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very good evening to you with gb news in a moment headliners. but first, let's bring you up to date with the latest headlines. and the health secretary has set out a of emergency measures today to help ease pressures the nhs winter . steve barclay nhs this winter. steve barclay the health secretary , admitted the health secretary, admitted conditions in a&e had not been acceptable in the last few , acceptable in the last few, blaming the worst season for a decade. blaming the worst season for a decade . high levels of covid and decade. high levels of covid and patient discharges from hospital. in response , hospital. in response, government to spend hospital. in response, government to spen d £200 million government to spend £200 million buying thousands of beds in care homes so patients leave hospital sooner. homes so patients leave hospital sooner . meanwhile, health unions
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sooner. meanwhile, health unions say talks with the government about pay have done nothing . about pay have done nothing. persuade them to call off action this month. royal college of nursing described the meeting with the health secretary as bitterly disappointing and an insult. nurses in england are planning industrial action on the 18th and 19th of this month and ambulance staff in england and ambulance staff in england and wales will walk out on the 11th and the 23rd . as you've 11th and the 23rd. as you've been hearing all day to day gb news prince harry has made claims against the royal family in a series of interviews promote his memoir, spare , which promote his memoir, spare, which will be out on bookshelves tomorrow . in will be out on bookshelves tomorrow. in an interview will be out on bookshelves tomorrow . in an interview with tomorrow. in an interview with itv's bradby, he accused his family of into bed with the devil to their image and insists his family's been briefing the for well over a decade with stories about him , his wife. stories about him, his wife. prince harry says is open to reconciliation with his father and his brother , but claims no and his brother, but claims no olive branch has materialised. well, they've shown absolutely
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no willingness to reconcile open to this point and. i'm not sure how honesty is burning. bridges, you you know, silence only allows abuser to abuse . right. allows abuser to abuse. right. so i don't know how staying silent is ever going to make things better. that's genuinely what i believe . in other news, what i believe. in other news, the foreign office says , it's the foreign office says, it's supporting the families of two british men who've gone missing in eastern ukraine. ukrainian police say andrew bagshaw and christopher parry, aged 28 and 48, a voluntary workers . it's 48, a voluntary workers. it's understood they left the city of crime at all for this town of souder crime at all for this town of solider on friday morning and then were reported missing on saturday evening. the region's currently under intense fighting between kyiv and moscow's forces . an between kyiv and moscow's forces. an has announced his retirement from the club and from international football at the
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age of 33. bale is , the age of 33. bale is, the country's most capped player with , iii appearances over 17 with, 111 appearances over 17 seasons. he said he feels incredibly fortunate to have realised his of playing the sport he loves and history has been made tonight as the virgin orbit plane carrying the first rocket to launch into space from . uk soil has taken off from cornwall. the is called start me up an hour into the flight repurposed jumbo jet will released a rocket over the atlantic which will take nine satellites into orbit above us. hundreds of people gathered in newquay airport tonight to . newquay airport tonight to. watch the take off and thousands more were watching the live stream , which happened about an stream, which happened about an hour ago . you're up to date . tv, hour ago. you're up to date. tv, onune hour ago. you're up to date. tv, online and dab+ radio with gb news. where now it's time for headliners .
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headliners. hello and welcome to headliners. hello and welcome to headliners i'm andrew doyle. i'm joined tonight by two top comedians, leo the purple, prince cass , nick, the big dog, prince cass, nick, the big dog, dixon , the show why comedians dixon, the show why comedians never give up something because they were know that some people said i'm not a comedian . yeah said i'm not a comedian. yeah funnier daniel sloss at funnier than daniel sloss at least my mum my mum doesn't write my jokes for me. daniel slug to keep the camera on. nick i don't care what i'm going to shoot for another time because we have got news to get on my and no one else knows who the hell you're talking. let's be honest about it. we're going to take a look. the front covers of tuesday's papers. i'm going to start the daily now, start with the daily mail. now, harry admits way back. harry admits there's way back. we're to be obviously we're going to be obviously discussing guardian. discussing the guardian. has nhs strikes ahead as unions strikes to go ahead as unions blamed for failure of blamed minister for failure of talks times has talks. the financial times has a breakthrough in talks with brussels over ireland trade impasse . the daily express runs impasse. the daily express runs with harry's cruel attack on
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camilla red line metro britain has had enough duke's popularity plummets and the front page of the star. it's a space deeper jim, but not as we know. earth is apparently facing a solar blast as powerful as a billion nukes and those front pages . nukes and those front pages. okay, we're going to kick things off the front page of the metro. leo, what are they running.7 so they've got the prince harry story. britain has had because they've measured his popularity and apparently it's an all time low . so harry and apparently it's an all time low. so harry used to be a pretty popular member of the royal family back in day when he was still dressing up as a and shooting taliban. but now that he's just he's just dressing up as a californian and bragging about the taliban . he's about shooting the taliban. he's not popular. two thirds not as popular. two thirds of britons of a negative view of harry and more people. and also they're tuning in to watch his
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interview. so more watched the happy which i think is a tale it'll be a spinoff will people watch then watch this interview . what's happened in america is .what's happened in america is he is he still popular in america is my understanding was that the americans quite like them. but maybe that's wrong yeah. i he but yeah. i mean i think he but i think he's he's got a of incidental popularity in america doesn't in britain we doesn't have this in britain we are more into the are we're much more into the royal family our royal royal family because our royal family america family whereas in america was like, a prince. like, oh, here's a prince. i wonder if got a dragon. and wonder if he's got a dragon. and then then he spoke about camilla and yet they fired shots, fired . he's a one trick pony. and he's played that trick. and where's he going go next? where's he going to go next? okay. nick, all of this, okay. so nick, all of this, remind bit of remind us a little bit of unappealing is it's worked for me. no people don't like it? but as for leo saying where is going to go next, i think the only way i can get out of this is a tell all book about being brainwashed by meghan and it's going to be all exactly the same content is said to saying about meghan said to be saying about meghan said to be saying about meghan said realise the victim said i realise i was the victim of abuse, but it would mean
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meghan's we just saw meghan's by the way, we just saw the clip before that was the the clip before that he was the he's abused although he's been abused although i think too will be called think it too will be called abused in a mansion. can you really be when own really be abused when you own a that's you can police does that's what you can police does happen doesn't taken happen doesn't it. i've taken that back actually. i mean, you can't tell someone he's man. can't tell someone he's a man. immense privilege. so when immense privilege. and so when you someone that you see someone who is that wealthy that wealthy with that much privilege? of complaining and privilege? so of complaining and being just being the victim, it's just not appealing. think of appealing. i think cost of living crisis, right? yeah, it's disgusting. i'm amazed, though, that i mean, who that it's not lower. i mean, who still likes was amazed still likes him? i was amazed that likes him. yes. he's that anyone likes him. yes. he's he's it could he's got low ratings. it could be lower. and thing be even lower. and the thing i thought that he did that was good quickly was, he good just quickly was, he defended susan hussey. defended lazy lady susan hussey. i that coming. that i didn't see that coming. that was i mean, worst person, you know, a good point. know, just made a good point. yeah i think what i can yeah but i think what i can remember you were going to contradict me when i said something rating how something its rating about how negative it is. oh yeah. i think he's become the sort of this partisan so people, you partisan issue. so people, you know, so know, people are so tribal, so in the will see jeremy in the left will see jeremy clarkson people are not hating on out of this on harry and just out of this pure tribal instinct, the like
