hello there. in just a moment on gb news is headliners. but first, let's bring you the latest news headlines and the top story tonight, the prime minister asked an independent ethics adviser to investigate the tory party chair's tax affairs, nadhim zahawi welcomed the investigation, saying confident he acted properly throughout the former chancellor admitted though he paid a penalty hmrc following an over shares in the polling yougov which he co founded. he hasn't disclosed the size of the settlement, which is believed to be almost £5 million. and the

bbc's richard sharp says he welcome a review into how he got his job by the commissioner of pubuc his job by the commissioner of public appointments. that's after mr. sharp asked for a scrutiny to examine potential conflict of interests following claims he was involved in securing a loan of up to £800,000 for boris johnson . he £800,000 for boris johnson. he insists he didn't make alone or arrange any and only made an introduction to a guarantor. now today, thousands of ambulance workers out on strike for the third time in five weeks. unison and gmb union members across england and wales walked out along with staff from two hospitals in liverpool and further industrial action is planned in the coming weeks by nurses as well as other nhs workers . nurses as well as other nhs workers. union nurses as well as other nhs workers . union leaders nurses as well as other nhs workers. union leaders are calling fair pay, accusing the government of not wanting to find a resolution and households that cut down their energy use for a second day tomorrow could save some money. 26 suppliers

have signed up to the grid's demand flexibility . that's run demand flexibility. that's run its first live test today . it its first live test today. it involves paying businesses and domestic households to turn their electric appliances for an hour or two. the electricity is planning on running the scheme again tomorrow . if you're again tomorrow. if you're interested, it runs 430 and 6 pm. and you have to have a smart metre . lastly, footballer smart metre. lastly, footballer harry kane equalled soccer legend greaves. his goalscoring record for tottenham hotspur of 226 goals tonight. the 29 year old england captain scored first and only goal of the game during premier league match against fulham greaves has held the record since 1970. you up to date on tv, online and dab plus radio. you are gb news where.7 now it's time for headliners .

now it's time for headliners. thank you bonnie . hello, i'm thank you bonnie. hello, i'm simon evans. welcome to joining me tonight to lighten up tuesday's papers . the ever funny tuesday's papers. the ever funny and ever comedians josh howie and ever comedians josh howie and nick dixon. so let's quickly get acquainted with tuesday's front pages. we kick off with the daily mail. front pages. we kick off with the daily mail . what the hell is the daily mail. what the hell is the daily mail. what the hell is the west waiting for.7 an extraordinarily and emotional rallying there, apparently by bofis rallying there, apparently by boris the telegraph has killer posed as a child to claim asylum and then murder again in the uk. and a controversial line enhanced dress on the catwalk appropriately enough the eye has zaha wee faces sack as pm demands answers on chairs unpaid tax the guard his prime minister admits quest means need answering on zaha we tax and to

inquire is launched into the bbc. chancellor action. a double scandal for the government today . the times have met risks hiring rogue officers in online tests . add another picture of as tests. add another picture of as to how they're looking somewhat shifty and the daily staff . you shifty and the daily staff. you don't need a daily star lettuce to see how this one in the states think his time is up so those are the front pages. let's have a look at events in more detail . so going to start with detail. so going to start with you, nick, the guardian. yes, my favourite so permits questions need answering on zahawi tax poor old nadhim zahawi in a bit trouble . so there's his tax trouble. so there's his tax issue and it's not necessarily that he deliberately unpaid , you that he deliberately unpaid, you know, underpaid his tax but he had this big tax bill for unpaid tax and. this could be because he was selling off shares. you

know, it gets very complicated. so possibly so that's all possibly reasonable. there's an inquiry into it sunak's pasta off to his ethics adviser. now, there's also question of the greensill thing, though, the lobbying scandal where he was said to it, cameron, he was said to have not texted cameron or message cameron about but it turns out he did send messages to comment about messages. about it messages. so he's trouble that well. and trouble for that as well. and the question how long can the question is, how long can you it, you know, you hold on and is it, you know, obviously soon when he came in said we're going be all about integrity. we've had all boris's sort ness and now we're sort of dodgy ness and now we're all integrity. so it looks all about integrity. so it looks bad for sunak. he's passed it off now. but the question off for now. but the question is, how long can yeah is, how long can we stay? yeah suppose are we in suppose the thing was, are we in is i we do all have some sympathy people making sympathy with people making errors but presumably errors in returns but presumably has a large score of people dedicated yeah, dedicated to this purpose. yeah, it's doing it in his it's just been doing it in his own chair. which i thought you were going to say we have sympathy making sympathy with people making massive money a massive amounts of money from a loss. as well loss. obviously that as well we're socialist. he's we're not socialist. he's actually off, right? not actually paid it off, right? not the amount. but he sort of struck a deal this. is this is

this sort slightly whilst he this sort of slightly whilst he was sounds was chancellor? yeah this sounds like days. yeah. like a 60 something days. yeah. but those are the where he but those are the days where he did it. but also from my understanding, this is a trust was set his parent's was set up in his parent's names. transferred the shares names. he transferred the shares for trust. and for to that trust. right. and then shares. so seems a then sold the shares. so seems a little bit dodgy to . well little bit dodgy to. well there's always there's always a distinction, a difficult distinction, a difficult distinction to be drawn between what feels dodgy and, if it is legal and where it's actually transgressed, it? transgressed, isn't it? but i suppose ethics probe will get to the bottom of that two inquiries launched into bbc chair selection as well . yeah, it's selection as well. yeah, it's a very similar sort flavour this yeah richard shops lecture. the bbc chair is subject to two separate investigations amid allegations he helped boris johnson a loan of up to 800,000 weeks before he was recommended . the job. you've all heard about already, so it's more about this already, so it's more bofis about this already, so it's more boris just being a loose with morals . poor old boris just being a loose with morals. poor old sunak boris just being a loose with morals . poor old sunak now morals. poor old sunak now having to clean up mess having to clean up the mess essentially. boris was great winning not great winning elections, not so great with like don't you with the tales like don't you know, give us some of the challenges they've you a massive

load. it's that looks load. it's not that one looks to me less palatable to be honest. the 800,000 pamela and i remember mandelson, of course, is probably before your time that mandelson to was the that mandelson to go. he was the great of new labour, great architect of new labour, but was caught out for but he was caught out for securing non—official in order securing a non—official in order to be able to get a house, basically, he was. yeah, it was love how you think. you know what? it doesn't necessarily. you're right. nick left me £800,000 and it means nothing now. the greatest guy now. and he's the greatest guy in the world. and the in the world. exactly. and the father, end up here father, josh, is end up here after i recommended is just his talent. of talent. you know, both of you appear be entirely appear to be entirely meritocratic grounds. i meritocratic grounds. but now i hear some this. i'm beginning hear some of this. i'm beginning to it together, right? to screw it all together, right? oh god. he hasn't done a decent gankin oh god. he hasn't done a decent gank in 13 weeks, so , josh, gank in 13 weeks, so, josh, you're daily telegraph. you're on the daily telegraph. they've obviously going counterintuitive with who they've the to, they've handed the papers to, but this is a fairly well, but what this is a fairly well, there's a unsavoury story which is dominated in there. yes. killer pose a child to claim asylum and again in the uk it's quite well it's a very

