good evening . good evening. i'm good evening . i'm tatiana good evening. i'm tatiana sanchez. in the gb newsroom am a series of fresh walkouts have been announced by the united as the bitter dispute over of staffing continues. they're set to walk out for a further ten days. the workers across england, wales and northern ireland . 10,000 ambulance staff ireland. 10,000 ambulance staff with the gmb and the royal college of nursing and the 6th of february downing street says

. it's disappointed, but they're open. . it's disappointed, but they're open . further discussions. open. further discussions. united's ambulance workers are already to walk out next monday monday . meanwhile, the national monday. meanwhile, the national education union says teachers across england and wales will go ahead with planned from february the first for a seven days. it's part of an ongoing dispute over after talks today failed to reach a resolution. the eu says the action could more than 23,000 schools. the strike coincides with walkouts . staff coincides with walkouts. staff at universities . train drivers at universities. train drivers and 100,000 civil servants . and 100,000 civil servants. ukraine's volodymyr zelenskyy has been holding talks with 50 western nations and germany today garner further support in their fight against russia. kyiv requested 300 tanks. the us a further requested 300 tanks. the us a furthe r £2 billion worth of further £2 billion worth of support for ukraine. while the uk says it will provide 40 challenge tanks. meanwhile germany have yet to make a decision on whether they will

send tanks to the war torn country. the head of nato's military committee admiral bower says countries must their own decision on giving tanks . decision on giving tanks. ukraine the met police commissioner mark rowley has promised a thorough review of the force's culture standards in an effort to root out corrupt officers such as former officer david carrick. mr. rowley said the next two years are critical achieving all goals, including assurance , things such as assurance, things such as investing in diverse to become an anti—racist organisation. meanwhile the national police chiefs council are urging police chiefs across england and wales to have all officers checked against national databases by the end of march. it comes in the end of march. it comes in the wake of the crimes committed by former police officer carrick , who admitted to 49 criminal charges, including 24 counts of rape . counter terrorism. police rape. counter terrorism. police say the 27 year old man held a security scare at st james's in

leeds earlier today , has been leeds earlier today, has been re—arrested on suspicion of preparing acts of , terrorism. he preparing acts of, terrorism. he was found in possession of a suspected firearm and a suspicious device in the hospital grounds this morning . hospital grounds this morning. emergency services, including a bomb disposal unit, were called to the maternity wing. the cordon , the scene has been cordon, the scene has been lifted, but police continuing to search the premises premises and the prime minister has been given a fixed penalty notice by police for failing to wear a seatbelt whilst in the back of a moving car. the prime minister was filming a social media clip on his way to yesterday's levelling up announcement in the nonh levelling up announcement in the north west. he's already apologised with his spokesman saying he made an of judgement in a statement this evening. downing street says sunak will comply with the fine . that could comply with the fine. that could be up to £500 for tv and tv plus radio this is gb news. that was the headline of .

the headline of. hello i'm andrew doyle and welcome to headliners and joining me to inject some levity to saturday's headlines are , to saturday's headlines are, cressida wetton and dixon. looking very florida cressida nick with flowers more often. i'm sorry andrew. yeah. i was going to. we changed at the last . because what.7 yeah, . why.7 because of what.7 yeah, it's . . why? because of what? yeah, it's . it was it's hiring. it was embarrassing, wasn't it? well we're going to on and look we're going to crack on and look at page. is first. at the front page. is first. saturday daily mail first. they are going with labour's woman problem. we're going to get to that in a moment. saturday telegraph holiday boost as telegraph has holiday boost as eu delays fingerprint checking the front cover. the guardian it needs with a zarqawi paid to settle huge tax bill that's a bit embarrassing and saturday's mirror another a mess this is the news that rishi sunak has broken law by not wearing a

seatbelt in a promotional video saturday's times has javid it backs fee to see gp. we'll be talking about that in a moment and the front of the daily express has a shock death of high street banks. by 2027. saturday now, charles told drop his breaches i don't really want to know what that's about. on saturday. daily star eternal youth . sorted it mate. youth. sorted it mate. apparently scientists have the secret for eternal life and. those where your front pages . those where your front pages. i'm going to start show with the front page of the mirror . nick, front page of the mirror. nick, what have they gone with? they've gone with another fine mess and sunak punished for seatbelt blunder . so it's big seatbelt blunder. so it's big news . i mean, if sooner if news. i mean, if sooner if someone is bland, the was going to have a scandal. it was going to have a scandal. it was going to be something like this. he didn't seatbelt few didn't wear a seatbelt for a few minutes. i about andrew minutes. i think about andrew they're game we they're calling it belt game we used to like sex scandals used to get like sex scandals there secret there was like spying secret documents bugging people against

their will he failed to wear a seatbelt for a fairly so they really calling what's really calling it what's been called this is like this called belt this is like this makes theresa may running through look through the wheat field look there he don't mean he failed where i love this where is he? but i love this bit as have as well. the police have said after we have after into this matter we have today 42 year old man today issued a 42 year old man from conditional from london with a conditional offer name in the offer of a name in the preserving his anonymity, which is the phone with is i mean he's on the phone with but very that's but it's very shameful that's why name him and why they can't name him and i mean so really well i mean mean it's so really well i mean we wear seatbelts in we should wear seatbelts in the cockpit exactly cockpit. this isn't exactly watergate. that mean, chris, watergate. is that mean, chris, do think mean, was he do you think i mean, what was he making this video for? what was this? a promotional making this video for? what was this? think a promotional making this video for? what was this? think was a promotional making this video for? what was this? think was anythingtional don't think was anything to do with seatbelts and didn't we with seatbelts and we didn't we this yeah we this in the 1980s. yeah we supposed we know you supposed to know we know you meant in the meant to wear seatbelts in the back is talking but i imagine back of is talking but i imagine what happened actually he's making about making this video about levelling know levelling up and you know if you've seatbelt on it's you've got your seatbelt on it's difficult sort of angling difficult to sort of angling yourself levelling difficult to sort of angling yours

love the way labour pounced on this like it's a political victory. like his victory. they're saying like his debit victory. they're saying like his debh so victory. they're saying like his debit so they're debit card chain. so they're saying things he's saying all these things he's done. growing done. it says the list growing every making for every day and it's making for endless, is it endless, painful viewing. is it painful? i mean , i do reiterate painful? i mean, i do reiterate that. i think you should absolutely should wear a seat belt. fact that i'm belt. but the fact that i'm surprised him to surprised not calling for him to step down, saying he's not fit to well let's wait see to off well, let's wait and see what happens next. mean maybe. well, knows? just for well, who knows? just for because balance because we always give balance on think you wear a on the show. i think you wear a seatbelt because i just a fine because trouble with because we'll be in trouble with ofcom that. well ofcom if we don't say that. well that's i mean are some that's true but i mean are some medical certified issues where you have to seat , you don't have to wear a seat, know upset? i know they're upset? yeah, i don't what are. well, don't know what those are. well, enough balance . let's enough of the balance. let's move the front page , the move on to the front page, the daily kristie. what if daily mail, kristie. what if they we've penny they come? well, we've got penny lancaster of there. she's enjoying happy valley's no nonsense cop. the main story is leavers problem. okay i mean, to me. well, i don't know if . me. well, i don't know if. you've seen the clip , but rosie you've seen the clip, but rosie duffield dramatically that the opposition has a woman problem and admitted she struggle to

