vbecause we have to keep it. no, because we have to keep our there for someone our newspapers there for someone like elon musk to take over. okay. and to and to come in and to sort it out and. if they do run some stupid stories, don't they?i run some stupid stories, don't they? i mean, they were so cruel to me and vaccinated they said, you know, we must punish them vaccinated, shouldn't vaccinated, they shouldn't be allowed to work and so on. hysterical. you the chat gp hysterical. have you the chat gp to you know. no i haven't had a right it is amazing. right jokes. it is amazing. i actually typed long will actually typed how long will lewis schafer allowed on? lewis schafer be allowed on? gb news and did they say? news yes. and what did they say? machine bro. okay well, i'm glad you didn't hear the mean . it's you didn't hear the mean. it's because the answer will be the joke. well, there's many angry words. what you have spoken in jest anyway. now we're going to move on now to the sunday mirror. this one illustrates some of the downsides of progress. lewis, what's this about? this is this is

about? well, this is this is i think is thing is amazing. it says desperate for help over a chat box writing entire essays for cheating students. that's what students are. i mean is outrageous but you know what if you've tried it but you haven't tried the thing the thing is absolutely it's a better essay than the people's. well that's the problem. that's why i can never be done. i had a friend mine, a friend of mine, and he told a joke down at him and he told a joke down at him and he told joke about him. show told the joke about him. show him friend rolex watch . him his friend a rolex watch. and he to his friend, and he said to his friend, he said, this this watch said, does this does this watch look? and his friend says, no, what makes not look real? what makes it not look real? it's the guy with the ac dc t shirt wearing the rolex . okay. shirt wearing the rolex. okay. oh my god, there's a good joke. it wasn't. it was my friend in that delivery was the delivery was good. i think. okay. so this idea of the students basically using to create essays, i've had some experience of this as a teacher where people would cut and web pages there's and from the web pages there's not quite the same thing as what we're seeing is it. no. we're seeing here, is it. no. well, firstly, i mean, they're

discriminating robots, which is a mine i've long a concern mine because i've long been advocate of the robot been an advocate of the robot community. andrew, community. but secondly, andrew, surely ai is a better surely harnessing ai is a better skill for your future than , skill for your future than, knowing stalactite for knowing what a stalactite is for memory so could argue that memory. so you could argue that actually ingenuity of the actually the ingenuity of the kids actually set kids showed actually will set them the future . them up better for the future. well, on that note, we've got to draw part the show to draw this part of the show to a close here and there. the new year edges ever closer, very exciting. but before we tip over into 2023. got the virtues into 2023. we've got the virtues of multigenerational family holidays, the best of british positive . and these two positive. and these two panellists will be regaling us with their most inspirational quotes the year. see you in a few minutes minutes .

welcome to headliners on this new year's eve. let's get right back into it with. this one from the times. this feels it's about

our target demographic tonight. absolutely. new year partying at home. and i they're partying to headliners right now. yeah. and this is about how sales of low and non—alcoholic drinks, in other words, pointless drinks by a third. and people are staying home. more on my searches for banners and bunting 40% and it's so much better nick but you know, you go out to a pub, you spend about 50 quid to get in the pub, all drinks are overpriced. oh, yeah. stay at home. you never going out? out. and now i'm working you here because much it's having and now i'm working you here b

i'm stuck with and that's i'm stuck with you and that's absolute how the absolute that's how the about board we did board game. well what we did used play risk to be fair so used to play risk to be fair so louis what do you think of this story? it's just an story? i think it's just an indication of so many things have driven people out the have driven people out of the pub drove people out pub lockdown, drove people out of their you of the pubs, their strikes. you can't thing. nobody has can't get the thing. nobody has any the fact is that any money. and the fact is that maybe i shouldn't be on tv telling people not to drink of raised acid levels which raised uric acid levels which cause on cause hypoglycaemia on new year's to the year's eve. no or go to the audience. i'm going to give it a rest. sort of a pie here. what about acid levels? buy about uric acid levels? you buy it, can't dress like it, lewis? you can't dress like that and advise people about their medical health. doesn't their medical health. it doesn't really know what? really work. but you know what? yeah, is this uric yeah, what i say is this uric acid? you can either drink or you can either sugar, but you can either eat sugar, but you can either eat sugar, but you both know. you can go you do both know. you can go tonight. do you both just? one night, one night. and it's night, only one night. and it's all moderation. anyway, all about moderation. anyway, we're try build we're going to try and build on the holiday season the positive holiday season vibes lewis well vibes with this one. lewis well mean is another one of mean this is another one of those stories why holiday with the always the whole family are always a disaster for goodness oh disaster oh for goodness sake oh for goodness. to see the for goodness. hope to see the telegraph, this on telegraph, right? saying this on the phone. you know that these

