hello and welcome back. i'm bethany elsey . your top stories bethany elsey. your top stories from the gb newsroom. prince harry has made his most damaging allegations yet against the royal family, including an accusation his brother the prince of wales, attacked him , prince of wales, attacked him, leaked extracts of his autobiography , spare, which is autobiography, spare, which is out next week , revealed claims out next week, revealed claims that william grabbed harry by the collar and pushed to the floor during an argument about his marriage to meghan. copies of the book which mistakenly went on sale in spain, detail how the brothers begged their father not marry the now queen consort camilla buckingham palace has refused comment on the reports . the labour leader the reports. the labour leader has promised to take back

control by devolving power from london to communities across the country. that's if his party wins the next general election. in his first speech of the new yean in his first speech of the new year, sir starmer set out his plans to grant local councils new over employment support , new over employment support, transport, energy and housing. a day after rishi sunak outlined his five promises, sir keir accused the prime minister of being in denial about the problems facing the country more promises, more platitudes and no ambition to take us forward . no ambition to take us forward. no sense of what the country needs. 13 years of nothing but plaster politics. it's why every crisis britain harder than our competitors . the only country g7 competitors. the only country g7 still pulled. and it was before the pandemic. the still pulled. and it was before the pandemic . the government still pulled. and it was before the pandemic. the government is proposing laws to guarantee fire and rail workers provide minimum level of service during action. under the plans , unions could be under the plans, unions could be sued if they don't supply adequate cover . a number of

adequate cover. a number of union bosses have criticised the proposals, but the business secretary , grant shapps, says secretary, grant shapps, says the bill will be brought to parliament in the coming is necessary for safety especially within the nhs . for example, within the nhs. for example, you've got somebody who has a heart attack, maybe a stroke. theidea heart attack, maybe a stroke. the idea that may not be an ambulance because there's a strike on i think is unacceptable. we're not proposing to go the full hog . proposing to go the full hog. other countries, parts of america, canada , australia, they america, canada, australia, they have legislation bans those blue lights entirely from going on. we're not proposing that. i think it's very reasonable what we're suggesting . the mexican we're suggesting. the mexican military have arrested a son, the imprisoned drug kingpin , the imprisoned drug kingpin, joaquin guzman, also as el chapo cartel leader oviedo. guzman captured during an operation that set off gunfights and roadblocks . the video posted roadblocks. the video posted onune roadblocks. the video posted online appears to show burning vehicles roads in the mexican city of culiacan. the high

profile arrest comes just days before president joe biden's visit to the country. drug trafficking is expected to be a top talking point for the leaders . you're up to date on tv leaders. you're up to date on tv and dab+ radio. this tv news. now it's time for headliners . now it's time for headliners. hello, i'm andrew doyle and to headliners, your first look at friday's newspapers . headline friday's newspapers. headline is, of course, one of three. and i'm sorry to . newspaper review i'm sorry to. newspaper review shows . we're going to be diving shows. we're going to be diving into the headlines this week on bbc radio. it is claimed that are no working comedians on gb news. so tonight i'm joined by greengrocer leo kearse and wind turbine roger monkhouse. is anybody want any bananas? very good. very good at your job there ? yeah. exact words. dead there? yeah. exact words. dead birds from male parts. the carcases of all manner of wild

birds. so let's go straight into the front page first. we got to start with the daily mail, which runs with. oh, spare us. well, this stunned by prince harry's of excruciating attacks on the family. the telegraph has please don't marry camilla . the i runs don't marry camilla. the i runs with you monarchy facing its worst crisis for 30 years. this is of course the that is covering all of the newspapers . covering all of the newspapers. the daily express has reconciled . but you sold your soul, harry and then we've got the sun, which prince harry. i did coke and weed. and i've been surprised if he didn't. the daily star has a royal rumble. put your dukes up . and those put your dukes up. and those were the front pages . let's take were the front pages. let's take a closer look at the fine nuance that differentiates them . having that differentiates them. having i'm going to kick things off with the daily mail. now, what's take, leo? so the daily mail leads with the headline spare us just in the exasperation of everyone , the daily mail, but everyone, the daily mail, but it's got a picture of when he was serving with the military in

afghanistan and. he says he's declares in the book that he killed 25 taliban fighters, 25 afghan men . so it's nice to know afghan men. so it's nice to know that it doesn't just destroy families. he also goes abroad and destroys families there. i mean, that's going to make christmas sad time. i mean, for many of those . absolutely. and many of those. absolutely. and your sympathy with the taliban is well known , of course. but do is well known, of course. but do you not think that war is a different scenario ? it. i mean, different scenario? it. i mean, it's not like he's a serial killer and he's cocked up 25 victims. not quite the same victims. it's not quite the same as a serial killer, but as being a serial killer, but mean. i just think, you know, for to afghanistan, for somebody go to afghanistan, kill 25 men and then still, kill 25, 25 men and then still, you know, revered by the left as this woke icon , he calls this woke icon, he calls everyone and knows about intersectional feminism as a therapist is ridiculous . i mean, therapist is ridiculous. i mean, he killed 25 men. what do you what do you feel about you going to be reading spare his his new book spare will that be all i i've done my to not get sucked into the circus of it all but of

course i've had to gin up it for tonight , if course i've had to gin up it for tonight, if anything. yes, i'm sorry about that. and it's almost unedifying, isn't it? i find all somewhat degrading . but find all somewhat degrading. but the 25 taliban deaths , it's the 25 taliban deaths, it's i mean, it's like some psycho you get chatting to in a pub isn't it. obviously he'll unleash these grim facts . oh yeah. well these grim facts. oh yeah. well he's almost like a meme. there was a meme about one guy on twitter, a couple years ago. we talk about i've got 20 confirmed kills. yeah don't mess with kills. yeah so don't mess with me twitter. yeah yeah. it's me on twitter. yeah yeah. it's basically the same indiscreet mean. course all is. that mean. of course all is. but that particularly not breaking it did not contravene some kind of implicit you . the army have implicit you. the army have spoken out against . and also spoken out against. and also it's got to be embarrassing for the military. you know, he can then apparently knocked the then apparently knocked to the ground civilian . that's ground by a civilian. that's right. not a particularly impressive one. this is true . impressive one. this is true. it's not like soldiers generally don't talk about, that kind of thing. it's considered vulgar. it's considered. yeah. i don't know whether it's technically it's considered. yeah. i don't knov ofrhether it's technically

