good evening in a moment. it's headliners on gb news. but first, let's bring you up to with the latest headlines and the top story tonight , the the top story tonight, the former chancellor nadhim zahawi . given hmrc approval to release files relating to his affairs to the independent investigator. it follows chief executive of the hmrc, jim telling employees there are no penalties for innocent errors after being questioned by the public accounts committee. the tory party zahawi is facing calls to resign after it emerged he paid a penalty to hmrc whilst he was chancellor. the prime minister says there were no relating to

him when . he appointed him to him when. he appointed him to his current cabinet because nadhim zahawi put a statement into the public domain and there was other reporting. there are questions to answer and that's why i asked the independent adviser to conduct an investigation to fully establish facts and provide advice to about nadhim zahawi compliance of the ministerial code . well, of the ministerial code. well, the current chancellor is warning a disciplined approach to public finances from the government is the way to get inflation under control. at a cabinet day, as they call it, jeremy hunt with the prime minister said. tough decisions made in the autumn have helped pave the way to reduce debt. he's facing from some tory mps cut taxes though in his march budget, he told ministers helping more people back into work was one of the most important steps . economic growth important steps. economic growth . it's a national news and at least 11 people have lost their lives in russian missile strikes in ukraine a day after the us and germany pledged to supply

the country with tanks and infantry fighting . more than ten infantry fighting. more than ten were wounded in the attacks were covering the regions from around the capital and across the western part of the country . western part of the country. germany's defence minister. he expects the first leopard 2 tanks to arrive in ukraine by the end of march , as will the the end of march, as will the uk's challenge to tanks. russia has responded with the kremlin, saying the delivery of military hardware amounted to direct involvement in the conflict by the west . as you've been hearing the west. as you've been hearing throughout the day here on gb news, scotland's first minister has confirmed a person convicted rape will not be sent to all female prison . earlier this female prison. earlier this week, isla bryson , formerly week, isla bryson, formerly known as adam graham , was found known as adam graham, was found guilty of raping two women before choosing to change identity. his gender identity thatis identity. his gender identity that is too female. at first minister's questions today , minister's questions today, nicholas sturgeon stressed that had addressed the row and

whether or not bryson should be held at a females only cornton vale prison was now being discussed. she also confirmed a risk assessment was being carried out by the scottish pfisons carried out by the scottish prisons service . and lastly, his prisons service. and lastly, his majesty, the has been given a warm welcome during his first visit to the new africa centre in south london . his majesty in south london. his majesty spoke to staff and visitors and heard how the centre provides a home away from home for africans living in the uk. home away from home for africans living in the uk . the new living in the uk. the new building is a 1960s former office block that's been transformed into a community hub for african culture art and heritage . that's it . have to heritage. that's it. have to date on tv, online and dab radio. this is gb news people's channel. well, now it's time for headunes. headlines. hello, i'm andrew doyle and welcome to headliners, your

first look at friday's newspaper . joining me tonight are two of the uk's biggest comedians by surface area the very tall it's leo kearse and scott chaparro. but first we can have a look at friday's front pages. we're going to start with the daily mail, which runs with hunt. time to stop talking britain down. easier said than . done. of easier said than. done. of course, in the current climate . course, in the current climate. we're going move on to the we're going to move on to the telegraph now, which has sturgeon trans law in disarray after rapist climbdown . now it after rapist climbdown. now it seems the snp agree that male sex offenders should be in men's . fancy that fridays i. has zahawi hands tax returns as tories urge him to go now . more tories urge him to go now. more on the beleaguered ex chancellor there and friday's guardian. a slap the face anger at u over windrush. the government decided to drop reform commitments made after the windrush scandal at the home office and the front of friday's mirror now has roared. we are failing pun on the song there even rod stewart thinks

it's there even rod stewart thinks wsfime there even rod stewart thinks it's time to ditch the tories. friday's express has missed hunt. can we please start talking? britain up? and finally, friday's daily is running with unsettling news from boffins at oxford university. we were all it's another catastrophe rising story abouti another catastrophe rising story about i and those your front pages let's have a look it's . pages let's have a look it's. i'm going kick things off with the front page of friday's telegraph leo what have they got. so they're headline is sturgeon trends law in disarray after rapist claim down. as always, a on the roof that's that's a musical going see this is basically the snp had this agenda reform bill they passed through through parliament and this it much easier for people to transition so you could just see that you're a gender and then you're just not gender you don't to convince a panel don't have to convince a panel of medical experts or anything like and said well like that. and people said well , it easier for , this will make it easier for sexual predators, men to abuse the system. they can get access to women's space, women's

prisons, and they'll also get a new identity which will hide the crimes. they'll have name. crimes. they'll have a new name. so anybody, know, googling so anybody, you know, googling the the crimes be the name, the crimes will be committed previous committed under the previous name, name and. they name, the male name and. they simply is this simply said, oh, this is this will happen. a will never happen. you're a transphobic bigot, a and a far right extremist. the next day and a trans. it turns and the next a trans. it turns out there's a there's a man who transitioned is being convicted of been found guilty of raping two women when he was still a man while it was going through the court and being convicted, he transition and wilson was held on remand in a women's prison which is you know, there's obvious safety . i mean, there's obvious safety. i mean, i've not seen men at risk from him either. but i mean , know, him either. but i mean, know, women definitely are. yeah. so i mean, this is a really interesting one, it? interesting one, isn't it? because the reason why because part of the reason why some actually where the some things actually where the s&p backed down is think s&p have backed down is i think because this because of so much fuss, this particular case that public outrage, but outrage, public outrage, but also of the look a look also because of the look a look at the guy. mean, he looks at the guy. i mean, he looks like a psychopath and is well, we don't what his emotional we don't know what his emotional or he's known

or intellectual, but he's known that well, we do. that he's a rapist. well, we do. twice over and we know that since he was four four wanted since he was four four he wanted to a lady . that's what he to be a lady. that's what he says now . and he's only he might says now. and he's only he might be capable lying. you know, i don't know . i don't know him. don't know. i don't know him. right. the wife who right. the ex wife who presumably knows him quite well, is well, they're is lying. well, they're divorced, didn't out. divorced, so it didn't work out. she's actually maybe having a go. be a too. go. she might be a liar, too. i just think that with actual percentage we should be concerned with is that. you know, trans people prison are know, trans people in prison are like be like times more likely to be raped person is to raped than this person is to raped than this person is to rape somebody else. and i agree he shouldn't in a female he shouldn't be in a female prison. he should in male prison. he should be in male prison. he should be in male prison. yeah obviously, it's ridiculous. but need to look ridiculous. but we need to look at the protection people who at the protection of people who are if at the protection of people who arwe if at the protection of people who arwe do if at the protection of people who arwe do that if at the protection of people who arwe do that anyway. if at the protection of people who arwe do that anyway. there if at the protection of people who arwe do that anyway. there were it we do that anyway. there were all of classification of all sorts of classification of prisoners who are vulnerable, you gay are you know, instance, gay men are more be and yet the more likely to be and yet the numbers incomplete numbers are incomplete to increase. mean increase. but that doesn't mean that we move into a no, no, no. i just think that what people are with is is are concerned with is this is the safety prisoners in jail, the safety of prisoners in jail, in prison. this guy, person in prison. this guy, this person . they to be moved of a . they need to be moved of a