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harry meghan they harry but it's more meghan they like some of sort like isn't even some of the sort of woke side like harry that much they like meghan because they've she's a they've decided she's like a totemic figure like of totemic figure and like 80% of brexiteers is hate meghan or something 80% of conservative and votes a negative and leave votes have a negative meghan she's kind woke meghan so she's the kind of woke acid test harry i think they acid test but harry i think they would they would get rid would i think they would get rid of in a heartbeat. yeah. of harry in a heartbeat. yeah. and we're to stick with and we're going to stick with this moving this because we're moving on from daily express. from cover of the daily express. and course, they're running and of course, they're running with a similar yeah. with a similar story. yeah. let's do more. harry. we haven't had harry, this we must had enough. harry, this we must do harry's cruel on do harry's cruel attack on coming red line. coming across his red line. so, harry kinds bonkers harry said all kinds of bonkers things about me. i say bonkers because wife because this is your dad's wife and king he said things and he's the king he said things like camilla is dangerous and the villain and you talked about how these relations the how has these relations with the press trade press and they of trade information. there's a willingness on sides to willingness on both sides to trade and he said willingness on both sides to trade was and he said willingness on both sides to trade was going and he said willingness on both sides to trade was going to nd he said willingness on both sides to trade was going to be he said willingness on both sides to trade was going to be people or there was going to be people or bodies in the street bodies left in the street because i think because of that. i don't think that adds his 25 kills. that adds to his 25 kills. i think that's probably a metaphor my yeah i just think my guess. but yeah i just think it's madness described like this he said that he was sacrificed on personal altar. of
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on a personal pr altar. of course, a member of world course, being a member of world brigade, says, i have brigade, he says, i have compassion all of compassion for i love all of them. he also says she's them. but he also says she's done she to done everything she can to improve reputation for improve her own reputation for her sakes, as passive her own sakes, as passive aggressive, kind of a you love someone, call them a villain with or something someone, call them a villain wi'say or something someone, call them a villain wi'say i or something someone, call them a villain wi'say i darth or something someone, call them a villain wi'say i darth vader, ething someone, call them a villain wi'say i darth vader, butng to say i love darth vader, but you of mean he's a cool you sort of mean he's a cool villain, but you still love him this is absolutely this is this is absolutely maddening. yes. and mean, the maddening. yes. and i mean, the other about all this other thing about all of this stuff dad's wife. stuff is this his dad's wife. yeah, right and this is a woman he in a relationship with he was in a relationship with diana, right? pre—dates diana, right? it pre—dates diana. someone diana. so this is not someone that is just going be that charles is just going be like, okay, i'll ditch her then and we reconcile. this and we can reconcile. this is kind a nail the coffin of kind of a nail in the coffin of the relationship, isn't it? but why? may have why? i think people may have some sympathy mean. well, his dad was married to his mum well prince was married prince prince dad was married to prince harry's was there harry's mum. camilla was there like. there for them like. she was there for them getting too. it makes getting up, too. also it makes makes even but you can makes even worse. but you can say she the there say that she the victim there because, she wasn't because, you know she wasn't i know glamorous enough for the why didn't you just mesrine why didn't marry camilla? didn't he just marry camilla? i don't understand because don't i don't understand because she to be queen she wasn't raised to be queen diana raised queen.
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diana was raised to be queen. she she though she was she was she though she was a pretty minor. she wasn't particularly like what would you call suspense particularly like what would you cipretty suspense particularly like what would you cipretty a suspense particularly like what would you cipretty a more suspense particularly like what would you cipretty a more than spense particularly like what would you cipretty a more than me,|se particularly like what would you cipretty a more than me, like a pretty a more than me, like anybody at this table. she was absolutely trying to from a young well, no, camilla young age. well, no, camilla doing job. seems pick doing the job. she seems to pick that i mean, you have do that up. i mean, you have to do hold a of flowers open a hold a bunch of flowers open a supermarket. not supermarket. i mean, it's not that hard. i think about all this sort of stuff is what's very strange about. this with harry he seems harry is he seems to have revealed all bits of the revealed all the bits of the book. going to now? book. who's going to buy it now? i mean, basically like, i mean, he's basically like, what those outfits that tell you that everything is to that everything is going to happen the film that's why i happen in the film that's why i saying should have held back happen in the film that's why i sayifirst should have held back happen in the film that's why i sayifirst i should have held back happen in the film that's why i sayifirst i told|ld have held back happen in the film that's why i sayifirst i told you ave held back happen in the film that's why i sayifirst i told you ife held back happen in the film that's why i sayifirst i told you if i held back happen in the film that's why i sayifirst i told you if i let d back the first i told you if i let book yeah that's actually the title the of the book title of the of the book actually company there's another three honestly actually company there's another three we're honestly actually company there's another three we're ito 1estly actually company there's another three we're ito move on anyway, we're going to move on now to the guardian what the guardian doing today. they're so nhs strikes, various other strikes despite strikes are still going despite rishi talks, who rishi sunak's u—turn talks, who he or to barclay's he is meeting or to barclay's meeting with with the meeting with with with the unions discuss to discuss ppi unions to discuss to discuss ppi . that offer . but it's likely that any offer is to be rejected. so is going to be rejected. so strikes by paramedics and nurses will ahead from this week
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will go ahead from this week don't means i mean don't know if that means i mean part it is the deal with part of it is the deal with people who've had a had an accident, know, had a heart accident, you know, had a heart attack. another is the attack. so they another is the military for police like border force is for that. and this is different from stamping a passport. but i think they've got to be able to write a more as i thought they'd had as well. i thought they'd had a breakthrough. thought they breakthrough. i thought they were sum payment were offering a lump sum payment or some backdating. yeah some sort sum payment and sort of lump sum payment and there's there's also there's also there's also they say give you more money say they can give you more money if can savings. so the if you can find savings. so the nhs can, can find savings, maybe identify some managers, maybe reduced that reduced equality and knew that was coming to me. should was coming to me. we should scrub nhs because they're scrub the nhs because they're racist and we know that the racist and we know that the racist they've got racist because they've got equality and inclusion departments because got so much racism. fact they've got racism. so the fact they've got equality, diversity, inclusion departments that there are departments means that there are two to exist that two races to exist is that i think, again, it's a sort of church of england argument, isn't it? when they said they church of england argument, isn't racist|en they said they church of england argument, isn't racist women said they church of england argument, isn't racist women toild they church of england argument, isn't racist women to calvin' were racist women to calvin robinson. we so racist. me robinson. no, we so racist. me don't there's like don't understand. there's like a lot you know. we lot of thing, you know. no, we are. like, okay, you are. are. it's like, okay, you are. you're really bad. it's you're really bad. the it's really yeah. you
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really weird. yeah. like you say, why why are you saying systemic so systemic racism? so the department education department for education investigated them? because racism it's mad, racism illegal? yeah, it's mad, but leo's called my but leo's if the so called my friend calls them the die the diversity equity diversity inclusion equity department you could you can actually a lot of money actually save a lot of money they should get rid they should definitely get rid of i mean, would of all that. i mean, that would be pretty that would be a vote winner. and i say this one off payment. not convinced by payment. i'm not convinced by this de was this is what simone de was calling sticking you calling sticking politics you know long boring speech so know not long boring speech so yeah that's yeah i'm not convinced that's great this minimum great and up until this minimum service know yeah service idea you know yeah that's i you that's gone as i know you turning on quite a lot of things at the moment there's b this sort of stale i mean i don't want to be a sort of leftist, but there's of the but there's a stealth of the privatisation, the health privatisation, of the health service. openly service. they're even openly saying, can saying, you know, if you can afford to go to a private a private clinic, go to it, because have the capacity. this is china is though china made because have the capacity. this is cmade; though china made because have the capacity. this is cmade the»ugh china made because have the capacity. this is cmade the move hina made because have the capacity. this is cmade the move from nade because have the capacity. this is cmade the move from from a the made the move from from a communist central essentially economy to a free market economy by just allowing to sort of produce more and sell on the market and gradually just grew
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until it completely replaced the same sort of things with it with the nhs. so anybody who can afford it is skipping the sort of the 12 month queues and outsourcing to private contractors for this is different from sourcing this is this is people just completely stepping away from the nhs and going direct to the private suppuer going direct to the private supplier themselves. they saw this story in front of the this story in the front of the guardian. nick grotesque assault on democracy in brazil. yeah, well, this , this is this is the well, this, this is this is the bolsonaro sort rebellion by people who think the election was a bit dodgy . and we've seen was a bit dodgy. and we've seen this playbook before. it's very interesting. seen it interesting. we've seen it elsewhere to elsewhere as well, going to say because talk an because they talk about an insider action and now we have we've before. it's we've heard that before. so it's pure jan language. now, pure jan six language. now, of course guardian it's a course the guardian says it's a far right but we know any more because they call andrew doyle far everyday. so far right twitter everyday. so now assume means now we just assume means a normal but could mean normal person. but it could mean the right we don't the actual far right we don't know and don't trust it because the fact is this it's same the fact is this it's the same playbook about playbook they're talking about incivek is maybe they really are incivek they of incivek says but they sort of project say, oh, you're
