good evening. you're with gb news. in a moment, headliners. but first, let's bring you the latest news headlines and the prime minister says he wants to make sure all serving police officers in the force of fully checked and fit to serve are all constabulary's across britain will now have to recheck their officers against the national police database to potentially identify anybody who shouldn't be serving in police or because serving officer. david carrick sacked from the met police yesterday after admitting to 49 criminal charges , including 24 criminal charges, including 24 counts of rape against. 12 women

over an eight year period . rishi over an eight year period. rishi sunak labelled carrick episode despicable for the met and said checking person now needs to be addressed immediately. i think the vetting processes have been significant at least strengthened over the past couple of years and this particular individual and corporate would not have passed those vetting today. but what we want to do is make sure that there aren't serving police officers anywhere at any stage in their career or indeed staff in their career or indeed staff in forces who shouldn't in police forces who shouldn't be there . health leaders have be there. health leaders have said that workers and nurses striking on the same day is a huge concern for the nhs as it faces potentially the biggest day of strike action in its history. 10,000 paramedics, emergency care and call handlers will walk out in february and. march following what the gmb union says is no action from the government. it's part of their ongoing dispute over pay staffing levels. the royal of

nursing is currently staging a two day strike in its long running over pay and safety. meanwhile teachers are also planning to walk for seven days after no real progress on pay has achieved. according to their . union the prime minister has announced billion pounds worth of investment towards 100 levelling up projects across the uk. the government says the funding will be split between . funding will be split between. better transport links commuter regeneration and local heritage sites . the levelling up sites. the levelling up department says . the money will department says. the money will help grow the economy as well as offer opportunities for new jobs right across the country . the right across the country. the port of dover is warning ferry crossings between dover and calais will be suspended tomorrow due to a national strike in france . p&o ferries strike in france. p&o ferries says promised an optimised sailing schedule in light of the 24 hour strike known as the national of action in france .

national of action in france. the port has said it is still open with services to dunkirk running as normal, but it advises to allow extra time . advises to allow extra time. their journey across the channel a national severe weather have been put in place for tomorrow . been put in place for tomorrow. bitterly cold temperatures continue grip the uk. the met office has issued a yellow snow andice office has issued a yellow snow and ice warnings for parts of scotland , northern ireland and scotland, northern ireland and wales with an ice warning for the south—west of england as . the south—west of england as. meanwhile, a major incident has been declared in somerset due to the risk of flooding. we'll you updated on that throughout tomorrow on gb news. but for you're up to date on tv online , you're up to date on tv online, dab plus radio . and it's time dab plus radio. and it's time for headlines. thank you, polly hello. welcome to headline as well we're going

to headline as well we're going to plug thursday's newspapers and squeeze out all the good . i and squeeze out all the good. i am simon evans hosting tonight show me with this endeavour on leo kearse and nick dixon. widely regarded as the a—team. so let's take look at tomorrow's front pages . we will start with front pages. we will start with the daily mail as is traditional on this show. they lead with cut taxes or lose election tories a very traditional warning that tories daily telegraph leads with dyson stupid short sighted policies back the economy and king hands wooden farm profits back to the nation . still am not back to the nation. still am not able to process the word as a title. i always assume they mean billie jean or possibly elvis . billie jean or possibly elvis. but we are talking about charles guardian nurses and ambulance to stage an unprecedented strike and a terrible photograph of the ukrainian minister who was killed . a helicopter crash. mira killed. a helicopter crash. mira have rich tory tells skin nurses

budget better a good deal of implied hypocrisy there the times with levelling up cash favours east over red wall. how can that possibly be .7 daily can that possibly be.7 daily express charles can that possibly be? daily express charles 250 million impound gift no t £250 gift as it impound gift not £250 gift as it says on my telly from hundred and £50 million gift. so the nafion and £50 million gift. so the nation which is a substantial and finally the daily star. don't a doughnut let us eat cake that a response of course to the implication yesterday that bringing cakes to the office is the equivalent passive smoking. so those the front pages . let so those the front pages. let start with the front page of daily mail then leo cut taxes , daily mail then leo cut taxes, lose elections. yeah, that's right . this is a warning for the right. this is a warning for the tories coming from ian duncan—smith. i believe because we saw his picture and one of

the photos. so the apparently the photos. so the apparently the next, the chancellor's next statement isn't going to include any tax cuts even we're being taxed to the hilt , paying any tax cuts even we're being taxed to the hilt, paying more taxed to the hilt, paying more tax this country we have tax in this country than we have since think a john since since i think a john sheriff of nottingham here. yeah the late the robin hood the whistle the goods and steal from rich people so you know do we want that happening are we funding a crusade. no we're not. so there's no excuse, is there ? so there's no excuse, is there? exactly. exactly. you exactly. exactly. unless you count ukraine as a crusade. which which would the crusade for western liberal democracy? liz was right the public liz truss was right the public sector far big in this sector is far big in this country. we're taxed far much and the public sector is inherently inefficient and unproductive and meanwhile it's not as if there's , there's high not as if there's, there's high unemployment. there's low unemployment. there's low unemployment markets. it unemployment labour markets. it really takes need to really takes we really need to free people from the public free up people from the public sector them employed in sector and let them employed in the sector where the private sector where they can wealth. good idea. i did also notice i think this might come here there in the later come here in there in the later in the program various in the program but various people head of the also people the head of the and also dyson think will come onto it

dyson i think will come onto it have been saying that corporation tax in particular is absolutely smothering innovation. no, there's very incentive knuckle down, be an incentive to knuckle down, be an entrepreneur, which is what we need. worried about tax need. i'm more worried about tax on gb news panellists. yeah, it's are an entrepreneur of times . yeah, i've got a view on times. yeah, i've got a view on this. nick of course. simon i've got nothing but views. well look, this is has come from ideas and other signatories and they're saying there's they're basically saying there's is growth by middle of is not growth by the middle of the it's always going the year then it's always going to the election, they're to lose the election, they're going lose ideas, not ibs, going to lose ideas, not ibs, irritable i think i said irritable bowel. i think i said ideas did you i'm sorry. sounded like us home in the like one of us back home in the countryside home. i made a terrible but terrible error. or i have. but you know. yeah. so there's even the tories don't probably but they , there's even this growth they, there's even this growth boom. now we're going to talk about i mean wasn't about clarke. i mean he wasn't the popular person, he's the most popular person, he's part growth group. part of this growth group. but we what when trust tried to we saw what when trust tried to do very do growth, they weren't very keen on it. but the thing is, if you've got these lockdowns, you've got these lockdowns, you've got these lockdowns, you've got those quantitative easing, of course, you're going to and to to have high taxes. and to some degree, people are to blame because people wanted lockdowns,

though then again, they were also it by sage. but also pushed into it by sage. but at point, how do you cut at this point, how do you cut taxes? but you don't, you taxes? but if you don't, you lose you can't lose the election. you can't blame people. people are stupid, you people you know, in aggregate people people have government people that we have a government because to because people are so stupid to run their own lives so the government to be smart do it government to be smart and do it for what liz truss for us. but what liz truss didn't do was announce a bunch of public say to raft of of public say to a raft of pubuc of public say to a raft of public sector cuts at the same time cuts, she said time as the tax cuts, she said these unfunded tax cuts which you made very you know made people very panicky. well they certainly panicked the market the daily express nick thi s £250 express nick has this £250 million express nick has this £250 millioso this is a king charles yeah. so this is a king charles has given up a huge windfall from offshore wind farm deal, which wants to be for which he wants to be used for the public he was he the wider public good. he was he doesn't it. go to the doesn't want it. just go to the treasury be wasted like treasury and be wasted like that. wants go to the that. he wants it to go to the pubuc that. he wants it to go to the public good and it's a great pr move for new money. it's also great for win he's a big fan great for win and he's a big fan of wind so good for wind. of wind so it's good for wind. and also at time when harry is being so rampantly selfish, it makes him extra good. and makes him look extra good. and i have say, even it was the have to say, even if it was the 250 quid you accidentally had in youn

