president when i spoke to to the president when i spoke to him couple of days ago. and what the said is that we will the also said is that we will match the countries match all of the countries donations for pound so if anyone can give to the disasters emergency committee then the government will match your pound emergency committee then the gov pound nt will match your pound emergency committee then the govpound and ll match your pound emergency committee then the gov pound and we natch your pound emergency committee then the govpound and we canh your pound emergency committee then the govpound and we can get ur pound emergency committee then the govpound and we can get that>und for pound and we can get that extra to turkey and syria extra help to turkey and syria to members of parliament to get a 2.9% pay rise from the 1st of april. that would bring the overall salary . around 84000 to overall salary. around 84000 to 86000. the independent parliamentary standards authority says , the pay increase authority says, the pay increase for employees was same as the average increase in pay for pubuc average increase in pay for public sector employees . last public sector employees. last year. public sector employees. last year . now, in public sector employees. last year. now, in a world public sector employees. last year . now, in a world exclusive year. now, in a world exclusive ,john year. now, in a world exclusive , john cleese for the first time about the shock return of a classic sitcom fawlty towers, and says his new show will not be airing on the bbc. so you draw agreement about work worry and some of it springs from a very good idea, which is let's try to be kind people. but i

believe it's become far too dominated by people who are frightened of offending people. and i don't i think , have to and i don't i think, have to allow offence . john cleese , now allow offence. john cleese, now allow offence. john cleese, now a mother, has gone to court after being told her son can't opt out of a school. pride despite her strong christian beliefs . izzy montague has taken beliefs. izzy montague has taken legal action against a school in south london with the support of the christian legal centre , and the christian legal centre, and her lawyers have argued against the school on the grounds of discrimination, victimisation and breaches of both the education and human rights act. after the hearing, she told gb news parents need to be listened to. this always been about just having our voices heard, knowing that, you know, we're not all going to just jump in line and just accept whatever is thrown at us and that we are the parents we are the primary educators . and for, you know,

educators. and for, you know, people we've we've, you know any belief but i have my strong christian faith and we honestly know that this is how we would raise our children with our beliefs and it should be respected even when they go through the school gate . through the school gate. ukraine's president will try to get russian and belarussian athletes banned from the next olympics . president zelenskyy olympics. president zelenskyy will urge the international olympic committee to keep russian athletes out of the games due to be held in paris. the ioc's new position is to work towards russian and belarussian athletes being able to compete under strict conditions as neutrals . but conditions as neutrals. but olympic committees in finland , olympic committees in finland, norway, sweden and denmark disagree and back calls for the ban. europe today on tv, online and dab plus radio with gb news, the people's channel, where now it's the people's channel, where now wsfime the people's channel, where now it's time for headliners .

it's time for headliners. hello welcome to headliners. the only newspaper review show watching. i'm nick dixon , and i'm joined i'm nick dixon, and i'm joined by two headliners, legends to my left. in every sense , the left. in every sense, the brilliant josh howey and, of course, doing a little bit of combing. i'm scott cafaro . so combing. i'm scott cafaro. so we'll let them talk in a minute. but first let's have a look at tomorrow's front pages. so the daily mail has when will treasury get the message over tax .7 that's a question we'd all tax.7 that's a question we'd all like to know. we'll be tackling that in a minute. the telegraph. rob. hi standards don't make you a bully. the passive aggressive, rather guardian blesses for rather the guardian blesses for same sex couples. given church of approval, we in of england approval, we that in a moment times british a moment the times british missiles hit crimea . they missiles may hit crimea. they express greedy blasted over savings rates on the daily star vote and the council culture which is turning comedian stole these ones of course those are from pages pages . so let's kick

from pages pages. so let's kick things off with the guardian. josh your favourite paper. i got in. yes. so we got a photo of burt bacharach dies. he's is four very good looking man that you could see he had 73 top 40 hits in the us, 52 in the uk. some of the classics are raindrops falling on my head. i said a little prayer, new pussycat and of was legend. and it's very sad but 94 for space. yeah great guy you had what the work what the world needs now please is love is that where you from classics. yeah. what do you think i. saw the royal albert hall perform some of songs about 15 years. he was fantastic. and he only played the music because he only played the music because he didn't write the lyrics and he didn't write the lyrics and he wasn't allowed apparently to perform but the perform most those, but just the music was mesmerising. he's fantastic. i think diana warwick was really the living

interpreter of was the most well known, most associated interpreter of his work and in a of her songs i still wake him singing in my head. i think she actually sued them because his partnership they broke up and then she actually sued them for up because it's so brilliant her chris we can all do that. that'll be amazing yeah. see you both . so the very serious both. so the very serious stories got also very serious stories got also very serious stories . i guess the main one stories. i guess the main one would be was very serious. well, of course that was very serious. but here we go. some stuff. blessings for same sex couples given cfp approval. so this isn't marriage. this is a gay blessings . this, of course, blessings. this, of course, means the last i go to church was a suggestion of thought. i chose eric. so the general synod voted in favour and i is at the body and sick man to yes it is my not guilty guilty yet i can't go on that just as you're mocking my religion. sorry i was

offended and tweeting you about that. okay i suppose there's been 8 hours of emotionally charged and you had the archbishop of canterbury . were archbishop of canterbury. were you brought to tears . i don't you brought to tears. i don't think you want a crying archbishop, surely. but you had bishops, priests, lay members says, hey , why now the lay says, hey, why now the lay members? i hope they were there . can i just clarify, was it tears because of that? it's been such a stressful debate. was he moved? finally, get this through. i think skirt was scratching his thigh like we started we you into scratching his thigh like we starfactualwe you into scratching his thigh like we starfactual stuff you into scratching his thigh like we starfactual stuff for you into scratching his thigh like we starfactual stuff for that. nto scratching his thigh like we starfactual stuff for that. so the factual stuff for that. so the factual stuff for that. so the house of bishops voted 36 vote in favour , four against. it vote in favour, four against. it seems like the house of laity though was was the lead was 103 votes 200 to 93 which the house which is ironic because house of laity sounds like house of gassy it sounds they are the more relaxed it like game of relaxed it sounds like game of thrones these different houses competing have been so strange watching if you were a watching all that. if you were a layman thinking when is jurassic church what is the

