you were gb news in a moment, headliners. but first, let's get the latest news headlines . the latest news headlines. unions have condemned newly proposed law that will enforce minimum service levels for pubuc minimum service levels for public sector workers during industrial action. the bill will apply health, fire, education, transport and border security services . and under the proposed services. and under the proposed law, unions could be sued and staff could be sacked if adequate cover isn't provided dunng adequate cover isn't provided during times of strikes . the during times of strikes. the leader of the rmt has the proposal. an attack on, human rights and the tuc . it's going rights and the tuc. it's going to hold a national protect the right to strike day on the 1st of february. well, the business secretary grant shapps told

parliament the measures would, however, protect the public to deny and to vote against legislation that brings in minimum safety levels to our constituents. it's to attack their security and, their welfare . and labour has vowed to welfare. and labour has vowed to repeal the legislation if it wins the next general election . wins the next general election. the deputy leader, angela raynen the deputy leader, angela rayner, says the nhs was failing before . the strikes began . is my before. the strikes began. is my constituents who waited over an for an ambulance who died waiting for an ambulance that was not on the strike. so that is because of the disastrous chaos we have in the system . chaos we have in the system. this conservative government government . well, ambulance government. well, ambulance workers in england and wales are set to go out on strike tomorrow after talks with the government over pay to reach a resolution . over pay to reach a resolution. it's the first industrial action within the health sector this year with nurses in england also set to walk out later this month

. the health secretary has described the as unhelpful, but he is working with unions. now a remain court has upheld the detention of the controversial social media influencer tate after he appealed against their ruling . the once self—proclaimed ruling. the once self—proclaimed misogynist remain in police custody for the full 30 days alongside his and two female suspects an investigation. four face 29 charges including forming an organised crime group to sexually exploit six young women. they've all denied any wrongdoing . and the family of wrongdoing. and the family of a british man who has gone missing in ukraine say they're very worried, concerned about his health and whereabouts . health and whereabouts. ukrainian police say chris parry, age 48, and another brit, andrew , aged 28, a workers. it's andrew, aged 28, a workers. it's understood left the city of kramatorsk for the town of solider on friday morning and then were reported missing saturday evening. the region's

currently under intense fighting between kyiv and moscow's forces . those the latest news stories and you are up to date on tv onune and you are up to date on tv online on dab plus with gb news where now it's time for headliners . headliners. hello, i'm andrew doyle and. welcome to headliners. your first look at wednesday's papers. me tonight we photoshopped two of the uk's finest comedians leo kearse and chaparro. but first, let's take a quick peek at tomorrow's front pages. the telegraph is running with saving the planet is not job says fed . the guardian has job says fed. the guardian has angry plan that day of action over anti strike bill. the front cover the mirror has johnson living in £20 million home for free. meanwhile 123,000 children

in this country are homeless. daily express nurse is clock is ticking, rishi. do a deal for britain and the sun has a new plot smashed at heathrow. apparently uranium shipment was intercept by authorities. the daily star . intercept by authorities. the daily star. there's a guy works down the bus depot swears he's . down the bus depot swears he's. we will of course be covering that key and important story. those were your front pages . and those were your front pages. and let's kick off with the front page of the telegraph. leo, what are they running with.7 so their main story is saving the planet is not our job, says the chief of the fed, jerome powell. so he said institutions , should not said institutions, should not wade social issues beyond wade into social issues beyond the and agree with them. the remit and agree with them. i mean, the central bank should deal with inflation. i think it's quite a issue right now it's quite a big issue right now and take up and that's enough take tick up anybody's attention . they anybody's full attention. they don't to worry about don't need to worry about doomsday cults or climate change, anything like that. there is a bit of a rift amongst the financial lords at the

moment. sirjerome powell and mervyn of the mervyn is a former boss of the bank of england agree that, you know, banks stick to stick to banking but but china china central bank obviously they want to control everything and also the former head of the bank of england former bank of england governor carney, who's now special envoy to the united nafions special envoy to the united nations on climate change. he says the yeah, we should we should be tackling change because everything's virtue signalling. no instead of having them in on the whole, it's mostly he's most like ben and jerry's ice cream soda, lecturing everyone about toxic masculinity. yeah. and that kind of the banks just of thing. but the banks just restricting climate restricting this to climate change and jerry's change as well. ben and jerry's do advertising, free do it is advertising, free advertising ben jerry's advertising for ben and jerry's . it everybody sharing . it can get everybody sharing a picture of their diabetes causing ice cream and pretend that it's some sort of social justice campaign for plastic in two. by the way to get from melting. yeah they pour plastic into eating plastic when you're eating i mean i, eating ice okay i mean i, i cannot verify that rumour alleged here live on air but

nevertheless don't you think scott though that actually the bank of england should be there to money and just to talk about money and just money i'm a fan of money really. well i'm a fan of mark carney's for one thing, so don't him but don't put him down. but also quite tall. looks good in taguchi suit. but i think what they're should be they're saying they should be investing ideas that help promote idea that we're all promote the idea that we're all meant to be saving the planet, spending the same time. spending money at the same time. so they're for the kind so they're looking for the kind of can drop cash into of thing they can drop cash into that bring , of thing they can drop cash into that bring, you of thing they can drop cash into that bring , you oh, that will bring, you know, oh, so at down to so you look at you're down to the wall, you don't with the idea that this is virtue signalling, appear signalling, trying to appear relevant signalling relevant by virtue signalling is fine cause fine if it's for good. cause i think mean there's way to think i mean there's no way to signal good unless you are signal for a good unless you are promoting your own version. yeah. what's wrong with that there. i mean, you know, if we have a climate catastrophe, the corner, well, corner, why shouldn't. well, i. what's are they going what's next? are they then going to know, making there's to be, you know, making there's enough under three foot enough people under three foot represented ryanair . enough people under three foot represented ryanair. i mean represented in ryanair. i mean where it end this this where does it end this this survey. so getting involved in social and also i mean, social activism and also i mean, there's a couple of things wrong with it's going distract from with it's going to distract from the mission of actually the core mission of actually deaung

the core mission of actually dealing inflation, dealing dealing with inflation, dealing with with . is there an with with with. is there an issue with that? at the moment, it's of an issue with it it's a bit of an issue with it is the time to be is this isn't the time to be taken the eye off the taken taking the eye off the ball and also the government's response to change is response to climate change is going damage than climate going to do damage than climate change are change is. self governments are notoriously at doing notoriously terrible at doing things. so we don't need to. that's why the banks should deal with they're much better at looking themselves. but also looking for themselves. but also i think saying that i think they're saying that working climate change working on climate change will improve the economy and help with the inflationary problems. okay, well, we're going to turn to the front page of the sun. scott what are doing scott what are the sun doing today? they've been today? because they've been dropping with dropping the ball lately with their this one, their front covers. this one, this new smashed this one, the new plot smashed at . now, that's a at heathrow. now, that's a proper story. well, it is a good story, good night. story, a really good night. and december apparently plane december 29th, apparently plane was in from pakistan via was flying in from pakistan via oman and it landed at terminal four and it landed on time. so immediately they're suspicious. yeah, that would . yeah, i mean, yeah, that would. yeah, i mean, that suspicious. yeah. of that is suspicious. yeah. of there people it but they there were people on it but they weren't like weren't worried about that. like is making schedule is this plane making a schedule and? at it and they and? they looked at it and they