it's considered. yeah. i don't knovofrhetiif, it's technically it's considered. yeah. i don't knov ofrhetiif, you technically it's considered. yeah. i don't knovofrhetiif, you know, cally part of the if, you know, i don't know whether he's bound by the official secrets act, but at the official secrets act, but at the very least, it's shockingly inherent, utterly indiscreet. yeah, as yeah, absolutely. and credit, as i of readiness, i say, sort of the readiness, the very, very the unedifying it's very, very hard kind of motive hard to see any kind of motive other money. it's weird. i other than money. it's weird. i mean, harry just comes across as worse and worse the we worse and worse the more we learn about him. know don't learn about him. so know i don't know to do, what know what he plans to do, what he's going to a lot of he's going to make a lot of money. this book, although apparently have 1.7 apparently they have to sell 1.7 million copies in order to break even because the publisher has so they're so much into the book, they're not going sell that many not going to sell that many other luck. it's already on other good luck. it's already on for so. exactly. for half price, so. exactly. good with that. and we're good luck with that. and we're going on next going to move on now the next front this the front cover. this is the telegraph. roger, what is telegraph? i mean, obviously, all going with all of papers are going with prince but what is the prince harry, but what is the telegraph on? marry telegraph focussed on? marry camilla of them camilla with a picture of them all extremely chunkier. all looking extremely chunkier. i in widescreen. all looking extremely chunkier. i think in widescreen. all looking extremely chunkier. i think that's in widescreen. all looking extremely chunkier. i think that's justn widescreen. all looking extremely chunkier. i think that's just the descreen. all looking extremely chunkier. i think that's just the way reen. all looking extremely chunkier. i think that's just the way it's|. i think that's just the way it's been that's all over . been printed. that's all over. they they . yes. please don't they they. yes. please don't marry . and this this is rather marry. and this this is rather poignant, of course, both boys as bereaved sons of diana

apparently she wants carol foster tawdry and repeating. they stories. but apparently they both charles not to marry camilla, presumably the grounds that, you know, he's the prince wales he could have had anyone i don't think they were saying that she was punching above her weight . i that she was punching above her weight. i think that's what they meant . you in she faces the meant. you in she faces the playboy model you're going to be king. you could have one of these six that something sort of some sort of lottery in wales could have done anyway that's that's just i mean their concern was that in fact they the phrase wicked stepmother, they were afraid and become a wicked stepmother cycle. logical archetype, it. yes youngin archetype, isn't it. yes youngin well, any stepmother is a wicked stepmother, but isn't this case all children effectively end up or testing the natural stepmother or stepfather and vice versa? apparently most of the crimes where there are crimes , a stepparent kills or , crimes, a stepparent kills or, attacks a child. it's always a stepchild right in our circle .

stepchild right in our circle. logical things apply because of course, the stepmom mother is inevitably jealous of the former wife. yes, i'm. and hence all the fairytales . i think these the fairytales. i think these are archetypes. i think particularly a case like this, where the mother died. so you know, then they become elevated to a perfect and was the kind of beautiful woman in which she kind of was. she alive so well? is this one of these anecdotes from the that is going to make people warm to harry because a lot of the others don't seem to, but maybe this one will. well i think this is this is something we can all feel sympathy for harry over. i mean, he did suffer a tragic loss when he's only i think he's 12 years old. so he had to go out in public and.so so he had to go out in public and. so back of course, and. so back then, of course, the royal family was all about the royal family was all about the stoicism, wasn't it? so yeah, is so yeah, loss. stoicism is so damaged that see as damaged and that you see it as a despair and uncommitted royalist myself fond of the myself always been fond of the institution i've never institution, but i've i've never invested in the individuals that make up that institution. i'm frankly it's horrendous when any

them open their mouths beyond . them open their mouths beyond. hello what do you do. i mean anything that is where are you from . i like it. what you see. from. i like it. what you see. where are you from? which keep saying but you know, the queen had it right. wasn't her whole thing was i'm not going to reveal know we didn't know reveal you know we didn't know what about an awful what she felt about an awful lot. so that was better. lot. yeah so that was better. yeah and i think it was immaculate yeah. of when immaculate yeah. of course when you sunshine the magic you let sunshine in the magic evaporate now we know evaporate and now we know everything didn't everything about harry. didn't want anything. yeah and want to know anything. yeah and then him less. yeah you then we like him less. yeah you know, good, right? know, it's not good, right? we'll on to another cover we'll move on to another cover now. and this is the sun. so their focus they see this their focus there. they see this is quote from harry says, is a quote from harry who says, icoke is a quote from harry who says, i coke weed because cocaine i coke and weed because cocaine does make you urinate. so does he. oh, yeah so i mean, he was he. oh, yeah so i mean, he was he was apparently proper cleaner back in the day. and we know this already. back in the day. and we know this already . we already knew this already. we already knew it. but is it's nice him to confirm it. so before i just said, you know, the stories friends who are friends with his drug dealer and i've got it in his book. but i remember all

these front covers of the tabloids back in the day when him partying naked in la. with with various women. so we knew he hound. yeah. so he was a party hound. yeah. so of course coke was going to get him, but i mean, this is a revelation like when he's when he was fun. but i'm going to guess if you're if you know in line to the throne you're line to the throne and you're you're sort figurehead for you're sort of figurehead for the the state yeah you're the for the state yeah you're not to off your not supposed to get off your face cocaine. i'm so face on cocaine. i'm not so sure. mean did buy sure. i mean victoria did buy heroin harrods, but it was i heroin at harrods, but it was i mean was that was acceptable back. it was totally the romans an opiate was cocaine and coca cola. that's why it's called coca exactly we coca cola. exactly so we shouldn't them by modern shouldn't judge them by modern standards. you want to standards. so you want us to judge profligacy? judge harry for his profligacy? i do . although apparently he's i do. although apparently he's moved on to mushrooms. don't know in the know if he says this in the book, i've that. no, no, book, but i've that. no, no, i'm. i've through the i'm. i've heard through the grapevine . what great grapevine. what kind of great wine is this . i'm not happy wine is this. i'm not happy about this . any thoughts about about this. any thoughts about this? mean , you're not this? i mean, you're not surprised, you, a surprised, are you, that as a young man? course he was, of young man? of course he was, of course, tearaway. yeah. yeah, course, a tearaway. yeah. yeah, it wasn't. that's second it wasn't. that's the second prince meant be like. i'm