church going to end? what is the all dinosaurs all these dinosaurs to drop dead? just so . and it's dead? it just seems so. and it's why one's going to the see me why no one's going to the see me anymore, young anymore, especially young people. how people. they think, well, how are are they still sitting are the are they still sitting in on this? i think it's the exact opposite. i think people are because are not going because they've sort so. well, i'm not sort of become so. well, i'm not saying is what necessarily. saying this is what necessarily. but they to get rid of this but they they to get rid of this discussion getting rid of our father of lord's father at the start of lord's prayer, pretty fundamental thing we say day in we used to say every day in school people think the school and what people think the church england diluted church of england is so diluted and so that most people and so woke that most people are going masses, they're going latin masses, they're going latin masses, they're going back to catholic. i think you're i think the sweet, you're wrong. i think the sweet, sweet strategy got and sweet strategy you've got and i don't people don't think people are going back latin masses, think back to latin masses, i think you're delusional i think what people towards people are going towards is even church because so detached church because it's so detached from people are from the vatican and people are of bishops do of hearing bishops do things like produce guidances whether gay will be permitted gay people will be permitted to have this article and have sex from this article and whether will be allowed to whether gay will be allowed to have to give civil marriages. it's like what? what again, what if you ask a 23 year old, what what do you feel about this still? so how is this even issue? well, i did think even

though i a christian, i did though i am a christian, i did think part about whether think the part about whether they'll will be they'll be gay people will be permitted have sex is a bit permitted to have sex is a bit like, do you really think you've got youth it's got control of the youth it's a bit like remember and friends when a brother is going out the much woman and he's just much older woman and he's just going dinner, goes, okay, going to dinner, she goes, okay, i'm allow mean i'm going to allow this mean it's that's reference for it's like that's a reference for nice people. it's basically done as well. yeah, it's the, as well. yeah, it's more the, the try to restrict the more they try to restrict things, i have say, the things, i have to say, the better the gets. that's been better the sex gets. that's been my experience. but but what my own experience. but but what it is that the fewer it also means is that the fewer people will go seriously, yeah, it also means is that the fewer pe0|isr will go seriously, yeah, it also means is that the fewer pe0|isr will 1producing y, yeah, it also means is that the fewer pe0|isr will 1producing getzah, this is great producing get guidance on whether gay people will permitted sex. will be permitted to have sex. to that sounds like to be honest, that sounds like heterosexual marriage. yeah, that's difference. that's really the difference. yeah with yeah well, i disagree with all of but got to move of you, but we've got to move on. let's this in the times. what are we talking about? oh, yeah, the ukraine's prepared to use the use british missiles. strike the crimea. i think this is going to balloon. seem to work recently. yeah. and they're cheap yeah. yeah. and they're cheap and of balloons made in and all of balloons are made in china ukraine prepared to use british long—range missiles . to british long—range missiles. to the peninsula that was annexed

by russia in 2014. and these harpoon missiles cost about 1.2 million each have a maximum range of about 150 miles. but there are some people that are telling both london and dc. to send even longer raging missiles because what they really think that the ukraine need to be hitting it is the sites in russia where they're keeping tanks , where they're keeping tanks, where they're keeping their own missiles, where they're keeping troops. and there's a far some of them there's a quite far some of them are far the ukrainian are quite far from the ukrainian border. this, is a border. so though this, is a good i think the good start. i think that the longer range missiles are the only going to find any only way we're going to find any sort of balance on the ammunition depots in russia are really well, really far in, right? well, yeah, agree leo about, yeah, i agree with leo about, you he's very passionate you know, he's very passionate about weapons about sending weapons to ukraine, i ukraine, although i read i skimmed today about skimmed the piece today about how planes were sending a how the planes were sending a more value than think more symbolic value than think i send them the old ones and we don't have the people to man they know operate they won't know how to operate them can't train on them because they can't train on them because they can't train on them this of stuff

them all. this kind of stuff apparently is largely symbolic anyway. think? anyway. what do you think? corbyn that not a pilot. i corbyn right that not a pilot. i think you pilots, but i think you those planes in you learn to those planes in three the only three days. yeah. the only you're a leo or corbyn you're giving a leo or corbyn book on any take on this. yeah the when a ukraine starts the know when a ukraine starts attacking russia actual russian land as opposed to what russia says to them it escalates to a to a different point . crimea is to a different point. crimea is was stolen them and that is they've got a lot of russia has a lot of it's a base of a lot their supplies and whatnot. so i think is absolutely a valid target. okay well, let's move on to drizzle, drinking tea around. some people might disagree with you. also i think, you know , the you. also i think, you know, the war itself is dragging on and people do wonder how much more money so this is in ask for next time if you say that you're a putin apologist, scott but we have to move on to the daily mail. john yes. when will but this is underlined , by the way, this is underlined, by the way, when? well oh, the treasury get the message over a tie come on,

you got astrazeneca as snubbing uk and blah discouraging level of taxation so essentially they were going to build drug factory here to kill more people . yeah here to kill more people. yeah well let's not talk about that. oh we have to do. you didn't know substance abuse. yes. let's think a bit of satire that we've explained it out that i'm out on pills right now. yeah right. it is a bit cheeky after the vaccine rollout, we use astrazeneca now. now we're not going factory there or going put up factory there or whatever. what exactly building in which has 50% in ireland instead which has 50% tax opposed to what tax rate as opposed to what we're about to, which is a 25% rate. but then astrazeneca is expecting its profits to rise this year because of cancer and rare drugs. it's offsetting the anticipated fall in demand from covid vaccines . so that's good covid vaccines. so that's good news. yeah, but can i say one thing about this drug ? i was thing about this drug? i was right because talk about corporation tax, they're complaining about corporate tax.

quite rightly, she wanted to freeze it at 19% instead of this move up, which is now going to have she's been popping have to 25. she's been popping up saying, hang up in the papers saying, hang on, my side of the on, listen to my side of the story. so it was actually right. i mean, tax being this high is now to down wallstreetbets. she was is though now to down wallstreetbets. she was you is though now to down wallstreetbets. she was you go is though now to down wallstreetbets. she was you go to is though now to down wallstreetbets. she was you go to irelandhough now to down wallstreetbets. she was you go to ireland their| when you go to ireland their taxes for corporations taxes are lower for corporations but nhs is terrible and but their nhs is terrible and people complain and moan about it all time, whereas ours is it all the time, whereas ours is just it. it's okay. just smashing it. it's okay. well let's have a quick look at the daily star. have they the daily star. what have they got? apparently a comic got? well, apparently a comic legend . i don't know this guy. legend. i don't know this guy. are you you like his comic legend, scot? you must know. you mean the chuckle mean you don't know the chuckle brothers? very well. you brothers? no not very well. you know, it's know, chuckles. it's huge. chuckle the chuckle chuckle brothers. the chuckle brother one. what would be brother one one. what would be the america. what the equivalent in? america. what john lewis . jerry. jerry. jerry. john lewis. jerry. jerry. jerry. jerry lewis. the other brother dead.is jerry lewis. the other brother dead. is that where there's. all right so the chuckle brother and he wants to chuckle now and he wants a career brother so he he's going to retire that he's never going to retire that he's never going to retire that he's going to keep going until he's going to keep going until he drops something and drag him off he wants more tv