tell voters that it was not sexy. so this is that they were having the debate in parliament the scotland's gender reform bill. and whenever women were making the case that their single are for women's single sex bases are for women's rights , some men in the labour rights, some men in the labour and labour party were jeering at them or shouting them down. actually and behaving quite badly. i mean, this this guy, lloyd russell—moyle was particularly grotesque. he went , yeah, he woke . yeah. i mean, , yeah, he woke. yeah. i mean, he's absolutely and of course, she's making the point that . she's making the point that. this reminds her of being in an abusive relationship. yes. because he he failed to control his passion . so the argument his passion. so the argument that he that she's made him lose a temper and she said, this makes me feel like i'm back in an abusive feel. look what you made kind of think that if made me kind of think that if abusers say she's got abusers say but she's got a point know, it's point because, you know, it's not that she not that long ago that she couldn't go to the labour conference threats to conference because of threats to her. and thing about this is her. and the thing about this is there has been nothing but silence from the higher echelons of the labour party surely

of the labour party and surely when member of the party, a prominent female politician is being threatened , starmer should being threatened, starmer should being threatened, starmer should be that is absolutely be saying no, that is absolutely unacceptable. and unacceptable. absolutely. and similarly in parliament this is outrageous behaviour for parliamentarians. it's parliamentarians. it's also it's like a bunch of teenagers have sort house of sort of gone into the house of commons suddenly taking commons and they suddenly taking oven commons and they suddenly taking over. it's over. it's grotesque and it's actually said actually even and you said because russell—moyle because what this russell—moyle all idiot did, actually moved all idiot did, he actually moved across chamber sit across chamber to sit deliberately near to of stare at it. i'm sure did that it. i'm not sure he did that with miriam cates with her or miriam cates or both. he was a go both. but you he was having a go at cates well as it's at miriam cates as well as it's totally. and totally. yeah. and he said i fell passion, which fell to console passion, which was starmer's was a pathetic excuse. starmer's nothing it. written nothing about it. she's written a brilliant on she's had a brilliant in on her. she's had no support the labour no support from the labour party. and it's all started. let's with most her, let's remember with most of her, which he covers in the piece from tweet it from liking a tweet where it described an individual with a cervix . piers morgan you cervix. piers morgan said, you mean she like the mean a woman? and she like the tweet. it all kicked tweet. and then it all kicked off jones had to off and owen jones had to denounce her and all these idiots in labour. hate idiots in labour. why they hate women. just have ideology women. they just have ideology that they claim about that they claim to care about women. obviously it's women. but obviously it's particularly isn't particularly striking, isn't it, with rosie duffield, who so, you know, polite and know, unfailingly polite and courteous in the way she

expresses rational, is not expresses so rational, is not provocative. he's not a provocateur . the way that provocateur. the way that they're painting is completely outrageous, you know, and you can't it with as can't get away with it with as as strong. and compassionate. as as strong. and compassionate. and obviously compassionate as rosie duffield. because makes the critics look stupid. right? well, under circumstances well, under what circumstances could debate i mean, could you have a debate i mean, if isn't up for debate, if this isn't up for debate, let's debate. doesn't let's not have a debate. doesn't that you a deal? i mean, that trouble you a deal? i mean, we're talking women's we're talking about women's rights, fact rights, you know, and the fact that there are certain members of party no, of the labour party saying, no, what need to do is just have a shouting match at shouting match or throw at slogans thought, slogans rather than thought, you know, and yet labour know, this is and yet labour will time and this is going will win time and this is going to escalate right , right? will win time and this is going to escalate right, right? yeah. and by the way, meant to sit here, moved overjust here, i haven't moved overjust to this is. to intimidate cressida. this is. this works . i don't this is how it works. i don't think you , nick. and let's move think you, nick. and let's move on to the front page now of the times . and nick, what are they times. and nick, what are they leading with . so they've got leading with. so they've got javid backs fee see the ep and almost with me i very saying yeah it is and it's interesting story from sajid javid who he

said he was standing down in december and since he's announced that he can just say what he actually thinks, what he thinks the nhs is unsustainable and we need move to some sort and we need to move to some sort of said to of other system. and he said to privately with where privately agree with where streeting been streeting he's actually been getting out ahead of this for the tackling it the labour party and tackling it because we actually cover because when we actually cover this the in the get to this in the in the daily get to the day there very the other day there was a very good anonymous good piece of anonymous in—house doctor who was basically saying if reform the nhs, you if you don't reform the nhs, you end up with facto tier end up with a de facto tier system. so what the tories are doing by failing to get to grips with this is that they're going to private care to support private health care by backdoor, is what by the backdoor, which is what some they are some people claim they are trying to do by stealth anyway. the conspiracy theories. but he's jarvis admitting he's actually jarvis admitting we're things we're going to have to do things like perhaps to see gp's. like perhaps pay to see gp's. and he mentions that norway do it and and germany and so it and sweden and germany and so and that's one thing, not for the poorest people, for the poorest people, but for people it. and people that can afford it. and obviously have obviously this will have people up but something has be up in arms, but something has be done and done because otherwise and i just want to say i lived in australia a couple of years and we had to pay. i can't $20 or something gp and then something to see a gp and then get refunded. if you were get it refunded. if you were

unable yes. unable to pay. yes. and i thought experience thought the experience fantastic. so would say that fantastic. so would you say that we have a means tested system whereby. of course, if you can't afford to pay for a gp appointment, you would be subsidised do and subsidised to do so. and the people can said if people who can afford said if not, you know where we're heading. yeah, well exactly but it quite refreshing . it is always quite refreshing. there was no when politicians i stepped a post do stepped down from a post they do just they just honestly say what they think because of the think because so much of the time see politicians time when you see politicians sort themselves, sort of defending themselves, they're the party they're following the party whip. almost see the whip. you can almost see the spectre their whip. you can almost see the spect|the their whip. you can almost see the spect|the absurd their whip. you can almost see the spect|the absurd pies their whip. you can almost see the spect|the absurd pies .heir whip. you can almost see the spect|the absurd pies . he' whip. you can almost see the spect|the absurd pies . he was neck, the absurd pies. he was health secretary and were saying to him things like fix , fix it to him things like fix, fix it without . so they want without touching. so they want him somehow magically fix him to somehow magically fix nhs. had to sort of go the nhs. so he had to sort of go the programme. so yeah, i'm grateful that now. it's that he's saying it now. it's absurd. say it when, absurd. they can't say it when, they're post. mean they're actually in post. i mean i but you know i do need every day but you know there save there might be better to save money there's money with the nhs and there's all sorts of going on, all sorts of bureaucracy, so of bureaucracy, you know. so they're, really to they're, they never really to gnps they're, they never really to grips with that. really it's grips with that. but really it's got it's going money on got to be so it's going money on reform. that 44% reform. now he's saying that 44% of mental budgets of all department mental budgets will yeah. i was will go health. yeah. so i was treating has to be

treating he said it has to be and reform okay okay cressida we're going to move on to the front cover guardian now. okay so david crosby has sadly passed. yes, i do understand. i'm being chewed up and spat out fame. the met police specialist officers believe in right . we're officers believe in right. we're going to come to that later. we'll come to that later. but the story a whole, we the main story as a whole, we paid penalty to settle huge bill. so the conservative party chair and nadhim zahawi agreed pay a chair and nadhim zahawi agreed pay a penalty to hmrc as part a seven figure settlement over his tax affairs. the guardian has been told isn't this quite embarrassing because? yeah, he was always when he was in the government, always very vocal the need for taxes to be paid on time like got a lot time sounds like he's got a lot and we had a lot to pay. you know, he's was earner. know, he's he was high earner. yeah talking about yeah well they're talking about an that an estimated million pounds that would quite a high would make him quite a high earner, right. that's quite a lot. how does this work lot. is that how does this work though? you know, though? because you know, i mean, don't just rich? mean, don't you just feel rich? don't an don't you just have an accountant takes of accountant that takes care of everything? possibly everything? how do you possibly miss i wouldn't miss a tax bill? well i wouldn't know. i'm it's a very good

