welcome back to gb news. i'm armstrong in the newsroom police investigating the disappearance of missing mother now believe she fell into the river while while walking her dog nicole i believe vanished lancashire last friday morning . the friday morning. the investigation is focusing on a ten minute window between , ten ten minute window between, ten and 9:20. that's unaccounted for. the 45 year old's phone was found a bench. it was still connected to work teams meeting her dog was nearby sprinting and sally riley confirms officers have conducted an extensive search of the area including the 15 kilometres of water from the river wyre to the sea . our main

river wyre to the sea. our main working hypothesis therefore is that nicola is sadly fallen into the river that there is no third party or criminal involvement, and that this is suspicious but and that this is suspicious but a tragic case of a missing person . this is particular person. this is particular important because speculation shouldn't otherwise can be really distressing for family and for nicola's children . us and for nicola's children. us secretary of state blinken says the discovery of china's spy balloon over american skies would have undermined his planned visit to beijing blinken's trip has been postponed and until circumstances are more suitable for constructive talks, it would have been the first high level meeting between the country's to be held there for . meeting between the country's to be held there for. china maintains it was in fact a civilian airship which had been blown off course . but blinken's blown off course. but blinken's made clear he rejects that claim. violation of our sovereignty . it's a violation of

sovereignty. it's a violation of international law and it was very important that we of course, take actions we did to protect any sensitive to protect our . and to protect any sensitive to protect our. and to make clear to china that. our. and to make clear to china that . again, this is an that. again, this is an unacceptable as as irresponsible action . the first 100 the index action. the first 100 the index of the most valuable companies reached a record high earlier on. it's been driven a drop in the pound against the dollar and by investors betting that the worst of the economic downturn may have passed. the bank , may have passed. the bank, england has indicated it believes global may have peaked with rate rises slowing, too. it's also been supported by an easing of covid restrictions in china . two mysterious neolithic china. two mysterious neolithic monuments are part of a complex known as the of the north have been gifted the nation. the

thorn branch complex near ripon in north yorkshire consists of three human made enclosed earth circles 200 metres in diameter, which may date back to 3500 bc. well construction have donated two of those to historic and the sites will open to the public free charge. the prime minister rishi sunak has welcomed its safeguarding and preservation for the nation to be online and the abbey plus radio. this is gb news now it is over to andrew headliners . headliners. hello i'm andrew doyle and welcome to headline is your first look at saturday's newspapers . joining me tonight newspapers. joining me tonight is a man that starred in mrs. doubtfire , scott chaparro and

doubtfire, scott chaparro and man that i doubt could be killed by. fire leo kearse terrible pun there to begin with . let's have there to begin with. let's have a look at tomorrow's front pages. we're going to start with the daily mail and they are with did nicola into the river going up the dogs ball . that's the up the dogs ball. that's the theory what happened to the theory of what happened to the missing mother nicola bully . missing mother nicola bully. moving on to the daily telegraph. they're running online. set be outlawed online. misogyny set be outlawed the using the new the government using the new onune the government using the new online safety bill to tackle abuse against women. the garda leads with a couple chaos whistleblower sues ministers after sacking this is a whistleblower and said the civil service is politicised and the mirror is running with women staff revolt on clerks . there's staff revolt on clerks. there's a boycott against jeremy clarkson , the celebrity who clarkson, the celebrity who wants to be a millionaire , after wants to be a millionaire, after his infamous column on meghan markle and the times front cover as appeals ban for migrants who reach uk illegally. we're going to be talking about in just one moment and the star crazed seagulls are so last year this is psycho owl holding us hostage

thatis is psycho owl holding us hostage that is the town being terrorised by randy owl and those are your front . terrorised by randy owl and those are your front. i'm going to kick off with saturday's telegraph. leo what are the telegraph. leo what are the telegraph running with us on on this .7 so their main headline is this? so their main headline is the online misogyny is going to be outlawed . but as you've got be outlawed. but as you've got just a few left of being able to brutally misogynistic on the internet, so use it yourself twitter leo fill your boots yeah just take a few days off work and get those nasty tweets . so and get those nasty tweets. so michelle donelan, who's the culture secretary, is understood to believe that online safety bill has the power to stamp out attacks on women on the internet. obviously, women do get a hard on the internet as they do in real life. but the trouble with the online bill, people it it as people are seeing it it as a panacea for all. but it's really vaguely worded it lacks clarity like details over its scope or who's going to pay it and it's going to criminalise pretty much

anything , going to criminalise pretty much anything, you going to criminalise pretty much anything , you know, there's so anything, you know, there's so vaguely worded to put this term legal but harmful, which means could mean anything . well, they could mean anything. well, they have taken the legal but harmful clause out of the right. clause out of the bill. right. but still using the phrase but they still using the phrase every now and then, when it comes discussions around comes to the discussions around the scott, the online safety. but scott, the online safety. but scott, the this how the point about this is that how do define misogyny , do we define misogyny, homophobia, etc. because homophobia, racism, etc. because these words get thrown around an awful lot now by people. yeah and so do we know whether and so how do we know whether they're i tell my they're and how do i tell my act? right. i you've had all of these things all in one in one joke. that's just a real achievement. i don't know. it is strange. i you know, i mean, i often think about my relatives, my mother that i wrote a show about once and i guess that show could be seen as misogynistic. so critical of her so i was quite critical of her in ways. right. i was in many ways. right. i was accused of being misogynistic for who was for joking about may, who was then minister. all then the prime minister. all right. definitely right. that's definitely punching more punching up. she's much more than yeah, yeah. than i am. yeah, yeah, yeah. right. what mean right. so, so that's what i mean is there this vile, is that. yes, there this vile, misogynistic abuse and that's not but surely people

not very nice but surely people who it's directed that could just block that person and move on. that's, what i mean on. i mean that's, what i mean is the users, rather than implementing government censorship or big tech, which is bound exploited and bound to be exploited and abused, not sure why these abused, i'm not sure why these apps websites which just apps and websites which just write codes that can identify words are clearly misogynistic and then warn the user that that if do, then you're in if they do, then you're in you're basically and you're basically in china and you've use , you know, a you've got to use, you know, a white sheet paper to show white sheet of paper to show that you're talking about free speech. you know, people can codhy speech. you know, people can codify and get round it, if only she was communist, then the whole world be a better place. is it definitely communist just because they've managed to harness capitalism to make themselves successful communist doesn't mean that they're not clamping down everybody's clamping down on everybody's rights but just rights there. but i mean, just the idea being to define, the idea of being to define, you know what, is what is being what is abusive . if it's just is abusive. if it's just something makes woman something that makes a woman feel uncomfortable and we've got to we're to be to outlaw, we're going to be here year you mean, here all year, you know, i mean, thermostats , we're going to have thermostats, we're going to have to love paying for dinner. to i love paying for dinner. there's things . we're there's so many things. we're talking to i mean, that's

