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will win the war. this after uk marked one year since russia first invaded ukraine with a minute's silence. today today . minute's silence. today today. and after the minute's silence, the ukrainian national anthem outside downing street , as the outside downing street, as the prime minister reflected on the losses with ukraine's ambassador to the uk. britain today imposed new sanctions . russia, including new sanctions. russia, including an export ban on equipment they use on the battlefield . use on the battlefield. meanwhile in ukraine, in the capital kyiv president zelenskyy attended a with families of soldiers in the conflict. he the last 12 months in ukraine as a year of pain and sorrow but also

of faith and unity . well, in of faith and unity. well, in other news today, the prime minister soon announce a new post deal for northern ireland after , holding what was said to after, holding what was said to be a positive with the eu commissioner. rishi sunak is expected to continue talks with ursula von der leyen to discuss the northern ireland protocol this weekend in hopes revealing a new deal by monday. number ten said he's had constructive talks with supermarkets and businesses about the issues. the prime minister attempting to fix. well in an exclusive interview with gb news james told gb news how the government is approaching negotiations . we remain focussed negotiations. we remain focussed the outcome rather the method and the outcome is to protect northern ireland's place , the northern ireland's place, the united kingdom to make that people and businesses in, the political representatives of those people in northern ireland are comfortable with the resolution, whilst also making sure that we protect the internal market. those are very

much motivations. that's what will drive actions and you see darren mccaffrey interview with the foreign secretary james cleverly in full tomorrow at midday on gb news. now detectives investigating the attempted murder of officer in omagh in county tyrone have made a fifth arrest today. detective chief inspector john caldwell in a critical condition in hospital after being shot outside a sports centre on wednesday evening . police in northern evening. police in northern ireland say they are treating the incident as terrorist related . with the new i.r.a. related. with the new i.r.a. chief line of inquiry. now thousands of displaced ukrainians are being given the chance to go to the eurovision song contest being hosted in the uk . around 3000 tickets will be uk. around 3000 tickets will be made available . ukrainians who made available. ukrainians who are currently in the uk because of the war, liverpool has been chosen to host on behalf of ukraine, who last year's competition and as part of the

uk's commitment honour the 2022 winners, the governments announced winners, the governments announce d £10 million in funding announced £10 million in funding to help ensure the event truly showcase is ukrainian culture . showcase is ukrainian culture. on tv online on dab plus radio. this is gb news the people's time for headliners . time for headliners. hello, i'm leo kearse and welcome to headliners. joining tonight to take you through saturday's stories are dunne o'reilly a.k.a dapper laughs and nick dixon , dapper laughs and nick dixon, the big dog. i've got be honest the big dog. i've got be honest the weird nicknames did you them yourselves. yeah actually fun fact for dapper laughs was actually a satirical character created back in 2014 to highlight stereotypes lad culture. i can jump it to explain the name for you if you like. so were satirising lad culture. yeah. is something

you've retroactively decided after you got in trouble just wasn't allowed because of what he was going to say. not going to ask me about it but yeah. the name tapper is because i'm good looking and laughs because you know, a nick. know, funny, right.7 a nick. yeah. because yeah. the big dog. because burglars go near burglars are scared to go near your house. i did kill myself that nickname because boris johnson gave himself that nickname. thought, well if nickname. so i thought, well if he why can't and it he can it, why can't i? and it just. he's maybe achieved just. well, he's maybe achieved a than you anyway. at a little than you anyway. at least you three sat on his front pages. no offence, nick and the guardian seal guardian has a pm set to seal post brexit deal in big political gamble . the telegraph political gamble. the telegraph has sunak secure a new brexit deal that we can at the same story. the times has brexit deal within days and seen a theme appear here. the daily express has camilla forces u—turn on rule down cuts row . well, i rule down cuts row. well, i think some other people had a handin think some other people had a hand in that as well. and i think my tweet done some nato with the i has starmer on course for a landslide victory . the for a landslide victory. the daily star has not such a

cunning plan milady. daily star has not such a cunning plan milady . you talking cunning plan milady. you talking about those turnips and those are your front pages . anyway, are your front pages. anyway, let's kick things off the front page of the times. nick yet the times has brexit deal within days. and this is about sunak trying to push through this deal and the whole ireland protocol, which i love talking about, it's one of my favourite things. so ursula der leyen was going to meet king. well, that's not meet the king. well, that's not happening it's happening anymore. but it's a bit so nick's bit controversial. so nick's trying to push through this deal trying to push through this deal. boris is against it, and he's piped up. of course he wants deal he had the wants his deal that he had the northern protocol bill. he's saying was perfectly good saying it was a perfectly good bill. up with it. what bill. i came up with it. what you're soon sunak you're doing. whereas soon sunak wants of pretty wants to sort of pretty much that but advantage of that bill. but the advantage of that bill. but the advantage of that bill. but the advantage of that bill is it lets us unilaterally up the brexit unilaterally rip up the brexit dealif unilaterally rip up the brexit deal if we want. we have more control with that. so the dup people wilson people like sammy wilson and the dup basically sunak dup are basically saying sunak not and not communicating with us and he's soft on europe. so he's a bit soft on europe. so

let's just kind of plough on and get it done. but there's opposition from dp if he opposition from dp and if he doesn't them in, that's doesn't bring them in, that's going problem. and on going to be a problem. and on the euroskeptic the tory the euroskeptic side of the tory party hardline party in general. so hardline brexiteers causing problems brexiteers are causing problems and is causing and obviously boris is causing to a obviously you're on the wrong side . obviously boris wrong side. obviously boris obviously boris wants to cause problems for rishi because . problems for rishi because. rishi got rid of boris, he loves it. still thinks it. so yeah, he still thinks he's pm and his done is this he's pm and his no done is this is this just a sort of game thrones style battle between two two kings one who's been deposed. yeah. it looks like it, doesn't it? but to be honest, we've got on loads of research off and still don't off air on and still don't understand any it. so yeah, understand any of it. so yeah, none of do . great interstate. none of us do. great interstate. what is. i mean it's spectacularly dull but basically what it is so the protocol means that northern ireland in the eu for goods and services right and outside of the uk so there's got to be a customs customs checks if goods and services go from the from uk which seems weird you don't . northern ireland is you don't. northern ireland is supposed to be part of the

union. it seems to be creating this sort of third state, you know, more the eu than in the. so the dup didn't like it as they've bailed on the in northern ireland and caused all sorts of logjams there. and bofis sorts of logjams there. and boris a bill to override the protocol and i mean should it go on is so border is quite boy it was quite funny the boris side of it because the allies are soon accused boris of being desperate for rishi to fail . desperate for rishi to fail. yeah, but a spokesman for boris has said he supported the government he government just, you know, he doesn't. he does. yeah doesn't. he totally does. yeah anyway, let's turn the anyway, done. let's turn to the front i next. yeah. so front of the i next. yeah. so labour on course for a landslide election victory as poll shows them beating the tories on almost every policy area every rishi sunak has failed to close the gap on keir starmer means party despite strong public support, the government's stance on support and quite know how to look into some this. can't look into some of this. i can't see much difference here. stump speech really seem to speech didn't really seem to have much substance to i have much substance to it. i mean you look again politics is not my powerful part but talk to