250 quid you accidentally had in your. would still your. yeah. that would still make better than harry make him look better than harry giving the nation. giving 250 quid to the nation. so looks good for so obviously it looks good for charles make. certainly charles to make. certainly if they've farm as well, they've got a wind farm as well, they've got a wind farm as well, they should harvest wind and sell that to. james dyson to put in air dryers the in his air dryers the lavatories. what do think lavatories. what do you think he'd boost for the he'd like a little boost for the country it works wind country doesn't it works wind farms i don't know what farms do that i don't know what the way the ground so i think we've got plenty wind we've already got plenty of wind in far too much in this country far too much wind anything. i absolutely wind if anything. i absolutely agree you. so that and the agree with you. so that and the front a picture of front pages also a picture of kate there on with is kate there getting on with is basically a loyalist page. basically quite a loyalist page. maybe harry is maybe this is what harry is talking they feed to talking about. they they feed to the press. people say that they feed positive stories they say well helps if you give out well it helps if you give out 250 million if is 250 million quid if harry is able copy of daily able to get a copy of daily express los no express in los angeles. no wonder, absolutely fuming. wonder, he's absolutely fuming. probably look at it look at it onune probably look at it look at it online they feed stories online because they feed stories to the press, a pr department say and meghan, whatever say harry and meghan, whatever name pretty name is just about pretty freaking old what about the freaking old one. what about the guardian? a battle. guardian? they've got a battle. royals they? they royals front of. they? no, they don't. and so they've got the terrible news that nurses and

ambulance staff are going to go strike on the same date on the 6th of february. so don't have wrong with you on the six of february. i mean although they're going on strike and is going to be terrible we've been seeing impact of underfunding and poor resourcing and just poor organisation and then case particularly ambulance for a long time. no so the ambulance the waiting time before the pandemic was 20 minutes for an ambulance and he's got up to 9 minutes now. that's just to get the ambulance there. then they've got to get you to hospital that you sit in a hospital that you sit in a hospital in acute hospital. at the other end is the yeah it comes in the compact for and hours. that's why the ambulances aren't people i'm aren't to pick people up. i'm a little bit confused about this as i often am the nurses, the ambulance drivers, not coordinating until coordinating their action until now. the first time now. then this is the first time that make that they're going to make a concerted effort to forces. and i always assumed there i had always assumed that there was of basically was a sort of basically a hospital was on strike and obviously a slightly naive understanding of precedent assignment. yeah, that's right. i is. it i don't know what that is. it you would think that be

you would think that would be precedent would think precedent. yes, you would think . yeah. i mean, i don't know why the government doesn't just start the negotiation is obviously going to do obviously going to have to do it. a fight? the most it. why pick a fight? the most popular the country, popular people in the country, which this is i think when is which is this is i think when is the rail. i've said quite the rail. i've said before quite a people are going on. a lot of people are going on. they paid a lot to sit they get paid quite a lot to sit there and to train the nurses. you know, they're just the most beloved people the country. beloved people in the country. so loser so it's a total loser politically. there were a few people their doubts people who had their doubts dunng during the dancing nurses on tik, so yeah. and also, i mean, if, if we raise all the all the unions are sort taking advantage of temporary temporary of this temporary be temporary peak coming peak and inflation come coming and see all our wages must match inflation inflation inflation but when inflation comes unions comes down or the unions are going come with the mine. going to come out with the mine. their down. they're their wages down. yeah, they're just gains. just trying to steal some gains. you can want to be in you want to can want to be in line with food because that's the inflation there is. the highest inflation there is. juua the highest inflation there is. julia simon you i've thought about negotiation should about it. the negotiation should be should be how about be that it should be how about this to this will give a raise to everyone the ones that everyone except the ones that danced they this danced me how they get this incentivised dancing and we just mention is grim and there's mention this is grim and there's much drawn from it. but

much to be drawn from it. but the picture the page the picture on the front page there of helicopter crash there of the helicopter crash just kyiv. yeah, well, just outside kyiv. yeah, well, kyiv people died, kyiv image people died, including internal including minister of internal affairs child. yeah affairs in child. yes. yeah kindergarten apparently is brutal even by the standards of this war. i don't think we know yet whether it's his actual is an accident or if it's russian interference. the thing interference. i mean, the thing about and water, just about helical and water, just generally they do go down quite often, don't would fancy often, don't they? i would fancy them myself. i remember, i was on a helicopter in the falklands. we went out five comedians the comedians to entertain the troops in, falklands. and troops in, the falklands. and they helicopter they took us on a helicopter like basically around like a joyride, basically around the everyone had the the island and everyone had the helmet on with the with earpieces in so they could hear the pilot. conversation was the pilot. the conversation was obviously noisy. obviously ferociously noisy. mine was just like defenders mine was just like air defenders , i noticed , just silence. and i noticed everyone was getting a little bit like looking a bit stressed out anyway, in the last an hour or and when landed, they or so. and when we landed, they explained me, i was only explained to me, i was the only one who know one of the one who didn't know one of the props had failed. they were like on prop chinook or on a on a twin prop chinook or whatever and one the whatever it was. and one of the one of them had gone and they

had been back to base urgently to down before because they to get down before because they were. flying on were. yeah so you're flying on one yeah. yeah but was one rotor. yeah. yeah but was with a terrifying. why with a terrifying. that's why i don't house. what don't leave the house. so what about the mirror. yeah. which tory tells skin nurses budget . tory tells skin nurses budget. it's not a great headline is it , for poor old simon clarke? i'm sure he's a nice chap, but he's poon sure he's a nice chap, but he's poor. it's funny now simon clarke part of this so—called clarke is part of this so—called growth that liz truss is growth group that liz truss is vaguely associated with and he's of it, which is the of leading it, which is the tories hang we need some tories are hang on, we need some growth he interestingly, growth and he interestingly, clarke himself clarke described himself as a thatcherite conservative. thatcherite, not a conservative. and is a, you could say and this is a, you could say a thatcherite type statement . i thatcherite type statement. i mean, said here that you mean, he said here that you nurses you're on 35 k, i don't see why you have to use food banks which is one of those things you know there things where you know there might something in it it's might be something in it it's there's a lot of money. there's quite a lot of money. well saying is that 35 well what i'm saying is that 35 they're getting he's just they're all getting he's just saying if you're on 35 k which is the average wage in country. i don't see why you should need foodbanks better now. i don't see why you should need foodtwe 1s better now. i don't see why you should need foodtwe all better now. i don't see why you should need foodtwe all know better now. i don't see why you should need foodtwe all know canter now. i don't see why you should need foodtwe all know can be now. yeah we all know the can be emotionally manipulative and overdo things and overhype

