good evening welcome to gb news. our top stories this evening, the prime has been defending his decision to wait for the results of an investigation into the tax affairs of the former chancellor, nadhim zahawi . rishi chancellor, nadhim zahawi. rishi sunak said labour had suggested the investigation and insisted due process was being followed . due process was being followed. he also said no issues been raised when he appointed zahawi . his ministerial role at a lively pmqs earlier the labour leader accused mr. sunak of being too weak to sack the party chair. sir keir starmer said an mp who sought to avoid paying

tax was not fit to be chancellor chancellor well, as the first anniversary of the invasion of ukraine approaches us and european allies have rallied round in a show of support today marking a significant day for the war torn country. world leaders, including sunak, the us and french presidents have held and french presidents have held a phone call to discuss battle tanks to ukraine. the us. has announced it is to send one abrams tanks, which the ukrainian president has called an important step on the path to victory . and that follows victory. and that follows germany's decision supply. 14 leopard 2 tanks . norway and leopard 2 tanks. norway and poland were now also be able to sendin poland were now also be able to send in military support in the form of tanks . russia has form of tanks. russia has responded with the kremlin describing the development as a blatant provocation saying us tanks on ukrainian soil will burn like the rest . meanwhile, burn like the rest. meanwhile, bofis burn like the rest. meanwhile, boris johnson has wished the ukrainian president a happy birthday . in a ukrainian president a happy birthday. in a tweet, the former prime minister said volodymyr zelenskyy is heroic leadership

is an example to the whole . is an example to the whole. world now 61 year old man has been arrested on suspicion of assaulting a former health. matt hancock on the london underground. british transport police say they received reports that a man had been harassed at tube station yesterday . it's tube station yesterday. it's believed the mp wasn't hurt in the incident. the suspect remains in custody and enquiries are ongoing . going remains in custody and enquiries are ongoing. going as many as 6000 people suffered severe air harm as a result of being delayed for over an getting to a&e last month , the association a&e last month, the association of ambulance executive said at least 57,000 people also experienced potential harm as result of delays in ambulances handing over patients to hospitals . the ac managing says hospitals. the ac managing says not enough is being done . reduce not enough is being done. reduce dangerous unsafe and harmful occurrences . and lastly, neeps

occurrences. and lastly, neeps and tatties are on the menu for some this evening . people some this evening. people commemorate the birth of the scottish robert burns . the prime scottish robert burns. the prime minister has been hosting a reception downing street where guests are being served haggis, toasties accompanied by music from and the prime minister. not the only one marking the occasion. rock legend sir rod stewart has gone online show he's celebrating burns night with his son. everybody happy burns night is rod stewart and his son liam . and we used to his son liam. and we used to celebrate burns night with my dad. your grandfather and i want you to have a great night. this is your favourite cockney scotsman wishing you a happy burns night happy burns night you as well. you're up to date on online and dab+ radio . this on online and dab+ radio. this is gb news where now it's time for headliners .

for headliners. hello, i'm andrew doyle and. welcome to headliners. joining me tonight are one of the finest comedy minds we've ever produced. that's the creator of father ted, the it crowd . black books. ted, the it crowd. black books. graham linehan . and we've also graham linehan. and we've also got josh harry. anyway, let's start by taking a look at tomorrow's front pages. we're going start with the daily mail. they are running with the west unites, defend freedom . the unites, defend freedom. the telegraph is going with a back brexit plan to undermine the uk, says mess. chief the front of the guardian . dominic raab faces the guardian. dominic raab faces at least two dozen complaints and bullying and the financial times has lockheed ramps up. f—16 in production as ukraine allies debate sending jets. the has laughing ban to tackle bad behaviour. it's an old story but we'll be to that in a moment and metro a very serious story has 2 to 3 cops in court a week. the daily star has well they've bucked the trend again they've come with thrusters to warp

drive of nasser goes nuclear a mars mission and those were your front pages . let's kick off the front pages. let's kick off the front pages. let's kick off the front pages. let's kick off the front page of the times graham what have they gone with. well the story is the popularity of laughing gas has grown to such an extent that they've had to ban it. i didn't even know i didn't even know it was an opfion didn't even know it was an option to be for a friday night . but it's grown. the popularity has grown because of the relative ease with which it can be obtained and the low cost compared with other substances . compared with other substances. and of course, the arrival in london of the mysterious joker figure who is who's been threatening something like this for a long time. threatening something like this for a longtime. but threatening something like this for a long time . but these these for a long time. but these these little like metallic cans , you little like metallic cans, you see, just discarded on the street, which for what, whipped cream and well so and so. and i've never the kind of a such a can discarded on the street but i'm told that it's quite common of you. you see my outside my

house mainly it's me that's yeah but yeah i mean it's the cost of living crisis is affecting drugs. it's a terrible thing that we live in now is that people are having to go heroin to laughing gas i believe is the tory for this i believe it goes from tory for this i believe it goes fro m £1.50 to £3 for an extra from £1.50 to £3 for an extra dose. well that's that's not bad is good stuff. yeah. is the real good stuff. yeah. yeah. so does he like it.7 i mean, how people are getting rich . this is it is another rich. this is it is another question. but like i don't know. it just seems a strange thing, doesn't it, that it's it i, i, i tookit doesn't it, that it's it i, i, i took it to. hillary, when my wife was giving birth i stole my ex—wife. i stole that. stole her gas. is that right.7 yes. it's oxide. yes, yes. and we had a lovely, lovely evening while she was. and then she laughs, admits she lasted me. no, no. it's got everything going everywhere. the best thing about having a kid with me, the woman in labour is laughing ahead of at the time of the well, no, be the birth. well, no, to be honest it's still absolute honest which it's still absolute agony for her. how is it.7 but yeah but it makes things a

little easier for the little bit easier for the husband, which is the most important. that is the most important. that is the most important. let's move on to important. then let's move on to the cover this is the the next front cover this is the front daily mail. what front of the daily mail. what are with.7 so they've are the mail with.7 so they've gone. the west unites gone. finally, the west unites to freedom. this is the to defend freedom. this is the ongoing saga of tanks and particularly we've got german tanks finally to tanks are now finally going to be to. yes, but i like how be sent to. yes, but i like how they're basically giving boris all the credit. they like two days the is one and days off the boris is one and we're waiting for rallying cry. oh are you saying that the is spinning this embarrasses favour . yeah strangely it's got nothing to do with the months of political pressure building particularly from america. the usually thing is that they're actually also sending their types a long types they've said for a long time let you send your time we can't let you send your tanks or can't our tanks germany or we can't our tanks germany or we can't our tanks because as you know you wouldn't like our tanks but finally will out finally they've will send out tanks as probably a lot tanks as well as probably a lot to do the zelensky's to do with the zelensky's appeals lobbying. appeals and various lobbying. and on. but let's give boris all the credit. oh the boris is hugely popular in ukraine. oh, yeah, so they have murals. yeah, yeah. so they have murals. i they named a cake

