the ofion the orion armstrong in the gb news newsroom. the prime minister is calling on leaders to take bold and radical to avert the nhs crisis . it follows emergency crisis. it follows emergency talks between rishi sunak and health experts , which have been health experts, which have been described by downing street as highly valuable. senior doctors say the nhs is on a knife edge with a&e units , trusts and with a&e units, trusts and ambulance services declaring critical incidents . meanwhile, critical incidents. meanwhile, the head of the rcn nurses union has warned the upcoming will be the largest of their in the world if the government does not negotiate on pay , police negotiate on pay, police searching for a missing couple and their baby have a cctv image believed to be of the mother some 200 miles from where they

were last seen. the image is thought to show constance marsh in harwich, port in essex. martin mark gordon and their child have been missing since their vehicle broke down on the m6 one near bolton on thursday . m6 one near bolton on thursday. police are appealing for them to make contact and seek medical assistance . ukraine's president assistance. ukraine's president says russia's for a ceasefire had deceptive, adding that shelling of the eastern city of barmouth continued where this resident has been describing the damage . we'll spend the whole damage. we'll spend the whole hour town used be so beautiful. there were roses everywhere flowers . it was clean. flowers. it was clean. everything was kept in order. all russian attacks have continued across ukraine in violation of the 36 hour self—declared for orthodox christmas, which has now ended. the kremlin its troops, though only , fired in retaliation to only, fired in retaliation to attacks from ukrainian forces . attacks from ukrainian forces. the foreign secretary has

condemned tehran's execution of two protesters as abhorrent and urged the regime to immediately end the violence against its own people . iran hanged the two men people. iran hanged the two men for allegedly killing a member of the security during nationwide demonstration . nationwide demonstration. following the death of the 22 year old carter iranian woman amin last september. human rights groups have described trial as a sham . prince harry trial as a sham. prince harry has revealed he only cried once over the death of his mother, the princess of wales , at her the princess of wales, at her burial. the duke sussex added neither he nor his brother, prince were able to show any emotion as they met mourners and that he felt guilty while walking outside kensington palace following his mother's death in 1997. in the interview on itv, promoting memoir, harry says everyone knows where they were and what they were doing. the night my mother died tv online and dab radio this is now it's back to headliners .

it's back to headliners. good evening. a brunette, a blonde and a redhead walked into the gb news studios . it's headliners. news studios. it's headliners. i'm host diana spencer. and with me i have the wonderful cressida whetted and the marvellous uquon whetted and the marvellous liquor. she they showed them in completely the wrong order. but that's okay. we just got a carry on. let's take a at tomorrow's front pages and we start with the sunday telegraph . so prince the sunday telegraph. so prince charlie's guilt. i couldn't cry in public when my mother died . in public when my mother died. to the observer. now nhs hospitals push private route to quick and easy care. sunday mirror hurry quote has made invictus games a target. sunday times. nhs to buy up care beds to clear wards . sunday express to clear wards. sunday express harry puts in danger. little

inflammatory that one the sun wills lunge at me after philip's funeral. my the star on sunday invasion the sex mad squeakers and those were your front pages . let and those were your front pages. let page of the sunday telegraph. you are chomping at the bit, keen to have a little bit family guilt. so prince harry's guilt. i couldn't cry in public when my mother died . so duke of sussex mother died. so duke of sussex has revealed felt guilt over not being able to cry when he was . being able to cry when he was. he and wills were creating all the mourners after his mother's death. and he just couldn't do it. he said it was not until he watched her coffin actually going into the ground, which is the moment that would make you cry, isn't heartbreaking cry, isn't deeply heartbreaking isn't it. he was 12 when he lost his mother . isn't it. he was 12 when he lost his mother. so i mean i know we

talk them being privileged, but is there any such thing a privileged 12 year old, he's lost their mother. i mean, i just think that's horrendous . in just think that's horrendous. in his memoirs, he's saying he his memoirs, he's saying that he thinks inability cry in thinks his inability to cry in pubuc thinks his inability to cry in public may have stemmed from his family's insistence on not openly showing emotion. i this is he's certainly making for it now. yeah. so you know. i know. but it's interesting . the whole but it's interesting. the whole fallout , everything that's fallout, everything that's happening with harry. i mean, i'm i'm old to remember what i was doing the moment that it was announced that diana died when his mother died. what were you. i was actually breastfeeding my baby. and it was early in the morning. and i had tv on low and i just and it morning. and i had tv on low and ijust and it just had done it i just and it just had done it in a polo jumper. i just and it just had done it in a polo jumper . and i was in a polo jumper. and i was like, oh, look. and, and put them. i tried to wake them. and then i tried to wake everyone up and it was just like me sleeping. i was up at princess and it's really princess diana's and it's really serious. but, know, i serious. but, you know, so i remember him walking behind his mother's such mother's coffin is such an iconic moment. know. and iconic moment. i know. and although he says he couldn't cry, i understand that and maybe not necessary to family but

not necessary to the family but i that my sister when i understand that my sister when my couldn't cry and you my died she couldn't cry and you can't in demand and in fact i'm just have a little i'm doing a podcast called dead good, which we released this month about about bereavement and the fact that we all grieve differently. and he is a very, you know , he's and he is a very, you know, he's a troubled soul. and of this so beafing a troubled soul. and of this so bearing is down to that moment, he lost his mother and so i feel sorry for him coming out and the don't think it's partly just that he's had such an unusual full life. yeah i mean and that's what he's saying isn't it. they, they never showed it. that they, they never showed any just not the any emotion. it's just not the snow in the family tradition. and so couldn't which and so he couldn't do it, which just incredible he just incredible considering he to shake hands with all the people and says that their hands were wet , which feel were wet, which makes me feel a bit icky. well mean also like now post—pandemic times more like i got cancer, but i got off . but yeah, no antibacterial, no, no, no. that's a bit. oh people have got wet hands and their eyes a bit red. but what could the connection possibly be.7 i