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project they say, oh, you're toppling a democratically elected other elected government when other people they're people think that's what they're doing and the way you can tell it's fact justin it's is the fact that justin trudeau saying it and biden, trudeau is saying it and biden, they're saying, you know, this is and we stand by is terrible and we stand by brazil safeguarding its democratic brazil safeguarding its dknowratic brazil safeguarding its dknow and i haven't looked into i know and i haven't looked into it i made the comment it enough. so i made the comment the that the media so the other day that the media so the other day that the media so the mainstream media's so now not that you have to not gb news that you have to look into story yourself. look into every story yourself. i the research, so i i do like the research, so i don't know this really is don't know if this really is a dangerous fire inspection or just talking just and trudeau talking the usual you they did usual nonsense you know they did have in brazil. have an election in brazil. i know they had an election, but had in america. and i'm saying that questionable that was a questionable election. be it election. so this might be it really that questionable? really wasn't that questionable? there issues there are some some issues people always people there's always issues with there's always going with there. there's always going to be somebody a vote in to be somebody drops a vote in floor something. there's floor or something. there's always every always going forward in every election. what election. the question is, what was the of. i think we can was the scale of. i think we can diverge quite american diverge quite into american voter it's bit far voter fraud. yeah, it's bit far away what because can away from what because we can and we do have get on and will. we do have to get on because got another story because we've got another story here. it's the front cover, the financial times. what's this about, glad to about, nick? oh, i'm so glad to do this is northern
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do this. this is the northern ireland. protocol my ireland. protocol is my favourite it's favourite topic and it's basically been months of basically there's been months of deadlock, but now it's a breakthrough, headlines breakthrough, headlines breakthrough ireland's fate, if over northern ireland's fate, if you and basically eu you like, and basically the eu and joint statement and uk issued a joint statement saying will have access and uk issued a joint statement sa'the will have access and uk issued a joint statement sa'the uk's will have access and uk issued a joint statement sa'the uk's it will have access and uk issued a joint statement sa'the uk's it systems ve access and uk issued a joint statement sa'the uk's it systems and ccess to the uk's it systems and making some progress. finally, the eu is saying it's better if we work together with threat we work together with the threat of labour joe biden of russia. but labourjoe biden is saying we to show thanks is saying we need to show thanks biden apparently this may biden and apparently this may actually now happen, but there's actually now happen, but there's a danger that you're not going to be seen as being soft on brussels acceptance soon has. i mean, because they were saying that, you know, if by mid january stormont isn't up and running again saw in running again as we saw in mid—january isn't it. yeah. mid—january now isn't it. yeah. then will have to be then there will have to be another election that's going to be in april i is what be in april i think is what they're you've got they're saying now you've got chris talking chris heaton—harris talking about to cut the about he's going to cut the salaries northern salaries of northern irish politicians in bid to politicians by 27% in a bid to try get them back into try and get them back into stormont. the is stormont. but the thing is they're like with a cost of living the executive living crisis, the executive needs be up and running, needs to be up and running, otherwise the people are not in a way. otherwise government a good way. otherwise government can essentially
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can function essentially best way government. way to have a government. i think always better think things always get better when things were when those with us. things were better under trump. better in america under trump. the levers of government were gummed by opposition gummed up by opposition to trump. ideal ideal trump. so the ideal ideal government is a lock door around the government. so this work, i mean , this does look like it mean, this does look like it could break the deadlock because if you're and the uk if you're if the eu and the uk agreeing going to share agreeing they're going to share customs well, can we customs data. well, you can we can that's all was can leave. that's all it was we're to you access we're going to give you access to the system it's just a passport. it's the whole thing. we've years of all we've had seven years of all this kerfuffle and all of this wasted time that gummed up because they wouldn't share a g.m. they could have been g.m. but they could have been solved two factor solved with two factor authentication by authentication codes by for a little complicated than little bit more complicated than that. but anyway, look, we're going now finally in going to go on now finally in this section to our friends at the daily star. i want thank you.so the daily star. i want thank you. so apparently the sun has blasted a monstrous solar flare at , an from nasa at earth, an image from nasa that's you mean the real sun, not newspaper. just yet. not the newspaper. just yet. yeah the real sun. that's. that's an actual taken by captain kirk on his spaceship . captain kirk on his spaceship. but, yes, the flare is
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classified as an x 1.2 flare, which is the name of one of elon musk children. and these are the most intense flares last seen in the seventies here. and they can impact radio, communications, electric power grids, navigation signals, gb news so, you know, they're serious things happen all the time, don't they ? i all the time, don't they? i don't know. isn't this just an excuse to get, you know, jim kirk on the front of the newspaper? because possibly, i mean, it's not of a story, mean, it's not much of a story, is i don't really a lot of is it? i don't really a lot of my scientific information from the cover of daily star. so the cover of the daily star. so i'm what the actually. i'm not sure what the actually. what do you think nick is? well, i the daily explains i love the daily star explains what sun they say it what the sun they say it is a hot, glowing ball, hydrogen and helium of the helium at the centre of the solar system. it's a source of energy without which life could not on tell bill not exist on earth. tell bill gates, he's to block gates, he's tried to block it out thanks for the out and thanks for that. the star is sort that out for us? that's the pages in the that's the front pages in the back join us for where back join us for part two where we have yet another planet, save the nhs. why the are calling for prince harry go and how prince harry go on trial and how much are making outside westminster in a couple of
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welcome back to headline. it's your first look at tuesday's newspapers i'm andrew doyle joined tonight by leo kearse and nick dixon. we're going to crack on with tuesdays mirror and we can fix the nhs by taking patients off overcrowded wards into overcrowded care homes. how cynical andrew has unveiled to move 3000 nhs patients to care homes as it's branded sticking plaster . homes as it's branded sticking plaster. that's homes as it's branded sticking plaster . that's the new homes as it's branded sticking plaster. that's the new phrase this year. so around 3000 hospital patients will move to care homes privately, hospitals, even hospices . and the 200 even hospices. and the 200 million pot that will fund the plan. it to be taking from existing department of health and social care budgets . and and social care budgets. and people are saying it's too little, late. wes streeting little, too late. wes streeting petition marquee . the royal petition marquee. the royal college of nursing england director says. lack of beds isn't the problem. lack of
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isn't the problem. it's lack of and the lack of pay is what's creating the lack of staff. so yeah, all a of all of yeah, it's all a bit of all of it a bit questionable all it all a bit questionable all but plaster politics. it is interesting just on wider interesting just on a wider note that streeting i mean, that that wes streeting i mean, leo this earlier leo alluding to this earlier that actually wants it that labour actually wants it proposing to do about proposing to do something about the and wes streeting is the nhs and wes streeting is saying not, a saying it's, it's not, it's a service, not shrine and service, not a shrine and they're of ones they're sort of the ones that trying to up the private trying to beef up the private hospital relationship and think it's too toxic for the to it's too toxic for the tories to do because like heartless tories. so this package tories. so this reform package says to from, you says is going to come from, you say, does it need to say, reform, but does it need to be privatised? can't be privatised? i mean, can't just you know, cutting back just be, you know, cutting back on, maybe it on, managing it better, maybe it in sort of sensible way. in a more sort of sensible way. yeah there's a lot of profligacy there. yeah i mean, that would make mean, that's make sense. but i mean, that's the been shown be the the surely been shown to be the message down from from message coming down from from westminster been attempted message coming down from from wesproperly. been attempted message coming down from from wesproperly. i been attempted message coming down from from wesproperly. i don'ten attempted message coming down from from wesproperly. i don't thinkempted not properly. i don't think those in communism's never really to fix really been attempted to fix these. it hasn't been done properly and it never will because of the need to have a of a massive organisation. well i'm, i'm more worried about this, this actual move to move people from into care homes to