found looks really found a big box. it looks really super heavy, guys. and was uranium like, oh, uranium and they're like, oh, that's or is it good or good? so, i mean , there's uranium in so, i mean, there's uranium in this and uranium can be used what to create a bombs. yeah. okay. and it's come from pakistan by. oman. yeah. i mean it was meant for iranian nationals living in the uk and so they're going to trace down. they said they named the business there . that's the thing business there. that's the thing about the sun is about these stories. the sun is brilliant. they let out all the strategy all been revealed. strategy it's all been revealed. so involved this, so if you're involved with this, you've why are the you've all the way. why are the police checking police really left checking suspicious packages from? pakistan sounds islamophobic to me . yeah, right. it's for me. yeah, yeah, right. it's for not the for these people is destined for iranian nationals who bringing cultural who are just bringing cultural enrichment in of enrichment in the form of uranium iranian uranium. the problem . enrichment, yeah, they problem. enrichment, yeah, they should. instead of trying to bnng should. instead of trying to bring it in in a clean which you know the stuff and they'll get scanned they should have brought across bring to across or not just bring it to bnng across or not just bring it to bring nobody bring across the channel nobody checks at least checks that stuff. well at least they it just they intercepted them it just make how much they make you think how much they don't intercept. well, that's what said. see, what they said. they said. see, we're good job of

we're doing a really good job of sometimes up. sometimes if we if we mess up. oh well balance right. it is oh well the balance right. it is to easy uranium nuclear materials because drug materials because the drug sniffer dies and it also sniffer dog dies and it also said that there is protocol to follow like they're meant to keep that uranium far away from the passengers and the uranium box to close so they knows oh this is too close to the ceiling where the passengers sitting and they open the well. that's they open up the well. that's kind scary stuff kind of it's scary scary stuff we're now we're gonna to the mirror now leo the front cover the leo what's the front cover the mirror like wednesday mirror look like for wednesday so it's a picture of boris so it's got a picture of boris johnson this is this is a big gotcha the mirror this scandalously boris is living in his meets house yeah probably they see it for free they don't know if it's for free or not. so say former prime minister boris johnson, in a £20 million johnson, living in a £20 million property one the uk's most property in one of the uk's most expensive . expensive streets. a neighbouring is offered neighbouring property is offered for rent fo r £30,000 a month. for rent for £30,000 a month. i mean, i'm sorry , not living in a mean, i'm sorry, not living in a caravan in swansea . so what caravan in swansea. so what would they expect? what's the story here? the point they're making is in britain making is that in britain 120,000 123,000 children are homeless. now and boris homeless. right now and boris johnson's living an rv . yeah,

johnson's living in an rv. yeah, they're actually like living they're not actually like living in cardboard boxes, but backing and, you know, summer hanging out garden. but a lot of out in my garden. but a lot of them living boxes or them are living in boxes or something some woods, little woodsy . so this woodsy creatures. so this article is really just a to article is really just a way to sort the difference sort of identify the difference between and which between rich and poor, which know weird know about. yeah it's a weird it's way tack on to it's, a weird way to tack on to this because ultimately it's, a weird way to tack on to this johnson's se ultimately it's, a weird way to tack on to this johnson's matesmately it's, a weird way to tack on to this johnson's mates , ately it's, a weird way to tack on to this johnson's mates , rich, his boris johnson's mates, rich, his friends are going to be rich. so we'll be staying at some friend's going to be friend's house. it's going to be rich. friend's house. it's going to be fich.the friend's house. it's going to be rich. the weird thing it's rich. the weird thing is it's kind trashy backpack kind of a trashy backpack in. the like, why can't the photo, it's like, why can't he the backpack? he up the grade? the backpack? yeah, very point. yeah, that's a very good point. he's poor, he's trying look poor, he's trying appeal to mirror trying to appeal to mirror readers when he's walking down the homeless the street. the thing homeless kids terrible but kids like, it's a terrible but it's boris's problem. kids like, it's a terrible but it's not boris's problem. kids like, it's a terrible but it's not he's boris's problem. kids like, it's a terrible but it's not he's the is's problem. kids like, it's a terrible but it's not he's the leader.3lem. he's not he's the leader. it does very story to does seem like a very story to me. we're going to go to me. anyway we're going to go to the front cover. the guardian. they something a little they got something a little better. church going better. oh the church is going to because they to spend money now because they feel it's no means to spend money now because they feeithe it's no means to spend money now because they feeithe angry no means to spend money now because they feeithe angry union.o means to spend money now because they feeithe angry union. so,eans to spend money now because they feeithe angry union. so, yeah, no. the angry union. so, yeah, they're going around the public sector is sector strikes the row is escalating those unions are planning a coordinated day of action they're saying it's not a coordinated they said

coordinated action. they said that angry and that they're just angry and they're raise their they're going to raise their fists but it is fists and yell. but it is because not meant be because they're not meant to be coordinating days action. coordinating days of action. they've today. they've done that already today. yeah. be going yeah. this seems to be going on and like the and on and yeah. yeah. like the government isn't really making any progress. it felt like they were some progress. were making some progress. there was on the was a deal sort of almost on the table, it's the table table, but it's off the table now. terms pay and now. they weren't terms pay and they want staff shortages looked after government after the government saying nothing it nothing about that. they are it says labour the says here and labour said the proposal service proposal for minimum service levels in 6 hours health education ambulance, transport, fire, border security and nuclear decommissioning would exacerbate disputes. okay. so yeah , so are we going to go yeah, so are we going to go through this sort of through with this sort of minimum requirements? minimum service requirements? i believe happening believe so. happening live. do we yeah. mean, we know? yeah. i mean, that there some pretty there seem to be some pretty serious strikes up. serious strikes coming up. so paramedics are on strike as a result of this not being not being resolved . and that's not being resolved. and that's not serious because they're going to the border control border force go and go on strike and they can be replaced by anybody. you just need at a passport see. need to at a passport and see. that's okay. yeah but a paramedic actually do paramedic they could actually do stuff resuscitate. yeah so stuff like resuscitate. yeah so do you know nurses.

do nurses. you know nurses. yeah. they serious stuff. yeah. they do serious stuff. also, it's 2 million public sector that are angry and sector people that are angry and the government can't seem to get off a in the door. off of even a foot in the door. but can't survive what but people can't survive on what they're can't. so, they're earning. they can't. so, i know, nurses be paid i mean, you know, nurses be paid more. paid more. and if they were paid more, maybe be in the more, maybe wouldn't be in the they paid more. but they should be paid more. but people can survive on what they're paid. think they're getting paid. i think that's that's a bit a nonsense. they're paid enough. they're just not paid enough. but were a minimum but if there were a minimum service and there but if there were a minimum servaa and there but if there were a minimum serva kind and there but if there were a minimum serva kind of and there but if there were a minimum serva kind of skeletal d there but if there were a minimum serva kind of skeletal staff re but if there were a minimum serva kind of skeletal staff to was a kind of skeletal staff to deal basics, you would was a kind of skeletal staff to de'support basics, you would was a kind of skeletal staff to de'support of basics, you would was a kind of skeletal staff to de'support of strikes. you would was a kind of skeletal staff to de'support of strikes. i)u would was a kind of skeletal staff to de'support of strikes. i ll would was a kind of skeletal staff to de'support of strikes. i i thinkd be support of strikes. i i think i think they should play a role. they should pay barristers more because to y £5 coffee. because i to pay £5 for coffee. starbucks and throw it at starbucks and they throw it at me they're angry, they me like they're angry, like they could shoe. so could pooped on their shoe. so i think to be higher. think they need to be higher. also, barista and also, my husband's a barista and that's is really that's what this is really about. one of those about. he's he's one of those homeless write homeless children you write about basically, about for, basically, right. we're go now on to the we're going to go now on to the star another star always bucked the trend with their front covers why on earth have covers leo why on earth have they gone with they've got they gone with so they've got a picture of a guy dressed as elvis and he is some guy who spent remember all the spent £10,000. remember all the of or his name of london or whatever his name