off stage. he wants more tv shows like fawlty reboots shows like fawlty towers reboots your up and he claims your people up and he claims that to the cancel that we need to end the cancel culture which is turning comedians dull because of these. but obviously not you. scott a lot of comedians have got a bit. well control happening, i have to say woke a set amount of times on this show. but isn't that because i think think that because i think i think probably right well i think when that because i think i think pro embrace ht well i think when that because i think i think pro embrace diversity think when that because i think i think pro embrace diversity we|k when that because i think i think pro embrace diversity we are hen we embrace diversity we are asking of voices asking for all sorts of voices on stage so some are going to be have ever you find this woke have you ever you find this woke some aren't i think it's really you know it's up to what the audience to see. so it's audience wants to see. so it's not up us. so much. i not really up to us. so much. i think people shape acts think people shape their acts because want get on and because they want get on tv and they may not be comics, they might be tv presenters. what do you it's you think. well, yeah, it's working for me i just move working out for me i just move into the war. my theory into the culture war. my theory you great and just getting you look great and just getting trouble so trouble for you know spying so is on this show is anything on this show a famous comedian you are? well, you know, two of us we of you know, two of us we kind of push a little bit when do on push a little bit when we do on stage, certainly more than we would here ofcom would do here for ofcom reasons. but the audience but i feel like the audience enjoys it. they enjoy that.

those boundaries being pressed and the more pressure that some parts of society put on is actually i think the audience laughing more it you know i used to tour with a female gina ryan who is only worthless but she was and within a year they did announce her name from from the backstage a name. some of backstage a female name. some of the would this the audience would boo this a while ago. and thankfully you don't hear that anymore when a woman's in a comedy show, sometimes you hear audible sometimes you hear an audible sigh because so glad sigh of relief because so glad there's different of there's a different sort of voice change because voice on for a change because you've the stage. scott you've left the stage. scott just there's just just kidding. there's just brilliant comedian. let's move on. set of homophobe on. a set of homophobe books. mean was terrible mean yeah, that was a terrible joke, but let's on and we'll go to the break. after the break we'll the tories we'll look at the tories imploding the guardian imploding and the guardian saying something silly. i haven't stories, haven't checked the stories, but that's anything but .

welcome back to headline as i'm nick dixon. i'm joined by two headliners, legends josh howie and scott cooper . and now let's and scott cooper. and now let's see the times. it's our old friend nicholas sturgeon again, josh scottish aussies abandoned nicola sturgeon's trans self id policy . this goes on and on, and policy. this goes on and on, and rightly so. sanity is prevailing. north the border . prevailing. north the border. essentially what's happened is it's a major climb down from the law that they passed the self i.d. law and the prisons were essentially and before this law was passed they were basically putting people in prison according to how they self—identify , which of course, self—identify, which of course, is not the trend as women who are essentially biological men weren't necessarily more likely to be sex assault . you know, to be sex assault. you know, it's but the point is , anybody it's but the point is, anybody could then just any could just 90, could then just any could just go, oh, i'm actually a woman and then get into a woman's jail. and that was happening. you had a double rapist, male rapist in

rapist into women's prison that kicked off a big hoo ha. then that person got out of that jail and now they're basically saying they're going to look at all the people are present in jail. but also anybody coming in to prison. who says that a trans woman go to their birth woman will go to their birth sex? yeah and is a total failure for sturgeon mean she's completely unravelled over this and she surely is going to end up having to off this. that's my hope maybe too optimistic hope maybe i'm too optimistic although i've realised although what i've realised to be fair to, our scottish be very fair to, our scottish friends is that it's reasonable to be independ but not pro to be pro independ but not pro sturgeon. bit slow to sturgeon. i was a bit slow to this as an englishman, but you know, needs go, know, sturgeon needs to go, but you can have a valid case for independence. had independence. well, the law had already the by already been vetoed by the by the . right. so the self or the uk. right. so the self or not. right. well yeah but but i think the prison. the prison saw the way it was all going and they just said it's just of, i think they on by the law think they felt on by the law itself or the lack thereof to protect them from any that would come their way in the opposite direction. like people saying, well, in danger a

well, we felt in danger in a women's because these trans women's because of these trans people . i mean , the whole people. so i mean, the whole situation seems like something they've created for themselves . they've created for themselves. that's ridiculous. they have control now . yeah, it is. all control now. yeah, it is. all right, let's see the mirror, then. have more. more about then. i have more. more about this about eight this one. we've had about eight episodes, hair thing is episodes, so the hair thing is going well for the tories going really well for the tories . oh, going, going, gone . scott oh, going, going, gone on the tories there in the next general election it appears that they're going to be the, the third least popular party in the country . it'll be it'll be the country. it'll be it'll be the labour party, the most successful then greta thunberg thorn birds and, then burt bacharach, so many more popular than the conservatives. greg hands the new chairman of the conservative party. i read mr. hands and the article i think is mr. in south park. come on, kids. anyway, he's saying that they're screwed , it's over for they're screwed, it's over for them, that they've got to recall act, they've got to get stand aside, give other parties a chance to run the government for a while. they need look at what they've done, think about their

terrible behaviour, try to make up with themselves , take rishi up with themselves, take rishi sunak and hide for a while. yeah try to try to recover from this disaster that they've created. yes. i thought it's going be good news for scotland. oh the tories going to get spanked. tories are going to get spanked. and like, the snp are and i was like, oh the snp are going to be next there any going to be the next there any less than like five seats less seats than like five seats still have fewer seats in the snp. this is correct in this poll which comes out now poll which comes find out now and be a terrible and this would be a terrible thing of the snp, but is it going worse than the going to be even worse than the tories? the snp coming? tories? is the snp coming? but i mean obviously the last 12 years of plus get of incompetence, plus they get rid of all their winners, they get boris, they get rid of get to boris, they get rid of andrew bridgen. people win andrew bridgen. these people win majorities a healthy majorities but a healthy opposition is necessary for a good so that good democracy. so the fact that they might totally wiped out they might get totally wiped out isn't isn't isn't necessarily isn't brilliant . the greens this brilliant. the greens well this is the weird dystopia, the one that's labour versus the snp. but although this does at least this takes the argument away from tories better from the tories that you better vote us otherwise labour, vote for us otherwise labour, the going to up together the snp are going to up together and all of that stuff . that's and all of that stuff. that's not going to happen now because

of it looks labour's of course it looks like labour's going win ahead, that going to win so far ahead, that they're need the they're not going to need the snp all. and i don't think labour knows, i think they're butchered with, with the butchered to deal with, with the radical are radical thugs of the s&p are really i don't think they're into and drug into trafficking and drug dealing, don't dealing, i really don't think they think they're much they are. i think they're much more able to counter that claim but i don't even understand it. give maybe let's just give me half. maybe let's just assume that assume whatever is going on that the good news for the telegraph and good news for those who think football isn't greedy enough greedy or corrupt enough already. is already. john oh, this is football. it's football. so okay. okay. so because okay. because okay. so because new super league announced replace champions league and i yeahi replace champions league and i yeah i read this i didn't know what it about so it's football okay that more sense now there's something called champions league gymnastics because i did for a minute to i don't know it was just there's a because there's a whole bit here in spanish for some in the middle the super league a snowball it is free zaza d a player in ten yeah yeah i don't know that . yeah yeah i don't know that. made about as much sense to me . made about as much sense to me. i can explain if you want. okay.