question . yeah, a, you know, question. yeah, a, you know, a multi million is no comment on the fees. gb news news but no that's that's the bill that out of out of my money very passive aggressive i'm nick what do you make of this well you're saying it's embarrassing mean it's embarrassing andrew i mean it's embarrassing andrew i mean it be huge it's it says it would be huge it's huge. given his huge. embarrassing given his previous we previous role. chancellor, we have was have to remember he was chancellor for 63 days, so it's not that embarrassing because he was chancellor. andrew so was barely chancellor. andrew so know have his know he's going to have his taxes know, was taxes a bit but you know, he was barely in the job. and then kwasi kwarteng was in job for even less 30 days. and we could probably, for probably, you know, 38 days for 38 fact is the 38 days. yeah. i fact is the lowest. that's the that lowest. but that's the guy that died. to died. yes. right. we're going to move the front cover move on now to the front cover of the star. nick, what does the star got today? it's a big one on his eternal youth. so it it may eggheads reverse ageing with sound therapy so we did this with a similar story not this story but we did one about how they're testing on mice with proteins and going to proteins and it's going to double lives double the length, their lives and this also mouse and so on. but this also mouse based, done sound based, but it's done sound treatment which zombie like

senescent cells and rejuvenates them they've been zapping and cunng them they've been zapping and curing all their ailments. one of them had a hunchback initially worse, but then it got better and it was magic . i find better and it was magic. i find doctors so obsessed with increasing the of mice so that we can live forever. andrew oh, it's about us it's . about us. it's about us it's. about us. all of us know . we start with all of us know. we start with the mice, with the mice. any benefits were frostbitten . well, benefits were frostbitten. well, i'm not. we'll cover that. likewise, you need to rejuvenate for me. not for me . just for for me. not for me. just for someone you know . i mean, someone you know. i mean, eternal life. cressida you a fan? absolutely no

welcome back to headliners , your welcome back to headliners, your first look at saturday's newspapers with me, andrew doyle cressida wetton and our very big dog, nicholas , right today's dog, nicholas, right today's telegraph first is scotland edging to independence. cressida

unlikely new setback for sturgeon. as poll shows, most most scots would vote against independ. most scots would vote against independ . so it's now 54% saying independ. so it's now 54% saying no this was conducted pre uk gov blocking the agenda reform. yes. so this is research was done before . it's that sort of before. it's that sort of roughly 54% that sort of roughly what was in the referendum last time. so it hasn't really moved . it hasn't really moved. it's going be gutted. i think she will. yeah. she's she's now saying well there was there was spike after the supreme court judgement. yes it was temporary. yes and it's looking , it's yes and it's looking, it's looking like what's going to happen now is at the next election that will be a sort of that'll be the next chance. well trying to say disarm as confused as the scottish people on this. well i think they'll get it if she gets it at the next election that's going to be like another

another referendum but they don't have an option for another referendum. right. okay because the uk said when it was meant to once a lifetime anyway and once in a lifetime anyway and now seems they to now it seems that they have to get from westminster get permission from westminster in it. that's not in order to do it. that's not going happen should she going to happen. so should she just up ? she should, but just give up? she should, but she mean, it there's no she won't. i mean, it there's no evidence fighting evidence that fighting an election , de referendum, election, a de facto referendum, would support . would reduce her support. they're not going leave, but they're not going to leave, but they're as they're not going to lose as well. it's kind purgatory. well. so it's kind of purgatory. and it's the and i'm so sick of it. it's the never them sex it, if you never end them sex it, if you will, and yes, sick of i'm will, and yes, i'm sick of i'm so sick. i no to leave so sick. i want no one to leave anywhere ever again or set anywhere ever again or let's set anywhere ever again or let's set a date let's say the end of this yeah a date let's say the end of this year. you all got to decide countries you're going to be part let just off, part of. let me just cut off, say you're stuck say that, then you're stuck forever. and forever. how many charles and just. it. if just. yeah and that's it. if they independence they did get independence so that would make the snp basically and that basically obsolete and that would a positive thing given would be a positive thing given that authoritarian. that they're so authoritarian. that's you know silver that's yeah. so you know silver linings so trying find linings so i'm trying to find that. we're to move linings so i'm trying to find the now we're to move linings so i'm trying to find the now to we're to move linings so i'm trying to find the now to thisre're to move linings so i'm trying to find the now to this next to move linings so i'm trying to find the now to this next story, to move on now to this next story, which is in saturday's and another blow in gay marriages , nic, to blow in gay marriages, nic, to gay marriages sorry. blow in gay marriages, nic, to gay marriages sorry . yes. well, gay marriages sorry. yes. well, not really, i mean, archbishop

of canterbury will not bless gay marriages in church because of course welby has to be very careful his base is that he's really that priests would now be allowed blessings allowed to offer god's blessings to couples . allowed to offer god's blessings to couples. but himself to gay couples. but he himself wouldn't be to do. so wouldn't be able to do. so because got the because of course, he's got the anglican communion, is anglican communion, which is a commonwealth body commonwealth style body comprising of 43 independent anglican church. so he's going to so careful he's facing to be so careful he's facing andrew he said that would be andrew he said that he would be extremely but couldn't possibly do it's dog whistle do it. it's dog whistle essentially. we don't hear about toughening in dog whistles with this to he's this whistling to them. he's saying wants to do gay saying that wants to do gay marriage but he can't because his tied so he's by his hands are tied so he's by saying that he's kind scuppering his own point, isn't he? because he's individual. and if he's a unity individual. and if he's a unity individual. and if he's keep various he's got keep all the various churches world on churches around the world on board many of whom very board many of whom are very antagonise, stick idea of antagonise, stick to the idea of gay relationships and why would antagonise, stick to the idea of gajadmit onships and why would antagonise, stick to the idea of gajadmit it?;hips and why would antagonise, stick to the idea of gajadmit it? well,ind why would antagonise, stick to the idea of gajadmit it? well, it'swhy would antagonise, stick to the idea of gajadmit it? well, it'szsort)uld he admit it? well, it's a sort of wink. he says will be extremely joyfully celebrate of these extremely joyfully celebrate of the: personally extremely joyfully celebrate of therpersonally use them order not personally use them in order to compromise the pastoral to not compromise the pastoral care of whole community care of the whole community saying support it, but saying i really support it, but i don't exactly i don't, i don't support exactly so offensive . so what is he

so offensive. so what is he meant to do, though? i mean, he's in a position in he's in a difficult position in a he because he's is in a way. and he because he's is in a way. and he because he's is in a community which is a sort of community which is quite progressive when it comes to certain to gay rights. there are certain countries which countries around the world which are is are where the anglican church is prominent , are where the anglican church is prominent, which very much prominent, which are very much not. tread that not. how does he tread that line? think he's doing not. how does he tread that linisn't think he's doing not. how does he tread that lin isn't exactly nk he's doing not. how does he tread that linisn't exactly as he's doing not. how does he tread that lin isn't exactly as you. doing not. how does he tread that linisn't exactly as you said.g it, isn't exactly as you said. it's a wing. he's he's saying he's things at once he's saying both things at once . it sounds like there's . but it sounds like there's already a lot of he i don't think he's going to do it anytime soon, but surely eventually this will move. on the other hand , gay marriage, i the other hand, gay marriage, i mean , like obviously, i think mean, like obviously, i think gay marriage the state is gay marriage if the state is offering marriage, it should offering marriage, it should offer people and offer it to gay people and straight people. that's a no brainer. ceremony brainer. but religious ceremony like don't like religious groups you don't believe well because so much believe in. well because so much has changed. we didn't have female priests until 92 bishops in 2014 females. so and this article gives some the fantastic things that have changed. it was it was a time when you weren't allowed to plant two different seed types in the same field. there's all these ancient that's very sensible. from an