situation same time situation but at the same time as said before if you're as i said before if you're picking a fight with the nurses and saying budget better it's just obviously you're going just an obviously you're going to this and to get headlines like this and it's r in the mirror it's obviously r in the mirror but then mirror only but then the mirror the only left isn't it. well left wing paper, isn't it. well suppose you could say the guardian, but they don't seem to have sort of have the quite the same sort of as so i think that that as that. so i think that that might actually mean it might might actually i mean it might strike home quite lot of strike home with quite a lot of tory think. 35 tory voters will think. 35 k yeah, you shouldn't to be training to catch up out of the alphabet. a of alphabet. there's a lot of people working very hard to make less agree less than not. yeah, i agree with you. anyway, dyson the with you. anyway, dyson on the telegraph. is a lesson we telegraph. this is a lesson we don't have here. i'm sorry. that's a yeah . i've picked up an that's a yeah. i've picked up an extra top page. so that's it for part one. i apologise, but we will be covering that story after the break. we also have some specialist subjects, the world economic forum, gay marriage and women's football that should all go off like a bunch of fireworks. we'll see you in a couple of minutes.

headliners with me, simon evans. we have leo kearse and nick dixon on the papers. nick, we to the telegraph for our first in—depth story of the evening. typically upbeat assessment of britain's economic prospects from cbi. yes the world is from the cbi. yes the world is giving up on britain. one cbi chief, this is tony danker, and he's talking about the lack of economic, which means investors are pulling money out the uk are pulling money out of the uk saying don't have a strategy saying we don't have a strategy and all that. and you should read all that. and go, yeah, fair enough. and you go, yeah, fair enough. we are in trouble. we are going to gdp per capita to have a lower gdp per capita than by 2030. many we are than by 2030. many think we are poorer ever us. they say poorer than ever us. they say there's a lot nice like a drinking game on the ship, but except mississippi even except mississippi having even mississippi. he's mississippi. so you think he's talking sense, then talking some sense, but then you find praising joe biden find out he's praising joe biden , der leyen, and he's , ursula von der leyen, and he's going great going on about the great economic world economic forum . economic world economic forum. so this sort of so you realise this sort of globalists in particularly globalists and in particularly likes the what called is

likes the what biden called is inflation reduction which was nothing of sort , it was nothing of the sort, it was a huge inflation increase . yeah. huge inflation increase. yeah. increasing act pretty he basically wants is like an investment structure. yeah he wants some sort a structure but he wants strategy. people get he wants a strategy. people get behind and know they're safe to invest. but says which is, invest. but he says which is, you drop the ball you know, because drop the ball on transition. on the green energy transition. everyone he has real everyone believes he has no real interest they don't interest and they don't understand why. maybe because interest and they don't undesmart why. maybe because interest and they don't undesmart whythose)e because interest and they don't undesmart whythose)e bthere he's smart and those are the sort i mean. well, he sort of. yes, i mean. well, he said that. and i don't know if this is him speaking or whether it's just telegraph's it's just the telegraph's editorialising they're saying that that the green energy transition is the only game in town this is town at the moment. this is where money smart people where all the money smart people care davos yeah, care about davos stuff. yeah, yeah. energy. the uk is yeah. so green energy. the uk is way in terms of green way ahead in terms of green energy. real genuine energy. we're real genuine leaders in the uk in leaders in the uk and in the world. i and also he says world. i mean, and also he says the is giving on the world is giving up on britain. there's no investment coming into. britain, the footsie is nearly at all time high. it's a nowhere as high. so it's a nowhere as america's stock market has been a yeah a few bumps isn't. yeah that would it could. yeah. would say it could. yeah. anyway, it's cbi anyway, i suppose it's the cbi still, but we say, james still, but as we say, james dyson is on the front page of

the times of the telegraph saying a similar but i saying a similar thing. but i suppose people have to suppose these people have to have to rattle that bucket, have to rattle on that bucket, don't know don't they. so often you know that's of their they're that's part of their they're their job, their world. leo that's part of their they're theirjob, their world. leo made their job, their world. leo made for this story this one here for you the guardian have learned that programmes that carbon offset programmes are effective prayer are about as effective as prayer and choking fire. god. yeah this so delight. this is great piece of analysis by the guardian i wish they put this much effort into investigating grooming gangs, but the basic the carbon offsets that you can get so you know if you fly somewhere you can pick a box and they charge you money to offset your carbon . know some companies . yeah you know some companies just it as a matter of course just do it as a matter of course andifs just do it as a matter of course and it's a huge industry, a $2 billion industry of offset your carbon. the link to the carbon. so the link to the world's leading provider of these offsets called colvera and they're used by disney shell , they're used by disney shell, gucci and other big corporations and they're largely worthless and they're largely worthless and actually make global warming worse. they're bad for the environment because then you know the low people, not only

did it not do it. yeah they obviously trickery the they take a misleading baseline they overstate the current position 400% and then they don't they don't do anything anymore and sometimes create actual damage. i believe in some developing countries where they do you know supposedly protect forests or whatever forests and people are going was living there going on. i was living there assuming which assuming that the way in which saw destroying people's saw is like destroying people's houses, you know, the this usually here's my favourite bit of the companies that have been relying on them to basically get them out of jail ease their conscience. as you say gucci sales force who have one of those large companies listed don't quite understand what they do, they're very big. bhp, do, but they're very big. bhp, shell and the band, pearl jam . shell and the band, pearl jam. pearl jam have a massive carbon offset program and they actually encourage behaviour because people feel oh well i'm offsetting my carbon , take more offsetting my carbon, take more flights or i can, i can consume more. and what do you think. i mean it basically sounds like a sort of pyramid scheme, kind of like the stonewall diversity

table of climate, you know, as says, overstate initially says, they overstate initially the it here the the problem so it says here the threat to forest has been overstated by about 400% on average and then the things average on a and then the things they do and if it turns out 94% of them have no benefit . the of them have no benefit. the whole thing is just a job creation virtue creation nonsense and virtue signalling these it's i signalling for these it's i mean, it's a bad incentive. it as always with these things you create you create create structures, you create subsidies, you create the opportunity people virtue opportunity for people to virtue signal , as opportunity for people to virtue signal, as you say. and there's always going to be incentivised to cheat . it's about as real as to cheat. it's about as real as greta thunberg, rest she greta thunberg, the rest she looked like she was even of it's on thursday's mirror make another story in the view this one welsh women's internet football players are to be paid as little as the men. yeah because i'm a football not because i'm a football not because i'm a football not because i'm some sort of, you know, misogynist f.a. wales agri landmark equal deal for wales men's and women's. landmark equal deal for wales men's and women's . and this is men's and women's. and this is in line with what england, the united states know in australia and lots of others have already done. but it's, it's, it's this odd thing is this ongoing things ? should they get the same? do

