good evening. you're with gb news and in a moment headliners. but first let's catch up on the latest news and the top story tonight . latest news and the top story tonight. train companies have increased their offer to rmt rail workers a minimum pay rise of 9% over two years. the rail delivery group says that's its best and final offer they have in to prevent more strikes . now in to prevent more strikes. now urging the rmt to put the offer forward to its members for vote . lancashire police is reportedly looking into the video of rishi sunak not wearing a seatbelt while in a moving car . video shows the prime minister not using the safety device

while filming a social media clip . he's apologised with clip. he's apologised with spokesman saying he made an error of judgement in the uk . error of judgement in the uk. offence can be punished with fines of up to £500, but the prime minister has been defending his up plans today, arguing the most deprived areas of the uk will receive most funds. it announced more than £2 billion that are going to be invest it in over 100 projects across country. labour, though, has criticised the plan, saying london and the south—east will be getting most of the money. but mr. sunak insists , that's but mr. sunak insists, that's not the case. the north—west is the top region, so the amount money per person living that who to help north—west who came second north—east and actually if you look down to the other end of the table you find places like london in the southeast and the difference huge. so i think the difference huge. so i think the funding you're getting per person out this levelling up fundis person out this levelling up fund is twice per capita . what

fund is twice per capita. what london the southeast getting and that should give you guys a confidence that when we talk about delivering levelling up and spreading opportunity across the country, that really mean it . well, some sad news to bring you tonight, david crosby , one you tonight, david crosby, one of the most influential rock singers of the 1960s and seventies, has died at home at the age of 81. the singer's home . in that just one of the songs he was famous, mr. tambourine man , the two time rock and roll man, the two time rock and roll hall of famer co—founded, of course, the byrds and crosby, stills nash. his wife , the stills nash. his wife, the entertainment newspaper variety that he died peacefully surrounded by his family. support for you now and murray fought back from two sets down at the australian open after the longest tennis match of his career , he defeated tennessee in

career, he defeated tennessee in the second round with a contest lasting 5 hours and 45 minutes. it's also second latest finish , it's also second latest finish, a match in australian open history. the epic showdown only ending 4:05 in the morning . ending 4:05 in the morning. that's up to date on tv, online and dub radio. this is gb news where it's time for headliners . where it's time for headliners. hello and welcome to i'm andrew doyle be taking you through friday's top news stories. joining me tonight , two joining me tonight, two comedians, one of which i'm very fond of. the other not so much. i'll let you be the judge of which is which. it's josh howie and monkhouse. but first, let's get quickly acquainted with friday's front pages . the daily friday's front pages. the daily mail runs with britain's turned a corner. so now cut taxes .

a corner. so now cut taxes. that's pressure on rishi sunak to. get those taxes cut. friday's now stop stalling. tax nato allies tell germany. the front cover the i has eu wants to become british pm a surprise then friday's tory arias more cash from levelling up . rishi cash from levelling up. rishi sunak has been accused of putting more money. the tory areas like a bit of a bribe anyway friday's times has hunter wants five fuel duty cut to run a year longer. wants five fuel duty cut to run a year longer . and friday sun a year longer. and friday sun has a no one is above the law. this is the story that alec baldwin has been charged. manslaughter now friday's star that's an exclusive it's now never this is the best who they're determined to make into an elvis impersonation star. so very important story that one those were your front pages . those were your front pages. going to kick things off with

the front of friday's telegraph. josh, what have i got.7 well josh, what have i got? well there's a nice little photo there of andy murray. he's getting a rectal exam and painful . getting a rectal exam and painful. it's very painful. no lube. it's amazing. he's got he's got a new hip that's astonishing thing, isn't it? the fact he's got a robot hip compared active tennis with a new he's got robotic limbs. yeah, exactly. yeah. i mean i think should be disqualified. yeah. and he's outrageous. one of the stories there on the front, but the big story is about it says stop stalling tank steal nato tell germany. so britain and us lead the pressure to calling on balance and heavy weapons essentially berlin a stalling as they've kind of done throughout this whole war. yes essentially . and they've got essentially. and they've got these they've got the licence for leopard to tanks i imagine really good tanks . it sound really good tanks. it sound good. they saw a leopard too . good. they saw a leopard too. yeah. the leopard one was rubbish. a leopard too good. about 60 years old or something.

oh they read that. ancient. absolutely ancient . okay. but absolutely ancient. okay. but nonetheless there's an of pressure under germany. is it the case of the germany sort of fearing that the ones fearing that if they're the ones that give the permission for these tanks to be sent to ukraine, that will get the ukraine, that they will get the blowback, if there's any? well, i it's there's more i think it's just there's more blowback to them. so blowback to go on to them. so britain committed other britain has committed other countries committed countries have committed poland not. just that not. yeah, but it's just that germany still scared. still germany still scared. they still are pipes reopen are hoping the pipes will reopen . understand . whatever. you can understand why want military why they don't want military hardware all over hardware driving all over ukraine. it didn't end that well for the historic distinctively pacific pacifist. i don't know. and you can totally today raise the off them i would thought so far in that they're just giving them a paint job i think okay that's the thing if they're that old really. but the thing is though, roger, i mean, this is a point, isn't it? the they're saying the us should take the lead, but the us already are taking the lead, they, taking the lead, aren't they, with pledged substantial with the pledged substantial sums, have absolutely sums, the us have absolutely taken the and taken bait. yes. and the and typically course throw

typically the eu of course throw their weight around without anything anything anything to justify anything to back is, as back it up. and germany is, as you've suggested already hugely compromised by whole stream compromised by whole nord stream supply issue and the fact that they were hock and until they were in hock and until recently been hock to the recently have been hock to the russians and of course they've been bought essentially by the suppliers . been bought essentially by the suppliers. liquid been bought essentially by the suppliers . liquid petroleum from suppliers. liquid petroleum from america . but this isn't going america. but this isn't going anywhere. this is going to be a continual i think so. i think they probably will back into the ad, but i like it. how is this the first time i've ever heard? so basically said there's no point in sending abrahams point in sending the abrahams because extraordinary because they have extraordinary demands. so essentially i they're the they're really bad for the environment okay. environment guys. yeah okay. well move now to well we're going move on now to the page of the daily the front page of the daily mail. mail. what they mail. friday's mail. what they got. britain's turned to so now cut tax the kwasi kwarteng dying vain . this is this is the data vain. this is this is the data of who exactly ? yes. time moves of who exactly? yes. time moves back very swiftly. this this is the mail backing. it's now surely liz truss agenda and craving tax cuts but it's not