could the connection possibly be? i mean, come on, how your. no, no. but also a bit annoyed with the public. it's like you're about to shake a royal family member that you're not going to be often at least what you like. i'm a full you like. i'm always a full right. we're going to move onto the sunday mirror now and there's more on prince harry on there's more on prince harry on the front page , the mirror. so the front page, the mirror. so we've got sorts on the front of the mirror . get to prince the mirror. get to the prince harry. we've kym marsh harry. we've got kym marsh exclusive. how feels exclusive. i know how it feels to . struggle to make ends meet. to. struggle to make ends meet. isupposeit to. struggle to make ends meet. i suppose it was before the days of by that band she was of what led by that band she was in and then we've got yes you can slimming world like a body like christmas like over bingeing shaming us like you know you've eaten a lot no time to get something and then we've got the royal security warning harry has made invictus a target . so this is a comment from harry. harry admiral lord west . harry. harry admiral lord west. and he says that the threat level will definitely be higher now. and at the invictus

basically it could be a target for extremists the taliban. well i'd like to say , lord, whatever i'd like to say, lord, whatever his name is, admiral thingy. right maybe you've just given them an idea now to go attack them an idea now to go attack the invictus because they might not have thought that before because they're not very the taliban. yeah well keep reading this one after i did think that in terms of attacking people that they're quite good at that like that's one of the things they do remember do educating they do remember to do educating girls . so attacking girls less. so but attacking people always top of that list so it's just good for the poor boys them somebody boys giving them like somebody week saying that because of his experience afghanistan he experience in afghanistan he might suffering yeah. might be suffering ptsd. yeah. one of the things people do actually complex see ptsd is that self—sabotage up to sort of it doesn't years later. one of the theories is that all this kind of explosion of what's the word for self—sabotage is potentially as a result. that doesn't explain why everybody

else in afghanistan hasn't done the same thing. maybe they didn't have the opportunity, no fear about it. why we hear about this? because don't think we support our veterans very . but support our veterans very. but why would we hear about other veterans kind of dealing what they've been through in different ways , but we see them different ways, but we see them in a very public way. and on top of what he went through in afghanistan, he also that shocking event of walking behind mother's coffee when he's 12 and the entire world to stare at him. i mean know the moment you want the most privacy . yeah. want the most privacy. yeah. next we're going to the next step we're going to the observer and we've going to change. i'm going to talk about the nhs, the nhs. change. i'm going to talk about the nhs, the nhs . so the the nhs, the nhs. so the observer is saying nhs hospitals push private route too quick and easy and quick and easy is quote marks there because i don't know. i might be quick, but i don't know how easy is the potentially offering hip replacements from potentially offering hip replacements fro m £10,000? i replacements from £10,000? i don't think people have got £10,000 lying around, but maybe that's maybe that's better than waiting . can't you have two

waiting. can't you have two hips? are you allowed to sort of sell off a hip? you know people, give away it, donate one, get one, swap keep swap. i don't know. no so we still have to have i don't think it's just the apparatus. i think i the labour cost be quite high as well. and this is because obviously there's record waiting lists apparently at the moment, 7.21 million people waiting for nhs treatment in england. routine breaches of the maximum waiting time, which should be 18 weeks. so i don't know. what do you do? do do you rate it's quietly becoming privatised. that's what's happening? it's like you've put your at and quietly they're trying to force you to go for own treatments . go pay for your own treatments. but desperate they end but you're so desperate they end up for it. hip up paying for it. hip replacements are quite common, especially, you know, we an especially, you know, we get an ageing and health ageing and you and health obviously as you get there's certain things that are going to happen , no pension is going to happen, no pension is going to hav e £10,000. better to kind of have £10,000. better to kind of do that. and i think that the group people have spent

group of people who have spent most their lives paying in in most of their lives paying in in that group of people who have spent all their lives working really hard paying all their dues, paying all their taxes, they are exactly the people who should be able to get that. now, what what also i have an issue with this. they say, oh, it doesn't affect the of all the nhs stuff . know when you pay to nhs stuff. know when you pay to jump nhs stuff. know when you pay to jump to the front of the queue. don't worry, you won't be affecting somebody on anything waiting list. i'm so sorry. does that work ? because a case that work? because that's a case of sorry , got to about of i'm sorry, got to talk about it in comedian terms. of i'm sorry, got to talk about it in comedian terms . venue it in comedian terms. venue booking, right you booked a show and then bump that show and you said, i'm going to stick somebody else in the venue . you somebody else in the venue. you you've been bumped open. mike well, thought i thought, oh, well, i thought i thought, oh, you're you're taking for the you're you're taking one for the team. paying for your own team. you're paying for your own surgery. so taking the money, you're putting in money wouldn't be you're be there. but i know you're right. there's only a doctor only has one of hands. also only has one pair of hands. also goes to what this country goes back to what this country does is when the chips does very well is when the chips are down. we always seem to

target those who need it the most. and that is really troubling. so like furlough. yeah, yeah . carry on regardless yeah, yeah. carry on regardless . well, comedians, we didn't get no furlough because it's about that comedian . go on strike. that comedian. go on strike. we're going to this section with the daily star on sunday and an upcoming invasion . sheila. okay, upcoming invasion. sheila. okay, so i'm going to go round about the daily star because i always find them quite fascinating. i pages. so we've got shy guys royal blush sin city we've got prince harry with a little mask over his his eyes to try and disguise him i think like i don't know maybe maybe i'm given a spoiler alert here but is prince harry voted on that joke haven't they recently over meghan's eyes and we saw somebody has i don't know . meghan's eyes and we saw somebody has i don't know. i took under the bus. what? took me under the bus. what? don't you christophe? someone else is on that show. what's a jailer? i think you just say, oh, stop . oh, this stall, this oh, stop. oh, this stall, this or, you know , thinking of repeat