me about it . well yeah i mean me about it. well yeah i mean obviously i'm a massive fan of starmer is speech is boring keeps going on about sticking plaster this plaster which is just this annoying crazy thud and he's got his five point plan which is also but he can be also boring but he can be boring. he's got a plus three size faction which you sort of stays on. one really hates stays on. no one really hates him or likes except jeremy him or likes him except jeremy corbyn. sort of stays corbyn. he just sort of stays on that and for the tories to that and waits for the tories to mess up which mess everything up which they have is why going have done. and this is why going have done. and this is why going have i mean, this is the have it. i mean, this is the thing mean we've got economic turmoil, uncontrolled immigration levels. immigration and rising levels. i mean could vote mean normally you could vote tory and those tory government and to fix those problems but is there any cause they've caused by a tory they've been caused by a tory government? vote government? yeah. and now a vote is preferred on basically is preferred labour on basically everything ukraine. so everything except ukraine. so yeah. cost of housing, nhs cost living. and what the living. and that's what the tories lost they, they tories have lost that they, they lost when they lost their membership when they got they've lost got rid of boris, they've lost actual conservatives not actual conservatives by not doing conservative then doing anything conservative then they've competence which they've lost on competence which is always going to be the one thing that they have labour thing that they have over labour are lefties, but the are sort of mad lefties, but the tories that and they tories have lost that and they lost they, they lost members. they, when they

overruled election of trust overruled the election of trust and that was a great sort of and yes that was a great sort of push to push through and yeah. and now we're going to have to go through this illusion again that labour going to make that labour are going to make better obviously not better and obviously they're not obviously there's not going to be it's going to be be any better. it's going to be slightly worse. so we need a new pie. we obviously need a third pie, that's not happening. pie, but that's not happening. so to to the so we're just going to go to the same old thing when we that. same old thing when we say that. but and in italy and but i mean, and in italy and sweden, we've surprise sweden, we've seen surprise parties the right come parties from from the right come in and still quite big gains. we are nothing are there's really nothing between and labour. between the tories and labour. yeah, have proportional yeah, but you have proportional representation so they've got like a billion different parties in parliament will have in that parliament who will have like the so we can't like 1% of the vote. so we can't have so that's a bit weak. have that. so that's a bit weak. we do that unless you know a fringe party suddenly becomes ridiculously large. it could happen. there happen. we couldn't. it there was reform wasn't was some hope for reform wasn't there. they've there. but then they've not really much. were really done much. they were polling 10% the other day. yeah, that's not bad actually. if they if just did anything if they were just did anything exciting they come but exciting they could come in. but their basically their policies basically like lib the nineties lib dem policies the nineties you going to for. you were you going to vote for. i'm just you guys not

i'm just glad you guys not about. let's go to the daily star. i'll be there for you. well it's almost as the elites thought. how about him on the daily nick? are daily express nick? what are they with? so they've got they live with? so they've got camilla force as you turn in double row and you say double book row and as you say earlier, had a bit to with earlier, had a bit to do with it. i wrote a brilliant article for the daily skepta, lot of for the daily skepta, a lot of it, rushdie weighed in. it, salman rushdie weighed in. he say as well. he might have had a say as well. and criticising these absurd and was criticising these absurd censorship, this absurd censorship, this absurd censorship dahl's censorship, this absurd censorlike dahl's censorship, this absurd censorlike to dahl's censorship, this absurd censorlike to destroy)ahl's censorship, this absurd censorlike to destroy the 's books like to destroy the original text and put in all these stupid, sanitised phrases, absolutely these stupid, sanitised phrases, absoluteland camilla weighed hated it. and camilla weighed in. clarence house and she said to some authors, remain true, please to your please remain true to your calling those who calling unimpeded by those who may to the freedom of may wish to kerb the freedom of your or impose limits your expression or impose limits on your imagination. then apparently said apparently she smiled and said enough was obvious enough said so it was obvious what meant. cool that what she meant. it was cool that she intervened like that she sort of intervened like that and what penguin have done now is it back a bit? they're now going to this rolled out going to have this rolled out classes which could classes collection, which could be the actual books. be called the actual books. then they've version they've got a censored version which shouldn't have his which shouldn't even have his name far as concerned name on, as far as i'm concerned it's a puffin more until it's just a puffin more until something and something down spine and actually what

actually i mean here's what puffin said it's absolutely absurd they said we've listened the the past week the debate over the past week which reaffirmed which is reaffirmed extraordinary power of roald dahps extraordinary power of roald dahl's and very real dahl's books and very real questions around how stories from era kept from another era can be kept relevant. each new generation you need to doctor you don't need to doctor the stories keep them , just print stories to keep them, just print them that's you're them out, that's all. you're there want to create there for. if you want to create new books, write new books. and the problem is, i mean, are publishing companies have been taken buy social taken over by buy walk social just this and books just this idea and the books that they're commissioning the whole books aren't selling. nobody to a lecture nobody wants to have a lecture this led proves that makes this led and proves that makes it doesn't offend anybody nobody wants instead wants that and so instead because they're selling had because they're not selling had to and edit books are to go in and edit books are selling to try and try and crowbar their ideologies into their i son you've got kids going to be buying the classics or the new ones. i'll be buying the classics. i think, i think it's absolutely ridiculous. obviously but what i found interesting story is interesting about this story is it correct if i'm it went and correct if i'm wrong. not working class wrong. we're not working class people, normal, average, everyday kick off about everyday people kick off about this. nothing changes. but the new . and i this. nothing changes. but the new .and i know this. nothing changes. but the

new . and i know all new potential. and i know all these people are saying stuff then. then they're like, alright, we're back alright, we're a little back step some the stuff in step and some of the stuff in here isn't, even i'll here isn't, even fences. i'll take the change into old cow. you be mad into you must be you must be mad into you must be out your minds and changed out of your minds and changed their oompa—loompas to gender neutral. i mean gender. come on now the thought of all the offensive things about the blimp as the gender isn't part of it. i mean, they never specify that the you see, they change the changes you see, they change the changes you see, they change the enormous crocodile i mean, this is a book for very young children. they changed because it eat little boys it said we eat little boys and girls. out and girls. they took that out and said, eat little children. it said, we eat little children. it was the gender part. it was the bible, that the bible, not the fact that the kids actually they. do these kids actually they. why do these people it? i would people get away with it? i would just it's just me. i would have criminal charges for these people. they've done is people. what they've done is worse than vandalism. they should go a non—work should have to go to a non—work literacy course by maybe or literacy course by maybe me or dr. doyle. and we would dr. andrew doyle. and we would they about they should learn about literature and maybe literature and should maybe have to up litter by side of the to pick up litter by side of the road with those sticks. so this would the opposite of would be like the opposite of equality, and equality, diversity and inclusion training. oh, i'll tell as mean