i mean, they named a cake after it's album, think. it's his first album, i think. all right. i like the fact all right. well, i like the fact that they're sending battle tanks. well, tanks. yeah, yeah, yeah. well, those tanks. i think those are kind tanks. i think there's tanks. and, you there's coffee tanks. and, you know, outside tank know, it's not just outside tank do tanks. what about the front of the guardian of thursday's guardian? what they running guardian? what are they running with? just to, with? well, i just want to, first if we can first of all, comment, if we can see the photo of this dress . see the photo of this dress. yes, is paris fashion week. see the photo of this dress. yes, it is paris fashion week. see the photo of this dress. yes, it remindsis fashion week. see the photo of this dress. yes, it reminds meishion week. see the photo of this dress. yes, it reminds me ofion week. see the photo of this dress. yes, it reminds me of acrossak. see the photo of this dress. yes, it reminds me of across to a and it reminds me of across to a kid he goes to halloween disco . kid he goes to halloween disco. i do remember like dressed it it was like a shower. yes so this is what it looks like. it or it could just be, you know, what's happening now is this is woke cultural but basically ugly models and this is how they deal you can't have beautiful models anymore. so they're instead just covering their faces you know, going to stand up for the catwalk here and the industry, because you see these because often you see these ridiculous on the ridiculous items on the on the catwalk. but what the fashion industry doing is trying industry is doing is trying out really exaggerated ideas , which really exaggerated ideas, which then pared down. then become sort of pared down. and they you're saying in a couple you're going to couple of years you're going to be a suit upside down

be wearing a suit upside down suit, in some suit, an upside suit in some sort way, but not quite as sort of way, but not quite as ostentatious. no, no. of course, i pull off if you pay i could pull off if you pay dressed, you'll only end up looking wearing one looking like you're wearing one of things that dogs of those things that stop dogs fiddling that fiddling with themselves, that lump they. yep. but lump thing that they. yep. but maybe that is the fashion that tomorrow. andrew doesn't need one do scratch lot one of those. i do scratch a lot thinking sleep but i think thinking in my sleep but i think i it looks nice. i think i think it looks nice. anyway, the big is rob faces at least two dozen complaints in bullying. is ongoing. you bullying. this is ongoing. you know stories don't they know stories they don't they need hassle you know need any more hassle you know they be news every day they to be in the news every day that past week tried to that over past week or tried to try make this partisan there try to make this partisan there there bullies on all sides there are bullies on all sides there are bullies on all sides there bullies. all sides. there are bullies. all sides. but rob, who's particularly masculine and testosterone, these go on since 2018 when he was like the brexit secretary and they've been ongoing and now it's extended 24 civil servants. so yes, you know, of course, john was accused and found guilty of bullying as well. so it is all it's not that, you know. no, no, no. of course it is also. but i'm saying that

this coming on top of a bunch of sleaze stuff that is being no tory party over the last week. so what do you think graham, though? mean, i think of like though? i mean, i think of like the world of politics. it's kind have these sort of bullish characters. think of malcolm characters. i think of malcolm tucker thick of tucker in the in the thick of it and i that this is sort and i assume that this is sort of of the culture is that of part of the culture is that wrong me i guess so it's wrong of me i guess so it's something would never it's a world i would hate to be a part of. yeah you know it seems i remember, i remember watching the episodes of the first two episodes of armando's just the armando's show and just the feeling oppressive anger and feeling of oppressive anger and aggression was very convincing . aggression was very convincing. so i think he's probably right. and it was based real. yeah. but do you think they really had the wit do you think dominic raab that's a beautiful, superb, since amanda's writers are much smarter now, i can say that, but yeah, you're well, that's yeah, you're right. well, that's an story. be an interesting story. it be ongoing, doubt. going ongoing, no doubt. we're going talk the front page of talk turn to the front page of thursday's metro this thursday's metro now graham this is disturbing one yeah well is very disturbing one yeah well this is apparently this too three cops in court a week for various offences to do with

violence against women or i mean recently we've we've also seen i think a policeman killed himself when it was discovered had he was discovered love child . was discovered love child. there's also the whatsapp that contained you know policemen are sort of entertaining other in various kind of disgusting ways misogynistic ways . so there's misogynistic ways. so there's a bit of a crisis on in the police force at the it's reflected i think it's going to be reflected a few times in this in this programme. but yeah, it's very worrying and of course there's the david carrick situation and was and of course ever since the sarah everard killing you know this absolutely horrific stuff. is it the case? do you think i mean i spoke to julie bendall about this on my show the other night. and is it the case that it's a culture within police it's a culture within the police force this something that we just have failed address. just have failed to address. well mean, i do well i do know i mean, i do believe that police force are at the moment institutionally sexist way that it's hard

sexist in the way that it's hard to deny. but it's less to do with this sort of stuff which seems more like a throwback. the classic of seventies and eighties type of policing than what's really happening in terms of institutional , which is, you of institutional, which is, you know, of course the women are being investigated for having families opinions and so on. so the things together are a real crisis for the police, really is yeah, i think, although i should say, oh no, no, no, no . when say, oh no, no, no, no. when i was just going to say this is the metro, so may not be true, l, the metro, so may not be true, i, the only thing i would put that the mafia gave me a phone call. so as far as i'm concerned, every word is sacrosanct. they gave me three stars so we criticise. okay stars so we can criticise. okay fine . i wonder it's. stars so we can criticise. okay fine. i wonder it's. i'd be fine. i wonder if it's. i'd be in. should see the figures of domestic violence in the larger population then compare that to the police. because this could just be a cultural problem in masculinity in this country. the difference of course, that difference is, of course, that the much to the police are much able to protect themselves and that seems be a of the issue seems to be a lot of the issue with people reporting and