or, you know, thinking of repeat the same stuff. this face it. so the same stuff. this face it. so the main story well the cool harry who must not be named they call himself. oh, that's hilarious. i hilarious. so funny. and i thought was i was joking thought that was i was joking when i got like i can't be when i got like it i can't be that's me so these days mouse mayhem so there's an invasion of the sex mad squeakers . spanish the sex mad squeakers. spanish mega mice are take over so this isn't this isn't dodgy realising neighbours so spanish mouse invasion is set to brexit they've been breeding of that mice breed and can i just say our producer sir he he gave me the story which is so true fighting for the rats. yeah. so did you know that rats they. they did experiment . they had they did experiment. they had the rats to observe a rat. so basically a voyeuristic rat was watching another rat who was being and petted and given treats. and when they got the treats. and when they got the treat someone stroked and petted the basically the observer rat was jumping up and down. but

juuan was jumping up and down. but julian really so it's like a really dodgy weird and rats dogging kind of scenario happening here but yeah so there the sex mad squeak only the daily stuff do these kind of stories well really that's less we've got to be thankful for someone doing them right and we good use of funds yeah but isn't that an interesting about these sex mask because although that kind of taking it from the idea i you they're not i mean you said they're not noisy don't i noisy neighbours i don't know i mean to net the mean i did live to net the spanish couple once and when they get going they do enjoy themselves . oh yes. and themselves. it's. oh yes. and now the idea that they could create mice. oh yeah we being very very up for it. well no . a very very up for it. well no. a chance that there are certain type of mouse that they keep breeding and they could be immune to certain poisons. and so therefore we, they just die full of sexy mice that's just doing it. not sexy mice, but you know what i mean? mice confident mice. let's go with that with no

love . oh okay. so that's the love. oh okay. so that's the front pages in the back. join us for part two where we will be talking presidential pants wetting , the tears of a prince wetting, the tears of a prince and. should white voices stay out of nature? documentaries see .

soon welcome back to headline us . i'm welcome back to headline us. i'm diane spencer next to me all my from other misters sigil like hershey and cressida wetter let's begin the sunday times and the us house speaker vote finally over cressida finally. kevin mccarthy us house speaker on 50 vote. that's insane , isn't on 50 vote. that's insane, isn't it? kevin mccarthy was finally elected speaker of the us house of representatives in

extraordinary scenes when republican rebels came round the longest standoff since . the longest standoff since. the civil war , the californian civil war, the californian congressman won the 58 vote of the full chamber after making a series of concessions to his party's ultraconservative faction and allegedly after donald trump to put the last minute pressure on them. did you see the footage? yeah, i did so well . so the footage is really well. so the footage is really interesting because you've got different clips. there's a guy who comes running down to sort of have a word and bear in mind, this is like exactly a year after, the january the sixth capitol riots and another do just tries to leap him from behind and like put his hand his mouth. yeah, but it's like i think i think my were which is very tired. they needed a sandwich and a break mean you think whole of the american think the whole of the american congress was hangry. yeah congress was just hangry. yeah yeah, i'll go with that . yeah. yeah, i'll go with that. yeah. four days of republican infighting culminated in chaotic . yeah. yeah, exactly. well saying that essentially. now, kevin mccarthy had to, like, give a lot away to get those

last few votes . i mean, you got last few votes. i mean, you got to admire his persevere . it's to admire his persevere. it's like if i was turned for down a position that i would had to be elected for like once i'd be fair enough. yeah, but but 50, 50 time. yeah but it's going to get interesting because he's in so in cahoots with with trump and he's a from the only thing he didn't support email was the capitol right that was the only thing and he's he's he's anti sex marriage you know he's against climate he's basically a climate change denier. he's100% supporting trump. and this , i supporting trump. and this, i think, is kind interesting because he's trump said he's going to be running again. and so where this marriage goes where nobody knows what we do know because he's not going to be as good the doom and gloom he as i be as good the doom and gloom he asi hope be as good the doom and gloom he as i hope one thing is clear after this i give up . yeah

after this i give up. yeah that's definitely perseverance . that's definitely perseverance. we believe you. let's turn to the sunday telegraph now . where the sunday telegraph now. where in iran, a national karate champion has his life fighting for the freedom of others . yeah, for the freedom of others. yeah, so, of course , we know about so, of course, we know about maha amani , the kurdish woman maha amani, the kurdish woman who was who died under very suspicious circumstances. 22 years old. so then that we had the fall out, which was the i was going to say riots , really. was going to say riots, really. it was a protest. and two men, mohamed morsi karami and another man. i must get his name , sayeed man. i must get his name, sayeed mohammed hassani , were accused mohammed hassani, were accused of killing a member of the basti militia who are linked to the islamic revolutionary guards corp. so it's very much the very people that would have stopped maha from because her job was in sitting there on the morality the saying they're not nice people . yeah and so these men

people. yeah and so these men and the problem is i cannot believe the 2020s in the 2020s that we have got these executions willy nilly without without due trial. and every human on the planet has a right to fair trial. and in iran, they don't like make up these charges. they don't have a fair trial. there's this poor man . he trial. there's this poor man. he couldn't even see his family for the last time. and he was hanged on saturday, i believe. was it started off. sorry, did you say we but it's not we know it's not it's not what i'm talking about we as humanity i'm not talking about we as british. i'm not just these things. so just saying these things. so there is there are some that are universal when it comes to human rights, that we rights, which is right, that we all to them. every nation all adhere to them. every nation because that's should be because that's they should be some like of some sort of like kind of practise that says there should be a global acceptance, whatever you get, because what human rights having trial rights are having a fair trial is one them. you know this is is one of them. you know this is what human rights what the human rights organisations they're obviously you they're this you know they're for this there's unfortunately a few if