the malaise i mean the bank of england said that we've turned a corner on inflation and that the reason that cut taxes. we have turned the corner. so arguably you can growth. i mean this is clearly this is above my pay grade but the fact is we are hugely i mean, we still have a deficit. the last time we were in surplus was in the early 2000. yeah. so. oh of supposed austerity we even scratched to the national debt which continues to grow . so of course, continues to grow. so of course, it may be the case just that we turned the corner, but that was sort of suggesting they'd be able to get inflation down to single digits by the end of 2023. it's definitely going down. there positive signs down. there are positive signs to yes, is it too early to the. but yes, is it too early 7 to the. but yes, is it too early ? like how the papers line ? i do like how the papers line up together because the daily telegraph the one we did before it only think i can cut it says only think i can cut taxes then we go to the taxes so and then we go to the daily mail tax. it does say daily mail cut tax. it does say in the article that sunak has said only idiots think that i can it does it is quoted they ignored it. i mean i was just making joke. i just think

fighting off the right of his party though, not very much party though, and not very much the spirit of the headline on the spirit of the headline on the he is fighting to the the mail he is fighting to the right just to stop his fighting the order to occupy the the left in order to occupy the middle ground. yeah try and achieve some sort of total viability. okay. well of electoral viability the guardian has a story here about the tories. this one. yeah. tory areas allocated more cash from levelling . so surprise, surprise levelling. so surprise, surprise . it turns out that this 4 billion that was going into sort of the idea was to bribe the red wall and, keep them onside. yeah. after traditional labour voters lent tories their vote in the last election, 2019 and surprise surprise most of that money or a good chunk of it has gone to predominately tory led areas . yeah. the point where areas. yeah. the point where people in tory councils as an mp get about people in tory councils as an mp get abou t £20 people in tory councils as an mp get about £20 more per head. i mean that's pretty shocking, but it's not a bribe really if you're being a bit cynical though, i mean because it is just it's more sort fulfilling. the pledge was made, you

the pledge that was made, you know, when these lent know, when these people lent them they said that them their votes they said that part project would to part of the project would be to level okay so there's more level up. okay so there's more of punishment towards of a punishment towards the people for them. people who didn't vote for them. well, it is that way. why well, maybe it is that way. why have they done this why did they not this not sort of calculate this better it looks like better so that it looks like they've more parity terms they've got more parity in terms of the way these funds are being distributed? well, as far as i distributed? well, i as far as i understand, levelling out because well the focus because quite well in the focus group. whole idea, group. so the whole idea, however however however nebulous and however undefined they undefined something that they have then what's have to run with, then what's happened can see happened as far as i can see with this second tranche of payments the levelling up payments and the levelling up agendais payments and the levelling up agenda is they have turned what would routinely would ordinarily be routinely dispersed government money through government some through government into some sort contest so that sort of beauty contest so that now local councils are bringing in consultants that vast in order to prepare bids and it's become a hideous beauty contest right and comes currently of course those who prepare the best bid are those who are most receipt of the money. okay, we be grateful qatar haven't off with them. i think the large share, that's where i'll end up.

but i do like how a couple of days ago we saw in the news where they've stop saying levelling up they're saying levelling up and they're saying stepping because there's stepping up because there's no chance actually getting the chance of actually getting the level. there's rebranded level. so now there's rebranded everybody because it's now it's like, oh, we level up like, oh, we can't level up up there. we're just going there. so now we're just going to . don't even know what to climb. don't even know what it means. mean, for a long it means. i mean, for a long time yougov suggesting time were yougov poll suggesting that really understood that no one really understood what meant that what levelling up meant and that the for levelling up the minister for levelling up and know what it and just as we know what it meant and it's now it's stepping up can't keep up the up i can't keep up with the lingo. it's and the other big story, course, is ardern story, of course, is ardern quits zealand yes, big quits as zealand pm. yes, big hasn't really covered hasn't we haven't really covered that been that obviously has been mentioned channel all day. mentioned the channel all day. yeah any on that. yeah any thoughts on that. because with her sort of because i think with her sort of draconian policies, draconian covid policies, i don't her legacy is going don't think her legacy is going to fondly remembered to be as fondly remembered as she and think the way that she is. and i think the way that she's over the press. she's fawned over in the press. yes abroad. but you yes certainly abroad. but you know, reality probably know, the reality she's probably voted but saying that she voted out. but saying that she did some good for the market, she good about god when she was also good about god when they the big shooting over they had the big shooting over there. and i think a lot of there. so and i think a lot of people sort of argued that people have sort of argued that she communicator and

she is a good communicator and she is a good communicator and she was kind of good on gun law, but she was quite bad on censorship. she to blame that on women like that. there's a first country someone the country that someone from the went the olympics a went into the olympics a man a biological man in biological man went in a weightlifting. so there were definitely disagree with her definitely i disagree with her fundamentally certainly, fundamentally about certainly, like draconian new like you say, the draconian new my from new zealand we my wife's from new zealand we haven't back for years haven't been back for years because we can't afford it. but more than that. but, but the saying that then it's like she as she says she's she's human. yeah. thoughts on jacinda? yeah. any thoughts on jacinda? an of someone having an awful case of someone having to protected taliban to be protected from the taliban because to get because they weren't able to get back to new zealand. i heard today and mean , she's jumping today and i mean, she's jumping before pushed almost before she's pushed almost certainly. and i think her legacy really won't be that impressive when it's analysed properly history even though properly by history even though she was of course a heroine of the woke slightly left the slightly woke slightly left of centre media. okay we're going to move on to the front cover of friday sun roger. what do they run with oh this is the site the gruesome story the supped site the gruesome story the slipped shooting. alec baldwin

who is being done now and no one suggesting that this is anything other, a hideous accident. yeah but it's a manslaughter charge. so of course involuntary manslaughter. what is being done? what it does result in potentially five years in prison ? so the consequences are serious, even though people are acknowledging it did happen acknowledging that it did happen and a $5,000 fine. don't mention that i think comparatively it's a sort of for a weekend you a it's sort of for a weekend you know the thing about this is i mean is well, i don't want to speculate about who is responsible for what. but the point is didn't expect a live point is he didn't expect a live round be on set. right. you round to be on set. right. you and would. so of and you wouldn't would. so of course absolutely correct. course it's absolutely correct. one was to blame for it being on set. mean, is the person set. i mean, this is the person should arguably believe should arguably and i believe they just him have come they have not just him have come at the arms guitarist reid is also facing the same charges as side lesser charges pleaded guilty to lesser manslaughter. this is a means of out who was to blame. it's the reason there's no chances to blame. i this is the district attorney of new mexico getting a little bit

of publicity and it's wrong. all right . well, that's all for part right. well, that's all for part one. after the break. we'll go behind the front pages and unleash vast comedic talents . unleash vast comedic talents. the stories and josh will also be there. see you .