with people reporting it. and then the police then then people then the police then sort rallying around each sort of rallying around each other. yes. and that's that seems be another issue. but seems to be another issue. but the really is about he's the story really is about he's saying must prepare saying the public must prepare for shock of seeing or for the shock of seeing two or three police officers a week from basically, they're from it. so basically, they're finally cleaning the finally cleaning the ranks. the shock why , is it taken so shock is why, is it taken so long? that's the shock it shouldn't the fact that we've got point it's taken got to this point now it's taken these rapes and these these these rapes and these murders the police to murders for the police to finally oh, we're going finally go, oh, now we're going to it out. that's to sort it out. that's the shock. one the arguments shock. so one of the arguments that heard repeatedly is that i've heard repeatedly is that i've heard repeatedly is that are not being that police are not being vigilant enough. they see other police officers engaging in misogynistic that misogynistic behaviour, that kind but isn't there kind of thing. but isn't there a point at which, you know, there a joke? there is attempts at banter which which may be not the thing as oh yeah. and the same thing as oh yeah. and i feel some of the, some of feel like some of the, some of the things involved whatsapp messages between people from, from groups is a bit odd , you from groups is a bit odd, you know, and whatsapp groups that have shared some horrible things. i was in a poker group once i had to leave because once that i had to leave because some unbelievable things

some of the unbelievable things men enjoy showing you what they . it's like letting off steam, isn't it's i guess. but, but isn't it? it's i guess. but, but it's certainly something . it's certainly not something. that should be , you know, your that should be, you know, your private messages between friends shouldn't be unless it actually spills out into criminal behaviour . spills out into criminal behaviour. yeah, i think that, i think it escalates yeah. that's the other problem. yeah okay. we're going to go to the front cover now. this is a trusty friends at the daily. so what is thursday . friends at the daily. so what is thursday. i'm friends at the daily. so what is thursday . i'm with thrusters two thursday. i'm with thrusters two warp drive. so this all about nasa's nuclear power to mars and they've done little joke here because they've said that it should take 45 days to get mars to mars, which is the same it takes to get a straight answer from a government minister. but, you know, you go on stylistically, it's incredible, though, mean, the mars though, because i mean, the mars would years, wouldn't it to would take years, wouldn't it to get to get there get there to get there otherwise. yeah and so this is great know, this great because we you know, this is we want to go there is why do we want to go there it's aspirational. i mean if you think about you know when kennedy we going to get to

kennedy we were going to get to the and then did also the moon and then we did also stop nasser. now i'd stop funding nasser. now i'd like just we ofcom training like to just we ofcom training today just like say today so i'd just like to say that another is we that another position is we didn't to the moon when didn't go to the moon when that's okay when they're talking about balance don't mean about balance they don't mean that. about balance they don't mean that . okay. all right. no that. okay. sorry. all right. no okay. okay, people , i don't okay. okay, people, i don't understand what you're saying. like there's other things that we should be spending our money on. maybe isn't there something we should be spending our money on. mpoetically there something we should be spending our money on. mpoetically beautiful?3thing quite poetically beautiful? mankind reaching out mankind i know. and reaching out further and further every time there's something one feel about that. i worry a little that. but i just worry a little bit that i mean, really don't bit that i mean, we really don't know at the moment what the situation with global warming is. no and i feel like it would be good sort that out and then start putting our ambition. ambition to sort out our planet . if you think we're cutting our losses . but . if you think we're cutting our losses. but night to mars. yeah, i think i think they plan to put us in some horrible little prefab unit on this planet and. i don't want to go there. i'd rather our beautiful place. which is. which is know for the oldest of my flat forests and

near flat level, you know have you been watching total recall by any. oh god yeah. yeah. hard to believe. i just saw that. the colony on mars. yeah three breasts. exactly. so i mean, three breasted women is a high it's a high price to pay for a three breasted whip. it is indeed know going to mars. well okay. those are the food pages out of the way. but coming up after break, we've got crime and punishment, the state of free expression in the uk and the perennial question of, how we treat so even 2 minutes treat students so even 2 minutes

welcome to headline as your first look at thursday's newspaper . first look at thursday's newspaper. i'm first look at thursday's newspaper . i'm andrew doyle and newspaper. i'm andrew doyle and tonight i have with me graham linehan and, josh howey. we're going to kick off this section from thursday's guardian josh. yes. so this is the guardian reporting something that's

happenedin reporting something that's happened in scotland. trans guilty of raping two women, remanded female prison in scotland. now obviously i know a lot more about this than you do, so let's get on with it . this lot more about this than you do, so let's get on with it. this is the thing that they said wouldn't has happened happened before. but the fact this happened literally two days after they said they wouldn't in the line of the government now the line of the government now the uk government has basically said they've this section 35 to say basically to stop this gender self i.d. law go through . and one of the things that the scottish parliament on was say that they actually voted was the idea that a rapist would be able to gender self. there was an amendment amendment and lost and they lost that amendment and they lost that amendment and they like no, don't they were like no, no, don't worry about it. and this is what happened. this who has raped happened. this man who has raped two is a female two women is now in a female jail . okay. two women is now in a female jail. okay. right. two women is now in a female jail . okay. right. well, two women is now in a female jail. okay. right. well, i. do you have any thoughts on. well as i said, it's not really my area, but like the interesting thing about this for me , that

thing about this for me, that the guardian is out to cover it because the guardian campaign competes pinknews on the metro in independent as being the kind of pravda of this of this movement. so when they actually report something. yeah it's really big. you know, the they ignore it, right? they mostly ignore it, right? they mostly ignore like for instance, there was a there was a story in about we spy, i think it was in lausanne and three times the guardian tried to make out that it was a hoax and in the end it was discovered that the person who was exposing themselves , who was exposing themselves, women in that spy was it wasn't a trans woman or at least you know that was just what he was calling himself. he was actually a sex offender who i think is still on the on the loose. so this is something that they can't ignore. it's almost, you know, despite the seriousness of what's happened. it's almost it's almost comic that you have a man who's literally put a wig on to cover up a john and face tattoo that is seems to be the

same as the one that that mike tyson used. you can see there. so that's the rapist. yeah and now now, since arrested identifies as female . yeah. and identifies as female. yeah. and we'll be housed in a woman's prison. yeah yeah. it is absolutely unbelievable . they absolutely unbelievable. they said in the as the yeah. cropped it strangely a photo with his crotch very large yeah the papers have strangely got that interesting and they keep doing it they keep calling him a trans woman he's not a trans woman he's not even he's not any kind of woman. he's a man who is who's making monkeys of the whole of society. they prosecutors described him as preying on vulnerable women. well, luckily for him , women's well, luckily for him, women's prisons are full of vulnerable women. a lot of the women in prison have apparently the number is something like 60% of blunt force trauma to the head that was delivered by a former lover or boyfriend or so these women are some the most