prince is meant to be like. i'm therefore rather charming. yes, that's that's therefore rather charming. yes, that'sthe that's therefore rather charming. yes, that'sthe spare that's therefore rather charming. yes, that'sthe spare has. that's therefore rather charming. yes, that'sthe spare has. licence 's therefore rather charming. yes, that'sthe spare has. licence be what the spare has. licence be and do. exactly what we don't want to know about it. that's, that's that's the big thing and also the barristers i mean they is what do a lot worse than that i've in the i've never invested in the individual and when they lose what is the essential magic their duty and stoicism their sense of duty and stoicism and . then you've got and propriety. then you've got nothing left. yeah. and we've got this one. so we're going to the daily star now, the front cover, daily star now, obviously they've for the obviously they've come for the more aspects put . your more colourful aspects put. your dukes up. yes it's. it's. more colourful aspects put. your dukes up. yes it's. it's . this dukes up. yes it's. it's. this is a hilarious fight which which serves it sounds like sounds like a real affair, doesn't it . like a real affair, doesn't it. try very hard to take seriously , but apparently harry was put on to the ground and then hilariously didn't told his therapist. but didn't tell meghan. so my understanding that they were having a fight about meghan and william him onto the dog bowl apparent even the dog which which is why you always buy plastic dog bowls because

they're posh so i had to be ceramic i mean yeah probably go . and then after dragging some of the shards when apparently he said that the injuries were visible, the bowl injuries. right. scratched his back surely worse than anything he got afghanistan he wasn't next. i'd like to imagine her dancing around . leave it, harry he's not around. leave it, harry he's not worth it. that would have been amazing. but it didn't happen. this is a bit pathetic. oh, brothers fight. so, you know, i think it's i think it's fairly standard for siblings to fight. imagine if liam gallagher has come you know got me to hate flushed my head in the toilet you know you completely lose any respect from it. but i've lost all respect for her. but he had to find his therapy if i had find a therapist every time i fought with my brother. i mean, we we afford it for we well, we can afford it for thing. i suppose that this is how pampered people, but how pampered these people, but that's what they did. apparently a that badly a yeah. does that reflect badly his meghan, his relationship with meghan, the fact that he couldn't phone her? you think reflects her? do you think it reflects badly of modern,

badly the state of modern, modern okay yeah, modern people? okay yeah, i think would have just think meghan would have just said, listen, harry, phone your therapist. yes and then i'm going to move on to the i and the i. of course will have the same story. but they've taken a slightly different angle. they're so saying they're yeah. so they're saying the monarchy is facing its worst crisis for 30 years so because stuff is coming out in the memoirs the real antipathy prince william and prince harry how does describe william is his arch nemesis this and obviously is the claims of being physically attacked . so there's physically attacked. so there's also the poor teeth jokes. he says that the sort of coerced them into wearing a uniform. i don't believe that for a second. it's somebody if somebody asks you you should wear a nice to this party, nobody's going to say no everything you see it's you know, i mean but look if affirmation isn't in i went to a anello willow party recently and i knew well enough to go . i know i knew well enough to go. i know i knew well enough to go. i know i didn't dress as a nun because i didn't dress as a nun because i knew to do that would be

absolute suicide . what would you absolute suicide. what would you do ? so i don't believe he was an do? so i don't believe he was an aduu do? so i don't believe he was an adult at the time. maybe, maybe william it as a joke but he's essentially responsibility ultimately . yeah and he shows ultimately. yeah and he shows you know how are you seeing everything through a prism of victimhood so anything that he's done anything happens to him. he's victim in everything. he's the victim in everything. even he up as a for even when he dresses up as a for a and is a laugh and a laugh and is a laugh and prepare when he just prepare them. when he was just having a laugh, i don't think he dressed up with any sort of he was trying to, was seriously trying to, you know, or awareness or know, raise love or awareness or bnng know, raise love or awareness or bring about the fourth. it was always overblown it wasn't it was a fancy dress. it was a fancy dress party. we've got a tradition britain. we've got tradition in britain. we've got lower all that, that lower law and all that, all that kind of we mock the. but kind of stuff. we mock the. but how threatened the monarchy by this? question that this? this is the question that i is to the i imaging is this to the monarchy. i mean do you think it's i mean they can just aside i mean, i believe there's another books come like another three books to come like this this is just the this is just this is just the beginning got is beginning of, oh, he's got is his former relationship with the monarchy that's all he's is

monarchy that's all he's got is it of that's the only it of course that's the only thing can monetise he has thing he can monetise and he has an californian an expensive californian lifestyle a dwindling lifestyle and it's a dwindling resource still resource as he's still quite young. much young. there isn't that much left us. i mean, surely, left to tell us. i mean, surely, you know, if he's doing four books that this only go up to the age of five or something. it doesn't takes know. so doesn't it takes not to know. so he's going to. yeah. the he's really going to. yeah. the monarchy survived worst crisis, of course. of course. the russian revolution. it's about the i suspect the abdication crisis. i suspect that endure. i think he that it will endure. i think he thinks a par with the thinks he's on a par with the eighth. and i think this is that meghan is the equivalent of wallis it's wallis simpson. it's not it's nowhere the kind level nowhere near the kind level of constitutional just constitutional crisis. it's just not and would not all efficient and she would have lost in action in have had him lost in action in afghanistan and that's always a problem. i always wondered he was to afghanistan for that was sent to afghanistan for that to of who his to happen because of who his father whether was father might, whether that was the okay well, anyway, the hope. okay well, anyway, that's for prince harry that's it for prince harry section, i promise . but join us section, i promise. but join us after the for break keir starmer taking back taking back control line putin's christmas miracle . line putin's christmas miracle. if he gives you perfume i would check that and maga republicans rebelling against trump see you .

in two. welcome back to headliners your first look at friday's newspapers with myself agitator andrew doyle lucky leo kearse and rampant roger monkhouse . i'm and rampant roger monkhouse. i'm going to start this section with friday's guardian roger, where have i heard this line before? this is keir starmer vowing let communities take control in labour's first term. it's an extra piece of political agility . what nicking someone else's slogan . making the art of slogan. making the art of brexit. he was to the art islington remainer who campaigned for a second referendum. yes, he is now right . he is active pa. and is that why you think he's done it? to try and say you know, unquestionably. try and say you know, unquestionably . peter mandelson unquestionably. peter mandelson was on the radio earlier on

today saying what? a stroke of genius. it was. and i suspect might be right. but if you've got peter mandelson approval, he doesn't normally appearances doesn't normally do appearances dunng doesn't normally do appearances during he's in during the day because he's in his you think his court. what do you think about i mean, this a about this? i mean, this a i mean, it's chutzpah isn't it? is hoots byrne is a slogan i mean, keir seems to be very good at making these quite quite making these sort of quite quite visible you know he visible slogans. you know he says right thing says the right thing on immigration yeah no, no. immigration nhs. yeah no, no. taking control . but will it taking back control. but will it actually into any anything meaningful , actually into any anything meaningful, meaningful or substantive on the ground ? and substantive on the ground? and also, i mean, he's talking about communities seeking back control. devolution has been an absolute disaster has skull and it's just created the satellite this is england as well it's proved unpopular and in effect so and so english people the fact they resent the fact that scotland's got its own parliament that just leeches off and hates hate so much, send so much hate to westminster and it means scotland is no government badly. we to have good politicians. we used to scots used to used to run a lot of the