in ten. welcome back to headline . we're welcome back to headline. we're going to start this section with friday's telegraph and the census has thrown up quite a few revelations. roger. yes one in five people now across themselves as disabled because really because the term disabled is now according to the 2010 equality act to redefine or expanded expanded massively expanded expanded massively expanded so that it now includes people with mental health issues. okay whereas formerly in the 2011 census, it would have been, wouldn't it ? formerly it

been, wouldn't it? formerly it was only people with physical disabilities. consequently course that. yeah. and not to diminish people who have mental health issues at all but does this affect negatively provisions for disabled people? for people who, you know, have physical disabilities, that kind of you know, kind of kind of thing, you know, kind of kind of thing, you know, kind of kind of case of anyone of be the case of anyone classifies park classifies as disabled can park in spaces never shops and in those spaces never shops and that don't know of course that can i don't know of course is the answer to that right. that's the real definition of disabled. but you're like disabled. but if you're like doctor, get a blue badge or doctor, you get a blue badge or basically that you're disabled oh, i'm a bit depressed oh, i'm a little bit depressed today, can't walk from to today, i can't walk from here to there. so i got a park blue back to. yeah. so why to. cheer you up. yeah. so why are this is to are they doing this? this is to bnng in are they doing this? this is to bring in line with the law, bring it in line with the law, is that right? well, that's what they're saying. but were they're saying. but they were they're saying. but they were the was a big who the census was a big who remember with women remember the with the women defining initially defining women and how initially it you could it was like you could self—declare they had to self—declare and they had to be taken to so then go taken to court so then go actually men of men and women and and you have to put and women and you have to put your birth sex down. so this i think, is an extension of that. but i feel like no one really picked at the time because

picked up on at the time because disability campaigners probably didn't voice to didn't have the same voice to be able flag this and i'm sure able to flag this and i'm sure there are ramification ons for this kind of data when they allocate what money goes out and more so it's i mean it mental health conditions of course they are different but you cannot compare that i'm sorry to someone with a physical degree and of course i can be debilitating but they simply compare to physical ability and i it confused is the issue i think it confused is the issue and i'm also very aware that generally society that we are generally in society that we are more and more defined conditions that formerly eccentricity that were formerly eccentricity as mental bothers me and normal or even just feeling sad, depressed depression, you know , depressed depression, you know, is part of life, substantial thing and it's now being medicalized. i think that's a very, very unfortunate trend . very, very unfortunate trend. and i think it leads us into into an unfortunate cul de sac behind daily. do you think it's the sort the new. i'm the sort of this the new. i'm allergic peanuts ? yeah, i'm allergic to peanuts? yeah, i'm filling in, but i've got mental condition. we can have the on now. a independent now. this is a the independent also some of the census and

also has some of the census and this is the thing is that every time we're going to have a census it's just to have census it's just going to have loads of stories about months, about look, about oh, oh, look, we've counted and now counted all the stuff up and now there more of this person, there are more of this person, less of that whatever this less of that or whatever this stuff more births stuff is. yes. more births outside or civil outside marriage or civil partnership for the first time. and when i that headline, i sort of feel bit i felt bit sad. okay. because i like being married and i like i like the idea of partnerships. yeah. and of raising kids. but then i into the next bit and it says that the next bit and it says that the percentage births registered to cohabiting has also increased compared to a decade earlier. so actually i it's a good story in the more who are living together basically kids have two parents because obviously have a lot of kids myself i think that's a very i think it's very hard to be a single parent. number one. i think number two, i think the best thing for the kid is have both parents in their lives in the same home. but that's not what headline does imply.

something important. something very important. so basically it's because basically and also it's because haven't married haven't gotten married they're also that because also implying that it's because of absolutely this is the of covid. absolutely this is the most important thing. the clincher loads of my clincher that loads of people my nephew instance postponed nephew for instance postponed their wedding. yeah because of covid because and he he cheated on an impossible and went to hate him actual scheme of things and became parents and what this article doesn't say interestingly is the proportion of single mothers which i've done which i didn't read in the article but as far as i can see, if you add up number of people cohabiting and the number of married, it might very well be exactly same as think i knew exactly same as i think i knew it actually 51.3% of new it was actually 51.3% of new births registered to women who had neither married nor in a civil which they could have been cohabiting . but there's other cohabiting. but there's other opfions cohabiting. but there's other options on the still it still seems quite low. for instance, it it's basically saying a third of all births with of all births are with cohabiting parents. right. 36.5, right? yeah right. it means that two thirds of people you don't

have two parents. yeah. i mean, having lived living together. yeah. and you know, if old fashioned like you just you think about just also think that is about just also for practical reasons it's really being a parent and really hard being a parent and so yes the idea that you have to sort of go between two houses and also coming from a divorced background myself. yeah that hasn't had any impact on me at not none at all. no you never talk about it. i cry to my you know, here's a nice positive story from the census that in england, the proportion of people reporting very good health 45% in 2011 to health increased 45% in 2011 to 47.5% in 2021, which is moderate but was in the middle of the worst that the modern world has ever known. yes, yes. yes very cunous ever known. yes, yes. yes very curious that one. okay. well, we're going to move on now to friday state email. they've got a one of your most a story on one of your most googled altman altman and googled josh altman altman and someone spying on me . we're someone spying on me. we're monitoring our internet habits. don't worry about us. terrify us. got to stop using my gb news account . you might myself. i've

account. you might myself. i've got to out mothers in england and wales are older than ever before. official figures reveal. oh my goodness. now the census story says this is the census . story says this is the census. so many . so is this story says this is the census. so many. so is this just because women are, you know, prioritising their careers and they don't want to be young mums? because once you start with enough with a while of us read the article , but read the article, but essentially this is the highest it's ever been, 30.9. yeah is do you do you go round saying i am now 6.40. well as you know i'm 30 i'm 30.9. this is why do it in the digital age. yes but it's all the mapping. so yeah that's the biggest it's been since it's recorded in the seven. it's a marked change. i mean, if you think about like back in the sixties and seventies, mothers were basically you see were basically 19, 20. you see the six or the average was six or something. that right ? the average was six or something. that right? in 73 something. was that right? in 73 it was 26, something like that . it was 26, something like that. there more mothers over there are now more mothers over 40 than there are mothers under 20. isn't that amazing ? used to 20. isn't that amazing? used to have a problem with teenage and