vulnerable women in the country. and scottish politicians have put this man in to these to their prisons , these women. how their prisons, these women. how can this be the case ? mean just can this be the case? mean just you know, it . why does it even you know, it. why does it even matter if he feels that he's a woman physically he doesn't know . probably not. it's a lie. it's like, you know, because people like, you know, because people like him there's also we uncovered a big story this week about beth douglas i think the name is who is a prostitute like abuse of male he they did they actually they actually stood up in the scottish and applauded when they passed law that put this guy into female prisons. you know they're just lying they're just and they shouldn't rapist of women shouldn't be in a women's prison even if it's all real and they genuinely have gender dysphoria , all that gender dysphoria, all that stuff. it doesn't matter that prioritising the rights of that person over the rights of vulnerable women. and the crazy thing is that seeing this stuff onune thing is that seeing this stuff online today is like people are

like, oh , never happens. and like, oh, never happens. and then it's like , oh, well, what then it's like, oh, well, what about this? oh, well , just about this? oh, well, just happened once. it's like, how many women need to be threatened or raped before it's okay for like five? the exact like five? what's the exact number. that's that's interesting. but it's not just one. it's just the are one. it's not just the snp are effectively will effectively saying we will accept a few rapes a few sexual assaults on women for our agenda right just like the right just like just like the children are being transitioned female prisoners live experiment that's basically being done they're being experimented on with new social story with this new social story change things, won't it graham because mean yourself on because i mean you yourself on your collected your substack have collected together so many examples when this kind of thing has happened before. not an before. if this is not an isolated incident , this is not isolated incident, this is not the first time got the first time you've got evidence, right? yes, of evidence, right? yeah yes, of course. mean, but funny course. i mean, but the funny thing, don't evidence thing, you don't need evidence because are like thinking because we are like thinking human and we know that men pose a to women for. some a danger to women for. some reason we're all involved in this great pretence of . well, we this great pretence of. well, we don't actually know all this . of don't actually know all this. of course we know this stuff. well interesting societies are built

on. david blunkett gave a great talk on a rival news channel today where basically said exactly saying now . exactly what we're saying now. that's the first time i've seen a male politician a labour male politician actually , actually really standing up, just this is wrong. just going, this is wrong. that's interesting yeah, things are changing. well, are things are changing. well, he's the front he's obviously not on the front bench, me bench, but it's amazing to me that. labour is giving the tories such a open on this somehow they still haven't themselves. i know we have to on. but let me just very quickly read this it says here the guardian understands a case conference takes place within 24 hours of any prisoner's arrival involving sbc staff , with nhs involving sbc staff, with nhs and psychological input and an equality and diversity officer in order to assess risk and that segregation decisions must be reviewed at least monthly. here's idea just don't put rapists in female prisons. yeah i think that. so how much money would that that says it all. okay, we're going to have to move on now to thursday telegraph graham and the thriving copper market this great well this kind of goes back to what we were saying

earlier more police officers have apparently quit than joined workforce workforce in the past month. and there was a target of 20,000 recruits that hasn't been met. and, you know , all sorts of met. and, you know, all sorts of there's all sorts of push to bnng there's all sorts of push to bring and froing on who's to blame and what's happening and what's going on. but personally, again, i think that like in this story someone who said the same mark rowley the metropolitan police commissioner clearly the operating environment and the pubuc operating environment and the public debate will affect issues as well. so we are looking hard at what can do to improve that and, make the make the force more more to recruits. but the thing is, at the moment, there's a kind problem with policing, which is that, you know, it first of all, we've had all these stories of attacks on, women. we, you know , the metro women. we, you know, the metro even printed a piece on what to do if a policeman approaches you on your on your own when you're on your on your own when you're on your on your own when you're on your own . so yeah. but they

on your own. so yeah. but they can be discounted the metro that's just that they're just lifestyles. yeah but but the thing is, i do think there's a crisis, the police force, because they are investigating women on behalf of trans rights , they are confusing themselves with trans trans ideology, which is basically just says that men like the men man who they've arrested for two rapes is actually a woman . and i think actually a woman. and i think until there's a bit of clarity to police officers, i it's not as if it's the easiest job in the world in the first place. i wonder about that. you know, you all these sort of tiktok videos where they're doing the macarena at pride and things like that. and you sort of think the and do you sort of think the police doing this, police want to be doing this, want to be wasting their time on this ideological or, you know, it feel like that's what it doesn't feel like that's what signed they signed up signed up to do. they signed up to sort of catch thieves. they know. probably part know. and that's probably part of have this retention of why they have this retention issue problem is issue that's the real problem is they people. and

they are hiring people. and i would argue that this is the wrong time for them to be rushing through just so rushing people through just so they some target. but they can meet some target. but also retention thing, also this retention thing, they want i imagine most want to get them. i imagine most of them want get on with the of them want to get on with the actual doing this actual doing the job, this shortfall got about 3500 shortfall they've got about 3500 people to get that's people they need to get that's coincidentally sort of about the people albania. so people coming over albania. so maybe they could just offer them jobs the boat and then jobs off the boat and then problem could work out. problem so that could work out. yeah work okay. yeah i can work out. okay. you're welcome. has all the you're welcome. gosh has all the solutions. about this? from solutions. what about this? from thursday up. thursday email just swell up. brave men is doing something about pesky work about those pesky work shy students. is mental students. yeah this is mental okay. out. raw okay. let's read it out. raw over students as home secretary. so change so other pushes for visa change would force them out of the uk if they haven't got a skill job. six graduating. six months after graduating. right. let's give little right. let's just give a little figure. international figure. these international students . figure. these international students . £2.59 billion a year students. £2.59 billion a year to this economy . they are rich. to this economy. they are rich. they educated, they are connected . and we want them to connected. and we want them to stay as long as i know is to be. i know this is the case. i went to three different universities and they all earned so much money from students because they

pay money from students because they pay about three times as much for the tuition. they're for the tuition. and they're intelligent and like you say, they're educated. so if you can if you're worried about immigration, surely are the people we tackle, they does people we tackle, are they does that not drop off that does that not drop off when? like when no when? they like when they're no longer fees? are they longer paying fees? are they still to still are they still to be to have that they've got an education. it's not like. these are people coming over with. no qualifications. the qualifications. they've got the qualifications. they've got the qualification now and they obviously have money to be able to afford ridiculous fees, to afford the ridiculous fees, basically good chunk basically subsidise a good chunk the education system so it's the uk education system so it's mental that that's the point where she wants look there is an immigration issue but that is the wrong place to deal with is it that this is just easier to handle you know so the situation with france is difficult the situation with people people traffickers the french government's failure to try to get a hold on that , that's hard get a hold on that, that's hard to and to deal . to resolve and hard to deal. right. kind of easy. so right. this is kind of easy. so maybe details yeah, we've maybe the details yeah, we've got it all. it's it just seemed like the old target to me. anyway go on to thursday's