come on. you do this one. well, basically there was a super league proposal which is going to things uncompetitive. to make things uncompetitive. the will just get the top clubs will just get together kind weird together in a kind of weird ponzi just play ponzi scheme and just play against and they against each other. and they couldn't and they make couldn't relegated and they make loads money. everyone loads of money. so everyone said, terrible, that's said, that's terrible, that's awful. not doing that, awful. we're not doing that, that apologise that the clubs are to apologise climbdown it climbdown now they brought it back the super league back it was the super league plus guys different they've plus guys like different they've given it's a little given it a rebrand it's a little bit different you'll be to bit different you'll be able to be and not necessarily be relegated and not necessarily stay but then people are stay in this but then people are saying we've only got that it's called a champions league, so it's unnecessary it's completely unnecessary moneymaking scheme for the elite clubs. okay. so yeah, i still don't it but that's football. yes. players yes. okay. but with the players being along with being willing go along with this, mean, i know they make this, i mean, i know they make more money, they have to play more money, they have to play more chance more and there's more chance injury in their careers are less for to be fair the players for sort. to be fair the players tend to do they're told, tend to just do they're told, yeah, yeah. oh see the yeah, yeah. oh let's see the times, a very bleak story about knife knife crime, knife crimes, knife crime, homicides a high homicides are at a record high in england and wales, apparently knife driven knife crime is being driven especially white males are 282 youngster white males are 282 homicides with the knife in

england. wales in in march 22 nine 19% increase and apparently the most popular really kill somebody . the second most somebody. the second most popular is beating someone to death in england. wales the fourth most popular is strangulation. and i that would be higher up unless i really disappointed in people. yeah know it takes strength, it takes protein. but i thought that the engush protein. but i thought that the english more brave. really? english were more brave. really? no its knives are stronger wrists , forearms are really wrists, forearms are really nice. forms are really a deal breaker for. me? yeah. what do you think ? i've noticed that you think? i've noticed that even friends are getting like my friend's kid. yeah, they got slash. they just. they cut your arm and just run away . and i was arm and just run away. and i was also stabbing right outside my house. i found out on tuesday, which means it's near to which means it's quite near to your well, by the way. your house as well, by the way. so happening to either so what is happening to either country? that's good country? well, that's a good question. this is the in the question. but this is the in the metropolitan essentially metropolitan areas essentially london the biggest london is one of the biggest increases midlands, increases of the midlands, birmingham and they're basically saying the it's like three

groups of people. there's people who are carrying for protection because maybe they're being bullied or think that it's bullied or they think that it's necessary . and there is a second necessary. and there is a second group, which is children who vulnerable exploitation and vulnerable to exploitation and sort told to it sort of being told to carry it for gangs and not. and then they're basically just little thugs just and what they're trying need to get to trying to is we need to get to those two groups to stop those first two groups to stop them the group them becoming the third group right america 26,000 people right in america 26,000 people died from gun violence last yeah died from gun violence last year. how many? 46,000. and yeah, i just think americans are braver. i just think, you know , braver. i just think, you know, the minute the minute you make gun then just gun control, then people just grab but this personal grab a knife. but this personal all figures show that the all the figures show that the number killings in the uk has number of killings in the uk has returned prepare endemic returned to prepare endemic levels. so things are getting back to normal. good old days. yeah yeah. okay, where yeah yeah. okay, i get where you're going with just so let's stay the times and do stay with the times and do another story. cultural decline and a theatre and this time in a theatre indeed crowds too indeed rowdy crowds causing too much talk about the much drama in the talk about the king's in glasgow and king's theatre in glasgow and had people interrupting performances of hit musical the bodyguard ironically. yeah, exactly. the theatre a

bodyguard. but essentially what it is, is because a lot of these it's what it is a lot of these films being turned into these musicals and this bringing in possibly a different audience. you sound like such a star. i know. all right. so my solution to this is to make plays boring . all right, then you're not going these people going to get these people chatting to the sound of writing again. i mean, they're what they need the comedy store need is the comedy store bouncers. these people being that shows being that your shows are being spat on yeah just get the on and punch. yeah just get the people just chatting their through they get then through they get it. then someone joint someone did set up a joint dunng someone did set up a joint during get up stand up the bob marley musical all it's all new york two people have been getting up on station a break and to charge their and and going to charge their and what is a real plug what they think is a real plug on set. wow yeah i think on the set. wow yeah i think people have a hard time distancing from what's fake distancing from from what's fake and what's but also it seems the kind of behaviour hear about in aeroplanes maybe is the aeroplanes as well maybe is the isolation, the speaking people mad. know. are mad. i don't know. people are just all around the just generally all around the world online. you're going to be bleeped. i'm doing well. yeah,

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break welcome out to heaven, isn't it? start with the garden and the last world. what all here before the end of humanity. eye has gone scott . apparently gone wrong, scott. apparently from what i can grasp for this article, i have very little of the bard working. it's an ai program that google said is in need of rigorous testing , and need of rigorous testing, and these programs are meant to out text like answers to questions that we have, but there's not a lot of online to form answers that are appropriate. they enough time to develop these programs. i think they're at students who have questions that

they themselves and so the stock on these companies falling because they their solution onto the market and i and that's how terminator start it don't rush it yeah yeah let it let it breathe slowly i mean it's a it's a big deal. i mean, it's a massive impact. percent of their loss of value. yeah. that's 100 loss of value. yeah. that's100 trying to do to released to the pubuc trying to do to released to the public too quickly and they're trying to build finance for this to back it more to fast they should have invested more of their in it, giving their own money in it, giving themselves time. the themselves more time. well, the thing don't time thing is they don't have time because chat gb, gpt is running away. right yeah so away. it's all right yeah so that's why they've had to sort of this out there possibly of put this out there possibly before too and it just before it is too and it just shows the fact the stock shows the fact that the stock has dropped so and wiped out 140. yeah i've gone is because that's expectation that people have for how indicative it's going to have an impact society but that's because people when they do a search they think i'm going google that so they go to google away google google right away and google