uk. there was a lot top scots in the government and no, no, we don't have it because. we've created this insular, insular state. there are some people who argue for an english parliament, don't they, as well? but that's not they're about not what they're talking about here. they're talking about moving from moving power away from westminster to local communities. course, communities. i mean, of course, opposition leaders traditionally have promised devolve have always promised to devolve power and they haven't yet got it. but historically they tend to accrue. i mean, the argument is that it is good for democracy insofar as if you've got more control in your local area, i'd be all for it. and think you could argue that the local authorities have had power removed from since. well, removed from them since. well, the seventies perhaps the seventies and perhaps certainly thatcher. i haven't worked government. i've worked in local government. i've got see devolving power to got to see devolving power to communities is a terrible idea because local governments are always just it's completely inept really at least i mean very corrupt in the tune the oversight the westminster does so westminster at least i mean even though they seem terrible is the best you're going to get

but the local authorities but also the local authorities are captured the are particularly captured by the woke the moment woke ideology at the moment they're are really they're ones that are really pushing forward this sort of stuff no scrutiny from stuff with no scrutiny from above. so i don't know, giving more power to these people, particularly, more power to these people, particula and also, of it sensible and also, of course, it tends power without tends to be power without response to bills and on tax raising and consequently just response to bills and on tax raisthe and consequently just response to bills and on tax raisthe scottish ;equently just response to bills and on tax raisthe scottish governmentt response to bills and on tax raisthe scottish government get let the scottish government get it neck. so there it in the neck. so there a spendthrift policy. but again, how does this compare keir starmer's statement that he's going take control? how going to take back control? how does rishi does this compared to rishi sunak's new statement, know, sunak's new statement, you know, his five go , it all seems his five major go, it all seems quite vague. i mean, he said, i pledge to achieve the things that will happen anyway . and if that will happen anyway. and if i don't do anything, you're raising an age. political pygmies tragi yeah. lucy's racist pledge is the least ambitious is the least shooting the stars pledges of atrocities like you know i'm going to try not to kill you. i'm going to try not to make big holes in the road. it was all it was all just. he also said, you know, we're going to achieve all of these things. oh, he won't. we might not, you know, you know, we'll see. we'll see what

happened. that effectively happened. that was effectively autumn goes, autumn or non—specific. it goes, but would he be? but oh yeah. why would he be? because course, all you want at this stage is mode. i mean, it's falling into his laps. why rock the he doesn't should the boat? oh, he doesn't should just biden and in just do a biden and stay in a basement and not actually campaign. he will campaign. yes. because he will win but tragically he's win that but tragically he's so without he could be without charisma he could be reading the gettysburg address and. like and. it does sound like a provincial the provincial head. yes. or the irish provincial head. yes. or the ifish the provincial head. yes. or the irish the ten irish meeting. the year, ten days running in the. it's just his tone. yeah, but rishi sunak is pace . he's the is hardly peter pace. he's the head in the same provincial head boy in the same provincial . awful . pmqs is so dreary . oh, awful. pmqs is so dreary now . okay, we're going to move now. okay, we're going to move on to friday's telegraph. surely your beloved leader hasn't overreached again . so nicolas , a overreached again. so nicolas, a proposed ban on conversion would be unlawful , according to casey be unlawful, according to casey qc. but then the queen died. so aidan o'neill. qc. but then the queen died. so aidan o'neill . so he's a top aidan o'neill. so he's a top lawyer . he was acting for a aidan o'neill. so he's a top lawyer. he was acting for a for a children's basically snp in the greens scotland they're proposing this gender a ban on conversion and this would apply

to conversion for sexuality but also gender and you know we traditionally of conversion therapy is sort of being electric shocks being administered to gay people who are being films or whatever to try and do the st in the movie andifs try and do the st in the movie and it's obviously doesn't work, but no. you know, that's pretty much been and you know nobody really does it like that there might be, you know, church prayer or something like that, but there isn't that brutal , but there isn't that brutal, ridiculous, awful mediaeval type of conversion therapy. so they're trying to know bring this law through based on the fact that, you know, conversion therapy still happens. it's fixing a problem that doesn't really also applies to really exist but also applies to gender would gender identity. so this would mean if a if a child says mean that if a if a child says turns to his parent and says, oh, you know, mommy i think i'm a i'm a girl, you know, a boy, they say, i, i'm a girl. instead being like those nice dear and ignonng being like those nice dear and ignoring it, you've got to book an appointment for that child's genitals to be . i mean so if

genitals to be. i mean so if a paediatric specialist a gender specialist would sit down with the child and say, okay, well, explore why you might have these feelings they might come from. maybe it's with autism maybe maybe it's due with autism maybe it's with internalised it's to do with internalised homophobia. they homophobia. it often is. if they would physically. is would do that physically. is going your school going through your school mullets tamagotchis mullets and tamagotchis, right? well, were to have well, if anyone were to have that therapy that that explorative therapy that would be banned. so other words, unless you affirm . yeah, unless you affirm. yeah, straight away. but by affirming you're effectively transition adding predominantly gay individuals . yeah. so a ban on individuals. yeah. so a ban on trans conversion therapy is actually a form of gay conversion . exactly. is i see conversion. exactly. is i see what you're saying. yes, absolutely . so they don't i absolutely. so they don't i don't they understand the issues. that's what i think going on here. and it police is private and confidential . your private and confidential. your frank conversations which is clearly going to be counterproductive . the problem counterproductive. the problem there isn't there with scotland far as the way that the snp have been able railroad this through and openly the concerns of feminists, feminists you know nicholas sturgeon is nicholas sturgeon said there is merit these feminists merit to these feminists argument. not even not even

argument. yeah not even not even attempting to talk about it. and the greens have supported obviously can you do about obviously what can you do about this and surprising how little it's split the snp frankly. well there were that resigned there were some that resigned there were some that resigned there couple of there were a couple of resignations with but that resignations with it but that just this kind of just is no to this kind of ideological not just exist and also the snp a large extent control the judicial judiciary in scotland so the equivalent of the of cps in scotland the head of the cps in scotland is also the snp's legal adviser . and obviously a role . and that's obviously a role should be split as split and england and it's ridiculous also this proposed law would breach eu law who'd breach the uk's human rights act of 1998. it's you know it would breach plaintiffs in preston this already exists it's a new law andifs already exists it's a new law and it's also know law should be it should be easy to not break the law rights should be it should be natural to break the law. and this would pretty much anything could be construed as a as a crime under this puts us the on a direct the scotland on a direct collision with collision course with westminster it because westminster doesn't it because they the they knew