tell someone as long as i mean a service. as long as the sandwiches. it's a good afternoon. spent anyway, finally, our friends at the daily star don't take away. yeah. thanks giving me, the yeah. thanks for giving me, the tidy i yeah. thanks for giving me, the tidy | | yeah. thanks for giving me, the tidy i i really tidy star. i reckon i can really go in on this one. not such a plan, milady. turnip stockpiles spark government spark panic over government advice. out of advice. supermarkets sell out of poultry government poultry favourite veg government minister saying minister basically just saying that we're running out of fudge just to be clear is the sorry sorry. in case anybody's apologising is alarmed that a shortage this weekend there is no offence that it's not printed well on that there is no shortage of fudge figs fudge. sorry i'm definitely fired. oh my god . i think ofcom's just. my god. i think ofcom's just. just a mistake. yeah, that was complete innocent times in a row. sorry about that . but yes, row. sorry about that. but yes, the shelves are empty vegetables still have a very certain vegetables are. well, i think they time to after the break. we've got on the snp leadership we've got rod becoming part

owner of the chase away traffic protest are now apparently a hotbed of far right extremism. if you read the guardian see you there .

welcome back to headliners your first look at saturday's top stories and joining me tonight is dan o'reilly and nick. anyway, let's to sort of these telegraph and one of the favourites to replace nicholas is going to allow scots to sail for identify as not in the uk because this is basically the

size of yes threatens to declare scottish independence without a referendum. she's saying she's going to unilaterally decide and she believes that the international community will take this seriously, which is quite amazing. and she's calling it a for empowerment it a vote for empowerment mechanism, is laws as and mechanism, which is laws as and isn't voter empowerment what isn't a voter empowerment what an election is. yeah yeah, it's hilarious. and she's saying that sturgeon's defacto referendum doesn't go far enough. was saying she's to run is in fact she's i know that's not final what this to me i'm no what this seems to me i'm no expert on scotland but as a layman it looks to me. i mean, the idea firstly of unilaterally declaring yourself independent, unilaterally declaring yourself independent, unilateracan be prime minister. things. i can be prime minister. no to no one's actually got to recognise second thing recognise it. the second thing i think doing this to think she's doing this to just to just her state, make her to just make her state, make her mark out of her territory. kate forbes is leading this by her, you know, thing about christianity, we'll get christianity, which we'll get on to. like second and ash to. and is like second and ash regan obviously far behind. so my is she's just got to my theory is she's just got to say and say something bold and ridiculous make her and ridiculous to make her mark and galvanise snp's hardcore galvanise the snp's hardcore base of rabid nationalists who

want to destroy scotland . well, want to destroy scotland. well, that's how you would phrase, i would say patriots. do you just, for just who have a legitimate forjust who have a legitimate case for independence. but you know. but yeah because i started saying you if saying that, you know, if scotland wants leave, it's up to them. i mean, they don't seem to want to. that's why the want to. that's why we have the referendum we voted referendum in because we voted to in the despite it to stay in the uk despite it being, you know, it's an emotive issue is like brexit is easy sort of galvanise people to vote for something that's such a patriotic emotional you know one no easy easy sail instead of saying yeah but if you if you do leave could be all these economic problems and you know the issues i just wanted to dot i wanted to give balance your sort of quote very extreme statement and also you as a scottish always feel scottish person, i always feel as english the harder as an english person, the harder to independence. you to talk about independence. you this lived experience this is not my lived experience of having live scotland. of having to live in scotland. yes. feel like you're about to yes. i feel like you're about to comment and that's why i gave the yeah, i mean, the balance. yeah, i mean, i have lived scotland, i mean, have lived in scotland, i mean, to fair, as soon i could to be fair, as soon as i could get the i came down england have

up until then i was scotland at the edinburgh which is the edinburgh festival which is pretty then british was basically england. it's more engush basically england. it's more english don't. english than itself so don't. what make scottish what do you make of the scottish independence? comment. right. what do you make of the scottish indepindence? comment. right. what do you make of the scottish indepindenceit comment. right. what do you make of the scottish indepindence it does mment. right. what do you make of the scottish indepindence it does seem,:. right. what do you make of the scottish indepindence it does seem, you;ht. okay i mean, it does seem, you know, we've had a it didn't go the way of the snp and all the polls are saying is i think was the 56 or 57% to remain in the uk. this just seems like it's uk. so this just seems like it's going to backfire backfire hugely. allowed hugely. but dan's allowed to speak last election, speak after the last election, if to that he was if you want to offer that he was banned speaking again. banned from speaking ever again. could be a hate crime. speaking hate crime. sticking with the race sturgeon the race to replace sturgeon the daily mail has the incendiary claims humza yusuf skipped claims that humza yusuf skipped the on gay marriage because the vote on gay marriage because he was scared of getting in the mosque. tell us more. yeah. mosque. then tell us more. yeah. this is the old transport minister that drove without a licence once. this guy's a legend. snp leadership, frontrunner and. excuse me , i frontrunner and. excuse me, i pronounce it wrong. i'm not doing it on purpose. humza yousaf skipped the key vote you did better when you tried did better than when you tried to veg. thank you. to pronounce veg. thank you. thank key on gay thank veg. guy skips key on gay marriage at because of his

religious views. basically leadership frontrunner deliberately skipped the final vote on the same marriage in the scottish parliament because of his religious views. now obviously, kate forbes is as you know, getting stick for my thoughts. and this is at least was honest about abuse. and she she sort of took the flak for it . it looks like he's he's under pressure from the mosque and they come up with some sort of business thing that he had to do so he wasn't there to be part in the vote which well, these are these are allegations from from scottish health secretary alex. so i mean, these haven't been corroborated , certainly corroborated, certainly incendiary allegations , you incendiary allegations, you know, saying that he was is most pressure on him to not the gay marriage vote and he's previously said he supports gay marriage but he did have other business to attend to instead of actually going and in favour of in the scottish parliament. he conveniently business. conveniently had other business. yeah yes. yeah yeah. i mean, yes. allegations you say. but you know interesting. that's i'm going to say because i don't