they generate as much and they generate as much money and so on? is it a question of equality? so it's basically if you if you like socialism, you'll like this, you know, sport is the sort of final of competition and, you know, the ruthless free market. that's ruthless free market. but that's kind and soon kind of ending now. and soon we'll probably like mixed teams where a certain where you have to have a certain have female players. i'm just so this side like this is the national side like the i was going to the nationalism i was going to say you should help me out here. well, was under impression well, i was under the impression they paid or they did. they don't get paid or they did. the in qatar, the players get paid in qatar, is right? but it may be. is that right? but it may be. the itself gets certain the team itself gets a certain of money. i don't how they of money. i don't know how they did get paid, but some people think shouldn't. that's a think they shouldn't. that's a question. paid for question. should get paid for your but the your national team. but the women saying, the women are saying, well, if the men are getting paid, we get the same the overall vastly same the overall pot vastly different. global pot was very different. global pot was very different. pot the different. so the pot for the men's world 440 million, men's world cup was 440 million, whereas the women's was whereas the women's vote was 60 million. was dollars. oh, so million. it was dollars. oh, so quite when see quite a lot. how when you see these stories about equal pay and industries, always women wanting pay, the one the wanting equal pay, the one the men's brought there there's men's brought there and there's brought never see it the

brought up, you never see it the other are other way around. there's are plenty industries where women plenty of industries where women get paid more. there's, there's only we to see a flat only are we going to see a flat rate? flat rate? everybody's paid only funds. that paid across only funds. that would want to pick would be i don't want to pick something like dancing something like like dancing or modelling least you just head modelling at least you just head straight dancing modelling at least you just head straimore. dancing modelling at least you just head straimore. the dancing modelling at least you just head straimore. the most dancing modelling at least you just head straimore. the most grindingg and more. the most grinding possible activities . i mean, and more. the most grinding possible activities. i mean, i suppose you're right, is socialism essentially, isn't it? you know you can do different ways, but that is the that is the mindset and is the mindset and it is inappropriate but suppose inappropriate in. but i suppose on hand, if you're on the other hand, if you're saying it's like the national, maybe there's a maybe there's a truth that because it's a truth to that because it's a represent it and that's why i feel, you say, that they feel, as you say, that they shouldn't all, which shouldn't get paid at all, which would be careful what you wish for. now and for. thursday's garden now and it bond have to plan it seems even bond have to plan for when they no longer for a time when they no longer call the shots has erupted call the shots so has erupted amongst world economic forum staff over role of mr. davos a.k.a. klaus schwab. so an anonymous staff group are concern about carlos forbes apparently and also financial backers. it's back the tune of almost half a billion dollars.

it's huge, huge operation . but it's huge, huge operation. but yeah, they said they're worried about ulysses, a law unto himself and also 82 years old. there's no succession. no succession. that's to say it. they have no there's no kind of structure. yeah raising people up. yeah. and he goes those those and also apparently there's, there's a lot of infighting the management board. so when he does go it will be like putin going there'll be factional fighting brits can't believe how long he's been in 1971. he's been in charge it i had no eyes only really floated into my consciousness in the last ten or 15 or so it's not very democratic so this stuff the one the world economic forum want to remain anonymous. you came forward they said, hesitant to forward mr. close is to come forward as mr. close is very connected can life very well connected can life very well connected can life very difficult for us because some of the conspiracy theorists . yeah yeah mean that's not . yeah yeah i mean that's not doing much the of doing much for the sort of villainous persona is basically like mafia figure and he has like a mafia figure and he has a huge fish tank in the middle of his . the huge fish tank in the middle of his. the managing board is

described as a viper's nest and so this story is i'm torn on this one time because because firstly they say that there's a lack of succession strategy. firstly, think. because firstly, i think. yeah, because he's hoping to live forever with a series of blood boys and adnna a series of blood boys and adrina but then adrina chrome probably. but then you actually you think, okay, it's actually good will because good that it will fail because they're is no they're saying there is no future klaus schwab. future beyond klaus schwab. great i hate the wef. but then you read that tony blair is tipped take of the tipped to take so out of the frying into hell basically frying pan into hell basically which terrifying which would be terrifying because would he said there because he would he said there was like that fry called was like that stephen fry called making history. and if you ever read that it was very funny novelin read that it was very funny novel in which it basically novel in which it was basically go baby hitler and go back and kill baby hitler and to all intents purposes, that's what do. but instead of what they do. but instead of avoiding second war, avoiding the second world war, of happens a of course, what happens that a vastly intelligent and vastly more intelligent and cunning in who keeps cunning man comes in who keeps hold of all the jews in germany until they've the until they've invented the nuclear and they nuclear weapons and then they detonate moscow and detonate one over moscow and he's all all powerful, baby hitler helps the west . just to hitler helps the west. just to clarify, does roughly sort of the thing about blair is he's so plausible and smooth shrub he

gives himself away he wears these ridiculous robes and he has his head shaved he couldn't look more like an of like what he is you know, a man with a passion for the world front because of that because he's there in his onesie saying we penetrated the covenant. he's just a ridiculous just too much of a ridiculous he's the pantomime villain. but there's sinister grey there's a more sinister grey figure he'll be like there's a more sinister grey figur

people. the event, right? yeah i'm there's prostitute i'm sure there's a prostitute could but could harness that but thursday's times now adam and steve still unable to receive full church endorsement of their union so my point yeah so church women bishops keep ban on gay marriage and immediately the marriage and i immediately the word ban kind of suggests it was there and they got rid of it i mean it's never so i don't really like that word there but yes, is the idea they're yes, this is the idea they're going to a of going to have a kind of compromise instead of having marriages god's marriages they'll give god's blessing same sex blessing to married same sex couples, allowing them to come for service after civil for a service after a civil wedding a sort of woke wedding and. it's a sort of woke work and welby work around. and justin welby saying fullest possible saying it's the fullest possible pastoral provision without changing the church's doctrine. he's it's the common good. he's it's for the common good. basically a fight over the corpse of church think that corpse of the church think that i penny mordaunt has been i mean, penny mordaunt has been pressuring them to do gay marriage. have, marriage. we already have, obviously, marriage the obviously, gay marriage on the state, but then state, which is fine. but then there's this pressure to make do it as well, which i do, too. and see rowan williams yesterday slightly different story but he apparently regards transition trends transitioning as a sacred journey . wow. yeah. this is this

journey. wow. yeah. this is this is an you know, this is the new religion. this replaced the church of england, obviously. i mean, we this hockey playerjust mean, we this hockey player just now, he's been told has to now, he's been told he has to wear jersey. and he wear a rainbow jersey. and he said he do it because said he wouldn't do it because he's christian. he's an orthodox christian. but yeah, what the political yeah, this is what the political message. i mean, why would you force to wear a political statement with? statement that they don't with? i say, what do you i know they say, what do you have right. inclusivity have to. right. inclusivity inclusive. if want know. inclusive. if they want know. so on you can sound on these issues you can sound stupid on these issues. as peter hitchens said, the of hitchens has said, the issue of same sex was a kind of same sex marriage was a kind of trap for conservatives sound trap for conservatives to sound like homophobes like horrible homophobes and fuddy was fuddy duddies, and it was actually compared actually quite minor compared to the actually the overall of actually heterosexual and then the overall of actually hetethentual and then the overall of actually hetethen that's and then the overall of actually hetethen that's separateind then the overall of actually hetethen that's separate from |en but then that's separate from church, which is like the next step of light. you know, it's in the that's judgement the bible that's the judgement believes. there's lots believes. yeah, but there's lots of that's the bible of stuff that's in the bible that church england that the church of england doesn't doesn't adhere to. i mean the church mean the strength of the church of strength of england on the strength christianity is that it's reformist so you know, the church of england was formed based dropping something based on dropping something that was going to was in the church. i'm going to do see of england do want to see the of england split i think it's you split again i think it's you know you're of course. and