talking to us. i mean, that's good for some ladies, right good. bad for some ladies, right ? you know, i mean, i think i think, know, i'm totally think, you know, i'm totally positive. babes but positive. i love the babes but sometimes, women just sometimes, you know, women just snap nothing. we'll be snap over nothing. so we'll be spending lot of time, you know, going, yelling, fighting battles for , precisely the for no reason, precisely the kind of chat that would be outlawed new outlawed under the new government, the is going to regret opening pandora's box. yeah, it's going to be an unending stream of complaints . unending stream of complaints. okay. so when you read things like i realise made the like this, i realise made the right with thing. right choice with the gay thing. i think before gets of i think okay. before gets out of control. move on to the control. let's move on to the front of saturday's scott. front cover of saturday's scott. what if they yes appeals ban for migrants who reach the uk illegally reaches and up his game and. he says he's going to ban migrants into the uk completely. he's made that promise when his stop the boats when his five priority goals it would be illegal. yes what do i say migrants migrants no he's definitely saying that if it legal land then they're automatically . that's the goal automatically. that's the goal isn't it. right. yes that's i

thought that's why i'm sorry. so. yes yes. so he's got to he's trying to stop the boat. the more radical proposal are two opfions more radical proposal are two options he's providing , the more options he's providing, the more two radical of the two would be the step of withdrawing the right of illegal arrivals to appeal against the automatic exclusion . the second proposal exclusion. the second proposal under consideration would only allow to lodge appeal allow them to lodge an appeal after they've been deported. what scott? i what do you think about scott? i mean, over 45,000 migrants came to britain last year on small boats, right? that's massive increase on the year before . and increase on the year before. and wherever stand on this wherever you stand on this issue, vote issue, it's obviously not a vote winner government can winner unless the government can get some sort of semblance of control this. and you agree get some sort of semblance of contrthat. this. and you agree get some sort of semblance of contrthat. i this. and you agree get some sort of semblance of contrthat. i this. thei you agree get some sort of semblance of contrthat. i this. the ones agree get some sort of semblance of contrthat. i this. the ones who; with that. i want the ones who good tellers stay good joke tellers to stay out because taking work. yes because they're taking work. yes if albanian, come if they're albanian, they come over nice wine with over and they nice wine with them. i don't know if that's the case. saying if they case. so just saying if they bnng case. so just saying if they bring bring bring something, they bring a gift , us better. gift to, make us feel better. you know, the british like break off. it's come down. me off. it's not come down. me well, a country . yeah, but well, it's a country. yeah, but you know, i just feel, you know, britain is what it has. one of the smallest illegal migrant imports of any country. yeah,

and you're for many reasons. one of which there's a channel. you needed well, it is needed a wall door. well, it is the number nine on the list. isn't difficult? because of isn't this difficult? because of course, all sympathetic to course, we're all sympathetic to people fleeing war. people who have the threat have leave because of the threat their lives are threatened. i think we would all agree we've got great tradition this got a great tradition in this country people in country of bringing people in and refuge well, and giving them refuge. well, albania, going on albania, there's no war going on in. we know that there are in. and we know that there are other going, albania, other things going, albania, that from any that restrict from making any sort a living, although they can they can get jobs. i mean, what we've in this country, we've we've got in this country, we've got coming here got british they're coming here for like lot of people do for work like a lot of people do . again, we've had this . and again, we've had this conversation where i hate conversation here where i hate the idea of a failing the uk the idea of a failing in the uk where they're about go where they're about to go into a recession very soon and they're pointing the finger at 45,000 people saying it's their people and saying it's their fault, we're fault, which is what we're we're not easily noticing. this policy is not solution. it's not even a conversation on the subject. it's just finger pointing . let's it's just finger pointing. let's have this is to stop have your say this is to stop the 45,000 people who are coming here illegally. we take over a million legal migrants. here illegally. we take over a million legal migrants . we took

million legal migrants. we took over a million illegal migrants last you can't say last year. so you can't say britain isn't doing its britain isn't isn't doing its bit britain's this great bit and britain's got this great tradition of actually managing itself and running a country that's stable and as equal rights for the rights of the individual . whereas people come individual. whereas people come from countries that don't have that. and i wish people would put making their own put effort into making their own countries western liberal countries like a western liberal democracy would be better democracy that would be better for is this for everybody. but this is this is just doing what so sensible countries do, like australia and it stops this illegal dangerous migrant crossing lead to death. what do you make of scott's point though, that this is an example scapegoat , that that example of scapegoat, that that people basically saying it's people are basically saying it's their we are in an their fault that we are in an economic nobody's in the i've never i've never had so many credible say well well the economy's not doing great and we're just to this then we're just to do with this then we're just to do with this then we agree. yeah. then why is why why is this such a big deal. was she doing this way. well no there's just about the economy country, more country, countries, more an economy is . but what we seem economy it is. but what we seem like to focus on is the like needs to focus on is the flailing economy this country

and this is another we can maybe we both issues really. we can fix both issues really. well, we're going to solve well, we're not going to solve this ourselves, this tonight ourselves, but we are move on now to are going to move on now to saturday's guardian . and they saturday's guardian. and they are with what leo? so are running with what leo? so the whistle blower who blew the whistle over the fall of kabul and afghanistan is suing the uk government after they were sacked . this is the uk sacked. this is the uk government to sack this whistle , she says in her first interview since she lost her job, she said the government's afghan had afghan withdrawal strategy had been by political been shaped by political concerns . home, ministers concerns. home, with ministers more focussed on media coverage and the political fallout than saving lives. this is saving lives. and this is someone this civil service. someone in this civil service. this civil this is someone in their civil service. that's politics service. i mean, that's politics obviously anything the government and directs its departments to do is to make look good and to give them some sort of political advantage. obviously it was a you know, it totally didn't work with afghanistan. do you think that there some sort of there needs to be some sort of protection for in certain circumstances comes the circumstances when comes to the civil service? again, it does sound if the office sound like as if the office previously know the top apparatchiks, the mandarins ,