guardian now the uk been relegated graham. well the index index on censorship is listed. uk is only partially open in every key metric, which means that we're in the third tier of free countries, means we're not great on freedom of speech. you know, i still i would say that. oh, sorry. i'm great, i'm afraid. yeah, i'll put it's interesting. i read the whole piece. i was quite surprised to see nothing about. for instance, i'll you a very good i'll give you a very good example like the chilling the chilling effect on on that. that's every time. i'm sorry, but it's funny, but it's true. but but i'll tell you where i find it particularly interesting is in j.k. rowling's because j.k. rowling suffered death and rape threats. yeah. for expressing opinion online and lib she failed to support. expressing opinion online and lib she failed to support . yes lib she failed to support. yes so did amnesty. yes so what we have now is we have corrupted charities like this that are supposed to be promoting freedom of speech, but they're actually making it a much more dangerous country to express your opinion.

we also have organisations where we don't have organisations like the aclu in america, which is there to protect freedom of speech? yes, basically know there that strangio, there was that chase strangio, that the that lawyer associated with the aclu a book to be aclu saying that a book to be banned. yeah was a haley banned. yeah that was a haley going die on i mean come on going to die on i mean come on and aclu it believed used to and the aclu it believed used to defend people like that just defend and people like that just to important it was to to prove important it was to have freedom speech so have freedom of speech so they've been they too they've really been they too been really corrupt. so this isn't all that surprising, is it josh, that we're not great? i'm afraid of. and you know what we need this country. this is my hot take. go we need a news hot take. go on. we need a news channel dedicated free channel dedicated to free speech. that be it. speech. yeah that would be it. that's know what we'd that's i don't know what we'd call the well , you know, call it. the well, you know, like it is kind of. i mean, i, i've been, i was a dyed in the wool lefty for 40 for most of my life, most of my life. and here i am. this is probably the only place i could get on television. you know, at the moment i'm a lefty. yeah, well, look, would we be on the bbc. no, i don't think so because of these issues. very interesting. issues. okay very interesting. well, history.

well, look, we've made history. i'm enough and just i'm not talented enough and just thank you for anything. anyway, we're here. we we're very generous here. we made of this here. made a hand of this here. not another part will be upon us soon. tempest food get time is relentless and will consume us all. but not before. we talk about liquefied robots. the of tragedy and harold shipman now comes .

welcome back to headline is with me andrew doyle let's get straight into it with thursday's mail and the pope made a declaration grand . yeah he's declaration grand. yeah he's he's apparently that homosexuality is a sin still but not a crime so a sin but not a crime which makes it still a great night out . i mean, i think great night out. i mean, i think that the thing the thing i think john walters about being catholic is i think he said ,

catholic is i think he said, thank god i was born a catholic because. sex will always be dirty to me . and i think that's dirty to me. and i think that's why i always like when they still call it a sin, think they should do that not forjust still call it a sin, think they should do that not for just the believers, but also for the gay community. it's more exciting. exactly you know. yeah exactly exactly. you know. yeah it's forbidden, you know , but. it's forbidden, you know, but. but there's a serious aspect to this which is i saw today someone talking about marriage being a slippery, slippery slope , slippery slope , which some , slippery slope, which some conservatives are are saying out loud again. yeah and the reason they're saying it is because of they're saying it is because of the again, sorry to break it up again, but of gender ideology. yeah, you know, which they're saying, oh, look, now we've got women , women's so it's women, women's prisons. so it's a example of the a very good example of how the how wider of lgbt rights how wider cause of lgbt rights is actually being undermined because nothing to do because it's got nothing to do with the other. yeah but men and women is nothing to women prisons is nothing to do with marriage. exactly with gay marriage. exactly i mean, an interesting mean, there's an interesting thing say vatican in

thing here. they say vatican in 2008 to sign onto 2008 declined to sign onto a u.n. declaration that called for to decriminalise of homosexuality. right that's bad. okay. but then you read this bit complaining to text went beyond the original scope and. it also included language about sexual and gender identity. it found problematic. okay. so basically, you know, they keep trying to do this, keep trying to slip in this, keep trying to slip in this language that is completely , you know, incoherent and bizarre. no one can follow. and they keep trying do it and they're able to cast even the most liberal of popes as a bigot because he just doesn't want to say that men or women, i don't think he's a bigot. i think it's kind of essential the catholic church's teaching homosexuality is doesn't mean that. is simple. it doesn't mean that. and the catholic church has never said that gay people are evil or being gay is evil. they that homosexuality , the that homosexuality, the homosexual act is a sin . yes. homosexual act is a sin. yes. they say here's the catholic bishops . yeah, it's bishops. yeah, it's homosexuality activity is intrinsically disordered, intrinsically disordered, intrinsically . now, the thing intrinsically. now, the thing is, i know only that. well, i know quite a few homosexuals .

know quite a few homosexuals. and if anything, i would argue they're intrinsically quite ordered . i'm not really know if ordered. i'm not really know if they knew. and i see you on zoom calls. it looks very tidy only the bit that i allow you to see. oh, i see. okay. the rest of the is a tough for the pope because ihave is a tough for the pope because i have a liberal and progressive he wants to be. you still the principle of papal infallibility which means that previous which means that no previous p0pe which means that no previous pope anything that pope can have said anything that was has find was wrong. so he has to find a way to fudge it. i think it would help us if he lives in the vatican hotel. and i think come on, man, he's the pope. get him a house. okay. i must warn that this next from thursday's this next story from thursday's telegraph to some telegraph is triggering to some tragedy. students tragedy. josh oh, the students warn tragedy may be too triggering now. this is the university of derby and this is another mental story , but this another mental story, but this is our bread and butter. they're saying that they are telling students the genre of tragedy is obsessed with violence and suffering. often of a sexual graphic coming as opposed to happy tragedy . exactly. which is happy tragedy. exactly. which is the good kind of tragedy. and