women's prison, obviously. yeah. and case needs to be looked and this case needs to be looked at. hate to think that at. but i hate to think that this only thing this is just the only thing we're concerned with. safety in prison. also, it matter prison. but also, does it matter this genuinely from this individual genuinely from gender i don't gender dysphoria or not? i don't care. this is a man who raped women shouldn't be in women and shouldn't be in women's i think as women's prison. i think it's as simple even if he simple as that. even if he believes himself woman, i believes himself to be woman, i don't the state should don't think the state should care that. yeah, prison care about that. yeah, prison is supposed punishment as supposed to be a punishment as much supposed to much as is supposed to rehabilitate and the rehabilitate you and the provisions. he said. oh, provisions. and he said. oh, we're going to make provisions in the women's prison. in the in the women's prison. he's to held in the he's going to be held in the special unit. and he's going to have, own special have, you know, his own special look paying this. look who's paying for all this. obviously, is obviously, the taxpayer is paying obviously, the taxpayer is paying this. i don't paying for all this. i don't know. a taxpayer, i think know. as a taxpayer, i think chuck him in wherever it took. and i'm talking about in a man's prison per man's going prison per and a man's going to get arrested for this. am i going get arrested? going to going to get arrested? going to going to get arrested? going to go to chuck her go back to scotland to chuck her a man's prison? why don't we why don't we just let's don't we just know? let's just call it's a man. call it what it is. it's a man. you call him him. is this going to be the point at which the media referring to things media stop referring to things like her penis? is it the point

at which the bbc all those at which the bbc and all those news keep going on about news outlets keep going on about the rapist? she this. the this rapist? she did this. i hope never say her penis hope you never say her penis again. the again. actually, this is the point. we're to stop doing point. we're going to stop doing that. but also i think that what people are confused about they're i they're also bit intrigued by i think bizarre, salacious think this bizarre, salacious involved guy okay and involved this guy okay and i think that's a problem too. and i we need to reduce it to i think we need to reduce it to what which a lying what it is which a lying criminal trying get way criminal trying to get his way out but if we're talking about harm coming to people harm coming to trans people i mean is doing immense this mean is doing immense harm. this is ideology of is the whole trans ideology of the gender ideology that the snp, leftist trying to snp, another leftist trying to push through, is doing immense harm to trans people. it's really turning opinion really turning public opinion against them. we can see an opinion percentage , opinion polls, the percentage, the general population who support trans rights is actually declining is which is incredible because trans people have never claimed that they are not the biological sex in which they born. they that otherwise born. they have that otherwise they wouldn't be trans. right, right. this trans women right. so this of trans women are is a nonsense. it's are women is a nonsense. it's not true. well, it is a nonsense and of trans people feel and a lot of trans people feel it was an established by trans

people that the trans is actually identifier the actually an identifier for the mainstream make mainstream culture to make themselves who themselves feel better about who they're to exactly. they're talking to exactly. i mean, have never mean, these people have never transitioned minds transitioned in their own minds that person who is now that that person who is now identified as a female. not this person, but a person has always identified as a female. not this persofemale. person has always identified as a female. not this persofemale. the.on has always identified as a female. not this persofemale. the transition nays identified as a female. not this persofemale. the transition is/s been female. the transition is what witnessing. that's what you're witnessing. that's what you're witnessing. that's what dysphoria means. that's the point . they're not transition. point. they're not transition. they've always been female. they're not transitioning. you're testes you're saying they're testes because that makes you feel better? what i'm saying is that. no, saying is that no, no. what i'm saying is that we run certain in we have run certain things in society along classification of biological sex. and in those cases, you genuinely cases, even if you do genuinely suffer dysphoria and suffer from gender dysphoria and feel a woman when feel like you're a woman when you're entertaining you're not, we be entertaining that yeah but come on, that in those. yeah but come on, if somebody made a lot of effort like blair way, for example, you knew we'd blair wait to knew we'd seen blair wait to male not? because it male prison. why not? because it hasn't done it committed any crime. from crime. and she's from this country? yeah somebody, you know, somebody . somebody like know, somebody. somebody like blair way, i think. know, blair way, i think. you know, it's somebody is there for. it's somebody who is there for. and no way you could and there's no way you could send like that. i mean, i don't like this. i think we have to run according

run prisons according to biological as said, biological sex. and as said, have make special provisions for particularly vulnerable person i think that scotland think said that in scotland there where the there are prisons where the genes are mixed. yeah and that's scary is scary. we can't scary too. it is scary. we can't just system there where just have a system there where it's leo find them it's like, does leo find them hot. and is does then hot. yeah. and if is does then they get the well because it's such a grey area but with my system is solved. okay. we're going to front going to move on to the front page mirror. scott i'm page of the mirror. scott i'm terrified of leo system on the mirror . he terrified of leo system on the mirror. he says we're we are failing a play on the song obviously. but rod stewart's very disappointed in the way england's turned he doesn't like he just doesn't like it he prays for us for winning. yeah. and then since then mess he then since then been a mess he never praised rishi i don't know what relationship is like. what the relationship is like. he's not written a song about him, he's not toured as him, he's not toured with him as his act. i think he's his opening act. i think he's i think he thinks that the tories should hand the government over to give to labour that then give it a try he's on the side of the nurses. you go nurses. he uses a lot. it's interesting what he saying help nurses. i'm saying he needs help nurses. i'm sure private health sure he's got private health care he's you of the care though he's you of the scottish cool

scottish they say that's cool but you know think but it's weird you know think what he's actually concerned with is the of the uk with is the future of the uk which all concerned. yeah. which we're all concerned. yeah. but he's not listen but he's not saying listen everyone vote the out everyone vote the tories out next he's saying next election. he's saying tories go . yeah you tories you should go. yeah you should . keir starmer should voluntarily. keir starmer yeah. see if that's going yeah. let's see if that's going to happen. the thing is though in a way i think he finds rishi sunak powerless and weak sunak so powerless and so weak that doesn't think that it that he doesn't think that it would difficult him. he would be difficult for him. he thinks prefer to do thinks that he'd prefer to do that. mean, is that. i mean, this is interesting. i well, just interesting. i think. well, just experientially if i'm the tories i all the voters i talk to all the tory voters i've spoken for, the one you're married loads of tory people married to, loads of tory people don't think it's don't really they think it's about that labour came about time that labour came in just things up a bit, just to shake things up a bit, right. yeah. i mean, i think as a a conservative voter a as a conservative voter myself, liberal myself, as a liberal conservative voter , mean there's conservative voter, mean there's no we've been voting tory and we haven't got a tory. we've got this sort of wishy washy , you this sort of wishy washy, you know, labour globalist know, new labour globalist government that's doing all the things vote tory to things that you vote tory to avoid. and i think conservatives don't win elections or they don't win elections or they don't labour win elections, conservatives lose them . and i

conservatives lose them. and i think, yeah, there's nothing in the party at the moment the tory party at the moment invigorate together and invigorate people together and there's argument for letting there's an argument for letting there's an argument for letting the party settle reset the party settle and reset itself what its itself and find out what its actual without scandal actual issues without scandal surrounding time . surrounding it all the time. isn't the case that it's isn't it just the case that it's good party, every now good for every party, every now and to be in power all and then not to be in power all the time? you know because they because they get lazy and they forget what their values forget about what their values are it's like when my are and. it's like when my parents off in mexico parents dropped me off in mexico for they do that? for two years. did they do that? yeah beach in puerto yeah on a beach in puerto vallarta? recovered quite vallarta? and i recovered quite well, was a reset for the well, and it was a reset for the family when came back, it all family when i came back, it all felt fresh and new. you turned out fine. you got no issues there at all. we're going to move now to the cover move on now to the front cover of the daily mail. leo, are of the daily mail. leo, what are the mail with them? friday? well, stewart, this well, after rod stewart, this is so says time to so jeremy hunt says it's time to stop britain down. so stop talking britain down. so says we need to talk britain up instead. he's dealing instead. i mean, he's dealing in bafic instead. i mean, he's dealing in basic movement here, but he's warning country for warning the country brace for a tough and really tax tough year and so we really tax cuts we're actually i think the average tax per household average tax take per household is gone up almost £1,000 and we're already so tax we're already paying so much tax . so it's ridiculous. and he's