things i and so things were bad. i mean, and so basically it isn't the basically it's not it isn't the telegraph. they an telegraph. and they wrote an entire story based on research done by hotel starcom, which is getting to just go out and it's basically a promotion for hotels com saying that families are a disaster and that there is something there is a truth to this it yeah at christmas time particular you have to go back to the families that you're not normally and you have normally with. yeah and you have to time those people to spend time with those people people you as a people who still of you as a child. yeah. let's be honest about that you've brought your child tonight the studio child tonight to the studio people don't know your is sitting green room. yeah sitting in the green room. yeah you know so mean nice you know so i mean very nice young very surprising he's young man very surprising he's related very different. related to louis very different. well was he did well he he was he was he did have an absentee father for that's it's you know that's why. so it's you know being that that has turned him into the young man that he is today. you what i don't today. you know what i don't want give the mother but want to give the mother any, but she very nice job and my she did a very nice job and my two children. so do you think it's the case? i mean, it is sad that christmas time people get very they browse very depressed and they browse at lunch table at the christmas lunch table a particularly prevalent. yeah, i

you back family to you go back to your family to make personal you can because make a personal you can because this about problem of this is about the problem of family my family don't family holidays my family don't invite years invite me on holiday for years they've invited and it works they've not invited and it works fine me well. i mean they fine for me as well. i mean they fully realise i probably wouldn't fine. and wouldn't go and that's fine. and also banned from christmas also i was banned from christmas last because arguments last year because of arguments with about trump. with my brother about trump. then reinstate it and i then i was reinstate it and i did go but this you avoid political avoid it political we did avoid it because article all because this article is all about the problems. know, about the problems. you know, you meet up with your family and you meet up with your family and you fall into the old sort of paradigms old paradigms and the old resentments this, resentments and so on. and this, i find, is an injustice. and i find myself caught between two polar silent polar opposites, the silent generation, i didn't generation, gen alpha. i didn't even gen that's even know what gen was. that's the alpha is the the one even below alpha is the very, very the embryo. yeah, yeah. it's yeah. i'm one born. it's a little baby a little ones are born because gen is the one that we think of as the youngest people. but i think gen alpha now they becoming teenagers. now are they becoming teenagers. now to the mid now is that 2010 to the mid 2020. it's so, so yeah. it's 2020. oh it's so, so yeah. it's all like so very worrying all very like so very worrying but, but know what mean. but, but you know what i mean. first all i find this in a first of all i find this in a very interesting story because people even families.

people don't even have families. no getting no no one's getting married, no one's they want one's having children. they want this society not this society wants us to not have anymore. this have families anymore. so this is about family. so is a story about family. so you're this is a story to you're saying this is a story to put us all off having families in way like everything that i say, always pointed out say, i've always pointed out these those things these are one of those things where we're where they don't where we're the where they don't want have it's the want us to have kids. it's the death love story. people death of love story. people shouldn't kids. i've always shouldn't have kids. i've always to know what say. you know, to know what they say. you know, you've enough. well, you've had enough. well, sometimes gone on holidays sometimes i've gone on holidays with kids and just they just with my kids and just they just getting your nerves and you just want to put them to bed. give them some give them some sleeping so they sleeping medication so that they pass then go to the top. pass out and then go to the top. you you realise your son is you you do realise your son is in the green room watching this show now. he ruined show right now. he ruined my life. okay, move to the life. okay, let's move to the next story. i'm not to clean up that mess after this show, we're going to try and provide our viewers inspiration viewers with some inspiration for year with this one for the new year with this one from the sun. louis, what's this one? is the sun? oh, yes, one? okay. is the sun? oh, yes, it's inspirational quotes it's their inspirational quotes . which are some of the most bonng . which are some of the most boring quotes i've ever seen. the original quotes are it the original quotes are they? it says einstein . life is