you all kind like a brexiteer you all kind of like a brexiteer say we want make our own say well we want to make our own laws. we go other laws. we can't go into other countries make laws. countries until we make laws. however people from however we can stop people from committing human rights committing global human rights abuses , right? yeah. well, iran abuses, right? yeah. well, iran are denying that the confessions were extracted under . so that's were extracted under. so that's what doing . do you think do what he's doing. do you think do you think that now there's so much footage of this . i don't much footage of this. i don't know. you think there's a map know. do you think there's a map they've taken footage they've they've taken footage from from parts of violence and sort of and looked at the what's on the ground, see if they can actually create map to show where this is all happening. and we're seeing it. oh, yeah. yeah. this isn't previous. in previous times, you wouldn't been times, you wouldn't have been out this. this. there's out to see this. this. there's no no, no. no denying that. it's no, no. and i does that mean the and i wonder, does that mean the revolution . i think the revolution is. i think the revolution is. i think the revolution already started last year with women fighting back and always a women and i and it's always a women isn't it. it started but there been brave men as well also doing same thing. but can only keep highlighting it if we're to use social media, let's use it for good i guess i think that's a wonderful idea. right on now

to the independent and we're used to our own politicians leaking stuff but not quite like this cressida this is extraordinary journalists detail over video appearing to appearing it is footage video showing south sudan president wetting himself. so six journalists have been accused of how this footage was released. again, have you seen the footage? very awkward. i don't know . planning to bring you've know. planning to bring you've been framed is just horrendous . been framed is just horrendous. it's comedy, music, the footage . well, you can google it. oh, we don't. we definitely find it repeated in the morning . good repeated in the morning. good morning, everybody . right. so, morning, everybody. right. so, i mean, it's not very dignified. poor old guy . there's even poor old guy. there's even comedy music playing in the background . so journalists background. so journalists employed by state operated south sudan broadcast corporation have have been detained and have been detained for longer than they

should have been. so that's kind of the wider picture here. press freedoms , big issue. there freedoms, big issue. there hasn't been an election since 2011. and so there's been a lot of unrest. they're going to have one in 2024. i don't know whether this footage is going to help president care . there's help president care. there's also rumours circulating that unwell. he's 71. so you know it's making him look well he looks ridiculous . yes. i mean 71 looks ridiculous. yes. i mean 71 is quite young in terms of like , you know, world leaders, isn't it. well compared to parts of this , i got to say, i mean, this, i got to say, i mean, obviously, a man is entitled to have his dignity. however i read that he he given a stetson hat in america when he went to the white house by george w bush. and since then he put loads. so i was just thinking, why didn't he just take his off and kind of put it in the dump area? because could have saved his dignity. watch the footage. yeah, that will be . but also that was just will be. but also that was just a tongue in cheek thing. there but it is the job of a journalist to kind of report the

truth and facts and also to if it has been, as you say, since 2011, then it's obviously they want they want to try to change regime, if you like. and so they are trying to sort of like, you know, just kind of to put them away prison that's like affecting free, you know, free. like obviously journalists must a right to be able to write . but a right to be able to write. but again, this is we're talking about south sudan we're not talking about britain so let's move on now to the sunday times and let's talk about the wrong kind of bullet points that you might get on a blackboard. oh yes, of course. so this is this is in america in the sunday times six year old shoots teacher after around genius school classroom . a six year old school classroom. a six year old pupil . i'm school classroom. a six year old pupil. i'm going to repeat it six six year old six year old people shoots a teacher after a while in virginia classroom. this is horrific. so a child basically had a handgun shot his teacher during an argument in

class leaving with life threatening injuries. now this questions here how did a six year old get a hold of a gun to gun control? have to? how does a six year old get so angry that he thinks it's okay to shoot your teacher. right. i'm shocked because i've been mother of a six year old child and i know it's six. they really adorable and cute. what this shows was need to ask yourself at six years old what is going in that kid's home. he thinks that's like what are you being exposed to things i guess the gun laws are terrible and. it's appalling. also did the appalling. how also did the school let this child come through with a gun. how is that not a very you know, those little pill bags they let you say let like they have metal detectors outside , some detectors outside, some sometimes schools. but this one didn't and this one didn't, but i mean, i admit, like in a country where an adult can go and buy as many guns as they want and they can just leave

them scattered around house and use them as paperweights. yes that's going to present a problem a six year problem if you've got a six year old and maybe they just old child and maybe they just leave lying around when leave guns lying around when they argument, they have an argument, they shake each i shake guns at each other. i don't know. but this is very typical. would say a place typical. i would say a place where prolific and not where guns are prolific and not everybody has to them everybody has to keep them locked up, even though say locked up, even though they say they because they think they do because they think fitbits like people fibbing on there. think the parents there. and i think the parents have a escape. i mean, have had a lucky escape. i mean, this i think we're going see this i think we're going to see the being dragged the parents being dragged through suit . right. so through the new suit. right. so they really got access to they should really got access to a have child a gun. they could have the child could himself . mean, could have shot himself. mean, obviously, that obviously, it's horrendous that the so fantastic that the teacher's so fantastic that she's still alive. hope she she's still alive. i hope she recovers . i mean, it's just like recovers. i mean, it's just like us. it's like episode south us. it's like episode of south park. unbelievable. park. it's unbelievable. i thought misprint, you thought it was a misprint, you know, maybe they 16, right? know, six maybe they 16, right? yeah. that maybe it was a yeah. but that maybe it was a teacher. hormones six. yeah, well, you almost wonder if it's a mistake, but it sounds like i. why you should go into school to. help a year old. and to. to help a six year old. and it's six year old. well of it's like six year old. well of course, as said, it's not course, as you said, it's not happening. happening

happening. it's happening elsewhere. don't have to elsewhere. so we don't have to worry it's not worry about it. mean it's not what so to the sunday what i said. so to the sunday telegraph now where that's blunt's and posh thatcherite is to do sir david attenborough out of a cressida if you will of a job cressida if you will put what narrated on nature programmes could stop ethnic minorities is from watching . so minorities is from watching. so a 2022 report funded by the environment agency found that this may make the sector feel inaccessible to people of colour nature documentaries presented by white male voices . one white by white male voices. one white male voice . mr. attenborough now male voice. mr. attenborough now multiple ones. okay. i don't know. nature presented by white male voices voices. this is know. nature presented by white male voices voices . this is a male voices voices. this is a bit confusing because at the beginning it sounds like they're saying might stop. people watch the documentaries but later on it talks about about people working in the profession . so working in the profession. so maybe the same thing, you know, but researchers was uncovered by conservative midway way forward a thatcherite pressure group which that natural england and