know what we're legally allowed to but yeah, i mean it'll be very to see because kate forbes have attacked being have been attacked for being a christian and the question christian which and the question can christian and be of can you be a christian and be of a party? tim farron a political party? tim farron wasn't is kate forbes wasn't to be. so is kate forbes out be. and then second out to be. and then the second question is, you allowed to question is, are you allowed to be a muslim? and that's what this is about. it's like, you know, you have muslim know, can you have muslim traditional views and be a leader so be very leader and so be very interesting how plays interesting to see how it plays out because. should be out because. you should be allowed to have religious views out because. you should be allobei to have religious views out because. you should be allobe a 0 have religious views out because. you should be allobe a leader religious views out because. you should be allobe a leader of.igious views out because. you should be allobe a leader of a ious views out because. you should be allobe a leader of a mainstream and be a leader of a mainstream political party. if you can't be somebody mainstream. but i'm somebody as mainstream. but i'm not kate wins, not sure. well, if kate wins, because she's so much better as a candidate win. on a candidate she should win. on being better candidate. each being a better candidate. each of that of us obviously wanted that horrible bill the horrible authority win bill the way listen to way you basically listen to people in their over people in their homes over dinner everything dinner every day, everything tried to do, though. i mean, the hate bill hate crime, hate bill criminalise conversations and your criminal you your home and even criminal you wanted to criminalise stage performances out performances so we would be out of a and he supported the of a job and he supported the gender recognition bill awful. so kind of hateful so he's an awful kind of hateful was much better but i'd be interested to see you still win as christian, fairly as a christian, you know, fairly fundamental hopefully fundamental christian. hopefully you much

you can because he's a much better let's see. better candidate. let's see. right. see. we'll see. right. we'll see. we'll see. anyway telegraph anyway is the telegraph reports on stewart paying for an nhs on rod stewart paying for an nhs scanner which can used to scanner which can be used to find out rhythm my heart. find out the rhythm my heart. hopefully involved hopefully it doesn't involved in surgery the surgery because he thinks the first the deepest done. first cut is the deepest done. if i told you lately that this your loved that that your story. i loved that that was great so rod stewart is doing more for the nhs than the government? i mean, it's amazing. first of all, the case is out for the hours now . now is out for the hours now. now he's reduced the hospital , he's reduced the hospital, hospital waiting list for scans by 10% of a cut off the covering cost of a mobile unit for the. the singer songwriter phoned in on sky after he basically felt a little bit guilty for his health care and all of this stuff said that he was going to pay for it. he did. he done it in six. he felt it was a terrible injustice. and yet he reduced reduced the waiting list by% and it's got mixed . it's got a bit it's got mixed. it's got a bit of a mixed response. you know, people sign . thank you. well people sign. thank you. well done. and but a lot of people complaining online because you actually vote. it's always a

sign, if you will for yeah to be voted tory for other reasons like maybe thought they were like maybe he thought they were going bring tax going to like try and bring tax down or control our borders or of things the tories of the many things the tories have the past be for. have in the past be famous for. but tory government doesn't seem to any clue about how to to have any clue about how to enact that very naive if he enact now that very naive if he did. good and it's a did. but it's good and it's a nice thing he's but nice thing that he's done, but it's not sustainable as a it's not really sustainable as a system, you know, switzerland and they're adopting and they're not adopting a budget system. you know, budget based system. you know, it shows where there's health services and the problem services and that's the problem going. to pay for an going. tina turner to pay for an mri a week in milton keynes. mri for a week in milton keynes. exactly i mean, if every pop star it, it be star did it, maybe it be sustainable, it be a hell an sustainable, it be a hell of an effort. so my problem with it so that you said that was quite funny. you said i'm not mouth and trousers. that's not really the phrase, is it? right. it's all mouth and no it? right. it's all mouth and no it was. but you know, that's a quibble. saving quibble. you see, saving lives, that's important. mick that's the most important. mick jagger, and no jagger, who's almost and no trousers. anyway, trousers. and anyway, the guardian, that guardian, no warning that protests against traffic neighbourhoods far right. neighbourhoods are far right. nick, do you think a guardian journalist has seen journalist has ever seen something and thought, hmm, actually this thing isn't far

right? like pencils right? yeah, maybe like pencils or a glass of water. yeah i mean, it's absurd, as you say , mean, it's absurd, as you say, is the right trying to is the far right trying to infiltrate low traffic protest so people don't like these low traffic neighbourhood schemes. so people don't like these low traffic nnot|bourhood schemes. so people don't like these low traffic nnot|bourivoters hemes. so people don't like these low traffic nnot|bourivoters don'ts. they're not good voters don't want them. as nick fletcher pointed out , got quite a lot pointed out, got in quite a lot of with the party. of trouble with the party. people don't like them. it's legitimate opposition. are there some you some at protest? possibly. you know, the usually are at protests, but the guy didn't describe as far and describe them as far right and that supposedly that for supposedly they're listening hate . it's that for supposedly they're li ridiculous hate . it's that for supposedly they're li ridiculous discreditedate . it's a ridiculous discredited organisation also they call gb news who's a right wing news channel which should be like libellous because we're famously regulated by ofcom, which knows now also is pretty famous . you now also is pretty famous. you can't a right wing channel if can't be a right wing channel if you're, know, if in the uk you're, you know, if in the uk as a broadcaster it's just not so, you know, the that you and me are making this tonight i'm in this hour. i know i'm more of a social, countercultural, artistic figure, but the point is they're calling tv. so i don't really care about facts in this story. and they're also assuming that everyone who talks

about, well, he's worried about world elites and thinks there's an elite world is like an elite in the world is like anti because yeah mainly anti semitic because yeah mainly that's not some of them may be but mainly that's just, you know, concern know, a genuine, genuine concern by movement like this, by any any movement like this, any, anything that's, you any, any, anything that's, you know, right wing parties, right wing to do a huge wing parties have to do a huge amount they keep amount to make sure they keep the out. this is this is just the out. this is this is just the fact that, you know, who believe in anti—semitic conspiracy theories or whatever it is are are drawn to the protests and drawn to things like we've seen it seen it with vaccine protests, but it doesn't discredit the entire movement. the that, you know, piers the fact that, you know, piers corbyn turns up, yeah, i i corbyn turns up, yeah, i mean, i personally, think that, you personally, i think that, you know, they're mocking people here saying that, you know, here and saying that, you know, they're conspiracy theories and that you look on that but if you look back on obviously happened obviously look what happened with of people with twitter, a lot of people that they were conspiracy theories were theories that twitter were blocking parties blocking out political parties and got a couple of and so i've got a couple of makes and so we thought makes but only and so we thought that conspiracy you that they were conspiracy you fast years they're fast forward two years they're just. stuff said just. well the stuff they said come true. yes they're proving to correct not so anyway the

times now prince harry wants an apology from his dad. no, not that one. the this new king. dunn yeah, the duke of sussex, wants a private apology from king charles and the prince of wales . before you considering wales. before you considering attending coronation. it's been claimed duke has already made it clear that he believes the family owes him an apology for the they treated him. and the way they treated him. and meghan while working meghan, while they were working as members of the royal family, he's a royal he's accused of a royal household's lincoln leaking household's of lincoln leaking stories going on stories. so he's still going on about how hard done by he is by the stories that done and everything like that mean everything like that but i mean look at he's done since look at what he's done since then. wants apology from then. he wants an apology from then. he wants an apology from the you know all he's done the king. you know all he's done then is smear britain is just a cesspit of racism and also try and destroy the royal family. it seems a bit rich to ask for an apology to attend the coronation thought the king would just be like well you know what thought attend the coronation . i just attend the coronation. i just can't wait till southport get out going to crack out of this. are going to crack on because they're doing a wicked job. yeah, it's old. call