apparatchiks, the mandarins, whatever would stand up for the civil for the civil servants . civil for the civil servants. they're much more politicised. they're much more politicised. the appointed by, you know, the prime minister or whoever is in power and then they're working for that politician rather than working for themselves , of working for themselves, of course, what the civil course, is not what the civil servants are meant to be impartial. yeah. and they're clearly at moment. what clearly not at the moment. what do scott? asem do you think, scott? i the asem is happenedin is a mess. what happened in afghanistan way we afghanistan and the way we pulled those teams pulled out both those teams and uk, was terrible and we put uk, it was terrible and we put all these people's lives at risk and there's been lot and i think there's been a lot of we're not even of murder that we're not even heanng of murder that we're not even hearing about that's happened so far. terrible far. absolute it is a terrible situation to move on, situation. going to move on, though, the front a though, to the front cover. a slightly story this slightly lighter story now. this is of today's is the front cover of today's daily . i say light, right? daily star. i say light, right? what do you think of this? well, randy, they've called. there's a randy, they've called. there's a randy cycle. oh, i thought it was , but he's just he is. randy cycle. oh, i thought it was , but he's just he is . and was, but he's just he is. and he's terrorising a terrorising a town , the west midlands, because town, the west midlands, because he can't love . and i think he can't find love. and i think that's why he's he's that's why he's now he's attacking owl. he's attacking the owl. he's attacking the owl. he's attacking lots of residents holding them hostage. he how do they motives , drawing

they know his motives, drawing blood think angst and blood and they think angst and the anger is like know how and guys get angry and. they do someone psychoanalyse this owl and that it's about high and confirm that it's about high libido whether creatures are very romantic. have you ever have you ever raised and now have you ever raised and now have a living in your house. i've never had an owl in my house. i have i've had my house. i have i've had in my barn the sweet you to feed them live closer live mice. it brings you closer , potentially , but they are potentially violent. . they're quite violent. now if. they're quite brutal actually. they're really, really strong. so if you remember the murder of kathleen peterson, the wife of , the peterson, the wife of, the writer, michael peterson , they writer, michael peterson, they made a film out of this called staircase. oh, yes series. yes. now, one of the major theories how died was that owl how she died was that an owl attacked her in the garden. it's actually the most plausible theory do sometimes just theory because do sometimes just identify someone and go for that as a mouse . they should as a mouse. they should have turned few heads. personally, turned a few heads. personally, i can give two hoots. but yeah, this their biggest will a five foot wingspan. they are they're really, really powerful and again they attack at night some people don't see them they don't

they're not aware . oftentimes they're not aware. oftentimes they're not aware. oftentimes they're also they they're they're drunk. also they they're attracted to smell like most animals. so this woman you're speaking about was wearing some sort of cologne or scent. then it was her fault. yeah. okay. but a victim blaming. their little bit section with the most that the front is dealt with. that is the front is dealt with. but after the break, chinese weather balloons , those two talk weather balloons, those two talk footsies . and one of my footsies. and one of my favourite topics maternity leave in a minute .

welcome back to your first look at saturday's new papers with me andrew doyle . i've got my andrew doyle. i've got my transatlantic duo leo kearse and scott chaparro . i'm going to scott chaparro. i'm going to kick off this section with saturday's guardian. i thought everyone loved balloons leo. yeah, a lot of people love balloons, dolphins them

balloons, dolphins like them because stuck the because they get stuck in the little but the us little hole on top. but the us secretary of state has postponed a visit to china after a spy balloon from china flies montana, which is a place it's not a pop star. so canada isn't it? now i'm north north america it's a state is famous. it was a carnage . no canada kind of is a carnage. no canada kind of is a very small population, but canada spotted the balloon as well. right. and this is a surveillance balloon? yeah. so it 60,000 feet. so it's not a to aircraft or anything like that. it's above that is the size of three buses. very big balloon that's going over the globe. balloons are made in china. what's the big deal? i just can't believe they. haven't like they're fly over they're just letting it fly over america. doesn't america. you see, it doesn't matter. into the matter. it does not get into the satellite. couldn't there's not shooting which weak shooting it down which just weak trump this down trump would have shot this down already not even scrambled the military has stood military to trump. it has stood on of trump tower and shot on top of trump tower and shot it down himself. i was firing into i should say, into the sky, i should say, on headune into the sky, i should say, on headline always trying headline is we're always trying to innovative. actually to be innovative. we actually are news program that are the first news program that has producer has an ai producer this is tabitha apogee generated

tabitha apogee says as generated image of what she thinks about this . if we have image of what she thinks about this. if we have a look at this. if we can have a look at the there we there it the image there we go there it has interest. i mean tabitha will be producing some images through the yeah i mean, through the show. yeah i mean, this an old so obviously this is an old so obviously 60,000 feet is an all. yeah but what if you were going to spy on another country like particularly china's technology and that kind of thing? why on earth? would you send the balloon? would be the balloon? what would be the because out of the because putting it out of the headunes headlines and they're saying, you about for you know forget about russia for a while, we're here. we're still big are still at the table. big boys are still at the table. they all this they can get all this information right from satellite. of satellite. they have hundreds of them maps that them in space. google maps that that, or one their that, too, or one of their cousins. a lot chinese people cousins. a lot of chinese people live the photos live sick of the photos and stuff. the same information stuff. you the same information i think that just wanted i think that they just wanted they felt does mean they they felt does this mean though that i mean look we've had lot of examples recently had a lot of examples recently of between of tensions escalating between china and the us. i mean, is this just latest in that? is this just the latest in that? is this just the latest in that? is this one of those stories that high stories look back, high stories will look back, say, was the crux say, yeah, this was the crux before don't think is before war? i don't think is going but is

going to be the crux, but is certainly mean, this just certainly i mean, this is just another these another another one of these incidents like china missiles over taiwan, know, taiwan's over taiwan, you know, taiwan's becoming this this becoming the sort this this hotbed voice. there's been that for decades , this this was key for decades, this this was key thing that china wants to invade and take back, but they can't do it. they're ten away from it. they're ten years away from being militarily, militarily capable and they'll capable of doing it. and they'll never there because. you never get there because. no, you know, china's it's over that know, no. china's it's over that demographic curve where they'll have enough people and big enough economy. okay still a bit of a worry we're going to be of a worry but we're going to be one times one saturday's times now who doesn't a student knows doesn't love a student knows their scott oh right. more their worth scott oh right. more than 99% of affected universities had have given no compensation for the drop in teaching quality during the pandemic. apparently a lot of there's 80,000 students are taking part in mass legal action against universities in the uk seeking refunds . the lack of seeking refunds. the lack of in—person tuition a lot of these kids are this sculptor's kids. it was studying law they needed to get study time in court. yeah they they spent their three years either sitting sitting in