know you're right of course. and the as i'm sure the interesting as i'm sure we've before but we've covered on here before but the conservative element in the church or the church of england or the anglican overseas anglican church is the overseas bishops, that's the bishops, isn't it? that's the onesin bishops, isn't it? that's the ones in particular who are very conservative. it was drove conservative. it was this drove this some it's just this would be to some it's just been i the to the been left i to the to the british churches literally the churches england. suspect churches of england. i suspect they gay yeah. they have gay marriage. yeah. and just want to just to apply and i just want to just to apply to leo's one. yeah, it's to leo's points one. yeah, it's based on martin luther and, you know, protestantism based know, protestantism being based on can reform on reform, then you can reform itself oblivion and itself into oblivion and pointlessness. and the other thing said was going to go thing you said i was going to go back what was the other back on was what was the other you said? kind like he you said? i kind of like he doesn't want his church split again but yeah. henry the 8. yeah oh yeah. the final point you it it's you said that it was it's there's a lot of things in the bible, but it is quite consistent throughout bible. consistent throughout the bible. it mentioned it is not just like mentioned once. divorce pretty once. indeed, divorce was pretty big. no, no. well, that's well, let's that rule back as let's bring that rule back as well. man . here we well. can't isle of man. here we come. okay. that's it for this part coming up. those two will be freeing. the nipple will praise the new scooby doo boom and whether the world handle an

immortal leo kearse. we'll see in a couple of minutes.

and welcome back to headline as let's get straight down to it with thursday's it seems facebook and instagram have double standards when it comes to nipples. i would have thought that was only to be expected to be honestly yes well they're going to overhaul the ban on bare breasts no matter . which bare breasts no matter. which one's or facebook got one's instagram or facebook got an advisory board and they david, you know, you've got to change your ban on bare nipples because it's discriminates against non—binary against trans and non—binary people because male people because women, male nipples are allowed, the female nipples are allowed, the female nipples aren't . it's like nipples aren't. it's like a child's cartoon on nipples. male if they are on a full breast or they. male according to the of they. male according to the of the is that the how do you even how do you even know that you know has done away know keir starmer has done away

with female yeah how it with male and female yeah how it how we even that how can we even make that distinction. content of the nipple and the nipple identifies source is until the scan of source that is until the scan of a photograph can tell what the nipple identifies as so. so they're going to they're going to the only way to really do it is to either not allow nipples or to allow all nipples. bet artificial intelligence could tell a nipple is male or female because they detect an because can they can detect an awful lot that doctors can't. maybe be how it could maybe that could be how it could be. so what do you think, nick? maybe that could be how it could be. sfirst at do you think, nick? maybe that could be how it could be. sfirst at do yo thatnk, nick? maybe that could be how it could be. sfirst at do yo that godiick? maybe that could be how it could be. sfirst at do yo that god isk? well first thought that god is pretending not to know the difference, it's for difference, like it's call for an overhaul company's an overhaul to the company's rules, chested images rules, bare chested images of women, men as it's women, but not men as if it's some weird standard. we some weird double standard. we all know why it's different. yeah. and then? then, of course, he's would be the he's the guardian would be the first incidentally he's the guardian would be the first nipples incidentally he's the guardian would be the first nipples incidbeing( he's the guardian would be the first nipples incid being used a female nipples were being used to you know, like to arouse. well, you know, like primitive male appetite . that's primitive male appetite. that's what we'll have for three. yeah, exactly . yeah, that's what will exactly. yeah, that's what will happen anyway. instagram is basically anyways. that basically a site anyways. that was one thing kanye west was right and so i don't right about. and, and so i don't know what is a group of academics, politicians and

journalists advised on journalists who've advised on this a bunch of weirdo libs basically come up with this annoying video lead sort annoying video is lead to sort of a of nipples and of seeing a load of nipples and it's that this is the good it's that this is for the good of not sure why and of society how not sure why and they've this from they've quoted this thing from a young female who has said you had a you could see through a dress. you think she's like, i don't want to offend people. but my is how, could my my point is how, could my nipples you much? nipples offend you that much? it's like they don't really. but why are you so obsessed showing them? yeah. and day them? yeah. and one day women might this might realise it like this this whole modesty and so whole thing about modesty and so on. actually to oppress on. it's not actually to oppress them, actually to them, it's actually really to protect ultimately. so i'm protect women ultimately. so i'm clear a bigger discussion clear to a bigger discussion what lead to all what it's going to lead to all just to lead to is just going to lead to is everyone is more women not knowing that knowing funds is that empowerment this look empowerment layer this is look i have friends with have got friends with with strong views about this but a very good friend of mine has three daughters and is three daughters and he is genuinely alarmed about way genuinely alarmed about the way that what appeared to be feminism few years ago has become kind empowered become this kind of empowered thing, essentially what thing, which is essentially what you're that they are you're saying that they are expected behave it. expected now to behave like it. you know, sex is empowering, apparently. but is it really apparently. but but is it really just men paying?

just a load of men paying? i think have played that think have played a blinder that is blinder here because is played a blinder here because all stuff, casual sex, all all this stuff, casual sex, all this sort of stuff that plays into i going to say into men's, i was going to say hands really it's on. let's hands but really it's on. let's yeah this all being touted yeah this is all being touted there's been rebranded as some sort progressive i can't work sort of progressive i can't work out men blinder out whether it's men a blinder where poking where there's just nature poking up paving slabs. but up through the paving slabs. but we just will anyway. we just it will come out anyway. thursdays telegraph now and they the latest report on an the latest paper to report on an let's be honest revel in the abject failure of the latest woke reboot. so woke scooby doo reboot. it's so annoying this i mean how velma became the most hated tv show on tv . a weird totally just tv. a weird totally just headline. my name is so it's so annoying they've totally wrong. it is weird, it. annoying they've totally wrong. it is weird, it . yeah. it is weird, isn't it. yeah. it's kind of telegraph what it's like kind of telegraph what they were. i mean. i mean it says in the telegraph it's diverse casting invasion revisionism have angered extremist according to their extreme according to extreme is according to telegraph then the talk on the next says it complains that next page says it complains that fred for being fred is attacked just for being white. there is now. then white. so there is now. but then it says viewers on the other end of spectrum at the of the spectrum at the sexualisation i would

sexualisation of teens. i would argue the same argue those people on the same side the spectrum they're side of the spectrum they're annoyed the show annoyed they've ruined the show and the teens an and it sexualise the teens in an appalling. yeah everyone hates the show and if you look what they've done they've got rid of shaggy go for shaggy he's here you go for velma. cool. no velma. no, shaggy is cool. no because his real name norval because his real name was norval rogers. they've totally changed him and they've made if you look at poster, everyone else is at the poster, everyone else is like that was cool. like cool. and that was cool. and changed and they've all changed race. but is the only white one but fred is the only white one his he's like an his eyes across and he's like an idiot. if you watch a clip idiot. and if you watch a clip which i was forced to do for this story. it's just velma lecturing on he's, like, so lecturing on how he's, like, so privileged he can't privileged and ignorant he can't feed right. and feed himself. he's right. and he's room is time. he he's in a cool room is time. he doesn't even know how to hold a knife fork. really the knife and fork. he's really the joke doesn't even work like, oh, this guy can't cutlery. so this guy can't use cutlery. so you heard of an upper class you ever heard of an upper class white doesn't think white person who doesn't think they to jail? they should go to jail? something that would have been of unfunny. i mean, of his? it's so unfunny. i mean, i come to thinking that i did come to it thinking that they'd but it's really they'd been. but it's really funny. if you to the rotten funny. if you go to the rotten tomatoes classic one tomatoes it's a classic one where you about 56 50% where you know about 56 50% upvotes critics, 6% upvotes from the critics, 6% from and it's all