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homes already pretty stuff to their stuff to the girls and also care are full of very sort of vulnerable people with weakened immune systems as old people. and so if you move old people. and so if you move old people from hospitals who've got wherever in hospital with there's make in the mill and you put them in care homes they're to spread disease tetanus to spread the disease tetanus look of moving moving please the care homes been tried before at the start of the pandemic. that didn't happen technically. well some somebody compared it to a lunging disease carcases over the castle walls during the siege i you say it didn't work out well but matt hancock got to be in the celebrity jungle so it true. yeah. silver linings yeah yeah. okay. we're going to move on to this is about a on now to this. this is about a business energy bills support being lower this year. being reduced lower this year. so getting being reduced lower this year. so on getting being reduced lower this year. so on energy|g being reduced lower this year. so on energy bills support on their energy bills because because the ukraine war sent an energy prices skyrocketing . but the business skyrocketing. but the business energy bill support going to be reduced after march according to the treasury who pay for it. so
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the treasury who pay for it. so the new scheme that's replacing the new scheme that's replacing the one they've got at the moment promises, five and a half billion pounds of transitional help for businesses the following from march . but following year from march. but it's cost up until it's cost. £18 billion is seen. so this is considerably less though the five point. yeah but it's still i mean in total is going to be 23 and a half bill million pounds that. we're paying unnecessarily to out unnecessarily to bail out businesses we're not energy self—sufficient which we could be if we didn't just, you know, build windmills and close nuclear power stations and coal plants . you going to mention plants. you going to mention fracking in moment? we should plants. you going to mention frawell. in moment? we should plants. you going to mention frawell. we moment? we should plants. you going to mention fra well. we should nt? we should plants. you going to mention fra well. we should definitely ould plants. you going to mention fra well. we should definitely bed as well. we should definitely be fracking. actually, i mean, fracking. but actually, i mean, there's been some good news out there's been some good news out the other way needing i don't know they're spending the whole amount pledge amount of this this pledge because energy have because wholesale energy have tanked. think dimension it tanked. and i think dimension it here so they're to they're going to go in and i think gentleman or somebody jeremy hunt is going to speak to the and the energy company because i think they're gouging because wholesale prices company because i think they're gougicome cause wholesale prices company because i think they're gougicome down, wholesale prices company because i think they're gougicome down, wholerlower'ices company because i think they're gougicome down, wholerlower than
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have come down, down lower than than they were before russia invaded, ukraine. so the retail pnces invaded, ukraine. so the retail prices haven't come down. and i think, you know, the energy companies seeing an opportunity like haines out of their catch up. well, heinz ketchup is like 4.50 or something. it's ridiculous . 4.50 or something. it's ridiculous. it 4.50 or something. it's ridiculous . it should be 4.50 or something. it's ridiculous. it should be a pound 80. there's you seen an opportunity to for opportunity you to go just for all you know they're not all the i you know they're not doing the kindness doing this out of the kindness of as good economic of their as good economic reasons bolster businesses of their as good economic reas give bolster businesses of their as good economic reas give them;ter businesses of their as good economic reas give them supportnesses of their as good economic reas give them support this es of their as good economic reas give them support this time. and give them support this time. well, i agree with leo's gouging point, yeah, the point, but also. yeah, well, the thing this, is similar to the thing is this, is similar to the domestic thing. where they domestic thing. where are they going april, which going to end in april, which jeremy that jeremy hunt announced, that the problem government problem is with these government payments, you do become dependent then when dependent on them and then when it inevitably sort of it ends as inevitably a sort of backlash as it saw some as when the bank of ireland was propping up funds the up the pension funds by the bonds, when they said bonds, and then when they said we're to stop it, of we're going to stop it, of course, as a bit of a backlash. but the issue is it wasn't but the other issue is it wasn't clear unless people clear unless left people hanging, realising hanging, not realising they calculate the energy budget because they're because they say they're going to december that it to say back in december that it so another minor blow for so it's another minor blow for the tories in terms of competence. okay, well, what about this from
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about this story? this is from the mps earning, millions. the metro mps earning, millions. i wrong job. you i mean, the wrong job. you should go should definitely go into politics this. yeah, politics and look at this. yeah, you this is mp is you definitely this is mp is affected more than 17 million in outside earnings 2019. the outside earnings since 2019. the exact 17.1 15.2 earned exact figure is 17.1 15.2 earned by tories. so they're winning in that labour do quite as we that labour do quite as well. we thought they'd more thought they'd be more employable labour. i know. although phillips did although jess phillips did pretty her media pretty well with her media stuff and david lammy, got 15 and did david lammy, she got 15 grand have i got for grand for have i got news for youisnt grand for have i got news for you isn't it. and we only get what, 20 for this? it's madness. she's comedian she's not even real comedian is that most folks would point great says it under great point just says it under her yeah so theresa may was her name yeah so theresa may was a shocker she got 2.5 million and an outsider she was prime minister was a shocker because she was not the best from speaking would book speaking gigs would you book theresa gig i mean theresa may speaking gig i mean you she's the most robust you know she's the most robust minister in history. i mean, look, the funny thing. look, that's the funny thing. and course, well and boris, of course, did well on well. he's got over on that as well. he's got over a from four speeches now. he is a good speaker but i would just make actual job pay more make the actual job pay more than to go into. than they would have to go into. and the way just quickly on and by the way just quickly on that they would do speeches for
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far less. love attention. far less. they love attention. you like petrol money you get people like petrol money for but just pay the for that. but just pay the actual in a important actual job in a very important job, minister, job, especially prime minister, you're we don't you're ceo the country. we don't have morals or ideologies have proper morals or ideologies anymore. sort anymore. we just have sort of. so the issue is so the whole issue is competence. people think because one of major criticisms one of the major criticisms of parliamentarians the moment parliamentarians at the moment is they too careerist, is that they are too careerist, that not vocational anymore. if you them, that's you stop paying them, that's fine. well, yeah, i think there's an to be made there's an argument to be made that shouldn't be they that they shouldn't be they shouldn't politics as shouldn't see politics as a career, because then get career, because then you get people. mean, the great thing people. i mean, the great thing about tories think about about the tories i think is they people who've made is they get people who've made their business their money in business or finance whatever they finance or whatever and they want do for the nation. so want to do for the nation. so they into i'm they go into politics. i'm saying something slightly different. i'm saying yes, they should business should definitely have business experience or other experience. but do this, they but then when do this, they should full time. and like should do it full time. and like a they move job role. they a job, they move job role. they look previous job look at their previous job roles, yeah, you very roles, oh yeah, you look very well ceo of the well qualified to be ceo of the nafion well qualified to be ceo of the nation then they do nation and then they should do that all in not have to do all these little things which they feel have to bump up feel they have to do to bump up their money. that can't be useful. getting 84 useful. well, they're getting 84 grand and