now that's no longer the now clearly that's no longer the case. okay right. well, case. okay all right. well, we're to move now to we're going to move on now to friday's guardian and. it's the impending antibiotic being averted, roger well, this is the story of the re—engineered battle area that i'm able to target drug resistant infections . so this is a way of making what would otherwise be bacteria that resist stand to antibiotics vulnerable to antibiotics that's the story that it's a bizarre way of doing it but they're using they're using this infection's engineered bacteria and they test on mice . did they and they test on mice. did they get the mice to smoke cigarettes 7 get the mice to smoke cigarettes ? that's always what i'm i mean. this is this is really key. there was no because for a long time we've been fearing the fact that, you know, because people have completing courses of have been completing courses of antibiotics, courses . i mean, it's completed courses. i mean, it's very, very partially as a growth hormone. and most of the third world as well. know, you

world as well. you know, you just your pigs to get just feed to your pigs to get a better yield. well, absolutely. we used antibiotics hideously . we used antibiotics hideously. and of course, we are now reaping the world. is that because don't really because we don't really understand how important antibiotics yet like we antibiotics are yet like we totally take it for granted. basically take a few would be fine. but you know how many bacteria resistant to bacteria are now resistant to antibiotics because they are in just everywhere quite quickly, of course. naturally immunity has evolved, but this is exciting. so this humanity develops and these things, these up. now they've come out some new science. they and what they're going to do, they've used a genetically engineered version microbe plasma. and version of microbe plasma. and then it inhibits the growth of pseudonymous inducer , which is pseudonymous inducer, which is really when i was reading, i was like, yeah, that's obvious. that's exactly the way i do it. i love that. got you on the because you're a scientist. you're science you're very into your science and why we got you on. and that's why we got you on. yes, from my science background. yeah a b in biology. yeah i got a b in biology. that's a c in physics. well, make you better qualified than me. be snipped

me. i forgot not to be snipped up we're going to up anyway. we're going on to fridays now turns out. fridays email. now it turns out. there's an upside to raising the age of retirement. roger wow, this from a study in rural this is from a study in rural china and we all now of course that statistics emanating from china are to be trusted. absolutely and this study suggests that early retirement accelerate dementia because , you accelerate dementia because, you are not using your brain as much so get back to work you cheeky peasants and but no other ways to stimulate the brain that does you know do you that kind of thing but reading books, i would've thought is the best way to it. i've heard about books. no one reads books now. i still reading mine on just i'm reading both of your i've had this i've had the free speech book in my bag for a year and a bit now and i should out. it's very small, it's very thin. i it but you know i keep on starting again andifs know i keep on starting again and it's so good. i'm like, oh yeah, really point. and yeah, a really good point. and it's josh yeah, a really good point. and it'sjosh i yeah, a really good point. and it's josh i wrote it quicker than you're reading a real say.

is that jamie me on there. sorry it's terrible. will finish . it's terrible. i will finish. but anyway, back the story. so what's also it's not just about the element, it's the socialise thing. i think that they seem to be stressing. so when you retire you're, not in the office, you're, not in the office, you're not hanging out with people, you're not eating that, said katie, it's vegetate and sit in armchair and what going exactly . you're asking for a lot exactly. you're asking for a lot but isn't this going to but then isn't this going to create a problem it? create a problem with it? there's all these people now don't go back to work at don't want to go back to work at all. the pandemic just got all. since the pandemic just got used working home. they used to working from home. they like it they like being misanthropic actually it's misanthropic but actually it's doing your doing awful things to your potential mental health and you're and you're older. yes. yeah. and then get a badge. then you can get a blue badge. i and what asking you to suckle and what is asking you to suckle on the lines is the fact that this a global problem. i this is a global problem. i mean, of course it's not just rural china and the united states. is estimated that states. it is estimated that there are 5.5 million outside sufferers. that's nominal sufferers. that's a nominal number. positions number. some them in positions of course. right of high office, of course. right yeah, yeah. okay to yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. okay to a joke. it's find the joke anyway. that's all for part two.

after the break, we're going to be looking at un diverse and bafta and i that bring the dead historical figures back to life and the number one buyer of papnkain and the number one buyer of paprika in the northeast you might want to miss that.

welcome back to headliners let's get straight back into it with friday's and people aren't happy about the bafta nominations . about the bafta nominations. women lose out men in battle for bafta nominations and arm wrestles . this bafta nominations and arm wrestles. this is bafta nominations and arm wrestles . this is what's wrestles. this is what's happened and essentially i'm first of all i think women should just be happy that they have some categories left . you have some categories left. you know there is i mean they don't know there is i mean they don't know they've got it. they have been wiped out of the brits. yeah.i been wiped out of the brits. yeah. i mean, come on, guys,

stop complaining. all right. but yeah, this is one woman is among the six shortlist for best director . and the five best film director. and the five best film nominees are directed by men. what they've tried to do is and i should say, i'm a member of bafta. okay yeah, just showing off now. am showing off off now. i am showing off exactly why i said that for no other reason. it has nothing to do the story. those dvds do with the story. those dvds early. to get the dvds. early. i used to get the dvds. yeah all streaming the yeah it's all streaming the because i was like, you've got home. and then it was like 1.5 times. you can sell them on ebay. of course. that's why they stopped it. so that was really so now it's all streaming and it's just not as good. so tell it. so explain this to me. so this is the best director. a classic. that's such. is it not possible that the better films happen be directed men? of happen be directed by men? of course. it is. it's course. that's what it is. it's still industry that's still an industry that's dominate, hated men. dominate, hated by men. certainly categories certainly in those categories like can and like arguably you can try and sort of force through there's sort of force it through there's but going to some but there are going to be some factors that stop there factors that might stop there being as many directors being as many women directors but that saying that all of the

new film awards like new film director are all women so it's obviously working more grassroots level it just hasn't necessarily gone through to the to the top end yet. that's not to the top end yet. that's not to say that was a profound question, whether the most prestigious prize in a particular field should be awarded on merit or whether it should be engineered to indicate that something other than a real rather than a reality is happening. but isn't this all about the fact that we, you know, the creative industries broadly have been captured by this ideology that believes in eqtu this ideology that believes in equity rather than equality ? in equity rather than equality? in other everyone now other words, everyone now believes of outcome believes that any of outcome must representative of some must be representative of some kind of systemic , where kind of systemic, where sometimes it just happens that way. surely you know. so this is just really all about ideological. the industry to a degree i mean but you could still look at just how many films i think there were twice as films directed as by men were submitted the long list sort of the super long. so you're still going you've just got women directors, right? but yeah, of