also a rises and he's also ruling a rises and he's also ruling a rises and he's also ruling a rises and he's also ruling out any any butter on your toast. i mean basically it's all bad news with jeremy hunt and some tories have hunt and some some tories have told him to ditch gloom and go for growth . sir iain duncan for growth. sir iain duncan smith has said . unless we lower smith has said. unless we lower the burden of costs and people, then we won't get decent or sustainable growth. and this is absolutely true. that sustainable growth. and this is absolutely true. so tha sustainable growth. and this is absolutely truethat'sia sustainable growth. and this is absolutely truethat's being taken per household that's being taken people's wallets that's that's that fuel people go out and spend and they spend a lot more wisely than the government the government's is government's terrible is spending idea was spending liz truss his idea was about growth yeah yeah that about growth yeah yeah yeah that didn't work out today. so if you have any on this i mean have any thoughts on this i mean it smack of desperation it does smack of desperation doesn't just be doesn't it. let's let's just be optimistic to anybody optimistic see is to anybody like hunt he has such like jeremy hunt he has such a terrible reputation i think he drags it back into the in the cabinet. he looking behind over his shoulder all the time. yeah i he's really i think he i think he's really i think he feels like target he's just feels like a target he's just trying to get sympathy or empathy or somebody on his side. well bit sorry him. well i feel a bit sorry for him. why i think because he

why i know. i think because he is universally and is so universally despised and i don't his health minister, don't know his health minister, he was actually awful during the pandemic. pandemic terrible. pandemic. pandemic was terrible. yeah just time pandemic. pandemic was terrible. ye have just time pandemic. pandemic was terrible. ye have a just time pandemic. pandemic was terrible. ye have a look just time pandemic. pandemic was terrible. ye have a look at. ust time pandemic. pandemic was terrible. ye have a look at. the time to have a look at. the guardian's front page. scott what going with? well what are they going with? well a slap anger u turn slap in the face, anger u turn over windrush . a lot of a lot of over windrush. a lot of a lot of tories are really, really angry because. apparently suella braverman confirmed she's braverman has confirmed she's not going implement two key not going to implement two key changes would have changes that would have independent scrutiny of immigration policies. know, immigration policies. you know, the scandal was looked the windrush scandal was looked at 30 recommendations at and then 30 recommendations were made by after inquiry was handled by wendy williams . and handled by wendy williams. and we should clarify, i mean the home office, it was a huge mess up . it was, you know, up. it was, you know, effectively all these people have every right to be here was be told that they were illegal immigrants and they absolutely weren't. some weren't. some of them, but some them with their them hadn't dealt with their paperwork them hadn't dealt with their pape lifespan. and of course, their lifespan. and of course, they came they weren't immigrants who came here right and some here as children. right and some were sent back with a fear of murdered some were murdered murdered and some were murdered when went back, because the when they went back, because the people ran whatever people who ran whatever gangsters country gangsters were in that country know would know who they were. why would they implement some

they not want to implement some kind well are kind of reforms? well are apparently 27 of the reforms that wendy williams suggested in her in her examination what had happened? yeah. are going to be implemented. but three key reforms aren't things that priti patel had confirmed would be and they're mostly about independent scrutiny over the way it's being handled. i mean, what was interesting about when that scandal broke there, when the windrush scandal broke, i mean, both sides of the political aisle united of is aisle united of this is absolutely outrageous you can't treat way with these treat people that way with these people are invited to , come people who are invited to, come to country, work the to the country, work for the country, suddenly country, and then suddenly treated horrendous . do treated in this horrendous. do you think, though, that those mistakes it harder to mistakes have made it harder to deal with problems of migration today ? absolutely. mean, today? yeah, absolutely. i mean, this classic example. the this is a classic example. the conservative completely conservative party completely the ball. people in the uk the ball. so people in the uk worried about high levels of worried about the high levels of migration, you know, hitting, you know, million or close to a million over the last few years. and you know, that's because of terrorism, grooming, gangs, culture clashes and things like

that. government deport that. so the government deport people of our best loved people from of our best loved migrant communities to the caribbean, the windrush windrush communities . and they're not communities. and they're not even deporting people who are here illegally. it's a complete by the government. yeah and now they're targeting students of course overseas students . yeah. course overseas students. yeah. they're trying to squeeze them out as though they're the problem. sort of educated. well they lot of weed. they do smoke a lot of weed. there are a of universities there are a lot of universities that are set up sort of, that are set up as a sort of, you know, a way to for people to cheat way and the cheat the way and the universities depend on universities really depend on those students for like those overseas students for like three times much. three times as much. yeah domestic do, too. domestic coke dealers do, too. yeah that's the yeah anyway, right that's the that's the front of the papers . that's the front of the papers. but after the break, we're going to front to be going behind the front pages. be talking pages. i'm going to be talking about the surprising mind set of tories and the surprising use of loyalty honestly, loyalty cards. honestly, it is actually quite 70 minutes .

welcome back to headline as your first look at friday's newspapers. i'm andrew doyle he's leo kearse . and that one he's leo kearse. and that one over there is scott chaparro . so over there is scott chaparro. so let's kick off with worrying signs for the conservatives in friday's mail. leo, was this. yes there's more electoral doom for tories forecast as a major new poll finds that middle aged people more like their children than their parents on issues like lgbt , brexit, britishness , like lgbt, brexit, britishness, that means public services and the cost of living crisis. so we tend think that people get more conservative as they get older and the tories rely on the tories , which are pretty , you tories, which are pretty, you know, when they're, when they're young and idealistic and stupid and don't have any money, they're for all communism and all the rest in. i mean, the trouble we've got, we've now trouble is we've got, we've now got generation of people, you got a generation of people, you know myself middle people who can't home. it's can't afford to buy a home. it's about think, yes, we don't about that think, yes, we don't have a stake. so this is

interesting. really that interesting. so really that idea that more as they get that people get more as they get older to be up with older and has to be tied up with prosperity. right. yeah. if prosperity. right. yeah. so if people going richer. people are going to get richer. yeah well, you've got stuff to protect and conserve you protect and conserve then you come conservatives second china the agreement public the agreement the public has with is will with the government is we will give we'll give give up our rights. we'll give up free press, we'll give up up the free press, we'll give up a judicial system. if you provide for the middle class lifestyle same here, lifestyle and the same as here, it's mean, i think it's true. i mean, i think people willing give their people are willing to give their morals values and join morals and their values and join the tory party if they're assured a comfortable retirement. that's assured retirement. that's not assured anymore. what anymore. that's sinister. what do you're do you then do because you're still supporter? yeah, still tory supporter? yeah, yeah, i'm doing yeah, yeah. no, i'm i'm doing all but but the, i all right. but but but the, i mean, i don't think the tories are really tories anymore. i'd vote for you know a reaganite, you know, a low tax, high growth conserver of not, not whatever the is basically the labour party with a different person but i mean i think if there's a reset know if labour get in for a while and, and by the way these stories that are saying they labour should in they think labour should get in for there won't be for a while there won't be saying labour are saying that when labour are actually in. yeah. things not be

there's labour there's only one labour party member to head the party member i want to head the party though. and who's that. david miliband. a blast though. and who's that. david milibthe. a blast though. and who's that. david milibthe past. a blast though. and who's that. david milibthe past. god, a blast though. and who's that. david milibthe past. god, i a blast though. and who's that. david milibthe past. god, i loveast though. and who's that. david milibthe past. god, i love it. from the past. god, i love it. starmer all the way i'm afraid i think britain's going think i think britain's going see going to go same way see is going to go the same way as italy and sweden there's going be a surprise surge going to be a surprise surge a from dubbed the far from what's dubbed the far right party actually they're party but is actually they're not right they're not really far right they're just the conservatives from 20 years we shall years ago the greens we shall find anyway we're going to move on on anti on now to this one on anti terror fridays time scott what is empty i always get the stories anyway stories about schoolboys anyway look research and boys look i do my research and boys are easily swayed that's what my experience at least. but they are they're easily radicalised as turns . there was as it turns. there was a research study about the prevent program, which is a program people call, you know, that the schools and public institutions used to prevent terrorism and there's been more prevent reports about terrorist activity amongst young males in school than any other group. why is that surprising? i mean, terrorists are almost always do