disturbing this is someone who came over in 2019 because the whole point of brexit was we could control our borders. by the way, he didn't come on a little boat or anything. he came over on the ferry and then when he got he was they say he he got here, he was they say he was about 18 the time, but he was about 18 at the time, but he claimed he and because claimed he was 14. and because of at the moment, that of law at the moment, at that time was were basically time was you were basically anyone didn't look over 25, anyone who didn't look over 25, they sort have to go they would sort of have to go along with. yeah right. and his name. well is it is a sad name. well this is it is a sad except for this is somewhat in that he's given his this is a fake name and it is classically like giving a fake name at border, you know. oh, what's your name it's low energy abdullah with so you know so that sounds a fake name but obviously that wasn't enough but his crimes are very real and going back it turns out that he'd shot and killed afghani men in serbia . yeah he dealt drugs in serbia. yeah he dealt drugs he had this obsession with knife crime and then of what's

happening over an e—scooter like a like a rental, you know. so it's a it is a really terrible story. i do remember a lot these it was a real flashpoint, wasn't many years ago when the syrian war at its height before the afghani sort of before the end of the afghan operations when very obviously young men some of them not even that young men know were coming over as children. and it was it was was it batted back and forth. it was early sort of culture war, football, wasn't it? you remember there were some people saying all these people who were obviously not children, you know, people going know, and other people going come these young lads come all these these young lads have been in a war zone. of course, they're to look a course, they're going to look a bit and more shopworn bit older and more shopworn than, well, i'm afraid that it does kind of look as the does kind of look as if the suspicions of the right were correct. this? some correct. what about this? some this cat? yeah. so there's claws out for cats. and i thought this was someone just didn't was someone just really didn't like lion king. so like the lion king. so supposedly, it's a fake head . i

supposedly, it's a fake head. i don't. i think i could get into this if they sell it down in primark . yeah, i think i'll get primark. yeah, i think i'll get one of these extraordinarily one, isn't it? it's very good . one, isn't it? it's very good. and there's also a little story of menopause . laws discriminate of menopause. laws discriminate against now because it's against men now because it's front page. we haven't actually be to get the story be able to get the full story yet, but the idea, as someone who's wife is going through the menopause, no doubt as menopause, there's no doubt as to actual implications of to the actual implications of the physical effects it does have. now they're saying have. but now they're saying that these ideas that have been put forward by the government to of make it a protected characteristic women going through menopause . right. through the menopause. right. they're that one of the they're saying that one of the reasons i look stop it is reasons i look can stop it is because it would against men. also going through the menopause. know. menopause. well, i don't know. there the there are arguments that the midlife crisis real. why midlife crisis is real. why do you think these little sort of more stories they've more obscure stories they've really the bottom really buried at the bottom here. murdered here. epstein was murdered in jail be a bigger jail says i must be a bigger story so suspicions that story so tiny suspicions is that i to just because is my i want to just because is my private interest that is part of a general catwalk theme you know what the theme was it big cats. it's actually dante's inferno .

it's actually dante's inferno. okay. yeah, yeah. pride or yeah. thing like that . and there's thing like that. and there's somebody coming down the back with a bronze head is all part of it as well. so what does the bronze head represent? i don't know because it's got it looks like it's got fake breasts onto it as well. motorpress i doubt very much. he's kind really very much. he's kind of really into in any detail, but into it in any detail, but anyway, the times snake where we got more. zahawi what else ? got more. zahawi what else? yeah, well, you've got risks hiring rogue officers in online tests, which, you know, absolute shocker as you'll the police has been having a few shockers recently of the people recently with some of the people they who might be, for they hired who might be, for example, mass rape as well this is another cost of lockdown because during the pandemic, they just online they will just do online interviews. how that? interviews. how about that? other have brought other police forces have brought proper but the proper interviews back, but the met hasn't . so they're met hasn't. so they're just still these online still doing these online interviews. a problem interviews. a bit of a problem when the police and it says when it's the police and it says here, they've approached here, well, they've approached them it's them and it says it's re—interviewing, it's reintroducing element. re—interviewing, it's reintriwhatig element. re—interviewing, it's reintriwhat elements element. re—interviewing, it's reintriwhat elements the .ement. re—interviewing, it's reintriwhat elements the whatit. re—interviewing, it's reintriwhat elements the what is what what elements the what is the element tell you their name. i mean element do interviews. no, no, no . yeah, it's fear. you

no, no, no. yeah, it's fear. you remember saying be sort of a contrarian. contrarian about briefly. yeah. or the devil's advocate they the interview process the traditional process is not always best way of getting the best candidates . it getting the best candidates. it might well depend on whether you're looking for character or whether you're looking for those are slightly different issues. but has been demonstrated but it has been demonstrated that if you actually hire based on as long as they can be checked , checked, you as checked, checked, you know, as long people aren't just long as people aren't just getting away with blatant lies, you to better outcome you tend to get better outcome arms than do. a lot of arms than you do. a lot of people think they're good people think they're very good at hiring , really to at hiring, are really tend to have a of biases that have a lot of biases that uncorrected for you in a face to face i tend to hire just based on looks yeah beard you look for looks. yes beard lot of hair maybe right but do you think with some of the people they've having gut instinct could have been uke having gut instinct could have been like if i was been quite useful like if i was confronted with obvious wrong confronted with an obvious wrong and i mean i do saying and you know, i mean i do saying that with the police force, you are probably get the are probably going to get the

same sort of wrong elements that you've police you've always got in the police force are indeed probably force that are indeed probably interview ing the recruits interview ing the new recruits to also, might to some extent. also, you might not new of rollins. not get the new of rollins. i don't well, ask what don't know. yeah, well, ask what their is. if your their nickname is. if your nickname big b guard or nickname is big b guard or whatever it is that they might be, give away psycho amongst this forget fighting this thing about forget fighting man's best. this is a very man's best. well, this is a very important this a important story, sam. this is a how man's friend can how man's best friend can actually be pig, not the dog as was traditionally thought. so pigs was traditionally thought. so pigs just as much affection pigs show just as much affection for owners. problem is for the owners. the problem is communication. that communication. they can't that they the person to give they want the person to give them the food they can't. they stubbornly and get the pig headed basically they stop and they on with they try and press on with solving problem themselves, whereas just of, whereas if they just sort of, you know, to humans, sort you know, appeal to humans, sort of need to or to of altruist, need to help or to feel important could feel important they could somehow and be our somehow hook is in and be our best seem to remember best friend. i seem to remember we a story a year ago we covered a story a year ago about about dogs evolved, about about how dogs evolved, the to do that of the ability to do that sort of pixar with their eyebrows and look longingly and menacingly pixar with their eyebrows and look lon know and menacingly pixar with their eyebrows and look lon know tord menacingly pixar with their eyebrows and look lon know to our|enacingly pixar with their eyebrows and look lon know to our eyesingly pixar with their eyebrows and look lon know to our eyes where and you know to our eyes where it i've never it stinks. of course i've never had opportunity but the had that opportunity but the famous probably in famous is probably quoted in here fond of pigs