they also took the they knew gender yeah gender reform. yeah also a basically that the basically saying that when the human act talks about sex human rights act talks about sex it means gender identity. that's not how in the uk not how it's applied in the uk as a whole. yeah. so there's going some sort of going to be some sort of conflict at some point, isn't there? think westminster there? and i think westminster can westminster. can override the westminster. see power to see they've got the power to block gender bill. block the gender reform bill. right. have the right. and they did have the power this as well. but power to block this as well. but then that plays into sturgeon's hands because that's seen as you know, fearing westminster know, over fearing westminster stamping course stamping on her patch. of course she's applying she's very good at applying that. although the that. yeah although the recognition are hugely recognition reforms are hugely unpopular scottish people i think something like 70% of scottish don't suppose it so. scottish i don't suppose it so. she's it anyway she's just doing it anyway because. yeah. because because. yeah, yeah. because there's competition . terrible there's no competition. terrible situation. the now roger situation. anyway the now roger it seems that putin's a ceasefire so ukraine should probably go straight on high alert . yes sounds like a cunning alert. yes sounds like a cunning plan. doesn't absolutely. i didn't honestly know . but of didn't honestly know. but of course the russian orthodox church uses the julian calendar as opposed to our own super area. a more modern gregorian . area. a more modern gregorian. consequently apparently celebrates christmas . on january

celebrates christmas. on january the seventh. and so putin is apparently suggested a 48 hour ceasefire which doesn't sound very at all viable or valid. i mean, clearly, you know it's something to ignore. and he's propaganda, of course. but where are with this with the ukraine at the moment terms of i mean do you think there was any hope to putin? just going to keep going you think there was any hope to puti going? going to keep going you think there was any hope to puti going? isn't] to keep going you think there was any hope to puti going? isn't he?keep going you think there was any hope to puti going? isn't he? iaep going you think there was any hope to puti going? isn't he? i don't ing and going? isn't he? i don't think he he's losing think he will. he's losing really badly and losing really quite badly and losing lot troops. mobile, very lot of troops. new mobile, very mobilised. a lot of troops there. i mean, they lost they lost single. they lost hundreds in a single. they did. they have a seemingly did. but they have a seemingly resource when it comes resource in terms when it comes to recruiting troops and conscription. nowhere conscription. he's got nowhere to course as well. and to go, of course as well. and the only opposition, as far as i understand it in the kremlin a moment is from the nationalist, right. so actually they're him further down the same frightful road , but eventually it will road, but eventually it will reach breaking point and he'll have to go and also , you know, have to go and also, you know, apparently he's ill. i mean, we've been hearing stories about

him to die for a long him being to die for a long time. i don't know if it's just wishful thinking, but yeah, he's very, very and also the weakness in ukraine could lead other soviet, you know , federation soviet, you know, federation states the and possibly even belarus although they seem to be very close to the moment to break away from and also fight fight back against russia, as we saw with with chechnya. right now, it's working quite well for nato the west, isn't it? yeah, because of course russia's completely bogged down who completely bogged down in who are fighting . yeah. are doing our fighting. yeah. which of course is sponsored by us and costs, but nonetheless , us and costs, but nonetheless, we get to test our new weapons , we get to test our new weapons, asteroids, which turn out to quite good and better than the russian with the energy crisis by and particularly the american liquid fuel industry is thriving at the moment because of course it's all being shipped to europe . the price of energy has gone down, so on the whole it's working very nicely for the west. yeah, you could perhaps if were of such a bent that there

is some level of conspiracy in perpetuating . let's not go down perpetuating. let's not go down the rabbit hole for we're going to stick around with fridays telegraph now. and i maga republicans were pro—trump . well republicans were pro—trump. well this is the thing so republican rebels have rejected donald trump's backing for kevin mccarthy as the speaker of the house. wow. so the republicans have got a slim 222 majority in the house of representatives . the house of representatives. it's very, very it's just i think it's just possibly just one or a few people. and so i thought this would be maybe more centrist republicans kicking back against trump as he's you know, he's he's had some resistance because of his failures in the midterms and the rise of dissent is his more centrist but no they're the ultra 20 ultra conservative rebels nicknamed the taliban 20 taliban not killed by harry. this is a no yes , yeah. yeah. this is a no yes, yeah. yeah. so, yeah, this was this is really interesting. so this means until the elect a speaker, the senate can't do anything.

it's just it's just locked up. so some republicans are actually suggesting a unity. unity kind of state of a republican majority. they've got a slim majority. they've got a slim majority . they were meant to majority. they were meant to have in the midterms a huge majority didn't even transpire that way. so they are struggling. yeah, they've got 222 and it's there's 435 seats. unfortunately rishi didn't teach me maths when i there. that's what you need . i'm not sure if what you need. i'm not sure if much of what does this all mean for trump. i mean, you know, people thought that had the gop sewn up and that his influence that he will be the candidate but more and i'm starting but more and more i'm starting to think ron desantis probably but more and more i'm starting to tway ron desantis probably but more and more i'm starting to tway they're santis probably but more and more i'm starting to tway they're going probably but more and more i'm starting to tway they're going pr

the because no the midterms, because there's no one is one on the one else and there is one on the camp rank to him. the camp rank to replace him. the much is frightfully if much talent is frightfully if biden desantis . i can't biden against desantis. i can't imagine that's a massacre . yes, imagine that's a massacre. yes, you would have thought so. so let's . is it him? amy match. oh let's. is it him? amy match. oh well, that's what i would. that's they should like that's how they should like trial by combat. of trial by combat. we're game of thrones. three years away from that. well you know, maybe that. so. well you know, maybe that's go anyway, that's the way to go anyway, right? through the right? halfway through the show. but gas. the but there's plenty more gas. the tank grants for, isis tank with covid grants for, isis coming statue defaced, but coming up, a statue defaced, but this time by the right and the uk has become . see you in 2 uk has become. see you in 2 minutes .

welcome back to headline. it's your first look at friday's news stories. let's get straight into it with this story from. friday's guardian and would you let this man near hair? sorry, roger. let this man near hair? sorry, roger . yeah, i probably would.