wants solution right away. wants that solution right away. but they waited too long to print. they're in print. now they're in competition fall competition and they may fall behind them their behind it may cost them their that but it's going to be that much, but it's going to be that much, but it's going to be that big competition. they've got of market being got like 90% of the market being , to be , which is going to be integrating chat thing has integrating this chat thing has only got 3. now i had to look up what bing was , so i googled it what bing was, so i googled it andifs what bing was, so i googled it and it's been around for a while . so my joke is adam blues. joe for the joke , that's our for the joke, that's our obligatory cbt story. make my dad always claim that he works hard but turns out he doesn't know the meaning of hard work. so yes, youngsters will have three times as many qualifications as their parents to hold the same job according to hold the same job according to research carried out by someone with three times the amount of qualifications as their parent . oh, what's going their parent. oh, what's going to happen, of course, is people are going to have no qualifications and create their own job, which is also looking very in these are so very likely in these are so smart, then why can't they follow the plot of a film the last 90 minutes or make change

you want to hand them a bill at starbucks. they stare at me like i've just puked their loafer. i've just puked on their loafer. they have no idea what change even it up and even is, and they mess it up and cost company because cost the company money because they too much money they give me too much money back. disaster. back. it's a disaster. spoken like boomer. yeah like a boomer. yeah overeducated, isn't this? yeah. this . this is this or this is. this is all this or grade inflation. and blair's idea everyone go to idea that everyone should go to university. we've got these pointless qualifications. we don't get don't really need to get a plumber. yeah although. plumber. oh, yeah although. exactly. although the one difference or gen difference is the gen z or gen z are better at negotiating higher salaries than their parents. they ask for a raise just they ask for a raise after just six months. find it g b it six months. i find it g b it doesn't matter. just throwing it out there. yeah you can do anything, but just going to anything, but it's just going to pass talking about pass aggressively talking about it or going to see it on air or you're going to see guys of the boss. that's guys because of the boss. that's what i'll do. i asked for a raise here. and they cut my taxi about you guys. well, let's raise here. and they cut my taxi abou�*let's guys. well, let's raise here. and they cut my taxi abou�*let's get's. well, let's raise here. and they cut my taxi abou�*let's get thatall, let's raise here. and they cut my taxi abou�*let's get that out let's raise here. and they cut my taxi abou�*let's get that out of�*s start let's get that out of there because i see if i only have more all right. have more degrees. all right. excellent and more and excellent the so and more and more living their parents more adults living their parents scoff. apparently there's scoff. yeah, apparently there's been england . a been an increase in england. a surge of 14.7% in a decade of

young people with their parents in 2021, 4.9 million grown up children. we're living their parents. i know in a study and it's out of control . 60.7% of it's out of control. 60.7% of the 19 year olds are still living at home i couldn't wait to get out i grabbed my two with chapstick and my dad's felt i ran for the door. i couldn't wait to get. and it's like a beautiful coming of age movie saying 18 years old. and i scrambled into my toy and i drove off into the sunset or into southern california, where l, into southern california, where i, you know, came out and many different spread my different ways. i spread my wings. i don't how wings. it was i don't know how young people can their own voice. maybe that's why you're saying are woke now saying comedians are so woke now they what do they don't know what to do because still at because they're still living at home. know it's home. they don't know it's replicating. parents can't decide health thing or decide is it a health thing or really unhealthy. like it's i mean, italians sort live at mean, italians sort of live at home. it's all they're married to. and when they get divorced have back home and wait have to go back home and wait till someone to, marry till they find someone to, marry them. go. indian them. there you go. indian people, all sorts of cultures

live at home. but when we do it, it's sort like, oh, you're a it's sort of like, oh, you're a loser if it because of loser and if it is because of economic, that is probably a problem. so problem. yeah, loads. you got so many that will be living many kids that will be living there for ages. yeah we want that and we want like them to get people pregnant and then we want, yeah, want, we want this. yeah, exactly. interesting want, we want this. yeah, exthey. interesting want, we want this. yeah, exthey say interesting want, we want this. yeah, exthey say all interesting want, we want this. yeah, exthey say all ages nteresting want, we want this. yeah, exthey say all ages among ng want, we want this. yeah, exthey say all ages among 20 to is they say all ages among 20 to 73 year olds living at home. so there's still who's living at home at 73 and who who wipes who's bottom at that age where they feel as if you're still living your parents. yeah, i told my husband someone has to wipe my bottom and just put featured a window, tilt the chair and let me fall out. if i can manage that, i'm done. that's sort of that's that's your line, is it rubicon your line, is it the rubicon what's also interesting about how between 16 and 49 year olds who live alone that's decrease from 9.5% to 8.5. so essentially , people can't afford to live alone . people living alone is alone. people living alone is actually going down is indicative. that's not a good sign. suicide are up. maybe they're afraid of living alone. maybe they're afraid of the

voices. have to live alone for voices. i have to live alone for the good of society and me . it's the good of society and me. it's just better. it'sjust. i just much better. it's just. i don't cope just for so don't know how cope just for so many in the house. i many people in the house. i don't know how you do it because i'm alone in head. i suppose i'm alone in my head. i suppose my about today. oh, my therapist about it today. oh, really? yeah. you really? yeah. yeah yeah. you create boundaries. inner create sort of boundaries. inner boundaries. yeah okay. boundaries. yeah, yeah okay. sounds like, you know, something not talk about not quite ready to talk about that do you hear on that online. do you hear me? on the the wall? did the other side of the wall? did you good cry? all right, you have a good cry? all right, all right. let's the mail, all right. let's do the mail, then. and you should eat then. and why you should eat less, josh? not specifically. although when i had a diet last yeanl although when i had a diet last year, i lost the same thing. oh, yeah. and then i put it back on again. restricts your calories by reverse ageing by just 25. reverse ageing landmark global study suggests. so normally they're phase and this is actually one of the first studies to just to study sort of calorie cutting and none healthy people and it found that even with with those it has a huge impact in terms of i don't know that's slowing said that move slow it slowed the ageing