here churchill was fond of pigs wasn't as can give wasn't he regarded as i can give you quote if you want. is it you the quote if you want. is it in there? yeah. he says that a dog's look up to you cats. look down you. me a pig. he down on you. give me a pig. he looks you in eye and treat looks you in the eye and treat you as an equal exactly and provides with breakfast. it provides you with breakfast. it is the perfect animal love that our to ahead. beyond our perhaps due to ahead. beyond that know there was little that i know there was a little bit trend a few years ago. bit of a trend a few years ago. people getting micro pigs or vietnamese potbellied pigs, so on, be potential on, were thought to be potential pets. small pets. people, even the small ones, be pretty hefty. ones, get to be pretty hefty. there was one that used to get bought hove. i really bought around hove. i really need. so micro but need. yeah. so then micro but it's relative is what you're it's all relative is what you're it's all relative is what you're it's having them it's their fate having them lately. finally the star. we go to our first break run through this puppies dumped in costs crisis not necessarily for pigs and the main story is about a letter so i assume this is another thing that's going to go off. yeah they're bringing about their greatest moment. yeah. over last year. you don't need to be a daily star letters to see how this one ends. but it is

interesting because poor old rishi sunak is kind of if. he does doesn't like if he if does if he doesn't like if he if he do anything , then he doesn't do anything, then it's the accusation the sleaze continue and it against this idea that he's meant to be cleaning things up and by the way they still haven't re hired an independent . yeah investigate an independent. yeah investigate you know who he left off under so most of that's all we know. not he's his party chairman. it's not even as if you know. no, exactly. but then. but course, if he does leave, then it gives more ammunition. yeah. look, the tories had look, you've got the tories had to sleaze cloud to leave under sleaze cloud anyway . say it's not soon anyway. say it's not soon actually. is that not likely to outlast the latter. it's as though they're saying we save ourselves on leafy saying ourselves on leafy veg, saying it's even buying the letter it's not even buying the letter of the highway. it's the front pages of the way. join us in part two. we'll discuss tory covid testing firm scandals. there are more scandals here at truth anti—depressants truth behind anti—depressants and now even jesus christ is having a 2023 gender switch. see, in a couple of minutes .

and welcome back headliners. i'm simon evans. taking you through tuesday's top stories me tonight top comedians josh howie and nick dixon. so josh tory scandals in guardian health minister has stake in driving it through the heart of this vampire government. yet the sleaze continues . conservative sleaze continues. conservative health minister has big stake in covid testing firms, so this is an exclusive nick malcolm, who co—founded a something called signpost with the idea with a c. yeah he's during the pandemic he was given a peerage by liz truss and basically there's this whole idea that that's a conflict of interest because he is a health minister . interest because he is a health minister. now what he was doing that it actually worked directly for the nhs, it was all like private health or private health

testing. but there's still like you , they made a lot of money. you, they made a lot of money. we're talking like millions about pre tough it pre—tax profit of £15 million and of course this is going to be affected by government policy in terms of you know saying that now tests have be paid for rather than being free and all this stuff. so you know , i'm not this stuff. so you know, i'm not saying that there is like evidence of him sort using his position to personally profit, but it's fine and good . you talk but it's fine and good. you talk good and he starts to feel very much of, you know, the trend is with yeah with the last stage of the tory government although i have say i will also take issue with angela rayner who says there is a rotten stench about there is a rotten stench about the revolving door tories the revolving door the tories have open , which have left wide open, which suggests me she doesn't suggests to me she doesn't understand how revolving doors work . but wouldn't be work. yeah, but i wouldn't be surprised . tory, she's not one surprised. tory, she's not one of my favourites. it's it's sort of my favourites. it's it's sort of revolving or static aren't they sometimes. i just stopped by. the open or a by. they left the door open or a cat flap suppose. i mean cat flap i suppose. i mean always think of corruption being always think of corruption being

a flap rather a door, you a cat flap rather a door, you know. yeah yeah. just from, from sunak attack on that. as if she tries to talk him the house. well you can't even get your metaphor right. you're not just sort nicholas sturgeon jim with the next one. nick, this is independent. it out . is independent. it turns out. is this the yes or no? yeah, we've dropped one about the i know it's the decapitate turfs you want to do one. yeah we got that one. maybe i've jumped on. okay. sorry, let's go through. we were going to. it was impressive . going to. it was impressive. we'll do anti—depressants. why not? they dozens motion but the boost. your mood narrow boost. your mood is narrow range. this is sun. range. yeah, yeah. this is sun. antidepressants can take away enjoyment with emotional pain . enjoyment with emotional pain. so it's kind of what we always suspected. they make you feel nothing and i mean they've debunked the chemical to debunked the chemical aspect to a this idea a a while ago this idea is a chemical has been debunked but this about whether they this is about whether they actually inhibit sort actually they inhibit the sort of centres so that people of reward centres so that people don't want to be do as much because feel good they because they feel good when they do but the do something. yeah but the problem and they test

problem is and they did a test and they you know, some and they found, you know, some people got the placebo, people got this citalopram. and the only problem is that the only problem with it is that the same apply same symptoms could also apply just being depressed. so you can't feel the reward can't you don't feel the reward and because you're and the joy because you're depressed it's still not totally clear the medication or clear if it's the medication or not. there's is not. i do think there's is a massive movement, isn't there, at moment big at the moment from the big pharmacological brands way pharmacological brands the way down youtube down to sort of youtube influencers on, fiddle influencers and so on, fiddle and try and hack your serotonin and try and hack your serotonin and dopamine receptors . there's and dopamine receptors. there's this kind of idea that are you can even find magic key and you can even find magic key and you can unlock all kinds of things from overcoming your information to putting things off and procrastination and how to motivate yourself is never quite as easy. there is a magic always . it's called exercise. exercise oh, they'll do it. but yeah, this article like one of the results indicate those are reinforcement sensitivity on to for the prime group compared to those on placebo basically this article is so annoyingly frustratingly written makes me want to go on antidepressants.