was the london was only london all the london not the even think not all the don't even think that you know he's not a nice one but so spent he spent loads of to money look like a korean woman , i think it was. yes. yes. woman, i think it was. yes. yes. and no. this bus inspector inspired possibly by that, spent £10,000 to a look like instead of a k—pop superstar. he wants to look like elvis. yeah, you can see, i mean, that to look like elvis. yeah, you can see, i mean, tha t £10,000 can see, i mean, that £10,000 really been spent. well but wait a minute. this isn't plastic surgery in the way that only london got look korean. no london got to look korean. no he's just he bought he's just he just bought a really jacket. really expensive. right jacket. yeah. he yeah. yeah. and he's and he looks looks like looks he certainly looks like elvis was still alive and elvis if he was still alive and he on a beach he washed up on a beach somewhere, guess he'd look a somewhere, i guess he'd look a bit like this. but think might bit like this. but i think might be maybe might be wig. be a wig, maybe might be a wig. but we've seen pricey with but we've seen be pricey with not pricey. well, his not that pricey. well, if his real yeah it real human hair. it is yeah it depends how you it him depends on how you get it to him but okay again no neil here but but okay again no neil here is more expensive because so many men are but not much many men are bald but not much of again, it's just of a story. again, it's just someone spending money someone spending a lot of money together. this together. yeah, this is this only thing that safe . only just a thing that is safe. you or not. what this you can sing or not. what this guy is that

guy is, is he performer? is that what about? no, he's is a what it's about? no, he's is a ticket inspector on a bus. oh, so he's obsessed. yes. so he's just obsessed. oh, yes. to what got a ticket to me. what bus has got a ticket inspector? is this the 1940s? is it hogwarts something. yeah, i'm going 52. wow i'm going to say only 52. wow i'm going to say only 52. wow i'm going put a this. going to put a stop to this. that's part one after the that's it for part one after the break. take look break. we're going take a look at wednesday's stories , at wednesday's top stories, including being including a boris johnson being literally wiped out why might not want to work for labour party. and it seems that andrew tate is not going to be eating anytime soon. so in .

a welcome back to headline news i'm andrew doyle i'm joined by two top comedians and onlyfans superstar us leo kearse and scott chaparro scott, we're going to kick off with wednesdays mirror and have ever have you ever used photoshop to hide anything or do you just use it to make things bigger? i have

used photoshop for all sorts of purposes. yeah. you know because my size people so i have my actual size people so i have to shrink make people feel better about themselves. yeah yeah. so yeah i minimise like to minimise i'm like barbara boris johnson was photoshopped out of a grant shapps tweet with his the failed uk rocket . apparently the failed uk rocket. apparently there's an image of ships. i think we've got the image. yeah. it was taken in june on june 9th, 2021. it's a bit mean to refer to gun shops as a field uk rocket. yeah oh, he's gone . this rocket. yeah oh, he's gone. this is terrible. yeah. you see boris's elbow, right under the plane. if you look really, really. he didn't get so shapps ran photos of his there recently and people like no you weren't. and then that but that's actually i mean that's stalinist that's exactly what stalin did when got rid of people when when he got rid of people when people disappeared , they would people disappeared, they would then out. wants then be taken out. shapps wants look cool and it looks like he's laughing at the plane, like saying never saying on this plane he's never going it and maybe going to make it and maybe he's trying was right. trying to be. see, i was right. but he he had nothing to do

but he says he had nothing to do with that. yeah, he said it wasn't. says, it wasn't him wasn't. he says, it wasn't him at fingers at at all. he pointed fingers at the office said the office. the office said wasn't who did it. the office. the office said was somebody who did it. the office. the office said was somebody did/ho did it. the office. the office said was somebody did it. did it. the office. the office said was somebody did it. somebody i'm somebody did it. somebody must photoshop must a hacked into is photoshop on it. yeah, that's the so wants to distance himself from boris johnson. that he was johnson. no he said that he was really to the really happy to serve the prime minister. is prime minister. and this is prime minister. and this is prime minister this little minister boris. this little jacket. c i served jacket. he's a c i served under. so going so then what's going on? have you got the mystery solved? yeah, well, i think he's lying when he to be when he says he was happy to be with johnson. we got happy with boris johnson. we got happy to under nobody's to serve under nobody's weird. i mean, crunch jobs grant shapps is semi corner type is a field of semi corner type guy red scheme type guy running this red scheme type thing and he had he's been very sort of get rich quick quick schemes one of them was literally a get rich quick suggesting he's not worthy. no suggests he's very not trustworthy amazed i'm amazed he made it into politics but the thing is he will on camera and say things they tell him to say he's real puppet for them and he's a real puppet for them and send him a script and he'll repeat but the idea repeat it. but the idea of posting a photograph been posting a photograph that's been posted online before and modifying thinking modifying it and thinking you're going that going to get away with that everyday. i think you should

everyday. but i think you should see website for some of see the website the for some of his get rich quick schemes because are the most garish because they are the most garish mean he should be selling sunglasses or something because to look at them like looking at the web in 1996 when it first came out, it was only about seven primary colours and everything's this classic and one one image is a photo of a pyramid with the word scheme pointing yesterday, smiling on the goodness, say, well, the side goodness, say, well, we're going to move on to wednesday's now and wednesday's telegraph now and leo surprisingly they've written a story that makes labour look bad is a justified story ? bad is this a justified story? absolutely. so, you know , always absolutely. so, you know, always banging on about how much they're into equality, diversity and inclusion. but out and inclusion. but it out the labour pay their black labour actually pay their black minority staff 9% less than white staff because the labour are just comically racist. should be this should be abolished. that is needed . that abolished. that is needed. that is a misleading headline. the headune is a misleading headline. the headline says labour pays back of my doorstep% less than white people. that's not true that. it is don't pay black 9% is true. they don't pay black 9% less than white people. they do the same work. it's again like

this pay gap mythologies. this gender pay gap mythologies. they they don't lay black they don't they don't lay black people into of seniority . so people into of seniority. so like keir starmer, for example don't know if you've noticed but he's he's white all right if you look at the conservative party boss, the top guy conservative party rishi sunak being rich. all right. isn't this an example of where people are assuming that any inequality of outcome must be down to racism? well, i think if you're on the side , think if you're on the side, always bangs on about how you must have no inequality and all this sort of stuff , then yes, it this sort of stuff, then yes, it is hypocritical to . have is hypocritical to. have inequality site. i think inequality in your site. i think it'd to happen in it'd be fine for it to happen in the party because they're the tory party because they're not so beholden to these two ideologies. on. i mean this ideologies. come on. i mean this is unfair. it's look i wish i was black in showbiz because was just looking at a list of the top ten earners in showbiz in the and they're all black the us and they're all black people. and i make the us and they're all black people. yeah. and i mak a people. yeah. and i make £150 a show i can't survive going show now i can't survive going to homeless to be a homeless child hitchhiking imagine hitchhiking so this is i imagine if you're to get cast if you're trying to get cast in an advert seriously. yeah but this us or comedians

this isn't about us or comedians bad acts as it is about members of the party. of staff for the labour party. i think this an unfair attack personally. i think they still. it's because sir keir it's not because sir keir starmer using the star starmer i'm using the star because given this full honours, sir jemmy savile but sir starmer is going to bring he's going to obuge is going to bring he's going to oblige large companies to reveal their ethnicity pay gap. so the fact that he's using as a stick to serve, you know, a flag that's a wave and say, oh, look, we're so virtuous we're going to force companies do this. then force companies to do this. then he's himself. this he's doing it himself. but this only the company in only matters if the company in question is paying people of colour less than white people having jobs for the same job. because that is a legal. well, so it may . well, so that's why it may. well, somebody tell somebody needs to tell keir starmer he's bringing starmer a break. he's bringing this out for everyone. and he feels own . okay well onto feels in his own. okay well onto the guardian next and scots another census story but are we the right part of the uk to be able to understand? we are. we're in the smart part london is people go they want is where people go they want jobsif is where people go they want jobs if they have a good degree. so this says. so that's what this says. basically have a degree, basically if you have a degree, you to london because london