their bedroom watching a powerpoint presentation . my powerpoint presentation. my husband is one of those people, you know, he got his law degree, the pandemic. and it was absolute , utterly terrible. all the pandemic. and it was abs�*things utterly terrible. all the pandemic. and it was abs�*things the rly terrible. all the pandemic. and it was abs�*things the universitye. all the things the university had promised them happened, promised. none of them happened, including you know, job placement and that . and he's placement and all that. and he's not . but that's probably not pursued. but that's probably because i'll end up paying for it. but he earned we're different people. i would have beenin different people. i would have been in line pursuing it definitely for some of the students. mean , people are students. i mean, people are paying students. i mean, people are paying an lot money. paying an awful lot of money. yeah i think this yeah their studies, i think this is a reasonable thing is a very reasonable thing i must the teachers i saw must say to the teachers i saw some lectures over his some of his lectures over his shoulder you the teachers shoulder you know the teachers were defence and some of were quite defence and some of the universities themselves had were quite defence and some of the comersities themselves had were quite defence and some of the come up es themselves had were quite defence and some of the come up withiemselves had were quite defence and some of the come up with any elves had were quite defence and some of the come up with any of es had were quite defence and some of the come up with any of plan|d were quite defence and some of the come up with any of plan to not come up with any of plan to take care of something . this you take care of something. this you think would have something think they would have something in mind but they had nothing. so that first year was actually really leah , what do you make of really leah, what do you make of this? i mean, surely people pay for degree they expect to for a degree and they expect to have tuition face, to face tuition and lectures and. none of those things happen. then surely they've got case. surely they've got a case. oh, absolutely. mean, especially

absolutely. i mean, especially for some the people who are for some of the people who are studying it doesn't matter studying art, it doesn't matter so that's so much because that's a pointless but some the pointless degree. but some the other degrees like caitlin , other degrees like caitlin, she's 25, she's been £27,000 on a cognitive neurosciences degree and she , you know, trying to and she, you know, trying to learn it over , these, you know, learn it over, these, you know, wobbly powerpoint slides where she can't see the buttons . i she can't see the buttons. i mean, imagine her operating on your brain or. whatever cognitive neuroscience person does. have an image for does. tabatha have an image for this sure about if? this? i'm not so sure about if? she did. well, i just saw with the refunds that have been paid so far, total 1.5 million and with the numbers students in the uk equals about 1.2 per student . i think that's an unfair image, by the way, that she's come up with it. and i don't think the kid gets a pound 20 for their education that it worth basically this i mean this is unfair think anyway we're going some going to move on to some economic saturday's economic news saturday's telegraph as telegraph is this as exciting as it leo the footsie it sounds. leo so the footsie 100 which is the leading 100 index, which is the leading share index in the with our biggest chip companies has biggest blue chip companies has hit record high. but hit a record high. but apparently british are still

cheap. if you want to invest in britain. so the month forward price to earnings ratio 10.6. this is getting a bit into this into the nitty gritty but basically 10.6 companies are just valued at ten times or at 11 times the forward, which is around about a third lower than companies that are based outside the uk on stock markets in germany or in an america or whatever. and so you if the uk catches up and the value of the shares realises the value of the companies then you know we could be in for a further big surge. so you know even though we're hitting record levels, there's still some to go. and the still some time to go. and the reason reason is uk reason it's not the reason is uk companies being back companies being held back is because sentiment has because investors sentiment has been hit by by brexit apparently. and you know worries about, you know, the has over the last few years been slightly economically chaotic than normal with liz truss and so supply is terrible you're about to again we're about to go to a economy

determined by the imf in stocks. they were wrong . they said it they were wrong. they said it was going to happen last year and it didn't. we'll see this. the stocks easily spooked and the stocks are cheap because britain's doing well . that's britain's not doing well. that's why. to say i mean, why. well, i hate to say i mean, i here, too. i mean dive i live here, too. i mean dive in. fair enough and move on to the independent and uk athletics on track for fairness. they're going to they're going to they're going to ban trans the uk said the uk athletics is supporting backing a ban on trans women from female i'm not sure don't quite stop because they're going to have an open category but that's for men and anyone else that's like the lgbt will take anybody you know we're desperate for conversation. i'm going nick as well. yeah, you going to nick as well. yeah, you will. because the guy. will. because you're the guy. and going be next and then you're going to be next to got, you know, to a guy who's got, you know, new what going to new boobs. what are we going to do? going mean, do? what's that going to mean, scott? don't this scott? but don't you think this is obviously fair insofar women's sports. if women's sports. yes know if they're against they're competing against someone been through male puberty . there are quite puberty. there are quite significant advantages. if significant advantages. but if a near tie just say i'm doing near tie it's just say i'm doing the a near tie and i'm next

the it's a near tie and i'm next some chick nice ones. the judges are going give it to them are going to give it to them because nice ones, not because they get nice ones, not me, bit more trans. me, they get a bit more trans. i don't think they say they measure very well measure the winner very well hurt. trans hurt. they're out trans advantage say sport i advantage as we say in sport i think about this. think we all know about this. those who compete still those of us who compete still i'm on a swimming and i don't know i don't know what you actually i used to be i used to be about 30 years but be okay about 30 years ago. but i know would you know, i don't know how would you know, compete against? like compete against? i feel like swimming is very it's very brutal in the water. and i don't want you banging away. the chick next i'm swimming. next to me when i'm swimming. well, that. i mean, well, you raised that. i mean, what very famous case what about the very famous case of thomas leah thomas, of leah thomas and leah thomas, the swimmer who of leah thomas and leah thomas, the ranked swimmer who of leah thomas and leah thomas, the ranked somethingimmer who of leah thomas and leah thomas, the ranked something like er who of leah thomas and leah thomas, the ranked something like 5900 was ranked something like 590. yeah shoulders his way here. now all that one time. yeah. well, thomas transitioned and was number one. yeah. what it means improvement. well done to that woman. it just shows women woman. yeah it just shows women are better and better woman. yeah it just shows women are the better and better woman. yeah it just shows women are the b but' and better woman. yeah it just shows women are the b but interestingly, all the time. but interestingly, the legislature in uk and the legislature in the uk and you know, i think we can all agree that transgender women has made women's sport a lot more interesting. but the solution is of uk, the gender act of

of the uk, the gender act of 2004 and the equality act of 2010 say that, you know, people with gender recognition certificates have be treated as female purposes right, female for all purposes right, so, you know, policy loss. yeah so, you know, policy loss. yeah so the countries ought to clarify the equality act that we're talking about. i just thing back the ban they're not saying can do anything saying they can do anything about why is this even a debate. i we i mean seriously like we did we divided into male and divided sports into male and female precisely so that women divided sports into male and femal�*winecisely so that women divided sports into male and femal�*win something�*nat women could win something so many times before somebody should brought that up we signed brought that up before we signed laws these laws. we laws we passed these laws. we need passing laws like need to stop passing laws like they all hate crime bills they all bill hate crime bills all laws are really badly worded and create problems further down the should just all the road. i should just take all the road. i should just take all the axes, at the same the axes, throw them at the same thing. get the thing. let them get like the tonys. mean, tonys tonys. i mean, the tonys separated gender. going separated by gender. we're going to awards to stop that. all awards ceremonies it. it's ceremonies have stopped it. it's just to a for just not fair to make a free for all. yeah, just. and then the men will win everything get a football know, football match going. you know, bollywood, put babes and studs out them kick out there and let them kick other. see happens. other. let's see what happens. okay, idea. okay, well that's scott's idea. i'm survival . i'm not so sure this survival. so who better to talk about this? this one from saturday's guardian than leo kearse? what's