process by three yeah but that 3% works out to be 10 to 15% in terms of them dying earlier which the same rate in terms of smoking. yeah. so it's got the same impact essentially as stopping just stopping smoking. it's just cutting by 25. cutting the calories by 25. i think that's a huge deal and yeah, there's nothing i can do about my hair but maybe and whatnot. this is more burgers of midnight. i know. true. i mean, i try do calorie restriction i try to do calorie restriction . great throughout the day. . i'm great throughout the day. then eat everything at then i just eat everything at 2 am. it's like prostitution in the daytime, burger, not the daytime, the burger, not such good idea. but at night, such a good idea. but at night, yeah. told me if i'm not yeah. and you told me if i'm not famous in scotland, i remember it it was famous years it as if it was famous years ago. you told me no carbs. after dark. and stuck to that? dark. and you stuck to that? yes. why slim? yes. is that why you're slim? it's one of the many reasons. and because i hate myself. it's anxiety myself . why anxiety and i hate myself. why am staying? well, was am i not staying? well, i was excited. more external . excited. hate is more external. yeah. so you're saying hate yourself , yeah. so you're saying hate yourself, which we can't recommend they're recommend it unless they're offering of you. but no, i mean, look what it is really eating the time every day and not the same time every day and not eating any processed food. i

don't eat any processed sugar. i don't eat any processed sugar. i don't eat any processed sugar. i don't eat food out of a box. every i try to eat everything you know census of scots , you're you know census of scots, you're like 86 on your site. you look incredible and a day. wow well that works . it is incredible . that works. it is incredible. doesit that works. it is incredible. does it help that you know what a man look like scots? you can look at yourself and be like, oh, i look good . you know, me oh, i look good. you know, me and josh, we've got no and josh, just like we've got no idea. it's also the infant bones. my protein shakes bones. i turn my protein shakes in morning. there's ice, in the morning. there's ice, you know, it's just as i new product, crystal . all product, useful crystal. all right. it worked in mice , but right. so it worked in mice, but it it's going to work it turns out it's going to work in so the 25% less. in humans. so the 25% less. all right. the right. well, let's do the independent and they've apparently run out of human inequality. another move on inequality. so another move on to of killer whales. to the world of killer whales. scott the sons scott apparently it's the sons of that mean that of killer whales that mean that killer mom whales don't live as long can't reproduce killer long and can't reproduce killer whales look after their sons more than they do their daughters. i because the sons are alike in any society. more important . so they look after important. so they look after them and have to feed until them and they have to feed until their adulthood . they eat their adulthood. they eat a

salmon. the these these whales and a half and they share it with their sons . that's just one with their sons. that's just one of the many things that the mothers to protect my mother. mothers do to protect my mother. well my mom whole well woman my mom. my mom whole salmon until the horses food in the house was peanut butter, not hotdog buns, but i think that she that i could look after. she saw that i could look after. and i think these women are a bit it turns out killer whale males are do they are males are who do right? they are my cousins. i mean, i have to maybe think maybe pretending the kidney disease american that's what they do. so just tell me about killer whales. this is i mean, this is it says the sons a lifelong burden on their mothers. that's my mom always said no, i'm just mom. but it's . so you call your mom a whale. how dare you? how that's killer. she's even the for that . well, she's even the for that. well, but for me. yeah there's this. so there's this indirect benefit. it's a sort of survival strategy. you the sun. and that gives you more that gives you more chance of survival because you've protected the right doesn't work when food

doesn't work when the food source becomes scarce. is that. yeah well, because there's a lot, a lot less them now certainly in the southern atmosphere. call on three. atmosphere. so we call on three. so to blame. so we're going to have to blame. we're to blame on we're going to blame misogyny on it's japanese whalers, it's not the japanese whalers, it's not the japanese whalers, it's misogyny is doing it. but they also eat the young, if they're hungry and they tend eat they're hungry and they tend eat the girl young more than the boy young as well. i didn't read that. is it they eat? they that. what is it they eat? they their when they're their kids do when they're hungry . wow, that's not in here. hungry. wow, that's not in here. but true . killer whales, but that's true. killer whales, though. just we will be though. that's just we will be checking that up with . yeah, checking that up with. yeah, checking that up with. yeah, check the facts. i'm going to check the facts. i'm going to check big. yeah. we check big. yeah. what we thinking that the in the thinking that in the in the break. right well like break. all right well looks like that's that's about as that's that that's about as much as can talk killer as we can talk about killer whales. i we squeezed off whales. i think we squeezed off to saw that last part three done. but coming up, incels discrimination against all men and a woman gets for being annoying. no comment . see you annoying. no comment. see you after the .

break welcome back to headliners. let's start with the guardian , a let's start with the guardian, a story about a confused lefty male . i'm story about a confused lefty male. i'm sure it's just male. i'm sure it'sjust coincidence you've this story just so sorry i'm technically an incel, but not a misogynist. why aren't attracted to me now? that's not about me. let's. let's read this headline out. yes so this is a guy writing in and he's basically saying, i'm definitely not a misogynist. i think you doth protest much. and but basically, none of his female will will sleep with and not tangible . yeah, essentially, not tangible. yeah, essentially, this is what it is. he's saying that they treat like a handbag and he's like a really nice guy and he's like a really nice guy and but i work a manual job and i'm gay, so i want to write and all of these, like the sometimes i wish i was gay. all of these, like the sometimes i wish i was gay . i'm not. does i wish i was gay. i'm not. does that mean they throw it out? you've heard that a few times i in and know like yeah i'm the caring sharing feminist

sympathetic bloke the women's say they want but they go off because they bad boys so you know you know you're going to be really proud of me here because guess i the other day? guess what i did the other day? well, listened to the jordan well, i listened to the jordan peterson podcast, one with peterson podcast, the one with joe and we're pretty joe rogan. well and we're pretty complicated question what was it about jung no but he about carl jung and no but he was essentially saying how are attracted to men who temper their have aggression but are able to temper as opposed to psychopaths who would take advantage of women and so to younger women because don't know the difference between the two so i was just i related that because i'm a bit angry and i think that actually that's yeah. so i think my wife actually secretly likes that element of me or and so i think that the problem is this guy is a word you said earlier that will get us into trouble. basically yeah, but he told the story too where a woman came to me. but he told the story too where a woman came to me . she said, my a woman came to me. she said, my husband's cheating on me so i'm going to cheat on it myself. and