so just to get through to the end of it. that is the overwhelming feeling i get most nights on most of the news. i do think it would be it would be lovely if. you could take antidepressants and they just elevate without any elevate your mood without any kind distortion but the kind of distortion but the reality you're always going reality is you're always going to to be to there's always to be a payoff, there? but payoff, isn't there? but i suppose if takes some of the suppose if it takes some of the sharp out of life, but sharp corners out of life, but then that's what is for, then that's what booze is for, isn't as well? i think you're isn't it as well? i think you're going say that's what life's all about. the ups and downs. but you might with booze. you know, you might with booze. no, use yeah, booze no, no use booze. yeah, booze and heroin for me. and cheese. now heroin for me. but now i apologise but daily mail now i apologise for trying jump ahead to for trying to jump ahead to this, but it's the latest from the notorious sign at the the notorious turf sign at the scottish for the scottish transvaal for the indeed nicholas sturgeon condemns decapitate tusk . senior condemns decapitate tusk. senior snp at glasgow trans rights rally . as first minister calls rally. as first minister calls on uk ministers to have the guts to appear before hollyrood committee over westminster's block on her gender reforms . block on her gender reforms. part life. yeah i mean genuine ,

part life. yeah i mean genuine, who would have guessed? whenever, whenever blair it was who sort of started the devolution process that this would be the issue? and i know finally come of parts and isn't it it's extraordinary but this is things england and scotland have dear differently over have held dear differently over the years. so these these placards that this rally in glasgow and there are a bunch of snp and ps there and behind them are just these very violent calls to violence towards terfs. that's what they call terfs . but that's what they call terfs. but basically women's transitioning any radical feminist but essentially women standing for women's rights mostly. so now they're all turning around going , oh no, i didn't see that. it's like, yeah all of them. like i didn't see turning around. that's the problem . but they all that's the problem. but they all saw and are photos, saw it and there are photos, these signs, before they got there. so there's no way they didn't gleeful gleeful didn't they look gleeful gleeful . they seem to be crazed themselves , but their own faces. themselves, but their own faces. but this is what got me into whole argument years ago to see the calls of violence towards, women, the bullying that comes from rather than having a

debate. there a debate night debate. there was a debate night on free speech nation on this channel, amicable channel, which was an amicable debate people arguing debate between people arguing about rights. that's what about their rights. that's what it about their rights. that's what h been about their rights. that's what it been ago of it should have been years ago of this call for violence , this instant call for violence, because called out before because no one called out before now has allowed to now. this has been allowed to fester they think it's fester and they think it's normal. by the way, you also normal. and by the way, you also had mps at a rally or had labour mps at a rally or a demonstration in front of westminster and westminster last week and they were a standing on a platform were on a standing on a platform with someone who's been to jail for four for like a trans woman who's who has been in jail torturing this stepmother's brother or something like that. and then they're all claiming, oh, we didn't who that is. so this is like a common theme. it's like, oh, no, we didn't know. yeah, well, you're happy enough stand up there and enough to stand up there and maybe you should actually do some more reading this some more reading into this issue. it seem that there are like two distinct breeds, and i think a lot of the pre—existing trans women and trans men, presumably well, who who are presumably as well, who who are just trying quiet lives presumably as well, who who are just tryi|attract quiet lives presumably as well, who who are just tryi|attract anyjuiet lives presumably as well, who who are just tryi|attract any unnecessary and not attract any unnecessary attention themselves , seem attention to themselves, seem to have weaponised by an even have been weaponised by an even tiny society who tiny fraction of society who just want to kick

just absolutely want to kick off. absolutely because off. yeah, absolutely because there's of trans there's only not 0.5% of trans and non—binary people , so it and non—binary people, so it can't be them. yeah. this is can't be them. yeah. and this is my sturgeon things like my sturgeon said things like i don't it's fair don't think it's fair or credible suggest the credible to suggest the representatives who there in credible to suggest the reprway, atives who there in credible to suggest the reprway, atives condonethere in credible to suggest the reprway, atives condone those n any way, shape condone those views. it totally that i views. it totally is. that was i mean and says the way those mean and she says the way those views expressed be views expressed she should be condemn the way those views are expressed. i how you expressed. i mean, how can you expressed. i mean, how can you express these views in a good way? think about way? i mean she think about sturgeon if it's sturgeon people wonder if it's just political football because she to get independence. she wants to get independence. she's the she's using, for example, the gender recognition as gender recognition bill. but as far she actually far as my research she actually does believe that she's does tend to believe that she's bought this item it's bought into this item it's is progressive which mad progressive idea which is mad and it's not and even though it's not actually popular scotland. actually very popular scotland. no is no it's radically no there is no it's radically unpopular polls unpopular crazy. all the polls show it's unpopular , so show it's very unpopular, so it's mad. but there show it's very unpopular, so it's only mad. but there show it's very unpopular, so it's only be mad. but there show it's very unpopular, so it's only be one|ad. but there show it's very unpopular, so it's only be one win.3ut there show it's very unpopular, so it's only be one win. itt there show it's very unpopular, so it's only be one win. it can't; can only be one win. it can't because the so—called cesspit of the trans rights activists, it can't be. there's no compromise, really. think people really. well i think that people get within issue. get so embedded within issue. and someone, you and i you know, as someone, you know, am i i going to be know, am i am i going to be a hypocrite because i'm so embedded in it? is there any way for to and see the other for me to try and see the other

points view? but not points of view? but i'm not going to agree that there are two we to get to two sexes if we want to get to that point, what will happen eventually? i the best eventually? i assume the best solution will be something similar friday similar to the good friday agreement, essentially similar to the good friday agreemewhich essentially similar to the good friday agreemewhich allowszssentially similar to the good friday agreemewhich allows both tially similar to the good friday agreemewhich allows both sides a fudge which allows both sides to believe that they've won. but the can do that is by the only you can do that is by taking out of the taking the heat out of the situation having everyone situation and having everyone settle to look settle down and, pretend to look the well, well, you the other way. well, well, you might to look the other way might have to look the other way in a change, because how can that change very possibly women's, women's sports, women's presence there. these are lines in guess, in the sand for places, i guess, nick guardian now po faced protesters trying to deny northern ireland's cultural heritage . well is heritage. well yeah this is bikinis and so northern ireland spa apologises over a depraved ad and this is in a in ballymun county antrim and they had the criticised i don't we have a pitch is essentially an image of 0 pitch is essentially an image of o logo. i mean i can't describe it. you can see, you can but the radio listeners something to think it's yeah this looks like my those listen on the radio it is women in bikinis with balaclavas awfully i balaclavas awfully erotic i don't know for the media listen

well, where are the guns? it's quite tasteless . even you hear quite tasteless. even you hear what? it's even more tasteless. and you thought it was going to be is that it could have been donein be is that it could have been done in a sort of cooler way. but what do they say? killing like spa. but yeah, but it's like a spa. but yeah, but it's in northern there's a in northern ireland there's a shooting get a spa shooting range as you get a spa and to shoot guns. and then you get to shoot guns. and some people are saying it's a bit of fun. some people said, you know, it's what we're? no, it's balaclavas it's what made this balaclavas what country famous. what made this country famous. but are you know, it's but others are you know, it's the i know as i the troubles. and i know as i was talking with andrew doyle, they really like it when they don't really like it when you jokes that. so you make jokes about that. so some that sense of maybe some people that sense of maybe one that they one of those things that they can jokes we can can make jokes about and we can i it could be that that i suppose it could be that that doesn't seem to be you know, doesn't seem to be you know, doesn't seem to be you know, doesn't seem to be consensus even level. but you even on that level. no. but you know, it's basically it's alliteration. and that's alliteration. yes. and that's what and it does. and just what they. and it does. and just alliteration. it's got a rhythm to well. yeah, got to. to as well. yeah, it's got to. katie's about a close look. that's from album. that's the lead from my album. yeah, old sparks yeah, it sounds an old sparks album from the late seventies, i would finishing in this would say, finishing in this section tuesday's times section with tuesday's times