you to london because in london 50% population have a 50% of the population have a degree. have a degree and degree. if you have a degree and you want to serve coffee, then stay because stay in the midlands because people mean. people are stupid. they're mean. that the that is effectively what the story people from story is, is that people from people are is the people further up, are is the farther you the more farther north you go, the more it comes that. i don't it comes like that. i don't think is. it in think that is. oh, it says in the article that might be what the article that might be what the article that might be what the article is intimating. actually that talk is specific about university degrees. yeah. higher mean we did higher education. i mean we did ironically my in the west ironically i got my in the west midlands, was the only who got midlands, i was the only who got a degree that year. this a degree that year. so this statistic true. the only statistic must be true. the only person the west all of person the west in all of birmingham, the area. person the west in all of birmingham, the area . so birmingham, the area. so but what i interesting about this is this i mean this dates back when tony blair's when it was tony blair's tenure when it was about getting people into university. important is but about getting people into uni'numbers important is but about getting people into uni'numbers thatnportant is but about getting people into uni'numbers that youtant is but about getting people into uni'numbers that you quoted)ut about getting people into uni'numbers that you quoted are his numbers that you quoted are correct 50. and correct he wanted about 50. and thatis correct he wanted about 50. and that is what the number is. and that's necessarily the right that's not necessarily the right way about because, you way to go about it because, you know, correlation know, there is no correlation necessarily going necessarily between going to university and being intelligent. some of the smartest didn't go smartest people i know didn't go to they're to university and they're earning a whole more than them. no, i'm not to that. no, i'm not going to do that. you're also, you're you're a liar. also, you're lying you're lying now. lying you're lying right now. you're you of you're you've mess. you some of them not

them scoff. i have. you're not and i talking them and i stopped talking them because you're an because they idiots. you're an educator how educator yourself. know how important it it's important important it is. it's important for that kind of mind. for people to that kind of mind. but apprenticeship, money, apprenticeships into the sort of the trades , you can the craft, the trades, you can earn a lot money way. earn a lot of money that way. and be a smart thing to and it can be a smart thing to do yeah, absolutely. do right. yeah, absolutely. becoming electric becoming a plumber, an electric sheen, welder . becoming a plumber, an electric sheen, welder. yeah. my sheen, a welder. yeah. my brother's going to do welding. there is way more money and that he forgot that . you need he forgot that. you need somebody to do to make actual real things instead of just work, you know, inclusion, policy . we used to say that some policy. we used to say that some people just aren't academic. it should because we assume that people who aren't academic are also not of the arts. so they don't contribute to the creative society we live in that they don't take part in it. i'm not good at panel beating you know. i mean, we've all got our role right. panel beaters right. and also panel beaters have the money to enjoy have got the money to enjoy their which nobody who went to university you if university does. you know, if you're doing you're working, you know, doing some one of these type some of daft one of these type type we yourself type jobs, we yourself little home this another story home again this is another story about identify about let's let's identify inequality of outcome and try

and reach things and fix. i mean i'm overeducated , under i'm overeducated, under stimulated and dehydrated but i can't stand theatre. i go to can't stand the theatre. i go to the rational. let's a bullet the rational. let's put a bullet between i mean, it is between my head. i mean, it is quite at moment. quite bad at the moment. horrible. all functioning as punishment rich people. punishment for rich people. opera is punishment for what? is there all drunks? you to be drunk to sit through glass? drunk to sit through that glass? yes. now yes. staying the guardian. now for story of how for an interesting story of how perhaps not all gender recognition certificates are equal recognition certificates are equal. this ? so equal. leo, what's this? so the uk its gender recognition uk as its gender recognition list and they say it risks a travel ban so a lot of countries around the world australia, new zealand know scotland as well. scotland is possibly the basically the basically made it so you you can you can just self—declare your gender so i can just hey i'm a woman and then show me a woman the other day. yeah, i'm gender fluid. i'm more than a woman. i do more than diversity on the panel leave achieved it. yeah, but this is like who is it who came up with this phrase trans ban because it's the most ridiculous the lgbtq+ rights guy did i read

about it here in the article he's quoted in the guardian of the guardian travel ban. the whole point is mr. whole point is that mr. macfarlane came up with it as his name. well, mr. macfarlane an idiot, because the whole point it's a measure point of this, it's a measure to protect from protect women from people, from people self—identifying and exploiting that loophole. that's the point of this like the scottish system now is obviously to be open to those who want to exploit it. let i'm definitely going . so why should going to exploit. so why should someone a gender someone who gets a gender recognition in your recognition certificate in your country be to use that country be allowed to use that to women's spaces in to get into women's spaces in this country? that doesn't seem fair at and the fair at exactly. and it's the same you know, same with driving. you know, similarly, to similarly, you've got to pass the test satisfy an examiner the test and satisfy an examiner that can drive . whereas, you that you can drive. whereas, you know, scotland , which is you , know, scotland, which is you, you don't have to satisfy anybody that you've changed your genden anybody that you've changed your gender. you just need to just see look, i can drive now see here, look, i can drive now i can drive a car. it's like, well, no, there's a big pile up in the more we got, this is constantly like, constantly framed as like, oh these actually who these were actually people who are are are suggesting trans people are predators. that. what predators. no one's that. what they're there they're saying is that there are

men will about who and men who will lie about who and what they are. yeah. to get access to vulnerable women and you know, men do that a lot. i wish media not such wish the media not use such a weapon or to sell papers because really trans really most of the trans community i would imagine in this the us this country, in the us definitely the world, would definitely in the world, would rather lives, be rather just live their lives, be absolutely a symbol. absolutely seen as a symbol. right way. but don't right either way. but i don't think it's the newspaper's fault, i think politicians fault, i think is politicians and activists aren't trans or aren't trans as we as mr. mcfarland. yeah you know big lumpy blokes a lot of times they want subsume in into the trans movement but they're not really, you know, trans transgender people by and large, you know past pretty much every respect them as the gender they're living us. it's confusing because way we used to call them . yeah and these were people who, who, you know, went through horrible, surgery , horrible, painful surgery, incredible measures really . it's incredible measures really. it's not it's not an easy life to live and they did all this stuff but the trans umbrella has but now the trans umbrella has become so broad which might be a

good in a way because you good thing in a way because you know, when i was first coming out the eighties, 1880s, out in the eighties, the 1880s, it was difficult it was difficult trans people to difficult for trans people to find acceptance. find sort of acceptance. and even this humorous disco and definitely a comedy or definitely on a comedy or performance and they were performance stage. and they were definitely by their definitely shunned by by their own community because a lot own lgbt community because a lot of lesbians and gay men felt like, well, these people should adopt this gender if they haven't suffered it children. haven't suffered it as children. but young but i like that young people don't see a difference, but i don't see a difference, but i don't think it helps trans people conflate those people when you conflate those people when you conflate those people suffer genuine people who suffer from genuine gender dysphoria with male fetishists , get off on wearing fetishists, get off on wearing a dress , which is what's dress, which is what's happening. but then what it should be left to is why the scottish law bothers me. it should be left to a psychiatrist to talk to this person and see that they there should be some sort criteria because sort of criteria because that they they a government they are they it is a government then these criteria. that's what we're what we're saying then these criteria. that's what wethat what we're saying then these criteria. that's what wethat the what we're saying then these criteria. that's what wethat the scottish we're saying then these criteria. that's what wethat the scottish government then these criteria. that's what wetisaidie scottish government then these criteria. that's what wetisaid we rcottish government then these criteria. that's what wetisaid we don'th government then these criteria. that's what wetisaid we don'th gov�*toiment has said we don't need to know. you just say anything you can just say anything because man, predatory because no man, no predatory has ever woman . sturgeon ever lied to a woman. sturgeon is to be next. sturgeon is going to be next. sturgeon soon. i that's what this soon. i think that's what this is about, because would