says albert einstein. life is like a bicycle to . keep your like a bicycle to. keep your balance. just moving . balance. you just keep moving. how is an article? it's an how is this an article? it's an article it's the sun. article because it's in the sun. it's a low brow reader. i it's for a low brow reader. i never read it. it's for does it have a headline? what's the story new years quotes story says? new years quotes inspirational, story says? new years quotes inspirattoral, story says? new years quotes inspiratto get ready for 2020. wishes to get ready for 2020. start stories. no, but come many of these news stories and we having it's christmas time are we having show right now we've been working on new year's. there are some great quotes to tell you philosophy is words belong to last year's language and next year words await another . and next year words await another. this great that's another. this is a great that's another. this is a great that's a great great, great, great, great quote. and here's a great one is your latest on this is my favourite one an optimist this is william avon an optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in a pessimist stays up to make sure the old year like that one year leaves and i like that one because guess i'm honest because i guess i'm honest about. anne frank about. so what about anne frank they they quote yeah they how can they quote it. yeah yeah. one was weird, wasn't yeah. this one was weird, wasn't it? a wonderful thought is it? what a wonderful thought is that some of the best days of our happened yet. our lives haven't happened yet. i never going to

i know that. never going to happen her. she's that's the happen for her. she's that's the problem with that is a bit of a bit of a was that was the problem in that one thing too the benjamin franklin twice it was a typo they was good a bit of a typo they said benjamin cannot always said benjamin cannot be always at vices, at peace at war with your vices, at peace with neighbours and. let with your neighbours and. let each better man not each year find a better man not lewis. but some of them are going to have to think about that i think. i think lewis that i think. i do think lewis is better man and then i'll is the better man and then i'll producer included from producer included some from genghis it out he to genghis to balance it out he to get these one out alone get these by me one out alone can be easily broken many can be easily broken but many hours indestructible genghis. hours of indestructible genghis. as have love your as long as you have love in your heart, be alone. heart, you'll never be alone. charles manson. there were lows and action committed anger is and action committed in anger is and action committed in anger is an failure. that an action to failure. that was khan his wife it khan again. his wife takes it takes courage to criticise takes less courage to criticise the of than the decisions of others than to stand own jesse. that stand by your own jesse. that was attila the so said, was attila the so he said, i like that you call it him khan as though that was his sire. he's famous, that was his title. and for those. and they thanked him for those. but you know he was very inspirational, very. yeah. ideas are powerful guns. we are more powerful than guns. we would our enemies would not let our enemies have guns. let them guns. why should we let them have and who's that? have ideas? and who's that? stalin. oh okay. well,

stalin. stalin. oh okay. well, let's positive vibes let's keep a positive vibes going this story. the going with this story. the sunday what's sunday telegraph. nick, what's this don't is this the this? i don't know. is this the british work as? well, mean, british work as? well, i mean, let's go with it. yeah, let's just go with it. yeah, let's just go with it. yeah, let's do that. yeah, it must be it be in a sense. so why isn't so many british workers have started positive started to hate jobs? positive story to end now we've got one after said, oh, good. oh, after they said, oh, good. oh, god, flip them one. so this is a story about 9% of uk employers ees in the sort of only 9% ees are in the sort of only 9% who engage with their jobs. me and louis, we our jobs, but and louis, we love ourjobs, but louis is his last day, so he's very we're all very happy, but we're all engaged he's not. it's not really, as i say, but know really, as i say, but i know left engaged with left only 9% are engaged with their jobs . left only 9% are engaged with theirjobs. now all left only 9% are engaged with theirjobs . now all people theirjobs. now all the people all people have high levels of disengagement . so when i saw it disengagement. so when i saw it i thought it'd be the young, but the young aren't even in work because economic inactivity is on a massive increase between 18 and everyone hates their and 24. so everyone hates their and 24. so everyone hates their and it makes because the and i think it makes because the economy's failing the countries decline there's a lack of meaning in general. those are just my sort of points and they talk about something they talk