course. even if they get the 5050 thing going on, it doesn't mean that that means that there's going to be the actual winners are going to be all women, old men or 50, 50 or whatever. hopefully to best whatever. hopefully go to best film. i mean, i don't want to engineer it. all the people film. i mean, i don't want to engineethe all the people film. i mean, i don't want to engineethe choice the people film. i mean, i don't want to engineethe choice isle people film. i mean, i don't want to engineethe choice is a people film. i mean, i don't want to engineethe choice is a sexist, making the choice is a sexist, you know, they're all like you. josh and get there might josh and i get that there might be problem, a systemic problem be a problem, a systemic problem i a woman's name i was i saw i saw a woman's name i was like, forget that. so exactly i saw i saw a woman's name i was like, does�*t that. so exactly i saw i saw a woman's name i was like, does happen.o exactly i saw i saw a woman's name i was like, does happen. there tly i saw i saw a woman's name i was like, does happen. there is it's that does happen. there is it's interesting because there is this fairly test. isn't that an almost objective test of how films do at the box office you can't pretend the best films are these minority films that did so badly . the box office, if it badly. the box office, if it happens to suit your agenda items of social but they've got the wrong films nominated anyway i think. yeah well i mean basically the best films don't win . well, the best film win awards. well, the best film of the year was top gun maverick. do you think? i thought was up there. oh thought it was up there. oh okay. i think the banshees are blah, blah, blah. the one i voted most of, the top gun voted for most of, the top gun maverick was quite want

maverick was was quite fun. want to it. didn't get any of to go for it. didn't get any of the best best writing, best you know best writing. i mean that is flying around in is on paper flying around in planes yeah mean the planes in. yeah but i mean the way did it . okay. yes. very way they did it. okay. yes. very impressive . going to move on now impressive. going to move on now to the mail what's what's this one about, josh? this tech bringing dead relatives back? well, roger. yes. so this is a slide really. this is famous i think it's from the past. no, no this one, the dead roses back to life. yeah, well, yeah, i mean. let's let roger take one because he's just obviously from a funeral . okay. i didn't realise funeral. okay. i didn't realise funereal this looks and it does rather. yeah. all right. well, i'm sorry about that. well, that doesn't matter. i like to imagine a lot of gb news viewers are probably watching stubbornly in white anyway. nice. in black white anyway. oh, nice. so it's a wickedness may have been right you suggesting that, right. going to get a lot right. you're going to get a lot of off it. i've got a of tweets off it. i've got a colour tv if they're on twitter, they've the they're they've got the tv, they're visual occasionally appears in black i quite like black and white and i quite like it to be with you i've

it to be honest with you i've watched news bulletins to watched how news bulletins to the . roger yeah . this is the story. roger yeah. this is the story. roger yeah. this is the this is the creepy the stuff this is the creepy tech story for today. this is how is bringing dead relatives to life. i wrote a couple of apps. to life. i wrote a couple of apps . there's one here. here, apps. there's one here. here, off to air, for instance, in which you with a fairly minimal input create a digital faxing of a departed relative . why would a departed relative. why would you want to do that? well, why, indeed. but our attitudes to death are fairly unhealthy at the best times, aren't they? the best of times, aren't they? and evolving constantly. and they evolving constantly. this the digital this is this the digital equivalent seance? equivalent of going to a seance? isn't equivalent of going to a seance? isnt you equivalent of going to a seance? isn't you know perhaps isn't it and you know perhaps sensibly either not more or less creates a little bit more accurate. well then the science accurate. well then the science a because in a sense a little. no because in a sense just make it actual soul and spirit of the relative. and he talks computer to be the talks to a computer to be the relative. oh brother, when you put it like such reminder relative. oh brother, when you pu my like such reminder relative. oh brother, when you pumy physics such reminder relative. oh brother, when you pumy physics gcse reminder relative. oh brother, when you pumy physics gcse i reminder relative. oh brother, when you pumy physics gcse i meander relative. oh brother, when you pumy physics gcse i mean yeah in my physics gcse i mean yeah it's i just don't i like to think of it this is you know what this is all this is the

crystal in superman . his dad dad crystal in superman. his dad dad is in it with marlon brando. yeah. and, you know, but there's a got a crystal that's basically got his it's his actual dad his dad data it's his actual dad dad it's this is it or you dad but it's this is it or you could think it like michael keaton did, a film called my life. and this is where the idea came and basically recorded came from and basically recorded all he dying all these videos, he was dying it'll make you quite a brilliant film is just that we not film is just that we are not good at dealing with death. that's the problem, that's exactly the problem, isn't course that's the isn't it? of course that's the problem. the victorians would sit corpse in the sit the rotting corpse in the front and they'd have front parlour and they'd have the out of over a stinking the wake out of over a stinking corpse. and probably corpse. and that's probably a better getting of saying better way of getting of saying not hygienic . better way of getting of saying not hygienic. i would better way of getting of saying not hygienic . i would have not as hygienic. i would have thought we are death is so sanitised now seriously , but we sanitised now seriously, but we have all these records so interesting to have this digital life that you can look at now with photos, with recordings . with photos, with recordings. okay. but it does sometimes go high ranking . i'm okay. but it does sometimes go high ranking. i'm i'm okay. but it does sometimes go high ranking . i'm i'm sorry. okay. but it does sometimes go high ranking. i'm i'm sorry. i'm saying something like that. i remember a lovely story of . remember a lovely story of. people who had lost their darling and who put her mobile phone , the casket into the

phone, the casket into the coffin with the so they could text occasionally say, christmas, things like that. and then, course, the account then, of course, the account fell into disuse . the number was fell into disuse. the number was reallocated someone and weirdly, they getting answers. how fantastic is that? but this does go wrong mean the next story this is from the daily mail. this is about how you can use this sort of technology to regenerate figures from the past. yeah, but then what goebbels turns goebbels goebbels turns up, goebbels turns, basically turns, and they've basically asked for loads of, turns, and they've basically asked for loads of , they found asked for loads of, they found this, i.e. there's an app it's called historical figures chart which has been released on the app which has been released on the app and essentially they've why they all slays the. i don't know why people it's not just that people want to conjure the because you know inexplicable you want to understand all these basically goebbels is like say i, you know, i didn't hate people and sort of apologising for the holocaust. and he was pretty clear . he was pretty pretty clear. he was pretty eichmann as well. one of the key organisers of the holocaust expresses sincere regret and,