you know, i've been well, i've done a lot of police benefits and i've been driven home by police late at night. and one of the things they've mentioned is you'd shocked find out how you'd be shocked to find out how many young boys in school are easily radicalised because they've got nothing else to do but they that's a school. but they don't. that's a school. there's programs for them there's no programs for them anymore, london. anymore, especially in london. there's but there's nowhere for to go. but isn't also the issue that isn't there also the issue that i teachers best placed i think teachers are best placed to determine what are to sort of determine what are the of someone being the signs of someone being radicalised says radicalised mean here? it says that one missed heard. that one teacher missed heard. yes, arm for arm . yes, the word arm for an arm. what would you do if you have money. give it to i give it money. i'd give it to i give it to the i give them arms to the poon to the i give them arms to the poor. and he thought they were saying, arms. so then he saying, i give arms. so then he reports anti—terror reports this anti—terror hotline. i think i've got the next bin laden is misused next osama bin laden is misused a lot. lot. these kids are a lot. a lot. these kids are because can't laid. the because they can't get laid. the article says that article actually says that then they're to not sex they're reacting to not sex young men who like never young men who feel like never have sex anyway. so this is going to blow themselves up. well, no, but that's the other thing will often thing is, boys, that will often say things, try and say shocking things, try and push the boundaries. and they push the boundaries. and if they

go teacher. so go that there's a teacher. so looking for telltale, they looking out for telltale, they might those ties might give them those ties because it's because they might think it's funny. yeah. and it seems, you know, those meeting the five, the using this as the teachers are using this as a as opportunity to get rid of as an opportunity to get rid of kids. don't. so, know, kids. they don't. so, you know, there's like reporter is there's a like reporter is a terrorist and the statistics are interesting see right interesting so you see far right people up for 42% of cases people make up for 42% of cases they do is muslim i write that yeah islamist radicalisation only 19. be only makes up 19. it'd be interesting many interesting to know how many actually go on do a suicide actually go to on do a suicide bombing at maternity hospital bombing at a maternity hospital . exploitative and . they've been exploitative and i a school i interviewed chaplain, a school chaplain who reported to chaplain who was reported to prevent because gave talk prevent because gave a talk about how be able to about how you should be able to challenge lgbtq a plus ideology they that made him they said that made him a terrorist . i reported the whole terrorist. i reported the whole production funny go from production of funny go from broadway want broadway to prevent i don't want him there's only one him in the uk there's only one family far concerned . family as far as i'm concerned. one one. okay well, one and only one. okay well, that's a good one. a clip for the internet. we're going to move on it now. more terror in friday's telegraph in this case, the terror in the offices of facebook when they decide to allow trump back . yeah so

allow donald trump back. yeah so matter the ones facebook instagram is going to let donald trump back on and this follows elon musk has allowed donald trump back on twitter. i don't think he's actually posting on any of these untruths. so he's only because politics, you know, he's one truth social with him and about 100 other people and but know, he's on and but you know, he's back on and this has been been hailed as this has been been hailed as this a victory for free speech. yeah some of fact these yeah some of the fact that these unelected unaccountable oligarchs our in silicon oligarchs control our in silicon valley have decided donald trump should be allowed to speak for a short time until they decide he's not allowed to speak anymore. nick clegg. nick clegg is the one who has said, oh my goodness, he can because he's now in charge of like censorship on facebook. all of his policy guru. wizard of guru. that's a real wizard of oz. when, you know, think of oz. when, you know, you think of these unaccountable tech overlord and it's nick overlord, and then it's nick clegg. a bit, he's clegg. it's a bit, but he's saying, if misbehave he's saying, but if he misbehave he's off for a year or more . okay off for a year or more. okay i mean, he shouldn't really have been kicked off in the first place. oh, no, it's all sitting president. they left the taliban. they left owen—jones on

there. i mean, this is an absolute they're absolute nonsense. they're training on. everyone training rapists on. everyone can trump. but so can do it except trump. i but so you think it was about you you don't think it was about you think it was a terrible an example of censorship. yeah i mean have friends who mean i think i have friends who who they're liberal say who say they're liberal who say they're on the side of that scottish writer. this issue should mouth should keep your mouth shut. what about the transition what i know about the transition and like, surely not and i'm like, surely you're not you're stand in you're not trying to stand in the for free speech. no. but the way for free speech. no. but should really just shut it's should really just shut up. it's like, yeah like, unbelievable. okay. yeah okay. well, anyway, the next one is from friday times all is from friday times for all those fans there. those big data fans there. scott, research involving scott, this research involving almost tale about almost 300 women tell tale about their telltale purchases regarding their health. apparently, a lot of women who ended up testing positive for ovarian cancer were found buying a painkiller for stomach swelling . okay, about ten months swelling. okay, about ten months before they test positive. so it's just it's a research study done by imperial college london . they decided to look up through tesco other markets when people were purchasing , see if

people were purchasing, see if they could trace what their ill health were. basically, they can predict what's going happen predict what's going to happen these going these people are going to prevent them getting because if you ovarian cancer stages, you get ovarian cancer stages, it a woman's chance to it increases a woman's chance to survive to five years too late . survive to five years too late. every cancer is an early diagnosis. the best way to especially apparently ovarian cancer you can spot symptoms cancer and you can spot symptoms because these because people are buying these stomach acid reflux . but that stomach acid reflux. but that seems to be opposed. it does mean that everyone who's buying these products now, but a large percentage where they were really surprised by what they found yeah. what really surprised by what they found make yeah. what really surprised by what they found make of yeah. what really surprised by what they found make of this’eah. what really surprised by what they found make of this now?a/hat really surprised by what they found make of this now? yeah do you make of this now? yeah mean it's kind of scary that they could it, they could they could see it, you know, months or whatever you know, ten months or whatever before before they're actually diagnosed. yeah. and they suggest, they suggest, you know, should they be flagged it up. i don't know. maybe that would people. maybe that would worry people. i mean, the power big mean, it shows the power big data the other things data against the other things that privacy issue about that it's a privacy issue about this thing, isn't it? but this kind thing, isn't it? but then leads to saving then if it leads to saving people's lives, i think people would it. i we would appreciate it. i think we will women. i think really will women. yeah, i think really it's terrible, terrible. it's such a terrible, terrible. it be that could it used to just be that could detect council at this you know

dogs some dogs can dogs smell a dog some dogs can smell apparently so you know a dog up to you in the park. dog runs up to you in the park. it sniffing and you it starts sniffing and you think, this fun to play think, oh, this is fun to play with time when you know with me. time when you know certain in some certain dogs can do in some ways. they're good at cancer ways. so they're good at cancer dogs. well, move on now to dogs. well, let's move on now to amazing discovery. this in amazing discovery. this is in friday's what's so friday's live. what's this? so an egyptian wrapped in an egyptian mummy wrapped in gold thought be oldest gold is thought to be the oldest ever 4300 years old. for context that's cher and that's older than cher and madonna so this remains of a man. oh so could be mummies in those days are quite aggressive aggressive or find it the bottom of a 50 foot shaft near the pyramids and so yeah they this mummy it's dead old that's pretty much the whole story the whole story. you know, it is impressive . it's pretty impressive. it's pretty exciting. yeah. you've been to the pyramids of giza . excuse me. the pyramids of giza. excuse me. no, i love heavy gay bars in sheffield and. no, i haven't. i've never to egypt. i'd like to go though. i'd love to go to check out this mummy. i only want to go if i can work though i like to those places and working out, i think they've got a sense humour. i think

a sense of humour. i think stand—up really, good. stand—up is really, really good. i'm among the i'm no no not among the pyramids. i know that in the uae they're pretty they're up for. well, gave me their as well, they gave me their bill as well iraq is opening up. well in iraq is opening up. i don't know that is nearby. don't know if that is nearby. yeah, comedy even indoors. yeah, they comedy even indoors. that's all they well we that's all they ask. well we want check these sarcophagi want to check these sarcophagi anyway. now. anyway. we're going to move now. that two in the back. that is part two in the back. but the every country on but after the every country on earth dream jobs, why biscuits make you fat and some unwanted advice , 3 minutes .