about something quite interesting the interesting called, the hawthorne effect, which when hawthorne effect, which is when , when we're being observed by is staring at me now or when there are novel circumstances, productivity temporarily increases and it's during the work from home craze or craze and necessity during the lockdown but then productivity decline again productivity decline again productivity decline again productivity decline again these the whole thing. i think you misread that. i no that's correct. he misread that what, what the hawthorne effect is any changes effect was, is any changes taylor . this guy taylor. taylor ism. this guy taylor. i think that was his name back in the day. that hawthorne. no the day. that was hawthorne. no that hawthorne. the that was hawthorne. was the place was in. it's place the factory was in. it's taylor who went in there and he felt they turned on the felt when they turned on the lights that people in work, work wherever improved , in part wherever improved, in part because observed . i said, because they observed. i said, no, not observed. it's like any change. go in there. change. they can go in there. and said, i said, observed or and i said, i said, observed or experience in the article you listen to that it was he did not say that we went right to the end of the show. the last headune end of the show. the last headline of the i don't want you to have this getting fired. you have a fist on the show now.

it's going to ruin the whole show for the whole year. okay so let's calm it a little bit. let's calm it down a little bit. i mean, accuse of saying i mean, accuse me of not saying what just said. we have to be what i just said. we have to be vindicated. it be fine. be vindicated. it will be fine. be fine. listen, do to fine. but listen, do have to point. we've got one more story to go. one more story now and this let's have a look. one this one. let's have a look. one is from this is the is actually from this is the most of evening most useful story of the evening and. believe nick has got the and. i believe nick has got the details. well yes. how to say happy year in spanish which happy new year in spanish which story is it? which is police annual of course. annual nuevo, of course. and it just all different just gives all all different ones different languages. ones in different languages. the germans which germans say guten rush, which is good because german on good slide because the german on that and it's just all different ways say new year ways to say happy new year should need to but we should you need to but so we saved the best to last mean saved the best to last i mean that's journalistic that's rigorous journalistic news right? that was news story, right? that was shocking. thought we'd shocking. and i thought we'd fill the time with like on new year's or something. year's resolutions or something. well, well, on do well, okay. well, on note, do you new year's you have any new year's resolutions? no, i thought resolutions? no, but i thought you fill out. you thought you'd fill it out. the iron, carlos. one is two. i think going boxing think i'm going to learn boxing because, so many because, you know, so many haters i have work with haters and i have to work with comedians. i think it'll be

comedians. so i think it'll be used. but the haters used. yeah, but the haters you've got are online. yeah, i know. the house first needs know. it's the house first needs to be boxing in the metal. yes. and then sniping and but then and then sniping and so but then i going to try and have be i was going to try and have be less angry and full of angry, misunderstood, ancient misunderstood, learn the ancient art that's art of poison, because that's the deal with enemies. as the way to deal with enemies. as lucrezia well. lucrezia borgia knew too well. what your what was i'm going what are your what was i'm going to look for another job. oh, yeah.i to look for another job. oh, yeah. i mean, i think that's going to happen. but you what you always under i don't know. i think taking up origami. i think about taking up origami. i thought, know, ancient thought, you know, the ancient japanese paper folding. i japanese art of paper folding. i thought the is thought that's not the answer is why that not real answer? why is that not real answer? that might be my passion for all you know. i've always wanted to do shouldn't i? that's you know. i've always wanted to do that's shouldn't i? that's you know. i've always wanted to do that's one»uldn't i? that's you know. i've always wanted to do that's one ofdn't i? that's you know. i've always wanted to do that's one of today's.1at's you know. i've always wanted to do that's one of today's. no,1 it. that's one of today's. no, no. inscrutable and so no. in inscrutable toil. and so we to know the real door? we want to know the real door? yes, but you know, i reveal about myself. you know nothing about myself. you know nothing about that's the way about me. and that's the way i want to keep it. frankly i've just gotten message from my just gotten a message from my son he says gotten all son that he says i've gotten all the information need my the information need for my mother. won't be mother. there we are. won't be coming we are we coming again. there we are we have lewis schafer's have ruined lewis schafer's family life and career. and family and life and career. and this headliners of

this is the loud headliners of the year. happy new year to everyone. and we'll see you in 23. farewell. have good night .

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