remorse like he never did in real life. so what it really he's coming. i guess it's not as though they hid views on this but why is the i giving them this sort of saying i think this is happening programmed. it's all about how it's programmed and. if you own this app, if you think that position, if you're running an app this, then you're. if you do and you're if you're. if you do and you're if you if say jews are you don't. if you say jews are the of the world, we must the curse of the world, we must exterminate them, then they be done for propagating some . so done for propagating some. so some of his words are on screen there, know it's just such there, but know it's just such an is a strange an odd idea. it is a strange idea. it's also just ahistorical and then there's a danger here. so certainly with all this stuff, it's like, what's the holocaust minimised ? yes. holocaust minimised? yes. whereas taking the actual only people take it seriously. well, of course . but this is like of course. but this is like meant to be. so that's students can at there's a lot can look at it. so there's a lot of historians are going, this is ridiculous, cancel. i mean, this happened with all historical figures idea figures you lose this the idea if they feed what they think if they feed in what they think is this algorithm that recreates it and whatever not it and whatever and it's not accurate that

accurate and the problem is that and certainly with something like where people like the holocaust where people find hard to grapple find it very hard to grapple with what with the actual horrors of what happened , you happened when you've got, you know, these things saying these, guys, 90, know, these things saying these, guys, go, i'm really guys, just go, oh, i'm really sorry, it's not so bad or whatever, will whatever, then your brain will sort drawn on, this is sort of get drawn on, this is what i've told you this before, which i like, just don't use. i don't think is the disaster. that's it is. i just think that's what it is. i just think there good a.i. we've got there are no good a.i. we've got all these stories about a.i. and it's about whether it's always about whether they're take over they're going to take over the world misrepresenting history computers well, computers are not good. well, the things but not for the for some things but not for that let's move on this is friday's in now and a story i am diametrically opposed to with every fibre of my being roger this is the about why we should keep dry january going all year. well that doesn't what it does because january the month i thought we were going to go into the will smith they are this is a story about ups of the sort of the story this is this is this

is the modern world isn't it writ large about how alcohol's recommended dosage is recommended dosage is recommended but they keep changing the alcohol is being systematically in canada . the systematically in canada. the new one, for instance, is i was at two units a week or something, but this is this is coming from which is the wokeist country , the world. and they're country, the world. and they're basically saying one liqueur chocolate every , two years is chocolate every, two years is your limit. it's just it's just utterly ridiculous . in canada, utterly ridiculous. in canada, they've got a problem of people drinking. and i would drink drinking. and then i would drink if i'm alone, they dress up in blackface. it's a real issue. oh, there is that issue as well. yeah look, every read it, yeah look, every time i read it, an article like this, it's it keeps keeps its mind. keeps saying it keeps its mind. oh, allowed have ten oh, you're allowed to have ten points a week. you can have two, two pints a you can have two pints a day, you can have it. no one seems to know. so i just think do whatever you want. well, i think no. the reality is, bad you. lists the is, is bad for you. it lists the reasons. can't you look at reasons. why can't you look at the french? life the french? because life expectancy they expectancy the world and they wouldn't would be wouldn't what it would be without a lot diseases without there's a lot diseases that caused alcohol and

that are caused by alcohol and so what like then there's a lot of diseases caused eating mcdonald's whatever mcdonald's or whatever doesn't breathe in carcinogenic you know there's you're there's this cancer you're standing next to you know you know like, there's know what i mean? like, there's literally can consume literally nothing we can consume that also that doesn't have some. you also want and enjoy your that doesn't have some. you also life a little bit. right to the edge of reality. it's important sometimes, isn't it? it's a thing to be drinking vodka straight. you've straight. is that what you've got mug? i really good. got in that mug? i really good. we're to move on. calm we're going to move on. calm down. i'm sorry. goodness me. more weighty stuff . this is one more weighty stuff. this is one of the biggest stories to emerge from the north east of england in quite some jim, this is in quite some time. jim, this is kind of brilliant. sainsbury's shopper the number shopper is crowned the number one buyer of paprika in the north—east, despite only buying 595 page fours. now this one, i read it. i was like, oh, this is what is going on here and now i just realise what brilliant marketing tool they've essentially got this, you know, people have their little card that they put in their nectar card. now they've sent card. yeah. so now they've sent all these emails to people you've bought most of this. you've bought the most of this. congratulations and someone's

post loads of post online, it's got loads of retweets stuff we're retweets and stuff you we're talking now and we all talking about it now and we all know the number one buyer but how many jars? five and 39 to 5 page. so i want to go and get six for next year so this is why it's genius. it's genius number one because here we are talking about it. yeah people it's become bit of a social thing. become a bit of a social thing. but the reason is it but the other reason is it bnngs but the other reason is it brings a certain competitive brings out a certain competitive element us who want element to those of us who want to hey, we're i, for to go, hey, we're i, for instance, apparent the number one palm is an purchaser in bath, which i think is far more an accolade. i think absolutely . but then what about what about i'm going have to go on to this next because a related next one because it's a related story. number one buyer story. the number one buyer of quavers. got big him up quavers. we've got a big him up as this is the met or as well. this is from the met or the met. so i mean, this is across multiple this story. this is what by the way. so you is what by the way. so are you going state that on your going to state that on your edinburgh poster? it's something to are edinburgh poster? it's something to actually are edinburgh poster? it's something to actually number are edinburgh poster? it's something to actually number oneire edinburgh poster? it's something to actually number one buy of you actually number one buy of parmesan? and it's sort the app claimed i've victim of this app it's fantastic and this is in it's a fantastic and this is in bulk in constantly it

bulk suckered in constantly it and me special deals and they cut me special deals all this stuff would probably all this stuff i would probably be parmesan for instance be buying parmesan for instance give if will, give me discounts if you will, genuinely you use genuinely to. yeah if you use the thing where you and the funny thing where you in and use the bar code so you use that the bar code and so you know make a more people know they can make a more people unemployed . yeah then they give unemployed. yeah then they give you a special price on all sorts of goods and loads. it deals with extra nectar. i'm a sucker for it and i've got with extra nectar. i'm a sucker for it and i've go t £120 waiting for it and i've got £120 waiting in my neck to account right now. i'm why the parmesan pomus what's going there? you what's going on there? you having cheese ? they cut me a having a cheese? they cut me a deal and i can't stop buying. and now it's just. well, now they've they all they've got you. they have all your lately. and your life lately. hook and sinker. would sinker. yeah, well, what would you product would you be? you what product would you be? the one buyer of games. the number one buyer of games. exactly. if you. oh if they did that. oh but i mean it's all borges game sainsbury's then i would smashing it. would absolutely be smashing it. you've them you've probably got them all anyway. yeah, i eaten it nappies. not had us put nappies. i've not had us put a lot of nappies over the last. yeah, yeah. well anyway if i you what. i have no idea. i want to like i don't put under pressure. come what does it say? you come on. what does it say? you and thought something. and i almost thought something. i'm it. okay

i'm not going to say it. okay made through part three made it through part three relatively unscathed for in relatively unscathed for me. in the section got the the next section we've got the uk's east town , a uk's stinky east town, a surprising lack of anatomical and a proper scotch creme egg . and a proper scotch creme egg. wish me luck .