this one? so there's going to be another love passing another law. they love passing laws take maternity laws to take stand maternity protections is going to be passed in the house of commons and if it goes through the lords firms make women firms be able to make women redundant their redundant the moment their pregnancy is disclosed until the child 18 months old and so that's a guess i mean, that's feasible well over two years. so the moment apparently at least 5050 4000 women a year are pushed out of the workforce after becoming pregnant. so. but is that because they. yeah, that's yeah, that's the thing. well, yeah, because because if you if you're pregnant those days you have the workforce pregnant those days you have the worgoing be able to, you not going to be able to, you know, six months, know, for six months, for a yean know, for six months, for a year, you're going year, whatever. you're not going to be able to pick up your work and it even if you're working and do it even if you're working from mean, my is from home. i mean, my wife is going as going through this as well, working company that working for a great company that fully and, you fully supports and, you know, abides law and stuff. but abides by the law and stuff. but she's you know, she's going back to, up to, you know, pick up pick up the work because you you know, you do the work . you have to do the work. pregnancy. they a lot. a lot. pregnancy. they do a lot. a lot. i didn't drug two of her i didn't had a drug two of her films she's lot of films and she's been a lot of women actually it inspires

women say actually it inspires them to aspire to harder after them to aspire to harder after the during the during the you know during the during the you know during the during the birth and the the actual birth and after the birth can't work . birth you can't really work. your baby their place your baby has lost their place in the uk. it has been 2000. but the problem is not long enough. she don't i mean, in 18 months there's nothing the baby can work. a microwave after 18 months so you know it can't look itself. mean and a society itself. so i mean and a society we need more children . so it's we need more children. so it's good the government is good that the government is doing but could it make doing this. but could it make more employers more wary of hiring the first place? hiring women in the first place? well, yeah, i if they well, i might. yeah, i if they think well, if she gets pregnant , you know, that could be her, i'm going to paying two years i'm going to be paying two years for to . home. but what for it to. be at home. but what if you're not? but you say you are wife by being really are to get wife by being really bad, not getting fired. great idea. yeah, yeah, yeah. idea. yeah, well, yeah, yeah. wonder could do. maybe wonder if you could do. maybe i could yeah, could get away with it. yeah, yeah. we're to jump yeah. right. we're going to jump for a pregnant pause now. we've got take now . after got to take a break now. after the going be the bell, we're going to be talking how solve talking about to how solve scott's drive where the dead talking about to how solve scott's should'e where the dead talking about to how solve scott's should babiesa the dead talking about to how solve scott's should babies ands dead talking about to how solve scott's should babies and whyd women should babies and why drugs are good parenting . see

drugs are good parenting. see you in a minute. dead women are hot hot .

welcome back to , headliners. welcome back to, headliners. your first look at saturday's newspaper . we're going to go to newspaper. we're going to go to the times now . most people are a the times now. most people are a fan of gay marriages scott. they are. they want gays off the streets. that's a strategy how dare we be having fun on a wednesday night in a disco, hanging sailors with hanging out with sailors with disco ball over our heads. you prefer it before? yeah. like prefer it before? yeah. i like to feedback. you to have illegal feedback. you are are gay marry. are married, you are gay marry. hi, i'm marriage. i was hi, i'm gay marriage. and i was wrong. . it wrong. it was illegal. it was legal. so much legal. it was. it was so much rocking. when bad. all those rocking. when is bad. all those married my lap now married men crying on my lap now very much like this about it. they us married because they want us married because they sainsburys on a they want us in sainsburys on a sunday chicken fish breasts . sunday chicken or fish breasts. anyway, the church thing is all wishy washy on it. thursday one day they're into it one day and the next day, one day, one day a priest is into it. he's had his

heart. the next day he. he's all mad think they're not mad it. well i think they're not going couple i mean going marry gay couple i mean they're pro—gay marriage. they're quite pro—gay marriage. i know priests through i know so many priests through the gay in who you the gay comedy gay in who you know we're living with their partners on the premises the of this religious associate priest. yeah so what's the what are they lying the priest themselves lying. the point is, like, you know, it's as far as it's about the religion , about the faith, the religion, about the faith, the religion, about the faith, the belief, the marriage at the sacrament between a man and a woman. that guy in canterbury said wanted to unite. i'm not going to take a side. that bearded closet canterbury. i'm not going take a side to not going take a side i want to get it's when we're get along. it's like when we're not as long not getting along, as long as you're this, making you're like this, you're making it this friction. it worse by all this friction. now do you think about this speaking as a straight well, did you that you've you think it's weird that you've got these got this, you know, these biblical see, you biblical text that see, you know, and know, homosexuality is a sin and all that of stuff. and then all that sort of stuff. and then the who are, know , the people who are, you know, entrusted with spreading the word are clearly they're not allowed marry so it's going allowed to marry. so it's going to attract men who to to attract men who don't to marry and yet like it

marry women. and yet like it seems seems weird, you you've seems it seems weird, you you've got of homosexual got this sort of homosexual cabal homophobia in cabal preaching, homophobia in the catholic church. they marry jesus gay gig. so i the way we are a wedding they're married to christ was seen by you that was a problem symbolically they are we're all married symbolically that's the point right we're going to move on now to the telegraph and this is a bit of a more determinist take theme. who's got this one? i've got this one. so a brain scan can tell you whether you hold conservative views . i don't conservative views. i don't think i need the scan to be honest this is people who share the same beliefs on topical issues neutral issues similar neutral fingerprints . they run through fingerprints. they run through the . so scientists have the scan. so scientists have scanned the brains . people with scanned the brains. people with conservative and liberal views. and it's just shown that they react differently to topical issues such as abortion and immigration. but issues such as abortion and immigration . but other women immigration. but other women mean i doubt this. i think , you mean i doubt this. i think, you know, left and right is a weird of categorising people , i think, of categorising people, i think, you know, now we've moved beyond

that and more individualism and communitarianism. this is the point, isn't it's not the case, is it, that we have a left wing or right brain and that, or a right wing brain and that, you know, it's wide interest because, you know, these are just ideas the just outdated ideas from the french think french revolution. i think they're well, they're they're well, i think they're just about the brain, just talking about of the brain, like went to like when they went up to hypothalamus and said that has something with sexual something to do with sexual options, . about years options, sexual. about 20 years ago, saying a university ago, they're saying a university college, study said that college, london study said that conservatives people tend to have a larger amygdala , which is have a larger amygdala, which is the issue or fight or flight section of your brain . it's section of your brain. it's reactive, it's emotion. okay and the area of the brain connected to the interior cingulate is smaller in a brain. and that part of the brain is associated with courage. they said, what's it about saying this stuff, isn't it? this study was conducted by colin firth. i'm you tell me. colin firth, the lovey hollywood liberal, doesn't have a bias in this. you see, conservatism linked to fear in the brain. i mean, that is obvious nonsense, the left look at their attitudes to face masks