from the punters and it's all just singles until they reject they started those. now they started rigging those. now you had like 99% you know woman king had like 99% better godfather not better than the godfather not yeah you start rigging now i don't know they would do this think this is coming in from all sides as some people are some people on the left have accused mindy deliberately mindy kaling of deliberately sinking she's sinking it because she's secretly well like secretly right winger well like the j.k. rowling tweet, she's been absolutely slammed for leaking that one little leak in a tweet is almost in the area. but this vilma has become the most watched cartoon on hbo or wherever it wherever hbo may be watching. so stacey is watching news for a second. i will say, by the way, vindicating her character was annoying on the office, but being in office, but remember being in a it was if we were on holiday somewhere there was an old somewhere and there was an old book of hers just lying around and i read it it was, it was and i read it and it was, it was quite funny. she's you know. quite funny. she's not you know. she's talent. so she's not without talent. so there's is going on. there's something is going on. it's the weird thing it's something the weird thing and just hate to keep and it's just i hate to keep using the word word, it's of using the word word, but it's of woke of morality. so they woke lack of morality. so they this apparently constance this apparently like constance wu now plays daphne who's just

this aggressive this weirdly sexually aggressive mingo the mingo and what you find it's the same that captain marvel same way that captain marvel is it? sort of it? they're just sort of horrible characters nothing horrible characters and nothing really and there's no really adds up and there's no sort retribution. sort of moral retribution. there's fairness there's no there's no fairness the end of because their the end of it, because their ideology clicks who can critical drinker. when you to drinker. that's when you go to watch youtube talking them watch it on youtube talking them is good is breakdowns is very good is breakdowns anyway given my anyway got in now and given my father's for father's enthusiasm for maintaining control i find maintaining his control i find this somewhat this next story somewhat worryingly done an worryingly what they've done an experiment cabbages, the experiment using cabbages, the plant type plant not the not the type person that human person to show that human waste can good as can be good to use as a fertiliser and is this productive is conventional organic fertiliser not as productive this the manufactured industrially manufactured fertilisers but they are they're expensive to manufacture not so it's not good for us and they say there's no risk of transmitting disease from in to with the soil and growing a cabbage. and i thought you know you just get a bit of you know q disease in the cabbage but as they wash it you know what has actually been around it i mean that fertiliser works is that is fertiliser works is changed by the genetic structure

of the plant is turned into plant. historically used plant. historically we've used faeces as fertiliser but we did a lot of stuff in the old days that we probably shouldn't be doing quite like this one bit where they were, they did some testing, various bad chemicals apparently flushed apparently people flushed painkillers down the and they said would that be more dangerous. the killers dangerous. also the pain killers , the other drugs too. there's a mood stabilising drug called kava kava marzipan carbamazepine was yeah something like that . so was yeah something like that. so they found that in the cabbage you'd have to eat half a million heads of cabbage to get the equivalent of one pill. there'd be quite a lot of flatulence before you got point. what do you think? are you happy with this way? if you were in a restaurant, you knew that that was the food come was where the food would come from. all alright from. would you be all alright with and human faeces is with it? no. and human faeces is what i always think about when read guardian. but this they read the guardian. but this they say here fertilisers say here using fertilisers denved say here using fertilisers derived and derived from human faeces and urine as productive as urine can, be as productive as conventional organic ones and when and checked it when i looked up and checked it was god. and so he always was a god. and so he always works. i think this must works. i always think this must be god. it's like you will

be god. and it's like you will eat, will fertiliser crops eat, you will fertiliser crops and you will be happy. you just know good news since know it's good news now since days times, least news for days times, or at least news for anyone doesn't think there anyone who doesn't think there are superannuated rodents. the world. this is good world. nick yeah, this is good news, drug moves step news, a.j. the drug moves a step closer. you want to live closer. so if you want to live forever. new study shows forever. so a new study shows that reprogramming may that cellular reprogramming may remember cellular from make it on cellular level. on a cellular level. well, that's that's the to that's now that's now the key to this be this apparently it could be could be to humans in the next five years so researchers injected week mice injected 124 week old mice equivalent in age to humans in the late seventies. tough for a mouse. yeah. virus . yes. mouse. yeah. with a virus. yes. well, yes, mouse is a virus. have carry have modified to carry additional genetic additional pieces of genetic code. you worry a bit when you hear that because it could that kind can go wrong. but kind of thing can go wrong. but but them but basically this let them produce set of proteins known produce a set of proteins known as yemen effectors, as yarmouk naka yemen effectors, which how i would it . and which is how i would it. and they've been using it getting covid. and anyway, you covid. exactly. and anyway, you can a younger, it can return to a younger, it returns cells to younger returns the cells to a younger amniotic and lived amniotic state and they lived for further compared to for a further weeks compared to nine if they didn't nine weeks. if they didn't get it. that's roughly about ten, it. so that's roughly about ten, an extra ten years on the end of

an extra ten years on the end of a human life scaled up, broadly speaking, i suppose. do you do math? whole thing very math? the whole thing is very roughly speaking when they're talking about two talking about it being about two years compared to 70 is but is it quality life. that's it is good quality life. that's the i suppose isn't it the question i suppose isn't it are you do you get an extra ten years of being, of capable years of well being, of capable of for of economic scientist for testing only testing on you is the only problem. but is that good quality life. i don't well i think actual think it affects the actual senescence of cells of the senescence of the cells of the cells longer to less cells last longer to be less present slip that one and then that should help and also i mean the argument against extending life in the old days was well the world will become overpopulated but know we're not having enough kids. i mean i'm doing my bit yeah you've you've done your but nick you need to have some some kids needs to look but we're not we're look into it but we're not we're not having do it would not having kids we do it would actually the world as long actually suit the world as long as these people are willing to work an ten years, that's work for an ten years, that's fine. with the times fine. leo steyn with the times now, i do, beseech thee, a global, you yes that's global, if you will. yes that's a shakespearean pun. a shakespearean quality pun. shakespeare's globe theatre boss, fear . safety of actors in

boss, fear. safety of actors in walk . so the globe theatre has walk. so the globe theatre has staged, you know, a couple plays that have come in for some onune that have come in for some online and criticisms of the romeo and juliet and so it included content warnings and a suicide helpline because of course there's a suicide and they also stage a june which at a non—binding read joan of arc in that annoyed some people in you that annoyed some people because it's yeah because it's quite annoying but they got this this abuse and know michelle teddy of the theatre teddy the boss of the theatre and as i said this used to sit the with the actors and say is this the safest thing for you to do and is really worried but they're obviously nobody's going to do that. people are just a bit annoyed the moment. it's bit annoyed at the moment. it's like if you're getting threats, you know, threats icis or you know, threats from icis or like that, yeah, maybe like that, then yeah, maybe nobody who's actually paying to get globe. like get into globe. it's not like it's taking place in a just an open town square it so you've got pay. nobody's going to got to pay. nobody's going to pay got to pay. nobody's going to pay into the globe just pay and go into the globe just to shout abuse to at least a favour i mean nobody's going to commit jihad over content commit jihad over a content warning, have warning, a plea and they have been deliberately i don't care