the environment so they've got a combined annual budget of 1.3 billion and everyone's at this thing is a waste of money it doesn't say how much they spent on this. don't you think the like when you're listening to nature documentary are you really concerned. no the skin colour of the person talking. i'm even thinking about the skin colour. i'm talking about the penguin. i don't know about you. what do you. what do you. i'm focusing on the creatures in front but also can i just front of me. but also can i just say you are listening on say if you are listening on radio right am not white. radio right now i am not white. and yet sound very british, don't so i don't think you don't i? so i don't think you know , you cannot tell what. know, you cannot tell what. well, what actually in itself is quite racist because you're assuming it's when i get cast as my own age, my playing age engushis my own age, my playing age english is not my first language. and i. can you do an indian accent, please? and it's like, why has my character ? and like, why has my character? and i think, like i like, why has my character? and ithink, like i said, like, why has my character? and i think, like i said, english is not what that why she got an engush not what that why she got an english accent and so you know it's that kind of and also this

million pounds they just going to burn it on nonsense nonsense richard attenborough earned richard attenborough he's earned it it was. it earned it he's done it was. yeah well that is it for this section coming up. we've got fans tastic uses of public money. the amazing of great inflation and a whole lot of sarcasm for you into .

welcome back to headliners let's get straight to it with the sunday telegraph and with crime rates soaring , what our citizens rates soaring, what our citizens really need are carrying rainbow coloured right? so jailer. really need are carrying rainbow coloured right? so jailer . oh coloured right? so jailer. oh like i'm going need my readers for this because i just can't. i actually read nonsense. i am absolutely fuming . firstly, can

absolutely fuming. firstly, can i say i thought we had real acceptance and inclusivity in. the uk that we accept our lgbtq eye plus extra, extra, extra. right but the police uk police forces have spent 66,000 on lgbt rainbow calls shoelaces , laces rainbow calls shoelaces, laces and flags . so they're obviously and flags. so they're obviously fixed this. so look the end and the shoe laces were made in obviously some sweatshop . look obviously some sweatshop. look at that because we've got the policy books right when you always burgled that's what you get. so that pulls up . be more get. so that pulls up. be more scared of that . like thinking scared of that. like thinking they're going to crush my place and not realise it's the police. the police to look like the police. i drugs test them. police. i doing drugs test them. i think they also might do report a burglary or buy an ice cream. what? i like this way, too. yeah, exactly. and this is so much money so in terms of areas of how much money they spend. right. so the highest

spender on this on this merchant is i'm not a fan of merchandise unless it's stuff for. my show and this is all item shows i do not care for merchandise that may be going to get organised asians the highest spender was south wales police, south of south wales police, which let south of south wales police, which le t £24,000 of rainbow which let £24,000 of rainbow flags buy your face paints , flags buy your face paints, t—shirts, pens , sports t—shirts, badges, pens, sports helmets , books. all lgbtq+ helmets, books. all lgbtq+ sport. what does a silk spoon in a fork ? oh, my god . second a fork? oh, my god. second highest spenders were kent police, which drew highest spenders were kent police, which dre w £48,000 on police, which drew £48,000 on paper stickers, coffee. what is that like? because it might be offensive to skinny pencils like so they have to have the curvy ones like i'm make up the curvy quieter today. right so what the hell a third lancashire police purchase hell a third lancashire police purchas e £1,500 worth of rainbow purchase £1,500 worth of rainbow lip balm flags. i'll go with a lip balm flags. i'll go with a lip balm flags. i'll go with a lip balm i always think lip balm goes costs or you put in your swimming. yeah. wiltshire i got mine here. my vaseline just case

you my lips. i a wiltshire you keep my lips. i a wiltshire police forked out 538 on lanyards and rainbow fuzzy pugs amazing no crimes being sold no no lowest lowest record of crimes being sold as crime, right? yes. it so we're going to move on and our article is in the mail on sunday. it's great. it's really, really it's so great. tell us about incredible marvellous ad idea across the day. well who broke the rules with the headline ? well, school with the headline? well, school bans teacher from using sarcasm in the classroom skegness academy lincolnshire stop the use of irony to convey content as part of a guide to support staff . i'm not sure about that. staff. i'm not sure about that. i mean, i was told once passive aggressive is better than aggressive is better than aggressive aggressive. so if you've got a teacher that wants to be british right right? passive aggressive is the way we hold teachers haven't got anything else. okay, so i have a

that's a very good point . yeah, that's a very good point. yeah, i don't know how they do it, but this phrase banned is being the idea is that teachers are being told not to be towards children . you know, and there's some argument that i remember argument that and i remember having sarcastic that having horrible sarcastic that doesn't you learn anything doesn't make you learn anything you know and they're saying for kids special educational kids with special educational needs would that needs but, you would hope that a good teacher would be to good teacher would be able to judge appropriate to judge when it was appropriate to be or not. and what's be sarcastic or not. and what's really funny is the teachers have come back. sorry, the parents back and they parents have come back and they don't because don't like this idea because apparently their apparently some of their favourite the favourite teachers are the sarcastic i'm also a sarcastic ones. yeah, i'm also a mine well intentioned, but you said personality. she was she was saying that she had some sarcasm when you were at school. yeah. do do we to go back and revisit that hashtag, know, revisit that hashtag, you know, sarcasm. it's it's sarcasm. me too. it's it's movement i'm a victim movement obviously i'm a victim of i don't know. it makes me think of play mr. think of greg davies play mr. gilbert the in between this i gilbert in the in between this i mean he's he's a tragic character it he's not character isn't it he's not having a nice time. no i feel sorry the teachers on let