the vaccines. the nanny , the the vaccines. the nanny, the socialism for the nhs , the socialism for the nhs, the laughter walking around, terrified viruses know emotional and fighter fighting conservative right ? yeah. cool conservative right? yeah. cool being annoying enough as well. we should not be, you know , we should not be, you know, effectively pathologizing what it means to be left wing and right. so defensive right now. the thought of this it's just a study you guys i'm being really liberal right now and i'm accepting your viewpoints and part of my brain is working really effectively. we're going to on now . let's go to to move on now. let's go to the famously , scott chaparro . take famously, scott chaparro. take us through this one. i always the stories about low sex drive why is that and the oldest one on the panel and it's arbitrary idiocy aside i don't i don't feel i feel like i'm feel that way i feel like i'm being password. being picked on it's password. apparently you scientists apparently if you scientists find the kiss pipped in improves sexual processing and increases the rigidity in your penis. what is what is a kiss pepsin. the rigidity in your penis. what is what is a kiss pepsin . i is what is a kiss pepsin. i don't know, but i want a bucket of it right. it it, it's, it's

some hormone. it is a hormone. scientists imperial college london gave 32 men and 32 women with hsa rd, which means a low sexual desire a treatment the hormone kis peptide . and then hormone kis peptide. and then about 85% of the men had a really good effect. but mean a lot of people now i mean we were talking this a lot of guys are taking testosterone replacement therapy, they therapy, right? i mean, they throw like candy in throw it to you like candy in america, want everyone america, because i want everyone running stronger. but running the world stronger. but here what you here it's got much what you can't now online. can't even find it now online. and what it has a lot and what it does is it has a lot of positive it increases your positive feeling about yourself as well as your sexual appetite and bone mass muscle , increase and bone mass muscle, increase your appetite , helps your sleep. your appetite, helps your sleep. it really they think it also you know, they're watching now the rate the increase in suicide amongst old people people over the age of 60 has increased and they're wondering if they need to them this to keep them from killing themselves. okay. this is interesting, do you is interesting, leo. what do you think mean, surely think about? this i mean, surely having drive be having a low sex drive can be quite good. know you're more productive, work

productive, you get more work done. but don't think is a done. yeah but don't think is a good good thing and good it's a good thing and i think quest to get leo has think the quest to get leo has dnven think the quest to get leo has driven a of the mankind's driven a lot of the mankind's greatest achievement such greatest achievement so such some of worst tragedies can some of the worst tragedies can think of any helen of troy don't know who is but you know if know who that is but you know if you look at things like the invention, sports car, which invention, the sports car, which is looks really cool and goes really fast that was somebody really fast that was so somebody could look more attractive and get some . are you sure about get some. are you sure about that? yep. oh yeah. in brazil you car , man. you you got a nice car, man. you have 24 seven. so you have boobies. 24 seven. so you think that's it's all about think that's what it's all about ? i'd never hear ? this. this. i'd never hear this. never this this. never heard of this hormone. it just, you know, hormone. and it just, you know, help with your your sexual libido, you know, helps the libido, you know, it helps the other release other hormones inside your body and you feel younger. it's like film the younger. it's like the film the cocoon. a can you actually cocoon. it's a can you actually get should put get this? well, they should put it mean it's things it in the water mean it's things like can't any like i can't see any any downside to women always downside to women are always rushing latest rushing to get the latest scientific advancement down the throats why throats of everyone so why not this interesting idea. okay this okay interesting idea. okay we're to we're going to move on to saturday's male next. and brain dead shouldn't have dead people shouldn't have babies so that rules out the

majority of the population of steve so yeah this is should brain dead women be alive and used as surrogate so this is a professor of philosophy mean this is a you know a university paper that's slightly been blown out of proportion . this out of proportion. this professor philosophy in oslo professor of philosophy in oslo has claimed that keeping women who are brain dead alive and improve , meeting them could be improve, meeting them could be a viable option for women who prefer not to carry a child or gay or infertile people. and it also says women would avoid the pregnancy. health research is high blood pressure along with animals , no trauma as a result animals, no trauma as a result of complications . i mean, this of complications. i mean, this is where science is going . we're is where science is going. we're making excuses impregnate making excuses to impregnate corpses. well, i mean and it would be embarrassing if you were born of a corpse. you had to say that. yeah. you know, there's many issues. mean there's so many issues. i mean no detail for women's brain dead. yeah bit online dead. yeah bit of online misogyny there misogyny for you. there. there we go. although i should point out, i mean, this a out, though, i mean, this was a professor of philosophy and a professor of philosophy and a professor philosophy often professor of philosophy often posit extreme ideas posit these ideas extreme ideas to get a conversation going. he

may not even mean it may just be interested. intellectually, i it's a she that person. you're being a misogynist. well i've just mr. ended but anyway it is norway. listening. the norway. no one's listening. the thing for the kid thing is, i feel bad for the kid born a dead body because born from a dead body because you blame. if you have your mother blame. if you have your mother blame. if you all messed up, you you turn out all messed up, you say fault. think say it's their fault. i think you're definitely going to turn out if. yeah they've out messed up if. yeah they've done twice portugal done it twice in portugal apparently. recently apparently. yes. recently actually female athlete died actually a female athlete died of a severe asthma attack. well, she brain she's she was brain dead and she's pregnant. 15 weeks. they the pregnant. 15 weeks. so they the doctors kept her alive. so she was sustained four into the child was born born healthy child was born and born healthy you that wherever you that ensured that wherever she because did die she slowed because she did die after baby's born she's after the baby's born but she's really that. no really happy that. yeah no that's great but she consented to pregnancy beforehand it to a pregnancy beforehand so it wasn't a new being, you know , wasn't a new being, you know, with these bodies, they're brain dead. with these bodies, they're brain dead . are going to bury them. dead. are going to bury them. they're they're they're not. they're not literate. families won't literate. the families won't give up. they're holding on. so use use that corpse use it. use that dead corpse stick in for gross, stick something in it for gross, whatever horrible. well you got a you an old plant a little plan you an old plant around the house you grow a plant it thing is it not