he said, great, you can start right now. and she said, oh no, we're too good of friends. it's like his targets are ridiculous. he's going after people. he knows hangs with. knows that hangs outwith. nobody why he going nobody wants that. why he going to and somebody like to seek and find somebody like everybody them. everybody else does stalk them. then much more then he'll be much more successful. so basically successful. yeah. so basically people a competent man, not a weak basically, a weak man. basically, he's a strong could. well, strong man who could. well, that's sort of the that that's sort of the bit that caught vehicle here though caught the vehicle here though the you've read it just the bit you've read it just well, gives us away. he well, it gives us up away. he said. one male friend told me women see me as feminine, right? then goes on, but i don't get then he goes on, but i don't get it. i'm a feminist sympathiser bloke say want bloke that women say they want say they yeah they go off say they want. yeah they go off attractive it's because attractive bad boys it's because don't they're all don't actually want they're all like honest i'm like let's be honest i'm a biological or you know biological level or you know evolutionary level. don't evolutionary level. they don't actually want let's be actually want that. let's be honest. he says he says honest. he also he says he says about i'm not about himself, i'm not attractive unattractive, so attractive or unattractive, so there's know there's no problems. i know there's no problems. i know there is a problem women like probably or probably part of men, but or like title kind of like so in the title kind of becomes interesting. well you probably like a up on my probably like a thumbs up on my favour is comes later favour but it is it comes later now this is from the advice columnist she's

columnist gordon smith. she's good who honestly it's like she's never met a man before because says the most incredible thing that i've ever seen here. she said, basically the gist of it is that she's look the way to heal it is that she's look the way to heal, referring to women is kind of like you see them as sexual, essentially. but though essentially. but even though he actually that and actually doesn't say that and that and that, they can feel that and that, they can feel that and that, they can feel that and they don't want to be seen in those terms. and what she says he says, look, could she says is he says, look, could you imagine if someone felt attracted to you? because, you know, liked your hair, for know, they liked your hair, for example like you example and they really like you for well, you might find for that? well, you might find that want to third day that you don't want to third day it's don't know men it's like you don't know men because were told that you because if were told that you had hair or whatever a guy had great hair or whatever a guy would be here's my would just be like, here's my hair they would just hair and they would just be doing that continuously. like guys care about that stuff. we're like oh, brilliant, that's all to do . her answer all we have to do. her answer was bizarre, so as it was was so bizarre, so as it was that he hadn't internalised of feminism enough that he would still at sexist jokes. i still laugh at sexist jokes. i always saw women as gender of always saw women as a gender of other you was nothing other gender. you was nothing like a person and women want

she. women don't want she. she says women don't want you. see, there's you. women only. see, there's just thing. it's a just one thing. it's just a genden just one thing. it's just a gender. you like gender. well, are you like initially , that's probably initially, that's probably enough, it's part of enough, isn't it? it's part of it. yeah, part of it that they're women. yeah, yeah, yeah. this was the don't go the guardian, right? yeah this guardian, right? yeah yeah. this is to asking is the worst guy to be asking for advice. hey god. and for advice. yeah. hey god. and how i more masculine and how can i be more masculine and attractive on paper? oh, attractive know on paper? oh, i to date women a little bit acting school. yeah, you know, i did gawky and all these scenes we to grow and a bit of we had to grow and a bit of mamet and liked i liked mamet and i liked women i liked the thing it's nice are the whole thing it's nice are great you get play they're great you get to play they're great you get to play they're great laugh you great they'd laugh you have glass is fun i thought glass wine is fun i thought about this one girl my mom was so excited that's what turn me off was really into it off my mom was really into it a lot just did a little advert lot you just did a little advert for women that women have. all right. they drink better way right. they drink a better way to bit of fun. fun loving to have a bit of fun. fun loving people. all i didn't people. she was all i didn't hate the is like hate it. the thing is like breathing. there go, scott breathing. there you go, scott recommending women forever. they're so do the best. they're so let's do the best. you want to about your you want to talk about your homosexual experiences also i'm homosexual experiences also? i'm fine. i'll just say, fine. okay, fine. i'll just say, ricky, this is fresh air and the

most heterosexual man. i lift weights. let's all calm and let's see what we're talking about. women, though. do about. women, though. let's do the woman gets fired the metro and a woman gets fired for annoying words, for being annoying their words, not your own not mine scott lifting your own way. the. a woman was way. that's the. a woman was fired at work because they didn't like her and the management decided to get rid of her because they were worried if they employees they didn't that other employees would seemed you would quit. so it seemed you have best cost analysis said have the best cost analysis said yeah lose her and then they went it went a tribunal and the judge said, no, it's legal you can do that. it's an esso r dismissal which is a quote some others substantial reason, a catchall provision that you're allowed to make a safe dismissal of every other thing has been exhausted and he'd gone to her and they talked about her behaviour but had worked. people just didn't like her. there's always that person, office . it was person, the office. it was me once because i worked . i work once because i worked. i work for eye clinic, right? for an eye clinic, right? transported pair transported eyeballs by the pair . you lose one. it's like a pair of socks are useless and they were all christians and i out i was very young like 1928 and the

story in the wrong order that's anyway they didn't like all the christians in the eye clinic didn't they they pushed didn't like so they they pushed me and i thought about me out and i thought about fighting this woman fighting it. but this woman shouldn't fight it. look, they don't don't go back don't like you don't go back their but to their other job but listen to their other job but listen to the loudly talking, the reasons why loudly talking, incessantly with the incessantly tampering with the heat. yeah. fire her. oh, heat. heat, yeah. fire her. oh, god, get her out. she's i mean, that's the bottom i mean, that's the bottom line. i mean, i this i like this sense. i like this i like this sense. imagine competent, imagine it. you're competent, your people don't like imagine it. you're competent, youwery people don't like imagine it. you're competent, youwery much.eople don't like imagine it. you're competent, youwery much. iple don't like imagine it. you're competent, youwery much. i don'tyn't like imagine it. you're competent, youwery much. i don't even ke imagine it. you're competent, youwery much. i don't even have you very much. i don't even have to imagine. yeah it's my olympic spirit. i have. okay, well, perhaps enough out. that perhaps we got enough out. that one. now one. let's do the telegraph now with about a genuine victim with a about a genuine victim group man. and it's not group bold man. and it's not a coincidence it's come to coincidence but it's come to you. yes sells justice you. josh yes sells justice sells direct 61 they missed out the justice from the title awarded more than the justice from the title awarded more tha n £70,000 after awarded more than £70,000 after boss said he didn't want a team of bald headed man booboo ball guys but the thing is it's very sad because you start and i was very excited. i was like finally we have bold discrimination case some thing to take any employers