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grand a year anyway. and apparently even starmer was apparently even keir starmer was sort moonlighting and doing legal an 20, £26. legal work for an extra 20, £26. yeah, is not that i mean yeah, but if is not that i mean spending it which role is spending it which, which role is but prime minister don't but the prime minister i don't believe much given the believe gets that much given the importance of the importance difficulty of the job. just them go all job. i'm just let them go all in. already a career. let in. it's already a career. let them go and the publicity. them go and pay the publicity. i'll a lot them like i'll do this a lot of them like sajid javid took a huge pay cut a 98% pick up to become a politician. and in singapore they think the they pay them. i think the equivalent $1,000,000 a year equivalent of $1,000,000 a year each. thing believe so each. yeah i thing i believe so this the kind of thing that this is the kind of thing that you're talking about. yeah. wouldn't it make sense because? we're post—ideological we're in this post—ideological time where. it can have any interesting policies. all interesting policies. that's all gone. there gone. there's no because there were party. what were no conservative party. what were no conservative party. what we is a sort of balance we do have is a sort of balance for can be more competent for who can be more competent that's currently going on between labour and reform, between labour and even reform, sort competence. between labour and even reform, sort not competence. between labour and even reform, sort not have competence. between labour and even reform, sort not have like �*npetence. between labour and even reform, sort not have like anetence. between labour and even reform, sort not have like an ulta.com why not have like an ulta.com ceo person running this sort of fallen country, reducing corruption we're corruption as well? okay we're going now the going to move on now to the daily mail. harry, as we daily mail. and harry, as we said, not popular, not said, is not very popular, not very with the taliban, very popular with the taliban, ehhen very popular with the taliban, either. yeah which means either. yeah. yeah which means he be with he won't be popular with guardian either. so
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guardian readers either. so protesters at helmand university, which is in afghanistan , also where a man is afghanistan, also where a man is was invented have called for the duke of sussex, prince harry, to be put on trial. his admission that he killed 25 people during military tours in the country, those he was apache helicopter gunner. those he was apache helicopter gunner . so he those he was apache helicopter gunner. so he flew around destroy , you know, shooting up destroy, you know, shooting up weddings and stuff like that wherever wherever he did so. and so their their protesting saying he should be his actions were cruel . i mean, it was a bit cruel. i mean, it was a bit cruel. i mean, it was a bit cruel to shoot people. it is it is it is very cruel. it was a war frowned upon and also british preacher anjem choudary renewed his criticism of harry and warned the british troops and warned the british troops and muslim countries would no face risks. the face an increased risks. the risk their safety is apparently islamist isis and stuff weren't trained before they weren't. and so no, they're going to try a bit harder love the family bit harder i love the family before, the interesting before, but is the interesting thing are two thing about this. there are two issues out there. mean, issues really out there. i mean, firstly, people, firstly, lots of people, soldiers people, soldiers and people, the ministry defence, like ministry of defence, people like that that it's really
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that have said that it's really vulgar to talk about the people that you kill war and that soldiers don't generally do. but harry reason to harry has a particular reason to because are security because there are security concerns, obviously. yes, concerns, quite obviously. yes, this is just stupid on a vegetable it? vegetable level, isn't it? absolutely i'd to absolutely firstly, i'd like to see and i'm proud his popularity compared to harry is that be an interesting probably interesting poll but probably a power. more. he says power. i like him more. he says a of things, and a lot of things, charlie and obviously just be obviously just he could just be mouthing off. but as you know, he's saying there's an increased risk soldier's safety, which risk to soldier's safety, which is like very is sort of like a not very veiled threat. that is why it was monumentally stupid was so monumentally stupid and, selfish that. and selfish of harry to do that. and the thing, tobias ellwood the other thing, tobias ellwood , saying , conservative mp, is saying that harry issue that harry should issue a statement humility as if the one that i'm going to do anything to doesn't strike me as the most humble person. so seems humble person. so that seems a pretty empty yeah. it's pretty empty gesture. yeah. it's too isn't he? he's just too late, isn't he? he's just the cat out of the bag with his 25 kills. well, what does the taliban soldiers in a taliban expect soldiers in a war to done? mean? it's an to have done? i mean? it's an odd thing that. they're odd thing for that. they're surprised. strange surprised. but it also strange that, harry's held up that, you know, harry's held up as sort of paragon of as this sort of paragon of callow foreign and he's callow foreign walkers. and he's aware racism and
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aware of systemic racism and stuff, but also he showed 25 guys who are defending their country, i he country, you know i mean, he went afghanistan, 25 went to afghanistan, got 25 muslim like who's muslim guys. it's like who's that to the that beat on to the intersectional. of intersectional. he does it of course expect to be course you expect people to be killed and well i think it's the pubuc killed and well i think it's the public humiliation of the taliban announced, taliban once it's announced, then to respond then they have to respond in some yeah, least some way, yeah, at least verbally. anyway, we finish this section with welsh goat who section with a welsh goat who is finishing career. finishing his football career. nic, acronym. i got nic, i use the acronym. i got that you know, so little that because you know, so little about may have about football, you may have thought an actual goat. thought it was an actual goat. this is the great gareth makes sudden retirement from all football recently to football so it recently gone to play football so it recently gone to play now he's play in america but now he's just recently wanted just he recently he wanted just make cup he did that make the world cup he did that and now he's going to go and one of the great players perhaps he could been may have could been he may have been slightly because slightly investment because didn't absolutely slightly investment because didn't club absolutely slightly investment because didn't club i'm absolutely slightly investment because didn't club i'm not.olutely slightly investment because didn't club i'm not dissing massive club i'm not dissing tottenham but in england he didn't play one of the didn't play for one of the absolute clubs. and absolute massive clubs. and then he madrid, obviously he went to madrid, obviously a massive but in spain massive club, but it's in spain and uke massive club, but it's in spain and like there for and they didn't like there for some reason. even though some weird reason. even though he champions he won five champions leagues and three laliga. so a great, truly player and he talks truly great player and he talks a time in wales.
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a lot about his time in wales. it meant a huge amount to him to play it meant a huge amount to him to play wales and didn't play for wales and he didn't play play for wales and he didn't play for wales and he didn't play for england. from my perspective. yeah, a great perspective. but yeah, a great player, older player, but everyone gets older and in contact and at some point in contact he's 33. is that normal football retirement? it's pretty normal. it bit longer. but it probably go a bit longer. but bale, you as an attacking player relies on pace he can't at relies on pace he can't play at the absolute his game. the absolute peak of his game. what ronaldo's done is to in what ronaldo's done is go to in the and just cash the middle east and just cash in. whereas has in. he's 37, whereas bale has four to you i can't play four to tell you i can't play the level i want to. what do footballers do now? leo do they all commentators? all become commentators? i suppose they can, suppose that's all they can, isn't well, a lot of isn't it? yeah, well, a lot of them are too thick to be commentators. a lot of a lot of footballers who are making lot footballers who are making a lot of early on their careers, of money early on their careers, but then don't actually make it to pros. so to me, to sort of be pros. so to me, they're making of money. they're making a lot of money. 18, 20 years old. and they 18, 19, 20 years old. and they then become cocaine dealers because the way, because it's the only way, as a think person, replace think person, you can replace that income two things one to on because he's very rich and because he's very very rich and i he's quite smart as well, i hear he's quite smart as well, although his agent although that was his agent saying believe. okay, saying but i believe. okay, right. halfway right. that's the halfway point. you're going to join us. please in three. what we're going
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in part three. what we're going to out whatsapp is to find out why whatsapp is preparing lawsuit, why men are preparing a lawsuit, why men are having identity, why having their identity, and why cancel getting cancel culture is getting cancelled. a moment
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welcome back to headliners . welcome back to headliners. first look through tuesday's i'm going to start the section the times bringing us some good news the planets might not burn. leo yeah i mean, i'm not sure this is good news. the antarctic ozone hole is on course to heal by 2065. that's how bad . that's by 2065. that's how bad. that's for four decades. so the ozone ozone layer has hole in it. remember from the eighties and all the oldest son, all the uv rays can get through and give people a sunburn and, skin cancer in australia. now they're saying that the i will heal up there soon is healing despite china's illegal there's an environmental treaty means it's heaung environmental treaty means it's healing but . environmental treaty means it's healing but. united nations scientists said recovery would be postponed decades if humanity
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measures to put the brakes on climate change by pumping sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere , which will reduce atmosphere, which will reduce global warming . so just it just global warming. so just it just shows the efforts that governments make to reduce climate change, negative impacts in other areas. we're going to see lots of people starving because energy and food are going to become much more expensive reduce expensive as they reduce fertiliser production and fossil fuel use . and also, you know, fuel use. and also, you know, this this thing that they're doing, this sort of geo engineering where their engineering where their engineering is going , increase engineering is going, increase the hole in the ozone we going to burn. we do need ozone is quite important. i mean, you would have seen high lander to where they have to this sort of gunk to protect us. gunk in the sky to protect us. yeah. you'll see in that film i have an interesting point i film. i feel bad for the ozone layer was cool layer because it was cool back in the i wasn't when i grew in the day. i wasn't when i grew up was all the ozone. that's all you heard about? was the ovens. and it's all climate and yeah, now it's all climate change the ozone layer change globally, the ozone layer is a bit like y2k, john. i mean,