plant in it same thing is it not a idea scott i don't a horribly idea scott i don't want to hear any . seems like want to hear any. seems like we're going to move on now to the times of times. this one's for you, scotty , right? a fan of for you, scotty, right? a fan of fungi eyes. well, yes . i love fungi eyes. well, yes. i love some fun. yes i like i'm not i'm a fan of mdma powder. it may be the teenager. i was very lucky , the teenager. i was very lucky, you know, forcing drugs. there know. but they're giving magic mushrooms in australia to people who are all messed their who are all messed up in their heads. and this is completely legal right this is just weird. australia is such a conservative country. real shock country. it's been a real shock to the medical industry. to most of the medical industry. that strange, got that is strange, but they got lot messed people lot of messed up people wandering through desert and wandering through the desert and then these then get into again these mushrooms and hopefully make productive because it's helping put only put thoughts together so only psychiatrists obviously can assign these drugs, which different from 1978 when i got to when i was 15 and my mom's boyfriend gave them to me. but anyway, now you need a psychiatrist and will make you pay - psychiatrist and will make you pay . it gives psychiatrist and will make you pay. it gives you more psychiatrist and will make you pay . it gives you more creative pay. it gives you more creative cognitive response . oh, but cognitive response. oh, but doesn't it make people just

hallucinate and you all sorts of ridiculous things as well. i mean, should not be mean, we should not be encouraged this of encouraged or in this kind of stuff, but is serving as a cathartic experience as well. and you see, i've heard you and you you see, i've heard you feel afterwards and feel much better afterwards and you he told you that you feel like he told you that you feel like he told you that you had some people , little you had some people, little gobuns. you had some people, little goblins . yeah. i mean, it's not goblins. yeah. i mean, it's not australia that's doing this. they're, they're doing research on it in the uk, in the us so yeah they've got licences to do not to prescribe it to not to legally prescribe it to as a general course for psychiatrists whatever. yes, but certainly some people are running it's a schedule nine prohibited drug. i don't know if that means, but apparently on the same line as heroin is, which is ridiculous because of examples of drugs being decriminalised for medical purposes. yeah. so magic mushrooms used to be legal. the uk until up until a few years uk up until up until a few years . story sandwich boards an oxford street saying you don't buy magic mushrooms here because the said it was only if they're dned the said it was only if they're dried preserved they dried or preserved that they were illegal. so sold fresh truffles mushrooms . truffles and fresh mushrooms. okay. but have to take okay. but we do have to take a quick break going to be

quick break we're going to be talking singaporean talking about a very singaporean the of mansplaining on women's and why you should never pee before you leave the house. see in a minute .

welcome back to headline your first look at saturday's newspapers and the surely better ways to handle rejection than this. leo yes, our man in singapore suing a woman forjust singapore suing a woman for just one thing to be friends instead of lovers. he 3 million singaporean dollars was about 2 million gbp in damage is to cover he's for financial losses as well rehabilitation and therapy to overcome trauma. so basically he was after this woman for ages he befriended her in 2016 and then you know after a few years is like, oh, you're my friend. and she's like, no, we're just friends. and then he sort of he started getting all

weird when he was already quite weird when he was already quite weird with repeated requests and demands for more frequent meetings and deeper conversations . so she decided to conversations. so she decided to all contact with him. so then he so now he's trying as soon as we after three a friend is we enter underpants he's near train as soon as we. what does this mean? that anyone gets dumped their that if anyone gets dumped their partner, sue for partner, they can sue them for the because? is quite the trial because? it is quite upsetting, of it is. upsetting, that kind of it is. and he claims that he ruined his stellar so? this and he claims that he ruined his stiabout so? this and he claims that he ruined his stiabout humiliation so? this and he claims that he ruined his stiabout humiliation it so? this and he claims that he ruined his stiabout humiliation it is. ? this is about humiliation it is. yeah. yeah. i mean, i in yeah. yeah. i mean, i mean in some countries he would just had her which would worse her killed, which would worse right. was a better thing. so right. so was a better thing. so you're actually finding a silver lining. i'm just saying know i've been by people and it really broke my heart and i'm thinking that's a good idea. maybe you should have eaten it, maybe thinking about it. but i could married better. but could have married better. but you emotional you certainly have emotional trauma so i trauma as a result. so yeah, i mean, broke but i won the mean, it broke me, but i won the perrier it, but it improved perrier with it, but it improved show. i did write a show about it. roomie about it. yeah and roomie for about a year and he was prostitute year and he was a prostitute too. it's broke my heart. okay,

let's not go into. your private life. she's as well. life. she's a stripper as well. okay, enough. you okay, we've had enough. you deau okay, we've had enough. you dealt leo his point aside. but is there a future ? might that is there a future? might that come to the uk? might that be something? there's all these ambulance that make ambulance chasers that make a fortune yeah. you know, you fortune out. yeah. you know, you step over in street, you can step over in the street, you can sue people who made the sue the people who made the paving don't paving stone. you know, i don't think think the judge think that i think the judge see, weaponising the see, you're weaponising the system this woman, see, you're weaponising the systen seems this woman, see, you're weaponising the systen seems to this woman, see, you're weaponising the systen seems to be1is woman, see, you're weaponising the systen seems to be i; woman, see, you're weaponising the systen seems to be i; womiyou're which seems to be i mean you're in there's in the friendzone. there's nowhere friendzone there's nowhere the friendzone there's just it . move on. even just deal with it. move on. even if it weren't even if they were married she married and she decided she didn't married didn't want to be married anymore. sue why does he buy a lifestyle? divorce can lifestyle? i mean, divorce can and does he and ensuing, but why does he just a life doll where just buy a life doll where there's dolls and you there's beautiful dolls and you sex robots? yeah. the grey then. i'm at the chat, but he i'm great at the chat, but he doesn't sound like he's a great as yeah, he's a bit self as well. yeah, he's a bit self centred actually. that's a bit creepy to creepy and we're going to even after wants more after the guardian wants more and who better to explain and who who better to explain the story to you, the viewer than three middle aged men. so scott, take it away. oh, the guardian . which one is this? oh,

guardian. which one is this? oh, the. yes, of course . that's the. yes, of course. that's where i got lost . apparently, where i got lost. apparently, mansplaining it really? that bad. it's actually a good thing . okay, this is a study, right? kaitlin briggs from michigan state university interviewed 128 volunteers and posed a question them from a male and female. yes. and then both of those people mansplaining to them, what they thought they didn't in the study. yes. and the women who are being mansplain to were more offended and quieted a lot more offended and quieted a lot more when men were man's planning to them. okay. and much more then when women were explaining to them. but men in response didn't bother them. they didn't , would they? they they didn't, would they? they didn't get. why it didn't hurt their ego. they just thought, oh, person is kind of rude. oh, person is just kind of rude. i'll just and then turn it into a as friends later over a joke as friends later over beer isn't mansplaining just a bit nonsense, you know, bit of a nonsense, you know, because can both because men and women can both be condescending. that was a thing. so it's really about thing. so yeah it's really about positions who's positions of authority and who's over and who thinks that over you and who thinks that they can it's about the