sorry for the teachers on let them love saka's . so back to the them love saka's. so back to the observer now and the census has told us that birds of a feather do tend to flock together . this do tend to flock together. this is about where people live . is about where people live. okay, so why is rochford english the straightest place ? brighton the straightest place? brighton it's gay as capital. so the census, recent census , as we census, recent census, as we know, suggested that people in essex district were six times less likely to be gay than in those in east sussex city , those in east sussex city, brighton and hove, actually, because you say actually afterwards, apparently brighton people hope actually for people and hope actually for decades england's unofficial culture capital can now actually officially own the crown. but didn't we already this like brighton it's so gay that's why that's what it's the chemical, you know. it's where everyone goes. and if you're green and if you like wearing rainbows, well most of the police force probably go down there. well, i don't know, i don't. don't know, but it's i don't. that's a surprise. what a surprise is that where surprise is that move where you've enjoyed such a new feel here. yeah you feel at home where you live. i live in

london. i'm originally from the west sort rural, west country, sort of rural, small town. didn't like i like small town. i didn't like i like it here there's stuff going on. it suits me in ways other it suits me in a ways other people the peace and quiet people like the peace and quiet don't like me. i live in surrey. yeah, i like peace and quiet. you yeah. yeah, you were london? yeah. yeah, well, on trading estate well, i live on trading estate because say. i love because what could i say. i love a sausage, but i'll it. but you don't london imagining what you are. yeah yeah. a bit of are. oh yeah yeah. i'm a bit of are. oh yeah yeah. i'm a bit of a mongrel was in a mongrel. i was born in worcester. i sort of grew up around the but think around the place. but i think the point of this is that it's that, oh, some people are saying it's for them be because it's okay for them to be because you be out and proud of it you can be out and proud of it andifs you can be out and proud of it and it's more that people will flock to brighton if they are gay - flock to brighton if they are gay . and so that's why the gay. and so that's why the statistics are very different there. whereas in somewhere like . rochford was rochford . rochford was it? rochford yeah, but i thought it was quite interesting . this article they interesting. this article they interviewed parlour and interviewed a tattoo parlour and somebody does microblading somebody who does microblading on and i okay, on eyebrows and i thought, okay, that's a start these you need, you to anybody else, maybe you want to anybody else, maybe an accountant or , an estate an accountant or, an estate agent. but i also i found interesting that not

interesting was that i'm not sure they're that a lot of people in people didn't answer the in terms what sexuality terms of what their sexuality was because were avoiding was because they were avoiding because they didn't feel comfortable. so the numbers actually might higher, but actually might be higher, but just don't feel sort of more comfortable opening up about that. interesting that. so that was interesting and well in that and less trans as well in that region. you then region. well, so you see, then it goes back the argument that some people would say of a rainbow coloured police car because say that because then they say that people a comfortable people might have a comfortable and just to be and just people to be comfortable. yeah so it's interesting things sort interesting how things will sort of at faces like of look at it as faces like questions like so is it difficult then? there's a mention later on in here that you still get gay bashing in brighton, is like some. brighton, which is like some. yeah implying that it's a target because because bigots know that it's there. i don't . but this it's there. i don't. but this makes me angry because i thought we got beyond that , you know, we got beyond that, you know, doing nothing and we shouldn't even. doing nothing and we shouldn't even . that's why i was thinking even. that's why i was thinking that the whole the rainbow, it is a place like gay people can feel more connected to. but at the same time , we've gone over the same time, we've gone over the same time, we've gone over the we need that much

the top. we don't need that much and don't need to spend so and we don't need to spend so much money. and it's cost living crisis. to be put crisis. we just need to be put more and nicer to each more tolerant and nicer to each other. surely and the voice of reason from susheela on to the sun and to in a bit decades ago, when at university, we had when i was at university, we had inflatable sofas , but not inflatable sofas, but not inflatable sofas, but not inflatable great cressida. what's going on? i remember those i remember the university's report rise in drop outs after inflated condom pandemic a—level grades so surprised teachers were giving out estimated grades rather than real i don't wanna say real but you know they were giving the kids grades because they weren't coming in for exams while you couldn't do online exams i don't know. so all these kids you could cheat. yeah could put . oh could cheat. yeah could put. oh yeah. yeah. good. very good point . so. so the yeah. yeah. good. very good point. so. so the problem is now that people have gone to university possibly got into courses, they shouldn't have got into and dropped out . having into and dropped out. having said course, as a cost said that, of course, as a cost of there's lots of

of crisis, there's lots of reasons they might have reasons why they might have dropped could point dropped out. could be the point market. people are market. you know, people are university is expensive isn't and nowadays people aren't necessarily . i and nowadays people aren't necessarily. i did and nowadays people aren't necessarily . i did philosophy necessarily. i did philosophy there's no financial had a lovely time . yeah it was lovely time. yeah it was a mental health with the young obviously the lockdown has been completely out the window. oh, they're just sick kids and they've just got to leave the can't do it. well, i mean, i you see my two stepdaughters, they were doing their a—levels through the pandemic and it was deeply unfair because obviously they experience of not they had that experience of not being able to attend lectures they do exams and it's they to do these exams and it's kind of unfair on those kids to say that their grades are inflate it because you think well not, all of them are going to be inflated. some kids got the right grade. you know and it kind of like dampens all of them. but some university. them. but but some university. yes, some are going to stay at university. yeah, exactly . now university. yeah, exactly. now they're university . something they're at university. something that step daughter said to me