roger. yeah, i probably would. you might here. really this is where the money goes. so a barber has sentenced to 12 years in prison after sending of pounds from funded coronavirus grants to the terrorist group islamic state in syria . where islamic state in syria. where you can really get a better example of how in a useless government is, then this. so you pay government is, then this. so you pay your taxes . the government pay your taxes. the government sponsor willy nilly to anybody who can fill in form of false details and literal actual terrorists who we've allowed into the country then send it to the terrorist means in syria to kill us . it's like, why do we kill us. it's like, why do we just win? why don't we just like shorten the shorten the process by burning all our in the shower well and shooting ourselves oh well and shooting ourselves oh we crime benefited hugely from the bounce back loans yes because of course when you can understand the panic involved because they didn't want people destitute when the first lockdown came around so they splurged out money without actually monitoring it was going

yeah billions been lost to organised crime and indeed maverick terrorist sympathisers like this . so what do you think like this. so what do you think comes back to rishi sunak, by the way. yeah, one time, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. okay. he has to take responsibility for this and you can understand the panic at beginning. at the beginning. they should then have worked then of course have worked really to make sure that really hard to make sure that this money wasn't being simply wasted. but there's a limit to how much, much monitoring can they do. i mean, how responsible can they be what these can they be for what these people with the money? people do with the money? i well, could give it in well, they could not give it in the place, maybe if people the first place, maybe if people do people audited. if do that. people are audited. if people work and people who work checks and balances people balances and if people who worked didn't much tax, worked didn't pay as much tax, then they'd have the and then they'd have the money and you have give it you wouldn't have to give it back to them. mean it seems just so obvious taxes you so obvious lower taxes then you don't to give people money don't need to give people money back it's some weird you like. people free stuff the people have free stuff from the government. like where do you think came from? yeah think that stuff came from? yeah it's socialists it's meant from the socialists also. this he's also. this guy, this guy, he's not terrorist, funder , not a terrorist, a funder, terrorism. he's a former landlord. he raped an 18 year

old and his pub in wood green. and he committed terrorism offence just months after he got out for that. okay so yeah, this is going to probably got a guardian column to me. let's move on the times now and roger, we had controversy around statues . the french have taken statues. the french have taken it to a whole new level. well, this is a puzzling manifestation of the culture wars in france . of the culture wars in france. and i can't honestly get to the of this, but this is a statue of a victor hugo who was white cook . and as far as i understand it, sculpted in 2003 by and i might pronounce this incorrectly ousmane i saw but this is a senegalese don't. yeah yeah she was described the african auguste of red then it's a sculpture of hugo which is now been restored and made to look a lot . yeah. so now this is the

lot. yeah. so now this is the image of the statue of victor hugo. and my understanding that this is the statue created 2003 and then it was restored and colourised, i suppose . and then colourised, i suppose. and then you oh, and there you have it. and and people pointed out that victor hugo wasn't black, but apparently what has happened is the artist hadn't actually painted in the au intended this it was that the council described as very woke and we're erring on the side of caution and they made black so they did what netflix do and it just kept something and just replaced with black people to try and look good but there's another dimension to this which is now of course that that restored statue has been vandalised white nationalists is frightening it's inched nationalists is frightening it's incited a reaction . right incited a reaction. right genuinely unpleasant specifically french on the. yes. and this is something i don't think we have in this country. we tend to be beat ourselves up about race relations this country. but in many ways also appear to be how are in the rest

of all racism in france quite frightening . but they also this frightening. but they also this workshop they have there is continually attacking racists because they have a real problem with that. we have put with that. we have they put whoever this vandal was put white over the black face white paint over the black face of put a sign of victor hugo and put a sign saying white power or something like what the like that. and that's what the story what a strange story is about. what a strange cultural story this is complicated. yes is very, very interesting . i mean, i think interesting. i mean, i think some of the maybe some of the emotions that being inflamed emotions that are being inflamed on right, maybe we on the far right, maybe we dampen some of those emotions. but by desecrating culture . but by desecrating the culture. i know. i mean, this is this is the equivalent of, you know, showing a picture of muhammad to a far but surely the people responsible the people who responsible are the people who vandalised i mean you vandalised the statue i mean you know say well they were know we can't say well they were goaded doing you know. goaded into doing it you know. no, no, not they're no, no, i'm not saying they're good of work we did good at the kind of work we did mean, the culture mean, hoping that the culture and reason we have historically made a habit of figuring , for made a habit of figuring, for instance, as being a bit more than people think. victor was white. i mean, there's a bust of him in by rodin, actually, in

the guernsey museum. it's a black bust . but that's not he's black bust. but that's not he's not to say he was. it's not trying to say he was. it's just the material he just that's the material he used. it. well, yeah. used. go with it. well, yeah. and this statue was was was and this this statue was was was black, was i don't know why they couldn't it as the couldn't just leave it as the metal not train like it. so metal and not train like it. so we it was the of the we felt it was the work of the artist ourselves to colour it any way. i mean this is what is from the article my understanding, from the article my understanding , from the article understanding, from the article is that it wasn't colourised initially. maybe it wasn't, it just degraded very very quickly. they times need they don't say so the times need to be a bit more detailed. but the report, it was done gratuitously after the artist . i gratuitously after the artist. i mean , either way the vandalism mean, either way the vandalism is unforgivable we're going to move on now to the next story this is the times again. leo, it seems that someone can finally read your handwriting . yeah, read your handwriting. yeah, this is a much nicer story. so stonehenge have been stonehenge could have been cracked . amateur amateur cracked. an amateur amateur archaeologist . he's called ben archaeologist. he's called ben beacon, which is fan game. beacon, which is a fan game. he's a furniture restorer, like a vase carrot . but he can

he's a furniture restorer, like a vase carrot. but he can . so he a vase carrot. but he can. so he he did analysis of these 25,000 year old cave paintings. he did analysis of these 25,000 year old cave paintings . yes. year old cave paintings. yes. they have all these symbols. there's lanes there's doors. there's lanes there's doors. there's a way, shape . and he there's a way, shape. and he works it. there's a calendar there based on the lunar cycle . there based on the lunar cycle. the year starts with spring. there's the image , dots and lane there's the image, dots and lane stand lunar month. right? so stand for lunar month. right? so a of mammoth. mammoth. a picture of mammoth. mammoth. that's mammoth picture of that's not a mammoth picture of a mammoth followed by five marks indicates that the mammoth breeding took place five lunar months after the start of spring wow. the white sheet is used to show what time of year a species gives birth. i mean. this is incredible detective work. so crack ancient code . yeah 25,000 crack ancient code. yeah 25,000 makes you completely everything the culture of the time. yeah. so because this wasn't superstitious nonsense. yeah. even an attempt to art . it was even an attempt to art. it was quite scientific. yeah. although we bison and we do if those bison and mammoths were originally drawn with their brown charcoal could have been drawn with white donkeys coming. they've come . donkeys coming. they've come. modified it. yeah yes. well you