welcome back to headline is your first look at friday's newspapers we're going to go straight to friday's time for some advice so advising some unwanted advice so advising friends harm them says this cambridge fa board apology. so he's a moral philosopher at christ college cambridge university and he says that

everyone has a right to self. so you should let people make own mistakes. don't don't give them advice like don't in that advice like don't jump in that shower confessed in water or don't marry that person . they've don't marry that person. they've got their own mistakes got to make their own mistakes and and group and learn from them and group out advice to me. yeah. and he's given advice and we're not even his friends. so he was even seen there. but we when he says really knew, says people have really knew, he says people have the discover they the right to discover who they will a result of their will be as a result of their choices without interference will be as a result of their choic others. )ut interference will be as a result of their choicothers. this1terference will be as a result of their choicothers. this is rference will be as a result of their choicothers. this is classic; will be as a result of their choicothers. this is classic and from others. this is classic and theoretical . i mean, scott, the theoretical. i mean, scott, the thing you know, you you thing is, you know, you you canvass for advice when you're going through certain things in life sometimes right, life and sometimes it's right, sometimes but it's sometimes it's wrong. but it's still self authorship because you ultimately and you you decide ultimately and you emotionally screw emotionally ignored and screw your anyway. there's your own life anyway. so there's no say what no point really just say what you to people they you want to say to people they won't. one listens to anyone won't. no one listens to anyone and ever but you know, i would never tell someone what do never tell someone what to do because too i'm i don't want to take responsibility. take the responsibility. then failing like i would never someone someone to come out someone tell someone to come out of the closet of their parents. i mean, did it once and then i mean, i did it once and then they can disregard advice. yeah, i mean, i did it once and then theythey disregard advice. yeah, i mean, i did it once and then theythey stillegard advice. yeah, i mean, i did it once and then theythey still have advice. yeah, i mean, i did it once and then

theythey still have theire. yeah, but they still have their agents. mean agents. yeah. i mean, i mean i was dating a guy once and i his legs, i should have never done it. yeah, but this show isn't really about all right. but anyway, i'm saying that anyway, what i'm saying is that he stop. he became he he couldn't stop. he became the of hairless guru, and the sort of hairless guru, and he blamed it. really. no he blamed for it. really. no other philosophers that there's no thing free choice , no such thing as free choice, apparently. you know, the scientific models say there is no free choice. everything's unreal everywhere . we're in unreal everywhere. and we're in a completely it's like billiard balls a table . so, yeah, balls and on a table. so, yeah, it is an illusion. it really is an illusion. i mean, yeah, you don't like that. so going to move on to so we're going to move on to friday's mail. friday's mail says. fascinating map, says. it has a fascinating map, but depressing but it seems pretty depressing to me. so well, it's a map that from this group called remit leigh, a map for leigh, they do a map for migrants for migrants who are looking for jobs all the world, telling jobs all over the world, telling people most popular people where the most popular jobs that they're seeking are and and they've found and the most. and they've found out through that. what people actually for a living and actually to do for a living and it is the popular in the it is the popularjob in the world is to become a pilot that's i get though it's a dream of every child to be able to verify saying i watched the tv

show where the planes crash every night on that so that's from the them. from all the planes. yes yes. not just like average other . oh, i thought average other. oh, i thought that the average just was a half. yeah. i don't know. i think that's just i think those are shows about plane crash. it's why i hitchhike. but i think totally yeah totally think totally safe. yeah totally safe. yeah, but yeah. so most people want become pilots. people want to become pilots. the then it breaks the and then and then it breaks up the jobs by countries like some the are some countries, the jobs are unpopular, but 30 most unpopular, but the 30 most popular job in the world is dance or people to be dance or people want to be dancers. i can see that as dancers. oh, i can see that as well. but there's a lot of there's a lot of obese people in there's a lot of obese people in the that's a lot of fat the uk that's a lot of fat dancing. oh can be a fat dancer. yeah obese yeah fat dancing. really obese dance. be a fat gymnast. dance. you can be a fat gymnast. yeah. advert terrible yeah. being advert is terrible to watch that. but a lot of these jobs are actually kind rubbish yeah get that rubbish so pilot yeah get that is you're plane is fun. you're on a plane there's a and stuff but there's a drinks and stuff but there's a drinks and stuff but the second most popular is the second most popularjob is being writer you know, just to being a writer you know, just to the point the week when you're made by i mean made redundant by gpt i mean this to be a this is dude wants to be a writer. people think like writer. most people think like and write so it's always just

pay and write so it's always just pay me, that'll great. the pay me, that'll be great. the most in lebanon most popularjob in lebanon being stand up comic. only being stand up comic. i'm only risking there risking risk. it is right. there we go. have a lot to laugh we go. they have a lot to laugh about or cry. true. we're going to move on now to some pretty groundbreaking stuff from friday's yeah, friday's guardian. now, yeah, this interest. so this is actually interest. so they've a study and they they've done a study and they found teaching found the early years teaching is for kids than found the early years teaching is university for kids than found the early years teaching is university so for kids than found the early years teaching is university so it'sr kids than found the early years teaching is university so it's notis than found the early years teaching is university so it's not it'sian the university so it's not it's not university not going to going to eton and then you know oxbridge or whatever yeah that matters is your primary education the education you get it from the age of four and so early literacy and numeracy skills are important . they found skills are important. they found that one in 40 primary schools in england produce classes lately earn more than their peers. so if you can get your kid into one of these like really good primary schools, they're going to you can save a lot of or you have a young lot of money or you have a young child. thank you. so is this going to affect your when it comes schooling? think. comes to schooling? i think. yeah the the way it yeah i mean the way the way it works the uk, you've got to works in the uk, you've got to sort of move to a house near a good school. it's a lot easier,

isn't it so there's not a postcode but you give the money for schooling estate for the schooling to an estate agent of the school. agent instead of the school. which make which doesn't seem to make any sense me if you're paying for sense to me if you're paying for services you pay people services you pay the people providing you providing the service, you shouldn't scott shouldn't be surprising. scott shouldn't be surprising. scott should it, that you've got to get young in order to have get them young in order to have greater mean all greater prosperity, mean all right. you're right. right. yes, yes, you're right. i want adopt child and them want to adopt a child and them and them in school. young so and get them in school. young so that years they can that in ten years they can support yes because i've had support me. yes because i've had enough. so there people there are women who play next are pregnant women who play next to think to their bellies. they think it improves the intelligence, the child and the life chances of the mean, it's the child. so, i mean, it's about, you know, i talk loudly, my child scottish accent. my child in a scottish accent. i don't know if that's same as mozart, also beautiful in mozart, but also beautiful in its my used to dance its own way. my used to dance with women love with me because women love dancing. the little sounds between and about between divorces and by about the age of five, wanted be the age of five, i wanted to be a so maybe should make a dancer so maybe i should make sure that south africa, the most popular job south africa, popular job in south africa, maybe there's something in this one independent. surely one from the independent. surely up the most up there with some of the most significant scientific all significant scientific of all time. junk food time. yes. apparently junk food makes a study makes you fat. this is a study published, journal published, the journal of