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it was massive for a bit. it it was a massive for a bit. it didn't happen i mean didn't really happen know i mean it kill us now it didn't kill us all but now it's to come back and now it's back which it did happen in australia. still mean if australia. there's still mean if you in australia, people you perform in australia, people have notches years have notches over the years where had skin cancer. where they've had skin cancer. i actually had skin i actually also had skin cancer. i was to someone who works was talking to someone who works at and is at who was from australia and is big problem there. i might just get england cause i'm that get it in england cause i'm that way i think it's cool. i went to dubal way i think it's cool. i went to dubai, but yeah, now it's serious. let's patch up. i'm serious. let's patch it up. i'm all favour of that. yeah, all in favour of that. yeah, we're all for patching the we're all for that. patching the ozone. let's do that. ozone. now let's do that. guardian whatsapp guardian now. and whatsapp going to against to court to fight against spyware. now this is spyware. oh yeah. now this is a is a very important story because any man in a whatsapp group we could go to group knows we could all go to jail. so we don't want any whatsapp to out. so this is whatsapp to get out. so this is us supreme let's whatsapp us supreme court. let's whatsapp group pursue pegasus spyware laws debate whether laws and it's a debate whether this doing something laws and it's a debate whether this or doing something laws and it's a debate whether this or helpful.g something laws and it's a debate whether this or helpful. nownething laws and it's a debate whether this or helpful. now they1g laws and it's a debate whether this or helpful. now they say dodgy or helpful. now they say that sort of captive that that held sort of captive and they had information on the khashoggi incident and things like this but the journalist for the washington post, he was murdered in saudi arabia. but
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the argument against is, well, murdered in saudi arabia. but the shouldn't against is, well, murdered in saudi arabia. but the shouldn't beainst is, well, murdered in saudi arabia. but the shouldn't be spying well, murdered in saudi arabia. but the shouldn't be spying people you shouldn't be spying people via whatsapp and basically the supreme court upheld the lawsuit that you can't get immunity just because their argument was that they were acting as an agent for an foreign government, which sounds to me just like, hey, guys, we were like, this is ages for governments. we've never seen or heard of working for. spector don't know who spector yeah, we don't know who is. pegasus fire is pretty serious stuff because it can it can get into your phone it can turn itself on and film things without your knowledge. you can listen without listen in without your knowledge. messages knowledge. it can send messages without knowledge. yeah. without your knowledge. yeah. and to on and and it's been used to on and persecute of people. i mean persecute lots of people. i mean notably do mention jamal notably they do mention jamal khashoggi killed the khashoggi who was killed by the saudi and the saudi government and the consulate in istanbul . and so, consulate in istanbul. and so, yeah, he was he was murdered there, was recorded and really back to mohammed bin salman to believe if you listen to the guy having his fingers cut off and stuff like that. so and i saw this this, this is really group that made this this spyware .
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that made this this spyware. yeah they're culpable in the yeah there's never been the excuse of they're trying to use a never used to get round a court appearance before so yeah yeahi court appearance before so yeah yeah i think they should be even though even though the government's there are prosecuting them of probably use this software as well. yeah i think , i messed the khashoggi think, i messed up the khashoggi points made it sound the other points i made it sound the other way around it's other things like was an investigation like there was an investigation islamic were islamic state and they said were using stuff and you know using this stuff and you know it's case that's it's useful in that case that's a i think governments a problem i think governments using of technology using this kind of technology is that it doesn't stop there, does it? it which gets into wrong it? and it which gets into wrong hands anyway, we're hands and the. anyway, we're going on. this is an going to move on. now this is an article in daily mail about theft. yeah. identity theft. yeah yeah. so identity theft more than women theft hits men more than women as shows that, are as research shows that, men are twice likely to fall victim twice as likely to fall victim to the crime than women. so 11% of women have been victim of identity theft, compared to 23% of men. and so men are sharing information more readily. there's a reason for this. they don't mention . but it's so don't mention. but it's so obvious men are eternally optimistic when they think there's chance of having sex.
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there's a chance of having sex. so men will share and do get befriended by somebody with there's obviously a picture from a catalogue sitting there in a bra on looking at it as a friend . it's obvious that some guy in a warehouse romania or something and you've been putting your credit card details in to certain websites. this has now happened. we are somebody trade this coming on bumble. yeah yeah it didn't work and be women are more cautious about sharing information online why i mean this actually says that women are far more cautious 63% protecting their social media accounts. but only half of the men. so isn't that why they don't fall victim shortly? that's the reason it sound that's the reason it does sound like it. mean, first, i'm glad like it. i mean, first, i'm glad that we're winning something, but this but i'm surprised that in this culture, wants to culture, anyone wants to identify as a man. so it's nice, but actually. it's very but it is actually. it's very nasty. happened to me. and nasty. it happened to me. and now obviously they can steal money things. get money and things. i didn't get money and things. i didn't get money but tried to money stolen, but they tried to open of bank accounts and open a load of bank accounts and then get that removed. then trying to get that removed. me credit is an absolute
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me your credit is an absolute nightmare, even though you've done you are done nothing and you are a victim crime. it didn't hours victim of crime. it didn't hours calling companies calling the credit companies and the company they've the and the company they've tried open account with tried to open the account with trying taken your trying to get it taken your record though it's record even though it's fraudulent might flag use credit risk fact they were able to risk the fact they were able to maybe but i was so maybe yeah but yeah i was so surprised the numbers surprised that the numbers i don't correct don't know if this is correct you see they say that this bank account fraud is surged 80, 86% t 0 £21.4 account fraud is surged 80, 86% to £21.4 million. and that doesn't like lot of doesn't sound like a lot of money. by a lot to me. money. i mean by a lot to me. no, i for one person that'll be a lot of for money a whole country out of the billions for bank i don't bank account. well i don't know. i check the growing i can't check the growing business anyway. we're going move to the daily mail move on now to the daily mail and apparently the cancel culture is appropriation. this is some called lizzo is is what some called lizzo is saying. this is leaving lizzo as a popular entertainer and free to use. enjoy and yes, lizzo opens up about this on twitter and has said it's that it may be random to say this it's on my heart cancel culture as appropriate . and there was real appropriate. and there was real outrage from truly people. and now it's become trendy and misdirected. what does she mean
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by that? well, what i think is happening is andrew basically woke people, you want woke people, whatever you want to vague. he to call because he's vague. he won't part of the won't because he's part of the entertainment establishment and she sort of all is on about body positivity, which means fat. they you. they they want to thank you. they wanted use cancel even though wanted to use cancel even though it and sometimes it could in theory and sometimes in used against in practise be used against them. was such a useful them. it was such a useful weapon to them that they wanted them. it was such a useful we retain,) them that they wanted them. it was such a useful we retain, butam that they wanted them. it was such a useful we retain, butam tithey're wanted to retain, but now they're getting so sick of getting cancel, they're going, hey, guys, stop cancel culture. guys, let's stop cancel culture. this appropriate. this is appropriate. so using the the woke of the way the woke word of appropriation and stop the phenomenon how phenomenon cancel culture. how can you explain this to me though? she seems be though? because she seems to be concerned about being concerned about words being misused. but the woke do misused. yes, but the woke do that. so that's how she's talking how know talking about how you know triggered used to mean something if ptsd and histories if you have ptsd and histories that something now it that meant something and now it was started saying i'm was the woke started saying i'm triggered because i've read a book like people but she's book don't like people but she's she's it's when she's saying it's okay when woke people words like like people use words like like triggered and stuff that but then if people on the other side of right people complain about things moment you know a things of the moment you know a lot people or as lot of right wing people or as i call normal human are