your family racist and demand apology gambit a bit much apology gambit is a bit much he has whole book about why has just a whole book about why they evil mental they have all evil it's mental ill he so obsessed an ill so is he so obsessed an apology because famously royal family were all never family were all about never complain never apologise yeah never what is it? never never explain what is it? never say never complain. something like happened. he like that never happened. and he actually that in interview actually cited that in interview so it to me like a so so it seems to me like a so power struggle needs to force power struggle he needs to force him apologise though power struggle he needs to force him notologise though power struggle he needs to force him not their.e though power struggle he needs to force him not their thing. though power struggle he needs to force him not their thing. so ough power struggle he needs to force him not their thing. so this| that's not their thing. so this is a weird palace, obviously. yeah absolutely. anyway, we've got contractually got to think contractually mandated over, mandated break when that's over, we've how to we've got billy bragg how to re—educate problematic kids. and we've got billy bragg how to re turns:ate problematic kids. and we've got billy bragg how to re turns out problematic kids. and we've got billy bragg how to re turns out schoolchildrenis. and we've got billy bragg how to returns out schoolchildren needd it turns out schoolchildren need to pee. i'll see you in a couple minutes .

welcome back to headliners. the daily mail and millionaire social. billy bragg is defending the censorship of roald dahl books , seeing that he sends his books, seeing that he sends his own dreary songs to also in the

same nick you can tell us more about this. yeah i think billy bragg was the only person in country who supported the censorship rolled the you censorship or rolled out the you know, we god bless him and gabby and cliff in the oh was that there was this there was too there was this absurd suppose your mum absurd tweet suppose your mum has hairpiece she's has a hairpiece she's a chemotherapy and kids in your class call her a witch because they in dahl's book, which they read in dahl's book, which is i mean, that is all wear wigs. i mean, that is all wear wigs. i mean, that is all wear wigs. i mean, that is a reach, isn't i mean, is a reach, isn't it? i mean, thatis is a reach, isn't it? i mean, that is dumb by billy bragg tweet standards. i yeah. this doesn't entirely leigh imagine situation and sure he's unable to enjoy anything everything must analysed and pored over must be analysed and pored over for anything it could picked out and portrayed as problem . i and portrayed as problem. i think in some imagined scenario could hurt imaginary could hurt some imaginary feelings for an imaginary person. funny thing is person. and the funny thing is his actually far more his songs actually far more dangerous they promote dangerous because they promote communist propaganda. so we should should as i was should we should edit. as i was thinking, all billy thinking, we censor all billy bragg actually he bragg songs, but actually he said of said he already senses of himself. he to people he himself. he said to people he took the phrase boys or the took out the phrase boys or the word and which side you on word boys and which side you on boys and us which side you boys and asked us which side you know them or

know if he says them or something but people something instead but people have been responding to this you'd twitter. someone you'd expect on twitter. someone said, for said, thank you, billy, for changing one word at changing the world. one word at a been traumatised by a time. i've been traumatised by the since was boy. the word boys since was a boy. it triggers memories of when i was a boy. thanks for all you for the non boy community. it's true to hear which is true to hear it, which is hilarious. sweet it was great hilarious. so sweet it was great for yeah, it's very for that. but yeah, so it's very steep. you had songs. steep. but you had some songs. but he's good to me. yes, but yeah, he's good to me. yes, sorry. boy was good between wars. you can ignore the wars. if you can ignore the commie stuff like commie propaganda stuff like just boy mo had just the songs that boy mo had some there's some some lovely some me there's some some lovely architecture let's see which ones ignore the tens of millions killed. well people do say that know the had good uniforms today people a lot of people said that not just god save me from this not just god save me from this not like let's go back to the shelves in supermarket. so i don't know these are the same people remind me the same people this week they tried to try to cancel tropic thunder. you and actually brilliant film i'm amazed it hasn't been cancelled already . no haven't got

already. yes no i haven't got i don't know that knows music by seems like a very strange person. yeah. and his music and it's rubbish. anyway the telegraph with another telegraph now with another example of a kafka esque public sector , a man to get a gp's sector, a man had to get a gp's letter to convince the government he's alive after they sent him letter telling him he's dead.then sent him letter telling him he's dead. then yes. a man needs a doctor to prove that he's alive. after the letter told him he was dead.i after the letter told him he was dead. i mean, this wouldn't surprise . with our nhs ringing surprise. with our nhs ringing out, you'd bring up say he was dead wouldn't see dead and i probably wouldn't see a bizarre communication the a bizarre communication from the department pensions department of work pensions leaves mark to sack with no insurance number so he claims that he received the letter basically from government basically from the government telling him he dead and he telling him he was dead and he needs a doctor's note to prove he's alive. now, firstly, i'll stupid, government send stupid, the government to send i think a dead allow. that's the first. don't even get that lot right. he's dead. we best send him a lab course or whatever you know, you might not have been told the funeral. yeah, told at the funeral. yeah, that's it. yeah the, the former town council lives alone with his dog . claim that the local

his dog. claim that the local council were even informed of his demise , leaving him unable his demise, leaving him unable to pay tax. so i think the letter from the government was more don't pay your more like if you don't pay your tax, you're dead maybe was. tax, you're dead maybe it was. i don't . but yeah, more quite don't. but yeah, more quite stuff from the government nick would you would inform the government that you're alive would it as an opportunity would take it as an opportunity to live off grid. that's what i was surprised why tell was surprised about why tell them like joe how it them like like joe how hard it is for people in the mafia to get have to be. if i'm get like they have to be. if i'm a goodfellas that they have to have licence and no have no driving licence and no driving licence they have work all their on that this guy all their lives on that this guy had in front of had it right there in front of him and he went me was real him and he went told me was real or like telling me but or like what you telling me but didn't to pay council tax. didn't have to pay council tax. it fine. only problem is it was fine. the only problem is he couldn't have a national service, he couldn't. do you service, so he couldn't. do you cash jobs off? you know cash in hand jobs off? you know you anything if i still you could do anything if i still get cash, but i so. well, yeah, that's the only thing. yeah. because a cyber he because when i catch a cyber he could have a legend leo but could have been a legend leo but today honest. the today was honest. he did the thing, guess at. i'd like thing, i guess not at. i'd like to debate that but the daily mail reports on teachers being