physiology lead author published, the journal of physdr.)gy lead author published, the journal of physdr. kirsten lead author published, the journal of physdr. kirsten browninthhor published, the journal of physdr. kirsten browning of or published, the journal of physdr. kirsten browning of penn was dr. kirsten browning of penn state university. us and state university. the us and these were pretty these doctors were pretty studies because they had to pubush studies because they had to publish something and want to get famous. and it's all about in the us, it's about losing in the us, it's all about losing weight and. she said that you weight and. she said that if you eat biscuits, the biscuits create in your body create this enzyme in your body that brain from telling that stops brain from telling you digest food. and you know you to digest food. and you know , i have an evacuation but they're also biscuits, so they're also biscuits, so they're fattening anyway. they are they're full of fat, but is there is an idea in medicine and in medicine talks about having all the channels . yes. if you all the channels. yes. if you tell your brain that you're going to eat sugar all the time, then the brain is like, oh, we need more of more of this, more. we're not going to let it go. we're not going to let it go. we're not going to let it go. we're not of addictive sugars. the you get the isn't it? because you get the and you get the the crashes and you get the cravings, the of it, cravings, all the rest of it, and it never satisfies really% you want more more, more you want more and more, more your brain tells you only any more of more that more of more of that more that more of them. the thing i keep them. but the thing is i keep heanng them. but the thing is i keep hearing from positive activists that isn't a problem that being isn't a problem anyway. being great. oh anyway. being obese is great. oh yeah. good for you.

yeah. must be good for you. that's what that's what they see and they die from and then the they die from hypertension so this is hypertension and so this is something could something else that this could be something but be an analogy or something but definitely wasn't any sort of accident but this this this accident but this is this this could to new people could lead to a new for people to have disorders too so to have eating disorders too so they develop a drug from they can develop a drug from this tweaks receptors or this that tweaks receptors or whatever so whatever you do feel full. so basically you take drug that basically if you take drug that makes feel you won't makes you feel full, you won't need to you wouldn't need to eat nothing. that's that's a bit of a danger i thought they had drugs in their they drugs like that in their they use for diabetes it makes people feel and they can feel full. yes and also they can do gastro bypass, which is do that gastro bypass, which is just stomach size of just make the stomach size of a small grape, you know , and then small grape, you know, and then you feel full all the time. i imagine that's. very an expensive and quite painful 19505. expensive and quite painful 1950s. people really they do 1950s. and people really they do a lot. people just stop eating biscuits. i biscuits. the trouble is, i mean, biscuits stuff that mean, biscuits and stuff that this is food that we're this is this is food that we're basically kids, men and women and keep people. know, and keep people. but, you know, we run about in the caves and all the rest of we'd never come across that had fat and across a food that had fat and sugar and everything these, sugar and everything in these, you refined carbohydrates. you know, refined carbohydrates. so bodies , we still got the

so our bodies, we still got the caveman body. so they're like, oh, my god, this is amazing. we've got to get this. this is amazing. this is going to get me through period of starvation. through a period of starvation. but have periods of but we never have the periods of starvation. was health? starvation. who was the health? it health expert. the it was a health expert. the other was talking about how other week was talking about how cakes same as cakes in the that's the same as passive smoking. yeah it's it potentially because potentially is dangerous because as say everyone gravitates as you say everyone gravitates towards can't stop. towards it and they can't stop. and you blow that icing sugar and if you blow that icing sugar into yeah. into somebody's lungs. yeah. yeah. to the yeah. any excuse to the monotony. used to work in an monotony. i used to work in an office and a cake every few hours. people about their hours. people lie about their birthdays oh, birthdays just to pretend. oh, i'm of fun. when i'm a bit of fun. well, when i was a teacher used to bring, there person brought there was one person who brought in a whole cake monday morning and everybody's that. and everybody's crazy for that. but out of no, but the child jumped out of no, that didn't happen. have that didn't happen. would have made interesting. but made it more interesting. but everyone plump. yeah. everyone got very plump. yeah. after a months. after a few months. yeah. nothing with having. yeah, nothing wrong with having. yeah, well, willpower well, if to bring back willpower and imagine. okay, and blimey imagine. yeah. okay, we're move now. we're going to move on now. excuse me. this is a story from fridays times, surely evidence against patriarchy. yeah. is against patriarchy. yeah. so is i sticking with the i mean sticking with the with the thing is sugar the the sugar thing so is sugar the sugar is prevented obesity

sugar tax is prevented obesity for 5000 years six girls a year a bit a clunky sentence but a bit of a clunky sentence but not boys so they brought in a tax the government brought in a tax the government brought in a tax sugary and it's working. tax on sugary and it's working. apparently it's starting girls aged ten and 11 from becoming obese. aged ten and 11 from becoming obese . there's still 18% of them obese. there's still 18% of them who are obese . so 62,000 of them who are obese. so 62,000 of them are still obese . and 5000 the are still obese. and 5000 the thought, you know , girls respond thought, you know, girls respond to the health a lot more than boys do, and especially if they attach the sugar product , a attach the sugar product, a sport athlete, then boys go mad and they they just they just but there's a there's a broader issue here about state isn't that this idea that you know the government is trying to regulate the way that people why the way that people eat why not just the people the just give the people the information what is information about what what is healthy not healthy healthy and what is not healthy and individuals to and letting trust individuals to make their own choices because. people are stupid. so you can't i i know people i mean, people are i know people in only pop, in scotland who only fizzy pop, they only cans of choice. you know that the housing the parents are feeding the kids through a bottle fanta or this

dnnk through a bottle fanta or this drink and that that's not the trouble we've got a culture in some places like scotland is a classic example where people put terrible things into their body if it surprised that you saying this now because one of the major issues the is major issues with the snp is that are nanny state. that they are too nanny state. yes, they two for one yes, they did. they two for one pizzas. yeah have bans on minimum pricing on alcohol and this stuff. and this sort of stuff. and surely you would be against that because the because you think that the problem the problem in scotland is that the snp don't trust people enough. yeah. mean basically the yeah. no i mean basically the snp could do to reduce drinking all the these drinks all the all these drinks in scotland water scotland is make the top water nicer. the top water in glasgow tastes and yeah yeah this is one of weird things of those weird things everything's going oh time water in horrible. no in london must be horrible. no it like evian compared to it tastes like evian compared to top water in glasgow. they're supposed on supposed doing the tap water on the cheap. so a conspiracy. it goes right the top. the goes right to the top. the funded iron bru, this yes. funded big iron bru, this yes. this like completely this sounds like completely crazy. there a crazy. in the studio there is a picture i mean thing picture yeah. i mean the thing is, you know, he's right though. people are stupid fat people people are stupid and fat people are and you are particularly dumb. and you have to tell the truth. you have to tell you have to

to tell them. you have to tell them, look, going to kill them, look, it's going to kill you. dnnk them, look, it's going to kill you. drink it. don't need you. don't drink it. don't need it. the shovel and they it. still, the shovel and they know bad. it's such know that it's bad. it's such a burden on the nhs. so what about. when i need help with a facelift in the nhs or i need something tucked or tight or pulled or or pulled or squeezed or pinched or nudged when nudged or about. well when i need that there's a fatty next to in the chocolate bar. i'm to is in the chocolate bar. i'm going to have to kill them with my bare hands. and on that note, that the end this part. that is the end of this part. but coming up, why hard times create, what age create, rugged men, what age should stop leather should stop wearing leather jackets and why a third of brits stink seems .