on hopefully to protect me for the future work or work. and it turns out really it's actually age discrimination. so that's it really comes down to it's got nothing to. yeah and what bothered me as well this was tango i met the tango man is i know i thought to the the ball orange guy he got mark chose when he awarded orange guy he got mark chose when he awarde d £70,000 which is when he awarded £70,000 which is just enough for good hair just about enough for good hair transplant maybe that's transplant italy so maybe that's he'll use four and then he can get a real job and i feel about myself. yeah well the guy is going 70 anyway so going to 70 grand anyway so maybe feel too bad. maybe we shouldn't feel too bad. i'm won let's i'm glad he's won anyway. let's see. the guardian. a lot of follow producers are trying follow up producers are trying to us trouble. think this to get us in trouble. think this would exact they would be the exact story they would be the exact story they would pick? scott it's about swearing. apparently it's not so much taboo a judge much a taboo anymore. a judge has that using has ruled last week that using the we know the word. the f—word, we know the word. i mean, do the word means mean, right. do the word means yes sell in more yes at all. right, sell in more meetings. it's now commonplace. so it's kind of acceptable. pretty everywhere. pretty much everywhere. apparently, says if apparently, the article says if it 14th century in it were the 14th century in your name, say this, know what? name, i say this, you know what? no, no, no, no. only not no no,

definitely any of that. definitely not any of that. and you lived were this you lived your name were this which has a bad start to of this story just yeah anyway would mean much but apparently people in the 21st century are easily offended by certain words . it's offended by certain words. it's less now swearing is everywhere. it's on tv. so media and music, young children use dub and. then it said young children use omg is oh my god is a swear is that's what o—m—g is taking the lord's name in vain. i mean, it feels like we've got we've got like nothing's here's my theory. nothing's offensive anymore. that should be like things like words. had actual standards i words. we had actual standards i think reasonable think were reasonable whereas this all about, let's this culture is all about, let's get all standards, let's get rid of all standards, let's have whatever he have sam smith doing whatever he does grammys. but then does at the grammys. but then when comes things like when it comes to things like swearing, i think i was a reasonable standard. they want to scrap it and say it's not serious, it's backwards. do serious, it's backwards. what do you it is serious, you know? i think it is serious, but interesting part this but the interesting part of this article, quite a long article, me, it's quite a long one, is it gets the fact that one, is it gets to the fact that swearing is actually maybe more dnven swearing is actually maybe more driven because. they investigated, had bunch investigated, they had a bunch

of and chimps the chimps of chimps and chimps the chimps who sign essentially who can do like sign essentially could sort of sign language poo or bowel movements or whatever and they started those chimps started that as any time they were frustrated , they were were frustrated, they were joking or , they weren't happy. joking or, they weren't happy. they started using that. so i think that's really interesting and they said that once politician that started swearing, it became much more commonplace . if you remember commonplace. if you remember truss during her tenure , craig truss during her tenure, craig whittaker , deputy chief whip, whittaker, deputy chief whip, used the f—word. you spoke of earlier three times in one sentence, and he was quoted internationally by media and it viral that video of him doing that. viral that video of him doing that . and once kids see that that. and once kids see that they see an authority figure doing it in public at their job doing it in public at theirjob think they just think well i can say this now well they're going to think i'm not going to think actually i'm not going to think actually i'm not going to it. i you know, you to do it. i don't you know, you know whole point you're know the whole point is you're rebelling against and rebelling against adulthood and you're because it's you're doing it because it's naughty. everybody starts doing it they it then. is it naughty? they tend adults, don't tend to mimic adults, don't they, with the language? a little i think. i think

little bit, i think. i think they if they if they they see it. if they if they you're right. maybe they see you're right. maybe if they see it weapon, you're right. it as a weapon, you're right. maybe they'll it then maybe maybe they'll do it then if see this weapon, if they don't see this weapon, they won't do it anymore. so you're right. maybe maybe they young have there. young people have there. but that's mention young that's to mention that young people so people have their own brain. so could through that ofcom could we go through that ofcom that you to look that you can direct you to look at something we got through that we got lot of we all probably we got a lot of we all probably have that's it for the have our and that's it for the show a who's very well well show a guy who's very well well thank let's move on thank you and let's move on quickly to the front pages for tomorrow. so the daily mail had when treasury get the when will the treasury get the message telegraph message over, tax the telegraph the don't think the high standards don't think you guardian for you a bully the guardian for same couples given church of same sex couples given church of england approval times england approval the times british missiles may crimea england approval the times britidaily ssiles may crimea england approval the times britidaily stars may crimea england approval the times britidaily star vote/ crimea england approval the times britidaily star vote chuckle1ea england approval the times britidaily star vote chuckle the the daily star vote chuckle the cancel which is turning cancel culture which is turning comedians dull and. not these comedians dull and. not these comedians of course tonight and those the front pages so that's pretty all tonight's show pretty all for tonight's show thanks howie scott thanks to josh howie scott coopen thanks to josh howie scott cooper. back tomorrow cooper. i'm back tomorrow relegated to a mere with andrew doyle and upper left so we'll see you then all of you the repeat. it's breakfast next. but

thanks to nigel for a brilliant show live from luton , it's 8:00 show live from luton, it's 8:00 and this is mark dolan between and this is mark dolan between and nine in my big opinion, we now live in lawless britain. who could blame tory mp lee anderson for wanting to bring back caphal for wanting to bring back capital, punish ment? we need a culture in which criminals are afraid that they will be caught and afraid of the consequences. we'll also debate that later in the show should we bring back capital punishment . what's your capital punishment. what's your view? market gbnews.uk k plus tonight as chiefs caused a storm banning the song de lyla is

stifling political correctness and censorship destroying creativity ? we'll be joined live creativity? we'll be joined live on the program by elton john's lyricist , with whom he's on the program by elton john's lyricist, with whom he's had a string of hits . gary osborne, string of hits. gary osborne, who is deeply worried about the future of music. plus, we'll get gary's to the sad death of burt bacharach . meanwhile, there are bacharach. meanwhile, there are a new free speech concerns as pubs could be forced to hire bouncers to police, boozy or offensive chats under new laws and gets arrested for banter with your mates down the pub . with your mates down the pub. more evidence that the world has gone mad. we'll get reaction from the founder of the free speech union, toby young . plus, speech union, toby young. plus, the producer of a shocking gb news documentary joins , us to news documentary joins, us to discuss the horrors , scale of discuss the horrors, scale of grooming gangs in britain. lots to get through my opinion next and my solution for lawless britain . but first, the britain. but first, the headunes britain. but first, the headlines with the always well—behaved polly middleton .

well—behaved polly middleton. just mark, thanks very much. and good evening. the top story on gb news tonight and it's bad news. more than 90,000 people are now known to have died after monday's earthquakes in southern turkey and northern syria. around 70 members of the uk's international search and rescue team join the effort to try to find survivors in the rubble . find survivors in the rubble. hundreds of thousands of people have been left homeless in freezing conditions and with the world health organisation now warning, many more could without shelter. well, today, british charity appealed for funding to help those affected by the disaster with . the uk government disaster with. the uk government saying it'll match up to £5 million in public donations. so breaking news we received within the last half an hour or so, the former culture secretary, nadine dorries, has announced she's standing down as an mp at the