very sensible. is it from an agricultural point of view? yes. no currently the point that they're ruining farming, we need to have divorce. and now we've got divorce and all kinds of . got divorce and all kinds of. what about the catholic church? so the catholic church doesn't have get have divorce? yes, you can get an . that's an annulment. that's quite a process. doesn't have female process. it doesn't have female priests. certainly doesn't have gay marriage. but isn't the appeal, canon, the enduring appeal, the canon, the enduring appeal appeal, the canon, the enduring appeal, it's appeal, the fact that it's fashioned and traditionalist ? fashioned and traditionalist? well, are you saying well, i guess so. are you saying that people saying come that people i'm saying will come over catholicism, they'll say, well, they did when the well, what they did when the church of england said they were letting women priests and a lot of from the church of those priests from the church became catholic priests, they defected. wonder , you defected. and i just wonder, you know, kind of know, if you're this kind of progressive , you gay progressive, you want gay marriage to just marriage and you want to just leave instead of your leave the church instead of your own up own church. yeah but you end up you up progressing so far. you end up progressing so far. you progressed into nothing. i mean, to know under you progressed into nothing. i m as], to know under you progressed into nothing. i m as a to know under you progressed into nothing. i m as a gay to know under you progressed into nothing. i m as a gay catholic,) know under you progressed into nothing. i m as a gay catholic,) knordo nder is as a gay catholic, what do you about gay marriage you think about gay marriage in the foot both the church got one foot in both camps. well but i have no interest getting you interest in getting married. you just under the. well, no, just so under the. well, no, it's not that. and question. i think i like i say it in the gay

marriage on a civil basis it's a no brainer should absolutely i support it 100. i just don't understand why why it's so late in his or her whole family got married in the same church she's going now. can't marry. going now. she can't marry. she's wife, but she she's got a wife, but she couldn't marry her in the church. a bit sad, church. yes, it's a bit sad, isn't well, yeah, think isn't it. well, yeah, i think the are trying to imply the of you are trying to imply that homophobic. no, that i'm deeply homophobic. no, i'm that. i'm not telling you that. i agree you, i was trying agree with you, but i was trying to get myself into all of to not get myself into all of this just landing you. this just landing on you. basically, the judgement is, it's being it's just it's, it's being reformed it's reformed into the dust. it's going so going to be going to be so woke, going to be pointless, you so if you pointless, as you say. so if you have rules all. the have no rules at all. what's the point very point of a church? very interesting. going interesting. okay. we're going to important story now from saturday's in cressida with saturday's god in cressida with what's yeah what's this one about. yeah police rapes police investigating rapes claims in england believe victim blaming myths study finds so the guardian are telling us that people dealing with rape in the police force. yes in what are called rape myths . yes. and of called rape myths. yes. and of course this comes off the back . course this comes off the back. the david carrick case where it's found that this police was waging a campaign terror against

women for two decades. and, of course , this isn't the first course, this isn't the first time that they found not just misogynists within the ranks of the police, but criminal sexual criminals . i agree with that. criminals. i agree with that. but i mean, this idea that the character of is representative of rape culture. correct. is not he's he's i mean, if i worked for the police, i'd be horrified if people thought that you know he's you're saying it's not a systemic thing it's more about i don't know i mean they're arguing that it is systemic but would argue that using carrick so anomalous, you know , i mean so anomalous, you know, i mean basically what they're saying is that too many people in the police force , they believe these police force, they believe these . so they're asking women questions about themselves. the implication is that they're trying to find out what their part in their own rape was okay . and i'm just saying that's not the same as carrick. he's the same thing as carrick. he's he's barbaric , awful. but surely he's barbaric, awful. but surely those those ideas, the idea that someone who is the victim of a sexual assault is in any way to blame that that's gone out blame for that that's gone out the that went

the window. that went out the window ago, you window a long time ago, you would well, what would have thought, well, what you would have thought you would would have thought, well, what you vthought. e thought you would would have thought, well, what you vthought. e th what you would would have thought, well, what you vthought. e th what did] would would have thought, well, what you vthought. e th what did you uld have thought. but what did you think mean think about this, nick? i mean this because snp this is weird because the snp keep it never keep saying that that it never the predators never lie about who are to get access to who they are to get access to vulnerable but apparently vulnerable women but apparently they do we've done that you they do say we've done that you know have know it's weird because we have we police and yet we have this woke police and yet they're not actually solving rapes. a sort of culture rapes. we have a sort of culture where hear about stories where if you hear about stories about students life being about some students life being ruined because of a false accusation you but accusation and then you find but actual cases not solving actual rape cases not solving it. so i don't understand it. and this premise and if you believe this premise , which may well true, they , which may well be true, they don't believe them because of certain which, certain factors. one of which, for example, repeat and for example, is repeat and multiple as multiple allegations. so as a layman you might go, yeah, okay. if repeatedly if someone's just repeatedly making allegation, maybe that is questionable, again, questionable, but then again, you the grooming gangs you think of the grooming gangs where were just were being where women were just were being just an just systemic abuse on an ongoing basis. that's why they kept allegations kept making allegations because it and go, why it was true. and so you go, why aren't doing anything aren't they doing anything about it? guardian. it? but it's the guardian. i'm never if they never sure you know. but if they do it , sounds never sure you know. but if they do it, sounds like they're never sure you know. but if they do it , sounds like they're not do it, sounds like they're not solving rape cases. so they need do it, sounds like they're not so d01g rape cases. so they need do it, sounds like they're not so do better. cases. so they need do it, sounds like they're not so do better. it'szs. so they need do it, sounds like they're not so do better. it's not.) they need do it, sounds like they're not so do better. it's not. okay. need to do better. it's not. okay. we're going to move on to

we're going to move on now to guardian and the topic that you have contracture stipulating. we must include one special unit. they say trump you say that i don't really care about this one. this is trump and. a lawyer ordered to pay $1 million for being bringing frivolous lawsuit against clinton . they're against hillary clinton. they're accusing him kind of accusing him of kind of vexatious litigation. are vexatious litigation. why are you to with you just doing it? to mess with people? it's basically lawfare, probably because probably both sides, because this a clinton appointed this is a clinton appointed district . donald middlebrooks, district. donald middlebrooks, who's who said this. and once trump find out he was involved, he said, let's just drop it. but lawyer to carry lawyer persuaded him to carry on. it's just on. but, you know, it's just some of nonsense between some sort of nonsense between trump get trump and he's going to get hillary then hang hillary in trouble and then hang back part trump would back the part that trump would love, though, that said, love, though, is that said, and this the opposition this is the opposition saying this, but said trump is a prolific sophisticated prolific and sophisticated litigant who was repeatedly using the courts seek revenge using the courts to seek revenge on political adversaries. is on political adversaries. he is the of abuse of the the mastermind of abuse of the judicial process. he'll just be the of the table and the source of the table and he'll take those as compliment he'll take those as a compliment . the is, there is an . see, the thing is, there is an issue the that issue here. the reason that chris, that we have chris, the fact that we have a situation where oftentimes people the courts to push