they went said, of they go. we went and said, of course you will. but there was a version henry the fifth where version of henry the fifth where at end they have a at the end they have a citizenship see if you citizenship test to see if you can bring back his war can bring back his french war bride. know, straight bride. you know, like straight out of it's ridiculous. what's surprising in that line is that she couldn't have she says, well, i couldn't have visited that horrible pocket of the and social the play gone twitter and social media. there's only to perpetuate hate . how perpetuate anonymous hate. how could you predict it that could you not predict it that and i'd is obviously you and all i'd say is obviously you shouldn't abusive and. i shouldn't be abusive and. i would not condone that. but my being other side, you know, being the other side, you know, you the online abuse you you get the online abuse you get, you lose jobs, you get milkshakes, don't you? some of my friends, daniel, my friends, if you're daniel, you prosecuted for a joke. you get prosecuted for a joke. so are saying, we're so people are saying, oh, we're being attacked being well, being attacked for being well, but on the other side but like being on the other side and also it is it is very clear they are doing it deliberately in to provocative. in order to be provocative. and it worked for them. it has worked good for them. obviously contingent. there's obviously a contingent. there's obviously demographic that want to stuff many of to go and see that stuff many of them tourists. but i looking them are tourists. but i looking at i this a up at i know this sounds a bit up myself looking is that myself but i was looking is that are service one of the theatres where i can see shakespeare plays. i quite like shakespeare

and to the and can't afford to go to the theatre often the globe theatre that often the globe have excellent streaming have an excellent streaming service. all service. you can see what all the previous productions are, every it seemed every single one, it seemed to me, like playing the me, was like playing with the original jeremy, the cast of woman as hamlet or, you know, i mean, this is fine, you know, all cast of romeo and juliet all the cast of romeo and juliet reflected britain reflected modern britain obviously going annoy obviously you're going to annoy some to see some people who just want to see the how i feel the original. it's how i feel about doo. yeah, but same about scooby doo. yeah, but same principle. is so okay. that principle. it is so okay. that is it for this section. the break women struggling, break women are struggling, deadly that's two deadly cockfights. that's two separate stories and another comic speciality subjects. first date etiquette. we'll see you in a couple minutes. it's just the beauty .

and welcome back to the final part of headliners. tonight, we're over to thursday's to kick off this section . more pressure off this section. more pressure for young men such as yourself to put out before you feel ready

it's a big for me. simon so why is sex on the first day is a goodidea? is sex on the first day is a good idea? relationship expert slams old fashioned mentality and urges singles to get on my this is rachel right in sort of relationship coach in new york now thing i have a bit of an issue with is she says the concepts of don't give away their milk for free and they won't like me any more i give won't like me any more if i give it up too quickly are. old and antiquated maybe that's true. but the problem is if terms but the problem is if in terms of number people someone of the number of people someone slept especially women, of the number of people someone sleptbe especially women, of the number of people someone sleptbe reallercially women, of the number of people someone sleptbe really if:ially women, of the number of people someone sleptbe really if:ialljanomen, of the number of people someone sleptbe really if:iallja really|, let's be really if it's a really high number that is going to put off certain people from them, then marry my they then they can marry my they could but i take issue with could lie, but i take issue with that. it's like i'm always torn. it's for me because it's a moot point for me because i'm working hard. you're i'm working too hard. you're always definitely always torn. you're definitely doing it's a good doing it. yes it's a it's a good it's a moot point for me now anyway. but i'm torn between this view, which this the trap con view, which you shouldn't do this kind of thing and the well they thing and the red. well they just sort sort ruin just says it's sort sort of ruin anyway. be anyway. let's just be opportunistic think it does opportunistic i think it does depend a little bit on the people involved. i mean, these very kind of have a

very difficult to kind of have a one size fits all said you're going it there's a one going to do it there's a one size fits all rule. some people going to struggle. some people are to get on. they are are going to get on. they are going end up in a place of going to end up in a place of despair, to be having sex despair, going to be having sex with in with a dozen strangers in a month and emotional connection with and know with any of them. and they know it. sex becomes a kind of, you know, like something which should been special and should have been special and just there are other just and then there are other bafic just and then there are other basic thing. i don't basic kind of thing. i don't know, we just have know, why don't we just have sex? people our sex? because two people in our early thirties who've been around a of around the block a couple of times, know coming so why times, we know coming so why don't we just you you've been described comedians don't we just you you've been des

with your kid in the story. he's just the quarterback, but the i do think sometimes it's not culture, sometimes it is things like season. i think in the summertime, you know there's a lot more and australia hot you know they have dates they swimming in the ocean or whatever i mean it's quite easy isn't it. british wintertime dates. yeah well typical unless we got time for this. let's go to the guardian once more. monkey genocide . so this is the monkey genocide. so this is the canbbean monkey genocide. so this is the caribbean of sint maarten . that caribbean of sint maarten. that sounds like i've got an accent, but genuinely it's not saint martin. is saint martin and this is like doc martin. yeah they've got a plan to destroy the entire population of vervet monkeys and it's, they've got 450 of these vervet monkeys . they're invasive vervet monkeys. they're invasive . they were brought there in the 1700s. there's no natural predator aside. they're destabilising the ecosystem and they're destroying farms . is it they're destroying farms. is it still a genocide if they're an invasive, that's great. is it? yes, yes. yes, there are some political parties you should

they see who the critics saying, no, don't kill all the vervet monkeys . and then the critics monkeys. and then the critics are saying remove the plastic instead. i mean, it's not much of a choice. it's like maybe hitler all again is like close . hitler all again is like close. well, i'm running this. so what do they do? vervet monkeys. do they attack other monkeys? are they attack other monkeys? are they attacking? are they like tearing room? tearing up your hotel room? i don't know if you've seen some of adverts. they're of the pg tips adverts. they're moving up and down. moving furniture up and down. oh, we're dungarees. you oh, yeah we're in dungarees. you how may i'll it. yeah. yeah i stayed after was okay stayed in after it was okay because this was after apartheid a by the i played sun city a bit by the i played sun city despite not to and despite the warnings not to and in the hotel that i came back to my room once and a monkey got in i think it was a either gibbon or baboon. i was getting confused were confused with those and were absolutely maid in absolutely there was a maid in the and it torn absolutely there was a maid in the and it tom the told the room and it tom the told door of the on the veranda door off of the on the veranda basically the sliding doors it just lifted it out . you see them just lifted it out. you see them i know and i was thinking you've got to contain this but they don't they just restocked the minibar and they had they had