that my step daughter said to me is that they hate online learning. they love the fact that they can go into the classroom, they can with classroom, they can be with lecturer, they can do all of that. so i know that that that. so i don't know that that generation been through generation have been through something that none of us can really understand. so i think support for them is quite important, really . support for them is quite important, really. but support for them is quite important, really . but they important, really. but they haven't done the contrast between . kids leaving, dropping between. kids leaving, dropping out. yeah. compared to before . out. yeah. compared to before. it may be because i just remember there were numbers of like mental health issues like where were dropping out where kids were dropping out then. just be the same, then. so may just be the same, but kind blaming it on but we're kind of blaming it on inflation stuff and maybe inflation and stuff and maybe that's know, there's less of them clinic that might be them in the clinic that might be upside together. how why would you know the two the sunday times next you've heard of hate well hate speech is spreading a toxic through schools city. okay so how teachers are re—educate boys brainwashed by tate now if you don't know who under tate is

and i really didn't and it was my young niece is and 11 who told me oh carla they said that's what they called me. aunfie that's what they called me. auntie you don't know. he is a terrible, misogynistic man and we like . we've got to stop we don't like. we've got to stop him. he in right and you know you can really see . but why you can really see. but why gretta thunberg told him to write to her at get a life is his tinder. he's a big machete in his don't really need to know anything about man putting sheets and a machete with sunglasses. yes, yeah . i mean, sunglasses. yes, yeah. i mean, he couldn't try harder . it's he couldn't try harder. it's some well he's , an influencer some well he's, an influencer and the problem is he has been implementing a lot of teenagers . yeah. so what teachers are now having to do in schools are they confronting his mrs. misfortune mistake manifesto in the iteration everybody did say engush iteration everybody did say english wasn't my first language. well you know to be spoke lessons and i think normally i would say don't let the state kind intervene but it is so vile. and he has really influenced young boys into

thinking really vile things like, you know , women out there like, you know, women out there for sex are there to be in the kitchen . i can't even, you know kitchen. i can't even, you know , it's this toxic masculinity he's promoting what's quite is that he started this thing called this university, which essentially was a pyramid scheme where he was you spread andrew tate's content and what he does is that he sort of goes with the whole, hey, you can make a big living, you can be the big dog. and he goes in with that. yeah, these people just go, yeah, yeah, i can be the big i can like. and lots of done anything. but then he slips in the misogyny . well, this is the misogyny. well, this is the thing. i am. yeah i mean, let's see what happens because he's currently in prison in romania, let's find out if he is a human sex or not. we don't know that yet. but i've listening to yet. but i've been listening to some long form some of his long form interviews. i'm really interested in this because i met him very interested him personally, very interested in and male stuff. in all this and male stuff. i don't think it's good. i think if boys are dropping out of

education and all that stuff what you don't want is some hero to to cause to appear. that's to cause trouble. i've been listening to appear. that's to cause trosome i've been listening to appear. that's to cause trosome a i've been listening to appear. that's to cause trosome a lot e been listening to appear. that's to cause trosome a lot of)een listening to appear. that's to cause trosome a lot of what istening to appear. that's to cause trosome a lot of what he'sing to appear. that's to cause trosome a lot of what he's got. to some a lot of what he's got. so i listen to an hour and a half of him on piers morgan i so listen to a fascinating refinement i've got refinement of i've really got a sense guy it's like it's sense of the guy it's like it's like going into a restaurant and having a really fancy meal but there's because a lot of there's a in it because a lot of what he says is really interesting. it's about commitment all commitment and training and all that thing. but he that sort of thing. but he contradicts will say contradicts himself he will say one you should one minute that you should commit and in a committed relationship is brilliant and you should really do it and the next he'll say the women all and that they're all sleeping and you can you go yeah yes he does because he says you can get a practise girl and you just do. yeah it's funny but it's than that the stuff that he says i wish had an actual quote right. yeah. because you are quite struggling it, struggling to it. i heard it, i wonder whether it's openly apparent. the thing is what the what the scary thing is that he is he is quite captivating . is he is quite captivating. listen to from someone like

yourself and myself, you know we don't agree. i'm what we agree on the same page of that but he was interesting to listen it's like most unlike want to scream am like what the hell and then this other time i took a young 14 year old boy and this is what's happened he's captivated and someone's described it as version of radicalisation and that's what extremists that's exactly what extremists do this no different . do. and this is no different. they've bought into this this magnetic man and thinking that this lifestyle is like, oh, well, i want to go to school. people and kids are dropping out of school, as you say. and the website is very child. i mean that not pictures i looked at the website and the i mean it's comic it's aimed at young young and is i really feel and the problem is i really feel for the teachers who are trying to combat this because i remember at school, i to remember being at school, i to school there was a boy who wasn't name him. did wasn't i won't name him. he did a scare on the school. a bomb scare on the school. there lot kids like there was lot of kids like naughty things. yeah they do. and i don't know, as you might, this might, like, backfire, because obviously, if you burn

or try and stop something or if you try and stop something kids, they will go more towards it. the more difficult the ground. so that's it for ground. okay so that's it for part three coming up, the world's smartest dog nottinghamshire's stupidest drivers and the uk's sexiest accent sorry in advance. birmingham see you .

soon welcome back to final part of headliners. and let's kick off with the sunday times and. in an unusual move a celebrity cook is suggesting we fight food, poverty using hammers and knives . cressida is brilliant celebrity . cook jacqueline rowe celebrity. cook jacqueline rowe gets fried. i thought it should say fired after recipe book is branded danger. so jacqueline tells readers of the thrifty kitchen , which is on sale for kitchen, which is on sale for 1999. they cannot afford a tin openen 1999. they cannot afford a tin opener, but they can afford book

to use a small sharp knife that you're not particularly attached to a hammer or mallet, a of vigour and patience and a very steady. so what is the. oh, you know, i've heard it all. now this is this jack monroe is basically an underage thieving. want to be bear grylls of suburbia? that's what . i say suburbia? that's what. i say it's the fish . i just. i'm just it's the fish. i just. i'm just being passive aggressive here . being passive aggressive here. so i think their ideas are amazing . totally amazing . all amazing. totally amazing. all the way through food banks . and the way through food banks. and the way through food banks. and the food banks said, no, we cannot. the food banks said, no, we cannot . is the food banks said, no, we cannot. is can i just say using the knife and hammer? oh, i know people maybe could look at the next neighbour's house and say, can i your can opener and a bowl sugar and some milk and some tea bags to make the tea and everything else because that's what we would do. i'm sure. that that's a bit more sensible than cutting hands up. i'll try to use those kind conditioner use those kind of conditioner the do when you the ones that you do when you take a camping. how the