people do use the courts to push political ends . yeah. and i political ends. yeah. and i mean, it's perfect theatre for trump , isn't it? yeah, it's just trump, isn't it? yeah, it's just of history so. yes, i mean, it's constantly wasting the time of the court. i don't think it's good we've had it over here with gina miller and brexit, you know, know, know, it's just, you know, trying to use courts, waste court because court time to try and because things go your way and things didn't go your way and trump been trump i'm afraid, has been doing that. fair to that. yeah but to be fair to trump, always like, we've trump, i'm always like, we've had story about, had this massive story about, oh, the documents. and then we find extensive find that biden's extensive documents just documents and that's just all fine well i don't think it is considered handed considered findings is handed all know there is all over and you know there is that cooperate that kind of fully cooperate with investigation the rest with the investigation the rest of point about that is that of the point about that is that that's you're meant do. that's what you're meant to do. if it's really common that politicians home secret politicians take home top secret . but apparently what you meant to do is say , my goodness, to do is say, my goodness, i shouldn't that. here to do is say, my goodness, i shorgo. 't that. here to do is say, my goodness, i shorgo. will that. here to do is say, my goodness, i shorgo. will cooperate. e you go. will fully cooperate. but that . he but trump didn't do that. he obfuscated year and obfuscated for over a year and that's that there is meant to shred them and put them in the toilet whatever shred toilet or whatever shred whatever they accuse. that's whatever they accuse. that's what great what you're meant. the great advice there from nick, that is it part two. but after the

it for part two. but after the break, what's causing elizabeth arden the cream engorged in demand. why in ten dentists hate , instagram smiles and, artists declare war on air overlords . declare war on air overlords. see you in a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headliners first look at saturday's newspapers . look at saturday's newspapers. let's get straight to it with the telegraph and some very popular multipurpose ice cream. well, it was sales of elizabeth arden's eight hour cream have surged after prince harry revealed that he used it to treat his first nips penis. both are doing really well of this. the twins saying this was like product placement in the autobiography. maybe it was. they for that. i wonder. i just wonder because, you know, the sales surging. yeah. and it's

clearly an effective cream for that treatment . i wouldn't know. that treatment. i wouldn't know. but apparently . but it's not it but apparently. but it's not it doesn't fit the marketing, does it? you know, it's not really really aesthetic of their website . they must love it. website. they must love it. their using i guess. their royal is using i guess. yeah. yeah. the tagline is yeah.yeah.thetaguneis bnngs yeah. yeah. the tagline is brings back your dead mum like is . well what said is it. well that's what he said in the book he said when he was applying we've applying the i down there we've all heard against the presence his dead mother. it was like she used to use it on her lips. well he did submit because his friend told him to it. this is told him to use it. this is friends yeah. and friends advice. yeah. and he said used on her said, my mum used that on her lips. you want me to put it lips. and you want me to put it there on my toddler. so he wasn't pleased about it. but you know, the book know, the narrative of the book makes it it's horrible the makes it say it's horrible the way goes right is phrase is way that goes right is phrase is just disturbing , but it just truly disturbing, but it just truly disturbing, but it just no publicity just shows as no publicity is bad because bad publicity because it's actually sales. actually led to more sales. after clip, i never want after hearing clip, i never want to even this in my to even see this cream in my life. wouldn't want it life. i wouldn't want to put it on face. just. no. but on my face. it just. no, no. but on my face. it just. no, no. but on hand, it does of on other hand, it does sort of introduce kind of an interesting freudian the book, freudian aspect to the book, which i suppose if they're going for was for psychological depth, was that going or

that what they were going for or is oversharing ? i is it just oversharing? i suppose would be the way it was both. it was just being psychological oversharing psychological and oversharing i'm how you understood i'm not sure how you understood what think what was happening. think it just probably just reasonable. i probably just read whatever the writer read that whatever the writer told read. let's told him to read. okay let's look the look at this is from the guardian now toxic work environment . does that sound environment. does that sound familiar, nick? it does, sadly, andrew i've sent an email andrew and i've sent an email to h.r. you, extreme h.r. about you, but extreme central to culture of elite kitchens. and of course, my dad is a chef and his kitchen was very small and very nice having put some of these big kitchens are absolutely mental. and what people are doing certains chefs they're putting their hands into like boiling and you put them there as long as you can. and then why does your manliness as a chef so you might even my dad had a sort of pride about the fact that could take but he would like literally his would like literally put his hand a sort of hand on hot things as a sort of macho because so macho display because was so good this. so it good at this. and just so it sounds absolutely no. there's a pride chefs being at pride among chefs being at take really burns your hands really like burns on your hands and them even cauterised and one of them even cauterised his wound on the on the stove or something normal in

something and this is normal in kitchens but kitchens and is all good. but they're trying course get they're trying to, of course get rid andrew pc gone mad rid of andrew pc gone mad they're to rid of it they're trying to get rid of it and oh needs be and they're oh there needs to be diversity kitchen and diversity in the kitchen and less bullying . what's less playground bullying. what's the point of a kitchen if you can't burning yourself and can't be burning yourself and having you having playground bully? do you think toxic think there is too much toxic masculinity in kitchens? no i think if you stop all the masculinity , it will pop up masculinity, it will pop up somewhere . do you think the food somewhere. do you think the food needs , the toxic masculinity, needs, the toxic masculinity, maybe they that's creates the food i don't know about that, but i've i had some studenti jobs in kitchens . but i've i had some studenti jobs in kitchens. i remember the atmosphere. it was quite i remember being a waitress and having to go in once and ask this chef , this guy from this chef, this guy from northern ireland, if somebody can have extra cheese or something. to my kitchen something. i got to my kitchen and that , but i and i remember that, but i thought is the thing. thought that is the thing. i mean was similar. i was mean i was similar. i was a waiter remember dropping waiter. i remember dropping a whole full of sandwiches whole plate full of sandwiches for buffet because i was so for the buffet because i was so terrified of the chefs and the way that i screamed at you, i just them up serve just pick them up and serve them. of them. apparently there's lots of it forces that the

it with the forces that the person that came up the person that came up with the current kitchens run was it was in something. it in the army or something. and it did of i don't did make me think of i don't know if you guys know sebastian younger. was director of younger. he was the director of restrepo this restrepo. yes. which is this film about war. and he's i've seen a ted talk of his where it talks about veterans missing war. men have just war. and i think men have just got this capacity like they need not them guys i don't not all of them guys i don't know they need kind of know but they need some kind of need. aggression. so need. they need aggression. so they doing rugby they go on stuck doing rugby clubs that man. could it be clubs. all that man. could it be could because you know, could it be because you know, traditionally have said could it be because you know, tradwomen's have said could it be because you know, tradwomen's places have said could it be because you know, tradwomen's places inve said could it be because you know, tradwomen's places in the aid the women's places in the kitchen that men who are in the kitchen that men who are in the kitchen for a living , they have kitchen for a living, they have to prove their masculinity to the degree to kind of shed that kind of stigma. no, it's that but the thing is and, when you drop your sandwich, it's a trial. you to overcome. trial. you have to overcome. as it one told the it says here, one chef told the who was promoter it because who he was promoter it because he with boss holding he coped with a boss holding a knife, and screaming, knife, his throat and screaming, i'm bleeping you. i i'm going to bleeping you. i want overcome that . you want you to overcome that. you become and a chef . but it become a man and a chef. but it doesn't can make doesn't mean you can make good fish it? does , fish fingers, does it? it does, because you've got the passion just ridiculous. anyway, don't

hold knives to people's necks. that's outrageous. anyway saturday's comes saturday's marin vanity comes a cost cressida yes, people are being left with permanent damage to their teeth amid a high demand for clear braces dentists have we've seen the have worn. so we've seen the adverts for these products. yes. what are they called? well, they straighten your teeth out, smile, direct, but you can't see the brace. yeah. the idea is . the brace. yeah. the idea is. this is a plastic. a clear plastic like a rugby tooth . a plastic like a rugby tooth. a number of people have had this done it hasn't caused done and it hasn't caused any well. because well. but is that because they went that probably went to proper or that probably the online thing looks the the online thing looks like the majority have fine it majority of people have fine it does. the company have does. i mean the company have back hey hey hey. most back and said hey hey hey. most people on these fine people get on with these fine yeah to be quite yeah i'm supposed to be quite gentle because it slowly moves. this is graphic and this is very graphic and i remember braces it remember having braces and it was painful. you was extremely painful. did you ever horrible and guy this ever is horrible and guy this chap they're quoting in the article is complaining that he can't bite an apple by not pulling much an apple anyway but that's my memory normal like you know braces and it's a lot know legit braces and it's a lot cheaper because was quoted cheaper because he was quoted 4 t 0 £6000 cheaper because he was quoted 4 t o £6000 for straightening cheaper because he was quoted 4 to £6000 for straightening his