told to re—educate children who meet politically incorrect comments that's mental comments such as that's mental and stop acting like a girl. nick they so mental they you stop acting like a girl. oh, they say absolutely mental. mental is fun. it's so fun to say that's mental. listen, everyone says it's a great thing. it won't work. this is a stupid thing because as people point well, won't work point out, well, it won't work anyway it'll become anyway because then it'll become fruit to say these. but yeah, when we were at school, there were you you were certain words you you weren't to, you allowed weren't allowed to, you allowed say say, well, what say then they say, well, what were that? you would were those words that? you would sort trap me. hayley it's sort of trap me. hayley it's sort of trap me. hayley it's sort of trap me. hayley it's sort of but then all sort of steady, but then all that happens adapt and that happens is you adapt and the that's banned becomes the word that's banned becomes the word that's banned becomes the i became scope the word, yeah, i became scope and it people call people. and it people just call people. the like an got the scope is like an insult got that was like not going to organisation is what organisation so this is what happens with kids they adapt now the thing is this coming the strange thing is this coming from church so it's from the aquinas church so it's a thing. so a christian thing. so it's another example of strange another example of a strange woke people woke christianity. some people like that like tom holland have that wokeness a natural wokeness is a is a natural evolution christianity which evolution of christianity which i'm about i'm i'm not sure about because i'm bothered reading the book. but but a strange thing we but there a strange thing we have divorce.

have now focusing on divorce. some the aquinas church some reason the aquinas church wants around kids wants to go around telling kids they and. it's they can't say words and. it's not to end well. it's a not going to end well. it's a stupid idea. yeah do you? i mean, what do you think? these are primary school are primary kids, primary school kids? they're young. they kids? so they're young. they probably understand kids? so they're young. they proiconsequence understand kids? so they're young. they proiconsequence words.;tand the consequence of words. i mean, should just wait mean, surely we should just wait until a bit older, until they're a bit older, because if on in because what if later on in life, later in life, these life, later on in life, these kids are having arguments, other kids are having arguments, other kids and i need to be politically incorrect in order to with to defend themselves with an argument these argument like you brought these kids going to get kids in, they're going to get bullied. simple as bullied. it's as simple as that. some of them are going to say horrible things, some of on horrible things, some of them on you as well know horrible you might as well know horrible things need to pull things in case you need to pull it say it day, you it out. say it one day, you know, mean, so that's what i'm know, i mean, so that's what i'm saying. i just think the it goes on the are all on like this. the kids are all going to end up with. i mean, obviously, you should teach them. bad so they know them. it's bad so they know it's bad, still bad, but should be able to still know can pull it out when know that i can pull it out when i want to be. it is even. but i mean people don't really say anymore that's a girl. mean people don't really say aonly)re that's a girl. mean people don't really say aonly hear that's a girl. mean people don't really say aonly hear that. that's a girl. mean people don't really say aonly hear that. but1at's a girl. mean people don't really say aonly hear that. but peoplejirl. mean people don't really say aonly hear that. but people do i only hear that. but people do say but it really bad? say mental but is it really bad? is mean does tie to any is mean much does not tie to any example like mental illness

example of like mental illness it's just so divorce plus if it's just so divorce and plus if you were to say that's you if you were to say oh that's mental someone they'd mental someone that they'd have a isn't really a mental illness isn't really going whoa, going to go whoa, whoa, whoa, that mental. mental do that is a mental. on mental do not mean i don't really normally don't know. i mean, i say don't know. i mean, i can say that don't know. okay well i enjoyed mental that don't know. okay well i enjopupils mental that don't know. okay well i enjopupils have mental that don't know. okay well i enjopupils have riotingil and pupils have been rioting oven and pupils have been rioting over, banned toilets. over, being banned from toilets. any those bugs any teacher leave those bugs alone got this one? alone done. you've got this one? yeah. riot in schools yeah. child riot in schools across country protest across the country to protest toilet rules riots have been reported across the reported in schools across the country by country protests staged by pupils toilet usage. it pupils over toilet usage. it seems to got out hand the police have been called in to a number of schools were voted. of schools as they were voted. i mean, these guys are mental, they say, and trees on fire, teachers were pushed over. i mean, it's windows were smashed. all this stuff. and it was understood the basic key, the teachers are stopping the kids , teachers are stopping the kids, closing the toilets. i think it's got do with them going to smoking and pipe and stuff that in there but anyway but the kids are look we the to are like look we the right to use now of these use the toilet now lot of these kids expelled permanently kids got expelled permanently due disturbance, which due to this disturbance, which really annoys because really annoys me because in universities like really annoys me because in univethey s like really annoys me because in univethey encourage like really annoys me because in univethey encourage to (e really annoys me because in univethey encourage to sort of

that, they encourage to sort of protest about change and gender and it like smarter. yeah and, and it like smarter. yeah and, and they praised them for facilitating this . now these facilitating this. now these kids are just like, look, i need the loo and they're like, yeah, you were expelled. yeah. and also you need the you also when you need the loo, you need yeah, it's not, need the loo. yeah, it's not, it's an ideological. there's it's not an ideological. there's a problem. if couldn't go, i'd a problem. if i couldn't go, i'd burn i'm telling burn a tree down. i'm telling you i'm amazed they you that now. i'm amazed they got burn and february got a tree to burn and february in yorkshire. yeah. we've in yorkshire. yeah. and we've done like this. done a few stories like this. i'm because, you know, i'm an expert because, you know, i'm an expert because, you know, i schools obviously i'm an expert because, you know, i been schools obviously i'm an expert because, you know, i been weird,1ools obviously i'm an expert because, you know, i been weird, buts obviously i'm an expert because, you know, i been weird, but like fiously i'm an expert because, you know, i been weird, but like but;ly i'm an expert because, you know, i been weird, but like but we have been weird, but like but we seem have a of these seem to have a lot of these about kids and draconian rules. what it seems to me is this got so out of hand when i was at you didn't really ask to go to the toilet. the lesson it's toilet. the lesson because it's so asked if so frowned upon. you asked if you needed yeah, you really needed it. yeah, it was of frowned it was was sort of frowned upon. it was a general culture of fear and which we had in those and which we had in those days. and the but now because the good old. but now because kids sick so they're trying kids are sick so they're trying to overboard impose to go overboard and impose draconian they draconian rules and then they just wild and just go upstairs wild and they've know, they've started, you know, saying pushing they've started, you know, saying over. pushing they've started, you know, saying over. so pushing they've started, you know, saying over. so this;hing they've started, you know, saying over. so this seems to they've started, you know, sayilike over. so this seems to they've started, you know, sayilike an er. so this seems to they've started, you know, sayilike an attemptis seems to me like an attempt to instil discipline, but much too