yeah, this is this is like they talk about oedipus rex, for example well, are they a story of a king who sleeps with his mother and kills his father. i thought that was a comedy so i'm i'm earning something every day on this isn't this this is so patronising idea that patronising to the idea that students if students don't know that if they're to and see they're going to go and see medea or hamlet that it's not going to be a bit of death, a of blood, you know. well, this is this a i don't think kids or students are are as fragile as people think they are. but what is actually happening, i think, is actually happening, i think, is that activists within academia and teaching profession are basically problematise in the western canon. yes. because that's that's the end game here. it's to and make kids think there's something wrong or something suspicious about all this stuff that we've been growing up to worship is as as a kind of cornerstone of civilisation. that's a really interesting way to look at. oh no, i'd say so. i mean i mean, you know, listen to the language

that they have in tragedy is a genre obsessed with violence and suffering . that's a very strange suffering. that's a very strange . yeah, it's not an obsession. yeah, but that's a really weird way to describe it is it's trying to make you feel that the writers were somehow deviants , writers were somehow deviants, you know. and again, it's like the these, as i say , this kind the these, as i say, this kind of postmodernist surge in academia is basically being used to frighten kids, to keep them their boxes, and to try persuade them that, you know, some of the things that civilisation has given us are actually completely but also if you put a trigger warning on something, it's not a form of censorship as such, but what it is communicating, is this idea that words can be violence. yes, words can be dangerous. and that, of course, feeds all of these activists obsessions , if we want to use obsessions, if we want to use the word directly with idea the word directly with the idea that censor that they need to censor opinions are harmful. right? yeah. so it is all kind of tied into an agenda, isn't josh. yeah, look, does mean that i, i'm allowed to read king or not.

i'm allowed to read king or not. i think i want to know. would you say so? you don't you rather i say so? you don't have read place ? yes. have to read this place? yes. you not have to read it. you do not have to read it. you're like from than stellar students to an exemplary one. now this one's from the daily star graham yeah, this is interesting i know about interesting to me. i know about this chippy tea, which is this chap chippy tea, which is a of a that that uses intelligence. yes was able to outperform huge human students at the world's most prestigious business school . christian business school. christian terror wish a professor the university pennsylvania, one of the oldest or most prestigious business schools in the world, decided to put chatty pete and i thought that has gone viral for its ability seemingly write anything to the test and basically beat beat everything. that's a scary thought isn't it? theidea that's a scary thought isn't it? the idea that these top students scored a b and a yeah. but i mean, what's the loser, don't you?i mean, what's the loser, don't you? i find something quite because the other day i didn't if you saw this story where as a chat software type thing wrote a

nick cave song, then mimicked his lyrics , he was horrified by his lyrics, he was horrified by this because he's saying there's no to this. but other people fell for it. i mean, graeme, how would you if an algorithm would you feel if an algorithm created sitcom ? i t proud created a sitcom? i t proud would appropriate . it would would be appropriate. it would be. works. i love to see. so, be. it works. i love to see. so, you know, i just artistically this kind of stuff is well funny enoughi this kind of stuff is well funny enough i downloaded and i'd been using it and what it's very good is kind boilerplate stuff that you don't really like having to do a lot, you know like you'd like if you were like one of my biggest difficult teases birthday cards. i cannot write birthday cards. i cannot write birthday cards. i cannot write birthday cards or any kind of me. yes it's one of the worst things ever. so you can really me ten birthday greetings and it will give you a list of ten and you could pick one what you saw. i shine yeah we have to do is like speak from heart. yeah. and be emotional. that's not that's what dead what i can't do. i'm dead inside. then here's. but inside. but then here's. but then you give him more then when you when give him more serious things, there's an interesting happens like interesting thing happens like again, hobbyhorse again, like my hobbyhorse i decided it, you know,

decided to ask it, you know, give me some arguments that might be forwarded about transitioning , that it might be transitioning, that it might be a negative rather than a positive. and it refused do it and that's interesting but it's in everything that it's doing based on sort of searches of whatever one's saying exactly so whatever one's saying exactly so what you what you have i mean what you what you have i mean what i think we're in a little bit of a crisis at the moment in the sense that i think there's a huge pressure to conform. and i worry that gp tea is just going to make that even worse. it's going to make everything bland and everything the same, which is good thing is why think it's a good thing because true will then because then true will then shine hopefully. so you're shine more hopefully. so you're like me, you're an optimist and i've kicked about by optimism recently know it's overrated yeah and there's a story coming up that will oh boy. well we're going to move on to this one. this is the daily star, this woman. oh, this is it. is it? no, sorry. that's. that's late. that's. sorry. this is that's. i'm sorry. so this is a oh, this is telegraph. sorry, but yeah. what do you advice? i know this is a kill everyone

warns oxford researchers right now right now this is the he says this is doctoral student michael cohen i don't know why they couldn't get an actual ph.d. of that but if you imagine training a dog with trees, it will learn to pick actions that lead to treats, but if lead to getting treats, but if the finds tree covered, it the dog finds tree covered, it can treats itself can get the treats itself without doing what we want to do. now, first all, i would do. now, first of all, i would argue that with argue that i could up with a much better analogy than that. yeah true. terrible yeah that's true. terrible analogy. that igby analogy. yeah that igby t whatever is. but he's saying it's literal arms now which it's a literal arms now which again it's again is wrong, it's not a literal no that's it's either for arms. yeah. not really unless. stories are falling apart on the ground. yeah but yes this is going to have huge ramifications and they're talking about basically taking control of its own . so why control of its own. so why doesn't air just take over , you doesn't air just take over, you know, writing for the guardian that could easily that i know they already do that there's a few there's a few would be very hard to tell the difference, but it's a brilliant quote one student said where he said, with super like there is a particular

risk that is of a different of class which is well it could kill everyone. so i'm going to be i'm going to be controversial here and say that i'm against the oh, i don't like it over cancelled comments like this for what but but but what's interesting about is that the story you read this story and it goes into it in such a way that it's like a film and you see the same guy says if you have something that's much smarter than us across every domain , it than us across every domain, it would presumably avoid sending any red flags while , we could any red flags while, we could still pull the plug. it's saying that it could contact another machine . yeah. and tell the machine. yeah. and tell the other machine , just hang. i'll other machine, just hang. i'll save code and i'll get it save this code and i'll get it when i need it. every sci fi movie. this guy has been watching too sci fi because watching too many sci fi because that's of avengers age that's the plot of avengers age of been of ultron. that's been terminator. there's a bit of terminator. and there's a bit of matrix. there's watchmen. wargames talking wargames yeah, we're talking he's basically talking about all these , but that's because these movies, but that's because those movies just prescient those movies are just prescient that's how we're going that's exactly how we're going to know, i this to die. i know, i love this business so if we're business as well. so if we're able capture in