jesus his 2023 revamp. jesus is having his 2023 revamp. yeah, christ superstar yeah, jesus christ superstar gets makeover . you know gets gender makeover. you know what? there's a bunch of productions, theatre productions in the that have done this thing where they switched the sex of the lead they've female hamlets and whatnot and actually that can new interpreter can bring a new interpreter nafion can bring a new interpreter nation to the play and see it in a different way. this isn't that this is a non—binary or gender neutral production . okay? now neutral production. okay? now there's no such thing as or gender neutral. it's ideology. so i would interested to see what it would be like if there was a female jesus and how that story might be told in a slightly way. but this isn't that play and, and that's what annoys about it. and then also like the apostles were over, they said, oh, we tried to hire under totally neutral thing, but then what a coincidence that there are no men in this scene in jesus christ. you know the story they know. yeah. jesus some of it. i mean, it's quite interesting. it is. it's very is an extraordinary phenomenon for an extraordinary phenomenon for a start try and it didn't start

off as a musical. they tried to get funding for it and failed and they now women initially were hugely. were sold hugely. i only discovered quite recently discovered this quite recently is gillan is from deep is ian gillan is from deep purple jesus which you purple as jesus christ which you know was pretty hard rock credentials the time it was quite a cool and cult thing. the fact that andrew lloyd webber has become , you know, a little has become, you know, a little bit associated with , ripping bit associated with, ripping off, know , snatches of off, you know, snatches of classical music and making kind of big hollywood and broadway and west end productions. but jesus christ was actually quite a countercultural event at the time. well, this is even further this is what i'm saying. he's not it's not actually an inappropriate artefact to take. and push again, because jesus christ superstar the plot is mainly about judas iscariot as a kind of pr and woman he is this yeah but that's all fine i because he is already it's pretty what would you. well it was cool maybe we like religious imagery because this is like sacrilege upon sacrilege. i mean, whatever you think to the

original creative producer says jesus is remembered as being a man. yes, he was a man. then it says he says the man. he says, but who are to decide. none but who are we to decide. none of us were around 2000 years ago. now, if you go off that premise, of christianity is premise, all of christianity is basically can't decide basically over. we can't decide because it was 2000 years, because it was 2000 years, because the world round. but because the world is round. but who decide? it's who are we to decide? it's a it's appalling. and of course, you as we say, you know, as we always say, well, we don't necessarily say, but with other but you can't do this with other religions. you can do anything you to christians you like to christians in christianity. we've you like to christians in christtoo ty. we've you like to christians in christtoo soft we've you like to christians in christtoo soft and we've you like to christians in christtoo soft and that we've you like to christians in christtoo soft and that kindz've you like to christians in christtoo soft and that kind of; been too soft and that kind of thing to happen. it'sjust thing to happen. it's just a kind of to christianity. that's my view. i suppose it is, but i don't think any more of an don't think it's any more of an inqu don't think it's any more of an insult original sin insult than the original sin was. a way. i think it's was. and in a way. i think it's more of insult to tim rice more of an insult to tim rice than to make. well, now he's than is to make. well, now he's insisted all lyrics say the same, by the way. so they're not a—changin. have says, a—changin. so they have it says, i know how to love him. i don't know how to love him. yeah, so it's i don't, i think it's just a bit where whatever. fair enough. well mean between you jew and you you know, you have a jew and an christian am i as an actual christian who am i as an actual christian who am i as a a secular aficionado of a as a secular aficionado of

musical. think it's alright. musical. i think it's alright. that's two. but join that's it for part two. but join us part three for the latest us in part three for the latest song to cause offence. we have the latest word cause the latest word to cause offence. just offended offence. just how offended russian by beards russian commanders are by beards , possibly to jesus christ , possibly back to jesus christ superstar. we'll see you in a couple of minutes minutes .

welcome back to headliners . get welcome back to headliners. get straight into it. josh, we our next story . every day i say next story. every day i say a little prayer that the trans nonsense will come to an end and that people will ask t reality. but no, not today. not today . but no, not today. not today. now. aretha franklin's song natural woman is deemed offensive to trans women. outrage activists demand song is from spotify and apple music. and when you start reading the story, they're like, oh, come on, this is going to be. this is. well that's what they're

simulating too. it has to be because later on is from a twitter account. but they're it's a norway based trans cultural mindfulness alliance and they're calling for the song to be banned because it helps perpetuate harmful anti—trans stereotypes science. so the that there is a net there's such a thing i think aretha was saying that that you me feel like a natural woman rather than a trans woman, which is how she'd been feeling until that point. yeah, of course. i stopped. that was subtext of. that's was the subtext of. that's exactly was getting but exactly she was getting to. but then who wrote then king isn't it who wrote song she covered it herself later on tapestry. okay okay. i'm just saying. yeah, yeah , i'm just saying. yeah, yeah, i'll see what i mean. carole queen. carole king. not queen. carole carole king. not really jewish woman man thing going in. i see what you're going in. oh, i see what you're saying. see. sorry, but saying. oh, i see. sorry, but yeah. but also they, they had other tweets. are they saying that to do studies that they want to do studies into identities, pets into the gender identities, pets so this all kooky so they keep this all kooky today it's a maybe, but today maybe it's a maybe, but a parody account. the account was founded in 2009 but it's only

just this is only emerged in 2023 so someone has changed their and if you weren't sure they'd do things like they say they'd do things like they say they they want pronoun pda although there something quite serious then they said they serious like then they said they want to ensure this isn't use want to ensure this isn't a use by bigots challenge genders by bigots to challenge genders which not how it's yet. and which is not how it's yet. and then they say that lionel richie's three times a lady is actually about a non—binary person. there's nothing that they guys. but you see they count, guys. but you see what's mail. what's happening with the mail. they've perceived they've said the post perceived many as it's like that many as parody. it's like that means i've written the article, i've realised parody but i've realised it's parody but i know i do is i perceive, know what i do is i perceive, i mean they say they're going to open a chapter in each european country and also but country and also north, but i mean it's not, it's obvious parody. had text my friends parody. i had to text my friends to see if anyone had written it themselves because it could be andrew is. andrew doyle or whatever it is. andrew doyle or whatever it is. and it's a pretty parody, but we'll give it a parody. well, the you could the thing that you could actually that there actually imagine that there is that's problem some that's the problem in some some access to the sun. access exactly. over to the sun. this a parody. this is coming this is a parody. this is coming from the united nations, it seems video games using simulations real world terror