to welcome back to headline as your first look at friday's newspapers . and seemingly there newspapers. and seemingly there is an upside to hard times we're living through. scott watson apparently there was researchers at a university can pronounce in

amsterdam in the netherlands have found that women more attractive to rugged men like chris ham's worth and jason momoa , during times of momoa, during times of uncertainty , men are attracted uncertainty, men are attracted to soft women with voluptuous women like selena gomez to smooth their lines and shadows and outer facial. smooth their lines and shadows and outer facial . these are not and outer facial. these are not just sort perpetual aesthetic standards . they are. but just sort perpetual aesthetic standards. they are. but i think people feel more by like women feel more comfortable during a time of trouble by men with strict jaw lines , you know, the strict jaw lines, you know, the kind of big rugged faces they feel like they can be protected . they find this out. so they just do kind of study. how does your fetishists we're all we're all to be saved. we all want something in a white horse to walk by and or a camel if you're in the middle east, this boys on just come by all the time when i was and in where they did was there and in where they did the bowl the football the super bowl when the football game america yeah now here game when america yeah now here with them but when they did

with them but when they just did that which was it round up. that game which was it round up. oh the world cup . yeah. in qatar oh the world cup. yeah. in qatar if you're there, those boys just walk by camels and they wink at you and you're the perfect. anyway, is it ? this you and you're the perfect. anyway, is it? this is you and you're the perfect. anyway, is it ? this is not anyway, is it? this is not supen anyway, is it? this is not super. i mean , look at these super. i mean, look at these images that come out. but why? why would be surprising that those are attractive those sort of men are attractive boys? there's boys? because there's the difference. good times , difference. so in good times, women attracted to just women are more attracted to just you you weaker, wimpy men you, you know, weaker, wimpy men because they don't need protection. they're looking for oh, this is a guy who's not going run away. he's not going to run away. he's not going to run away. he's not going bind me with the 19 going to bind me with the 19 children i've got the children that i've got in the cave. to go for the cave. so they want to go for the for the of see the simp type quy- for the of see the simp type guy. but then, you know, at times putin's knocking on the doom times putin's knocking on the door, everybody starving to death, you read death, you if you read the guardian, then you want you want somebody going somebody big and strong is going to save you. well, to in order to save you. well, well might not make and he's not strong. photoshoots strong. does photoshoots where he's yeah he's wrestling bears yeah yeah the compensating the walking point compensating he's actually he's a very small man these weird high man he wears these weird high heels they're actually like you know you get shot at know really you get shot at

least the in these the least the we we're in these the heels are so high he's he's an absolute like david absolute fraud he's like david brent office has tiny brent in the office he has tiny hands. he can't fight back. yeah, thought the whole yeah, but i, i thought the whole point about him is that he's a real and muscular, real manly man and muscular, that see him winning fights. that you see him winning fights. those because vladimir those because he's vladimir putin. beat him in a putin. so going to beat him in a game judo you're game of judo because you're going from a hospital going to leap from a hospital window do you think this window so do you think this story is going to make more inclined to go gym and inclined to go to the gym and sort of beef up the so you sort of beef up the whole so you can to the gym quite a lot. i can go to the gym quite a lot. i go the gym. it doesn't really go to the gym. it doesn't really change your jawline or anything. need you but there's probably change your jawline or anything. nee probablyt there's probably change your jawline or anything. nee probablyt there's that. my change your jawline or anything. nee probablyt there's that. but you probably can get that. but yeah, a lot of women in yeah, i mean, a lot of women in yoga, i think that if a woman place good to do it. yeah place good place to do it. yeah but yoga make you muscular. well the is the problem men these days is because everybody's getting fat produces oestrogen. so you become sort of become basically this sort of feminised fat men are feminised norm. and fat men are basically men and they're basically not men and they're the true self transitioning. and so, yeah, basically should so, yeah, basically men should get the we need get there in the gym and we need a test strewn, addled pub a more test strewn, addled pub that sounds bit gay as you get into leo just on a okay but as

you get your hand off my leg but as you get older, you're going you older . as you get older, you're going you older. the rumours are true as you get older , your hormone as you get older, your hormone levels start kind of flatten out. so the men look like women if you see older couples have been together for like 30 years, you can't tell the gender of either them. really. either one of them. really. yeah. interesting. it's yeah. it's interesting. it's yeah. it's interesting. it's yeah. scottish prisons, yeah. i think scottish prisons, we all mean all need to be in prison. all to do prison. we all need to do a couple of push—ups. i think you're couple squats, you're right a couple of squats, a leg lifts . well, i a couple leg lifts. well, i mean, all doctors, mean, mean, all the doctors, i mean, even you don't want to be even if you don't want to be sort of really or butch or sort of really hench or butch or whatever you want to call it, just a bit of resistance. it's good but do you good for you. but what do you do? do i do? yeah, very, do? what do i do? yeah, very, very i do sometimes play backgammon there's up the quite heavy for there heavy pieces get for you there so know that's, that's a so you know that's, that's a form exercise. yeah. form of exercise. yeah. yeah doesn't guess. doesn't that count i guess. yeah. okay. we're going to yeah. no okay. we're going to take one to another author now then. this is yet more incredibly this is from incredibly news. this is from friday's this is friday's telegraph. leo, this is about jackets. yes. based on their seeing men , when you their seeing the men, when you get a certain you can't get to a certain age, you can't a leather jacket anymore. you

just like, you know, david brent. always up again. brent. and they always up again. david yeah this david brent. yeah so this has been spurred by the fact that brad pitt and, george clooney, who are 59 and 62, i can't believe brad pitt's 59. feel believe brad pitt's 59. i feel slightly older . believe brad pitt's 59. i feel slightly older. he's you know, he's 59. so they turned up to some they're filmed . they're some they're filmed. they're filming a new apple series called wolves. and they were wearing matching leather jackets. and apparently they looked a bit enough. but i think this is man, this is really george clooney. obviously george clooney. he's obviously going terrible going to look terrible in a leather jacket. going to look terrible in a leatherjacket. yeah. going to look terrible in a leather jacket. yeah. you going to look terrible in a leatherjacket. yeah. you know, leather jacket. yeah. you know, he's too much of a smoothie button. leather button. pierce in a leather jacket. know, people jacket. but, you know, people like idol iggy pop, david like billy idol iggy pop, david hasselhoff, always hasselhoff, they're always to look in a leather look amazing in a leather jacket. that's an image apparently back wall of apparently on the back wall of me a leather jacket generated me in a leatherjacket generated by i actually i almost threw up when that i. i when i turned on and that i. i choked my vomit. i thought choked on my vomit. i thought i actually only the leather jacket. no, and jacket. no, you and you shouldn't you should. i've made sure that you can't buy. we've talked local retailers, talked local, local retailers, but i. it was a leather jacket . but i. it was a leatherjacket. it says i've a blazer style old

and tie to the waist leather jacket it's purple label lauren. yeah it suit any of us. it looks , it looks all right and looks blue still, right? oh, my god . blue still, right? oh, my god. it is perfect. ralph lauren. anyone can it? i think it really depends on the leather. i really, really. but why it matter what age where you actually have to wear whatever you want, whatever makes you feel comfortable you know, these are are you going are just fashion are you going to waiting 80 with tiny to be waiting at 80 with tiny short on and everyone's short shorts on and everyone's going have with it. going have to deal with it. well, maybe well, i mean, maybe i'll wear whatever though. there whatever i want though. there are and i look at are in scotland and i look at that. yeah. look like you're going to solve some crimes in the seventies depends on the seventies and. it depends on how and how wear how you walk and how you wear a masculine confidence. well that's thing. but husband are going to resort he he going to resort soon and he he he want me being he really doesn't want me being my speedos as a pack and my pack of speedos as a pack and he doesn't want me he does want to be down the pool and spit on like going to wear this. i'm like i'm going to wear this. i'm to want whatever. you to want whatever. yeah, you stand whatever you to wear. stand by whatever you to wear. yeah right. he's yeah i support your right. he's like you're going be a and like, you're going to be a and speedo. like, won't,