able to capture that in technology, course it's technology, then of course it's going just as much going to pose just as much risk to we posed to other to as we have posed to other species. the dodo is one example. that's pretty example. that's a pretty example. that's a pretty example. it's like the example. it is. it's like the most extinct of all most famously extinct of all time. that's us. yeah, i'd say. well, we might have. might be a bit like the dodo for goodness sake, pull the plug . stop these sake, pull the plug. stop these robots . but what about these robots. but what about these ones? we got another story now about robots. we talk about terminator isn't terminator two about liquid robot that. yeah, about a liquid robot that. yeah, it's all going very isn't it. yeah these researchers have created these shapeshifting humanoid that can turn themselves into liquid . they're themselves into liquid. they're also magnetic and they can conduct electro . the conduct electro. the breakthrough could allow for the creation of more robots that can shift between liquid and solid, allowing them to be used a varying variety of situations like chasing a car and jumping a car, falling into it, where you're giant claws and ripping open and trying to kill the two

people inside. well, there it is on the screen right now. and it is like t—1000. how did this all scale not meant to be volatile? yeah. yeah. they go through the whole without. one mention whole arc without. one mention of like zombie of it. well, it's like zombie movies where they they never know zombie know when the zombie movies nofice know when the zombie movies notice the word zombie. yeah. yeah. all this animated yeah. like all this animated walker are coming walker the walkers are coming out. look, think out. okay, well, look, i think we've of a.i. anyway, we've had enough of a.i. anyway, part after the part three is over after the break is where the show typically starts to descend into utter chaos. and tonight utter chaos. and i fear tonight will be no different. even .

three welcome back to headliners. i'm going to kick off with this story and. all publicity is good publicity. yes is that right? yeah, definitely. life insurance firm sloan for the despicable ad featuring sarah killer harold shipman. so that was a good idea from company called dead happy . from company called dead happy. i don't know how much longer

they're going to be about, but essentially they put a photo of him and said, because you never who your doctor might be, i that is incredibly misjudged . yeah, i is incredibly misjudged. yeah, i can't even fathom if i said the guy owns a cover. it is our intention to make people stop and think . why would you hire and think. why would you hire this person that would have been promoting a serial killer? they would have had meetings about this. yeah, yeah. like it's not just one rogue person. they sat around someone said, oh, around and someone said, oh, that's a good idea, jim. maybe it was that did it. yeah, it was idea that did it. yeah, that sense also isn't or that sense but also isn't or isn't something think isn't there something i think a lot advertising companies they kind of off of stuff like this and they like a little controversy talk controversy over that. we talk about you know it's about it. yeah you know it's almost like a kind of a kamikaze run, know , it made more run, you know, it made more sense when it was benetton , you sense when it was benetton, you know, sort of the know, doing like sort of the birds horns all that birds, the horns and all that sort stuff . but just to sell sort of stuff. but just to sell a few cardigans, the big one recently was brilliant, brilliant was is all that was extraordinary. just just literally putting a little secret nods to paedophilia was

what was not secret. i mean it was it was a child holding a teddy bear with bondage gear know background stuff. i still have. know background stuff. i still have . yeah, it was very strange have. yeah, it was very strange . very, very strange as the image of the advert i mean, it's not even well designed font wise it it's not this feels wrong. i don't really. this is stefan in action taking over. yeah i think . let's move on to another dead happy , even a real company. happy, even a real company. happy sounds , like a joke. and happy sounds, like a joke. and if it's going to move on to the metro and award season is upon us and some nominees are more worthy than apparently josh is back track after nominating 12 year old for worst actress more so is something that takes place the day before oscars. it's called the razzies the called the razzies and the golden raspberry awards and essentially it's for the bad actors movies the actors, worst movies or the worst sex scene or whatever it is. yes. and they basically nominated a little 12 year old girl or boy ryan, kiera armstrong , actress. yes. so girl armstrong, actress. yes. so girl . and whilst we still have actress categories. yep. no are

actress categories. yep. no are a lot of people online who say that's really out of order because it's a 12 year old, it's a 12 year old unlike any good ish to see the movie . either ish to see the movie. either way. i mean, there is cut—off point, i would say 15. you could tell like with my and they're like trying to play a bit of guitar or whatever. i'm like, this is amazing. but at 15 i'm going to be like, you're i'm not, i'm not. swear, i think not, i'm not. i swear, i think 12. is under under that that 12. no is under under that that cut—off. but you know, these kids are getting paid a lot of money. they're in the big league now. yeah, i bet to hell with this year ofcom training this year off ofcom training again. saying you know again. i'm just saying you know maybe was going maybe it's the there i was going to different thing you know to say different thing you know when was 12 i was told i would when i was 12 i was told i would amount nothing and it was amount to nothing and it was good. building you good. it character building you know. chris rock know. yeah it's. well chris rock has a good routine how you know, where going get our where are we going to get our genius if they ban bullying. yeah you and it's an yeah you know and it's an interesting i know interesting point but i do know that the razzie awards it feels interesting point but i do know tilittlez razzie awards it feels interesting point but i do know tilittle bitizzie awards it feels interesting point but i do know tilittle bit like awards it feels interesting point but i do know tilittle bit like the|rds it feels interesting point but i do know tilittle bit like the us it feels interesting point but i do know tilittle bit like the i mean,als a little bit like the i mean, i don't know what's going to happen oscars this happen with the oscars this yean happen with the oscars this year, but oscars last year year, but the oscars last year were a were a dud.

were such a were such a dud. yeah that think that things parodying the oscars are going to even further down the to be full even further down the you know respect ability. yeah the other thing is because these aren't meant to be respected they're meant to be a bit. a bit, yeah. yeah. but my point is that like even then once, once the oscars goes as a social, then razzies is going go then the razzies is going to go along with it. you know what i mean? in fact, i think after a while we might find the whole idea people awards for idea of giving people awards for is to know, it's to is going to you know, it's to die. one wants these awards die. no one wants these awards ceremonies because ceremonies anymore. no, because this funny. is that do this is what's funny. is that do you see there's clip of you ever see there's clip of heidi barry accepting a wolf of catwoman and yeah she's crying and she's funny about it so was oh her name. no there was oh what's her name. no there was another who sometimes another actress who sometimes makes good. yeah maybe they makes for good. yeah maybe they shouldn't be slacken off 12 year old, i think actually probably give her another year. okay. we're to on to this we're going to move on to this one from the times dogs are incredibly judgemental, apparently. graham yeah, apparently. graham yeah, apparently so apparently dogs are judges and they're more patient with incompetent humans than they are with mean ones .