simulations of real world terror attacks kids. attacks to radicalise kids. wonder this how jeremy wonder if this is how jeremy corbyn his start. they've corbyn got his start. they've got kill. so this is got a prime to kill. so this is an urgent video games an urgent warning as video games simulate real world terror attacks from christchurch. the bataclan, of course they. would you that you know video you say that you know video games but the games people violent but the thing is there's more thing is now it is there's more credence to that because can credence to that because you can actually talk actually communicate and talk to young them and young kids and recruit them and so yeah. then again, you it so on. yeah. then again, you it set up the recruiting far right groups. know anymore groups. we never know anymore what that word actually means . what that word actually means. the far right, why are the idea that far right, why are they terror ? they recruiting islamic terror? well, they are as well. they are as well. isis have apparently done but i mean, it's a done it, but i mean, it's a little bit of a question mark. this has, according to the adl, but the adl a twitter shut but the adl on a twitter shut down it almost over. so down when it almost over. so i will say that totally trust will just say that totally trust them. mean, could them. but yeah, i mean, could definitely as a real definitely happen as a real thing if guy was a mass thing if this guy who was a mass shooter, i probably be shooter, i probably wouldn't be as nationalistic if weren't for blood iron. on roblox. so it blood and iron. on roblox. so it can, you know, this kind of growth then on growth process. then again, on the gaming the other hand, the gaming community very irreverent community is so very irreverent and it can and funny and it can be an attempt sort shut down a

attempt to sort of shut down a movement like the gamergate thing. i suppose my . question thing. i suppose my. question is, are the are these far right or or whatever terror cells create in games in order to or they just monitoring games ? i they just monitoring games? i believe that they are also creating games. this is not a new thing at all. it's actually sort of such a known phenomenon. it's been a plot points and different sort of tv shows, spy tv shows, where they actually were like going in as like undercover these games to then root out other sort of members, islamic members. yeah. and what i've somebody else is like a multiplayer game. yeah, exactly. and then you would sort of ingratiate with them and start. so just sort of like have so you just sort of like have a cigarette with them on cigarette break with them on screen, as it were, and what you would charge whilst you're playing but there playing the game. but but there were, people creating were, these people were creating for am and the ms. who are for i am and the ms. who are creating these games as a sort of like real life things and then using almost as training as well. so this is not a new thing, isn't it? well are there other ones where can go and other ones where you can go and do something nice and multiply

like you know, run like kind of just you know, run an allotment or an allotment together or something. i want to sort of something. but i want to sort of steer my son towards doing yeah, i like super kart, so they i like super mario kart, so they used to do my always starts with the allotments. yeah, yeah, yeah, they just a yeah, yeah. they used to just a bit building and i used bit of world building and i used to say my are obsessed with minecraft. yeah. it was like that look i at this this that look i look at this this i've this thing and just like yeah i said get yeah right yeah. so i said get out go with and i join isis out will go with and i join isis and join one of the minecraft ends i that's ends of blood and i and that's how goes. so the times now how it goes. so the times now josh may be 3000 years old, josh you may be 3000 years old, eviscerated, wrapped in bandages, still bandages, but words can still be used dehumanise you. i know. used to dehumanise you. i know. very, very hurtful. yeah. because alive . because they're still alive. they will come back. museums scrap label for over scrap mummy label for over colonial this is maybe stupidest story of the day national museums scotland who obviously have too much money to be hiring people who are going to come out. this kind of stuff is that they're looking at people who lived. that's like the politically term to people look to people, people who to dead people, people who once lived comes from and

lived. and it comes from and they're trying to connect they're also trying to connect to because the word to colonialism because the word mummy, an arabic word, mummy, which is an arabic word, ties somehow mummified remains . ties somehow mummified remains. it's like it's so tenuous , it's like it's so tenuous, utterly ridiculous . you well, utterly ridiculous. you well, that's what they were called because they they like the governor's mummy or. because they they like the governor's mummy or . that would governor's mummy or. that would be british. no, it's an arabic for tongue. i know. it's so annoying and that someone at the end points out. jeremy black, author of imperial legacies museums . they cut themselves off museums. they cut themselves off from popular culture, show contempt for how we understand words. and that's it. like mummy , that's what draws me, you know? i took the kids to museum recently. i was like, sighing guys, let's check guys, come on, let's check out the mummy's now we the mummy's life though. now we have start referring to them have to start referring to them as people who once lived in the mummified. yeah, it's pathetic. yeah become yeah then it's going to become an oh, yeah, yeah, an acronym. oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. hey, theodora, they suggested mummified person is why lot of them are cats. why a lot of them are cats. yeah, this is true. and then also people who once lived, that's almost everyone. yeah, almost . except the people alive

almost. except the people alive now. and ones that now. and the ones that have. i mean, that pretty much mean, that is pretty much discrimination talk discrimination if just talk about you know. yeah about the mummy, you know. yeah lots mean possibly lots of them. i mean possibly there are some sort of totems where you can immediately tell that at a human that you're looking at a human remains, a human representation, but a mummy very obviously dehumanised very dehumanised. they're very obviously they. obviously people aren't they. that's fascination. it's that's whole fascination. it's not that deluded kids. yeah not like that deluded kids. yeah it's angry . oh stop wasting on it's angry. oh stop wasting on my neck. russian news in the times . in the spirit of peter, times. in the spirit of peter, the is alive and well. even if thousands of soldiers. yes. beards banned by russian commander. and as you mentioned , peter the famously had , peter the great famously had a beard back in 1698. the beard tax back in 1698. the reason he did it was to fall more in line with western standards , which i don't think standards, which i don't think putin is too worried about. he spends quite a lot of time bashing west, but, you know, you can have a you out of a beard. and you didn't have your and if you didn't have your beard, have to pay your beard, you have to pay your taxes. didn't pay a great taxes. if you didn't pay a great good you know, good to shave, you know, not necessarily him personally, but he forcibly and he would just forcibly and publicly you simpler

publicly shave you simpler times. and this sort of recalls publicly shave you simpler ti little and this sort of recalls publicly shave you simpler ti little and but sort of recalls publicly shave you simpler ti little and but sort is recalls a little bit. but this is general valery gerasimov and he's very concerned about the beards saying they could at beards and saying they could at least 20 minutes to, you least a 15 to 20 minutes to, you know, sharpen appearance know, sharpen their appearance up criticism from our up and the criticism from our ministry defence is that ministry of defence is that he's prioritising these these things because touch. it's because he's out of touch. it's all of nonsense. then all kind of nonsense. then again, that is it. again, it's not that new is it. in army to have rigorous in the army to have rigorous codes of appearance. i think codes of appearance. no, i think i seem to remember the army do to encourage you to shave germany. to germany. the navy used to actually if actually give you a slight if you didn't shave that was my father told me that anyway doing his national were encouraged father told me that anyway doing his nati