teeth and guys have come teeth and these guys have come in and it for 1000 days. yeah but doesn't say get but doesn't just say you get what for i mean what you pay for nick. i mean sure want to have sure if you want to have your teeth with the teeth straightened even with the clear nhs , not clear brace, go to the nhs, not the nhs. go to a private dentist and the full whack get and pay the full whack and get it bonkers. well, it done. it's bonkers. well, these paying these people are paying thousands, not going to dentists, it at home, dentists, just doing it at home, which absolutely mental. yeah which is absolutely mental. yeah see mean, people see a dentist, i mean, people that people now do some people are and going are tattooing that and going blind. world blind. so this is the world we live had brace as well live in. i had a brace as well like but i lost my retainer like you, but i lost my retainer years ago. i would have had perfect be perfect teeth. i'd be a hollywood now. it's not hollywood star by now. it's not that harassed that i haven't sexually harassed anyone. no problem. yeah, i think dentistry is think doing diy dentistry is neven think doing diy dentistry is never. so it's rolled out for the whole of the nhs. why don't we do everything out to remove own. what's it called. appendix no, don't do that. that's a really bad idea for balance i have say. do we're going to have to say. do we're going to move now to one of your move on now to one of your favourite topics again from saturday's telegraph . i yes. saturday's telegraph. i yes. artist go to war with al creators like chat gpt and mainly it's nick cave. i'm a big fan of nick cave and he's

annoyed that this chat jeopardy has tried to recreate of his songs, but he claims it's of missed the essence of it. he says arise out of suffering . as says arise out of suffering. as far as i know, algorithms don't feel . he also says gpt far as i know, algorithms don't feel. he also says gpt has no in a being. it has been it has endured nothing . yes. although endured nothing. yes. although he did concede that he liked one of the lines because all the to how write a fake cave so a how write a fake nick cave so a love song god and and love song god and death and blood easy there blood and it's easy but there was the fire of hell was a line i've the fire of hell in he a way in my eyes. and he in a way i have it's gpt so he's saying have and it's gpt so he's saying that can't make that you can't have a make a great with i agree i don't think you can i think that you need to have of of have some kind of sense of the numinous within numinous some soul within an artwork and it's lacking that if it's just been completely created then created by a computer then i don't created by a computer then i dont can created by a computer then i don't can ever totally don't believe can ever totally you and i was a kid i had you know and i was a kid i had this tape a, cassette tape and it called something like it was called something like influences of the rolling stones. and the idea was it was an of the stones an album of stuff the stones would yes i thought would have heard. yes i thought that was really magical. and this what this ai this is kind of what this ai is doing, to fed all doing, because it has to fed all this existing then this already existing and then it all problems it brings in all these problems of ownership because because

nick cave have had an nick cave will have had an influence on the ai. yes. so who owns the eyes. that's a very good question. if the ai is mimicking music that has been created a human being, does that mean they're illegal implications? we this implications? we have this before. human before. you know, when human beings accidentally up with beings accidentally come up with similar we that them similar we had that with them over that lines song robin over that lines song by robin thicke and he was sued successfully the estate of marvin gaye even though the song sounded nothing like the other song. place sued sam smith, song. some place sued sam smith, but they were at the same song . but they were at the same song. yeah, funny. when yeah, that's quite funny. when sam . they were sam smith loses. yeah, they were basically . i mean, can basically the same. i mean, can you own three notes like you really own three notes like that? not. i'm not quite that? i'm not. i'm not quite sure. apparently, you can . you sure. apparently, you can. you can. anyway why any of it. can. yeah. anyway why any of it. we just thought they were got so much this might much work. well, this might be something, mr. let's just stop encouraging computers to take over the world. can we stop doing because every we doing it? because every time we talk ai this is talk about an ai story, this is not always that wonderful. the technology,is valley of horrible. it is the valley of death that are. no, thank. death that we are. no, thank. yeah, we're going death that we are. no, thank. ye move we're going death that we are. no, thank. ye move on we're going death that we are. no, thank. ye move on now we're going death that we are. no, thank. ye move on now ominous)ing death that we are. no, thank. ye move on now ominous tech to move on now to ominous tech news. in the time most

news. this is in the time most consider yet google the google owned alphabet are going to axe 12,000 jobs in the latest round of layoffs by alphabet they own google now they own google yeah there's always a big parent i never read about this in the google a big enough . yeah right google a big enough. yeah right i thought google was the new god anyway so yeah it's a difficult decision. sets us up for the future the problem is they took on a lot of staff when we were lockdowns because was more there was they thought that they were going to have an increase in that workforce. yes. but everyone's going back to work so they don't need them anymore . they don't need them anymore. yeah, it's very sad, nick, isn't it ? well, it is sad unless they it? well, it is sad unless they woke and, then it's fine . but woke and, then it's fine. but basically you don't realise . basically you don't realise. these companies are behind everything, so they own android operating system. youtube google. i've heard of some of these and it all is alphabet and running alphabet is actually gpt . so that's the way we all and i also why have we not heard of alphabet because they don't want you hear them, do they keep

you to hear them, do they keep it secret. some. i got it secret. there's some. i got the runs i've the guy that runs them. i've seen congress well , seen him in congress as well, issuing questionable issuing slightly questionable testimony. so yeah, it's very sinister and shadowy and behind it all is blackrock, isn't it? and what's the other one? vanguard and then the work vanguard and then it's the work elbow electronic form. all elbow, electronic form. it's all very you? very complicated. and you? blimey, we're going blimey, i fear that we're going down conspiracy. rabbit down a conspiracy. every rabbit hole put a to hole there. so we'll put a to that made it through part that we've made it through part relatively fortunately relatively unscathed fortunately four is coming i do fear the four is coming up. i do fear the worst stag speech worst we've got stag dos speech impediment . an incongruous use impediment. an incongruous use of reality tv .

to welcome back to the final part of headliners let's go straight to saturday's metro with the new scottish puritans neck. yep stay away. campaign to stag dos out of city is met with anger and

this is the edinburgh old town association is basically saying not to be snobbish and that they start a sentence without wanting to snobbish you to sound snobbish and then you know really know coming next it's really something selfish. some types of toys are for the city and toys are better for the city and less impactful than others and they stag they basically don't want stag these what really these and that what they really want keep comedians and want is to keep comedians and especially here daniel especially it says here daniel for reason say that it does for some reason say that it does it says he's wrong , for some reason say that it does it says he's wrong, bad in my piece and maybe maybe private joke that i wrote . oh, no, joke that i wrote. oh, no, because you gb news i mean, that's all it is. but anyway. yeah i mean, should keep yeah i mean, they should keep comedians agree with that yeah i mean, they should keep casedians agree with that yeah i mean, they should keep caseditkeeping agree with that yeah i mean, they should keep caseditkeeping henderson] that yeah i mean, they should keep caseditkeeping henderson stuck . as for keeping henderson stuck this less this out, well, they're less than edinburgh than five years ago, edinburgh voted party city. voted britain's best party city. so obviously it's going to hit tourism . so the problem is tourism. so the problem here is that sort of businesses that a lot of sort of businesses in edinburgh are saying this is terrible on terrible because they rely on stag and a great thing. stag dos and it's a great thing. they big party, of they got a big party, lots of money absolutely just money is spent. absolutely just had covid fun and games. i had the covid fun and games. i mean. yes you need stags and hens this is madness. although i like your stag and hens owns. yes. in edinburgh could just