is all about, because i would yes okay, we're yes maybe it is. okay, we're going to finish this section with wednesdays. i and on with wednesdays. i and more on the andrew tate with andrew tate as we all know is hot he's lost as we all know is hot he's lost a bid to be freed from a romanian prison. he's in bucharest and they showed him leaving the courtroom and having not gotten what he wanted he said what do you do? well, he thought he's going to go in for 24 hours, but they've haven't and they give him a 30 day sentence. and, his brother sentence. he and, his brother and he's with. and two women that he's with. okay all put away okay they've all been put away for films. that's what for basically films. that's what they he convicted they do. but he hasn't convicted of been held of anything. he hasn't been held on remand. yeah, right. he's only romantic. okay. only being romantic. okay. i imagine saying phrase imagine you saying the phrase agitate his heart is what's going get clipped. okay. going to get clipped. oh, okay. you said out out. you said out loud. sure you need make loud. i'm sure you need to make the edit, but he is delicious. and also it is a strange case because were talking about like these women agree to appear on camera and thought that he was in love with them when they said that's saying, that's what they're saying, isn't warehouse full

isn't it? a whole warehouse full 350 women, the oh, he loves me. but he's got a lot of love to give. are there any women there who have any agency or common sense? well that have anything to do with this case? we don't know what happened in case. know what happened in this case. we we don't we just don't know. and we don't think we things yeah, think we make things up. yeah, yeah. so yeah. we're a news channel. so we can't what's we actually we can't what's what's the he was what's interesting is the he was actually holding a koran. he when of court, went when he came out of court, went court and talked with the koran , when you convert , his hand. and when you convert to instantly the to islam instantly absolve the both . yeah interesting both prior. yeah interesting i don't know what's my if i was going to agree to carry on they'd have to handcuff to the floor and a move garbage halfway through join us after through show and join us after the break not where we're going to be talking about the secondary school where relationship tapes are banned secondary school where relaonly hip tapes are banned secondary school where relaonly withapes are banned secondary school where relaonly with teachers banned secondary school where rela only with teachers why ed not only with teachers why watching football can mean your door will getting in. and door will be getting in. and we're also going to hear about a sniffing police dog in a moment.

welcome back to headliners. your first look at wednesday's newspapers . let's get straight newspapers. let's get straight to it with the independ aident and news of the fast bestselling non—fiction book ever. oh, yeah. is it book the new puritans ? you is it book the new puritans? you should plug that. give them the it's not it's not that book is not. i'm sure that was i'm sure that was close behind there it's prince harry's spare which you may have a narrative if you watch gb news over the last couple or any news couple of weeks or any news channel. yeah recorded channel. yeah so it recorded figures , 400,000 copies on its figures, 400,000 copies on its on its first day of publication, although that's hardback, e—book and audio format. so that's, you know, that's including downloads and your is he reading your version himself ? get me to sleep version himself? get me to sleep at home so i mean do you think he could do you think i didn't know he could read? now, what exactly is the issue? so someone else have to do it for him? i mean, no idea so many mean, got no idea why so many

people the feel like people are the feel like i've read i've fighting the read the whole i've fighting the good right well good bits on all right well that's is that he's that's the thing is that he's leaked so many of the most interesting anecdotes. yeah and they how spanish they say thing about how spanish version in version came out five days in advance. must advance. that must have deliberate. right. because all of press been over of the press has been all over this of these stories this with all of these stories came early to. oh, came out early in japan to. oh, it japanese are obsessed it didn't. japanese are obsessed with more than with the royals much more than anywhere really. hundred anywhere else. really. hundred thousand. publisher he thousand. the publisher said he needs million for needs to sell 1.7 million for the to even. oh the publisher to break even. oh so they gave him much money. so they gave him so much money. well, there, well, on his way there, i thought saying that thought. are you saying that it's i thought was it's an all about. i thought was i thought it was an agatha christie book when heard about christie book when i heard about it. sounds like it. yeah, it sounds like one. well, murder well, it must be a murder mystery because. we what mystery because. we know what this who killed this is really about. who killed my what. my mommy, right? that's what. goodnight. what about goodnight. no, that's what about because he doesn't he because he doesn't know and he knows. know because knows. he doesn't know because he's he's not really he's not really. he's not really a he's not. all a bloodline he's not. we all know well i don't know he's not. well i don't know. not he's not know. he's not he's not a bloodline so they won't tell bloodline and so they won't tell me william knows all me secrets and william knows all the secrets. that's why william got bigger we've got got a bigger room and we've got a because knows all a hotter wife because knows all the and stuff. lot of the lies and stuff. lot of speculation. wild speculation. this the future. prince this is the future. if prince ever bring his all in

ever decided to bring his all in book out, he could. he could just one day and tell us who killed the casinos. so killed the casinos. yeah. so this will interesting. the this will be interesting. the royal just been royal family have just been very quiet maybe that is the quiet and maybe that is the right way deal with this right way to deal with this rather get into if rather than get into a war. if you know, he get his you know, he said get his wife out the country, think out of the country, i think prince should gb prince william should come gb news. that would be the news. i think that would be the best course should. i'm sure he's invited. he's he's been invited. i'm he's considering it. it might happen. okay. we're going to be on to the this the the next story. this is the guardian it seems guardian now, scott, it seems that of england now that the church of england now think that slavery is wrong. did you of england you know the church of england has a £9 billion plus endowment fund i know it's real. fund? i mean, i know it's real. and do, but some of those churches are in terrible condition difficult to condition but difficult to maintain aren't really condition but difficult to maintain scots aren't really £9 billion. a big billion. when you have a big house, true costs house, it's true it costs a thousand. a thousand, possibly the ceiling and my it the new ceiling and my toil it but exactly imagine having but exactly so imagine having a chapel. my toilet gets chapel. yeah but my toilet gets more action than any chapel. no oh no . maybe a couple of decades oh no. maybe a couple of decades ago it . yeah you're right. yeah ago it. yeah you're right. yeah yeah. so wait the good old story about so anyway fund they're

addressing past wrong the church they made a lot of money out of they made a lot of money out of the slave trade the 18th century. right and they want to give back they're not they're saying look, these are not reparations, which means you know they are reparations, but the that's the church is saying that's all. but is they're saying that but this is they're saying that we that the queen we recognise that the queen what's her name and yeah, that one she meant queen anne's bounty was an investment in the south sea company and the south sea company between 17 1479 was transatlantic . so many i mean, transatlantic. so many i mean, most rich people at the time would have had some kind of investment or connection. oh absolutely. the initiatives , absolutely. the initiatives, there's some there's some good news for us. i mean, i think i'm going to get a payment from this because they're because they say that they're going projects going to support projects focussed improving focussed on improving opportunities for communities adversely impacted by historic slavery . now my ancestors were slavery. now my ancestors were the wages were actually by the availability of slave labour so i think i'm owed you know all the all that backdated fees from a great great great granddad this is issue with this is the issue with reparations is that how can you

possibly who owed possibly quantify who is owed what us what because we're all of us descended combination of descended from a combination of slaves and slave owners all of us mean some change later us i mean some change later because. family owned a in because. my family owned a in virginia the town was named them. but my grandmother it very clear that we had workers we kind of owned. but she said they liked it then of course she's going to save us. well, they you know, they were shaped for that sort of work. and she sort of work. and so she she felt as she'd done them felt as though she'd done them a favour i look got some favour so i look i've got some well coins, i've got some, i've, i reparations right now . i demand reparations right now. that's old homemade bread in my view. a to view. you know, it's a bit, to be fair the church, i mean, be fair to the church, i mean, they're not giving reparations to well they're to anyone. well they're saying if up this if they're going to set up this fund communities and areas fund to communities and areas that affected that were adversely affected by slavery , well, isn't that slavery, well, there isn't that everywhere. much everywhere. that's pretty much all. isn't that just all. and also isn't that just what to be doing what the is supposed to be doing anyway yes to virtue signalling anyway? yes to virtue signalling showing a blue we're going to end slavery that's already ended . the archbishop country has said i'm deeply sorry for this, but who's the apologising to? he apologised before? for him it