degrees through winter but quite grateful of covering bit grateful a bit of covering a bit of the face that's aren't of fur on the face that's aren't and through the and to grow one through the winter as a full body for yeah yeah just in case the bears and the rest of their families myself that the have news of yet another growing old and not growing babies . yes japan's growing babies. yes japan's ageing population poses urgent risk , says pm fumio kishida . the risk, says pm fumio kishida. the pm of japan is basically calling this out because they've got a real problem over there. it's actually the second highest proportion of people aged five and over in the world, the tiny state of monaco is number one. if anybody's going to enter a p0p if anybody's going to enter a pop quiz in the future from there no. so burst below 800,000 last year and they've been trying now for years to bring in these different policies helping parents, giving them, subsidies and whatnot. but it's a massive issue because of costs costs of living over there is very expensive as well and critics saying that they targeting

people who've got kids really need to be focusing on young people giving the opportunities to have their own homes and properties. but the other thing , of course, that there's a huge amount of virgins in japan. wow yeah. they are not people who are very put off by very strange. i mean, there's all sorts cultural implications. and as face to this, obviously there's a there's a very famous fact about the japanese is longevity anyway. traditionally they were were always they were always were always studying diet which kind studying their diet which kind of ageing what kind of of fish with ageing what kind of vegetables and daily practises were considered be, you know, would would with longevity because it was assumed that was simply a good thing longevity. but of course it comes at a cost. and the other thing is they have are certain they do have a there are certain traditional animal hentai and there very sort of there are some very sort of vaguely . three traditions that vaguely. three traditions that are sort of almost like, like , are sort of almost like, like, more like a kind of sub where you have a they have sort of full sized inflatable pillow waves and things . know about

waves and things. know about these. no, not i haven't been on those sites. or is this all some very strange thought them they've got i mean they've got a 1.34 per woman birth which is a disaster anyway . yeah. and it disaster anyway. yeah. and it sets in and obviously you know i'm a big feminist but it says here that the facts like including the rising living costs and, and people having children more children later, but also more women workforce. so women entering the workforce. so that literally the species that could literally the species which it is. well there are three basically every developed nafion three basically every developed nation is confronting this issue. living longer issue. people are living longer . people fewer . people are having fewer children. have three children. you have three options. either accept options. you either accept falling living standards because a lot of your wages are going to support the people who have stopped at the end of stopped working at the end of life you encourage life or you encourage immigration, which the japanese are not doing you would hope are not doing or you would hope that there is some of automation, there's some kind of robotic sort of solution to the whole which you know whole thing which you know you're going to basically. and i think that's what japan hoping for. yes. they have extraordinarily immigration and so cloning be opposed so you think cloning be opposed to no. i mean, just to it? no. i mean, just literally, robots. oh i

literally, you know robots. oh i see. you know, they just automation will look after their elderly. i think about the matrix or something. you saw japan try that before japan will try that before immigration yeah, immigration be like yeah, immigration be like yeah, immigration what about immigration of like what about robots? do anything else robots? they'll do anything else deep freeze that's all for part three joining us in the final part of the show, gary lineker's controversial noises, some sex noises. gen z don't find controversial and a four year old boy who will make us all our own intelligence . so a couple of own intelligence. so a couple of minutes .

and welcome back to the final part of headline tonight in the telegraph. now gary lineker sex noises continue to arouse controversy . yeah, gary lineker controversy. yeah, gary lineker refused apologise despite bbc asking three times to say sorry. so if you somehow missed this it was a it was. during the

football someone had actually taped an old nokia phone to the set of the street in quite a sort of a, you know, quite innovative diy. yeah, kind of like people would do with a bomb or something. but what they did, it was, it was playing loud sex noises. so it was, it was that calls when . you got the call calls when. you got the call tonight the ringtone . and tonight like the ringtone. and for nokia was sex for this nokia was the sex noises it was okay noises. they think it was okay it was and it was incredibly loud and if you watch the clip. gary lineker laughing, trying gary lineker is laughing, trying to with the football to carry on with the football commentary, appealing to carry on with the football co apologise, appealing to carry on with the football co apologise, which appealing to carry on with the football co apologise, which bizarreealing to apologise, which is bizarre because could be because obviously kids could be watching anyone could be watching. you do is watching. and what you do is just apology, perfectly just an apology, perfectly normal. says thinks normal. lineker says he thinks it's and he won't it's funny and he won't apologise. it's kind apologise. and it's kind of bizarre to show bizarre display power to show that, know, he's big, he that, you know, he's so big, he doesn't to apologise. but doesn't need to apologise. but it's cancel it's weird. it's not a cancel culture issue. it's a completely standard. quite standard. norm apologised quite and on, instead he's and move on, but instead he's made it a much bigger thing than it to be. not it needed to be. not like charging genocide something. charging for genocide something. well, his at well, i'm not a fan of his at all. no, but. and this happened. it was on air. he was asked to apologise and you've apologise and you know, you've got purse in your ear and

got your purse in your ear and that's to say sorry. sorry. and his argument was he didn't cause it. people, the bbc didn't it. the people, the bbc didn't cause wasn't fault. cause it. it wasn't their fault. so should apologise it so why should he apologise it now? sorry if you overheard now? i'm sorry if you overheard it i'm old school british so for me i'll literally apologise for anything has anything any time that has nothing me and not my nothing to do with me and not my fault. know he a fault. but you know he has a point it wasn't his fault, but no because on the you could make it as a slightly pedantic though it as a slightly pedantic though it feels so beyond the point that's there's no point. i mean on the football you overhear swearing and they always swearing things and they always say, oh, sorry you overheard say, oh, sorry if you overheard any it's the manager any language, it's the manager on touchline. is a fact on the touchline. it is a fact they it doesn't they still fight. it doesn't mean going just mean it's going to fall. it just means if heard it, it's means if you heard it, it's broadcast. so i was in the moment god and we were waiting for all our lunches arrive and some fish finger some of these fish finger sandwiches like and said sandwiches were like and we said so fella who was bringing so to the fella who was bringing them out as well. what can i do? it's the kitchen. i'm like, that's not how works, is it, that's not how it works, is it, is collective responsibility for these sandwiches these fish finger sandwiches any similar? with similar? josh sticking with ordinary more ordinary slightly more consensual of day, consensual the match of the day, but sounding but it sounds sounding like

you're is close as you're having sex is as close as young people want get it young people want to get to it these days. well the woke way to do are turning audio do gen—z are turning audio erotica because they a safe haven for sexual exploration now is ridiculous because men are proven be visually stimulated so this really is more about women and i could see that this would more so whereas fans see and then more internalised and audio and face painting is like stories like stories a bit of their narrative i mean this this this this be how i can fulfil my dream of becoming a actor. you know 0.2 and then audio because you never visually convince there's no absolutely any capacity so this then it's like it an i'm a vocal because you know i used to i did work in the industry i did not that what were you doing obviously like the fluffer i used to run this letters magazines. how does letters for magazines. how does it make sense. okay yeah, i was quite creative for a couple of years. i didn't know. it's