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call normal human beings are about groomers they're worried about groomers they're worried about , you know , child about groomers they're worried about, you know , child on about, you know, child on twitter , worried about drag twitter, worried about drag queens going into into schools and just this sexualised display teaching kids to shove money, a sweaty thong , all this nonsense. sweaty thong, all this nonsense. so you know, she's saying the word groomer is, you know, to be very fair that someone to it on the tweets are just not saying this. we don't get this. all right. but yeah, but there's a find a way because it's a general argument about, you know, people this side of know, people from this side of the are saying need the argument are saying we need to accurately. but to use words accurately. but that's because whole that's hilarious because whole work by the of work is underpinned by the of words for an agenda the person replies or says cancel culture pro—life woke groomer words they use watering down too many shows the bigotry at the core they're moving so sad opposites world andifs moving so sad opposites world and it's saying we do these were great and important now they've and been ruined by and they've been ruined by people to things like people exposing to things like cancel culture grooming. yeah okay. cancel culture grooming. yeah okay . on to tuesday's times now okay. on to tuesday's times now and peter pan , who i've always
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and peter pan, who i've always found very emotionally challenging, very disturbing work . so a scottish university work. so a scottish university university is being ridiculed for introducing a trigger warning for. peter pan suggesting that the popular children's fantasy could be emotionally challenging bear in mind , aberdeen university is not mind, aberdeen university is not for five year olds. this is for this is for young adults. students are going there, you know, 19 years old or whatever. and that's number one. why are they looking at peter pan? this is definitely for kids like, you know, if you're looking it the gender roles are right. i don't know. it's crocodile thinking. i don't know a man with a hook for hand or someone. yes probably, isn't it. but there's clearly is. and you know, this isn't something that should be challenging even to a six year old. it shouldn't be challenge. why are the university students surely know? surely the universities know? because apparently because it's not just apparently jane pan. it's jane burrows, peter pan. it's also breakaway line, also the breakaway line, the witch the wardrobe is witch and the wardrobe is harrowing under. witch and the wardrobe is harrowing under . yes, christie, harrowing under. yes, christie, an allegory with a lion. how terrible. that's true . and they terrible. that's true. and they crucify a lion. and it was
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something. but anyway, the point is that all this sort of is that all of this sort of stuff, it is so of like stuff, it is so kind of like it's so obviously discrediting if a university doing this, they surely know that people are going to ridicule them and they can't complain. do. can't complain. they do. peter pan up. and these pan never grew up. and these students don't want to ever grow up. apparently but what's amazing is it says here students, who expressed their admiration approach and admiration for our approach and they collaboration they do it in collaboration with who i believe who are students and i believe that i don't it's the that and i don't it's the students here. they are students here. i don't they are these students, these pathetic students here. i don't they are the:university;, these pathetic students here. i don't they are the:university of hese pathetic students here. i don't they are the:university of aberdeenetic the university of aberdeen available university available the university of aberdeen watching like please aberdeen is watching like please get in touch . it's not the get in touch. it's not the students, the university . students, it's the university. it is. but these are people when you're understand, young people are such east coast, are such near an east coast, west coast, scottish thing. i'm from west coast a bit. it's from the west coast a bit. it's the same a it's the same in the west coast. i think you just can be blame students a little bit too. like wasn't their too. like it wasn't their decision to slap a trigger warning online. the witch and the pan. the wardrobe in peter pan. they'll some you'd be they'll be some idiots. you'd be crying, be making crying, they'd be making placards there wasn't a placards if there wasn't a trigger they the trigger warning. they open the boot lid. see, there's a crocodile in the. oh, there
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wasn't warning of crocodiles wasn't any warning of crocodiles there is that having. no. there is that i'm having. no. where's stubbornness in where's there be stubbornness in the where he's very the picture where he's very creepy. it's creepy. the creepy force. it's got go to grooms that the got to go to grooms that the greatest of all time . yeah greatest of all time. yeah i mean i am with andrew i think predominantly the university is to of the students to blame some of the students are mainly the are mental but mainly the universities. yeah it's not universities. yeah and it's not good for the university isn't a real university. university starling is only university starling is the only university in there layer in scotland there we layer that with shots fired at aberdeen university. okay well that's it for part three coming up. why have we deep fakes going mainstream? why james bond is so handsome and women are more intelligent than men when it comes to emotions in a moment.
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welcome back to headline as your first look at tuesday's newspapers. i'm going to start
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with this story about deep fake. what's deep deep fake me it's where it like the person speaking but it's not andrew it's you've been you've it's what you've been you've never here. it's never been here. it's just a deep fake. i work from home. yeah. mean , since covid. yeah. i mean, since covid. exactly. none of us are here. and this all deep fake. so and this is all deep fake. so behind a tv's behind the scenes of a tv's first fake comedy. so this first deep fake comedy. so this is spencer jones is apparently spencer jones i there's a few people in this i've worked with but they've got this deep fake it's called deep fake neighbours. all the people in think i'm a now, in it probably think i'm a now, but separate now you've but a separate point now you've got like kyle doing very, got people like kyle doing very, very instagram very funny stuff on instagram with the up where he looks with the face up where he looks like person, he also like the person, but he also does brilliant impression of does a brilliant impression of them is funny. you need them and is funny. so you need them and is funny. so you need the whole thing. but this is a new comedy where you're to think it's like holland and it's people like tom holland and another people who i can't remember. harry kane, but remember. oh harry kane, but it's not all deep it's actually not it's all deep fake, so it's inevitable, but it's disturbing. this it's very disturbing. so is this like spitting image like a sort of spitting image style about using sort of style show about using sort of computerised? yes but to computerised? yes yeah. but to be oh, look like. be more accurate. oh, look like. yeah. street were yeah. and like still street were they celebrities living next they the celebrities living next to each other on one street and
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they're arguing so that's the sort of the essence of this is there a libel issue with this because it's deep and because if it's deep fake and they look very very similar people those clips people could use those clips and say real yeah but say well these are real yeah but they're going to see they're going to see this isn't real it's to be a problem. it's going to be a problem. those people think soap those i mean, people think soap characters real. yeah. characters are real. yeah. imagine they'll think imagine how real they'll think this. literally this. yeah. because it literally is and we are just like is them. and we are just like we've post—truth we've entered post—truth era where can't that you where you can't stuff that you see trust the see you can't trust the mainstream you can't trust mainstream media you can't trust fact checkers you can't trust actual footage of people talking because it fake. don't because it can fake. i don't like i mean like this deep fake. i mean they've used it in some films haven't they. actors haven't they. have dead actors on screen. i mean, they did on the screen. i mean, they did it who's the princess in it with who's the princess in star they brought her into star wars. they brought her into carrie, they carrie, carrie fisher and they did. it a few times did. they've done it a few times now. don't really like now. and i don't really like i find it a bit creepy. yes, i think. and also i've seen some shallow fakes. i saw one of the harry and meghan and she was talking, saying like what do talking, saying like what you do for gave all the money for him if he gave all the money to after was obviously to look after was obviously fake.i to look after was obviously fake. i like those shallow fake
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doesn't doesn't it shallow fake some harry meghan . right some harry and meghan. right we're going to move on now speaking of films, the express as a story theorising how they pick the james bond actors that they don't just get with the most handsome actor. well this is the thing they've looked at the most handsome james bond stars of the past. they've also looked the ones coming . so looked at the ones coming. so they've used this golden ratio of p pi and he's phi phi oh this is the ancient greeks have to face marion. yeah. so you measure people's beauty on a sort of aesthetic level according to the ancient greek. yeah, there's golden ratio thing, but the research was conducted gambling .com. well university department which uploaded the portraits from the official james bond website the golden ratio face up so it is an app golden ratio face up so it is an app so you can check how hot you be to an ancient greek. but as the scientific analysis goes, this isn't quite james francis crick discovering double helix structure of dna . no, because