can't escape can you? anyway, we're going to move on now to friday's telegraph roger and it. be . wow, you're on record . which . wow, you're on record. which is one of. is it 14 record warm years the turn of the millennium . they always say it's the warmest year on record every yeah warmest year on record every year. it happens a lot just because it's happening more , because it's happening more, more. i mean. yeah, yeah . more. i mean. yeah, yeah. evidence is i think fairly and irrefutable . and quite irrefutable. and quite concerning i suppose it mean for us. i mean, does it mean that we're on the verge of climate catastrophe? that's true. very well. that's that's what, of course. i mean, course. well, i mean, astrophysics like you to believe is going to come in now and claims that the uk's challenging the uk is average annual temperature tops ten degrees centigrade for the first time. i think we can deal with degrees centigrade is that trajectory. it's where it's going. well it's

going to go to 11 degrees centigrade. then where does that go. i don't know go. i know. well i don't know but know that it ends up a 50, 60. and it's not just temperature. of course this year we had record drought and we had a record drought and we've wear as i call we've had to wear it, as i call it, a record period of nice weather. it didn't rain. well, it's so easy growing it's not so easy for growing crops. days they crops. i mean, these days they still an impact. well, still have an impact. well, actually, increase in carbon actually, the increase in carbon dioxide in the atmosphere has led a greening of many parts of

of course, the farms thrive on top effect. it's not the posh just up people glueing themselves to grow the coastline. be all right coastline. they'll be all right anyway. they've got nothing in the open and everything. anyway, we're finish this we're going to finish this section a story the eye section with a story in the eye about you disregard about you should disregard everything. about. so everything. we've just about. so this a story that's five this is a story that's five things you can do to. stop getting tricked by bad science writing in 2023. this is from the peer reviewed scientific publication, the so it says this number one should be don't read the eye. but it says teen breakthroughs with a pinch of salt see. apparently, journalists sometimes use hyper belief and try and make, try, make story seem more attractive. being alarmed than i think they should avoid , such as pinch of should avoid, such as pinch of salt . yeah, that would be my tip salt. yeah, that would be my tip . and also a pinch of salt is going to be bad for you. so exactly that goes against the

health and also says trust no one. so you know, the headlines you know, don't the facts you know, don't state the facts . it says, no, . and then it says, no, seriously trust no one apparently journalists fake some of . avoid of the results. avoid contrarianism . i disagree. i contrarianism. i disagree. i think you should totally go for country reason unless you like going for contrarianism in which you shouldn't. and it also says be optimistic. so apparently things things are good. there's a lot of progress being made in dementia. cancer and this sounds like a useless article doesn't it is complete as more well so nobody is nobody who's in this it's new year. but thing at it's new year. but one thing at the of the article is the bottom of the article is that journalists wilfully analyse the latest our analyse the latest copy our press releases from both eccentric doesn't have that stuff previously review. it's this it's the journalist so go on in fleet street anymore all day they're behind their consoles just lazily sloppily cutting and pasting nonsense which turns out to have no basis in peer reviewed scientific fact. right. well, let's catch a break to catch our breath after that and guess i was up for the final section we have got in

this final section. coming up, racist beauty products work shy five year olds the cat that five year olds and the cat that could jeff bezos a for could give jeff bezos a run for his money. you shortly .

and welcome back to the final part of headliners. your first look at friday's newspapers and rogen look at friday's newspapers and roger, finally, the mail is giving us a story you can relate to. this is the story of an influencer who is being of racism for using recommending black hair or oil, which is specifically at black women . and specifically at black women. and it's been suggested by someone who doesn't even give her real name on twitter that this is some form cultural appropriation. i mean , the whole appropriation. i mean, the whole story seems to be engendered by people twitter for the real

world, a common problem of them. yes is a common problem. and donald trump had that problem himself. i understand the but it's still not. i mean. it does seem like. but is a cancellation. i mean the influencer has delete the video under pressure. yeah deleted the video. i think she should have left it up because she wasn't doing anything wrong. think doing anything wrong. i think she's got the you she's obviously got the you know, the kind of hair the benefits this or she benefits from this or she wouldn't using it. so there's wouldn't be using it. so there's no this using the no problem with this using the oil and also, she looks like this. she was. you this. she was. yes, you supporting black business by supporting a black business by buying so surely buying the oil. so surely she should be encouraged that. should be encouraged do that. and seems people people and it just seems people people social media are looking for something well, something get clean. yes. well, people weaponizing outrage. that's it's about, it that's what it's about, isn't it really gaining brownie points and kudos. yeah by outraged on behalf other usually it's behalf of other usually it's just it's just same story just it's just the same story and yes i will move on to something new i like that you well fair enough the guardian now and leo what career advice would give to a five year old become a chimney sweep. well yeah exactly. primary pupils as young as five and six are to be

the target of a new programme in england, encouraging them to think about future jobs early, according to this is what the government said. so i mean they did start working very young in the old days. they did the dreams of all of our little boy blue. yeah, yeah. used to blue. yeah, yeah. they used to send to fields as soon send them out to fields as soon as they were able to walk about, but having maps. but they were still having maps. and the story and since the whole story and the factories because the factories of course because they into the machine they can get into the machine finger initially in chimney finger initially in the chimney sweep sweep. yes sweep and the chimney sweep. yes yes. he's like out the yes. when he's like out of the chimney, you say that. but so that's that's the phrase lot that's that's the phrase a lot of some of these feet. of fire at some of these feet. that's those talking if the child's cleaning chimney too that's those talking if the c don't cleaning chimney too that's those talking if the c don't thinking chimney too that's those talking if the c don't think anyone chimney too that's those talking if the c don't think anyone isimney too i don't think anyone is seriously suggesting child labour this point. no they're labour at this point. no they're going older. but going to wait until older. but for still still the same for me it's still still the same of that child labour they of that child labour when they were child . yeah. i think it's were a child. yeah. i think it's accounting , i think it counts accounting, i think it counts and yeah i mean it makes a change from sending drag into the schools. it's a good point. teach about it , about teach them about it, about influencing in the same way. i'll give plain. and i don't think there's much to, to, to

really fret about because actually introducing young actually it's introducing young children often in disadvantaged areas . there isn't children often in disadvantaged areas. there isn't a children often in disadvantaged areas . there isn't a culture of areas. there isn't a culture of employment work to idea of employment work to the idea of work if you never know what you want to be, do actually. i mean, you , when i was 18, you know, when i was 18, i didn't know what i wanted to, you know, the careers adviser saying, what want to do? saying, what do you want to do? and just having you and they're just having jobs you like, you work here. when like, why do you work here. when he have changed two he would have changed two decades anyway it you decades right anyway it you don't to get jobs and don't know how to get jobs and what when like i worked what jobs are when like i worked at petrol station and i mean at a petrol station and i mean it was like you're temp in it was like when you're temp in an office i was like, how did you and he showed me you do that? and he showed me how it did get a tent in an office. it was much better office. it was so much better than working in petrol than working in a petrol station. although get station. although i didn't get free. mars but i had more money so i could buy them right. so you think a idea? it's you think it's a good idea? it's a yeah. okay, maybe a great idea. yeah. okay, maybe not that career path particularly. anyway, we're particularly. but anyway, we're going now at going to take a look now at friday's. and roger, will you be this app? heavens, a new this app? oh, heavens, a new dating i've heard of these dating app. i've heard of these things millennial things from millennial was endlessly talking about them. i this dating app called