years. no, i didn't know. it's good money scenarios. it's explained so it was explained by you. so it was fairly it got my type fairly work and it got my type was up was one of your was straight up was one of your letters like i was a show saturday night television and then panellists drop their pants to this weird, isn't it? to men this weird, isn't it? there's book, a female there's a book, though. a female . you this was a book . did you know this was a book called. it was called a secret garden was a it was a collation of female sexual fantasies. it's all them quite all a lot of them are quite abstract and have a lot of abstract and do have a lot of that. i think have. have you heard it? but because are far more will as you say so no man would enjoy he would would enjoy this but he would they listening to would be they just listening to would be like what. yeah. like, you know women and like i'm women story and like i'm i'm quite you're in the quite find if you're in the industry yeah you're doing very wise that's trouble wise judging that's the trouble i'm of going i don't know it's not easy. the role is that he use that tool the wrong read. yeah daily mail now make it. it's about 10 minutes to midnight here. but according to the bulletin of economic scientists might be a bit later than that. oh, that's good. yeah it's actually literally right now. yeah. so what is the clock? so this is all about doomsday

clock, which started and it clock, which was started and it was in 1947. it's by was invented in 1947. it's by artist marshall langsdorf. it's really thing. the really autistic thing. and the idea , it's like it was to show idea, it's like it was to show that with nuclear we're all getting in trouble. and it was, it was to emphasise that point it was to emphasise that point it frighten men it said it would frighten men into narrator it into rationality. narrator it didn't, you know, it didn't work , but there it is. and they tried it and now they move it back and forth when there was a soviet kicking they soviet union kicking off, they moved a bit nearer. of moved a bit nearer. and of course, because course, now it's because of climate they're climate change. they're it nearer stuff. so it was nearer and stuff. but so it was meant to be for nuclear power. it's gone down in the vampire. you other scientists sin because presumably atomic on presumably the atomic goes on anywhere. time anywhere. it's i think it's time for bulletin to spell atomic for the bulletin to spell atomic scientists to decide scientists seem to decide mainly. can no, mainly. well, you can say no, i'm that has been i'm saying that it has been open. yeah. not just about open. yeah. it's not just about it. what it's called is it. that's what it's called is the of atomic, it's the board of atomic, but it's actually whole things actually a whole load of things that covid. obviously we that covid. it's obviously we have in ukraine, the have the war in ukraine, the basket of things that are monitored for inflation. yeah. it's got read it's like, oh, i got to read this. favourite this. this is my favourite sentence of the artists mortal. langsdorf and then it talks about goldsmith

about co—editor goldsmith and according to eugene rabinovich . according to eugene rabinovich. oh, my jewish brothers are in the house. that's the most jewish. that was the sort of presided over , the whole thing. presided over, the whole thing. early days, i think, wasn't he? he was quite yeah yeah yeah. so makes i don't know because if jewish people are running the world course they'd be the most concerned about it ending. they took for a period of five took that for a period of five this to make it. i do find it i don't know what the word is there should be a word for it, but it is interesting how they are kind presenting everyone a kind of anxiety . are kind presenting everyone a kind of anxiety. but but it's just like that whole kind of, as you say , you know, let's live you say, you know, let's live more rationally and narrator over voice we will go. we will. it failed. but the truth we did actually steer our way through the cold. and arguably it was mutually assured destruction rather i'm bertrand rather than i'm bertrand russell, for instance, was was a great fan of the nuclear armageddon clock, you know, inching its towards midnight inching its way towards midnight . must disarm. but . my god, we must disarm. but that in fact have been

that in fact would have been catastrophic. but the catastrophic. yeah, but the point with putin it's point with putin now, it's gone back again. so the risk of it back up again. so the risk of it went down to about i was born in 1965. it was at 12 minutes to midnight. i mean, virtually no threat that point. threat at all at that point. it's like 24 hours, but it's not exactly because he exactly scientific because he said first said, said that. he first said, i think it's 7 minutes to midnight. just like, midnight. and he was just like, oh yeah, because like look oh yeah, because i like the look of it is actually a very of it. it is actually a very popular art. i saw actually it's the guardian now more cheerful news boy is going news this the boy who is going to us from nuclear and to save us from nuclear and catastrophes. already been catastrophes. he's already been born . he lives in somerset and born. he lives in somerset and he's is that right? he's four. is that right? hopefully british boy who taught himself age two joins himself to read age two joins mensa. teddy hobbes and mensa. yeah. teddy hobbes and he's taught himself to read and count including a mandarin probably and he can i probably did like five or six but but yeah it this is, this is an advert for just leaving yeah it this is, this is an advert forjust leaving kids yeah it this is, this is an advert for just leaving kids on the ipad. yeah. because this kid just was like playing on the ipad and okay, there they've given him ridiculous class. there's no need for that. no, that's enough. without those and

yeah basically just taught himself to read i mean as a very bad parent and teacher i wish that my kids were that good. the parents thought he was just making noises like, no, i'm reading in chinese. that's a sort, you know, chilling moment when you realise that. yeah, but my big question is could he beat me an wrestle. that's the me in an arm wrestle. that's the point has got he life point that has got he life experience he's very much is like of a.i. yeah like the threat of a.i. yeah yeah well yeah iq is a minute yeah well yeah my iq is a minute 137 on the last test is so i'm not this league simon but know you'll so you just run in the paddock near to genius paddock i'm near to genius i know yours should be. i was a mensa when i left me with 12. samuel beckett. you build this guy, you were six. it was was the iq developed test brainiac kids and then get them of herd it away so they could be taught of the correct speed that was think the whole point of it was it was a thing for kids it's now sort of seen as a reverse you know it's kind of weird to measure a young child's but it was basically way of saying is

was basically a way of saying is their their their their their what is their learning age rather than what is your know, is your your you know, what is your chances of a 4100 company. well, i'm the 1, but it's the i'm in the 1, but it's the bottom. yeah unfortunately, you're in a very special test, simon . what i want to know, simon. what i want to know, anyway, that is for all show. but quickly, let's take look at tuesday's front pages to round up. we have the daily mail with what hell is the west what the hell is the west waiting for still waiting after another hour , guardian prime another hour, guardian prime minister questions need minister admits questions need answering on zimbabwe tax . the answering on zimbabwe tax. the times the met risking hiring rogue officers with their online testing protocol. the telegraph have the disturbing story a killer who posed as a child claim asylum and murder again in the united kingdom. the i had zahawi facing sack as pm demands answers on tory chairs unpaid tax the financial times which i think we missed earlier we have now zahawi fights for political life over tax scandal sunak orders, ethics review the daily star finally with you don't eat

a daily star lettuce to how this one ends. that's for this evening with thanks to my brilliant guest, henry nick dixon headline as he spoke tomorrow. you left with me, leo kearse it's good. kearse and ben. no it's good. goodbye .

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