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structure of dna. no, because who would have thought that timothy dalton would be the most handsome? james bond. that's what made me think it was wrong. so if, timothy. timothy so if, say, timothy. timothy dalton most handsome so if, say, timothy. timothy daltonbond most handsome so if, say, timothy. timothy dalton bond pierce st handsome so if, say, timothy. timothy dalton bond pierce brosnanome so if, say, timothy. timothy dalton bond pierce brosnan was james bond pierce brosnan was number so again, those number two. and so again, those being , we are told being daniel craig, we are told bleep going on and then sean connery is number four. this is an absolute no. i think timothy dalton was most handsome. that's an nonsense . and roger an absolute nonsense. and roger moore charismatic. moore was the most charismatic. roger got it to be at roger moore we got it to be at six. well, look, we've six. ronnie well, look, we've looked who who the frontrunners for for the next james bond and apparently reg reggie gene page is number one i didn't no one knows no that they probably get it in that case but the thing is thatis it in that case but the thing is that is not meant if it's a 30 pin up that's not the point of he's to be manly and that's why it should always be connery. but he's fourth. but this is not manliness. this is pure static is thing that like plastic is the thing that like plastic surgeries isn't. and so this is. yes feel good for timothy yes i feel good for timothy dalton. a bad, dalton. he sometimes gets a bad, bad doesn't he? he's not bad rap, doesn't he? he's not sort of those celebrated sort of one of those celebrated bonds. it's good that he's bonds. so it's good that he's won this, though. i mean, the
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men that ancient greek fancied, they sort of to get they sort of trying to get something out this terrible something out of this terrible seraphim. that would seraphim. and in that they would look frieze look at the parthenon, frieze and, and dalton he is and, you know, and dalton he is more, he's more to an more, i think he's more to an ancient taste. well, ancient greek taste. well, you're expert in this one. you're the expert in this one. i'm george lazenby. an actual model? he actual model. model? yes. he an actual model. but down on the but he's let me down on the list. yeah, well, who thought list. is yeah, well, who thought that going to move list. is yeah, well, who thought thénow going to move list. is yeah, well, who thought the now to. going to move list. is yeah, well, who thought thénow to. the going to move list. is yeah, well, who thought the now to. the metro.ng to move list. is yeah, well, who thought the now to. the metro. what's|ove list. is yeah, well, who thought the now to. the metro. what's one on now to. the metro. what's one about necklaces as well? this is about necklaces as well? this is a delicate subject. and a delicate subject. yes. and imports most it sperm so turns out the uk sperm comes from the united states and denmark rely on other countries to send us sperm cockles of the sperm world. essentially denmark like well that is claim that denmark's more altruist that it just means a bunch of hippies like. yeah i'll give you some. they're hippies, whereas like. yeah i'll give you some. the problem hippies, whereas like. yeah i'll give you some. the problem is)pies, whereas like. yeah i'll give you some. the problem is ,yies, whereas like. yeah i'll give you some. the problem is , it's whereas like. yeah i'll give you some. the problem is , it's s01ereas like. yeah i'll give you some. the problem is , it's so clearly the problem is, it's so clearly what's happened . we used to be what's happened. we used to be to be anonymous . then they to be anonymous. then they changed law. you couldn't changed the law. so you couldn't be now, as a man be anonymous. so now, as a man in have to face the in britain, you have to face the potential when hit 18, potential that when hit 18, hundreds of kids can come and say, and some people don't say, dad, and some people don't like you got 18 years of
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like that you got 18 years of birthday give me birthday presents to give me exactly and so of course and also british people want to be anonymous just anonymous because that's just how yeah. quibble how we are. yeah. quibble with demure whatever. demure or whatever. so they change should. change that what they should. obviously the other obviously you and the other thing you're paid like thing is you're paid like expenses. should paid expenses. you should be paid properly be properly. you should be anonymous. course you got anonymous. and of course you got anonymous. and of course you got a for sort know a check for sort of you know you've a certain heritable illness but i'm really confused here import most our sperm here we import most of our sperm than get a united states than we can get a united states because the states is because the united states is sort young country so sort of young country so see themselves like what do themselves still as like what do you denmark to their you call denmark to get their own sperm. well both of these. yeah. most most people just do the using the old fashioned way using their but if you their own sperm. but if you can't that and you need sperm can't do that and you need sperm from else in both from somewhere else in both these united these countries, the united states denmark culture states and denmark got a culture of masturbating small cups. of masturbating into small cups. but i see an immigration but i see this as an immigration issue. mind people coming issue. never mind people coming across getting across channel illegally getting in, oh in, frozen in test tube. oh yeah, know you've done this yeah, i know you've done this into a right. and also generally men have got age between 18 and 40 to so you guys out 40 to donate. so you guys out sadly the problem. let's move on. like it or not, leo, women are more emotionally intelligent
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than men according to this story and are you angry about and times. are you angry about this? no, because . because this? well, no, because. because i'm dead emotionally intelligent . yeah. so, again, it shows how wrong times but yeah, wrong the times is. but yeah, they've , they've found the women they've, they've found the women flank men of empathy . the flank men of empathy. the essential trait , another essential trait, another sympathy, another sexist stereotype proved by science. i can't wait until we move on to other ones . but a study in 2018 other ones. but a study in 2018 found that people are looking for reasons why women might be more empathetic than men from all the hormones and all that. so nonsense and people have had traumatic events in childhood tend to be more empathetic as adults. so to put in extreme form is in the hostel is interest to get very good at reading mind of the kidnapper but the kidnapper a strange analogy to use for a mother and analogy to use for a mother and a child . don't you think that a child. don't you think that empathy is just a product of evolution, nick? i mean , it's evolution, nick? i mean, it's interesting, i have loads of it, but apparently bosses have less. so you're our boss and you have less of empathy, less empathy, full of empathy, you're this is another
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you're not. but this is another to me of this is another. do you're not. but this is another to nreally this is another. do you're not. but this is another to nreally haves is another. do you're not. but this is another to nreally have empathy? r. do you're not. but this is another to nreally have empathy? i do you're not. but this is another to nreally have empathy? i have you really have empathy? i have low yourself. there's in you less so i think us might want to. to yourself i don't to. i think to yourself i don't think that's empathy. i think that's true empathy. i think that's true empathy. i think would i have think anyone would say i have loads empathy. let's loads of empathy. i think let's say lowest empathy on say you're the lowest empathy on this. said me, this. nobody's ever said to me, oh, you me, nikki. so oh, you got me, nikki. so empathy. well, that's just wrong. it's they the wrong. but it's they the interesting part is that it gets closer. societies become more wealthy. becomes wealthy. this sort of becomes a sort blob where men become sort of blob where men become manly more manly and they become more empathetic in the meantime. yeah. interesting final story now, i'm not i'm really now, although i'm not i'm really man, you're not only you very, very butch, but very empathetic. the package, whole package the whole package, whole package . got . absolutely. we've just got time final story from time for this final story from tuesday's . this is one tuesday's mail. this is one about the king of the dinosaur this was the king of the dinosaurs, the dinosaurs, a genius. so the t—rex had the same of brain neurones modern primates neurones as modern primates primates. so he might have been out fork sort of have out to the fork and sort of have chill out and go to the pub and stuff like and have a sort of cultural understanding. that's, of if you believe in of course, if you believe in dinosaurs mean eye said dinosaurs mean private eye said that covid opinions
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that i had wacky covid opinions i give some i just want to give him some more by dinosaurs are more by saying dinosaurs are a hoax. is that going to be hoax. yeah. is that going to be watching this. yeah. and is just trolling and wacky covid area and call me thinks and whatever they call me thinks that shape that dinosaurs are. what shape is earth ? oh, it's flat as is the earth? oh, it's flat as a pancake. no, no, no. the earth is. a of cone like. yes, of is. a sort of cone like. yes, of course this is a cone. now, do you have any thoughts on whether tyrannosaurus rex was a genius i mean, it's lot of mean, it it's got a lot of neurones, but it's a big animal. so flesh . the t—rex so that's more flesh. the t—rex of , the brain, the size of a of, the brain, the size of a walnut or something like that that's out now. and they've changed it. they always changes all matter. yeah. the trouble is, dried by the time they is, it dried up by the time they looked at it. 300 million years ago. okay i'm not expert. ago. okay i'm not an expert. i'm not what called not what they called palaeontologist, of palaeontologist, and not one of them. anyway, we all learnt a them. so anyway, we all learnt a lot all we've got lot today. that is all we've got time for. thanks so much to time for. thanks ever so much to my leo kearse and nick my guests, leo kearse and nick dixon course, we'll be dixon. i of course, we'll be back with headliners. that will be tomorrow at and i'm be tomorrow at 11:00. and i'm going be joined by kearse going to be joined by leo kearse scott chaparro . and remember scott chaparro. and remember that repeated at 1 that headliners is repeated at 1 am. and again at 5 am, which
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