this is a new dating app called tame , which outrageously tame, which seems outrageously bland and apparently it doesn't allow you to ghost and swipe . allow you to ghost and swipe. you're going to have to define ghosts . what these things just ghosts. what these things just great. the place like ghost ghosting is where you don't get back to someone. so someone sends you messages and you just blanked them entirely, you know? but can't enforce but you can't enforce that on a date once you're being date once if you're being stalked , are you going to be stalked, are you going to be forced to have a conversation with stalker? this is with your stalker? this is apparently that apparently an which insists that you to only one person at you talk to only one person at a time. then you have to finish the conversation and explain why you're finishing the conversation. oh, anything to on wrong that's really sexy. what a turn , for crying out loud. turn, for crying out loud. i want to turn on having a conversation at least enjoy that in force or just feel like listen there's the app i have to do this character assassination on you and tell you all the reasons this is like having chaperone sit together . let's chaperone sit together. let's discuss your differences and why this is not working out awful .

this is not working out awful. the one thing about the good of the good with good thing about the good with good thing about the online world is that this will fail because it's so horrendous, you know , no one horrendous, you know, no one will go to the app, no one will buy it. also, i thought the whole of these was whole point of these apps was that don't of supersede that you don't sort of supersede the conversation in the need for conversation in sexual. not another sexual. yeah, it's not another point yeah. picture which you swipe right. okay. i know. swipe right. yeah. okay. i know. does terms like does this the terms like ghosting of seem ghosting and stuff of that seem quite problematic you quite problematic to me? you don't talk someone so don't want to talk to someone so stop talking to them. yeah, but it's quite being ghosted well it's quite being ghosted as well because need to deal because you don't need to deal with awkward with any awkward, awkward situation. so yeah, i don't know why anybody would want get rid of that utterly bizarre the now sorry male next and leo sorry the male next and leo hopefully cat will leave hopefully this cat will leave everything in their will to a human shelter. so, yeah, taylor swift's . taylor swift's olivia swift's. taylor swift's olivia benson is the third richest pair , a staggering $97 million walking out when she called her, she called her cat, olivia benson. that's not cat's name because it needs like tickles and mrs. taylor. no i having a

second name for olivia benson. so it's like a person this might be a person in a suit, but yeah, i don't know who's, who is instagram or something i don't know is this make a lot of money on it it's actually funding a child army and in gambia. no it's not just i'm trying to make this story more interesting. basically, taylor swift has got a cat. yeah. it's just a it's not even a good cat. why don't people instead of getting cats, not even a good cat. why don't peop|do nstead of getting cats, not even a good cat. why don't peop|do they d of getting cats, not even a good cat. why don't peop|do they get getting cats, not even a good cat. why don't peop|do they get gerbils| cats, not even a good cat. why don't peop|do they get gerbils inats, not even a good cat. why don't peop|do they get gerbils in 97 what do they get gerbils in 97 million for cat and two million quid for cat and get two generals fo r £15 from pets at generals for £15 from pets at home and they're much nicer animals have a nice rich animals and you have a nice rich list lists the top richest list which lists the top richest pets the world, all of whom pets in the world, all of whom are making more money than we will ever dream of. i know no cat to be rich . i cat needs to be that rich. i think it's disgusting. and we're going this final going to move on to this final story. this one is the story. and this one is in the metro, roger, with the that metro, roger, with the news that brooklyn beckham is to cooking what his mum is to singing he this is once again all about onune this is once again all about online response a brooklyn beckham michelin star or sunday

beef dinner chew tory okay now he's become like cooking influencer, is that right? because i saw him do a sort of gin and tonic recipe at christmas, and it was basically mixed gin with tonic that was effectively it. he well work. yeah i tried it was it was particularly it was a nice gin and tonic to him if he does that i know that i to monetise everything. well exactly you know you need to but it's not take money. could be take money. well it could be short because apparently the beef a little undercooked. right and it involved a lot of butter , not beef and butter anyway . , not beef and butter anyway. but it's a really well, that's like people people often make me leading restaurant. yes i blame i blame salt for the this he made everybody they sold these the guy who drizzles the sole of his and wears glasses as the chef who invaded the pitch. yeah yeah yeah okay that and then drizzled salt on the world cup so he's made everybody think they can a cool superstar they can be a cool superstar rock star person cooking meat rock star person by cooking meat quite badly. but then at least he's singles and

he's not releasing singles and trying in his mother's trying to go in his mother's footsteps. beckham footsteps. it's brooklyn beckham releasing a single. no, he's no , glad not right . that , i'm glad he's not right. that would be that would be first to be a child of the super rich. i do have some sympathy because what do do? yeah, what on earth do you do? yeah, that's a point. well that's a fair point. well clearly, encourage people to clearly, you encourage people to give money for royal maidstone. we've since we've come a long way since dahlia, for sure. but is dahlia, that's for sure. but is he. not a talented he. is he just not a talented woman know parents woman know how both parents talented or another. talented in one way or another. his father was like a genius on the football pitch. is that only on football pitch? the only on the football pitch? the only . great . he doesn't have great intellectual heft clearly intellectual heft and clearly his an inherited until his son has an inherited until they're having the idea of queuing up to see the queen night. wow. yes that's that that's a publicity struck . a that's a publicity struck. a genius. yeah. okay. well, i that's all we've got time for, but i'd like to thank my guests, leo kearse and roger monkhouse. please do join tomorrow on headuneis please do join tomorrow on headline is at 11:00 and that's gonna be with nick dixon and daniel o'brien , also known as daniel o'brien, also known as dapper laughs. and remember that headune dapper laughs. and remember that headline repeated at 1 headline as is repeated at 1 am. and 5 am, which if you're i'm watching right now, stay

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in prince harry's popularity was plummeting even before the latest leaks from his new book . latest leaks from his new book. that's according to our exclusive people's poll . good exclusive people's poll. good morning. at 6:00 on friday the sixth, a genuine got a cracker of a show ahead. this breaks gb news with ellie and martin and are your top stories this morning on you. gb news people's poll reveals that nearly 40% of the public can turn against prince harry in the last . the public can turn against prince harry in the last. but more leaks from his upcoming memoir are still hitting headlines, including claims that