was him in the tape machine. he got he starts and that'll be got and he starts and that'll be okay. it all makes sense now. finally we're going to move on to another story now this is from wednesday telegraph . and is from wednesday telegraph. and is this kind of school you this the kind of school you would your daughter would want to send your daughter to what about. we'd to? what about. yeah, we'd actually yeah. the school has banned pupils from hugging or having , so i'm having relationships, so i'm assuming it must be an afghani town somewhere. no, no it is in chelmsford and that's a bit of a turnoff for the big sunday school kids. essex, i thought kids in essex invented shenanigans. the bike shares. but yeah, but a letter sent by assistant headteacher mcmillan says the school does not tolerate any physical contact between members of the school community. none are told to go. they go right into. it's not just they're not just talking about, you know, any sort romantic stuff . no touching at romantic stuff. no touching at all, no touching at, all holding romantic stuff. no touching at all, no nothing] at, all holding romantic stuff. no touching at all, no nothing nothing holding romantic stuff. no touching at all, no nothing nothing atlding romantic stuff. no touching at all, no nothing nothing at all.) hands, nothing nothing at all. and if someone's upset, someone's just had a bereavement, can't your bereavement, you can't put your arm around them. if you do that and if you're both underage, then you're double. yeah yeah.

but yeah, this is also this relates to this is about teachers. yeah because been relates to this is about teteacheryeah because been relates to this is about teteacher andi because been relates to this is about teteacher and we cause been relates to this is about teteacher and we know been relates to this is about teteacher and we know that been a teacher and we know that teachers don't physical teachers don't make physical contact pupils contact with people's pupils making physical contact with pupils. they can. but that's insane. look i'm, i kind of insane. no, look i'm, i kind of like in what's what. when like this in what's what. when i was in school, didn't know was in school, i didn't know kids i thought kids banging away. i thought everybody i everybody was hysterical as i was. now find out people was. and now i find out people were about sex. i just were thinking about sex. i just got. about basic got. what about basic of humanity? 14, it's humanity? when you're 14, it's about if you're a boy about sex. me, if you're a boy and 14, it's about sex. and you're 14, it's about sex. i'm unbelievable. physics physical contact is necessary apparently for happiness we british people are so unhappy they did a study that showed how many times two friends that went for coffee touched each other dunng for coffee touched each other during like half an hour or something. and in brazil. brazil when are talking 230 times, when we are talking 230 times, i'm britain, the british people touch zero times. i just don't think that i remember being at school or that rough and play you that's part of being a you know that's part of being a kid, right? yeah. yeah. no yeah. and it behind safety is, and hiding it behind safety is, is, is my neighbour scott. he had the same name as i did and.

i make and wear underwear to play i make and wear underwear to play game battleship play this game called battleship . different kind . this is a very different kind of that we will of anecdote, one that we will not here. that's not entertain here. that's was i know scott a moustache . he know scott had a moustache. he drove car . know scott had a moustache. he drove car. some kids mature drove a car. some kids mature earlier than . we're going to earlier than. we're going to move mirror now. and move on to the mirror now. and it you can od on. yes well it seems you can od on. yes well heroic sniffing dog has died after over 200 sex offenders behind bars. sorry say that again, a sniffing dog died. he's died. he's he was only years old. but that's know about 84 to you and me. but anyway, he was a canine named u rl you and me. but anyway, he was a canine named u r l o from weber county in, utah, was only the fourth dog in the world to be trained as an electronic storage detection . how does a dog get detection. how does a dog get sniffing out drugs? because it leaves . and how does a dog sniff leaves. and how does a dog sniff out? because he found things that led to them find these these producers . he he sniffed these producers. he he sniffed out some keys , a wall in out some keys, a wall in a toilet. and when they found those that had been hidden those keys that had been hidden there. what they were for. there. they what they were for. so found. so he found what he found. yet that's accessory like

that's actually accessory like you could smell could bring sulphur as well sulphur what hard drives as well is usb drives that some dog is very pleased with himself. yes he does. yeah. is that a labrador ? i think i think it labrador? i think i think it could well be , a lot better. could well be, a lot better. i mean, it is impressive. it's an impressive dog. he's partnered with detective hartman and they did over 200 search warrants and digital evidence of dozens of child abuse material. okay. well you know, it's a successful dog there we go. we're going to finish three now with the finish part three now with the express like express and leo. it like the police finally after police are finally going after some well, no some criminals, right? well, no , the police are launching a crackdown on people who illegally stream league games, which she seems as so much knife crime, burglary things like that happy slapping. i don't know if that still happens but police this is the thing anymore. i've decided i've maybe it's on unhappy the the way unhappy slapping the way the way the economy's going but police will reportedly a thousand homes this attempt get on this week as they attempt get on top the illegal streaming of top of the illegal streaming of premier because premier matches because obviously the people are suffering of suffering most and the cost of living crisis on premier league clubs don't have enough money.

why this are the police why is this what are the police doing? have their doing? they should have their own doing it. and you know own teams doing it. and you know why? why the police only up why? why do the police only up your into your your car get broken into your house? into the house? get broken into the police? if there's police? don't turn. if there's somebody an somebody sends a tweet an abusive or or, you abusive limerick or or, you know, streams , streams a premier know, streams, streams a premier league game the kicked in the door you know why is these things are easier deal with and they're nicer to deal with getting somebody in a headlock who's knife is it who's got knife but this is it is theft though i mean it's clearly theft. they're not paying clearly theft. they're not paying subscription. so clearly theft. they're not payiishouldn'tjbscription. so clearly theft. they're not payiishouldn't they ption. so clearly theft. they're not payiishouldn't they be?�*|. so clearly theft. they're not payiishouldn't they be?�*|. s

getting involved in this kind of thing they getting their thing or are they getting their priorities think, priorities wrong? i think, you know, law know, if someone breaks the law should punished. should be punished. right? right. for tv right. and i pay for tv licencing exactly. think licencing exactly. i don't think this the same as people tweeting out things, is out offensive things, which is none police's business. none of the police's business. yeah, that's just yeah, yeah, yeah. that's just free am free speech theft. why am i paying free speech theft. why am i payin g £170 a to watch the paying £170 a year to watch the bbc when these bbc put me to sleep when these guys a free what? it's guys getting a free what? it's not like somebody steals your car. you don't have a car anymore. comes and anymore. if somebody comes and makes of car makes an exact copy of your car that's how is affecting you that's how is that affecting you they all this the they should do all this the premier league premier leagues got money. everybody got too much money. is everybody moral go in moral civic duty to go in illegally stream premiership they selling the premier they are selling the premier league. okay okay . i will league. okay well okay. i will just add that gb news does not endorse in all endorse theft in any way. all right. that's kearse. right. that's leo kearse. anyway, last break. but do anyway, the last break. but do come for why not coming come back for why not coming back will make you? happier. what bounces are really looking forward stop you coming in. forward to stop you coming in. and we an american easy and we mock an american easy pickings came into .