discipline, but it's much too late. the culture is already broken. think need to learn broken. i think need to learn that to. that that's not the way to. protest. they should for protest. they should come for a pint blew themselves the pint on all blew themselves the roads right like extinction roads right yeah like extinction rebellion that's exactly right although if you glue yourself to the then you're the school then you're automatically detention automatically getting detention because cut away. because you can't be cut away. unless is for the climate. and then think you're allowed. then i think you're allowed. right. the mirror. right. okay, well, the mirror. no up to no on girls turning up to schools in mini skirts and going home in tears after intrusive inspections by male teachers. nick this sounds like one of your demented fantasies. not you even allowed to say that. i think i could probably see you for that. i think no. suddenly i see you disgusting for seeing them . no does sad . it's them. yeah. no it does sad. it's one of these stories male . one of these stories male. teachers inspect a schoolgirl skirt lent to the layman. that sounds bad , but when sounds bad, but when you actually the story , actually look into the story, the they didn't do the head saying they didn't do anything it's anything unprofessional, it's simply, again, attempt to simply, again, an attempt to impose have impose standards used to have things we things like grammar schools. we had educational standards. we had educational standards. we had that was had uniform standards that was all now it sounds all normal. but now it sounds again the schools to again like the schools tried to impose, but there's no real culture of it. so people are rebelling well, what

rebelling and saying, well, what are doing so? just be are you doing so? just to be clear, defending male clear, you're defending the male teachers over and teachers going over and intrusively, inspecting these these girls, the length of their skirts yeah. a tape skirts. yeah. with a tape measure. yeah okay. and there's no mention of tape measure. there's story. there's always there's a story. there's always a say did they do a tape where you say did they do it by the they get the body isn't it. they experts they can just after years of staring at schoolgirls don't know how if you tell me . tell me so nick. you tell me. tell me so nick. but i've thought what would you make of this ? i mean, i'm going make of this? i mean, i'm going to take a view on this instead of messing it up with a joke. i it's a bit out of order on the really because the girls obviously i've got two daughters two girls in the way and the short skirts that go into they're getting pulled up for it and then they're accused and i mean there might be bad school teachers there, but teachers out there, but it sounds know, be sounds like, you know, it can be used used against them. at the end day, the got end of the day, the skirts got to certain length and they to be a certain length and they should shouldn't downs should be shouldn't say downs defending got defending as well. well not got to we're not. but if to go. hey ex, we're not. but if there is any weird teachers of that yet, leave the kids alone.

i'm to. that's i'm sure to clarify to. that's true. anyway, we've to take true. anyway, we've got to take a after the a again i'm afraid after the break, will be exposing the break, dan will be exposing the virtues nick will, virtues polygamy. nick will, tell us the counterintuitive news that is actually beneficial and why you shouldn't feed drugs to spiders. now that's mental. see it a couple of minutes .

welcome back to headline news. let's go to the times and society has always had promiscuous people but now the rebranding chucking it about a bit as and protesting they want to be recognised as a valid sexuality in the lgbtq+ plus spectrum. i can feel myself getting chlamydia, just reading about this done . a follow up on about this done. a follow up on that. laura boyle first came across a polyamory at mcgill university university in

montreal after and i love this quite a romantic story she was walking down the corridor she dropped her books on the floor. three men entered the no she dropped her books on the floor and another student helped her pick them up and they went for a coffee and he said, have heard of polyamory. i mean, if this in england, especially globally, if you drop your books on the floor and student they and another student was they probably but took probably just nick them but took her a coffee shop , explains her to a coffee shop, explains what all about. she said, what it was all about. she said, well, i've heard of it. is it like it like having an open like is it like having an open relationship was like, it's relationship was like, no, it's like with oh god, they like that. but with oh god, they made worse . yeah, that's made it worse. yeah, that's right. and basically she's among estimated 12 million people who call themselves poly amorous. anyway, i'll just cut to the chase. majority of people cheat. right? anyway that's what they're saying. the majority of people cheat when you people cheat. why cheat when you can polyamorous can have an open polyamorous relationship happen? but it isn't it. i can answer because there but all that there are luckily. but all that all distressingly ugly fat all distressingly ugly and fat and diseases . and crawling with diseases. nick, agree. wow. well nick, when you agree. wow. well i've always said that polyamory is cheating what's

is basically cheating but what's what's is think the what's interesting is think the idea relationships is idea of open relationships is almost for saying almost people hate me for saying this. it's know it's almost a logical response to the of marriage and the breakdown of society you've the red society because you've the red pill people online who sort of say, yeah, it's pointless to get married someone sort and married someone sort of and these be thought of these people would be thought of as of more countercultural, rightwing and rightwing and things. and weirdly, they're agreeing with the it the lefties who call it polyamory the guardian, polyamory in the guardian, and they're agreeing they're both kind of agreeing that up some marriages, that makes up some marriages, broken well broken downs, you may as well just you want and just of do what you want and invent own relationship invent your own relationship models, make some models, which maybe make some sense. i think three sense. but i do think three parents thing is wrong and. gross well, all three. but in this essay appearance, i know that actually good for that scene is actually good for the no, i don't the children. no, no, i don't think involve kids. think don't involve the kids. maybe some kids grow up, you know, happy and balanced having that. know, the that. but i think, you know, the are sound like a you know are yet to sound like a you know are yet to sound like a you know a way from the 1980s but a vicars way from the 1980s but the best thing for kids is like there's parents the nuclear there's two parents the nuclear family. yeah so yeah family. absolutely yeah so yeah so like we sort of though the daily mail no unmarried men daily mail no an unmarried men are twice likely to die from

heart failure compared to unmarried compared married unmarried compared to married men nick let's if you can men nick let's see if you can make it this story with a cardiac arrest. yes. so glad you've given this to this single hypochondriac . basically, being hypochondriac. basically, being single is going to give me a heart attack. so that was great. and good thing i'm not ever stressed out. so yeah . so the stressed out. so yeah. so the reason is that when you get so if you get with a heart with heart failure , you're you're heart failure, you're you're more likely to die due 2.2 times more likely to die due 2.2 times more likely to die due 2.2 times more likely to die within five years if you're single. so basically what it is one single man find out they've got a heart problem. they go as well. just do want you know, ice do what i want you know, ice cream for breakfast, drink day, whatever. whereas if you've got a shouldn't a wife goes, maybe i shouldn't do my do that. that's my interpretation of the data can be pre—existing lifestyle be a pre—existing lifestyle factors have caused the cardiac arrest or heart problems. yeah but it's the death with from of it is increase if you can get that diagnosis they've got they're the unmarried and the married and single have got that it's that a single day much quicker having received