welcome back to the final part , welcome back to the final part, headliners. we're going to go straight to friday's mirror and, an important discovery, roger friday's . i an important discovery, roger friday's. i don't an important discovery, roger friday's . i don't know which friday's. i don't know which one. this is the stinky place review. yes, i'm so i don't know what the reason is. roger for you not wanting to read the story . you from stoke on trent. story. you from stoke on trent. oh, no, i'm just thinking all that parmesan. oh, yeah i have, i no opinions . this is, i have no opinions. this is, this a story of, of a once again, another pay off. but

let's not dwell on that too much. this is the stinky place in britain revealed as being bar the stoke on trent. apparently which notched up 860 complaints about smell last and therefore has the honour of being the stinky authority. what england ducting this survey and why is it important presume it's complaints to the council? i presume that's what happening, in which case imagine many complaints. stoke would if visitors ever up there from elsewhere. well, yeah because evidently it's locals this is industrial. i'm always hugely impressed by how sanitised modern world is you know when consider the dusty little towns of dickens and how much they clearly stack , of course, faces clearly stack, of course, faces horse faeces, pollution of all manner of things as recently as 56 was the clean air act, wasn't it? got smog in london. you had the real smell of coal burning .

the real smell of coal burning. yeah. everyone's fires where i live , the air is heavy. we would live, the air is heavy. we would smoke . everyone has a fire for smoke. everyone has a fire for the one time of the year that they might have a things actually got better suddenly in the valley it stinks why should this matter josh. i mean this this matterjosh. i mean this this matterjosh. i mean this this was carried out by an odour expert. did this i mean airmatic is the of the company. is the name of the company. these people are they selling anything? i think they must have selling that selling and selling stuff that makes better. makes things smell better. i guess. know. guess. deodorant, i don't know. but is the place that had zero reports that's interesting. smells but the smell is a very pernicious set . the most pernicious set. the most pernicious set. the most pernicious of the senses and i would argue the strongest in terms of people who lose their sense of smell. it has a real detrimental. it's also the thing most closely connected with memory. those so we can taste taste like actually about a 70% smell. yeah i remember in the beginning of covid and everybody losing that and it was like and all we was walk off two weeks ago, i call it cold taste of the

feel, you know, but which is why airline food is of course always, horrible because the always, so horrible because the as recycled and you lose as dry and recycled and you lose your sense. are you really saying that actually life is much than we think much better than we think about it, you? it, slightly better than you? okay, interesting. we're okay, that's interesting. we're going now and the going to the mail now and the jeremy clarkson furore keeps on rumbling, doesn't he. indeed. amazon saying are amazon saying they are cancelling that subscriptions after clarkson was apparently so just us the background to what happened here's jeremy clarkson is a presenter took a he was just talking about in the column and then i wrote a column about meghan which basically said i and then he used an analogy he used this analogy from game of thrones where they were power and things that yeah and now itv where he also the show is saying that they she might supposedly they're furious as well but amazon the fact is it's interesting to see because he has a very i'm not a big fan of the grand tour that's on amazon show right now as a show but

clarkson farm is a really good show and is very sort of likeable on it because he is self—deprecating and somewhat self—aware and it's a big hit for that. and to be clear, have said they're going to axe. that's what they're saying. so there's one more series in the bag of both of those shows. and then immediately, then also saying immediately, are why? well, it's been are there why? well, it's been you that's the thing. you know, that's the thing. they've got a contractual seems bizarre of people bizarre because a lot of people i tell me that clarkson's i know tell me that clarkson's farm really good farm is a really, really good there's lot fans really there's a lot of fans who really keen the show why earth what keen on the show why earth what they accept just on the basis that they didn't some jokey that they didn't like some jokey are responding to a social are they responding to a social media mob is it as simple media lynch mob is it as simple right. but wait a minute. media lynch mob is it as simple right. but wait a minute . amazon right. but wait a minute. amazon were ones that took the were the ones that took on the grand tour, which was effectively gear after he effectively top gear after he really producer. right. really punched producer. right. so it was really toxic out here . i mean, you've punched three producers today, andrew, and it's no one cares anymore about they're not care. well, thank goodness for no goodness for that. no criticising what are they criticising meghan what are they battling him for that this is it because i mean whether you

thought it was funny or not, is really argue it was on an really still argue it was on an attempt the joke and attempt to the joke and therefore social distancing man i oh yeah, yeah. i think it was. oh yeah, yeah. no i think it was attempt to exaggeration possibly but i don't he was trying to be don't think he was trying to be funny. on. it was . a funny. oh come on. it was. a tiny device, an amusing column. you and i'm not a huge fan of clarkson, but to paraphrase voltaire, have to voltaire, sometimes you have to defend of people. so defend the rights of people. so you say he can speak , you could say he can speak, don't i just don't don't like it. i just don't know. not convinced about know. i just not convinced about it. just such a bad it. maybe it's just such a bad joke that was so extreme and joke that it was so extreme and hyperbolic that it couldn't be anything other than an at humour, it's, you humour, you know, it's, you know, he her know, genuinely he wants her paraded streets paraded through the streets naked with people throwing course also know course not. and also you know irrespective of that, the idea of cancelling the show that lots of cancelling the show that lots of love really of people love doesn't really make either it make sense either it commercially yeah commercially it's bizarre. yeah it fun these people it is it's fun but these people who saying they're who are saying that they're going memberships, going to cut memberships, i don't they are because don't think they are because i think dependent now think we are so dependent now on, amazon, as they say, i'm not going to shop any more. amazon. yeah, good with that yeah, good luck with that cooperation with joel as well about pretending appearing to about pretending or appearing to respond uproar . and at

respond to media uproar. and at the same really there's the same time, really there's something behind it and the show the same time, really there's sogoing1g behind it and the show the same time, really there's sogoing to behind it and the show the same time, really there's so going to behicancelledthe show the same time, really there's so going to behicancelled anywayv is going to get cancelled anyway . maybe. but i mean, is going to get cancelled anyway . don't maybe. but i mean, is going to get cancelled anyway . don't thinke. but i mean, is going to get cancelled anyway . don't think should but i mean, is going to get cancelled anyway . don't think should be |t i mean, i don't think should be cancelled at i think it's cancelled at all. i think it's ridiculous. yeah. okay. we're going with the some as to going to go with the some as to what does. this is what this one does. this is about from the mayo. about the anatomy from the mayo. oh, a one. well oh, that's a good one. well people know . and i think people don't know. and i think i'm allowed to say apparently people know. asked people don't know. they're asked from god . two from elbow. oh, my god. two asterisks where they are going . asterisks where they are going. think you can actually. so i apologise to anyone home that language there apologise for that sorry this is a survey appears to suggest that 63% of britons and this is english britons and this is english britons cannot identify where their brain which isn't exactly . i don't believe that. no can i. 63% could even lead the way . i. 63% could even lead the way. percent calm. i don't believe that this young people don't know where that brain is. i don't that seems hard . believe, don't that seems hard. believe, certainly. and 52% of people surveyed stated that they