speedo. i'm like, i won't, i won't. it'll be, it'll, it'll be fine. and the kids think so. too old dress and he you old to dress and he says you know you to use it you know know you get to use it you know what is the giblets pop out it isn't so much this rooted in age as is. it's ageism. it's you as it is. it's ageism. it's you know, get older. why know, people get older. why should dress in should they have to dress in what old people wear? what the old people wear? nothing yeah some of nothing sometimes. yeah some of the answers are completely and i think people can really think some old people can really rock really? gruff and rock it really? how gruff and manly you because the think women know they women subliminally know they know wearing another know that you're wearing another animal skins so subliminally they think you've apart and they think you've torn apart and put it on your body. we haven't actually of it that way. actually thought of it that way. yeah, yeah, yeah. okay. but i couldn't do i'm vegetarian right. but i'm not read right. yeah. but i'm not read the yeah, you wear a the jacket. yeah, but you wear a leather shoes. do. so leather shoes. yes, i do. so you're a liar if you wear so. do you're a liar if you wear so. do you think the cowboys are going you're a liar if you wear so. do yo be1ink the cowboys are going you're a liar if you wear so. do yo be fine the cowboys are going you're a liar if you wear so. do yo be fine with owboys are going you're a liar if you wear so. do yo be fine with theirys are going you're a liar if you wear so. do yo be fine with their outside oing to be fine with their outside medicine? i think shoes are made from the bits the cow it sheds naturally. meat. my meat naturally. my meat. my meat taken from animals that died making yeah, i. so making your shoes. yeah, i. so my is it. will consider my meat is it. i will consider moral. boots are made from moral. your boots are made from creatures. if again you're

creatures. oh, if again you're lion veg. okay, we're to move on now to the daily star . lion veg. okay, we're to move on now to the daily star. this one is about a youthful penis. yes there's this guy in the us course in new york named brian johnson , founder of an johnson, founder of an experimental anti ageing program called project blueprint . in his called project blueprint. in his thirties, he sold his company to paypal or somebody for like, you know, 30 million. so he's rich and he's and he's 45 and he wants to look and appear and feel younger. so he takes 25 supplements in the morning . he supplements in the morning. he sleeps a certain amount of hours. so a mask he does a certain exercise program, eat certain exercise program, eat certain foods. he's vegetarian like and that and yet he looks younger than his own age. unlike adam . so he's saying, look, if adam. so he's saying, look, if do this if you you know , put do this if you you know, put about $2 million a year as your own health, you can look young like me. well why don't we all just do that, then i'll just say, i wish someone would have said if you'll give me said earlier, if you'll give me 2 of own money, i'll 2 million of his own money, i'll do yes. the flaw in his

do right. yes. the flaw in his plan, he's got 30 physicians looking medical looking after him 30 medical technicians. this is this is technicians. but this is this is ridiculous. i saw a picture you showed a picture this guy showed me a picture of this guy and does young. looks and he does look young. he looks young. looks weird young. he looks weird in plastic. in some of plastic. he's lying in some of the photos. he looks kind of age. but his body his body age. but his body he his body spent has sick. admittedly amazing how he he's that amazing how he he's got that uncanny like uncanny valley look. looks like a not. yeah, he a version you're not. yeah, he does. looks. yeah, looks does. he looks. yeah, he looks like doing people get like he's doing when people get botox necessarily make like he's doing when people get bot( look necessarily make like he's doing when people get bot( look youngeressarily make like he's doing when people get bot( look younger makes make like he's doing when people get bot( look younger makes youze you look younger makes you different and also these are these are years where could these are years where he could be 45 years be having fun. he's 45 years old. i still be having a great time. instead, he's going to with latest leaves on his face. yeah, out and, yeah, he's going to go out and, you having fun with you know, having fun with strippers not even old in strippers he's not even old in all these and he says he all these 45 and he says he wants 18. you'll see wants like 18, 18. you'll see he's the gums of an 18 year he's got the gums of an 18 year old and apparently he gets a night—time that an 18 night—time erections that an 18 year get. but how does year old might get. but how does he know what a teenage erection is that's i'm worried is like? that's i'm worried about bringing of about he was bringing age of one, been 27 years one, but it's been 27 years since was a teenager. okay since he was a teenager. okay well, is it nobody's. is well, so how is it nobody's. is that good? so he called me and asked and i'd done a lot of

research, he i just think research, but he i just think that these things that he wants all these things that he wants all these things that out of his grasp. then that are out of his grasp. then he's wasting money going after. when you're right, he be in italy like, know, now italy like, you know, skiing now with fun people. this with a bunch of fun people. this is get so rich, is the problem. get so rich, like say, probably bit like you say, probably a bit bored. and he did with all bored. and what he did with all his money and you know, and also afraid mortality in the end, afraid of mortality in the end, he in sun at he can't go out in the sun at what? no, he can't. he's also you know, he just he they price to his house is completely to pay his house is completely blacked this is no blacked out. yeah. so this is no fun. is just just fun. this is just he's just going to be mr. burns. but he has the lungs of a 25 year old. yeah. fact you know. yeah, this why well, you can why great. well, fun. you can the lungs a 25 year that the lungs of a 25 year old that you're that got to grow you're for that yeah got to grow them the way gene therapy is going i mean a few years time you able reconfigure the you will be able reconfigure the dna everything in your dna and everything in your lungs probably. okay, probably. i don't know. okay, well, going end on this well, we're going end on this story. is another story. this is another earth shatteringly discovery shatteringly important discovery . about cats now. . this time it's about cats now. so it's in the guardian obviously because the guardian is solely bought by middle aged women who own cats this is

feline, unsafe and cats do give clues of the is about to fly according to the study they mean fight basically yeah yeah so basically you can tell experts i mean they say experts are just people who look at cats. they reviewed videos of cats they got paid to do this as well. it's not as most people just do this for free. they're calling an social media cats and so yeah. social media x cats and so yeah. so some interactions are playful. so when the cats are laying are proposing whereas some interactions are aggressive and they're going to fight this is arching arching the back retreating every new that already is no new information for the study to determine when cats are to fight. why why would that be necessary scott was point oh i'm wondering why point oh i'm just wondering why this the headline story and was it ever on front page of anything was on the front anything that was on the front page. right. right. the page. oh right. right. the guardian. but that's guardian. oh right. but that's the story that is pun there the story is that is a pun there was no no you said it like it was no no you said it like it was a pun. all right. no, i was just saying just saying it's from a university in slovakia .

from a university in slovakia. does that have any pertinence? i it just seems like one of these non stories that the oh in the doctors a owner herself and she was hanging out with a cat okay but all this money in children's research about when cats i guess have all the things going at research about when cats i guess havtop. the things going at research about when cats i guess havtop. did things going at research about when cats i guess havtop. did yomgs going at research about when cats i guess havtop. did you see joing at research about when cats i guess havtop. did you see don't at research about when cats i guess havtop. did you see don't yout the top. did you see don't you have children instead of just know putting all your time and resources you resources into this, are you going alone. that's the going to die alone. that's the question. that's end question. yeah that's the end of. we're sure. of. we're not sure. unfortunately don't have time. scott, dirty time. scott, the dirty british time. but anyway, we go, let's but anyway, before we go, let's take quick friday's front take a quick at friday's front pages, mail is running pages, the daily mail is running with to talking with hunt time to stop talking britain down. the telegraph has sturgeon trans law in disarray after rapist climbed down friday's i has zarqawi hands over tax returns as tories urge him to go now fridays has a slap in face anger at u turn over windrush and friday's mirror rod stewart. we are failing. he's not happy about the tories express has mr. hunt can we please start talking britain up and finally friday's daily star

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