welcome back to the final part of headliners your look at wednesday's newspapers and i am joined by scott and leo still we're going to start with this on the telegraph and this is why oscar wilde might have ruined things for gay rights that doesn't, right? yeah. his doesn't, right? yeah. it's his fault. all of us. his fault. he ruined it apparently ruined it all. apparently victorian england guys are picking each other up on the street all the time. like happening like it. i'm happening a lot like it. i'm sorry. pick you sprayed that sorry. you pick you sprayed that spray and i'm getting a cancer we got a dog interspaced anyway. and leo warned him he did it anyway so yes , there were men anyway so yes, there were men cruising the in cruising the streets in victorian. man victorian. yeah. another man picking but these were picking them up. but these were men with interests. that was a sexual wasn't throughout sexual and it wasn't throughout history. that's thought was history. that's thought it was prevalent victorian prevalent in victorian england. right in this wave of right then in 1895, this wave of homophobia happened and they're blaming the story blaming oscar wilde the story because was accused of because wilde was accused of being gay by that old queen, queensberry right. and then he

is right, by the way, he was right. but noel, well, he accused him of being opposing . accused him of being opposing. that's untrue. he was a he was imposing it all. he's quite good at it. but anyway, oscar wilde sued him foolishly for libel and the case of course in international so and it ruined oscar wilde's life and ruin it for gay but the point they stopped because they're saying that just at that time there were these books as books by havelock ellis trying to sort of say, being gay isn't the say, look, being gay isn't the problem. can make work. problem. we can make this work. they were to frame it in a normal of way, which is normal sort of way, which is impossible man, because impossible as a gay man, because we're they're. and we're freaks. yes, they're. and thank there's freaks in the world, but they're trying to frame look, all so frame saying, look, we're all so carpenters. have we have carpenters. we also have we have can give you wood. we can give you but was that you wood. yes but he was that but they're that but but they're saying that after the oscar ball trial effectively became to gay effectively it became to be gay because course, illegal because of course, it illegal basically and lot gay basically to be gay and lot gay men to the continent. men run off to the continent. they like capri and they run off to like capri and naples. did . they're still naples. they did. they're still there today. fact, there today. in fact, oscar wilde's is still wilde's grandson is still alive. and he lives, and i don't know where he lives, but off somewhere, you

but he's off somewhere, you know, somebody doing know, with somebody doing something the something. not sure. but but the point is that they say that while because he drew attention to it , he made while because he drew attention to it, he made people self—conscious of it and made it issue that, know, a issue and that, you know, in a way it reminded of when i'm playing or or playing abu dhabi or dubai or doha they you, please, doha and they ask you, please, just it a political just don't make it a political issue. can what want issue. you can do what you want indoors. don't just say indoors. just don't just say that long as who are locals that as long as who are locals there, don't leave themselves 93v- there, don't leave themselves gay. they can get away with whatever want. is it the whatever they want. is it the case wilde case that oscar wilde is to blame? i'm not i blame? i'm not sure. i mean, this this a bit of this is this seems a bit of speculation, which apparently we're not allowed to do. and but, . so oscar wilde after but, yeah. so oscar wilde after after his failed libel case, was he then excused and imprisoned? was it so did the british criminal. he soon after, did he bnng criminal. he soon after, did he bring criminal case against bring a criminal case against him? that two years him? right. and that two years hardly talk . and here they hardly the talk. and here they talk about wilde being seen as a symptom of degenerate culture. how queen degenerate culture would be seen as a bad thing almost was made of changed. okay we're going to stick with the telegraph and why looking your

face is depressing. everybody wants so this is turning off the tv could really make you happier but please wait until end of the show. apparently every of television watched in a day increases a person's risk of depression by 5. what depends what you want. unless watching headliners. well, there we go. it says later on. but apparently there's a link between incidence behaviour in depression. i'm going to feel it. we've known this since 1895. if you just sit and you don't move around, you don't go outside and touch grass the modern term for it you know gordon going to around get some get sun your face get some get some sun your face get some fresh air you're going get fresh air you're going to get depressed about it . there's depressed about it. there's a lot that tv and lot of stuff that bashes tv and so says that tv is really so it says that tv is really about people, but it about the young people, but it has revolutionary has been really revolutionary terms terms of terms of education in terms of information . are people dumber information. are people dumber than were 50 years ago? than they were 50 years ago? well, when you when you when you read look at the way read when you look at the way people respond to behaviours when and since we're when in the now and since we're on point you watch a film on the point you watch a film from cut this film so from 1970 they cut this film so hard follow cannot why hard to follow it why cannot why am paying attention am i not paying attention to this? more

this? because oh, there's more than character in it and there's something to with tv just something to do with tv just being that being like, you think that tv and programs generally have and tv programs generally have been down? yes quite been dumbed down? yes quite a lot. so that and that's actually affecting our capacity to understand follow . i think understand and follow. i think that don't how that people don't know how to take joke i think take a joke anymore. i think that expect themselves to that people expect themselves to be positively portrayed on screen, they that's screen, that's what they that's what their phone, screen, that's what they that's what what their phone, screen, that's what they that's what what they their phone, screen, that's what they that's what what they see. ir phone, screen, that's what they that's what what they see. so hone, screen, that's what they that's what what they see. so why, that's what they see. so why people more people really getting more stupid or are the tests just harder . stupid or are the tests just harder. well, i think when you look at when you look at people in you're out and in the club, when you're out and about people the about watching people cross the street traffic coming their street with traffic coming their way and they're this on way and they're doing this on their looks a their phone, that looks like a stupid be stupid thing to be doing. algebra that's depressing algebra now, that's depressing because people aren't interacting. think that's interacting. and i think that's really what this is about. but surely for that. surely isn't to blame for that. there's sorts of things to there's all sorts of things to blame social media not blame for that social media not being but screens. these are evil. we have evil. we know that we have television. it's funny as the father or sometimes mother of a baby i'm more about you baby i'm more worried about you social media than tv. i'm almost like you don't watch instead like you don't watch tv instead of using social media to notice because social media is, you know, you're exposing the whole world. yeah, because tv a

world. yeah, because tv is a passive . yeah. tv passive individual act. yeah. tv doesn't have to be anti social anyway. what mean. but why anyway. what i mean. but why does depressed. does it make you depressed. that's understand that's what i don't understand about sitting down. sitting down? no air, down? no sunlight, no fresh air, no . i guess less human no. i guess less human interaction. to need to interaction. you need to need to go. you need to around go. so you need to move around to i watch tv, i'm to be. when i watch tv, i'm like, this another program? like, is this another program? a woman chased. and then woman is being chased. and then abused and tied up and then murdered with murdered another program with massive amounts and massive amounts of violence. and if watch cctv and cnn , if you just watch cctv and cnn, but what we tend to watch are things like, you know, i just finished watching howards end, the four part series that was filmed the bbc five years filmed on the bbc five years ago. fantastic. and ago. yeah, it's fantastic. and there of any there wasn't one moment of any of know, we could of that, you know, we could watch something that well, all in watch a of tv in moderation, watch a bit of tv , get outside as well. okay. , but get outside as well. okay. we're to the metro now. we're going on to the metro now. scott life, isn't scott it's a dog's life, isn't it? well i guess so. that's why the term popped up, right? because can switch off because nobody can switch off like friend. but like the man's best friend. but apparently dogs are having an existential . now, the dogs are existential. now, the dogs are depressed. they are because this one dog bunny. his fan base is

fan base grew online . so they fan base grew online. so they started in information in all sorts of different ways, alerting the dog when the owners were in town or trying to get the dog to respond, to react, to sounds and certain visual stimuli . right. and so they stimuli. right. and so they thought that they could in read what was going on in the dog's mind and they found out that the dog wondered why the dog was even alive. i do not believe for a second they determine a second that they can determine a second that they can determine a when the dog is a dog's private when the dog is depressed. because depressed. maybe it's because it's it's, you it's called bunny and it's, you know, rabbit. but that's know, not a rabbit. but that's why because why dogs are so cute, because you at face, you know you look at their face, you know exactly thinking. exactly what they're thinking. no, you no, that's anthropomorphism. you just your own just sort of imposing your own emotions don't. emotions onto the dog. i don't. that that what i'm that word means that what i'm saying is that dog is this dog with its nose. words. yeah, with its nose. 100 words. yeah, it than 100 i it does more. than 100 words. i know. any know. so you believe this? any of layer? no i mean, of this layer? no i mean, i don't think dogs can can be depressed, but not at depressed, but i'm not at all. i don't why anybody get don't know why anybody would get a cat or a stupid animal a dog, a cat or a stupid animal that get or think, that mean you get or think, well, reason you get dogs well, the reason you get dogs because affectionate because they're affectionate and they generally they like you generally affection. that. and affection. they know that. and they dogs. don't. they smell dogs. they don't.