minibar and they had they had minibar had taken them to the minibar. so the monkeys making like just throwing the wrappers. they hadn't drunk everything . it they hadn't drunk everything. it eaten all the little fun size, minimal bottles, but it left my camera anyway. but was funny the first time. and then i came back the second time after a gig, same time and the same monkey damage had been done again. and the second time. did you know the second time. did you know the novelty wears off a bit. yeah. yeah. anyway, nick was, some story now some have a story from india now i to say i think is one of i have to say i think is one of the most horrific things i've ever across. yeah, i think ever come across. yeah, i think it's human to man death it's human to man bleed to death after wielding after sliced by knife wielding chickens, brutal cockfights. leo that's why i laugh they that's why i laugh that they bled at pax shows in bled to death at pax shows in india being by the india after being slashed by the birds, had blades strapped birds, which had blades strapped to feet. the one was to their feet. the first one was trying attach the blades trying to attach the blades and it started flapping and killed him. the second one was just a towel cops are towel and it says cops are investigating deaths, not investigating both deaths, not the i think. please, the whole cops i think. please, not it was not that complicated. i it was the with knives stuck to the cops with knives stuck to their feet that did it's not the most complex i mean cops are

vicious fighting animals. there's no question about that. but there's still quite small . i but there's still quite small. i mean, do they get up to the mean, how do they get up to the big very sharp, razor big sharp, very sharp, razor sharp? i've seen it in indonesia . just i was there in the season. i was friends some season. i was friends with some local they said, come local guys and they said, come along. this is like a along. so this is like a football. it seems football. and although it seems cruel chickens fight cruel to make chickens fight each other, it's no than each other, yeah, it's no than what do with both factory what we do with both the factory farming that. yeah. the farming and all that. yeah. the chickens live an amazing life , chickens live an amazing life, eat the range. they because eat the free range. they because they look at andrew trait of chickens as a creative blue. well, it's like being a roman gladiator, right in the best, you know, and then you get to die. glory. yeah. so it was also good for the people, like a slash that they are asking for a sum. i thought i'd have to say this again, but don't knives to a rooster's feed without if they don't do the don't knives, how do the roosters each they roosters kill each other? they have spare balance like have a spare on the balance like the face of one on the back or something. they a little certainly usually killed because they come with their feet like that. of thing that. it's a weird kind of thing is was banned and then india

is it was banned and then india saw reintroduce it in saw fit to reintroduce it in 2018, only the 2018, but only in the traditional simon you traditional way. simon when you have strapped to your have no knives strapped to your claw and that's the sort of wholesome traditional way they just each to death. wholesome traditional way they just people each to death. wholesome traditional way they just people are| to death. wholesome traditional way they just people are pervertingieath. but people are perverting good sport cockfighting by sport of cockfighting by strapping to them. this sport of cockfighting by stilike ng to them. this sport of cockfighting by stilike nilly to them. this sport of cockfighting by stilike nilly fox to them. this sport of cockfighting by stilike nilly fox hunting.|. this sport of cockfighting by stilike nilly fox hunting. you is is like nilly fox hunting. you know banned hunting. know what? they banned hunting. but then people get round the rules , hunt real foxes. yeah, rules, hunt real foxes. yeah, yeah, . the paper trails. i yeah, yeah. the paper trails. i do remember in the night i remember i read about the emergency in 1965 or something in oregon, the abandoned for a while. and one of the things they wanted to do at that point is in a very good book called the fine balance is they encourage people to be get castrated and. you would be offered radio as a offered a transistor radio as a as reward for sterilising as a reward for sterilising yourself. so the uk government poll. well yeah well she managed to make the story more decent you know. well that would have been a hell of a way to it though. knives. anyway, thursday's telegraph some thursday's telegraph now some useful hacking from useful body hacking tips from one most adorable one of australia's most adorable monotremes. yes echidnas which one of australia's most adorable m0|likermes. yes echidnas which one of australia's most adorable m0|like little yes echidnas which one of australia's most adorable m0|like little hedgehogs|s which

one of australia's most adorable m0|like little hedgehogs inrvhich are like little hedgehogs in australia. every wondered they lay eggs and they the eggs and they probably got wings. you know, the really flat animals you lay eggs and yeah, the laying mammal. yeah, yeah . but laying mammal. yeah, yeah. but everybody's wondering how it keeps cool because it can't sweat. is the prince andrew type animals and apparently they blow snot bubbles to keep themselves cool might be thought those here is this leslie playing a piano is this leslie playing a piano is not a scene from the star wars it's like a barrelhouse yeah but that one is not happy with the piano playing so it's got it's got a profusion of blood vessels in the tip of its nose in completely snot bubbles that cool down those which is how dogs lose heat. well right they use the cold nose they use the cold wet nose that's. dog evaporates. that's. how your dog evaporates. yeah lick. bless it. yeah yeah. the lick. bless it. kidneys. okay, finally , the kidneys. okay, finally, the guardian have a plan to trick his into eating healthier. but at least it doesn't involve insects, or human excrement insects, kale or human excrement . this beans in house. and . this is beans in house. and again, with the guide in red.

this sense britain should to eating bread made with broad and i thought oh it must be the garden. and it was of course going want to make our lives miserable and lots of clever vegan ways. so i mean it's not so people. ibs at this so good for people. ibs at this time. mean ibs ideas and time. i do mean ibs ideas and stuff and it's not so good for people with legume allergies because trying because they're trying to get beans into was, which means they'll from legumes and they'll be made from legumes and b flour out b you're going to make flour out of of out of beans, of out of out of beans, basically, yeah i don't basically, yeah yeah. i don't know when they say we'll make a bit like they say soy milk. it's not milk it i think. yeah, you know a liquid taste know it's a liquid would taste really it's i wonder really different it's i wonder but i think it's quite it's worth investigating because i personally hard personally find it really hard now i eat like a pizza or now to if i eat like a pizza or something i feel really knackered afterwards, just knackered afterwards, i just find soporific i find bread, really soporific. i would with would welcome something with a bit more protein and maybe some more bit less . the more, you know, a bit less. the trouble with the bread , the trouble with the bread, the moment, you know, modern bread is it's so intensively they don't give the yeast time to break all that starchy . so break down all that starchy. so i would do this , you know, i i would do this, you know, i

like to ferment for a long time. it costs twice as much to even times as much. yeah. because of the time it takes to me it breaks down all those all those long chains and it means this. the starches are much to the starches are much easier to digest. interesting. so digest. it is interesting. so thatis digest. it is interesting. so that is why i said with those is better for you and more expensive kind of artisan. expensive and kind of artisan. it gets a longer it is the yeast gets a longer time do its properly and time to do its job properly and some people who get bloated and have bread are have issues with with bread are okay with either. okay i think i might slightly better i'm not like what's called the like like what's it called the gluten intolerance. feel gluten intolerance. i just feel that slightly chips that that can be slightly chips or a certain or anything you get to a certain and comes make you tired you describing is your to know if my daughter from the station daughter rings from the station to go and her up and i've to go and pick her up and i've had toast evening i'm had my toast the evening i'm like, sorry but i have not like, i'm sorry but i have not allowed anywhere heavy allowed anywhere near heavy machinery. i'm all machinery. so i'm up. i'm all there the the legumes. there for the for the legumes. well is all we have time well that is all we have time for tonight. thank to my for tonight. thank you to my guests, nick. tomorrow guests, leo and nick. tomorrow night, we have andrew doyle in the hot seat this is the hot seat and i'm hoping there'll a little bit of warmth still there from from tonight. he'll be

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