take a camping. god, how the hell this not safe at hell are you? this not safe at all? no, no. ask somebody to attack a tin of beans. a hammer and is quite insane. and and a knife is quite insane. and like cressida thrifty like you said, cressida thrifty kitchen on sale . for 1999, 99, kitchen on sale. for 1999, 99, ten from soup while chopping and if you buy a corpse, you are spending 1999. but food it's getting a free copy except they're not now because i found it . let's go to the daily star it. let's go to the daily star now . if you are it. let's go to the daily star now. if you are single it. let's go to the daily star now . if you are single needed to now. if you are single needed to write what you were looking for , would you put tall, dark , , would you put tall, dark, handsome and with a9q ian accent if you know it's one that i've thought of as a sexy one but uk sexiest accents is revealed by study and it is number one is mancunian accent . you know, i'm mancunian accent. you know, i'm the manager taking knickers off. i don't how that's not that doesn't that doesn't sound sexy to me but apparently it is second is irish and i'm disappointed because i think the irish accent is sexy for which irish accent is sexy for which irish but not northern ireland .

irish but not northern ireland. like there's a bomb under your car, a bomb not. but you know, the other . all right. so the the other. all right. so the softer irish and then third is scouser. okay liverpool not not from liverpool and london. fourth, wales fifth and worldwide though it's italian french. and i kind of have to go with that because we were talking about earlier the italian you know, the hand movements and the french, they are sweet and they are so are so sweet and they are so sexy. and i'm just like, oh, my sweetness is just going to i don't think it's something you can change about somebody. i mean, you can buy them a new jumper. you can't. could you jumper. you can't. so could you do a vote? maybe you can ask that. i wonder if it's going to lead vocal catfishing. oh, is lead to vocal catfishing. oh, is that cos that's. you that possible cos that's. you just invented something. say all it. yeah. and you take a start doing an italian accent and get more women but you can't read about you . i am, i'm worried about you. i am, i'm worried about you. i am, i'm worried about you. i am, i'm worried about you. have you as kevin got about you. have you as kevin got a accent. my husband. yeah no, but you know, it's just gorgeous . it. okay, so you would. you

wouldn't. it's so basic your heart wants what you want. and i was, you know, there was a brummie once and just i thought i'd love him, but then it's like , 0h, i'd love him, but then it's like , oh, really, really to go love yo. oh all about money. go oh, i still love him. okay, so the observer, i'm cressida we judge a book thief by cover story. nice one pleads guilty to stealing more than a manuscripts this is crazy and italian man you'd like that has admitted stealing more than a thousand he's a stolen a thousand books but way he's done is he already work for a publisher company so he's in publishing and he's impersonated other agents presumably bigger ones and publishers email to obtain novels and other from writers and their representatives. so he's created more than 160 fraudulent domains and then approached people famous writers and got them he's kind of tficked and got them he's kind of tricked them of their books . the tricked them of their books. the strangest thing is his motives

never being clear yet, but he's just got a script fetish right . just got a script fetish right. he hasn't done anything . there's he hasn't done anything. there's no money going up. but this is a local sculpture fetish and i get that, that's okay. however, this this crime he could get up to 20 years for this that carries a maximum of 20 years, which made me so angry because do you know that someone who grooms a child on can get ten? how on the internet can get ten? how how the law so screwed up that someone who's of a fetish someone who's a bit of a fetish about collecting scripts that they're money they're they're not making money they're not 20 not trying to plagiarise 20 years and even rape gets less maybe . they need someone to sort maybe. they need someone to sort out the prison library art and i'm sorry that's the most optimistic i come on that's the most optimistic and we're going to go to the sunday telegraph now, the world's smartest dog has been revealed . now, has been revealed. now, presumably, this was a pretty rigorous process. lots of oral . rigorous process. lots of oral. i see what you did the so

basically a thousand dog entered that. yeah and a thousand dogs from 13 different breeds on the competence and in cognitive and behavioural tasks. so like in this world but more for competence and, not for the look there's a bit. competence and, not for the look there's a bit . yes, yeah, yes. there's a bit. yes, yeah, yes. and costumes but so swimwear. yeah to go to colony is often thought as the world's most martin chalk. i didn't know that because apparently they they they they good sheep. yeah and herding them and they go to crowds . yeah, but now they found crowds. yeah, but now they found that the belgian alone is maybe the most intelligent canine who which actually looks very much like a border collie. i don't tell the difference between cars and dogs. maybe yeah, they do look similar. a most breeds. they did they did. was it a swot analysis on these dogs so like a strengths weaknesses opportunities and threats yes dog that's the world's smartest and the cutest dog actually i'll have to say that is a gorgeous

little scarf. it had a little mortarboard, a medal. so the most breeds of their instruments are weaknesses, they say, and the labrador retriever. very good reading, human gestures, but not good at spatial problem solving ability. so they can tell that you're smiling, but they can't park the car. yeah yeah. very, very, very sharp paint. caulking that was the shetland sheepdog scored quite high, high evenly in almost all tests , but very low scores and tests, but very low scores and a neither that had very large forget the belgian shepherd let's go for the ice because i'm going to beat it and i'm trying to show people a all dog person. i'm a two. i lost mine in may and he was you'd dogs. of course. i'm sorry. so he was a big, thick, second hand american bulldog. oh he's the guy who. but i love him because he was. did he look a bit like you because then they say the dogs that have there be. no i'm sorry i've. well we've got to have to just stop there but thank you to my wonderful guests tomorrow night dolan is the seat night mark dolan is the hot seat with howie eddie with josh howie and eddie brinson . but until then , take

brinson. but until then, take care of yourselves and we'll see .

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