they smell the dog, they do. so they smell the dog, by way. they smell like by the way. they smell like popcorn, greengrocers, me, but also can protect you like also dogs can protect you like live in the countryside, don't you? yeah, yeah. genghis khan was general first was protected by a general first ever pit bull. was protected by a general first ever pit bull . bit an assassin's ever pit bull. bit an assassin's foot. you're always on the show promoting durables, are you being paid by the world gerbil federation. you federation. you know that you just realise got 5 minutes to fill in fill in that it you've got to move on from that depressed dog story. we're going to move now to wednesday. leo to move on now to wednesday. leo and is this place they're writing about, it's called a night club. is night and club. yeah. is a nightclub. oh yeah. i thought they'd extinct. they'd all gone extinct. yeah, well, high cost well, because of the high cost of and, know, of everything and, you know, every , every just people every, every just meets people on instead going out on tinder. no. instead going out and face, face. but and chatting face, face. but a venue, a nightclub and path in australia, it's called bar one, has brought in bizarre blanket ban on red. his bosses believe a red flag for bad behaviour mean it's not actually that weird this is this is crazy but it sounds quite where there's a trend going round so you know i guess the ruffians don't know of a more and i don't know the

australian term for the delinquents. yeah the delinquents. yeah the delinquents in australia bogans i think is what they call them. yeah. yeah. similar to the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy. but they, there's a trend for them wearing red shoes so you ever choose. no, not so you wear ever choose. no, not no. time since i did that no. long time since i did that musical . no, no, i don't wear. musical. no, no, i don't wear. right. | musical. no, no, i don't wear. right. i have a worn. oh well red topside you know tops there but they're sailing shoes but is it vogue? is it indicative? i guess it would make more sense if it was like banning caps because thugs wear caps, so they can't be seen by the cctv. but a fashion choice like a red. yeah, but kids wearing them but these kids are wearing them , identify what , they're there to identify what you like gang you mean. it's like a gang things. well that's things. yeah. well that's slightly different. i mean, there's logic it then there's a kind of logic it then i thought it's a really i just thought it's a really strict, dress code, strict, bizarre dress code, you know, identify know, it's just to identify who's and who's who's in the group and who's not. also the red shoes just not. also so the red shoes just identify as as identify them immediately as as illegal behaviour. identify them immediately as as illegal behaviour . they want illegal behaviour. they want people know. there people to know. isn't there something about australia though? i it's very kind of nanny australia. nanny state in australia. i remember being in sydney and they had curfew so you they had a curfew so you couldn't buy drink after 10:00

couldn't buy a drink after 10:00 or they would, or something and they would, they wanted and they basically wanted it. and this was before pandemic, by the way. was just because way. yeah, this was just because they would go out they thought people would go out and think there's and fight. yeah, i think there's something culture something about the culture there, have there, which they did have a culture there. there's culture over there. there's a lot a lot of, lot of violence a lot of, you know, one punch mart hours so people punched , fall over people get punched, fall over and heads and crack their heads really. yeah. in perth. fine yeah. especially in perth. fine enough. so there was a no they've brought in some extreme law against punching people in the head. but also i mean we've been law against that. this isn't the 90. yeah but made it, they it much harder. they they made it much harder. they they, bearing kids they, they've been bearing kids for found sorts for years they found all sorts of up all sorts of carries of dug up all sorts of carries creepy stuff that's gone on and this isn't government in and this isn't the government in and banning wearing shoes banning people wearing red shoes this this is one this one nightclub this is one nightclub nightclubs are nightclub and nightclubs are always in a always so used to work in a nightclub they're always nightclub and they're always coming rules coming in with strange rules where was a bit. where the bouncer was for a bit. but the studios say they're trying to get just because you at all these things that you can say is like i'm obviously like andrew tate level ninja . no andrew tate level ninja. no i would say that if i got to know

you, leo i would know that you would be the most interesting suppuer would be the most interesting supplier that you did. you can apply. trying give you. apply. i was trying to give you. yeah to be yeah yesterday, so trying to be like yeah yesterday, so trying to be uke the yeah yesterday, so trying to be like the best. yeah. like hey babe. the best. yeah. did you have to deal with, like, drunk just trying drunk people just trying to wheedle and wheedle their way in and you could you having. could i can imagine you having. are throwing out? are you throwing people out? you know, don't telling know, i don't remember telling people your people to you just use your withering but they know how to read could do read you. oh you could really do it for people who did people off drugs. they did. yeah. there's a lot all the lot this is before all the essays we're going to on essays we're going to move on because to get our because i've got to get our final as as i love final story as much as i love heanng final story as much as i love hearing about leo's background . hearing about leo's background. we're going finish with the we're going to finish with the mail a good bit of finger mail. a good bit of finger pointing, right? man is pointing, right? american man is mocked britons drying mocked by britons for drying out the kettle a lot. well, the electric kettle a lot. well, yes . you know, every time is yes. you know, every time is said flat here in london when we come back, they've thrown away that little thing in the kettle you what i mean that keeps advancing. yeah because they're foreigners they're drying foreigners and they're drying they the cattle and they they wash the cattle and they leave overnight . they leave it dry overnight. they didn't to use kettle. didn't know how to use a kettle. so the rack dry. oh so we find in the rack dry. oh there is. there's an image. there it is. there's an image.

no seriously, this is a common mode about they want to wash mode about how they want to wash the and think the kettle and they think they're doing favour with they're doing you a favour with wash yeah. and this american they're doing you a favour with wasidid yeah. and this american they're doing you a favour with wasidid it. ah. and this american they're doing you a favour with wasidid it. filthy d this american they're doing you a favour with wasidid it. filthy cleaning|erican they're doing you a favour with wasidid it. filthy cleaning isican guy did it. filthy cleaning is at his boiling water. just in fact, his british brother in law filmed it, took the video he's shown of him of himself trying to kill and posted loads of likes and it became viral because of course all the british people responding were like, why is he doing this? so you have kettles america . no, you have kettles in america. no, not most boil not like that. most people boil their on the like the sort their water on the like the sort of mediaeval peasant takes ours to boil this . they've got 110 to boil this. they've got 110 volts. can't even kill yourself. ihave volts. can't even kill yourself. i have in san francisco in our flat there and people come over like, oh, what is that like like, oh, what is that it's like a kettle on a sea scott you people on americans sitting one by i'm educating them, i'm by one. i'm educating them, i'm doing my lines. you can plug the rubbish you got to end the show there. that for the there. that is it for the evening. to leo kearse evening. thank you to leo kearse and headline and scott chaparro headline is we'll tomorrow leo we'll be back tomorrow with leo in with. catherine in the hot seat with. catherine henson dixon and henson and nick dixon and remember headline is repeated at one might be up one and five. you might be up right the morning. so,

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again government was protect lives with the bill to kerb strikes as an ambulance workers walk out today. good morning it's 6:00 on wednesday the 11th of january. this is breakfast on with eamonn holmes and isabel webster tip leading your news this morning. unions webster tip leading your news this morning . unions have this morning. unions have attacked a new bill aimed at kerbing. the impact of strike calling it undemocratic . calling it undemocratic. introducing the legislation. the business secretary said he was duty bound to protect the lives of people. it comes as 25,000