diagnosis. yeah but doesn't diagnosis. yeah yeah but doesn't mean that they're starting from the point . no suppose the same point. no i suppose they both . well yeah they they could both. well yeah they could both get diagnosed but one has health background . has a better health background. other can be true other ways that can be true anyway put it down to anyway they. put it down to things like having loneliness. isolation, course , risky isolation, of course, risky behaviours, excessively behaviours, drinking excessively , like i've well, you , like i've said. well, you know, you have someone there, know, if you have someone there, they in line a bit they just keep you in line a bit downstairs . a good weekend downstairs. a good weekend don't. make don't. i mean what do you make of this. well i sort of read it as. the this be as. you know, the this could be the monitored monitoring the wife is monitored monitoring the wife is monitored monitoring the midwife monitors , the the midwife monitors, the husband to check that they were up married. my wife doesn't monitor. she she spends time monitor. she she she spends time watching the documentaries and making notes . so you sound like making notes. so you sound like you should monitor . yeah, you should monitor. yeah, definitely. your mum definitely. but your mum influenced me to life influenced me to get life insurance it's like i don't want to give an incentive to die. it's, you know, there's already enough giving enough incentive for that giving on mirror and suddenly some on the mirror and suddenly some creatures have been deliberately inbred humans. creatures have been deliberately inbred humans . they're inbred by humans. they're deformed and can hardly . but deformed and can hardly. but enough about britain's upper classes. this is about punk on

don't love it. my moonpig the card thing that we've all used when we can't be bothered to go out and buy cards for our loved ones. stopped selling cards with puqs ones. stopped selling cards with pugs and french bulldogs over health complaints moonpig will no cards no longer sell to cards featuring images of pugs and french bulldogs of the campaigners said it would promote the grieving impaired breeds and campaigners, and that calls them ban more dogs calls for them to ban more dogs , saying normalises the , saying it normalises the respiratory breathing issues. now the problem with this is they think they're going to take they think they're going to take the pugs off there and then what's that going to it's what's that going to do? it's going stop promoting going to stop promoting breed. so people are going so then what? people are going to the dog, the dogs to stop buying the dog, the dogs are going to so this are going to die. so this campaign, dogs, campaign, a killing dogs, they're start making they're going to start making puqs they're going to start making pugs you always meet pugs because you always meet people. always people. it's always it's always girls. friend girls. it's their friend girls. they're like, oh, look i'm a beautiful pug. you look down at some there's chalk some aliens thing, there's chalk on and face. just on the walls and it's face. just because breathe, because someone can't breathe, probably you should probably doesn't mean you should kill snores. kill it. i mean, my wife snores. i'm killer. anyway , i'm not a killer. well, anyway, the telegraph now reporting on some ways have been some ingenious ways have been wasting our taxes by getting

animals high on drugs. nick, tell us more, please yeah, well, call it what really happens when a bear takes cocaine and turns out dies in house after that. so it's it sounds i want a damsel vine video as like yeah and then it goes into all these other animals they've given foxy. weirdly enough, we got a picture but we looked into the cave spiders. oh, good. i suggest that glad they listen that it's. i'm glad they listen me we've got me we get, we've got these spiders given spiders here. they were given different drugs and you see that one on weight. he saw had one is on weight. he saw had a bit go he's messed up the bit of a go he's messed up the one on just got mental one on caffeine just got mental one on caffeine just got mental one message out gaps one speed message left out gaps and so the one on lsd does that kind of pattern perfectly and it is but leaves is quite beautiful, but leaves out the actual functionality of the , spiders are the the so weirdly, spiders are the labour party. yeah. and a similar way to sort of hippies by drugs they enter. so i'm surprised caffeine was the worst web of . all those late humans. web of. all those late humans. it just increases productivity slightly i dan have you ever i've always loved spiders which

tells me something else that isn't the thing that annoyed me about article is whoever wrote this film got it completely wrong because they in the film they give the pair cocaine and it turns brutal and it's like an killing murdering machine . i killing murdering machine. i think the finds the cookie think the bear finds the cookie . it's a drug, it's drug . it's a drug, but it's drug deaung . it's a drug, but it's drug dealing . please, completely dealing. please, it's completely wrong, because anyone that's done cocaine on right knows that if you take it, you don't turn into an unkillable killing machine, you just end up in someone's in someone's kitchen. so o'clock in the about fire, the morning talking about fire, never back. and if they never wrote back. and if they maybe club and maybe go to a strip club and then useless in then become pretty useless in bed, around killing bed, don't go around killing people. that's what heard. people. that's what i heard. anyway, grapevine . if anyway, on the grapevine. so if there kitchen for there just been a kitchen for him, kitchen for that beer to survive? yeah. and maybe a strip club. star club. finally, the daily star and searching for someone who likes sniffing own poo. and i thought garden in thought this was any garden in reader done. this is sort reader done. yeah. this is sort of thing. i imagine the politicians have to do is like an initiation, but the company hunts the world's first poo a primly where you can sniff a human poo a living and this is

your wall to get through without swearing. i'm telling you that now the company hoping to end now the company is hoping to end the taboo you'd want the poo taboo while. you'd want to around poo to end the taboo around poo because is just poo poo. as because it is just poo poo. as launched search launched the search for the world's first millionaire , world's first poo millionaire, the the world's iconic the hunt for the world's iconic bin say the word but basically it's a nutrition brand feel complete launched search complete is launched the search to taboo because you to break the taboo because you know poo is you know it's all right why you have all of us got in on the cable. no. where are they doing this other and i mean why we covering this? i mean. well, i think because we've got to cover 20 stories than this film answer is because andrew doyle way to do that. doyle is a way to do that. i mean, can you actually , with all mean, can you actually, with all the love it all the people that love it all people that criticising people that you're criticising by of the show? i don't by hosting of the show? i don't know. you don't you just do something for wasn't my something for that. it wasn't my view, it was just a general view, but it was just a general . but we've got people that write against us write twitter threads against us and find this and and like they'll find this and say, they but say, see what they cover, but they'll people they'll be with people commenting anyway. point who commenting anyway. the point who i'm that i'm happy with keeping that super as you implied super in place as you implied and some taboos and there are some taboos i there reason, but there's there for a reason, but there's a underpinned training grant

a 50 underpinned training grant for who is willing to for somebody who is willing to learn some use. learn and he's got some use. it's some some apparently is it's got some some apparently is to google that you can find out people's gut health and smell in the food. and want to the food. yeah and i want to know there be diversity know will there be diversity amongst smells and amongst these poo smells and will be 2023 of course is going to diversity anyway to be diversity anyway anyway that's talking about to that's enough talking about to the show is nearly over cialis take another quick look through saturday's front pages . the saturday's front pages. the guardian has prime minister set to seal a post—brexit and big political gamble . if boris political gamble. if boris doesn't wreck the tail has sunak to secure new brexit deal the weekend the times has the exact story brexit deal within days . story brexit deal within days. the daily express. it's a different story camilla forces u—turn double boot cuts row although some of us also say stuff about it that might have influenced things anyway. the daily star says not such a cunning plan, milady. finally, we're running a tartan after being told that we could just eat turnips. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my

have time for. a thank you to my guest, nick tomorrow guest, don and nick tomorrow stephen the seat and stephen allen is in the seat and if you're watching this for breakfast stephen's tuned breakfast and stephen's tuned for the breakfast show after .

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