have all the stag and hindus to the new town and all the respectable people just go to the old town. i mean, that would work. yes, i mean that way. to be fair like, you know, i've gigged actually stags gigged with stag actually stags are but hen nights in the are fine but hen nights in the front row are a nightmare. as a stand up comedian , maybe that is stand up comedian, maybe that is something letting them something in that letting them in so you won't and get a new in so you won't go and get a new town only i've town now you'll only gig. i've only the town that's only gig in the old town that's you saying women bad that's you saw saying women bad that's you saw saying women bad that's you that's what saying you know that's what i'm saying what experience what i'm trying is my experience of of control of being drunk out of control women are bad and they should be in ten. you've those in bed ten. you've got those inflatable appendages on the head dressed as angels or that kind of thing. yeah you see with the do, fine because the stag do, it's fine because you just, you just take the mickey the and they you just, you just take the mi(love the and they you just, you just take the mi(love that the and they you just, you just take the mi(love that theit's and they you just, you just take the mi(love that theit's really they all love that and it's really great. but you do that with hens and get aggressive and they actually get aggressive and they actually get aggressive and there's a complaint to the club seen seen club oh i've seen i've seen people money people try to get their money back on stage back not with me on stage obviously. was gigging back not with me on stage obviowith was gigging back not with me on stage obviowith scott was gigging back not with me on stage obviowith scott cooper; gigging back not with me on stage obviowith scott cooper durham once with scott cooper durham and stood up and said, and the hens stood up and said, if you say anything more offensive, rush offensive, we're going to rush the threatened to the stage. or they threatened to attack very attack him. it's very aggressive. it's aggressive. you know, it's

probably carried on, you probably carried on, but you make me say five make it worse. let me say five more in. okay. well, it's more things in. okay. well, it's a terrible idea . i like your a terrible idea. i like your idea, though. put their hands. although the hens at although don't put the hens at old time. stilettos will old time. their stilettos will get in the they get stuck in the cobbles they most will if been to most definitely will if been to edinburgh. what edinburgh. you'll know what she's . what she's talking about right. what about incredibly, about this? incredibly, journalistically piece from the male cressida ? is your job male cressida? is yourjob stopping getting date? stopping you getting date? i don't know. i think that would be my partner . don't know. i think that would be my partner. yeah, okay. it be hard enough to find the right partner without blacklisted for your job. partner without blacklisted for yourjob. but singleton's have your job. but singleton's have admitted that they do pass judgement what you do for a living and there's some professions they just won't date . down this . you have face down this information . they canary information. they want canary wharf ? very specific wharf right? very specific demographic. i know surprisingly say people have specified professions wouldn't be interested in and lawyers is high up on the list that people wouldn't want lawyers right and i thought canary wharf to love a bit of that apparently bit of that but apparently really surprising thought lawyers doctors and dentists lawyers and doctors and dentists that's the of people. yes

that's the kind of people. yes people as apartments people want as far as apartments generally, people think that lawyers they lawyers will lawyers so they know they are but you know they're well—paid they're rich well—paid lawyers but it's not the point. absolutely. and of course, the other is of i assume other thing is men of i assume it's have been saying it's men have been saying they wouldn't which wouldn't date a stripper, which i thought was quite reasonable . i thought was quite reasonable. but apparently that's misogynistic. but apparently that's misogynistic . do you think it's misogynistic. do you think it's misogynistic. do you think it's misogynistic. do you think it's misogynistic. i know misogynistic. do you think it's misogynistic . i know it's misogynistic. do you think it's misogynistic. i know it's a male stripper a male stripper. exactly. would i mean, would that be misunderstood? i date a male . i mean, that be misunderstood? i date a male. i mean, i'm not asking but how they really what do you think that the job that someone should be really the focal point a relationship it shouldn't be just you know let them do what makes them feel whole and satisfied. well are you asking me i mean, is your the question is, is your job stopping you getting a day and women look where let's be we where we are. i mean let's be we love dvds but what do you in alternative it's like, hey, i'm on oh really ? what on telly. oh really? what channel matter? i mean? channel does it matter? i mean? the is, we love tv and the thing is, we love tv and it's to people it's great chance to people channel in this political channel but in this political culture world world that kind of

it's annoying it's kind of annoying when you're you you're in the alternative you know it's not know what i mean? it's not everyone's tea. well, i knew everyone's cup tea. well, i knew someone a conservative someone who's got a conservative woman all get married someone who's got a conservative wc20 n all get married someone who's got a conservative wc20 anyway. all get married someone who's got a conservative wc20 anyway. right get married someone who's got a conservative wc20 anyway. right well,narried someone who's got a conservative wc20 anyway. right well, you ed at 20 anyway. right well, you know, i knew someone who worked for mail and refused for the daily mail and refused and out with the guy and was going out with the guy and was going out with the guy and refused. just didn't tell him because she was too embarrassed thought embarrassed and thought that he would and would the relationship and he thought prostitute , thought she was a prostitute, you know , and believe that you know, and believe you that it's completely true. anyway, we we're now to we're going to move on now to the this is from the the next story. this is from the times what's yes, times, nick, what's this? yes, actually i'm not sure why. it's in the section. it's in the fun section. it's actually touching yet. so sad. it's residents with it's care home. residents with dementia see anxiety . dementia vr to see of anxiety. vr is virtual reality. it is unreal and it's all run by gpt and what they do they they can have reminiscence therapy which includes things like viewing childhood pictures and listening to music. but you're to favourite music. but you're in vr, you actually feel in the vr, so you actually feel like and i like you're there. and i was reading this getting moved reading this getting quite moved by we want to go back by this. oh, we want to go back to child? and thinking to the child? and i was thinking i want vr not the i just want nineties vr not the technology was where technology as it was then where i rubbish but i pukes and it's rubbish but i want to go back to the nineties

in virtual reality. is that where the pinnacle of where you think the pinnacle of . much so . yeah because it was much so much drive not but much fun to drive not braver but wasn't simpler . now what wasn't a much simpler. now what now basically. oh yeah. totally. i hate this. this makes so i hate this. this makes me so depressed. you're supposed to get and children to go into get dogs and children to go into care homes on not. not this, but this is the way we're going, isn't it? what would the metal thing be sunk thing we're going to be sunk into of lawnmower man into a kind of lawnmower man dystopia. that's that's the issue, isn't it? i've been prepared for climate lockdowns or something. well exactly. know it is a sad story. nick, i think can't believe mentioned lawnmower man on the show and it wasn't attacked . i wasn't me. i got attacked. i mention it because no one's seen it. that you me it. is that you and me and because we're nineties because we're from the nineties this not why the look up no this not why the 90 look up no my lawn mower my based a short story anything he didn't even write it down on him it's a memory. it was the first virtual reality movie basically the nineties. the graphics nineties. so all the graphics are terrible they really terrible just did what terrible but you just did what girls i give them my girls do when i give them my number pretend very number they pretend that's very insulting. anyway, so we're insulting. yes anyway, so we're going to . going to move on now to. jonathan ross's least favourite