they can tell you it's about the person mansplain us. person being mansplain to us. those the so women those were the phones. so women get defensive. get all huffy and defensive. i mean, not women, obviously. i should that should probably point that before i get punched the face before i get punched in the face when get. but whereas men are when i get. but whereas men are more roll with more lately to just roll with it, because you know, it, not care because you know, it's or. many men are it's either or. many men are used to being mansplain to anyway and positions of anyway and in positions of applying for or asking applying for jobs or asking questions they're just used questions that they're just used to so don't really care to it so they don't really care we've got a word for it. it's called explaining. yeah. the problem spend problem is that women spend a lot time with children and lot of time with children and i find they talk find that they start to talk like little bit like like kids a little bit like saying omg and hello well saying like omg and hello well and so think they used and so i think they are used to talking kids and they're talking down to kids and they're used to making all the rules like they're used to like on mumsnet, they're used to threatening other's lives. so i think when they go to apply a job and the guy them with job and the guy tells them with the jobs about, i think they get offended are offended because the guys are saying you saying mommy and you mansplaining, the mansplaining, does it upset the generation about men generation is that about men spiting and obviously it would just the word mansplaining just enter the word mansplaining to air and what they to the air and that's what they came about so came up with that's about so hard that's not the point hard scott that's not the point why using a playstation why are we using a playstation one to generate a.i. it's

one game to generate a.i. it's not my thing. nothing to do with me. anyway, we're going to move on now. let's have a look at the independent. this the end only fans. talking of talking of fans. oh talking of talking of artificial intelligence things so air generated women plan to destroy the well they don't plan because they can't plan things they're just generated but there is a plan to use air generated women to only funds. but as one critical flaw when you when you generate these women so many generate these women so many generate a picture of these, you know, scantily women. hopefully we're going to get on screen there is amazing . so this is there is amazing. so this is a generated image is a generated image. if you look there's a few telltale signs like the faces authority going to the faces but you can see the green circles and normal women never have green circles on them. so because you know sisters they all really uncanny value they're basically the same the same face, the thing the uncanny valley is you'll see you'll just see random fingers . they'll have see random fingers. they'll have six fingers instead of five. and that could happen. and berlin ,

that could happen. and berlin, six connected body parts . yeah six connected body parts. yeah but these that these are these are thought that all these strange poses there's a few give away saying this but i don't think it's going to be i think it can still replace only finds because will bash i because men will bash one out i anything. yes we're not to last this was sitting this morning was sitting behind someone webbed and someone and they had webbed and i'm i didn't have i'm so glad i didn't have breakfast before i went okay scott anyway, what do you make of fact that the computers of the fact that the computers can now generate individuals that like they're real that look like they're real people that's a problem, isn't it? i guess , i mean, i'm accused it? i guess, i mean, i'm accused of looking like kevin bacon all the time i can see that being a problem for me. yeah. all right. we're now. this we're going to move on now. this next and this one this next story and this one is this one about right ? one is about pants, right? what's scarf? well, there's what's this scarf? well, there's a stop babies crying. one a way to stop babies crying. one is to drop them down in a well. but like baby, but if you like your baby, there's way to handle it. there's better way to handle it. and babies cry and that is most babies cry because they're because because they're damp because wet. don't like at wet. yes. and they don't like at the bottom the well. yeah. the bottom of the well. yeah. they're all down there. hey, baby, all and baby, they're all wet and because their has been because their diaper has been changed. got changed. so now they've got these now they're

these new diapers now they're called or or salty called smart diapers or or salty baby they're baby. that's what they're called. and there's upma. that's what call there's little what i call them. there's little salt, the diaper. and when the salt, the diaper. and when the salt you know, response , salt gets, you know, response, the damp, the parent knows the damp, then the parent knows that the diaper needs to be changed. what this needed is changed. what this is needed is . it's needed because so much bad happens out there. that's the whole point of it. so just change baby's diapers more often, like wash hands more often, like wash your hands more often, like wash your hands more often and you won't get so badly. you know a pandemic is less likely. i think electronic nappies to be slightly nappies seems to be slightly overkill. i mean, somebody's going to plug this into the means and blow up the baby or maybe make it larger. that's what cartoons. saw what happens in cartoons. saw a documentary see documentary about that. see yeah. if electrocute a baby yeah. if you electrocute a baby sometimes bigger, sometimes grows bigger, necessarily and is going to necessarily bad and is going to be more pollution. the circuit boards sodium boards there, there's sodium chloride, electric sodium chloride, electric sodium chloride a fancy chloride is really a fancy chemical. yeah. it's just all. yeah yeah. sodium chloride. yeah, yeah . so yeah, there's an yeah, yeah. so yeah, there's an in—built in diaper in—built sensor in the diaper that alerts you when the baby's wetting the baby wetting that that way the baby won't get on it. won't cry. you get right on it. yeah okay. and you should use

this. you've got a baby now. yeah, but we just changed nappy. just doing the traditional way you just. you don't need it. yes, we drank some milk, you know. no yeah. so another point in us invention then. yeah, yeah. your baby's crying on yeah. your baby's crying like on the plane. it's horrible. the plane. oh, it's horrible. here's sniper at seat seven here's a sniper at seat seven when you need one. okay all for tonight's . but before we tonight's show. but before we finish, let's another quick finish, let's take another quick look. pages, look. at saturday's front pages, we've the daily mail did nicholas slip into the river coming up to the dog's bowl. very sad story there. the daily telegraph has online misogyny is set to be outlawed the guardian is running with kabul chaos. whistleblower susan ministers after sacking front of the mirror now has women stars revolt on jeremy clarkson and the times appeals banned for migrants who reach uk illegally and that is all we've got time for. thank you to my leo kearse and scott chaparro join me and leo for tomorrow's show where. we'll be joined by the very funny cressida and remember that if you're watching 5 am.

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good evening. i'm dawn neesom in for laurence fox. coming up on show tonight with the search for naked body entry. second week. i'm looking at the trauma found . you can't imagine what they're going through. it's just horrific. families go horrific. the trauma families go through when a loved one goes missing and gary glitter has been released prison after serving only half of his 16 year sentence. and i'm asking are

victims being let down by a justice system then with the allegations of bullying by dominic raab putting pressure on prime minister rishi sunak's, i want to debate if we have gone a bit too soft and don't try this at home. so what did that how do you a donor in a proper british way. former royal butler grant harold is into teachers and manners. but first it's the news with erin armstrong . yes, i'm with erin armstrong. yes, i'm out. i'm showing the gb newsroom lancashire police investigating the disappearance of a missing mother now believe she fell into the river while nicola disappeared a week ago while walking her dog. the investigation is focusing on a ten minute window that's on accounted for. the 45 year old's phone was found on a bench still connected to work teams call with her dog nearby , but no with her dog nearby, but no trace of her has been found .

trace of her has been found. superintendent sally