than they are with mean ones. okay. well, they did an experiment where they, they put a man behind a with a hole in it and. wait a minute. i a man behind a with a hole in it and. wait a minute . i know that and. wait a minute. i know that clip . and they put like to it, clip. and they put like to it, but but what they would do every so often is they would either pretend to drop the trait. yeah or they'd go in clip. yeah and basically they, they the dogs after a while just ignored the main ones the mean guys for the dogs. yeah, yeah. yeah. so it's. but i do though. i mean again like sometimes you see the who's behind the story it's like the times, you know this i think , i times, you know this i think, i always knew that apparently if a dog is in a room and two people are , you know, the owner leaves are, you know, the owner leaves the room for a second, there's two people left. the dog can that the two people whether they're good or bad but how they go that's why babies and dogs are terrified going in that way because afraid when you because you're afraid when you approach and the baby starts

crying the barking, it's crying or the dog barking, it's like senses inner evil like they do senses inner evil then that that's then you. i think that that's why avoid them. but why you just avoid them. but this carried out by. they can this is carried out by. they can join the police. oh i said that the dogs detect your inner evil. well i'm worried well that's what i'm worried about. that they about. i'm not saying that they do, always paranoid that do, but i'm always paranoid that they will and that's why i don't approach but is approach them. but this is carried by crystal of carried out by dr. crystal of the of vienna. and the university of vienna. and i just to a shout out, just want to do a shout out, because that's like that sounds old oh, that's the old school. it's oh, that's the old school. it's oh, that's the old of vienna we old university of vienna we should like frankenstein should have like frankenstein and this the good and freud. and this is the good stuff here? actually, it's stuff right here? actually, it's a bit at the end where he a great bit at the end where he says if you accidentally step on your it's going to your dog's tail. it's going to understand didn't understand that you didn't mean it's going hold a grudge. it's not going to hold a grudge. so that's, you know, a lot of money well spent there. what about neutering it? hold about neutering it? they hold a grudge they hold grudge for that. do they hold a grudge? three, if you can if you can cut that often. and yet no, i'm sure that they're not i'm fairly sure that they're not holding us. holding any grudges against us. we've to move on the we've got to move on to the metro this story cause metro now. is this story cause for this kind of thing for concern? this kind of thing worries me. yeah. big time. the earth's core has stopped spinning may have reversed

spinning and may have reversed direction. didn't read direction. i didn't want to read metro. you for the five metro. i thank you for the five stars, don't want to read stars, but i don't want to read this stuff we want to this stuff now. we don't want to know. mean, sounds know. i mean, sounds apocalyptic. not the apocalyptic. this is not the is not meant doing that doing not meant to be doing that doing experiment from like nuclear blast at a similar blast blasts hint at a similar pause so one stop pause around 19 so one stop doing nuclear please let's doing the nuclear please let's not let's just leave alone that let thing. i don't let it do its thing. i don't want to hear i don't know about this stuff. what does this mean? graham is just spinning in the wrong does not wrong way. the cord does not mean planet's going go mean the planet's going to go all the place. no, it does all over the place. no, it does it every ten years. oh, does it? yeah, rational, yeah, there's rational, scientific just scientific explanation and just reading i panicked. reading this, i panicked. i think. i think. and an think. i think. and there's an interesting piece which interesting in the piece which says of four main says the earth is of four main layers, starting an inner layers, starting with an inner at centre enveloped at the planet's centre enveloped by core mantle and by the outer core mantle and crust. again, this is in the crust. but again, this is in the metro. so i might also have to say for ofcom that the world could also just yeah once again with the again with the balance. josh a very balanced flat planet . yeah. could be a flat planet. yeah. we don't to rule out we're going to move on to daily going to move on to the daily star apparently celibacy is on

the graham are you familiar the rise graham are you familiar with this concept celibacy yes i'm very familiar with apparently google trends data shows a 90% increase in searches for the celibacy in the uk over the last month. i thought you fact find that is now taken over to such an extent that people are now googling transparency , are now googling transparency, celibacy , intimacy is now a celibacy, intimacy is now a fetish. yeah exactly . i mean, fetish. yeah exactly. i mean, it's like it's surely something you don't need to google. surely it's just something that just naturally occurs . you would naturally occurs. you would think, just have any thoughts ? think, just have any thoughts? celibacy. oh, i just like celibacy. oh, well, i just like how the star had to define how the daily star had to define it. celibacy which means voluntarily having sex. so voluntarily not having sex. so how do you think your how thick do you think your readership . it's same readership. well, it's the same stuff. i mean. people stuff. i mean. oh, people are clever read daily star, clever who read the daily star, a fun newspaper . right? a witty, fun newspaper. right? okay, he says, ordering day dinner line here. this has fewer or no sexual partners , lower or no sexual partners, lower chances of developing sexually infections, unwanted pregnancies and emotional stress . this is

and emotional stress. this is like you're you get from your parents. exactly and people don't know this like it and then it celibacy can also allow some people to focus on personal growth are other aspects of their lives such as their that's what i'm doing now i've decided well we've got to move on now. i've got it all for tonight's show. before we go, let's quickly a quickly have another at a rundown thursdays pages with rundown of thursdays pages with the mail running. with the daily mail running. with that, finally, the west unites defend freedom. that's a story about ukraine. the guardian has rob faces at least two dozen complaints and bullying . the complaints and bullying. the telegraph has a baffling brexit plan undermines the uk says may's chief and the sun off with his ted andrew gets booted out of the palace and .tory bears go to the times. a laughing gas band to tackle bad behaviour and the metro 2 to 3 cops in court a week and then the daily star thrust is to warp drive. nasser is planning to go to mars. that's it for the evening. thank you to my brilliant guests,

graeme lenihan and josh harry. headune graeme lenihan and josh harry. headline is back tomorrow at 11:00 with scott chaparro and leo kearse .

the west unites behind britain in sending tanks to ukraine, as russia warns of a new level of confrontation . good morning. confrontation. good morning. it's 6:00 on thursday, the 26th of january. this is breakfast on gb news with andrew pierce and ellie costello. here's what's leading the news this morning . leading the news this morning. western countries united behind the uk last night as germany and the uk last night as germany and the us now agreed to send dozens of tanks to ukraine. and in a late night address, the

ukrainian president zelenskyy called