news story of the day. chris farley revealed the hardest words to pronounce. so there's been study found that we have been a study found that we have the most difficulty enunciating irish in foreign. now this irish names in foreign. now this article has a sentence contains ten of the most difficult words to pronounce. would you like to read that sentence for us? i would e first of all, both had omicron when they went to kyiv, but it didn't stop their busy schedule. they had to meet neve and sasha eat a meal . gyros and and sasha eat a meal. gyros and asahi and attend a seminar. the nguyen dynasty. so got basically all of them right. he was and i said i saw it's a kebab. and it turned out the year was. yeah. and i. so you got nine out of ten. i wrote them down in advance and still got it wrong but no one even on google's name in knowledge how it is no one can agree on how to spell or say the no that they say yeah exactly , i can't even say now

exactly, i can't even say now why article now what they what they do. well is it a study some kind of or it's a study from 111,000 google searches. what really bothers me is they're saying these words are hot for us. yeah, they're a different language. irish a different language. irish a different language. like i can't pronounce many hungarian either. many hungarian words either. they're people many hungarian words either. they' pronounce people many hungarian words either. they' pronounce civil. people many hungarian words either. they' pronounce civil. i people many hungarian words either. they' pronounce civil. i mean, can't pronounce civil. i mean, that's an easy a noodle that's an easy one. a noodle that's an easy one. a noodle that me is kyiv, is that bothers me is kyiv, is like, people trouble like, oh, people had trouble pronouncing. i changed it. they could politically correct. it could be politically correct. it was whole it's was kyiv our whole lives. it's kyiv. like, not kyiv. it's like, that's not awful . no, that's true. that's awful. no, that's true. that's a bit a non—story about that. awful. no, that's true. that's a bit i a non—story about that. awful. no, that's true. that's a bit i can)n—story about that. awful. no, that's true. that's a bit i can tell;tory about that. awful. no, that's true. that's a bit i can tell you about that. awful. no, that's true. that's a bit i can tell you storyt that. awful. no, that's true. that's a bit i can tell you story i'mit. and i can tell you story i'm very relaxed because my name gets mispronounced all the time doesit gets mispronounced all the time does it cressida yeah people like they put an end in like chrissy they put an end in it got tinder and see it i got chris tinder and see well , what is it you hang well what, what is it you hang around with. mainly people around with. mainly dumb people . ihang around with. mainly dumb people . i hang around . i tell you who i hang around with comedy i hear my with comedy amc. so i hear my name. yeah. that's when i was tall. loses lose is. okay, we're going to move on to the daily star. nick, what do they got? oh, yeah the star got all star. i went first and last orgy i went to my first and last orgy with my girlfriend. let's talk about article . yeah, you're about the article. yeah, you're right. on the

right. i'll now move on to the article and formation of article and the formation of the. her parents were also there. it's classic thing. it doesn't if there was a doesn't mention if there was a elizabeth arden queen, it's elizabeth arden queen, but it's classic you're the classic situation. you're at the orgy . this on whole orgy. this was on fess whole someone announced this on twitter and essentially that's the entire story they went to the entire story they went to the audience. they're i the audience. they're fans. i mean, go to or have mean, don't go to or don't have those parents. i'm sure those kind of parents. i'm sure what moral is. well, well , i what the moral is. well, well, i mean, it would be embarrassing, to think to be fair. i don't think there's any need shame there's any need to kink shame here. you know, if you're if here. but you know, if you're if you're participating in these kind of events and so even someone, know , alone, your someone, you know, alone, your parents, someone your when parents, but someone your when you work with these controversial things you've ever sat on, this would be embarrassed . do you think it embarrassed. do you think it would be less embarrassing than you think really person whose parents it was because presumably they've had a very liberal upbringing. yes but i still i still don't think liberal parents that liberal are they mean that they will. well if that was me and i was taken i would be horrified. but of course , as the parent or the course, as the parent or the couple, any of the above, nick, it's not my thing. yeah. what

all mental. no, they're not into this. okay, well , finally onto this. okay, well, finally onto the mirror and an apocalyptic case of crabs . yeah. pretty case of crabs. yeah. pretty serious what you've come with it? yeah. mystery of english, crab and lobster. die offs deepens as find no clear cause and actually our producer richard claims to have broken the story. it first broke. it's a huge story about these mystery crab deaths and there was a vigilante thought it was a harmful algal bloom and you felt sorry an algal algae and what i can't pronounce is okay so lots of algae you would have made that assumption but would been wrong dead wrong because actually and there was another theory that it was parody in the coastal seawater at high but now the parody and story has been put to bed it says, and it actually it could mystery actually it could be a mystery illness will kill all so illness that will kill all so that's why it's significant. yes. mast crab death could yes. the mast crab death could have ramifications for humans a herring crab, if you herring or red crab, if you like. it's something i didn't even get but it could kill even get to. but it could kill us. it's kind of like an

experiment it's like, experiment on mice. it's like, how does it affect? announcer this new disease. do this could be new disease. do you any fears of ? crab you have any fears of? crab extinction. is there something that keeps you up? well, it was large part of my childhood. lots of juju, rock pooling, everyone . no, no . you. when you go out . no, no. you. when you go out and catch crabs. yes you did. where did you live? well this was cornish holidays. oh yes, of course. you don't really course. so you don't really have, like, toys or you to play with crustaceans . yeah. so when with crustaceans. yeah. so when we when we'd attacked people that weren't locals and we'd go out look for. not from out and look for. no, not from cornwall. to go on cornwall. but we used to go on houday cornwall. but we used to go on holiday you holiday there and you get a bucket and you and bucket and spade, you go and look at a basket. great look at crabs in a basket. great fun. so you don't want them all to die we don't. that's to die out. we don't. that's why you a to day. you live on a boat to this day. no, watery . yeah, no, i do like watery. yeah, i know. there's no crabs to my knowledge in the london. well the probably are crabs in the canals. they don't, i don't think about them. that's strange creatures they. creatures though aren't they. yes. mean not the way yes. i mean not just the way they they signify they move, but what they signify are. they ones that can live are. they the ones that can live forever i forever without lobsters? i think sure that's been think i'm not sure that's been invented it been one of

invented yet. has it been one of the one of the crustaceans can live just live forever? it just regenerates i regenerates automatically. i think lobsters . they think it might be lobsters. they technically forever, technically can live forever, but they don't because people put the show. views . put them in the show. gb views. what is it? can lobsters live forever? well, find out . see if forever? well, find out. see if that's. i guess they can. if they get sound therapy from the first section. i love i love that you've. had this background with crustaceans. yes. i didn't know you. i think know that about you. i think it's don't it's quite interesting. i don't know. why know. do you think that's why jordan, lobster jordan, paisan picked a lobster then they have then? well, because they have that. well, i google it, google it and find out i'm not just making up. anyway that making up. i hope. anyway that is all for tonight's show. but look , before we go, can have look, before we go, we can have a look at friday's sorry a quick look at friday's sorry front pages all over. let's have a look here. so the daily has labour's woman problem. that is of course the story about various labour mps being berated by men in the party when they stood up in parliament to debate scotlands gender recognition . scotlands gender recognition. and that includes, of course, rosie duffield . we're moving on rosie duffield. we're moving on now to the front of saturday's guardian and are leading with

zarqawi paid penalty to settle huge tax bill. it's very embarrassing for the former chancellor there . the front page chancellor there. the front page of saturday's telegraph has houday of saturday's telegraph has holiday boost as eu delays , holiday boost as eu delays, fingerprint checking and front page of saturday's times javid backs fee to see gp that's the nhs desperate to find money and he's talking about charging to get their appointments . moving get their appointments. moving on to saturday's mirror fine mess. this is a story rishi sunak filmed a video of himself without a seatbelt and has been hit with a fine by police and saturday's daily star eternal youth sort it mate they found the secret to eternal life but thatis the secret to eternal life but that is it for this evening thanks to my brilliant guest cressida and nick dixon headline is back at 11:00 with leo, diane and darla laughs. and if you're watching the 5 am. repeat right now, just stay tuned for the breakfast show after the .

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