definitely knew where their reproductive organs were , which reproductive organs were, which is why the reproduction rate is down. could it be that people are just having a laugh? they've been given this ridiculous survey asking them questions everyone knows. so they've everyone knows. and so they've just said, oh, i'm going to look, i know. i think this is actually not that at all because only of people where only 55% of people know where their rectum. can't be their rectum. that can't be true. well saying that as they write . oh, wow . but i thought he write. oh, wow. but i thought he was going to say as well as you say. but this is it when the older people , 78% knew where older people, 78% knew where their rectum was because of all their rectum was because of all the examinations . so i think it the examinations. so i think it is actually is true like young people don't know where their rectum is because they don't know word means. maybe know what the word means. maybe that i could well, that i could believe. well, that's certainly true. in the case reproductive, case of the reproductive, isn't it? they know it? because i think they know them, not by name, them, if not by name, reproductive organs or other known by other names. exactly i known by other names. exactly i know very sceptical anyway . know i'm very sceptical anyway. we're going move on now some we're going to move on now some nostalgic now the nostalgic bullying now the telegraph. what is margot robbie

is this is proof you can never an embarrassing nickname so she was in australia she's promoting her new movie and she was in the queue and then a bunch of screen behind it were like, my, my god . and she so turned around it was all i made some school. she was all i made some school. she was called maggot. that was. ooh, now they're saying that it might be because she was a fan of something, of slipknot or something, i guess as someone called maggot of slipknot or something, i gueris as someone called maggot of slipknot or something, i gueris there neone called maggot of slipknot or something, i gueris there it's1e called maggot of slipknot or something, i gueris there it's slipknot maggot of slipknot or something, i gueris there it's slipknot andjgot and is there it's slipknot and then it's slipknot it's your spleen, right? it isn't. it's just me. i didn't know that. i didn't idea what the main thought you said that was for was the rest of . but so she was the rest of. but so she called maggot because maggot . is called maggot because maggot. is not a mungo's, not proper name anyway. it's very posh name, isn't margaret. do you think of the woman from ? penelope keith the woman from? penelope keith in them. you i want to talk about margot, but my wife may be watching this. and last time i talked about a beautiful woman on ash, i got lots of grief. but did you actually. yeah. go. i'll

say you margot. robbie is say it for you margot. robbie is an extremely beautiful woman. says i'm not that into i says you. i'm not that into i really. yeah she's also an really. yeah. yeah she's also an incredibly actress so, incredibly talented actress so, you i think that big you know. but i think that big a deal that she used be called deal that she used to be called maga people most people maga and that people most people like it because she's as you say i think so at all but as i don't think so at all but as you point out, not me. you saying that she's very beautiful, but the idea that her nickname there's irony nickname was maga, there's irony that very unlike that i say she's very unlike maggot it also humanised in maggot and it also humanised in the i think she looks like the way i think she looks like it's a love story that humanises the stars the silver. that's the stars of the silver. that's what we want to say. we want the icon be brought back down to icon to be brought back down to earth. you call mad? earth. we you call madonna mad? she she doesn't like she no i'm sure she doesn't like that but much it's that either, but it's much it's much better as long as your much better for as long as your nickname here we go. nickname is. go. here we go. it's doyle. yeah. oh, it's it's just doyle. yeah. oh, it's not even a nickname, doyle. i know name was. sign of know what her name was. sign of status. now if you had a nickname, scribe, we just called each other by our surnames. but i was toshiba. hey god's sheba. your mother ever know ? so your mother ever know? so i wasn't really called sheba. but that that was how people got to

see. but i remember the gosh childhood. okay, we've got time lastly, just to run through this story from the mirror and some find scottish cuisine . hmm. yes. find scottish cuisine. hmm. yes. now i really i really like the sound of this . this is a sound of this. this is a scottish chippy has launched the deep fried cream in anticipation easter. oh, they can't see any . easter. oh, they can't see any. oh, well, it sounds rather and so it's a hot white top and we go the deep fried mars bar the apogee of scottish cuisine deep fried mars . delicious. apogee of scottish cuisine deep fried mars. delicious. i mean, how wonderful . no. oh, my gosh. how wonderful. no. oh, my gosh. it's amazing. how wonderful. no. oh, my gosh. it's amazing . why would i hop an it's amazing. why would i hop an animal? you've had banana . animal? you've had banana. pineapple? oh, i have a mars bar. is like one of the top five things i've ever tasted . and so things i've ever tasted. and so you think the deep fried egg genius. but this is one i love a creme egg. you a big, big creme 999 creme egg. you a big, big creme egg people with this is our fashion there's a lot which are little anyway but the point is that sometimes with the creme

999 that sometimes with the creme egg they get stale, the inside they get solid. you ever they get solid. have you ever had i've no doubt. my had that? i've no doubt. my funny. okay, well, i do sometimes go stale. it's very upsetting because i would. anyway, end. it's anyway, they've got to end. it's just for tonight's just that's all for tonight's show. though, before show. quickly, though, before 90, show. quickly, though, before go, let's take another quick look friday's pages. look at friday's front pages. the turned the daily has britain's turned a corner so now cut taxes fridays has tory areas allocated more cash from levelling up fund friday's telegraph is running with stop stalling tax deal nato allies tell geo germany the front cover the times has one $0.05 fuel duty cuts to run a year longer and friday sun has no is above the law. that's the story of alec being charged with manslaughter friday's metro has level up up and away those are your front covers that is it for this evening . your front covers that is it for this evening. but your front covers that is it for this evening . but thanks to my this evening. but thanks to my brilliant guests josh howie and roger , headliners is going to be roger, headliners is going to be back tomorrow at 11:00 with myself, cressida wetton and nick dixon. remember the headliners it's also repeated at one and five. so if you're watching one,

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eu citizens living in the uk without visas will now face the real threat of deportation . good real threat of deportation. good morning. it's 6:00 on friday, the 20th of january. this is breakfast on gb news with stephen and ellie. here are your top stories this morning. well, gb news can exclude live reveal immigration enforcement officers will start cracking down on eu citizens who are living and working in the uk without the

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